VTE DAHY lfcXAN Vol. 81, No 145 (USPS 146-440) S tu d e n t N e w s p a p e r a t The U niversity of Texas a t Austin M o nday M ay 3 1982 Twenty-Five Cents White to face Temple in Democratic runoff the vote. He must face a runoff with John Hannah of Lufkin, who received 29.5 percent. Republican state Rep. Bill M eier of Houston ran unopposed in his bid for the November ballot. Candidates waited anxiously for ex­ traordinarily slow returns, attributed to a new com puter’s m alfunction at the T exas E lection Bureau in D allas. Com­ puter problem s kept reporters waiting until 9:30 p.m. before one return was reported. Several state office hopefuls retired in the early hours Sunday morn- By TIN A R O M ER O and D A VID W O O D R U F F Daily Texan Staff V oters will decide in a Ju ne 5 runoff face Gov. Bill which D em ocrat will Clem ents the November general in election, because Attorney G eneral Mark White, who led a field of six can ­ didates with 45.3 percent of the vote, failed to win a m ajority over Railroad Com m issioner Buddy Tem ple in Satur­ day’s prim ary. Clem ents easily won the Republican nomination, declaring victory at 9:30 p.m. Hampered by excessively slow com ­ the statew ide election puter results, Saturday left five other races undecid­ ed. som e of which had candidates still unsure of the outcom e Sunday. Texans chose 'populist" Jim High­ tower to run in November by defeating A g ricu ltu re C om m ission er R eag an Brown, caught making a racial slur in a cam paign speech last week. V oters also gave a sound victory to Jim Railroad Commission Chairm an Nugent. Land com m issioner hopeful P ete Snelson surfaced as the leader among six D em ocrats in the race, with 30.8 percent of the vote. G arry Mauro squeaked by with the second-highest number of votes to win a runoff spot, edging out sta te Rep. Dan Kubiak of R ockdale by 0.2 percent Kubiak was expected to ask for a recount. In one of the m ore hotly contested races, Ann R ichards forced State T reasu rer W arren G. Harding into a runoff. “ We re going to change history by electing the first woman in 50 y ears to a statew ide o ffic e ,’’ R ichard s said, a t­ tributing su ccess in her cam paign to last-m inute cam paigning in South T ex­ as. Harding said, “ We re going to focus on experience, on my perform ance. We’ll win a ru noff.’’ In the D em ocratic prim ary ra ce for sta te attorney general, Jim M attox of D allas led the other three D em ocrats vying for the post with 35.8 percent of (Percentages in parentheses) U.S. Senate DEMOCRA T REPUBLICAN 8 3 2 ,5 4 2 (77.7) 2 3 8 ,6 3 5 (22.3) 1 2 2,105 (58.5) 7 1 ,7 3 3 (34.4) (7.1) 1 4,822 Governor DEMOCRAT Bentsen Sullivan Collins Mengden Richardson Armstrong Beagle Mayo Temple White Young row m argin between him and White. T em ple said he would change his cam paign strategy and would begin po­ litical television ads to respond to accu ­ sations White has m ade in his television spots. Hightower, with 59.4 percent of the vote, won decisively over Brow n's 40.6 percent. Up until a few days before the election Hightower had expected a tough ra ce , but his chances improved when Brown called educator Booker T. Washington a “g reat black nigger" dur­ ing a televised speech. While he quickly corrected him self, the last-m inute slip cost Brown the endorsem ent of the Coa­ lition of B lack V oters — a group of 80 Houston area black organizations. Runoffs w ere the rule on the local level as well as D em ocratic nominees for four Travis County races and a state Board of Education contest will be set­ tled in the June 5 election. Two incumbent county com m ission­ ers will face runoff opposition. John Milloy took 34.7 percent of the P recin ct 3 vote, while Helen Campbell was close behind with 32.4 percent. Incum bent R ichard Moya in P recin ct 4 flirted with winning outright, but finished with a 48.7 percent challenger to Wayne Y eld erm an's 30.7 percent. closest R oger Moore and Susan Dasher will vie in a runoff for ju stice of the peace in P recin ct 3, while Stacy Suits, who polled 49 percent of the vote, and Lyn­ don B. Johnson School of Public A ffairs student Tim Mahoney, who took 29 per­ cent, will contest the constable's post in P recin ct 5 in the Ju n e 5 election. F o rm er Austin Independent School D istrict Board of Tru stees presidents Gus G arcia and Will Davis will com pete in the runoff for state Board of E du ca­ tion, D istrict 10. Davis garnered 47.4 percent of the vote, while G arcia tallied 43.6 percent. Incum bent Jo e Hart nosed out Brock Jo n es, 51 percent to 49 percent, in the hotly contested race for the 126th D is­ trict Court bench Jo n W isser netted 58 percent of the vote to Jo e D ibrell’s 42 percent in the contest for judge of the 299th D istrict Court. DEMOCRAT Cutright Denton Harding Richards 59,421 (5.8) 139,506 (13.6) 3 6 2 ,3 7 9 (35.3) 4 6 6 ,5 4 6 (45.4) Land Commissioner DEMOCRA T Travis Spradling, Daily Texan Staff Buddy Temple Related coverage, Page 16 ing still not knowing where they stood in their respective races. However, White predicted victory early Sunday. He will face last-m inute entrant Tem ple, who garnered 30.7 per­ cent of the vote, in the Ju ne runoff, leaving Bob Armstrong of Austin with­ out a race. Armstrong, who was said to suffer from a lack of cam paign funds, took 18.8 percent of votes cast. White claim ed he is the D em ocratic candidate best qualified to beat Clem ­ ents in November because of his higher percentage of the vote, while Tem ple said he believed his cam paign to be a success and was surprised by the nar­ l i J J U | n d „ . ^ imlfimi | Lt. Governor DEMOCRAT Hobby Skates 8 6 8 ,7 4 8 (86.2) 1 3 9 ,2 0 9 (13.8) Attorney General DEMOCRAT 16,831 1 8,952 2 1 0 ,7 8 0 (18.8) (1.5) (1.7) 343,791 (30.7) 5 0 8 ,1 9 2 (45.3) (2.0) 22,481 Hannah Mattox Ogg Sherman REPUBLICAN Clements Embs 1 7 7 ,646 (91.9) (8.1) 15,584 Bullock Calvert 3 0 1 ,2 5 6 (29.5) 3 6 5 ,8 5 0 (35.8) 1 3 0,426 (12.8) 2 2 5 ,031 (22.0) Fore Kubiak Mauro Snelson 110,405 (11.6) 2 7 3 ,0 2 5 (28.7) 2 7 5 ,5 2 5 (28.9) 2 9 3 ,0 4 8 (30.8) REPUBLICAN 6 6 2 ,8 5 7 (66.8) 3 2 9 ,6 7 8 (33.2) Glasscock Gutierrez Jackson 85,521 (50 8) 2 0 ,6 5 4 (12.3) 62,021 (36.9) Comptroller DEMOCRAT Airhead Lynn Hopkins w ears helium balloons in her braids 15,000 persons braved threatening w eather Friday in honor of A.A. for an interesting costum e at Eeyore’s Birthday P ar- ty. The effect won Hopkins an aw ard. An estim ated Milne's character. Related coverage, Pages 6 & 7. for the 19th-annual celebration Travis Spradling, Dally Texan Staff Mark White beams upon receiving the news that he has a lead over Buddy Temple. Travis Spradling. Daily Texan Staff REPUBLICAN Frank Richards 4 0 ,7 7 7 (24.6) 125,033 (75.4) UT voters go ‘progressive ‘j State Treasurer By D A VID W O O D R U F F Daily Texan Staff D em ocratic prim ary returns from U m versity-area p recincts indicate heavy student support for candidates supported by a “ progressive’’ political action com m ittee but low voter turn­ out. Cam pus-area voters bucked the sta te trend and heavily sup­ ported Bob Armstrong for governor, by m argins as high as 8-1 in some boxes. Armstrong was defeated by both Railroad Com­ m issioner Buddy Tem ple and Attorney G eneral Mark White in Saturday’s prim ary Turnout in what are considered student precincts averaged about 20 percent of the registered voters in the D em ocratic prim ary and even less in the Republican primary. P olitical analysts attributed the low student turnout to up­ com ing final exam s and the large number of uncontested ra ce s, especially on the Republican side. “ The voters were b ored ," one cam paigner said. Encouraging students to vote was one of the goals of the Austin Progressive Coaliton, a political action com m ittee unit­ ing University Young D em ocrats, Travis County Young Dem o­ cra ts and Central Austin D em ocrats. While APC failed to generate outstanding voter turnout, spot checks of some of the 22 central Austin precincts targeted by the group show high ballot totals for APC-endorsed candidates. APC-endorsed candidates who won their contested race s in­ clude Jim Hightower, for agriculture com m issioner, and Mi­ chael Schless. for judge of County Court at-Law No. 3. APC and UT student support helped send Ann R ichards, for state tre a s ­ urer; G arry Mauro, for state land com m issioner; R ich ard Moya, for county com m issioner, P recin ct 3; Gus G arcia, for state Board of Education, D istrict 10. and Stacy Suits, for con­ stable, P recin ct 5. into runoffs. Returns still w ere being tallied Sunday in several counties for two 3rd Court of Appeals ra ce s involving APC-endorsed candidates Bob Gam m age, P la ce 2, and Dain Whitworth, P la c e 4. Besides Armstrong. APC-endorsed candidates who lost in the primary include Bill Kilgarlin for sta te Suprem e Court. P la ce 2, and Jo e Dibrell for ?99th D istrict Court. APC treasu rer Kurt Zeitler said he was “ very disappointed” by Dibrell s loss, though he would not com m ent on APC s suc­ cess in the race, not having seen individual precinct tallies late Sunday. APC did not get involved in som e D em ocratic prim ary races because the three clubs that form the coalition could not agree on endorsements, APC worker Jo n Has ett said. Government unveils standards for next year’s student loans loans WASHINGTON (U P Il - The E du ca­ tion D epartm ent announced Sunday tighter eligibility standards for low-in- terest guaranteed student for 1982-83 — the first school year to show the full effe ct of last y e ar's budget cuts. The standards, published in Monday's F e d e r a l R e g i s t e r , do not include R ea­ to cut gan adm inistration proposals nearly 1 million students off the rolls and save $900 million A House com m it­ tee has rejected these proposals, and they probably are dead in Congress. Guaranteed student loans at 9 per­ cent interest went to 3.5 million gradu­ ate and undergraduate students this school year The program now costs the adm inistration esti $2.5 billion; m ates costs will rise to $3 4 billion next year. David Bayer, head of the d epart­ m en t’s student loan branch, said the new standards involve relatively few d ifferences from last year Congress has 30 days to act if it wants to disap­ prove them. The standards apply to new loans made between Ju ly 1. 1982. and Ju n e 30, 1983 The maximum loans are $2.500 for undergraduates and $5,000 for graduate students The adm inistration wants to elim inate graduate students The standards show how much the student or his fam ily is expected to con­ tribute. Need is established by fam ily contribution and other aid to the stu­ dent, subtracted from the cost of educa­ tion at his school. Congress including last year made several cuts, requiring applicants whose fam ilies earn m ore than $30.000 to prove need, but most loans for this mmmmmmmmmgmimmmmmmmm “ It will be this s u m m e r that peak volume occu rs in the GSL p r o g r a m .” — David B a y e r year were made before Oct 1 when that rule took e ffect. “ It will be this sum m er that peak vol­ ume occurs in the GSL program and the cuts' e ffe cts begin to be felt. B ayer said There are three main changes, he said • A student will not be considered in­ dependent — paying for his own educa­ tion — unless he gets less than $750 a year from his parents and m eets other conditions. The previous standard was $1.000 and other conditions B ayer said, “ We have reason to believe (Congress) will go along with this • F am ilies with adjusted gross in­ com e of $75,000 or m ore — down from last year s $100.000 — must use a stricte r needs analysis that takes assets as well as income into acc ount for c a m ­ pus-based aid program s, such as work- study and National Direct Student Loans. • In a change that is a little m ore lib e ra l," m arried students have to sup­ ply background information only for the previous y ear, not the past two years, to prove they are paying for their own education Under the standards, a fam ily with a w age-earner parent and two children, one in college, with an adjusted gross income of $45.125. would be expected to contribute $5.870, the Education De­ partm ent said If the student got a $1,000 scholarship and enrolled in a school that cost $9.500, the student would need $2,630, making If him eligible for the maximum loan the school cost $8,000. the student would be eiigibile for a $1,130 loan age 2 □ THE DAILY TEXAN □ Monday, May 3, 1982 Domino’s Pizza Delivers?.. 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PLEASE 57 M N O W 4 5 80 on the-drag at 2406 G uadalupe Monday, May 3, 1982 □ THE DAILY TEXAN Falkland crisis escalates as hostilities erupt British torpedo cruiser; Argentines claim victory 1 Pym meets with Haig to discuss military aid a • a| World & Nationa Page 3 * 1982 The New York Tim es WASHINGTON - The United States Sunday informed Britain in general terms of the kinds of m ilitary assist­ ance it will provide now that it has sided with Britain in the Falkland Is­ lands dispute with Argentina Foreign Secretary Francis Pym Sun­ day met with Secretary of State Alexan­ der M. Haig Jr and later with Defense Secretary Caspar W. Weinberger for a wide-ranging review of the political, m ilitary and economic aspects of the Falklands situation. He then went to New York to have dinner with U.N. Sec­ retary General Perez de Cuellar to dis­ cuss possible U.N. involvement in set­ tling the dispute. Pym told reporters he had not come with “ a shopping list” of specific m ili­ tary items, but had discussed “ in very general terms” with American officials what the United States was ready to do to assist the British forces. U.S. aid is said for now to be limited to certain supplies such as oil and spare parts, enhanced intelligence sharing and communications links. Sunday’s were the first high-level An­ glo-American discussions since Presi­ dent Reagan s decision Friday to blame Argentina for the failure of Haig's mediation mission and to impose lim it­ ed sanctions against Argentina. He also agreed to provide “ material support" for British forces while pledging no di­ rect American m ilitary involvement in the crisis. Pym, who was in Washington nine days ago to consult with Haig on possi­ ble diplomatic solutions, stressed at a press conference at the British Embas­ sy Sunday the importance Britain at­ tached to Reagan's decision. “ Last week I came here to see Mr. Haig in his role as a mediator," he said. UPI Telephoto Francis Pym change of heart in Argentina. Argentina must withdraw its forces from the Falklands Islands before a negotiated settlement of the dispute is possible,” he said. “ They have no right to be there.” Neither side reported new fighting since the clashes which erupted Satur­ day after British fighterbombers pound­ ed two airfields on the Falklands to cut Argentina’s only lifeline to its 9,000 troops on the islands it seized from Britain April 2. But a war of words did break out over the outcome of Saturday's battles, with Argentina claiming a decisive “ tri­ umph" against the 40-ship British fleet sent to reclaim them. jetfighters Argentine m ilitary sources said Ar­ gentine “ scored several hits” against the aircraft carrier HMS Hermes, flagship of the fleet, leaving it seriously damaged and inoperative.” By United Press International A British submarine torpedoed the Argentine cruiser General Belgrano in the South Atlantic Sunday and reported­ ly “ severely damaged" it, the British Defense Ministry said It was the sec­ ond straight day of open hostilities in the battle for the Falkland Islands. It was the first report of a British submarine firing a torpedo at an Argen­ tine warship in the fighting. “ The cruiser posed a significant threat to the British task force,” a De­ fense Ministry spokesman said in Lon­ don. The terse announcement indicated the unidentified British submarine fired more than one torpedo, but it was not clear from the statement how many hit the target. Britain believes the cruiser, which was equipped with surface-to-air mis­ siles, was “ severely damaged,” the spokesman said. He said the British submarine suf­ fered no damage in the engagement and has resumed patrol. “ When their airplanes get shot down and when they find when they're chal­ lenged that they lose, that will concen­ trate their minds very sharply," British Foreign Secretary Francis Pym said earlier in Washington. “ I suspect there are a lot of very wor­ ried people running around Buenos Aires.” The attack took place about 1 p.m. CST and “ was fully in accordance with the instructions given to the task force commander based upon the right of self defense under article 51 of the U.N. charter,” the brief statement said. The Brooklyn-class cruiser, weighing 10,800 tons, was bought by Argentina from the United States in 1951. It origi­ nally was commissioned for the U.S. Navy in 1939 as the Phoenix and was a survivor of the 1941 Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Originally called the 17th of October, the name was changed in 1956 after the overthrow of Gen. Juan Peron. New reports from the British fleet spoke of “ increased air activity” by Ar­ gentine warplanes flying over the Falk- lands, but they said the planes showed “ no willingness to engage in hostili­ ties.” In Lim a, Peruvian President Fernan­ do Belaunde Terry said Sunday his gov­ ernment helped foster negotiations dur­ ing the weekend between Britain and Argentina, who, he said, are now on the verge of a seven-point cease-fire agree­ ment. “ Negotiations are under way that shortly could reestablish peace in the South Atlantic,” Belaunde said at a news conference. “ There is good w ill on both sides.” In Washington, a State Department “ The secretary of spokesman said, state has been in touch with President Belaunde and with Foreign Secretary Pym in recent hours and a number of ideas have been exchanged, but there is no agreement on anything.” In Buenos Aires, presidential press spokesman Rodolfo Baltierrez declined to comment on the report. Officials de­ clined to say if they had received such a peace plan. In London, Prim e Minister Margaret Thatcher met her war Cabinet to dis­ cuss the damage done to Argentine po­ sitions on the Falklands by the Royal Navy’s air and sea strikes. In Buenos Aires, President Leopoldo Galtieri conferred with his Cabinet and declared, “ We will never raise the white flag.” “ The real thing that is required is a Inmate population rises, death row tops 1,000 WASHINGTON (U P I) - The number of inmates marking time on death row has topped 1,000 nationwide for the first time since the U.S. Supreme Court rein­ stated capital punishment in 1976, a new report shows. As of late April, 1,009 men and wom­ en were awaiting execution or word on appeals of their sentences in 31 of the 36 states with capital punishment laws on the books, the NAACP Legal Defense Fund report said. The figure has more than doubled in the last three years, and includes four under sentence from the U.S. m ilitary. In addition, the Justice Department said Sunday the nation’s prison popula­ tion rose by a record 12.1 percent last year to number 369,009 inmates in state and federal facilities. The Bureau of Justice Statistics said it was the largest increase in prison population since the government began compiling figures in 1925. Three Southern states have the most crowded death rows in the country, ac­ cording to the legal defense fund’s sta­ tistics. Florida has 175 condemned prisoners — more than any other state — followed by Texas with 145 and Georgia with 113. The only state to rival those figures is California, with 97 on its death row. Only 12 condemned inmates are wom­ en, the report showed. A total of 41.8 percent are black, a disproportionately large number com­ pared with the roughly 12 percent of the general population that is black. The report’s racial breakdown also showed 52.3 percent are white, 4.6 per­ cent Hispanic and less than 1 percent each Native American or Asian. The population on death rows nation­ wide has multiplied since the Supreme Court reinstated the death penalty as a constitutional means of punishment in 1976. Since then, there have been only four executions — the last almost 14 months ago when confessed killer Steven T. Judy died in Indiana’s electric chair. Eight prisoners have committed sui­ cide while on death row, five died from natural causes or were killed in prison and 20 have had their sentences com­ muted, the report said. The number of prisoners on the con­ demned list has doubled since mid-1979, in part because almost all prisoners take advantage of numerous, time-con­ suming appeals that delay their sen­ tences. Of the 1,009 prisoners facing execu­ tion, 89 have had their sentences set aside but still face new sentencing hear­ ings or state appeals that seek to rein­ state the death penalty. Gary Gilm ore’s execution by firing squad in Utah on Jan. 17, 1977, broke a 10-year capital punishment moratorium in the United States. His was the first execution since the U.S. Supreme Court in 1972 invalidated all existing death penalty laws and forced states to adopt new statutes with stricter safeguards. There were 620 inmates under death sentences at the end of 1971 — just be­ fore the high court’s landmark ruling on capital punishment. From Texan news services China criticizes U.S. P E K IN G — China said Sunday only the United States can defuse the “ time bomb” over the sale of U.S. arms to Taiwan and warned the disagreement could lead to a downgrading of relations between Peking and Washington. The warn­ ing came virtually on the eve of a “ state visit” by Vice President George Bush concluding a five-na­ tion Asian and Pacific tour. Winding up his visit to Australia Sunday, Bush flies to New Zealand Monday and then to China on Wednesday. He will be briefed in the scenic east coast city of Hangzhou by U.S. Am­ bassador Arthur Hummel before flying to Peking Friday as the high­ est official of the Reagan adminis­ tration to pay a visit to China. Magana sworn in SAN SALVADOR, E l Salvador - Alvaro Magana, a U.S.-backed inde­ pendent banker, was sworn in Sun­ day as the new president of E l Sal­ vador, returning the war-ravaged country to complete civilian rule for the first time since 1979 Magana, 56, took the oath of office from right-wing leader Roberto d'Aubuis- son, president of a constituent as­ sembly elected March 28. Gunman kills woman, self B E IR U T , Lebanon — A gunman fired pistol shots and tossed a gre­ nade into a crowd of Catholics dur­ ing Sunday mass in the northern city of Tripoli, killing himself and a woman in the third religious attack in six days. Police said the gunman, Omar Mustafa A1 Lawz, took worshippers by surprise when he stormed the Maronite St. Michael's Church, entering from the rear door and emptying his pistol as he stood midway to the altar. Cabinet pushes proposal JE R U S A L E M - The Israeli Cabi­ net on Sunday authorized Prim e Minister Menachem Begin to intro­ duce into debate Monday in Pa rlia ­ ment a proposed resolution that would bar the further dismantling of Israeli settlements in occupied areas in exchange for peace. Mean­ while, a 14-year-old Arab girl from a refugee camp near Hebron on the Israeli-occupied West Bank was shot in the head Sunday by a Jewish settler from neighboring Qiryat A r­ aba, according to Palestinian sourc­ es. Volcano show a sellout HILO, Hawaii — Hawaii's Ma­ dame Pele volcano simmered quiet­ ly Sunday after erupting in a spec­ tacular “ curtain of fire” that drew 45,000 viewers to Kiiauea crater. A rare find was reported at the vol­ canic site by University of Hawaii students — yellow glass strands spun by the wind during the erup­ tion and known locally as Pele's hair. The lava show put on by the Hawaiian goddess of fire was a sel­ lout, with tourists booking nearly all the available hotel space on the big island and taking the arduous trek to the crater to view the fissure of red-hot lava. HHS office may close WASHINGTON — Employees of the Health and Human Services De­ partment's inspector general are being warned the office may be shut temporarily unless Congress mends a clerical error and appropriates more money. But congressional sources say the mistake is likely to be fixed quickly without need for furloughs of the inspector general’s 924 employees. House action on a supplemental appropriations bill to rectify the foul-up is scheduled for Wednesday, and the measure proba­ bly will be approved. Senate com­ mittee action is probable next week, with floor action to follow. Malaria increase reported WASHINGTON - A report to Congress says there has been a “ dramatic resurgence” of malaria in the Third World, with as many as 214 million people — mostly A fri­ cans — affected by the most wide­ spread of parasitic diseases The overwhelming majority of malaria sufferers and carriers are in Africa, with most of the rest in Asia and the Western Pacific, the report by the General Accounting Office released last week said. Jews protest Soviets N EW YO RK — A huge demon­ stration in support of Jew s wishing to emigrate from the Soviet Union booed a statement of support from President Ronald Reagan that was read to the crowd Sunday and de­ manded action instead of talk More than 100,000 people holding aloft poster portraits of “ refuseniks" — Jew s who have requested and beer, refused emigration visas — gath­ ered near the United Nations Sun­ day to show their solidarity with Jew s in the Soviet Union. The rally was sponsored by the Greater New York Conference on Soviet Jew ry Confrontation An angry U.S. marine is ridiculed by pacifists and gay demonstra­ tors during an anti-nuke, anti-Reaganism rally in downtown Washington’s Franklin Square Saturday to denounce the eco­ nomic and social policies of the Reagan administration. UPI Telephoto Congress ready to tackle nuclear waste problem • 1982 The New York Times WASHINGTON — Scientists once contemplated bury­ ing toxic nuclear wastes in polar ice caps. Others pro­ posed using rockets to shoot the ominous substances into outer space. On Thursday night, however, the Sen­ ate endorsed a less exotic solution Voting 69 to 9, it approved the National Nuclear Waste Policy Act. The act attempts to establish a plan for developing suitable sites to store, bury and isolate radioactive wastes, some containing materials that w ill be lethal for 240,000 years. The House has yet to act on a comparable measure, but industry representatives and proponents of the leg­ islation hope that this year Congress w ill finally enact a law setting forth federal policy for waste storage and disposal. Industry nearly got its wish in 1980, but legis­ lation died when a House-Senate conference was unable to reach a compromise. Sen Alan Simpson, R-Wvo., has warned that a failure to resolve the waste issue “ will bring the nuclear industry to its knees Whether Simpson's assessment is correct, efforts to resolve the waste problem have moved at what now seems a very slow pace. Almost 40 years have passed since Enrico Ferm i produced at the University of Chi­ cago the first controlled atomic chain reaction. Since then, the products of weapons production and peaceful nuclear power generation have been steadily accumu­ lating. A recent survey by Science Neics estimates that by the year 2000. waste from commercial nuclear power plants w ill have increased from its current level of 104,000 cubic feet to more than nine times that amount. From weapons production, the nation has already amassed about 77 million gallons of high-level liquid waste created when spent fuel is reprocessed to remove uranium and plutonium. Wastes such as plutonium, nep­ tunium and americium — produced in the reprocessing of nuclear fuel and the production of nuclear bombs — account for another 2 million cubic feet. Since they are retrievable, they are being stored at the Idaho National Engineering Laboratory at Idaho Falls Reagan opens World’s Fair, hears ‘tater’ sermon H U N T SV ILLE, TENN . (U P I) - President Reagan attended services in a Tennessee hill church Sunday, singing hymns of peace and receiving the pas­ tor's blessing for his “ world leader­ ship." Reagan's weekend began with a Sat­ urday flight to Knoxville to open the 1982 World's Fair and dedicate the U.S. pavilion at the fair Aides said he did not consider scrapping the trip because of the fighting that erupted in the Falk­ land Islands. The Rev. Charles Boonstra offered two lessons Sunday when President Reagan attended services at his tiny church — including one for children, il­ lustrated with a potato, about a mythi­ cal “ Tater” family Boonstra. pastor of Huntsville’s First Presbyterian Church, gathered a dozen children around him on the floor at the front of the church and told them a par­ able about the make-believe Tater clan The minister, wearing a floor-length white robe, pulled out a potato as he sat on the step before the pulpit Boonstra told the children that the fa­ ther of the family, Dick Tater, was very demanding. The mother, Agi Tater. was always making trouble. Daughter Emma Tater was a copycat, while daughter Irra Tater aggravated people Son Hezzi Tater was a slowpoke, and Spec Tater. the youngest boy, always sat in the corner Then he described another daughter, Sweet Tater, who was “ the love-giver who brought people together When Boonstra asked the children which Tater they would like to be, the answer — in soft Southern accents — was unaninous: "1 want to be like Sweet Tater ” Boonstra, who said before the service it wras "exciting — a real privilege to host the Reagans, did not change his normal services for the first family “ Today. I have come back to consult with him as an ally. He said Britain's strategy from the start was to apply maximum pressure on Argentina in all areas to bring about a withdrawal of Argentine forces from the Falklands “ And the fact that the United States came behind Britain is the most dra­ matic single in pressure increase against the Argentines that anyone c n imagine." Pym said. Haig, who spoke with reporters bri< f- ly after meeting with Pym at the State Department, emphasized that despite the breakdown in his own mediation ef­ forts, the United States remained com­ mitted to seeking a diplomatic solution before the fighting worsened. He said the United States was “ verv anxious” to have a settlement in the context of Security Council Resolution 502, passed April 3, which demands the cessation of hostilities, withdrawal of Argentine forces from the Falklands, and a diplomatic solution to the under­ lying dispute over sovereignty. Haig said it was up to the Argentine government to remove the obstacles t > a settlement, caused by Argentina's dt - mand that it be guaranteed sovereignty in advance of any negotiated agree­ ment. He said the British bombing raids on air fields on the Falklands Saturday were to enforce the “ exclusion zone” around the islands and said that had now been done. There has been considerable specula­ tion in Washington that the Soviet Union or Cuba might become actively in­ volved in trying to boost the Argentine side, thereby raising the crisis to an East-West confrontation. Pym said he thought this was “ ex­ tremely unlikely ” Protests laud Solidarity on May Day By United Press International Anti-Reagan picket signs and pro-Sol- idarity banners replaced Maypoles and turned May Day — the traditional cele­ bration of the return of spring — into a nationwide day of protest against the Reagan administration and martial Is '1 in Poland. Three dozen members of the Los An­ geles Revolutionary Communist Party were to be charged Monday after their march Saturday erupted into violence. Six marchers were hurt “ It was just a mob. an unruly violent mob with fire in their eyes,” shoe stor>. owner Joe Kalb said. Communist Labor Party marcher., shouted anti-Reagan slogans at the White House while just a few hundrei feet away, anti-Soviet protesters heard speeches condemning the treatment of Christians in communist bloc countries Elsewhere in Washington, a third grou. of demonstrators — 2,000 strong - called for a “ rollback on Reaganism.” In Poland, m ilitary rulers put extr security patrols on the streets of W ar­ saw Sunday for a possible confrontation with the Solidarity union underground and warned firm action would be taken against anti-government demonstra­ tions called for Monday In Chicago, dozens of Illinois politi­ cians crowded the reviewing stand as thousands cheered a mile-long May Da? parade commemorating the establish­ ment of the Polish national constitution of 1791, the world’s second liberal con­ stitution. Solidarity banners waved the breeze as speakers condemned Poland s martial law regime and called for the release of imprisoned Solidarity leader Lech Walesa. in About 200 Los Angeles police officers, 30 on horseback, moved in on the flag waving communist demonstrators when they left their assigned parade route and ignored orders to disperse. Pedestrians scurried into si ores and employees quickly lowered iron gates over store windows as skirmishes broke out between police and Revolutionary Communist Party members. Earlier, more than 300 members of the Progressive Labor Party marched peacefully in another downtown area. Police said those marchers honored the terms of their permit and caused no problems. Former Defense Department analyst Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Penta­ gon Papers more than a decade ago, told 400 demonstrators at Kent State University in Ohio the tactics protes­ tors used to fight the Vietnam War should be revived by the nuclear disar­ mament movement Speaking three days before the 12th anniversary of the Kent State demon­ strations in which four students were shot to death bv the National Guard, Ellsberg said polls show 75 percent of Americans favor disarmament Editorials THE DAILY TEXAN □ Monday. May 3, 1982 Viewpoint The Texan wants you In t he p o s t you ve g ot eo f i e Texan. We t h i n k i t ’s t i m e t h e Texan got you M a r k M c K i n n o n ’s c a m p a i g n s l o g a n 19S0 Texan e d i t o r ’s e l e c t i o n F irst a confession T h e Da il y T e x a n is a very incestuous place. The m em b ers of the T e x a n staff work together, eat together, play together and often sleep together It s only natural that we tend to becom e som ew hat te rrito ria l about the newspaper. But th at is not to say we d on't w elcom e new blood. We do. In fact, we w ant yours In m any ways the T e x a n staff is in sad shape. There is som e d isag reem en t as to the cause. At a Thursday m eeting of the Texas Student P ublications Board, one of the m em bers, a journalism profes­ existed among unidentified m em bers of sor. claim ed that a "ju n ta the TSP staff to ensure that top-level positions were kept within the fam ily This is sim ply false Although it's true that several people who in the past have held high-level positions at TSP have recently com e back for m ore, this is in no way due to any sort of conspiracy. Rather, i t ’s because no one else seem s to give a dam n. Well, we w ant you to give a dam n .After all. those of us who belong c a n 't keep this up forever. One of these days, w e 're to this " ju n ta going to seek out real jobs, and w e'll need you to take our places. H ere com es the sales pitch W orking for the T e x a n is a re al gas. It gives you a voice i or at least a m outhpiece it gives you a place to hang out betw een classes, it gives you a chance to m eet Louis B lack but don t let that sca re you aw ay . and it gives you au to m atic m e m ­ bership in an authen tic junta how subversive W riting, editing and layout jobs a re availab le in all of the T e x a n d ep artm en ts: news, sports, e n te rta in m e n t, editorials, graphics, fe a ­ tures. photography and the copy desk You nam e it. we got it. And you don't need to be a jo u rn alism student, or even a liberal a rts student for th at m a tte r, to work for the T e x a n . F or m ost jobs, no experience is necessary. We’ll teach you everything you need to know during w orkshops in late May Though ad m itted ly the salarie s a r e n 't anything to w rite home about, .And even if you don t get hired for a paid all of the staff positions pay position, y o u 're alw ays w elcom e to work on a volunteer basis. D on't let the T e x a n ' s cliquish rep u tatio n sc a re you off. Below the nam eplate on each d ay's front page a re the w ords: "Student new spa­ per at the U niversity of Texas a t Austin The em phasis th ere is on ‘‘student The T e x a n is as m uch your new spaper as it is ours, so com e stake your claim . A pplications a re available all this week for su m m er and fall posi­ tions The application deadline for p erm an en t staff positions is W ednesday, for issue staff. May 14 When we receive your application, we'll m ail you a flier announcing the workshops. P ublication for the sum m er begins May 31 If you w on't be around for the sum m er but a re interested in a fall job. fill out an application anyw ay and w e ll send you inform ation in August about the fall workshops. We re m the basem ent of the TSP Building, at the northw est co rn er of W hi u s Avenue and 25th S treet Be there. .Aloha Americans cannot escape complicity Deduces «pressed in 7v Daily Texan are tí»« of the editor of xtxwr.J-.r f ___ p , , neccMnh these at the ft. ■ ersity adrointitr* ut* the Board of Recent» of the eras of Operaursj Trustees - Board Page 4 New honors requirements By THE OMBUDSMAN OUTREACH COMMITTEE With graduation only a few weeks away, many students may be surprised to learn that the University has a new policy regard­ ing graduation with honors The University Council passed the new University-wide standards over one year ago in an effort to reduce the large numbers of students who have recently been graduating with honors. Last May, for instance, 41 percent of the lib­ eral arts graduates finished with honors The College of Engineering and the College of Natural Sciences graduated 31 and 45 per­ cent respectively during the May 1981 cere­ monies The new requirements are already in ef­ fect and therefore apply to all students, in­ cluding those who will graduate this May. The new provisions, as explained on pages 96-97 of the General Information Bulletin, al­ low the administrators of each college or school to determine the requirements for graduation with honors, high honors and highest honors within their particular school, subject to the following limitations 1. Honors graduates must have a cumula­ tive grade point average of at least 3 30 2. A total of no more than 20 perecnt of the May graduating class of each college or school may receive honors, high honors and highest honors 3. No more than 6 percent of the graduat­ ing class may receive high honors, whereas no more than 4 percent may receive highest honors Students should realize that these are merely minimum requirements and that each school or college has the authority to set higher standards. Graduates in the Col­ lege of Communication, for instance, can ex­ pect no more than 15 percent of their class to be designated as honors graduates Further­ more, had the new standards been in effect last May, students in the College of Natural Sciences would have needed overall GPA of 3 57 for honors. 3.75 for high honors and 3.867 for highest honors The problem with the policy stems from the fact that many students are unaware of requirements. Several colleges the new have, however, made attempts to notify their students of the changes The Colleges of Natural Sciences and Liberal Arts have both sent letters to their students informing them of the change On the other hand, the College of Fine Arts. Business Administra­ tion. and Pharmacy and the Schools of Nurs­ ing and Social Work have only informed their graduating seniors of the new provisions. Currently, the Colleges of Education and En­ gineering are still in the process of deciding how to make students aware of the new re­ quirements. The key point to remember is that the cur­ rent requirements for graduation with hon­ ors are effective immediately and replace all previous policies pertaining to the mat­ ter Students who are uncertain of the re­ quirements for their particular college or school should contact their dean's office. Questions and problems can also be directed to the Ombudsman s Office, in Room 1.104 of the Student Services Building. W ritten by John Srauss and Yolanda Ross, O mb u d sma n Outreach C om m it­ tee. Hi m f t K KIUR OURK/Wb Or Y ou PR3&S8W HtW ^n.'D'AUBuuSSOM . W B W I LIKE TO f t ( D N S lttR E D A FR lEN D OF B d f o S I D E S / Wise up! Sister and brother Americans! By HENRY RATLIFF S ister Bro A m ericans Bill Smith f Reagan Attorney General > P ro se cu te s hundreds of 18-year-old n onreg istran ts — 5 y e a rs prison. $10,000 fine — to scare 1.000.000 who haven't signed up for death in another V ietnam Two Decades Ago And Now 1960s revolt against federal tyranny is nothing by 1980s Bottom Line Reagan $ trillion and a half obsole­ scent m ilita rism over next 5 y ears ban­ krupts U S.A U.S. Military Bombs hell out of Eupope Jap an . Hi­ roshim a. N agasaki K orea. P acific atolls. N evada. Laos. C am bodia. V iet­ nam T urns now to C entral A m erica Unluckv Latins B O T H Wayne and H arrison W illiam s both victim s of skulduggery" Separation of Powers Jim C a rte r through FB I A bscam underm ines Congress m violation of separation of pow ers SKUNKS taxpayer dollars besm irches th eir noble body (w orld's m ost notorious club of m illionaire drunks How to besm irch (? gang of cu tth ro ats that 10 y ea rs ago votes w ar funds to e x te rm i­ nate V ietnam peasant, now votes w ar taxpayer d o lla rs ) to e ra d i­ Smillions cate Salvador p easant and votes other Smillions to search taxpayer dollars and destroy 5 y ea rs prison, $10,000 fine 18-vear n o n reg istran t .ABSCAM B asis of law is equity No equity in ta rg e ts A bscam 's choice of A scam illegal. CANCEROUS Car — truck — bus — jet — thru way — jetport — concrete jungle — TV — pollution — m issile — advertising — radiation — acid rain — toxic dump — alcoholic drink — radioactive waste — m an j a una — nicotine EVERYONE E v ery 4-H in A m en c a becom es p as­ sionately devoted to Z E R O erosion via spring not fall plowing, planting not cutting trees spread not row crops, diversification not one crop system , contouring, te rrac in g , artific ia l lakes, exchanges with R ussians, m anual — anim al labor, grassland, alfalfa — clo­ ver — espedeza to reju v e n ate soil, w indm ills for irrigation and e le c tric i­ ty . Z E R O The aim is Z E R 0 : erosion, infla­ tion. interest, unem ploym ent, popula­ tion grow th, w aste, urban spraw l, m ili­ ta rism , alcohol nicotine consum ption H A W K S T h ere'll alw ays be haw ks (Ron — Alex — Caspy — S m ith ) who'll alw ays be fighting D efeat m ilita ry re g is tra ­ tion so haw ks don't d rag doves into genocidal exploits W A R 1945 US has 1 Thru victories 2. B erlin — Cuba — K orea a re sta n ­ doffs 3. V ietnam is defeat 4. Salvador w orse defeat 5. A m ericans have no ap­ p etite for slaughter of peasants. Volunteer R esto re GI Bill (educational bene­ fits i to strengthen volunteer A rm y and abolish R eagan m ilita ry registratio n . Communism Com m unist countries have R eagan style m ilitary reg istratio n . F reedom loving English countries w ith exception of R eagan) d on't have Reagan m ilita ry reg istratio n . speaking Germany F re e of P ru ssian Nazi R eagan type m ilitarism . G erm any rids itself of con- scription and form s freedom arm y. R a t l i f f is ou t t he re. L i s a B e y e r Stinking ca ts in Senate say Sen H a r­ J e r s e v riso n W illia m s of N ew Desperation motivates increasing Israeli aggression, brutality Bank of is e J o rd Svnan G o isr He Fb c k .r cccip iec B> E = C MUELLER__________ Le-bar. r. -prism gs ;n the occupied W est R . e: -p risin g s m Gaia uprisings in the .¿r-' -• ¿rrr.eE attac k or, the Dome of the Jeru salem — these a re ¿ few of tne Middle - t _ . - r - r.e¿:. :nes m rec en t w eeks - E a s t situation seems to oe ap- ng V r>:.:u*e P ; ocl t has : . r m e .as: bes a: the h e a rt A m e M iddle E ast coo- or ¥ y ea rs In 1948. w ith the -• : the U r / e d S tates a group of 500 OOO Euro- >;iid ba< * r.g c .s ts .r me Arab land erf P ale stin e d eclared pear Je w isr At the tim e th ese Zionist col­ m at the-- Is rae ne third of the population of onists am ounted tc at».’.: P a.es: ne The renta r.r.g twe thirds w ere of course mdi- gen us Arab P alestin ian s The Zionist colonists owned ap­ : m e land But w ith the backing of proximate]-. .- percent the U nited S tates they proceeded t ■ driv e out A rab P a le s­ tinians from w hat had been A rab land from tu n e im m e m o ri­ al The 1948 w ar w hich ensued re ? -.te d in 750 000 P ale stin ian refugees and cre ate d the st.il unsolved P alestin ian "p ro b ­ lem refused t Not only h as Isra- r e p a tria te or com pensate in subsequent years, the P alestin ian s driven »ut in 1948 through policies >: te rro r and sy ste m a tic rac ial d isc rim in a ­ tion the Zionist auth rities have m anaged to uproot the m a ­ j o r i t y of P ale stin ian s fr m th eir hom es Today m ore than 1 5 m illion P alestin ian s live in exile driven from th eir land bv Zior.:>t se ttle r colonialism By 1975 80 p erc en t of A rab land in P ale stin e had been con fiscated by the Zionist a u th o r­ ities Isra el an exclusivist Jew ish s ta te had no room for M uslim or C hristian Arabs These A rabs a re denied the they have been reduced to m ost basic ci\ rights in Israel aliens in th e ir own ,and Ruled by m ilita ry authority until they a re still subject to detention and im prisonm ent 1966 w ithout ch arg e and a re still unable to organize independent political p a rtie s In 1967. Isra el occupied yet m ore A rab te rrito ry m the w ar w ith the th ree Arab sta te s of Egypt. Syria and Jordan Gaza and the West Bank w ere occupied — all that rem ained of Arab P ale stin e Syria s Golan H eights and E gypt s Sinai desert w ere also occupied Once m ore, hundreds of thou­ sands of P ale stin ian s w ere m ade hom eless half a m illion, to be exact Once m ore. P ale stin ian land w as stolen by the Zionists and those P alestinians who rem ained under the Zionist occupation w ere subjected to a day-to-day reign of te rro r In G aza, the West Bank and the Golan H eights, over 100 Israeli se ttle m e n ts have been built since 1967 One third of the land in G aza and the West Bank has been confiscated by the Zionist au th o rities Tbe num ber of Zionist se ttle rs on the West Bank has skyrocketed from 4.000 in 1977 to 24.000 to ­ day On top of th at, the World Zionist O rganization says it plans to have 100.000 se ttle rs th e re by 1985 M ilitary rule rem ains in force on the West Bank and in Gaza, w here c u r­ fews, d estru c tio n of houses, confiscation of property and a rre s ts w ithout charge are all m a tte rs of daily routine for the Arab population P rom inent P alestin ian physics professor T aysir A ru n was im prisoned for 45 m onths w ith no ch arg es filed agam st him A fter m onths of inquiries, he learned th at be had been picked up because the security police suspected he was agam st the occupation au ­ thinking of doing thorities A fter alm ost four y ears in prison w ithout charge he w as rele ase d , but only because .American physicists pub­ licized his ca se som ething Since 1970. a t least 53 P alestin ian have died in the occupa­ tio n 's ja ils as a resu lt of beatings to rtu re and denial of m edical tre a tm e n t So b ru tal a re the p ra c tic e s of the Israeli occupation forces th at the U nited N ations has passed re­ peated resolutions condem ning them , holding them guilty of w ar crim es The P alestin ian peopie have not rem ained silent or ac­ quiesced .After the Zionist takeover of land in 1948. sim ple P alestin ian peasants would sneaK back to th e ir land and resum e farm ing their fields They w ere shot on sight by the Zionist authorities This situation led to sm all raids by P alestinians into Zionist-occupied te rrito ry Finally, in Jan u ary 1964. the P ale stin e L iberation O rgani­ zation was bom . adopting the P alestin ian N ational C harter The ch a rte r, which is the basic pro g ram of the PLO. calls for the establishm ent of a se cu la r d em o cratic s ta te m P a le s­ tine w here Jew s and A rabs could live side-by-side enjoying the sam e rights and responsibilities. This p latform , coupled with the determ ined struggle of the P alestin ian people to ca rry it out. has won for the PLO ever-increasing recogni­ tion Today, in fact, m ore than tw ice as m any countries recognize the PLO as recognize Israel. Not only does Isra el refuse to recognize the sole legal rep rese n tativ e of the P alestin ian people, the Zionist occupa­ tion authorities are stepping up repression of the Arab P a l­ estinian peopie L ast D ecem ber. Israel announced th a t it had annexed the occupied Golan H eights The residents of the fertile area. Syrians by nationality, w ere com pelled to accept Israeli citizenship by law and on penalty of losmg their jobs This led im m ediately to a m assive general strik e Popular resistan ce continued on the occupied West Bank as well, leading the Israeli au th o rities once again to close down the P alestinian u n iversity ¿ t Bir Zeit In M arch, for the first tim e after 15 y e a rs of m ilita ry occupation, the Is­ raelis dissolved the elected town council of a large Arab city, replacing its m ayor w ith a m ilita ry governor. The city had refused to accept the Z ionists' puppet "civil a d m in istra ­ tion The ensuing uprising saw sco res of P alestin ian te en ­ agers killed and led to the dissolution of the town councils of two other m a jo r Arab West Bank citie s H undreds of P a le s­ tinians w ere arre ste d and a re now being subjected to to rtu re in the prisons of the occupation Then, p artly to deflect atten tio n aw ay from the rising resistan ce to the Zionist occupation. Isra el struck north with m assive bom bing raids into Lebanon. The ta rg e ts w ere P a l­ estinian refugee cam ps on the o u tsk irts of B eirut; the death toll w as reportedly upw ards of 100. troops a re m assed along the L ebanese border, poised for an a tta c k which would bring m ore A rabs under Israeli occupation, throw m ore fam ilies out of th eir hom es and take yet a high­ er toll in innocent lives Israeli But the increasingly aggressive Isra eli stan ce is in rea lity a sign of desperation Israel cannot m ake the P alestin ian people disap p ear The P alestin ian s refuse to live as refu ­ gees. and they refuse to live as aliens in th eir own land. Israel will doubtless continue to reso rt to bru te force in an effort to stifle their cry for freedom and justice, but the cry will only grow m ore powerful. The U nited S tates has been Israel s accom plice in a g g re s­ sion U S planes w ere used in the raid s on Lebanon and U.S. weapons w ere used to kill P alestin ian children in G aza and on the West Bank As Israel com m its yet m ore b arbaro us acts using A m erican w eapons, A m ericans will face som e tough questions Monday. May 3. the A m ericans in S olidar­ ity with P ale stin e will hold its w eekly m eeting in the Texas Union E astw oods Room at 6 p.m R ecent events in the Mid­ dle E ast and options open to A m ericans will be discussed Anyone interested is w elcom e to a tte n d ___________________ M u e l l e r is a m e m b e r o f A m e r i c a n s in S ol i d a r i t y w i t h P a l e s t i n e DOONESBURY by Garry Trudeau DOONESBURY T LCTT RADIO CONJACT M H H P A U B K A 60 A jJS&l A6CF7 Oh h w I ptty 1 M SURE HE'S OKAY \ > NCSJR I * SURE TtCdOSS’S "AKNS RSJL s m o ? H U U Ú ? s r o a * o e i r v s M T hem e ALL OKAr m & s plenty o r UFB RAF75 TO 6C AROUNC I SC StR Pf&SeJ&RS & OUR RESPQKS- ,dUTY 4h OOtTAJOR & ABOUT 7, -OE' UHAT 5 in n e TOOLS*7 ' ? V YOU BRING 4 \v UfNS 1060 TH/S CHCKEH 7 \ by Garry Trudeau SU& SLR ARS >tt MBNTSFTH TU4SLB ROR NOT sotNC m nu The SAP71 NO ‘TS v r asro u w J t T f s - SURANCB COMPAQ 5-3 S 3 KU Monday, May 3, 1982 □ THE DAILY TEXAN □ Page 5 City hires water works head By DOUGLAS McLEOD Daily Texan Staff The City of Austin lured an assistant public works director from Houston and hired him Saturday to head up Austin’s Water and W aste­ w ater D epartm ent. Carl Schwing, 44, turned down a “ very lu­ crativ e,” sim ilar opportunity from the City of Tulsa to move to Austin, where he has a daughter enrolled as a sophomore in the UT College of Business Administration, said his wife, Mary Ellen Schwing. “ I t’s a nice plus," she said in Houston Sunday, referring to her husband’s accepting a job in the city in which his daughter lives. But “ the job itself was the determining factor,” she said. Schwing was unavailable for comment. City M anager Nicholas Meiszer, who hires city adm inistrators, said Schwing accepted the position Saturday after more than a week of negotiations. Schwing will assum e the post June 15, Meiszer said Sunday. One of four finalists chosen from m ore than 100 applicants, Schwing was picked because he is a registered professional engineer, has a de­ gree in chem istry from Xavier University in Cincinnati and has experience in w ater/w aste­ w ater operations in Houston, Galveston and St. Louis. Meiszer said GOING TO WASHINGTON D.C. THIS SUMMER? Meet other Students and Tex- as-Exes through the Washing­ ton internship program of the E x-S tud e nts 7 Association. Join our summer program of activities in Washington. For more information on Intern the Washington send off, May 4, call or come by the Ex-Stu­ dents7 Assoc. 476-6271. UT replacing phone system By ANDY NEIMAN Daily Texan Staff The U niversity is replacing its present Centrex and PAX telephone system s with a new $4.5 million private Universi­ ty telephone system. “ The one telephone system will do everything the present system does, and m ore,” Tom Morris, UT communication engineer, said. He expects the system to be installed by the end of the year, or by March 1983 at the latest. The present system, which the University leases from Southwestern Bell, is an electro-m echanical switching sys­ tem which has limited capabilities, said H.D. Gorham, as­ sistant director of physical plant. The new system is a fully computerized digital switching center that the University will own, he said. No services on either the Centrex or PAX system will be lost, M orris said. The new system , called UTX (University Telephone Exchange), will accommodate call forwarding, consultation hold, speed dialing, call pickup, three-way con­ ference calls, call waiting and other features. Gorham said both the com puter hardw are (the physical equipment) and the com puter software (the program m ing) were bought from Northern Telecom. He said negotiations are still being made with various contractors for auxiliary equipment (a small softw are package), which would include display screens and consoles for operators. The auxiliary equipment is independent of the new m ain telephone sys­ tem. Gorham said. Additional equipment will speed the effi­ ciency of the operators and help the Division of Physical Plant in managing system operations, he said. The $4.5 million, obtained from the University general revenue fund, will pay for the basic switching equipment, additional cable, additional telephones, modifications to buildings, the power system and a standby generator, Mor­ ris said. Since the passage of a 1976 order by the Federal Commu­ nications Commission deregulating the telephone industry, the U niversity has been making the change to owning and operating its own telephone system . It plans to replace all Bell-owned equipment with University-owned equipment. Gorham said the change from Bell- to University-owned equipment “will result in a substantial savings to University departm ents over the life of the equipment.” x i g r r v r r IT’S ALMOST OVER GET THE HIGHEST CASH POSSIBLE FOR YOUR USED BOOKS. HEAD IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. Although the Co-Op buys back books all year long, May 10-18 is the best time for you to sell your books. Books requested for summer and fall will be bought back for one hálf new price as long as stock is needed. PLUS! FREE! BONUS! DISCOUNT COUPONS! For each $10 worth of books receive a sold back, you coupon worth 50c off any Co-Op purchase. Sell Back Coupons Worth $ .50 get 1 1.00 get 2 1.50 get 3 2.00 get 4 2.50 get 5 $10-20 20-30 30-40 40-50 50-60 and so on YOUR offer expires May 22,1982 free 1 hr. parking w /$3.00 p u rch ase University President Peter Flawn. ertaon, Dally Taxan Staff Chandler receives award; college dedicates building afternoon in a ceremony to honor both the rededication of the Jesse H. Jones Communi­ cation Center and Chandler for his “ outstanding contribu­ tions in the field of communi­ cation.” Reagan would not be able to “ move away from his c riti­ cism of the p ress,” Chandler said, and would continue to blame the press for problems that plague the adm inistra­ tion, especially as November elections approach. said recipient The 1982 DeWitt C. Reddick Award that gathering and dissem inating news is becoming increasing­ ly difficult because of re stric ­ tions by state and federal courts and “ new th re a ts" to press freedom by the Reagan administration. Otis Chandler, 54, chairman of the board and editor-in- the Los Angeles chief of T im e s-M irro r C orp., a d ­ dressed a crowd of approxi­ mately 200 people in the Tex­ as Union Ballroom Friday Around Campus Chicano health to be studied The Texas Union Chicano Culture Com m ittee will sponsor a series of talks concerning Chicano health Monday in the Chica­ no Culture Room of the Texas Union Building. Dr. Jose Henry G arcia of Elgin will focus on health care in rural areas in a talk beginning at noon. Dr. Juan Chavira, a second-year law student at the Universi­ ty who has done research on curanderos (faith healers), will speak on his experiences both in general m edicine and faith healing at 1 p.m. in the sam e room. Rudy Castanon — owner of El Porvenir, an E a st Austin store which specializes in selling yerbas (herbs) and aceites (oint­ m ents) — will talk on the practicality and effectiveness of using herbs in home rem edies at 2 p.m. Post-modernism to be topic A leading German authority on American literature and cul­ ture will lecture on post-modernism at 2 p.m. Monday in the Tinker Room of the Academic Center. G erhard Hoffman, a professor of A merican and English Studies at Wurzburg University in West G erm any, will give a speech entitled, “ What Is Post-Modernism and Who Are Its Saints?” Hoffman has taught in England and America and was a visit­ ing professor at the U niversity in spring 1981. The talk is spon­ sored by the American Studies Program , the U niversity Public Lectures Committee and the Departm ents of English and G er­ m anic Languages. Linguistics seminar slated Robert Bley-Vroman, assistant professor of linguistics, will discuss the English writing system and the role of abstract graphem ics at a linguistics colloquium at noon Monday in H ar­ ry Ransom Center 4.252. Student art works on display More than 250 works of a rt will be on display in the month­ long M asters of Fine Arts Thesis and Art Students exhibition beginning Monday. At the Art Building at 23rd Street and San Jacinto Boulevard, the exhibit is sponsored by the Huntington Art Gallery Undergraduate a rt students’ works, selected by a rt faculty m em bers, will be on the lower level of the museum, while thesis works by five graduate students will be on display on the mezzanine level. Admission is free, and the exhibit may be viewed from 9 a.m . to 5 p.m. Monday through Friday and from 1 to 5 p.m. Sunday. Mexican musicians due back Los Chicahuastles, a musical troupe from the Instituto Poli­ técnico Nacional de Mexico, will make a return visit to the University a t 7:30 p.m. Monday in the Eastwoods Room of the Texas Union Building. The 12- to 15-member group specializes in corridos (ballads), Latin American popular music and canto nuevo (a form of protest song) and will perform songs focusing on Mexico and the Andean countries, said E.V. Niemeyer, assistant program coordinator in the Office for Mexican Studies. The free-admission show is sponsored by the Chicano Cultur­ al Committee, the Mexican American Studies Center, the Chi­ cano Pharm acy Students' Association and the Institute of Latin American Studies. 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Bey ore didr * ever th ni: of conflict and crisis His 19tr bir-hdsy party w as success Despite dark c threatening ciouds and inter­ im ttert spr;nk.es :r the ear.y afternoon the spring cnree attracted ar. estimated It » . revelen w ho drair ed 25Í k egs said John of Gibbs the cf even: :*eer Friday coordinator I think it was a real suc­ cess as fa ' as peopleer.joying he saiC Saturday morn­ ing the cleaning up after Hedonistic ha sr. the evening before - fund-raiser for the Vm- versity YMCA the gleeful gathering at Pease Park fea­ ture: food fur. an: fr. vohty Costures and calam ty Deer and wme music an: laughter set the merry mood j ohn Mil loy Derr¡ ocra 11c candidate for county commis­ sioner who won a spot in the runoff ib Saturday s primary was one of three judges in the costume contest A Un vers :> Y ooarc member M. ioy has contributed a lot of ener gy to Eeyore s ir the past Gibbs saiC M...ioy wore a biacr robe %r,r y i te s »' ihetK w ,g to judge the zar;, proceedings Ronnie Ray-gur. who saic I wouldn t vote for me was one of the participants in the costume contest He was joined by dozens of costume- clad carousers who climbed up or me stage for the judges purview Among them were Happy Boca the Right Wing Conservative a walking toilet the named Talking Head Kennedy Assassination and Iua\e the Leper Grabbing fitfully for his prize Archie the Armadillo portrayed by Doug Hjomevik wor. a first-prize plaque for nest costume Bobby Fair- ctm: a purple-legged grape cluster under the guise of the Fruit of the Loom logo took said Doug Simmer contest coordinator second as Tightly wrapped maypoles stood abandoned and music from bands at both ends of the park drifted through the trees as dusk approachec Groups The A rat of musicians gathered crowd clustered close a bearded man rhythmic melodies on drums bumped Dave the ;-eper • deous symptoms sim ia he looked nice a shunned lonely member of a tered colony He saic grotesque make-up from his face was whole wheat pancake dough.” A dark hairy gori walked hand-in-hand with white-laced them was Mae Wes*, aloft on her litter borne by the Gold® Roys fairy and Dogs chewed or. dis: arded bruñes semi-volunteers picked up trash a Deer for a bag at the stage as darkness fell. I m doin fine I m numb,” said one fellow who had Deen bumped again and again As the madness wound in a down ano mght set steady stream of revelers hiked out of the park Cross­ ing the creex a girl said to her companion We .. never find the car do you realise that'' ^age t Z THE DAILY TEXAN C V y ca, / T o p j B e e ' c r j g g e r s e ' c u p s a ’ c a y r E e y o r e s P 3 r-y B fRight) O n e - y e a r - o a p / a r McK o o s o s a o e e r a ' Fr d a / s 4e ’e k n o w r o r o w s r a w >r e r e / ’ m o r r r g r g r t j C r o w d s r P e a c e P a r k f F a r g a t h e r to o e e o ra ve J «T.—■ S u s a r A ie r - C e " p Da y T e x a r S te * T rav is S p ra d lin g , rV 2801 Guadalupe V (*¿1 £ £ C r Free Coffee w ilh a n y bra ak fa s t purchase of $ 1 . 0 0 or moro Mon.-Fri. only 5 am -l la m IMMIGRATION LABOR CERTIFICATIONS Based Upon a Profession or Skill in De mand For Issuance of P e r m a n e n t Resident Visas PAUL PARSONS Attorney at Law Breakfast Specials 2 2 0 0 Guadalupe, Suite 216 4 7 7 -7 8 8 7 Free initial consultation for UT students and faculty $2.40 3 B re a k f a s t Tacos S e r ia d w ith h a th brow n poU Uott 2 eg gs, h a s h b r o w n s I'ja tt or b it m a t , g ra vy A b o v t b r ta k fa tt w ith t a u t a g t or bacon Happy Hour 1 lam -7pm Mon.-Fri. 0 0 M arg aritas 8u' Draft Beer $ 1 .0 0 Longneckt Free Haircuts! 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It's Bass* Week at Joskes! Treat your feet to our Bass* summer sandals and w e ll treat you to a Bass’ T-shirt! Show us your UT ID, we'll treat you to 2! Get ready for summer! Get set for fun! Go Bass" or go barefoot! Nothing else puts so much fun afoot! Take it from the top: "G lory". . .fabric strapping in red, white or beige, 29.00 "Giggle". . .leather and fabric in tan or navy, 33.00 "Sharon". . .criss-cross leather thong in white or tan, 32.00 "Ranger". . .stretch strap in white, beige or navy hugs your foot, 24.00 "Margie". . .w oven leather vamp and adjustable ankle strap, in tan, 32.00 AS A SPECIAL BONUS during Bass® Week, we'll top off your summer with a tan Bass® T-shirt at no additional charge when you purchase any Bass® sandal. Show us your valid University of Texas Identification Card and we'll give you tw o T-shirts. In Women's Shoes, Highland Mall. J O S K EA NI T f A L . i t " We w elcom e your joske s charge card, Diners Club and The Am erican Express Card Shop Joske s Highland Mall daih 10 til 9. O rde r 24 hours a day trom anywhere in Texas: dial 1-800-292-5600 Technology our strength AF leader: U.S. war gear better Ombudsman gives awards B y C H R IS T O P H E R M cN A M A R A Daily Texan Staff The U n ited S t a t e s ’ m ilita r y strength lies in its ability to keep im ­ proving its technology, the Air F o rce v ice ch ief of staff and UT d istin ­ guished graduate told an au d ien ce attending a presentation on d efen se and technology. “ We have learned to avoid our ad ­ v e r sa r ie s’ stren gth s and go a fter their w e a k n e sse s,” USAF Gen. R ob­ ert M athis said F riday to m ore than 120 people attending the p resen ta ­ tion, sponsored by Tau Beta Pi and the Arnold Air Society. “ We have gone a fter technology, and that is our stren g th ,” he said. M athis pointed to the F-15 and F- 16 fighter p lanes and the B -l bom ber as exam p les of tech n ological ad­ van ces by the U nited States. Although the U nited S tates holds a tech n ological ed ge, M athis told the group of m ostly ROTC and en gin eer­ ing students the Soviet Union holds an ed ge in m ilitary production. The Soviet Union has 46.000 tanks to the United S ta te s’ 10,000, and 290 subm a­ rines to this country's 80, he said. “ The S oviet Union has also spent $400 billion m ore than the United S tates on d e fe n s e ,” M athis said. “ They (th e Soviet Union I build tanks and m uni­ good airp lan es, tio n s,” he said. “ But in order to pro­ duce th ese things, th ey have suffered from a poor econ om y, and the low est standard of living of any industrial­ ized co u n try .” M athis said ad van ces in U .S . tech ­ nology a lso have m ad e plan es safer and ea sier to m aintain. The F-15 and F-16 are availa b le for tw o flights a day, he said, w hile plan es used in the Korean War w ere lucky to fly on ce a day. And, he said, the F-16 has a 16- to-1 m ain ten an ce-to-flyin g tim e ra­ tio, half of the sa m e ratio for the F-4. “ That is w hat technology a llo w s you to d o ,’’ M athis said H ow ever, he said, leaning on a tech n ological ed ge m ight be a m is­ take. “ I think our w hole future is in tech n o lo g y ,” M athis said. “ When w e lose that ed ge, th a t’s when w e ll be­ gin to have p ro b lem s.” M athis said im p rovem en ts in “ the industrial b a se ” also could help g iv e the U nited S ta tes a m ilitary edge. M athis told the group that w ea p ­ ons are vital to national d efen se, but using them is not. “ The b est w eap­ ons sy s te m s don’t get u sed ,” he said, “ they se r v e a s a deterren t." Campus News in Brief % A N N O U N C E M E N T S CAREER C ENTER is spon­ soring a job-hunting su p ­ port group at 3:30 p.m. Thursday, a resume-writing workshop at noon Thurs­ day and a resume critique lab at 2 p.m. Friday in Jest­ er Center 223. U.S. Ma­ rines will recruit students from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Mon­ day through Friday in the Jester foyer. U.S. Navy will recruit students from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday through Thursday in Jester Center A115. MEETING S U NION DANCERS will meet at 8 p.m. Monday in Texas Union Building Quadrangle Room. UNIVER SITY LULAC will meet at 6 p.m. Monday in T exas U n io n B u ild in g 4.118. A M E R IC A N S O L ID A R IT Y IN PALESTINE will meet at 6 p.m. Monday in Texas Union Building Governors’ Room. COLLEGE C O U N C IL OF SOC IA L WORK will meet at noon Monday in Social W ork B uilding S tudent Lounge. in LECTURES G E O G R A P H Y D E P A R T ­ M E N T is sponsoring a lec­ ture “ Theory, Paradigm and Models Italian Geo­ graphical Thought” by Atti- lio Celant of the University of Rome at 4 p.m. Monday in Geography Building 408. AFRIC AN & A FR O -A M E R I­ is spon­ C AN S TUDIE S soring a lecture “ The Politi­ cal Economy of Namibia: Issues of Southern African Development” by Jemadari Kamara at noon Monday in Education Building 370. L I N G U I S T I C S D E P A R T ­ M E N T is sponsoring a lec­ ture “ The English Writing System: The Role of A b ­ stract G ra p h e m ics” by R obert B ley-V rom an at in Harry noon Monday Ransom Center 4.252. C H IC A N O CULTURE C O M ­ M ITT E E is sponsoring the “ Health Care,’’ lectures "C hicano Health Care" and "C uranderism o” at noon Monday in Texas Union Building 4.206. By TIM O ’LEARY Daily Texan Staff The Ombudsman Outreach C om m ittee has recognized eigh t U niversity faculty and sta ff m em b ers for their ser ­ v ice to U n iversity students. R anging from Tom Phil- pott, a sso cia te professor of history, to A ssocia te Dean of Students David McClintock, the w inners of the 1982 Out­ S e r v ic e A w ards stan d in g ca m e from diverse back­ grounds and area s of e x ­ p ertise. Other recip ien ts at aF rid ay afternoon reception w ere U n iversity P olice Sgt. Lyn Croshaw; T hom as M iller, C ou nseling-P sychological Ser­ v ices psych ologist; Cleo B ar­ n ette, assistan t to the director of accounting; R ick E spitia, broadcast journalism tea ch ­ ing assista n t; and Barbara B each-Sallow ay, a secreta ry in the O ffice of the Dean of Students. The Outreach C om m ittee is designed to research and re c­ om m end ch anges in U n iversi­ ty policies. The 18-m ember co m m ittee in v estig a tes long- and short-term problem s for the om budsm an. This is the second year the c o m m ittee has presented the aw ards. M cClintock w as recognized for being a “ great resou rce and avid supporter” of the om budsm an’s o ffice. Philpott w as d escribed as “ a model of courage, co m m itm en t and in­ teg rity ,” who is w illing to “ take a stand and take it pub­ lic ly .’’ Croshaw w as honored for her “ very invisible and thankless r o le ” as the head of the U T P D ’s C rim e Preven­ tion U nit. Croshaw shared the honors with her a sso c ia te s and said she w as p leased and surprised “ that w e w ere n oticed .” She said the aw ard represents a “ new e ffo r t’’ on the part of UT p olice and the ombuds­ m an ’s o ffic e to work together “ to avoid so m e of the prob­ lem s h ere on ca m p u s.” the real im pact of M cClintock said the recog­ nition for servin g the students the is aw ards. He com m ended the O utreach C o m m itte e for “ choosing this m ethod of fac­ ulty and sta ff interaction to get involved w ith student ac­ tiv itie s.” is facu lty P hilpott in­ said volvem en t w ith student activ­ ities im portant because “ p rofessors should be among students w hen th er e ’s trouble — not ju st the p olice and cer­ tain ad m in istrators. In fact,” he added, “ w e (fa cu lty m em ­ bers) belong to the students.” is THE BEST TIME TO SELL YOUR USED TEXTBOOKS □ THE D A ILY TE X A N □ Monday, May 3. 1982 4 a w w m r TTENTIQN CO-OP MEMBERS PATRONAGE REFUND If yo u are le a v in g A u s t i n ” T o b e e l i g i b l e f o r a p a t r o n a g e r e f u n d f o r t h e f i s c a l y e a r e n d i n g (> 3 0 0 2 . j o u r C o - O p < a - h r e g i s t e r r e c e i p t s S m u s t b e t u r n e d i n t o t h e C o - O p o n o r b e f o r e t h a t d a t e . 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WALLACE’/ You Book Store, and More Store 2 24 4 GUADALUPE Sports Page 9 Thompson leaving UT for spot in NBA draft From staff reports T e x a s junior cen ter L a S a lle Thompson announced Sunday that he will not return to the Longhorn bas­ ketball team for his senior y ear but will seek hardship status from the NCAA to be eligible for the NBA draft. Thompson could not be reached for com m ent Sunday night, but in an interview on KVU E-TV’s Sunday night telecast, Thompson said the March 10 firing of form er T e x a s head coach Abe Lem ons and the hir­ ing of Bob Weltlich April 2 influ­ enced his decision not to return. Thompson said he did not want to learn a new system in his final y e ar and doubted how much he could con­ tribute to the team under Weltlich. Following Lem ons’ firing, a s s is t­ ant B arry Dowd said Thompson told him, “ You stay, I stay. You go, I go.” Longhorns finish 2nd in regional tournament By MICHELLE ROBBERSON Daily Texan Staff T e x a s’ women’s tennis coach Dave Woods probably doesn’t have any fingernails left. te a m s com peting The weekend was full of nail-biting m atches for the Longhorns and the other the SWAIAW Region 4 tournament at the Intram ural Courts. In the finals F r i­ day, the fourth-seeded surprise team from SMU upset second-seeded T exas for the regional title with a 6-3 win. in The rem aining playoff m atches were determ ined by 5-4 scores, with TCU nipping Oklahoma State for third, R ice slipping past T exas A&M for fifth and UT Perm ian Basin edg­ ing A rkansas for seventh. Although T exas placed second overall, Woods said his team will al­ most definitely receive an at-large bid to the national AIAW tournament scheduled for May 26 through June 2 in Iowa City, Iowa. “ It turned out to be a tough tourna­ ment for u s,” Woods said. “ Most of the m atches were close, and we nev­ er really had them go our way. I just hope we can have the tournament at nationals that we've been wanting to have here. ” In three individual competition, T exas players garnered All-Region honors who reached the quarterfi­ nals: freshm an Gen Greiwe, and All- A m ericans Jan e Johansen and K ir­ sten Me Keen. Johansen was the Longhorn stand­ out in the championship division, ad­ vancing to the sem ifinals before los­ ing a three-hour squeaker to TC U ’s Lori Nelson 6-4, 5-7, 6-3. Johansen fin­ ished No. 3 overall after her third- place playoff opponent defaulted. “ Jan e really showed her stu ff,” Woods said. “ She’s one of the m ost improved players this year with a lot of bigger wins and she has been on a hot streak ever since the state tour­ nam ent.” Fourth-seeded Greiwe lost in the quarterfinals to SM U’s Susan Ja rre ll and McKeen lost to eventual tourna­ ment winner, OSU’s Lori McNeil. McNeil, the first seed, won the sin­ gles title with a 3-6, 6-0, 7-6 win over Nelson and was selected Outstanding Player of the tournament. In doubles, McKeen and Johansen were nam ed All-Region for winning their way into the sem ifinals, where they were ousted by the eventual tournament winners, R ic e ’s T racie Blum entritt and Susan Rudd 6-1, 6-4. McKeen and Johansen placed third after their playoff opponents d efault­ ed. Woods said national bids for indi­ vidual competition are likely for both Johansen in singles and M cKeen and Johansen in doubles in light of their third-place finishes and the difficulty of T exas' region “ The SWAIAW is one of the strong­ est left full regional tournam ents since so many schools have gone NCAA,” Woods said. “ It wouldn’t surprise me four to see schools from our region go to nation­ als. top the “ It (the loss to SMU) w as tough luck for us, but SMU w as playing re­ ally well. I have to give SMU credit. They were sm art enough to know they had to win four of the sin gles to beat us because our doubles are tough.” SMU coach Owen M cHainey w as named Coach of the Y ear following the M ustangs’ win. In F rid a y ’s team final, the Mus­ tangs led the match 4-2 a fte r singles play, with T e xa s’ Vicki E llis and Ten- ley Stew art earning the only Long­ horn wins. No. 2 E llis held her ground for three hours again st SM U ’s J a r ­ rell. After splitting the first two se ts 6-7, 6-4, E llis cam e on strong in the third set, winning 6-0. Stew art, win­ ning her third singles m atch of the tournament, defeated Vicki Vasicek 64, 64. The outcome of the finals hinged on the Longhorns’ perform ance in dou­ bles, and the outlook w as good as Greiwe and Chris Harrison nixed SM U’s third doubles team , Vasicek and G ayle Coffey, by a 6-2, 7-5 score. Seniors Beth Ruman and Cindy Sam pson fought to split sets with E l­ len March and Jodi Jaco b i in second doubles, but the SMU tandem took the m atch 7-5, 6-4, to give the M us­ tangs their fifth match win and the regional title McKeen and Johansen did split sets with Stephanie F e s s and Ja rre ll 6-7, 6-4, but fell short in the final set 6-4. In other team singles action, T ex­ a s ’ No. 1 Greiwe lost to F e s s 6-3. 6-4. March squeaked by Johansen at No. 3 singles 7-5. 6-4, and Coffey edged Sam pson in another close battle 7-6, 6 4 Jacob i, playing fourth sin gles, handed Ruman a 6-2, 3-6. 6-3 loss. Monday, May 3, 1982 □ THE DAILY TEXAN Reynolds’ homers pace Horns’ win By CHARLIE McCOY Daily Texan Staff LUBBOCK — They waited for three days to play baseball. They hung around a s F rid a y ’s freak monsoon transform ed the T exas Tech baseball diamond into a deep-water port; they killed tim e while the squalls drowned Satu rd ay ’s double-header and cooled their heels while the Red R aid e rs’ im provised ground crew — composed of players and coaches — worked feverish­ ly with flam e throwers, rakes and gasoline to m ake the field playable. It finally got under way Sunday afte r­ noon, 45 hours late. It w as worth the wait. T exas and T exas Tech hooked up and slugged it out for nine high-voltage innings. When it w as over, the Longhorns were victors in a 9-7 punchout that w asn’t decided until T e x a s’ savior Kirk Killingsworth fanned Raider Kevin Rucker with the tying runs on in the bottom of the ninth. The gam e wound up being essentially m eaningless for the Longhorns, who clinched their fourth consecu­ tive Southwest Conference crown when Houston failed to sweep Baylor over the weekend. T exas w as assured of the championship on percentage points, even if it had lost Sunday’s gam e. But the victory does m ean T exas will tangle with Houston, A rkansas and T exas A&M in the conference tournament, scheduled for May 14 in College Station. F or Tech, however, the clash m eant all. A R aider win would have bumped T exas A & M out of postseason play and sent the R aiders into the tournament. “ You play and play all year and it com es down to one gam e, one g a m e ,’’ said a tearful Red R aider coach Kal Segrist. “ You get up high and you have deep disappoint­ m ents, but our kids battled all the way and th at’s all I can ask of ’e m .’ ’ The Longhorns looked a s if they would have an easy day again st R aiders, who had beaten both Houston and A rkansas two out of three in recent weeks, and were on the upswing. T exas raced to a 4-0 lead before Tech got to starte r Mike Capel to tie the gam e in the fifth. The (See HORNS, P age 11.) Texas women capture TAIAW track title By NANCY GAY D aily Texan Staff Almost everyone expected the Long­ horns to fare well at the TAIAW track m eet, but a one-team show w as not ex­ actly what the AIAW, or the opposition, had in mind. In one of its finest outings this year, the T exas wom en’s track team satisfied the soothsayers and silenced the opposi­ tion en route to winning the TAIAW Track and Field Championships Satur­ day in College Station. The Longhorns set five track records in the A ggies’ new Frank G. Anderson track to knock out second-place T exas A&M 189-150. North T exas S tate fin­ ished third with 106, followed by L am ar (56), West T exas State (23) and UT San Antonio (1). “ We did pretty much what we expect­ e d ,’’ said T exas coach Phil Delavan, re­ ferring to the m eet victory. “ It was a very busy week a s far a s workouts, and it w as raining, so I think they did a great job. “ Even though this w as a state m eet, it w as alm ost like a tuneup for next w eek,’’ he added. “ We doubled- and tripled-up people in som e events to see how w e’ll set up the team for next week (the SWC Cham pionships). The com pe­ tition w as very good and there were in. som e outstanding Overall, I w as very p leased .’’ turned tim es T exas dominated the relay events, claim ing the 400-meter relay, the 1,600 relay and the 3,200 relay in ch aracteris­ tic fashion. Longhorn freshm an K.K. Felvey of Brenham replaced injured Sharon Neugebauer in the lead-off spot of the 3,200 relay, but apparently the change in lineup did little to disrupt the winning chem istry of the squad. The foursom e of Felvey, Robbin Coleman, Florence Walker and T ara Arnold broke T exas Southern’s m eet record of 9:10.55 by m ore than eight seconds, winning the event with a 9:02:93. T exas A&M fin­ ished second in 9:13.14 and NTSU third (9:15.36). The 400 relay team of Hollie Denny, Robyne Johnson, Susan Bean and Susan Shurr followed suit, although the m ar­ gin of victory w as quite a bit closer. The squad edged out second-place A&M at the tape by a m ere one-tenth of a second, winning in 46.95. NTSU finished third. the event The 1,600 relay squad of Donna Sher- field, Walker, Bean and Colem an easily won their event (3:43.35) a s they rolled past second-place A&M (3:49.26). T exas Tech took third with 3:58.21, followed by NTSU (3:58.60), WTSU (4:05.20) and L am ar (4:09.39). Thursday and F rid a y ’s com petition in the heptathlon proved to be exciting as T e x a s’ Denise Arm strong captured the event with a two-day total of 4.888 points. The junior from L aredo also qualified for the AIAW National Out­ door Meet. Senior All-America Colem an cam e off of her two relay victories to capture first in her specialty, the 800. The Beau­ mont native ran a 2:09.39, outdistancing N TSU ’s Dohanich, who took second (2:10.63). Walker finished fifth with a 2:12.46. “ I think what really pleased m e was that I saw all of my training and hard work pay off, to win those two events (3,200 relay, 800) back-to-back,’ ’ Cole­ man said. “ The track w as wet, but that really didn’t affect my perform ance. I ju st didn’t think about it and went out and ran my ra c e .” Suzanne Sheffield Arnold also won the 1,500 in 4:24.54, alm ost seven seconds ahead of second- place of A&M (4:31.70). Felvey took fourth (4:43.30) freshm an D.D. Law less and T exas placed sixth (4:50.80). In addition, Ar­ nold set a track record in the prelim i­ naries of the 800 with a 2:08.89. T exas junior Tracey Wong took third in F rid a y ’s 10,000 event. Her 36:42.45 (See T EX A S, P age 10.) y P f l l -- ‘ '-i: .■ft."'. ^ te&AwZ Robbin Coleman leads pack en route to 800-meter win. Sllverwise Spurs edge past SuperSonics, 115-113 Lakers sweep Suns; Sixers up lead over Bucks; Celtics nip Bullets By United Press International for Seattle. San Antonio moved within one win of cinching a spot in the NBA Western Conference finals Sunday after the Spurs downed the Seattle SuperSonics 115-113 in the Hemisphere Arena. Dave Corzine sank four free throws in the final 30 seconds to secure the win and set the series at 3-1 for San Antonio. The winner of the series will face Los Angeles in the Western finals. Seven Spurs scored in double figures, with forw ard Mike Mitchell leading his team with 22 points. NBA leading scorer G eorge Gervin w as held to 19 points. For the Sonics, W illiams scored a game-high 33 points. Ja c k Sikm a scored 14 and John Johnson added 13 The Spurs played m ost of the second half without the services of starting forward Mark Olberding, who in­ jured an ankle early in the third period. Ja m a a l Wilkes and K areem A bdul-Jabbar scored 24 points each to lead the Los Angeles L ak ers to a 112-107 victory, sweeping the Phoenix Suns in their Western Conference sem ifinal series. Four other L ak ers also hit double figures in the clo s­ est gam e of the series. Norm Nixon had 17, M agic John­ son 15, Bob McAdoo 14 and Michael Cooper 11. Dennis Johnson led all scorers with 31 points. Behind Johnson, Walter D avis had 18 points and L a r­ ry Nance and Alvin Adam s 16 each. topped Milwaukee 100-93 and Boston downed Washing­ ton 103-99 in overtim e. At Milwaukee, Bobby Jon es scored 10 of his 18 points in the final period to spark the 76ers to a 3-1 advantage in their series. Ju liu s Erving led Philadelphia with 21 points and Caldwell Jo n e s had 20 to equal his season high. M arques Johnson scored 23 to lead the Bucks and Brian Winters had 22. At Landover, Md.. Cedric Maxwell, N ate Archibald and L arry Bird each hit two free throws in the final 75 seconds to give the C eltics their overtim e victory over the Bullets and a 3-1 lead in their series. Robert Parish led the C eltics with 28 points while In the E astern Conference sem ifinals, Philadelphia Spencer Haywood m atched that for the Bullets. Utica minor league team getting help from enterprising Austinites By SUSIE W OODHAMS Daily Texan Staff Utica. U pstate New York, population 72,000. Heavy Polish, heavy Italian. “ Good baseball town,’’ say s local Mike Nasypany, “ but I don’t think it’s been m arketed very well h ere.’ Hardly, that is, until a dozen or so baseball-lovin’ business­ men — five of whom reside in Austin — heard that a man named Jo e Bellino w as up to his earlobes in debt. The question w asn’t a m atter of how much Bellino owed, but that he owed to everyone. They could take his car, his dog, his Ritz crack ers and still not feel satisfied. Bellino, the sole owner of the inde­ pendent C lass A Utica Blue Sox in 1981, had no way of repaying $50,000 to the town money lenders because his floundering b ase­ ball team never could m ake it big at the gate. Ju st call them Bellino’s in-the-red Sox. The Blue Sox drew 19,000 fans in 30 home gam es in 1981; and with a seating c ap aci­ ty at M um am e Field of 2,200, they were last in attendence in the New York-Penn League. The front office tried everything, even wacky prom os such a s “ Dangerous Fish Night” (Come dressed a s your favorite dan­ gerous fish, or bring one along to the park, and you get in fr e e .) Still no relief. Enter Miles Wolff and Van Schley. The form er, a baseball man with stock in other minor league team s including the Dur­ ham Bulls of the Carolina League, is a one-time Minor League General M anager of the Y ear who knows his stuff Sam e with Schley, an independently wealthy businessm an whose endeav­ ors range from working with the original “ Saturday Night Live” show to starting T exas Star B aseball, a scouting outfit that supplies baseball talent to minor league clubs such as Utica. The chance to take the only pure independent minor league baseball team off one m an’s hands and into their own intrigued Wolff and Schley. With the guarantee that they could find other prospective businessm en to chip in, they agreed to pay off $35,000 of Bellino’s debts in exchange for the Blue Sox Finding tak ers for a share of the Blue Sox, who finished second to the New York Yankees' Oneonto C lass A team last season, w as relatively easy for Schley With connections rang­ ing from show biz to baseball, he lured actor Bill M urray, a few movie producers and sports colum nist David Israel into the group and let them spread the word to their friends. It w asn’t long before Israel got on the phone to form er Sports Illustrat­ ed friend Bud Shrake in Austin, and ... “ We all sat down at The Quorum (an Austin restauran t/b ar) one night for dinner and m et with Van Schley, talked about what w e’d like to do with the team , what the future would be like,” say s Austin lawyer Jo e Longley, who along with Quorum Club owner Nick K ralj, screenw riters Bill Witliff and Shrake and another Austin lawyer, L. Dean Cobb, bought into the U tica Blue Sox last winter. “ Van Schley. I like that name. We knew w e’d have to put up som e money with a nam e like Sly. Sounds kind of shady, doesn’t it ? ” The Austin clique’s initial response to the offer w as quite tongue-in-cheek. Not that they hadn’t participated in off-the- wall investm ents before. Longley and Witliff fueled money into I the production of “ The T exas Chainsaw M assacre, Longley say s, “ It w as a terrible movie, but it m ade money. and, as And so could U tica, at least a s a tax write-off. Above all, however, the new owners insist their investm ent dem onstrates their love of baseball. To be associated with A m erica s trad i­ tional sport is to be associated with log cabins, Bing Crosby and Kentucky F ried Chicken. “ When David Israel told m e about it, I said I d buy if they L ater on I renamed the stadium after m e .’ Shrake say s. found out he w as serious. ” So for $1,000 apiece, Longley say s, the five businessm en fig­ ured they couldn’t p a ss up the opportunity to “ own a baseball team " Ju st the ring of it: “ To say, I own a baseball team — that's what I like about it m ost of a ll,” say s K ralj. We can act like Steinbrenner and it don’t cost a s much money A plaything The five of them will fly to New York (none of them have ever actually been in U tica, but they all insist “ I know there is a U tica.” i for the home opener June 19. Bill Murray will be on hand to sing the national anthem and Sen. Patrick Moynihan. D-N.Y . will throw out the first ball. In the m eantim e, the Austin group say s Blue Sox caps, pen­ nants, cups and bumper stickers are being m anufactured. The five even plan on adding Blue Sox jack ets to their personal wardrobes. “ We re going to have designer jack ets, and because we ll be so far away from them, they won't know what we re wearing down h ere,” sa y s K ralj. “ We ll get a jack e t that we can proba­ bly wear in the winter time. T h at’s what Shrake wanted to do, was put Utica Blue Sox’ right here (points to upper left chest) and under that put Owner.’ The jack et will cost m ore than the team ." That, however, is where K ralj could be wrong. To operate the Blue Sox during a 100-game season (The New York-Penn League is one of two minor leagu es that plays a short season from June 18 through Sept. 5.), U tica General M anager Mike Nasypany expects to spend $100,000 In 1981, the team lost $30.000. With new money in the system , however, Nasypany sa y s he hopes the Blue Sox can m eet a three-year plan that allow s for Utica to break even this season and gradually m ake revenue. Still, ever since the Blue Sox becam e independent — from 1977 to 1980 the Blue Sox were the Toronto Blue J a y s ’ C lass A team , and in the 1940s players such a s Richie Ashburn graduated from the Blue Sox when they belonged to the Philadelphia or­ ganization — money hasn’t com e easily. “ B ecause of the nature of our debts, it’s been an upstream swim in the community, says Nasypany. P rofits will depend on gate receipts and in turn, the su ccess of the Blue Sox, who com prise leftover talent cut from other m ajor league farm team s as well a s players who have never had pro shots. Schley finds the prospects, invites them to tryouts (this year in Chicago, Los Angeles and U tica) one week before the season and then offers a salary of $500 a month plus expenses to those who m ake the team In a town with an unem­ ployment rate of 9 2 percent, you don’t play for the Blue Sox for the money “ It’s really not like we re exploiting these gu y s,” say s Shrake, who 20 years ago was covering minor league baseball for The Fort Worth Press and. later, The Dallas Times Herald, “ He (a player) has a chance to m ake it to the big leagues. If he doesn’t get the chance, he could be mowing g ra ss somewhere. “ Van’s been telling m e about this kid, A1 ‘Go-Go’ Gomez who supposedly had a great year last y e a r,” he adds. “ I don’t have any idea who he is, but Van s real proud of him. They found him in som e vacant lot in Puerto Rico, and now he’s playing for Oakland. They probably sold him for about a s much a s they lost in the gate. ” Good for Gomez, good for U tica. In 1981, there were others who turned out a s promising Tom Romano was cut by K an sas City last spring and then tried out for the Blue Sox. He won the batting title with a .337 av erage last year and now plays for the Oakland A s farm team in Madison. Wis The league’s best pitcher. Ja c k Uhey, also moved on to Milwaukee’s Double A team in E l P aso after an im pressive season with Utica. “ We had seven relocate to other team s, and for one y ear and an independent, that’s good,” sa y s Nasypany. “ We re kind of like an outlaw team Being an independent is not looked on favorably by organized baseball It s like egg on their face when we sell them back a p layer they cut But Miles had a l­ ways wanted to pursue an independent ball club, and I ’ve a l­ ways been associated with minor league team s. We took a step down to com e here because w e’d like to see it work And if it does work. Shrake and K ralj wouldn’t mind startin g an independent closer to home In the meantime, they’ll take their trips to U tica, have p arties and post league standings a t The Quorum, and revel in their newest project. “ We re promoting baseball at this level, and it's fun,” say s Shrake “ Pm sure there won t be a hell of a lot of people in Austin interested in a team in U tica, but who knows? People might get interested We re m aking a run at really prom oting it Willie Nelson was supposed to buy into this, but I gu ess he didn’t We mainly just want to have fun. and if it turns out at all good, we want to get one down here so we don t have to go all the wav to Utica to see our team Page 10 □ THE DAILY TEXAN □ Monday, May 3, 1982 mushroom quiche IN THE By J E F F S T E P H E N S Daily Texan Staff Horns down Aggies in dual meet L o V m i s ( l a f r ! I l l i X S a n \nl>>ni<> CLASSIFIED HOT UNE 4 7 1 -5 2 4 4 GO WEST to HUu. A+J- QImLú Westside Bar T e x a s ’ m e n ’s tr a c k t e a m ’s w in o v e r T e x a s A&M in S a tu r d a y ’s d u al m e e t a t M e m o ria l S ta d iu m w as a c o m e b a c k in th e tr u e s t se n s e of th e ___________ w o rd . Track T h e le a d w en t b ack a n d fo rth for m o s t of th e m e e t w ith T e x a s A&M h a v in g th e e a rly lead . A fte r th e 200- m e te r d a sh , though, A&M led 72-67 w ith o nly tw o e v e n ts — th e 5,000 run an d th e 1,600 re la y — le ft in th e m e e t. T e x a s re sp o n d e d by fin ish in g 1-2-3 in th e 5000 to giv e th e m s e lv e s a fo u r-p o in t lead going in to th e 1,600 re la y w h ich , by d u a l-m e e t sc o rin g , w a s w o rth five p o in ts to th e w in n e r an d zero fo r th e lo ser. Texas... T he s p a r s e M em o rial S ta d iu m cro w d th en saw A& M 's G a ry S c u rry open up a c o m m a n d in g lead fo r th e A ggies on th e firs t leg of th e 1.600 re la y a s d a rk n e s s d e sc e n d e d o v e r th e field. A&M’s lead w as w id en ed leg a s T e x a s ’ d u rin g hop es fo r v ic to ry faded . th e seco n d T e x a s ’ Ian S tap leto n m a n a g e d to g ain so m e g ro u n d b ack fro m A ggie Tony T olson, but th e L o n g h o rn s’ a n ­ c h o r m a n , O ddur S ig u rd sso n , w a s still m o re th an 20 y a rd s b ack w hen he g o t th e baton H e q u ick ly m a d e up so m e g ro u n d , but a f t e r th e final tu rn he w a s still 10 y a rd s behind A&M’s V ern o n P i t t ­ m an . S ig u rd sso n then b eg an to c lo se th e gap . W ith 60 y a rd s to go, S ig u rd sso n pulled c lo s e r to P ittm a n a n d th en p a sse d h im to w in by a b o u t tw o y a rd s . " H e ( P ittm a n ) s ta r te d looking the back o v e r h is sh o u ld e r a f t e r firs t c u r v e ,” S igu rd sson sa id . “ H e se e m e d u n c e rta in so I knew I had a ch a n c e . I w a s re a lly m o re s u rp ris e d w ith th e ti m e th an th e d is ta n c e .” S ig u rd s s o n ’s 400 sp lit w a s tim ed a t 45.5, w h ich b e a ts his p re v io u s b e st sp lit of 46.2 a t th e T e x a s R e ­ lays. S ta p le to n had a 45.4 clo ck in g on in th e th ird leg. S ig u rd sso n also won th e 400 run w ith a tim e of 46 92 and ra n a leg on T e x a s' 400-relay te a m . T he tim e fo r th e 1,600 r e la y w as 3:07.7. T h is w a s th e L o n g h o rn s’ fir s t d u a l-m e e t v ic to ry in th re e tr ie s th is y e a r. T h ey h a v e lo st to U CLA and B rig h a m Y oun g U n v ersity . S ig u rd sso n said he th e win . w a s v e ry en co u ra g in g fo r th e te a m , e s p e c ia lly sin c e s e v e ra l te a m m e m b e rs w e re held back th is w eek. th o u g h t I thin k it w as one of o u r b e tte r m e e ts of th is y e a r ,” S ig u rd sso n said "W e w e re m issin g so m e p eo ­ ple w ho could h av e sc o re d so m e po in ts (V ilh ja lm ss o n ) and K a rl S m ith .” lik e E in a r fro m an elbow V ilh jalm sso n , who h a s q u a lifie d fo r th e NCAA m e e t in th e ja v e lin , is su ffe rin g s tr a in w hile S m ith , w ho q u a lified fo r th e n a tio n al m e e t in both th e 110 an d 400 h u rd le s, h a s a c a s e of te n d in itis in h is leg. A lso m issin g w a s q u a r te r - m ile r G re g W atson, w ho h a s a h a m ­ strin g in ju ry . All th re e a r e e x p e c te d back fo r th e S o u th w est C o n fe re n c e m e e t M ay 14-15. T e x a s w en t 1-2-3 in th e sh o t p u t w ith O sk a r Ja k o b sso n w in ning w ith a th ro w of 66-6V2 and fre s h m a n B ri­ an D onahue b eco m in g T e x a s ’ th ird q u a lifie r fo r th e NCAA m e e t w ith a to ss of 60-3 V4 . (C o n tin u ed fro m P a g e 9.) q u a lifie d h e r fo r th e AIAW o u td o o r n a tio n a ls . B ean a ls o q u alified fo r N a tio n a ls w ith h e r 55.0 fo u rth p la c e finish in th e 400. T he T e x a s squad w as ju s t a s s u c c e s sfu l in th e field e v e n ts , w ith s e v e ra l L o n g h o rn s p la c in g high in th e ir re s p e c tiv e ev en ts. L o rri K o k k o la o nce a g a in b ro k e th e school reco rd in th e ja v e lin w ith a to ss of 170-7, b re a k in g M ary C h ro b a k ’s e x istin g re c o rd of 169-10, en ro u te to a v ic to ry in th e ev en t. C hrobak fin ish ed secon d w ith a th ro w of 155-1. A rm s tro n g c a m e off of h e r h e p ta th lo n v ic to ry to ta k e secon d in th e high ju m p (5-3). S o p h o m o re J o B eth P a lm e r finish ed seco n d in th e d is c u s w ith a to ss of 150-1 behind A&M’s V icki L ee C obern (155-3). T he B ry a n n a tiv e a lso took seco n d in th e sh o t p u t (47-7). Jo hn son p la c e d th ird in th e long ju m p w ith a leap of 19-9, th e b e s t L o nghorn m a r k of th e se aso n , a n d a lso q u a lifie d fo r N a tio n a ls. Come w est for great drinks, a lively happy hour, outdoor garden patio, and quiet late evening candlelite conversation. Serving 4:00-1:00 weekdays Til 2:00 Friday and Saturday 1206 W. 34th 451-5550 The University of Texas at Austin College of Fine Arts Department of Music Concert/Recital Schedule May 3-9 for the week of & Cassettes ¿ e tc , MAJOR ART/STS, ROCK J A Z Z , CLASSICAL, POP.' Cruz leads Astro win; Boston blanks Texas By U n ite d P ress In tern atio n al P a d re s . P IT T S B U R G H — J o s e C ru z and A rt H ow e e ach d ro v e in tw o ru n s a n d J o e N iek ro an d R a n d y M o ffitt co m b in ed on a fiv e -h itte r S un­ d ay to p a c e th e H ousto n A stro s to a 6-2 t r i ­ um p h o v e r th e P itts b u rg h P ir a te s . H o uston p ounded o u t 12 h its in w inning th e ir th ird g a m e in a row . N iek ro , 3-1, w en t six in n in g s to g e t th e v ic to ­ ry w ith M o ffitt g e ttin g h is f i r s t s a v e .__________ Major Leagues Red Sox 6, Rangers 0 BOSTON — D en nis E c k e r s le y p itch ed a n e ig h t-h itte r an d G lenn H o ffm a n had th r e e h its, in clu d in g a p a ir of d o u b les, a n d tw o R B I, h e lp ­ ing th e B oston R ed Sox d e f e a t T e x a s 6-0 an d han d th e R a n g e rs th e ir n in th s tr a ig h t loss. T h e R ed Sox h av e w on 11 o f th e ir p a s t 12. Reds 5-4, Cardinals 1-6 C IN C IN N A T I — Jo h n M a r tin allo w ed only one h it o v e r th e f ir s t e ig h t in n in g s in le a d in g th e St. L ouis C a rd in a ls to a 6-4 triu m p h o v e r th e C in c in n a ti R ed s fo r a s p lit of th e ir double- h e a d e r. In th e o p e n e r, C h a rlie L e ib ra n d t, 1-1, w alk ed tw o a n d s tru c k ou t one in 6 Vb inn in gs b e fo re givin g w ay to J im K ern in a 5-1 R ed v ic to ry . Braves 10, Cubs 3 A TLANTA — Bob W alk h u rle d a fiv e -h itte r and J e r r y R o y s te r c ra c k e d a th re e -ru n do uble to h ig h lig h t a six -ru n fifth in n in g th a t p a c e d th e A tla n ta B ra v e s to a 10-3 r o u t of th e C h ic a ­ go C ubs. Phillies 3, Padres 0 SAN D IE G O — R ig h t-h a n d e r M ike K ruk ow p itc h e d a fo u r-h itte r fo r h is seco n d sh u to u t of th e se a so n an d M ike S c h m id t h it h is f ir s t h om e run of th e y e a r to lead th e P h ila d e lp h ia P h il­ th e San D iego triu m p h o v e r lies to a 3-0 Giants 4-0, Mets 3-2 SAN FR A N C ISC O — G e o rg e F o s te r h it a tw o-run h o m e r in th e f ir s t inning a n d R a n d y Jo n e s s c a tte r e d n in e h its in e ig h t in n in g s to lead th e N ew Y o rk M ets to a 2-0 v ic to ry o v e r th e San F ra n c is c o G ia n ts fo r a sp lit of th e ir d o u b le-h ea d er. In th e f ir s t g a m e , b a se s -e m p ty h o m e rs by ro o k ie C hili D av is an d D a rre ll E v a n s p a c e d th e G ia n ts to a 4-3 v ic to ry . White Sox 10, Tigers 3 CHICAGO — L a m a r r H oyt won h is 13th co n ­ s e c u tiv e g a m e w ith o u t a lo ss an d b e c a m e th e m a jo r le a g u e ’s f ir s t fiv e -g a m e w in n e r by h u rl­ ing th e C h icag o W hite Sox to a 10-3 v ic to ry o v e r th e D e tro it T ig ers. Yankees 4, Mariners 2 N EW Y O R K — D av e W infield lined a sin g le off th e th ird -b a s e b ag to sc o re W illie R an d o lp h and sp a rk a th re e -ru n eig h th inning, liftin g Ron G u id ry an d th e N ew Y o rk Y a n k e e ^ to a 4-2 v ic to ry o v e r th e S e a ttle M a rin e rs . A's 5, Indians 2 C L E V E L A N D — J e f f N ew m an b e lte d a tw o- run h o m e r an d M ike N o rris p itc h e d a four- h itte r , sp a rk in g th e O ak lan d A ’s to a 5-2 v ic to ­ ry o v e r th e C lev elan d In d ia n s and a sw e e p of th e ir th re e -g a m e se rie s . Brewers 11, Twins 4 M IN N E A P O L IS — T ed S im m o n s h it a p a ir of th re e -ru n h o m e rs an d G o rm a n T h o m a s a d d ­ ed a solo sh o t S unday to p a c e th e M ilw au k ee B re w e rs to a n 11-4 v ic to ry o v e r th e M in n eso ta T w ins. Blue Jays 7, Royals 5 KANSAS C IT Y , Mo. — L loyd M oseby and W illie U p sh aw e a c h k no ck ed in tw o ru n s and D a m a so G a rc ia sc o re d tw ic e to c a r r y th e To­ ro n to B lu e J a y s to a 7-5 v ic to ry o v e r th e Kan­ s a s C ity R o y als. Monday Student Composers Karl Korte, Director 8 pm, Bates Recital Hall Tuesday Saxophone Ensembles Harvey Pittel, Director 8 pm, Bates Recital Hall W ednesday Chamber Music, Winds Torkil Bye, Director 8 pm, Recital Studio W ednesday New Music Ensemble Dan W elcher, Director 8 pm, Bates Recital Hall Thursday Guest Artists Series Gordon Stout, marimba with Rex W oods, piano (faculty) 8 pm, Recital Studio Friday Faculty Artists Series Lita Guerra, piano 8 pm, Recital Hall W est admission to these events is free OUR CUSTOMERS DO NOT LEAVE SCARED Buying Hi-Fi Should Not Be A Chore It Should Be A M usical Experience- Come HEAR the Difference— at Northcross Mail 459-3321 v. Dobie Mall 4"8-’ 42l ) Sales • Service • Dependability Nakamichi Bang & Olufsen M&K Acoustat Y am ah a Boston Acoustics Polk Audio Sherwood Apt SUMO Aiwa Conrad-Johnson and m ore... ★ This ad, with system purchase, qualifies customer for System Buyer’s Discount Club — 15% off all accesso­ ries. Monday, May 3, 1982 □ THE DAILY TEXA N G F Horns (Continued from P age 9.) Sportswire R aiders then rattled reliever Tim Reynolds for three doubles and two runs in the sixth to push ahead 6-4. From staff and wire reports But the Tech advantage w as short-lived. Mark Reynolds, ap­ pearing in only his fourth gam e of the year after being shelved in the seaso n 's first scrim m age with a broken foot, w as sum ­ moned to pinch-hit in the T exas seventh with two on and two out. I w as just hoping to hit the ball hard and m ake them field it. Reynolds said. He accom plished the first objective but not the second; Reynolds sm ashed the first pitch over the right- center field wall, where no one could field it. Day. also leaning on the first pitch, followed with a homer to left to put T exas up. 8-6. Tech rebounded with a run in the eighth, but Reynolds' se c ­ ond homer in a s m any at bats hiked the Horns’ lead to 9-7. Killingsworth yielded a pair of sin gles in the ninth, but struck out Rucker with a fastball to secu re the win for the Longhorns. "It w as m ore positive for us to com e out and win, to do what we could to becom e conference cham pions,” said Cliff G u staf­ son, who now has guided the Longhorns to the SWC throne room 13 tim es in his 15-year care e r at Texas. "W e won it not by three percentage points, but in the field .” Texas now must tangle with Houston, A rkansas, and A&M in the SWC tournament May 14 in College Station. Texas athletes receive honors In Sunday s 8th annual Sports Banquet, m em bers of the vari­ ous women’s athletic team s chose seven athletes to receive Most Valuable Player honors. Sophomore Terri Ebanks, in addition to being named cross country's MVP. also received the V .F. “ D oc” Newhouse Schol­ arship award for her perform ances a s both a scholar and a athlete. Others receiving MVP aw ards were: T erri Mackey. basket­ ball; Katrina Dornsifer, volleyball; Cindy F igg, golf; Cindy Sam pson, tennis; Jill Sterkel. sw im m ing; and Robbin Cole­ man, track and field. Sally Schlobohm, senior volleyball player, received the L or­ raine Rogers aw ard for outstanding senior scholar-athlete. Ayala TKOs Gregory In WBC bout TAMPA, F la. — Tony Ayala junior middleweight in the world, continued his pursuit of a World Boxing Association title shot Sunday with a third-round techni­ cal knockout of Steve Gregory. third-ranked J r ., Ayala, of San Antonio, put G regory on the canvas with a power-packed left hand. G regory w as up by the count of five, but referee Arthur M ercante signaled the fight over a t the 2; 02 m ark in the third round of the scheduled 10 rounder. The 19-year-old Ayala. 19-0 with 17 knockouts, w as in com ­ mand from the outset. G regory, of Columbus, Ohio, did connect with several heavy right hands, but Ayala brushed them off with hardly a flinch. Derby winner will miss Preakness LO U ISV ILLE. Ky. — Don t bother figuring out Gato del Sol’s Triple Crown chances — the next stop for the surprising winner of Saturday’s Kentucky Derby is Belm ont Park. Owners Arthur Hancock and Leone P eters, along with train­ er Edwin Gregson, unselfishly decided before the Derby that two-thirds of the Triple Crown would be quite sufficient. They said Gato del Sol will not be entered in the P reakn ess May 15. A&M, Alabama to begin series C O LLEG E STATION — The University of A labam a and T ex­ a s A&M University signed a contract Saturday to play a foot­ ball series beginning in 1985 in A labam a with the return gam e in 1988 at College Station. A&M Athletic D irector Ja c k ie Sherrill and A labam a Athletic D irector Paul " B e a r ” Bryant announced the contract prior to the Aggie spring football gam e against an alumni team. Bryant was in College Station to be a part of a reunion of form er players since he coached A&M from 1954 to 1957. Gilder wins Byron Nelson Classic DALLAS — Bob Gilder, with none of his clo sest rivals apply­ ing any pressure, played the consistent round he needed Sunday to win the Byron Nelson C-olf C lassic with a tournament-record score of 14-under 266 and capture his third title in seven years on the PGA tour. ....................... (r s tin ulti- MUNCH A GUZZLE FOR ONLY $1.50 C o n jn s C h u j g . w y If deep dish ; pizz.i by thi slu i ¡ m ate lunch fiar h ig h -sp m ! pizz.i • ! lovers, because it's ready when ! you are. G et the slice at tin i right price, along u ith a drink Ju st S ! 51) with this j So conic bus too i , i>upon I he Slice. Available from II j to 2 . w eekdays only. It’s the best munch and guzzle in tow n ! And at the best price. O fler ex- I i pires M ay 14. 1982, with coupon only at 2ft >6 G uadalupe and 1913 Riverside («h k I ¡ H O W M A K E I I M A M S I t G U t Sunday'* Results Cincinnat 5-4. St Louis 1 - 6 Houston 6 0 iRsburgh 2 Atiar 'a 10. Chicago 3 San Francisco 4-0 Mew York 3-2 Montreal 13, Los Angeles 1 Phi adeiphia 3, San Diego 0 SWC Baseball SOUTHW EST CONFERENCE Season Conference W L T Pet. W /Q L T Pet. QB 44 4 0 .9 1 7 12 4 0 .7 5 0 — 0 632 1 4 0 619 1 4 10 10 1 500 4 0 .473 4 4 0 429 4 4 0 381 6 4 1 .211 9 4 0 702 12 4 2 .773 13 8 1 653 0 512 9 10 0 5 35 9 12 1 .571 8 13 2 .3 5 9 4 15 Texes Hou .34 11 Ark 34 10 A&M 32 16 21 20 "ech Baylor 2.3 20 32 24 Rice 14 23 TCU Lest Week's Results Texas at Tech, ppd. Houston 4 Friday Baylor 3 Saturday Texes at Tech, ppd. Baylor 2 2. Houston 1 -3 Sunday - Dallas Baptist 3-2. Ark 1-7. Tex­ as 9, Tech 7. End of Regular Season SWC Tournament begins May 14 In College Station with Houston vs. Ark enees and Texes vs. ASM. y * L r ' t p ^ j ★ FOR ENTIRE MENU ^ REFER TO THE STUDENT DIRECTORY ^ s ^urgers Super-Bert 9$2.49 Save 99‘ EX P IR E S QUARTER POUNDER "On Whole W heat” COUPON REDEEMED IN STORE ONLY 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. Daily • 3303 N. Lamar • 452-2317 N ow featuring our new Last Stop Happy Hour 10 p.m.-close Monday-Friday F R E E Mexican Munchies All Well Drinks-Poured as Do., M a r g a r i t a Specials SI.25-12 oz. M ug-a-ritas 32 oz.-$3.50 and more... 6134 Highway 290 East Austin, TX 459-1279 STAIMMVMBOLS Sports Record NBA NBA PLAYOFFS By United Prese International Quarterfinal Round (Best-of-aeven) (All Tim e* CD T) Eastern Conference Boston vs. Washington (Boston leads series, 3-1) Apr 25 — Boston 109, Washington 91 Apr. 28 — Washington 103. Boston 102 May 1 — Boston 92, Washington 83 May 2 — Boston 103, Washington 99 May 5 — Washington at Boston, 6:30 p.m. p.m. 122 108 p.m TBA TBA x-May 7 — Boston at Washington, 7:10 x-May 9 — Washington at Boston. TBA Philadelphia vs. Milwaukee (Philadelphia leads series, 3-1) Apr 25 — Philadelphia 125, Milwaukee Apr. 28 — Philadelphia 120, Milwaukee May 1 — Milwaukee 92, Philadelphia 91 May 2 — Philadelphia 100, Milwaukee 93 May 5 — Milwaukee at Philadelphia, 6:35 x-May 7 — Philadelphia at Milwaukee. x-May 9 — Milwaukee at Philadelphia, Western Conference Loe Angeles vs. Phoenix (Los Angeles wins series, 4-0) Apr 27 — Los Angeles 115, Phoenix 96 Ac- 28 — LOS- Ange es 117 Phoenix 98 Apr 30 — Los Angeles 114, Phoenix '0 6 p m p m May 2- Los Angeles 112, Phoenix 107 Seattle vs. Ssn Antonio (San Antonio Isads series. 3-1) Apr 27 — San Antonio 95, Seattle 93 Apr 28 — Seattle 114, San Antonio 99 Apr. 30 — San Antonio 99, Seattle 97 May 2 — San Antonio 115, Seattle 113 May 5 — San Antonio at Seattle. 9:30 x-May 7 — Seattle at San Antonio, TBA x-May 9 — San Antonio at Seattle, 2:30 x-lf necessary TB A-To Be Announced SEATTLE (113) Shelton 6 3-4 15, Walker 0 0-0 0, Sikma 5 4-4 14, Williams 11 10-10 33, Hanzlik 3 5-5 11, Vranes 0 1 - 2 1, Brown 3 0-2 6, Donald­ son 3 4-5 10, Smith 4 0-1 8, Johnson 7 1-1 15 Tolbert 0 0-0 0 Totals 42 28-34 113. SAN ANTONIO (115) Mitchell 6 10-10 22. Olberdmg 5 2-2 12, Johnson 1 1-2 3, Moore 5 2-2 12, Gervin 7 5-5 19, Bratz 5 4-4 17, Banks 5 3-4 13, Corzme 6 5-6 17, Rains 0 0-0 0. Totals 40 32-35 115 S e a ttle ....................... 34 30 26 23— 113 37 23 23 32— 115 San Antonio Three point goals— Williams, Bratz (3). Fouled out—Shelton, Sikma, Olberding. Total fouls— Seattle 31. San Antonio 30 Technical— Seattle coach Wilkens, Donald­ son A— 15,002. . . . . Major Leagues i AMERICAN LEAGUE By United Press International Eaet Boston Detro • Milwaukee New York T( ror tc C ieveiand Baltimore Caiitorr a Kansas City . Chicago Oak ar d Seattle Minnesota. Texas............... GB W L Pet. 7 15 14 9 11 8 9 11 5 8 7 682 _ 6 39 579 450 15 .409 12 .400 13 .350 1 ; 2 4 5 6 6 7 We»! 6 67 _ 16 12 12 • 3 1 1 8 9 .5 7 1 9 .571 542 •4 .440 375 13 .316 9 15 6 . 11 2 4 2 2 3 5 } 7 Sunday's Results New York 4, Seattle 2 Oakland 5, Cleveland 2 Boston 6. Texas 0 Baltimore 6 California 4 Chicago 10, Detroit 3 Milwaukee 11, Minnesota 4 Toronto 7, Kansas City 5 NATIONAL LEAGUE By United Press International East W L Pet. GB '5 11 S' Louis Montreal New York 12 . . . Pittsburgh........................ 8 12 Chicago............................ 8 15 Philadelphia 3 625 — 8 579 1 * .478 314 .400 5 .348 6 4 7 14 333 6 4 . 1 1 West 6 .739 — A tla n ta ....................... 17 6 6 ’ 2 '4 San Diego 7 11 12 Los Angeles. . .478 6 . . 11 12 478 6 . . . San Francisco. 14 Houston.....................11 .440 7 13 435 7 Cincinnati............... 10 T\ 606 Maiden Ln. 4 58 -5 9 5 0 Monday ’s ^ Shoe Shop SHEEPSKIN COW & CALF W e m ake and repair boots shoes belts leather goods * SADDLES ★ ENGLISH WESTERN 1 61 4 Lavaca Capitol Saddlery Austin, Texas 4 7 8 -9 3 0 9 General DENTIST 3 blocks west of U.T. To wer 476-7781 Wilson B. Smith, D.D.S. P r o m p t A p p o in tm e n ts . New p a tie n t e x a m in a tio n in ­ cludes discussion of options a v a ila b le and w r i tt e n es­ t im a te . 2 222 Rio G rande No 0 1 1 2 D U R H A M -N IX O N CLAY COLLEGE INTENSIVE ENGLISH Enroll n o w for Sum m er Session beginning June 1 st — TO EFl/U niversity preparation — Nine month com prehem ive course — Short courses and private instruction — Small classes/conversational method — Auth. under federal la w to enroll non-im m igrant alien students (1-20) — Student H ealth Insurance N ew registration hours: 10am to 2pm & 3pm to 5pm 8th and Colorado/2nd floor 478-3446 FANTASY CON 6 M A Y 7, 8 & 9 AUSTIN'S ONLY SIFI CONVENTION! a t H o w a rd Johnson s IH 3 5 & 18 3 Fabulous Films S h o w n o ver 3 d a y s! $ 3 .0 0 per d a y yow. ALL NIGHTERS? 24 HOUR STUDY FACILITY PCL NOW THROUOHMAV17TH Sometimes a few words, even letters or just symbols are enough to say it att. Quality, value, fun, prestige, comfort. Croix Condominiums is the newest, finest success ad­ dress in the neighborhood west of campus. Just a few blocks from UT, you’ll be located in the midst of fraternity and sorority houses, great shopping and all the activities that make college life so spe The roomy comfor, Croix home lets you ha* roommate if you like, er friends and still have a : spot to retreat. The L quality construction enha the lasting value of ho s’* Like college life, it great you have to see believe it. So come by and see the latest st symbol on camp C R O IX C O N D O M IN IU M S « 806 w 24® For further information (512) 478-7745 •Page 12 □ THE DAILY TEXAN □ Monday, May 3, 1982 . • I f . . . , Si ■ If IIIH II III * ____ m j. s mm r 1 ' t T W » w l c j y V i i PHONE 471*5244 through Friday PI 8 a.m.-5 p.m. - T ^ > I H e —1 C C J I i D O c o m e c T D M 307 W. MLK w.slol lovoto ; 7°96™ i We've Done Your Homework Servicing all of Austin, specializing in campus and LIT shuttle areas. W alk over or call for a preview ing ap po intm en t LANDMARK ■SQUARE! Condominiums 706 W 22nd StrMt ★ Security System ★ Washer/Dryer ★ Ceiling Fans ★ Microwaves ★ Fireplaces Eff. 1 & 2 Bedrooms $39,950-93,950 ONLY 4 BLOCKS FROM CAMPUS! L o c a te d In f t * hmmrt e t th e O e w n t e w n / U n r v e r w t y o f A im tin , la n d m a r k S q u a re Aes a M y ce n - v e fd e n t r * i g h t * , b o o d tA e f's « w a r s A e e p tn o . e n t e r t a in m e n t e n d re c re a tle n . M a r k e t e d I k y Linde Infrem A Associate* 1306 Nueces Austin, Texes (512) 476-2673 r DADDY’S MONEY A condo for you and a Tax break for Dad ONLY SIX TWO BEDROOMS STILL AVAILABLE! It’s an investment for the future. Before you invest in a con­ dominium, visit Pecan Square. When you com ­ pare quality, location and cost, you’ll be glad you looked at Pecan Square Condom inium s. Location 2906 West A venue • 6 blocks north of U .T . • 5 blocks south of Seton Medical Center. • Quiet, secluded neighborhood. Features 2 bedrooms, professionally decorated. Fireplace, microwave, quality appliances, energy saver features. • Patios. • Vaulted Ceilings. • 52" C eiling Fan. • Land­ scaped pool and grounds. • C onvenient and ample Security lighting. parking. Financing Excellent investment in dynamic University market. • T ax advantages. • 90% financing at 12‘/2% interest A RM . • Priced below appraisal from the mid 80’s. Priced at $84,950 Cash Price $79,950 Model open daily 11-6 V Marketed by r Linda Ingram & Assoc. 1306 Nueces (512) 476-2673 £ fPecm SquM CONDOMINIUMS T ierra West D evelopm ents tSty&sh Ovina in 'títi óíadow 1 of I I I fotI O U ’C I V ★ C onveniently located at M L K and Rio Grande ★ l & 2 bedrooms w ith studies ★ Second flo or u nits have 2 car garages ★ 12 e xcitin g unique floor plans ★ F rom m id 70's to $125,000 :cíií 307 MLK 479-6618 THE GAZEBO CONDOMINIUM S 2815 RIO GRANDE p a r k in g a ll s p e ll c o n v e n ­ ience A n d th e re is s p e c ia l f i ­ n a n c in g to q u a lif ie d b u y e rs Tho p erfe c t h o w for stu ­ d en ts, th e host in v e s tm e n t for M o m a n d D ad R ig h t in th e h e a rt o f the U T o ro a, tho G a io b o is b u ilt a ro u n d a n in v itin g H o t Tub fo r a re la x a d , p e a c e fu l a t ­ m o s p h e re In s id e , th e se s p a cio u s one b e d ro o m p la n s o ffe r a lo f t ­ e d b o n u s ro o m on seco n d s to ry u n its L a u n d ry , in d i­ v id u a l s to ra g e a n d a m p le PRICES STARTING AT $ 3 9 ,9 5 0 MODEL OPEN DAILY 11-6 * HURRY PRICE INCREASE C O M IN G M A Y 1 v t ■ k C - V - yjmÁ Marketed by Linda Ingram 1306 Nueces Austin, Texas 78701 476-2673 J L A Tree Grows in Austin Eff, 1 & 2 Bedrooms $49,950-120,000 —P riv ate g a ra g e w/opener —P an oram ic view of Shoal Creek —Split level hot tub —Firep lace —Microwave CONDOMINIUMS 2612 San Pedro is c a m p u s Condominiums with the luxury you’re accustom ed to. T he U T b lo c k s away, so the pace is an easy one. Secluded on a hilltop in the heart Of Austin. The Tree- house sets the standard for University living. ^ L in d * Ingram A Associate* Au?tmNT«*'. ini) 470-2073 j u s t s ix bV i C LA S S IFIE D AD V E R T IS IN G Consecutive Day Rates 15 w ord m in im u m Each word 1 t i m e ....................... $ 20 Each word 3 tim e s ....................... $ .44 Each word 5 tim e s ........................$ .54 Each w ord 10 tim e s ....................$ 88 1 col. x 1 inch 1 tim e ....................$5.69 1 col. x 1 inch 2-9 tim e s ...............$5.49 1 col. x 1 inch 10 or more times $5.20 $1.00 charge to change copy. F irs t tw o words m ay be a ll c a p ita l letters. 25‘ fo r each additional w ord In capital letters. S T U D E N T /F A C U L T Y /S T A F F (P riv a te P a rty Ads O nly) Consecutive Day Rates 15 w ord m in im u m Each word, 2 T im e s .......................... 17 Each Word, 5 T im e s .........................27 Each Word, Each Addtl. T im e ... 054 3.18 1 Col. x 1", 1 or M ore T im e s 50* charge to change copy. F irs t two w ords m ay be a ll ca p ita l letters. Each additional w ord in capitals, 25‘ . A ll ads must be non-com m ercial and prepaid. DEADLINE SCHEDULE Monday Toxan..................... Friday 2 p.m Tuesday Texan................. Monday 11 a.m. Tuesday 11 a.m. Wednesday Texan Thursday Texan......... Wednesday 11 a.m. Friday Texan....................Thursday 11 a m. . In the event af errors made in an adver­ tisement, immediate notice must be given as the publishers are responsible for only ONE incorrect insertion. All claims for a d i justments should be made not later than 30 days after publication. AUTOS FOR SALE 1973 DATSUN 240Z. Perfect condition, new seats, new paint excellent stereo, 4- speed, AC, mags. 4 4 5 - 6 5 1 3 . ________ 1971 VOLVO 164 Needs some w ork $800. 453-6146 afte r 5 : 3 0 _________________ VW DASHER wag. '75'. Good condition, needs brake job Only $800. Leave mes­ sage, K athy 442-8114. _____ ^ V w H B u g Sunroof, new sticker, runs good, lots of dents. Call Laura a fte r 6:00. 443-5470 $700.________________________ 1977 BMW 3201, black, sunroof, recaro cassette, e x c e lle n t seats, AM FM Shape $7,395 L a rry , 340-1671, 458-6203^ 77 HONDA Accord. New paint New A r- riva tires. New Sony stereo G reat econ­ om y car Asking $3,700 443-3355, 836- 2450 ______________ SURPLUS J E ÍP S , CARS, TRUCKS Car-inv. value $2143, sold fo r $100 For nform ation on purchasing s im ila r b a r­ gains call (602) 998-0575 ext. 0296. Call refundable. _________________ 1977 M E R C U R Y Bobcat, power steer­ ing, AC, d:sc brakes, and much more. Asking $1900 Cali Charles at 926-1897 or 454-5881. _________ 1968 VW Van. Custom in te rio r 20,000 m les on professionally re b u ilt engine and clutch. $1200. 444-9772._____________ 1978 L E Sabre Sport Coupe. L u xu ry 2- dcor Absolutely im m acu late Turbo charged, loaded, handling package, new tires, brakes, shocks. 345-4874. 77 MGB, excellent condition - extras, priced to sell. W ill trade fo r jeep or p ick­ up 892-3487 _____________ 1970 FORD M a ve rick. 25,000 o rig in a l n les Standard w ith new clutch and other new parts. $750. 452-5675. AUTOS FOR SALE FOR SALE L & M Volksw erks new and used VW parts. R ebuilt engines $629 installed, ex­ change We buy VW 's any condition. 251 - 2265. M o to rc y d e -F o r Sale 79 PUCH moped. $375, 454-8397 Excellent condition. 1971 CUTLASS co n ve rtib le ? PS. PB. mags, A M /F M 8-track cassette stereo. Runs great, mech. sound. $2000 or good o ffe r. 836-7649 1978 HONDA Express. Good condition. New plates, Inspection sticker and re­ cent tune-up $225 firm ! Call 467-8505, keep try in g . 1979 ARROW pick-up, 41,000 miles, sun roof, sport package. AC, stereo, s till in w a rra n ty ! Blue Book $5800, asking $4800. 346-4038 1979 F IA T Spidar. E xce lle n t condition, black w ith tan top. luggage rack, 40,000 m iles, garage kept. $6800 firm . Phone 480-8591. G R E A T D EA L 1974 VOLKSW AG EN 411, $1,000 R ebuilt engine, fa ir body, B rig itte 447-7080, 471-5531 (leave mes sageL_______ 1973 VW Cam pm obile. F o rm e rly m aculate, rolled. $1,000 o.b.o. 837-3078. im ­ 1980 RX-7 GS, black, sun roof, a ir, Phoe­ nix 3001 tires, bra, cover, 34K m iles. T e rry 452-0511 ___________ CON VE R T IB L E TR7, 1980. 9.000 mi ¡es A M /F M cassette, AC, 35mpg. Call a fte r 5pm, 346-6553. $8150, negotiable. CONDOS FOR SALE Er— hi, Mom! Gee, I wasn’t expecting you till tomorrow . . . I just couldn't wait to see your new place, Harold. My, what a cozy fireplace! And hardwood floors, too. Yeah, I really like liv­ ing here. And Dad made a smart invest­ ment, buying this Pre­ servation Square condominium. Think of the resale value when I graduate! Such pretty French doors, Harold. Is that your bedroom through there? / PRESERVATION SQUARE. A community of twenty-one unique condominium homes, from the $40s. Preservation Square is more than a condominium; it’s an investment with distinction. For information, contact Rick Hardin at (512)474^5981 or come by the Ricardin Company offices at 22nd and Rio Grande. Don’t go in there! I mean— I mean— well, it's just really a mess right now, Mom . . . Nonsense! It’s a lovely bedroom, Har— Hi there, Mrs. Ratzafratz . . . / ! PRE$HVXTMNSfliAM llwwU CAMPUS CONDOM INIUM S • Have you considered investing in a cam pus c o n d o m in iu m fo r the ta x a d v a n ta g ­ es and later selling it to pay fo r y o u r college education? • A re you and y o u r parents a w a re th a t NOW is the t im e to invest in the r a p id ly • Have you been going fr o m one r e a lto r to another just to fin d the c o n d o m in iu m developing c o n d o m in iu m m a r k e t ? th a t was e spe cia lly b uilt fo r you? If so, then you should talk w ith RON HANNA & ASSOCIATES 3509 JEFFERSON We have c o m p ile d a list of all c o n d o m in iu m s a v a ila b le fo r purchase. (A sk fo r a cam pus lis tin g .) W ith a wide range of prices we can locate a p ro je c t to f i t any lifestyle. W h ether you would like to be close to cam pus, around yo u r frie n d s or aw a y f r o m the hustle and bustle of ca m p us in a quiet, serene e n v iro n m e n t, we at RON H A N N A can get you into y o u r condo w ith ease. Call us at 459-4892 TODAY 1981 HONDA Passport for sale. Good cond tio r Need money. Call Rodrigo ________ 444-5549. 198! HONDA Express Moped E xce lle n t condition. Call Paula 478-7837. T979~YAMAHA Daytona 400cc-RD. L ike new less than 300 miles, stored indoors. S1500 or o ffer. 836-7649. _______________ KAW ASAKI 175; great mpg, low miles, clean, runs good, helm et. $500. Call Vince 480-0760 a fte r 4 p.m. 1973 SUZUKI 125. Great condition. C all 467-0186 a fte r 6 p.m. 1981 HONDA Passport. M ust sell, grea t condition. $600. Call 458-6429. HONDA '75 400-4. Looks and runs great. Ian 459-4086. 1981 SUZU K i GS650E. M ust s e ll! Like b ra r’ d new, 2,700 m iles. $2,200 or best of­ fer. Evenings 476-7854. 198o lB A T A V lTS Moped. Runs good" $250 441-8500. 1976 Y A M A H A RD400D Looks and runs great. M ust sell. For inform a tio n call A leja n dro 479-8385, 478-9891 PUCH M A X I II moped One year old. T u rn signals, baskets $400. 480-8904 HONDA 750F P erfect m in t condition. 4000 m iles M ust see it shine. Asking $2400. 443-3355, 836-2450. MUST S ELL 1981 Honda CB750 Custom. Take over paym ents. $800. For in fo rm a ­ tion c a ll 476-4132. SACHS M O PED . E xce lle n t condition, low mileage, extras included. Call 926- 5672. Bicyde-For Sale USED BIC YC LES. A il types, good p ric ­ es! Student discount on new Vista and Bridgestone bicycles. E xp e rt re p a ir ser­ vice. South Austin Bicycles, 2210 South 1st. Open 10am-5pm. 12-SPEED, excellent condition 24" Voy- ayeur M any extras. $295 negotiable. 476-9162. 10 SPEED Austro D a im le r High q u a li­ ty, excellent condition, ra re ly used. $100. Call 467-8477, keep try in g . 22" IT A L IA N 10-speed, Campagnolo gears, center pull brakes, nearly new condition. $100 firm . 442-2719. Stereo-For Sale M U dT S ELL grea t sound system. Ken­ wood 60 w a ft receiver Onkyo tu rn ta b le and tape deck (m e ta l cap.) N orm an Lab 100 w a tt speakers and cabinet. $800. 467- 2895. THORENS TD 160 new Audio Technica needle In fin ity Column 11 flo or speak­ ers Both $500 W ill separate. 444-6428. CONDOS FOR SALE ★C O N D O Sfk H O M E S - DUPLEXES If you w ant to live w ith in easy dis­ tance of campus, call the UT area specialists, $39,900 to $120,000 The UT AREA SPECIALIST John B. Sanford, Inc. 454-6633 Realtor» 451-7262 R E G IST E R FO R A F R E E HONDA E X P R E S S * W H E N Y O U T O U R O C R F U R N I S H E D M O D E L M ake y o u r cam p u s hom e a new con dom in ium In a q u ie t, o ld -fa sh io n e d n eig h b o rh o o d . A G R EA T PLA C E TO LIV E PEARL > H 10 8 % A R M -G P M F in a n c in g A v a ila b le A v a ilab le for FALL O CCU P A N C Y Prices s ta r tin g in lo w 4 0 '» — S ecurity — M ic ro w a v e — Individual Storage — Covered P arking 1 2 One Bedrooms 6 w ith Lofts Marketed by Linda Ingram A Ageociatei 1306 Nuocot 476-2673 •Entries accepted until 6 PM Sun­ day Mas 16, 1982 Drawing to be held at Linda Ingram and Associ­ ates. 1306 Nueces on May 17th No purchase necessary and need not be present to win Winner w ill be notified M odel O pen 11-6 D aily Professionally marketed by Linda Ingram & Assoc. 1306 Nueces 476-2673 HydePark Oaks ~a LAST CHANCE. TO BUY A CONDOMINIUM NOW AND MOVE IN IN AUGUST From $34,950 with 5% down M arketed In P A H S M K I S I . E R — j S O T 1 o u r r a 4f\ 3 8 5 - 5 8 4 0 I $ 9 9 5 MOVES YOU IN! w ith o ur new ' f a s k p u r c h a s e p r o g r a m ■ 1 m « 182 1 K. R iv e r s id e 1 C C O N D O M IN IU M S ) a t i l t •• Detail.-' Som e things never change And stylish living is one of them At Hyde Park O aks, we offer you Style & Convenience with every unit we sell. And until May 16th when you visit Hyde Park O aks you can register to win a Honda E x p re ss. Located at 114 E a s t 31st Street you are only a a short walk and only 3 m inutes from cam pus. Hyde P ark O aks condom inium s, in the h eart of the legendary Austin neighborhood is surrounded by a quiet com m unity of wide avenues, beautifully restored homes, and graceful Oak trees. Sum m ertim e will be terrific with cam pus and shopping at nearby Highland Mall very accessib le and convenient on your NEW M O PED Your condominium home includes such expected luxuries in living a r e a s Iika rom antic ceiling fans and corner fireplaces. Special touches such a s parquet wood floors in the kitchens, and quality kitchen appli­ an ces including a modern range and m icrow ave. F o r practical enjoy­ ment there is a Whirlpool Tub on a sunny redwood lounging deck which invites easy-going relaxation And each unit is equipped with a stack- abh w asher dryer combination, decks and privacy-fenced patios. 95% Financing at Below Market Rates 1 & 2 bedrooms from $57,950-$83,950 114 E. 31st Street 474-1761 ass Viewpoint Apts. 2 5 1 8 Leon Summer Leasing Eff. Furn. $210 1 bdrm. Furn. $325 5 blocks to campus Pool 4 7 8 - 9 2 8 2 SAN GABRIEL SQUARE Sum m er Rates ALL BILLS PAID • Efficiency $ 1 9 0 • 1BR $ 2 6 0 - 2 9 0 • S m all 2BR $ 2 6 0 • S h u ttle or w a lk to cam pus • Furnished 2212 San Gabriel \ m \ SOUTH SHORE • C o n v e n ie n t for UT s tudents • Easy access to IH 3 5 ■ Lake v ie w s • Close to res ta u ra n ts , shop pin g • B u ilt-in d re s s e r/v a n ity • C a rp e tin g w a ll to w a ll • W a ll to w a ll closets G a s , W a te r a n d C a b le P A ID 300 E. Riverside Dr. 4 4 4 - 3 3 3 7 H arry G illingw ater M anagem ent Co. • 1 BR Furn. $240 • 2 BR Furn. $300 • Shuttle 2 Blks. • Nice Pool — Patio • Fall Leasing Too 3815 G uadalupe 451-2621 Circle Villa Apts. Sum m er Special 1 BR $215 Unf. Plus E. 1 BR $245 furn. Plus E. 2 BR $270 Unf. Plus E. Shuttle Bus 2323 Town Lokc Circle 442-4967 La Canada Apts. — Summer Rates • All Bills Paid • 1 BR Furn. $300 • 2 BR Furn. $360 • Nice Pool - Patio • Walk to Campus 1 3 0 0 W . 2 4 478-2087 ★★★★★★★★★★★**★★★ * ESTRADA J •k Preleasing for S u m m e r * E 2 & 3 b e d r o o m s * O n S h u ttle S p e c ia l S u m m e r R a tes $235-475 ♦ ♦ * * * * 442-6668 * * 1 801 S. Lakeshore * ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ * ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ * I III I I I I I I I I I I — Tanglewood North Apartments S um m er Specials — We Pay All Your Air Conditioning 1 Bedroom Furnished $ 2 6 0 - $ 2 8 0 2 Bedroom Furnished $ 3 5 0 - $ 3 6 0 Shuttle Bus at your Front Door A lso S ig n in g F a ll Leases N o w 1 0 2 0 E. 4 5 th 4 5 2 - 0 0 6 0 1 I I I I I I I I I I I J A p a r t m e n t , Selector®’ Fee Paid By Apartment Owner 1 BY Lo CATION~1 Central 474-6357 3507 N interregtona North 451-2223 860 1-B Burnet Road “Our Pro*ess.onai Service ¿isc nckxte Houses jndotr -¡urr, anj South 441-22 77 ■'verstde in a '>ii'San< »■ ot I T P rices starting in low Ill’s I r a i m e ' 1 A. J in < 1 r i i x i i r . . o i >, t i nt m i ) ''♦ f ' l i l t . - t r i l l M i l : 1 M l ! -I - W 1-ti. ' -it \ r t f M a r k e t e d b y : Linda In g ram U l M T h 1 >*Mi \ I7 tilb 7 i f " ,,h y i Í J i ) C j 1 ^ / s - / * I / Ith K, LOOK NO FURTHER — N o w Leasing for Sum m er and Fall — S um m er Rates N o w A v a ila b le — W e Know and H ave W h a t You're Looking For THE WINFL0 808 Winflo Furn. Efficiencies 4 8 0 -9 7 3 2 f f . m THE HALLMARK 7M w. 34th Furn. 1 bedroom 452-0561 sJ > a * 0 / 1115 W. 9th Furnished Efficiencies CHIMNEY SWEEP 105 W. 3817 Fum. EH., 1 ft 2 bedrooms THREE ELMS 400 w. 35th Unfum. 1 ft 2 bedrooms 4 8 0 -9 7 3 2 4 5 4 -2 3 3 9 451-3941 CASTLE ARMS 3121 Spealway u i m »— 4 7 7 -3 2 1 0 — All Complexes SHORT WALKS to and from Shuttle Routes— Professionally M a n a g e d by JLD Investments, Inc. LEASING FOR SUMMER & FALL! SUMMER RATES • 1 , 2 . 3 5 B edroom s • L ighted Tonnis Courts • S h u ttle Bus S top • Security Service • City T ran sp orto fio n • PooU ide Icem ak er • P o oU id * R eii r o o —! ! ■ J1 - — Exercise Rooms S a u n a s • P u ttin g Greer» * 2 Pools - 1 la rg o 1 h u g e • Furn U n fu rn • W a i k - i n Closets r i 2101 Burton Dr 447-4130 Page 14 □ THE DAILY TEXAN □ Monday, May 3, 1982 ROOMS ROOMS FOR SALE FURNISHED APARTMENTS FURNISHED APARTMENTS TYPING Musical-For Sole B O O TLE G S A N D 60's album s at Alien Nation Records; 307 E a s t F ifth ; T hu rs­ day, F rid a y , S a turda y 472-3058. LE S P A U L Clean G oid top w ith D im a r zio pickups. Sell w ith hardshell case. $450. C all 473-8785 Todd. location A M S T E R P IA N O T iarn , new 1806 San Antonio. D iscount - 50% strings, 20% harm onicas, 30% instrum ents. Re­ corders, recorder m usic, penny w his­ tles, exotic instrum ents. 478-8887 II g u ita r. Brand G IB S O N F L Y IN G V new, w alnut, w ith case P ric e negoti­ able. 452-4690 __ _ FO R S A LE alto saxophone. E x cellent condition w ith case and excessories. $250 C all Joseph, Bob 447-6281. G O IN G TO A u s tra lia . M u s t sell Fender Jazz Bass (S450) and Peavey Bass Com ­ bo am p (*350), or both for S750. Call Cris a» 478-9543 Pets-For Sale and V E R Y A F F E C T IO N A T E loving home. w hite fem a le cat needs Spade, litte r tra in e d . F re e to good home P at 478-5588 gray OWNER F IN A N C IN G 2BR 2BA new condom inium s w ith in w alking distance of the u n ive rsity. Q uiet street, sm all com plex. For in fo rm a tio n call 474-5430, or a fte r 5; 00 346-3665. OPEN HOUSE Sun. 2-6, d a ily by appt. C ASW ELL PLACE L U X U R Y CONDOS 44th St. at Caswell A ve., 1 block west of Red R iv e r. Furnished m odel. 9.9% F I ­ N A N C IN G , L E A S E /P U R C H A S E O P ­ T IO N A VA I L A B L E 477-0929. Hom«*-For Sale N E A R U T , 1727 G iles. 3-116, C A /C H , $52,500, hardw ood s, ow ner financing 327-0713, 327-4801 tre e s , g a ra g e $1,850 F H A Assum ption. 14x60 1980 Red­ mond m obile home 2 beds, 1 bath, spa­ cious living area. B ay window, dining area Low paym ents C all Jean, leave m essage. 478-8562. D U P L E X E S A V A IL A B L E Condos are nice duplexes, a re econom ical. I special­ ize and can help you find the rig h t prop­ erty Some under $8,000 down Now is the tim e. Call Scott Kennedy. Texas In ­ come P ro p erty 479-0505, 454-7556. Condot-For Sale A L L B R IC K w ith no com m on walls in Lu x u ry one bedroom near M opac Northw est Hills O w n er-b ro ker M a ry N u nnally, 345-2071. interest PO O L S ID E 1BR condo. No close out! U n b elieva b le financing, ex­ cellent student location, you own it free and clear in 5 years. Call J im E llio tt, 451-8178. O w ner-agen t. H Y D E P A R K - L a rg e condo, ap p ro xi­ m ate ly 700 sq. ft. E x c e lle n t condition, fan, m in i-blinds, m icro w ave, ceiling built-in study. D esig ner touches. Hot tub and sundeck as bonus Below m a rk e t f i­ nancing. $47,500 C all D O U G R O S T E D T , B roker. 480-8273 t a r r y T O W N G R E E N . 2 bedroom con- dos in the $60's and $70's. On shuttle. Coming in Su m m er. Call Ann Brooke, 477-4984 H e ag erty Co. R ealtors, 458- 3531. TH E ELM S 2 8 1 0 N ueces ★ O NLY I U N IT LEFT ★ 1 bedroom priced at $ 5 8 ,5 0 0 A c a lla b le f o r O c c u p a n c y N o w ! N O 105 O P E N D A IL Y 11-6 M a r k e t e d b y L in d a I n g r a m & A aaoc. 1306 N ue ces 4 7 6 - 2 6 7 3 Ticket*-For Sale CLA SH , C H A R L IE D aniels Band. Fro n t and fifth row All fro nt floor. Reasonable prices. C ra ig 474-5837. Miscellaneous-For Sale C H IN E S E SHOES-W oks, natu ral soaps, lib e rta ria n books, science fiction, used books P A C IF IC S U N R IS E , 1712 S. Con­ gress. 441-4565. jew elry F IN E S T A M E R IC A N plus 2,500 gifts, re ta il and wholesale. Nelson's G ifts, 4502 S. Congress, 444- 3814 In d ian M E X IC A N D R E S S E S Reg , sun, and long sleeve. Tight em b ro id e ry . S45-S55. C all D ick, 477-6620. l a w BOOKS - Annotated A L R Second Series, A L R - Fed, A M - Jur's, Shep­ pards US Citations, other m isc. law pub­ lications. M a k e offer. 445-6629. A N T IQ U E T A B L E , oak drop leaf, great for studying, $150. 442-3246 4-6 p.m . only. FO R S A LE 25" M ag n av o x console color TV with m atching stand $65. 327-4290. Y A R IN G 'S S IZ E 6 bronze and leather sandals, w orn once, don 't fit m e proper­ ly. 445-6186. IB M E X E C U T IV E ty p e w rite r, carbon in good condition. ribbon, elite type, $175. 471-5522. A R M Y RO TC gradu ates O fficers dress blues and greens H and tailored. 255- 3817. T R U C K L I N E A N D R A I L R O A D S A L V A G E Shipm ent just a rriv e d , student's desks and chairs. Also a v a ila b le , dinettes, lo v e s e a ts , h id e -a -b e d s , sofas an d dressers, chests, tables, bedding, and lots m ore. E x cellen t values. Please com e and browse 702 Shady Lane 385-2673 10-6 Tues.-Sat. ROOM AND BOARD • t h , t a u a 7(7 0 8 874-8008 SUMMER RATES May 31 - August 14: Double Occupancy $380 Private Room $500 5 % Discount for Full Payment by M ay 31 2505 Longview Austin, Texas 78705 512/472-0100 MOW PRELEASING FOR THE SUMMER -PRIVATE ROOM- -ALL BILLS PA IO - MOVE I INI: MAY 3 0 MOVE OUT:AUG 14 S 5 0 0 ALL SUMM ER ! ! $ 4 5 0 IF PRELEASED BEFORE M A Y 1 ROOM AND BOARD ■ ROOM AND BOARD M A D IS O N HOUSE 709 W. 22nd St. Austin, Texas 78705 —Summer Rates — * Double Occupancy 6 wks. $438 * Includes meals, m aid service, and parking May 30-August 14 478-9891 ( 30N T E S S & Quiet Accommodations for Summer Sessions 15 meals per week, parking, maid service, sw im m ing pool, study rooms, color TV, all ac­ commodations are private rooms. Ideal for graduate students & professors too! $525 per session 2706 Nueces 477-9766 r j l t e C a s t i d i a n 2323 San Antonio Streat Austin, Texas 78706 DROP IN ■ ■ ■ Double Occupancy $ 3 5 8 per session Single Occupancy $ 5 0 5 pe r session AND STAY AWHILE THIS SUMMER! Phone 478-9811 for more information N E A R S H U T T L E bus. 9th and W in flo E x cep tio n ally nice IB R 's startin g $275 plus bills, lease. 477-4609. F E M A L E N E E D E D to share 2B R apt. N orth Austin. S185, Vi E. A v a ila b le end of M a y . C a ll Teresa 346-2053. C O M F O R T A B L E H OM E L I V I N G living? L ike home- L ik e com fortable cooked m eals? U T g ra d u a te student has the furnished T O W N H O U S E w ith all fa m ily living atm osphere and com forts. Located south of R iversid e in prim e site I-35. U T Bus of Austin Vj m ile fro m Route. L arge sw im m in g pool, two tennis courts, and Club House w ith large party room Tw o m eals a day provided M on­ day through S a turday. All bills paid ex­ cept long distance telephone calls. Now subleasing fro m M a y 30, 1982 to M a y 30, 1983 W ill consider S u m m er 1982, Fall 1982 or Spring 1983 only. P re fe r m ature students, m ale or fe m a le , nonsmokers. Advanced deposit re q u ired Shown by If vou a re seriously app oin tm ent only. "■'ernsted, call Jam es at 471-7976 any­ tim e. If no answer, keep try in g . S U M M E R SAVER Spacious e ffic ie n c y S170 plus elec. Enclave Apts. 4204 Speedway 452-2239 W A R W IC K A P A R T M E N T S Now leasing for su m m er and 12 mos. F u lly furnished efficien cies and IB R 's plus ceiling fans, in garden lik e setting w ith pool and sundeck W a lk in g distance to cam pus. 2907 W est A ve No 201 - PH 477-1630 11-12 and a fte r 5:00 1 B E D R O O M $229 Close to cam pus and shuttle, b ea utifully paneled, carpeted and draped Built-in book shelves, large bedroom w ith w alk- in closet, CA CH, w a te r and gas paid. 4307 Ave A 459-1571 C entral P ro p erties Inc. 451-6533 1 B E D R O O M $239 In Hyde P a rk on shuttle L a rg e pool, ful ly carpeted and draped. L a rg e bedroom w ith w alk-in closet. All b u ilt-in kitchen C A /C H , w a te r paid. 4209 Speedw ay. 458- 2367 C e ntral P ro p e rtie s Inc. 451-6533 A L L BILLS P A ID E F F IC IE N C IE S $249 H yde P a rk . Close to cam pu s and shuttle, pool, fu lly carpeted and draped, beauti­ fu lly paneled, all b u ilt-in kitchen, C A / CH, 4000 Ave A. 458-4511. C entral P ro p erties Inc. 451 6533 E F F IC IE N C IE S $249 A L L BILLS P A ID Close to cam pus and shuttle, pool, beau­ tifu lly paneled and d raped All built-in kitchen, C A /C H , 4206 Ave. A. 451-6966. C e ntral P ro p erties Inc. 451-6533 1 AND 2 BEDR OO M $240-$300 Close to cam pus and shuttle, pool, fully paneled, carpeted and draped, a ll built- in kitchen, C A /C H , la rg e bedroom with w a lk -in closet. W a te r and gas paid 4200 Ave. A 451-6966. C entral P ro p erties Inc. 451-6533 1 B EDR O O M $225 V e ry close to cam pus and shuttle, sm all q u iet com plex. L a rg e bedroom with in closet queen sized bed and w alk B u ilt-in kitchen, C A /C H , w a te r paid. 202 E 32nd St 474-4518 C entral P rop erties Inc 451-4533 S U M M E R RATES W A LK TO CAM PUS OR S H U TTLE BUS 1 bedroom , 1 bath, shag carpet, C A /C H A C T 111 4312 Speedw ay 453-0540 A C T IV 3311 Red R iv e r 474-8125 A C T V I 2801 H e m p h ill 476-0411 A C T V I I I 2808 W h itis 474-5650 A C T IX 2803 H e m p h ill 476-0411 A C T X 301 W . 29th 474-5650 Th ree Oaks 409 W . 38th 453-3383 Pecan Square 506 W . 37th 459-1597 W esterner 2806 H e m p h ill 472-0649 2711 & 2721 H e m p h ill 472-0649 Ed Padgett Co. 454-4621 $185-3200 Plus E S u m m er rates. We a re looking fo r quiet, conscientious, nonsm oking students in­ terested large efficien cy. 2 loca­ tions. W est c a m p u s /H y d e P a rk . C A /C H , lau ndry, dead bolts. 458-2488. in a $2 25-5265 F O U N T A IN T E R R A C E A P T S Now preleasing fo r su m m er. L a rg e 1BR apt. furnished, w a lk -in clo­ to w all carp e t, cable TV , sets, w all sw im m in g pool, sm oke detectors and ceiling fans W a te r and gas paid W a lk ­ ing distance to U T. No pets. 610 W . 30th Apt. 134, M a n a g e r 477-8858 472-3812 3000 G U A D A L U P E P L A C E S U M M E R R A T ES 1 bedroom , 1 bath condom inium s. Ceil­ ing fans. S300/month. ED P A D G E T T CO. 454-4621 LE AS IN G FOR SUM M ER 108 PLACE F U R N IS H E D E F F IC IE N C Y A P A R T M E N T S • disposal, dishw asher • sw im m in g pool • patio barbeque • individu al storage • bookshelves • "z block to shuttle bus • cable TV furm shed • laundry facilities • resident m anag er S 230/M O N TH P L U S E 108 W . 45th 452-1419 453-2771 LOW SU M M ER RATES F g rn . 1BR near U T , shopping and shut­ tle P riv a te patio, $210 plus E . 453-9685 or 453-0298 a n y tim e on weekends, after 4 :30 M -F ACT V II 4303 D U V A L LOW SU M M ER RATES large, w ell-lit efficiencies near F u rn ., UT and shuflle, dishw asher and w alk-in closets Some with p riv a te patio, s i90 plus E 451-5586 or 453 0298 Bee H ive Apts, 4209 Ave B 32nd at IH35 Avalon Apts. Sum m er Rates Efficiency-$185 1BR $210 2BR 2BA-S300 P releasing fo r sum m er On P rem ise L au n d ry W alk U T 472-7604 JUST BRING A SUITCASE larg e 1 bedroom A ntique furnishings, fuMy equipped studio condo in N W Hills 10 m m utes fro m U T or downtown Beau tifu l view and sparkling pool $600-5700' m onth A v ailable now B roker owner C h eryl F u lle r 476-26/J or 346 4777 O L D M A IN A p artm ents, 25th and P e arl 1BR, efficiencies Four blocks UT, shut­ tle, cable, pool. 476-5109. for 2, older W A L K U T. D uplex apt home. Su m m er $350 w ithout AC, $400 w ith AC 507 W 18th 478-3795. S U M M E R R A T E S now or s u m m er re n t­ ing. W alk to cam pus. L arg e efficiencies. 2BR-2BA efficiencies Shuttle and city bus, pool, furnished or unfurnished. 472- 2147. _ _ _ UNFURN. APARTMENTS A S S O R T M E N T A nticipated Vacancies- Rooms $125-S150 E fficiencies - $195 $225 1 Bedroom - $250 3 Bedroom s - $450 All west of cam pus in older buildings. None m odern, al! or part utilities paid In fo rm atio n 2-4 Pets-no, references-yes p m O N L Y . Jack Jennings 474-6897 Con­ solidated R ealty. "e f f i c i e n c i e s f o r f a l l S325 A L L B ILLS P A ID N ew ly decorated Riverside area New carpet, drapes, fresh paint, color coordi­ fence w ith au tom atic nated, security c a rd o p e ra te d g a te s . B e a u t if u lly landscaped. 2 pools, gas lights. On shut­ tle route. Ri ver Hol low Apts. 2510 E lm ont 441-3042 P R E L E A S IN G F O R sum m er e ffic ie n ­ cies. $175 plus E, IB R s $200 plus E 5101 E vans Call m an ag er 467-2469 The E l­ lio tt System, 451-8178. P R E L E A S E S U M M E R and fa ll/ 1 and 2 bedrooms. Su m m er rates Shuttle bus. M eis ier Properties, 443-2212. 1 A N D 2 bedrooms, new re frig e ra to r, stove, carpet, etc., near cam pus on IF shuttle Gas, w ater, cable paid. $225 plus E, $450 plus E 478-6148. P R E L E A S IN G F O R sum m er and fall. Furnished and unfurnished. 1 and 2 bed­ rooms. Shuttle 443-0051. SP A C IO U S E F F IC IE N C IE S and I bed~- rooms. $225-260 plus E. Conveniently lo­ cated near shuttle in nice com plex. 451- 4206, 442-4076 O L D H O U S E tri-p le x . IB R units. Spa­ cious, AC. Sum m er rates $275 plus u tili­ ties 1102 W , 6th. C a ll for appointm ent, 472-2273. C E N T R A L L Y L O C A T E D N E W LU XU~ R Y C O N D O M IN IU M N E A R H A N C O C K C E N T E R . E ffic ie n c y , 1 or 2 bedrooms, appliances, C A /C H , W /D connections, carpet, fireplace, larg e trees. Adequate ____ storage. S335-S375-S425 345-9643. laundry, shuttle. 2-1 Vi fireplace, pool, $365 plus E ., $410 fa ll. A v a ila b le M a y 1. 2606 E n fie ld 474-5930__________________ ■ N E A R LA W school - on shuttle, large IB R in sm all quiet com plex. A v a ila b le M a y 1. $260 plus E. 442-4076, 474-1240. S U M M E R, 1 "and 2 bedroom , 1-1 $300 A B P 2-1 Vi $365 plus E or $390 AB P. Pool, laundry, shuttle. 2606 E n fie ld . 474- 5930.__________ _________________________ N E W L Y R E F IN IS H E D 3BR ap a rtm e n t a v a ila b le now through e n tire sum m er O nly 3 blocks fro m U T cam pus. $550 A B P . How ell P rop erties, 477-9925. L U X U R Y C O N D O M IN IU M efficiency Gas, w a te r, cable paid. 1111 W est 10th. A v a ila b le M a y 15 $275 plus E . Call 474- 5820 a fte r six or 478-6181. B A R T O N S P R IN G S , UT, patio, ¡acuzzi plus m ore, own room in condo, m ust rent for sum m er. $200 or best offer M ik e 477-1675. IB R ap a rtm e n t in U T area L A R G E a v a ila b le M a y 1 W alk-in closet, pool, laundry room , cab le covered p arking, IF shuttle $260 plus E for M a y , $205 plus E for su m m er. 453-8148. FO R R E N T - 2 bedroom , 1 bath, good location 451-8890 H E A T E D O U T D O O R SWI M M IN G . G i- an t pool: About 2000 sq. ft. and 85' F. R iv e r Woods Apts. 1007 S. Congress, 441 - 8314. / S U M M E R S U B L E T Spacious ” ! b r Z pool, AC, quiet. $250 plus E. Furnished possible. Cali M a rc , Ju lie 452-5163. L U X U R Y IB R 1BA condo, th re e blocks fro m cam pus. C elling fans, balcony, all appliances, $325/m onth. E x c e lle n t con­ dition. 477-4113. $2457 N E W E F F IC IE N C Y ^ C O N D O , m onth. Includes re frig e ra to r, paid heat. C entral a ir . 111! W. 10th. 346-2000 or 478- 5982 _ É L P A L M IT O condo, b ea u tifu lly deco­ rated 1*1, fu lly applianced w ith w asher and d ry e r, ceiling fan, fire p la c e , w in ­ throughout. A v a ila b le dow coverings June 1 $600. Janice W itt, 454-6530, 458- 4155. - -_______ . l P R E L E A S IN G F O R June 1. É xt7a nice IB R 's , $245-1250 plus E . Conveniently lo­ cated in quiet com plex near shuttle and shopping. 441-8365, 442-4076. lease/pur-’ N O R T H W E S T C O N D O for chase, S500/month 2B R 2BA. Call 345- 1166 or 255-1177. S T A Y IN G FO R su m m er school? Let rig ht H a b ita t H unters ap a rtm e n t for su m m er and fa ll. A fre e service. 474-1532. find you the U T A R E A . W alk or ride shuttle, nice IB R , new carpet and paint, appliances, C A /C H , extras, $235 plus E. 1801 M anor 474-2700. 928-0534 ......................... • • MR e o m m a t * In c . W hen y o u need a ro o m m a te in a h u r r y c a ll th e p ro fe ttio n a l» , 4 9 2 - 0 4 2 0 F E M A L E N O N S M O K IN G re a lly nice 2 bedroom , 1 bath close tu CR and IF shuttle Call a fte r 6.00, 4!H 7863. _ for H O U S E M A T E W A N T E D , C la rk s v ille 3- 1 on M S M ust have sailboat, hot tub, and condo in Aspen. 474-0159. £ 1 / H O U S E M A T E W A N T E D ” M / F . fenced ya rd , C A /C H , cable, H B O , share u tilities 837-6831, keep trying , evenings best. for F E M A L E R O O M M A T E w anted sum m er $187.50 per m onth. C all 478 8744 for info Ask fo r Julie. G R A D 'U P P E R C L A S S housem ate w a n t­ ed for sum m er. One bedroom of 2 B R / 2 ! -B A townhouse, N orthw est off M opac quiet, C om p letely co m fo rta b le $2t5/m o n th plus Vi bills Call Paul, 346-2213. L eave m essage furnished, room y R O O M M A T E : F E M A L E 8 a r to n Springs area Three bedroom duplex $165 plus VS utilities. Call evenings 443- 0275.______________________________ _____ F E M A L E R O O M M A T E Share country estate In town on 2 acres Y o u r room ­ m ates a re clean and fun. S185 892-3569 F A L L R O O M M A T E for 1B R T B A apt. at 1010 W 23rd At m ost, $190 each AB P Ask for M ik e Sutter at 478-7673. H Y D E P A R K a re a fem a le housem ate wanted sum m er only. Furnished bed room, nonsm oker $125/m onth plus bills, deposit 451-0774 F E M A L E R O O M M A T ^ w anted sum ­ m er June l-A ug 31. $158 34, VS bills E n ­ field Rd 471-4311 ext 31, a fte r 6:00 p.m . 477-9067. _________________ H O U S E M A T E N E E D E D (q u iet, respon in b ea u tifu l, spacious, N E W sible) house, June 1 15 m in . N on 1-35 N W Aus­ tin. $185-$205 plus 'A bills. C all Doug 837 3632 evenings. R E S P O N S IB L E F E M A L E (nonsm oker) needed to share furnished 2B R-2BA con­ d om inium WC route starting fa ll. Laun­ d ry fac ilitie s , sw im m in g pool, piano, and pleasant atm osphere a v a ila b le Call ___ Poe 478-3394, 6-9 p .m . D U P L E X E R shuttle, nonsmoking, stu­ dious env iro n m en t F a c u l’ y, grad u ate student p re fe rre d . 478-3668 m essage 442- 2188 454-2997 for sum ­ F E M A L E FO R 2B R furn. apt $125/m onth m e r and or fall spring A B P . C olor TV, laundry, four blocks to cam pus. C a ll 478-6315. F E M A L E R O O M M A T E wanted June 1. $158 34, > bills E n fie ld Rd 471-4311 ext. 31. A fte r 6 OOp m 477-9067 FO R F A L L sem ester F e m a le to share spacious, w ell-kept, 2-1 duplex with beautiful view Studious Out fun-iovm g person p re fe rre d M u st be neat. M ust know by M a y 14th O ft 38'? $187 Leave message 454-2835. F E M A l E N O N S M O K E r T o sublet "a of 2BR 2BA apt on shuttle. Call 444 3869 F E M A L E R O O M M A T E needed by M ay 1st or la te r $100, 'A bills. House Hyde P a rk 453-7443 Share beautiful C O U N T R Y S T Y L E tennis, billiard s, garden, home, pool, etc. N e a r M opac South F u lly furnished $220 m onth. Can Stephen or John, 892- 3665. FO R S U M M E R wanted to share house near IF shuttle $180 plus bills. 458 2795._________________ F e m a le room m ate L IB E R A L F E M A L E ro om m ate needed to share lovely and unique 2 bedroom fro m campus. A v ailab le house 10 m in June 1 477-2729 M A R K T W A IN W a lk to cam pus. Sm all, quiet, a ttra c tiv e ly designed com plex lB R s -lB A s v a rie ty ; balconies, vaulted ceilings, firep lace S u m m er rates $265 305 plus E Jack 451-8122 W estw orld Real Estate. D U V A L V IL L A , 1 and 2B R, preleasing now fo r sum m er and special rates. D is­ count on fa ll leases if leased fo r sum ­ m e r. Shuttle, pool, convenient location. 4305 D u val, 451-2343 G R Í1 A T L O C A T IO N One block to Law School. Clean, larg e 2-2. Sundeck, pool lease, $450. 2900 Special 12 month Swisher. 477-3388 2BR $450 plus bills; room $185 A B P ; C a rria g e house fo r two $450 A B P ; 1902 Nueces. 478-3795 1 B E D R O O M . New re frig e ra to r, stove, carpet, etc., near cam pus on IF shuttle. Gas, w a te r, cable paid. $225 plus E. 478- 6148 5 BLO C KS W ES T U T . E ffic ie n c y . P a n ­ eled living room , kitchen, stove, gas, re ­ laundry, closet, frig e ra to r, w alk-in In q u ire Red Oak cable, $210 plus E. A p artm en ts. 2104 San G a b rie l, 476-7916 302 W 38th, efficiencies and 1-2 bed­ rooms, la rg e com plex w ith low su m m er rates. Pool, all a p p ’ iances. Nice co m m u ­ nity. 453-4002 S U M M E R R A T E S . 2200 Nueces. 1 and 2BR'S. S220-S275. Pool. 479-8175._________ S U M M E R L E A S IN G : 2800 Rio G rande, 1BR and efficiencies. $210. 477-8533. 2502 ’ Nueces S U M M E R S P E C IA L S Brow nlee E fficiencies. $175 A B P . 478 1532 FO R L E A S E : 3000 G uadalupe P lace Condos. Summ er-$315 m onth. C all Bill K , 478-1500. FO R S U M M E R R E N T new west c a m ­ pus condom inium . L a rg e 2 story, 2BR, 2BA $600. m onth. Phone (214)350-2580. S U M M E R S U B L E T /" s in g le efficiency. F o r June, July, August Low electric. Rent negotiable. F u ll kitchen, plenty of closet space, nice furnishings. Call Bill _________ __________ 452-3819. S U P E R S U M M E R A P A R T M E N T re ­ duced rent, furnished, pool, across fro m Hancock Center, shuttle. Studio 2BR. P aula 478-7012, Nancy 477-9919. S K A N S E N A P A R T M E N T S , A lpine de­ sign, 1-1, patios, balconies, ceiling fans, s u m m e r leasing fro m $245-5285 plus E. 4205 Speedw ay 453-4784, leave m essage. S U M M E R S T U D E N T S June-A ug. Lu x u ­ r y condo. W alk to cam pus. 2 8 R 2BA, Ideal pool, hot tub. $450/m o. plus elec for 3 or 4 people. C a ll M a r k 474-9820. S M A L L E F F IC IE N C Y fro m cam pus over co n tract. C all 478-2601. ¡0 m lr T w alk 5 2 1 5 /m o n th A B P . T ak e W A L K - U T , a ttra c tiv e 1-1, C A /C H , dish­ w asher, disposal, carpet, nice, ap p li­ ances, pool, congenial en vironm ent. 478- 3303, 452-0779. _ _ O N E B L O C K fro m U T cam pus, 205 W 20th. Room s and efficiencies, A B P A v a ila b le June 1. 397-2587, M -F , 8am - 5pm. R O O M Y PO OLS ID E e fficien cy; on shut­ tle; across fro m Hancock C enter, sum lease. $295 A B P negotiable. 479- m er 0246. _ ^ _ TW O B E D R O O M , one bath for sum m er located on 41st and Red R iver Contact V a le rie 477-5136 or Sonia 474-8474. IB R nicely 7ur- S U M M E R S U B L E T nlshed. Pool, AC, dishw asher, m i­ crow ave, cable T V . All linens, dishes, etc. L au n d ry room , barbeques, am p le parking, quiet building. E n field , d ire c tly on shuttle. M a y 20th-August 20fh, dates negotiable $285 plus E, or best offer. C a ll 474-8108. G IR L S , T H IS Is it! W e a re now accept­ ing group applications for the p resti­ gious Spruce House for the '82 '83 school y ea r. A ccom m odates 12-13 g irls In the finest location west of U T cam pus. C all leasing H ow ell P ro p erties 477-9925 for details. A fte r hours, M rs . Behne 345- 2099, or M r . W ilson 2 8 2 - 1 3 0 1 . _____ S U B L E A S E 2-1 furnished studio, AB P, sm all com plex, pool, shuttle. $450 mo. C all 479-6547 for in fo rm atio n . S U B L E A S IN G 2 8 R 2BA to r’ sum m er G re a t Oak A p artm en ts, 26th at Red R iv ­ e r. $450 plus E, 5 m inutes law school. 471-5710, 477-9744. S Ü M M E R A P A R T M E N T CR shuttle/ across fro m Hancock Center, 2B R, 1BA, furnished, all bills paid. 474-1979, 478- _ _ ______ 8199,474-6033. 4 BLO C KS west U T . E ffic ie n c y , paneled living room , kitchen, stove (g as), refrig - erato r, lau ndry. In q u ire Red O ak, 2104 San G a b rie l. $180 plus E . 476-7916. H Y D E P A R K 1BR a p a rtm e n t, su m m er rates $230 plus E N ew carp e t, ceiling fan, pool, quiet neighborhood. C all 451- 9444 a fte r 5 p.m . and on weekends. E F F I C I E N CY SU B L E T Reduc ed r ent for s u m m er. Also a v a ila b le fa ll. Quiet, clean 453 5442, 472 5719 I M M E D IA T E L Y 1 B R . A V A IL A B L E IF shuttle. $189.50 3408 Speedw ay. On plus E. Clean, w alk-in closet, q u iet. 476- 9546/454-6449. S U B L E A S E F U R N IS H E D apt for sum ­ $390 m er. Salado Apts. m onth Close to cam pus. 477-2649. 2 B R /2 B A . A P A R T M E N T A V A IL A B L E M a y 1st. Across fro m law school. S250 plus Call 472-5737 C LO S E T O cam pus: Larg e , quiet a p a rt­ m ent. S u m m er sublet. Please call 479- 8814. R O O M Y lU tB R studio. W lndsong sum ­ m e r sublease. E liza b eth , 2 blks. fro m cam pus $280, u tilitie s . M r . S ta rk e y 477- 4282. S U B L E A S E FO R su m m er. N ice furnished, w alking distance UT, negotiable. C all Ph ii 477-1105, 478-9891. IB R rent 5 A N D P I P E R A P A R T M E N T 2 B R 2 B A / AC, pool, sundeck, near cam pus. 477- 9636, 474-4877. M U S T S U B L E T for su m m er St M o ritz apt. 3 blocks west cam pus. 2B R , 1BA, pool. C a ll K a re n 477-7453. N E W P A R A P E T condom inium , fu r ­ nished, for su m m er ren t. Choice u n iv e r­ sity location Rio G ra n d e and 28th. 2BR, 2 bath S500/month 476-4985. S U M M E R S U B L E A S E C a m in o Real Apts 2BR G re a t location co m fo rta b le , furnished. Call D a vid 478-6896 C A M IN Ó R E A L , subleasing for sum ­ m er, 2 bedroom , 2 bath, w alkin g dis­ tance to U T , negotiable rent. C a ll N ate 479 6680.________________________________ 2BR, 2BA condo, 2 p arking spaces, 3 for 3. S u m m er blocks cam pus, ideal $600/m onth K athleen M eece 458-1213, C hip 474-2827. ap a rtm e n t S U B L E A S IN G $1050 plus E for su m m er or $350/m onth. Steve 479-6680 2BR 2BA A L L B IL L S paid. Studio 3B R, 2BA, pool, su m m er only on CR shuttle 478-9077, 479-6548, 479-654Í C E N T U R Y S Q U A R E spacious 2B R / IB A , CR shuttle. All bills paid. Sublease for sum m er. 474-2243, 479 6578. T E N M IN U T E S fro m the tow er. L arg e furnished efficiency in sm all com plex SI90-S215. Leasing fo r su m m er C all 477- 6052. ______________________________ W A L K U T , sum m er only, 2-1, C A /C H , dishw asher, disposal, cable, pool, ¡aun d ry , pleasant en vironm ent 452-0779, 478* 3303 4 BLO C K S U T, fa ll/s p rin g only. A t t r a c ­ tiv e 1-1, CA CH, d is h w a s h e r disposal, c o n g e n ia l a tm o s p h e re . 452-0779, 478- 3303 S U M M E R S U B L E T 2-Tst. M o ritz a p t 3 blocks fro m cam pus Furnished b e a u ti­ fully C eJm g fan. cable TV pool P rice negotiable 477-3133 S U M M E R 5 U B L E Í IB R , fürnishedT 2 beds, one b'ock fro m law school near corner of 26th and Red R iv e r. $215 plus E plus deposit. 473-2322. F U R N i S H E D G A R A G E a p a rtm e n t/ E m field Exposition a re a . Young profession­ al needs m atu re, quiet, hottest depend­ f u r n is h e d a b le s tu d e n t ap a rtm e n t starting late su m m er or Sep­ tem b er Low rent, '/a u tilities, occasion­ a lly take c a re of dogs, w ate r garden. References required Send personal de­ ta ils to box holder P .O . Box 5669, Aus­ tin, T X 78763 r e n t to S U M M E R O N L Y ! 2-2 W a rw ic k A p a rt­ m ents, W 29th. S380 plus e le c tric ity , w ill negotiate C all M ic h a e l 477-2105 before noon S U B L E A S E F O R su m m er L u x u ry e ffi­ ciency N e a r campus, big w ndows - up In trees. Security, C A /C H , C a ll 479 6348 location, S U M M E R S U B L E T Grea» w a lk or ta k e WC shuttle 2-2, CA, $390 plus E C all 474-4619. 477-7296, 478 7018. S U M M E R O N L Y 2 B R , 2BA $310 3, i E Furnished, E R route, m a le student only 444-5443 E F F IC IE N C IE S $175 plus E, $100 depos­ it S m all, quiet com plex near Hancock Center C onvenient to city and shuttle buses, shopping center, golf course jog­ ging paths, city s w im m in g pool Non- sm okers p re fe rre d C a ll T e r r y 451-4380 9-11 a m o r p.m . ROOMMATES S T U D IO U S , C L E A N , responsible, non­ sm oking doctoral student seeks s im ila r individu al Own room, bathroom Spa­ I m inute SR shuttle. cious 2-2 duplex $170 A v a ila b le 6-1-82. F ra n k 447-9320. 2-1 spacious F E M A L E , W A L K UT a p a rtm e n t for sum m er. $160 plus 'A E. On WC shuttle. 474-9624 M ich elle. C H r Ts t i a n F E M A L E needed for 2BR apt. s u m m er only. $125/m onth 1 block fro m cam pus. C all M arsh a 458-6971. M A L E G R A D engr. needs roo m m ate to share 2BR 2 bath apt. in Point South Apts, for sum m er/beyond , shuttle, non- sm oker. Call 467-9343 N O N S M O K IN G F E M A L E to share fu r ­ tw o bed ro om d u p le x . AC, nished w a s h e r/d ry e r, new carpet. On Red R iv ­ er, two blocks fro m shuttle No pets M a y 24 August. S180/month plus ’A u tili­ ties C all Janice at 452-4140, 471 4386 L IB E R A L f e m a l e " to share (B R den in South Austin. $150/m onth, no plex lease 444 4875 a fte r 3 Ñ E E D R O Ó M M A ÍE for faTTTgrad "stu­ dent, nonsm oker C arl Johnston, 158 G re e n h ill, San Antonio 78213. room m ates needed. 304 TW O M A L E East 32nd. Furnished $108 plus 'A bills. M ich ael 472-2360 evenings. for F E M A L E R O O M M A T E "needed su m m er an d /o r fa ll, furnished 2BR du­ plex, cable, fenced yard. SR, RC shut­ tles. $170, ’ 2 bills Call 445-5138. TW O F E M A LES for ?BR across NR, stops near lake. $150 elec. M a g g ie 441- 7706, 471-2482 F E M A L E R O O M M A T E wanted"to share 3B R-2BA house behind Z ilk e r P a rk . Phone 444 9808. W A L K TO cam pus! Need fe m a le stu­ dent to share 2B R-2BA furnished a p a rt­ m ent. Pool, m ic ro w ave . C all Holly, 473- 2294. ro om m ate su m m er N E E D F E M A L E and fa ll, V illa Solano, $ i50/m o n th . C all B arb a fte r 5 p.m . 476-063R F E M A L E S H A R E duplex - Own room, U n ive rs ity H ills, fenced yard. $125, u tili­ ties 926-9138 eves. Keep trying. F E M A L E TO share house on IF shuttle. $140 plus 1/5 bills. C all 453-8457._________ M A L E R O O M M A T E needed to share luxury condo at The Point, 1 blk north of 32 & Red R iver. Hot tub, pool, etc. Sum ­ m er or fa ll. Call Scott 452-4596 R O O M M A T F N E E D E D $200/month, u tilities. On shuttle. Call W ill a fte r 9:00 p.m 480-0421. 2BR, 1BA C R O IX - L U X U R Y condo, pool, hot tub, security, near cam pus, 2 m a le room ­ m ates needed. C all 478-7704. N E E D N O N S M O K IN G m ale ro om m ate on or before June 1 for apt. off C am eron Road Sl30/m onth, utilities paid. Call 452-4597 between 6-9 p.m . 1301 W E S T 9 th /S m a ll, newly renovated 2BR. $167.50. M e nonsmoking hetero c a rn iv o re senior R T F . 474-7744. H O U S E M A T E N E E D E D by nonsm ok­ ing g ra d u a te June 1. Roomy 2BR, 41st Ave A, could takeover fall. $162.50. Con­ venient a re a Paul 467-8573. neat, M exican - F E M A L E . C L E A N , A m e ric a n senior and studious seeks a s u m m er ro o m m ate w ith s im ila r c h a ra c ­ teristics to share one bedroom u n fu r­ nished apt. $117 50 month plus E. Non- sm oker. C all 445-6958 Yvonne. N E E D R O O M M A T E to share 2B R, 2BA eith er w hole or half sum m er. Close to cam pus. $180, price negotiable. M ust r e n t' C all 476-3631, 478-1520. F E M A L E , Ñ O N S M O K E R to share nice like house. N ice neighborhood M u st dogs 477-1484; Renee, Cheryl. N O N S M O K I N G R E S P O N S I B L E for F E M A L E R O O M M A T E w anted sum m er and possibly fall. Share 2BR poolside apt. located south - second stop SR shuttle $172.5 0 /re n t and ’/? bills. Call C arolyn at 442-3269. M A L E R O O M M A T E needed N ice house w ith a ll conveniences, shuttle. $155 plus VJ bills. 452-9092.________________________ E N T E R IN G LA W student seeking other M / F en tering law student ro o m m ate for beautiful C la rk s v ille area ap a rtm e n t. $220/m onth plus bills, ava ila b le June 1. C all J im a t 477-4540 a fte r 6 p.m . ROOM AND BOARD S E N S IT IV E E N V IR O N M E N T for S E N S IB L E P E O P L E We provide natu ral foods in a clean, smokeless atm osphere near U T c a m ­ pus. Com e by for dinner and ask about our pool, quiet hours, and coo perative low cost. Openings for lifestyle a ll at w om en still ava ilab le. H O U S E O F C O M M O N S 2610 R IO G R A N D E 476-7905 Quiet h illto p residential neighborhood five blocks fro m campus F ou rteen m em b er coed co o perative house has F E M A L E V A C A N C IE S tor su m m er Low cost housing, v eg eta rian m eals, sundeck on roof. Good com pany, |oln us. Royal fun atm osphere Com e Coop, 1805 P e a rl. 478-0880 D E U T S C H E S H A U S has su m m er and fa ll vacancies for G e rm a n and Spanish speaking students. F o r info rm ation call 477 8865 or com e by for dinner a t 6 p.m . S U M M E R A N D fa ll fem a le vacancies in educational for responsible wom en and coo perative en vironm ent. L au re l House Co-op, 1905 Nueces. 478-0470. S A N D IA H O U S E . June openings. Sm all sem i-veggie co-op, m atu re, lively, close to cam pus 472-6091, 474-2026, 473-8513. UNFURNISHED HOUSES A V A IL A B L E NOW two and three bed­ room older homes, ap a rtm en ts. Call now for 24 hour info rm ation. 452-5979. N O R T H S ID E . O N E b io ckcam p usZ 2-1, fresh paint, hardwood floors, Eastw oods P a rk , $600 2914 B eanna. 441-0646. _ _ H O U S E F O R ren t-3 B R , 2B A, outside door and ceiling fan each bedroom , 802 S L a m a r $450/m o. plus 1 m o deposit. 5 15-8/20 but 2BR a v a ila b le im m e d ia te ­ ly, possibly all next y e a r 471-3164 Chris Gould. N O R T H U T . Nice 3-1 on Brentw ood Stove Fenced yard, trees. No pets $410. 452-4330 noon/nights. W A L K TO U T . L arg e 2-2, dishw asher, appliances, washer d ry e r, CA CH , $595. No pets. 479-6153, 3409 Tom G reen. C E N T R A l L O C A T IO Ñ - 3-1, appliances, firep lace, parqu et floors, fenced, W O connection $525/m onth No pets. 479- 6153, 1717 G iles.________________________ N E A R H IG H L A N D M A L L . Rem odeled 2-1 w ith hardwood floors We a re looking for a conscientious nonsmoking in d iv id ­ ual or couple No pets $400/m onth 458- 2488 G O R G E O U S H IL L top 3BR, 2 8 A a v a il­ able M a y 15 No pets $750/m onth. 444- 9260 N e w ly A V A IL A B L E NOW , 3 blocks fro m Law refinished 2-1, huge School fenced ba' K yard, lots of trees, h a rd ­ wood floors sm all pets ok. Rent negoti­ able Call 458-4155. L A R G E 2BR house in the avenues. C e il­ ing fans, wood floors, re frig e ra to r and stove supplied. Cats and ch ild ren ok. $495. A v a ila b le M a y 1 Roger M a rtin . Consolidated Realty. 474 6897 2BR, 1BA north on Koenig Ln P riv a c y fence, la rg e trees. A v a ila b le M a y 1. A f­ ter 5 p.m 451-1552. A V A IL A B L E NOW 3-2' 2 spacious town- home. Fenced co u rtyard, firep lace, all tennis appliances, fans. Location w ithin courts, ceiling easy access to CR shuttle $650/m onth. R oom m ates ok 458-4155. com m u n ity pool, UNFURNISHED DUPLEXES HARDWOOD FLOORS N e w h f rm m o ritl+ d 1 A J b e d ro o m d u f.) /• « • » w it h h a r d w o o d H o o rt, l o t i o t w in d o w i q u ie t a tm o t p h e r o $ 2 6 9 - 3 3 6 9 C o n v e n ie n tly lo c a te d a t 2 6 1 0 W ih o n m in u le t 4 4 3 - 1 3 6 6 . 4 7 7 - 4 3 3 9 fr o m SR s h u ttle C E N T R A L L O C A T IO N , 2-1 w ith ch a rm Stove, fro s t-fre e re frig e ra to r, hardw ood floors no pets $395. 479-6153, 1510 K ir k ­ wood. S U M M E R O N L Y Gorgeous spacious duplex w ith bay window and m ce yard tu sublease Off 38 2 . 2-1. $375 A v a ila b le J u n e ) 454-2835 N E A R U N IV E R S IT Y Dup'ex. 612 W 31' 2 St T 2 blocks off G uada'u pe N ew ly renovated new carpeting, stove r e frig ­ erato r, blinds, and a ir conditioning/ heating O ff street parkin g . $350/month, lease req uired w ater paid 9 m onth A v ailab le Sept 1, 1982 Contact M rs . Barnes 1 224-1871 M -F 8 30-4 30 2 F E M A L E S to share M B R M and bath j E Sum m er ta li 444-7369 $135 plus K ristin. N IC E E F F IC IE N C Y duplex w ith con­ veniences, good neighborhood, shuttle 452 9092 TYPING, PRINTING, BINDING The C o m p le te P ro fes sio n al f u l l t i m e TYPING SERVICE 4 7 2 - 3 2 1 0 4 7 2 - 7 6 7 7 2 7 0 7 HEMPHILL PK. P le n ty o f P a rk in g M E L I N D A ' S T Y P IN G SERVIC E $1.35 per standard page 15 years experience S tric tly professional typing guaranteed 479-8871 Hours: noon-m idnight V ic in ity of IH 35 and 32nd St. A.B.&E. T Y P IN G SERVICES C O M P U T E R IZ E D T Y P IN G . Fast, professional w ork Resum es, te rm papers, reports, etc L e tte r q u a lity, with Includes d e liv e ry with m any typestyles $5.00 m in im u m . Prices as low as $1.00 a page. Call 476-2299 fo r fre e estim ates L E G A L A N D pro fessio n al Kathe's Q uick-Type ence IB M 111. 443-6488 South Austin. typ in g 15 yea rs e x p e ri­ NEED A fast accurate typist? 1 have a in English, a correcting S electric BA and 12 years sec re tarial experience. Call Ann at 447-5069, 8-6. WOODS^ T Y P IN G Service - when you w ant it done right. 472-6302, 2200 G uada­ lupe, side entrance. TY P IN G -C O R R E C TIN G S e le c tr ic , overnight service, pick-up a v a ila b le till 11:50 p.m . Experien ced, professional. P a tty , 345-4269 till m id n ig h t.___________ P R O F E SS I ON A L T Y P IS T . A c curate turn around. Theses, service, dissertations, professional reports, etc. B a rb ara Tullo$, 453-5124. fast E X C E L L E N T T Y P IN G -r e p o r ts , "disser­ tations, resum es, etc. C o rrecting Selec­ tric . 836-0721. ____________________ TECHNICAL TYPING service. Disser­ tations, theses, speeches, m anuscripts The service you can affo rd . C all 836- . ___________________ 3 2 9 0 T H E T Y P IS T -P ro fe s s io n a l typing, satis­ faction guaranteed C am pus d eliv ery IB M C o rrecting Selectric. and pick up Helen 8 3 6 - 3 5 6 2 . ____ ________ _____ __ J E A N N E 'S T Y P IN G Service. Typ ing In m y No rth Austin home. Fast, reason­ able, acc u rate 836-4303. P R O F E SSI ON A L M A N U S C R IP T T Y P ­ IN G . G uaranteed. Air fields. 5 page m in ­ im u m . Yvonne 474-4863 T Y P IN G BY DEANNE. Sp ecializing in theses, te rm papers, dissertations, le­ gal. IB M C orrecting Selectric. Reason­ able rates. 447-7284. A m J i r l i y sure we DO type FRESHMAN THEMES why not start out with good grwk* 2 7 0 7 H em phill Just North of 27th at Guodalupo 472-3210 «72-7677 T H E S E S A N D term papers by careful, experienced typist w ith a P h .D ., m any years of college E nglish teaching and an electronic ty p e w rite r. P ick up and d eliv­ e ry 479-8909 T Y P IN G : R E S E A R C H papers, theses/ C orrecting dissertations, Selectric, p ic a /e lite . W ill proof, e x p e ri­ enced, reasonable 441-1893. statistical tape I n g L IS H M A J O R . Typ ing and tra nscription done. M y home Resum e, essays, te rm papers, etc. 444-2851. C O M P U T E R IZ E D T Y P IN G . F a s t, ac­ cu rate, easy changes, dot m a trix review copy, high q u a lity fin a l copy. E x p e ri­ enced. C all M a rg a re t, 837-2440. typing INTELLIGENT, ACCURATE Reports, resum es. H igh lite ra c y ; cus­ tom er m isspellings corrected Rush ser­ vice a v a ila b le Tutoring. C re a tiv e Servi­ ces, 2420G uadalupe, 478-3633. T Y P IN G F A S T, professional. 10 years com bined experience in eng ineering and accounting fields S. A ustin, s l/p a g e M illie , 447-5906.___________________ _____ E X P E R T P R O F E S S IO N A L typist. All IB M fields, speclalty-Spanlsh, Electronic 345-5424 evenings. legal. W O R D P R O C E S S IN G . Theses, disser­ tations, m anuscripts and P R 's Profes­ fo r m a t/q u a lity bookface sional p rin t only at House of Tu to r. 474-4723. text T A M A R A 'S T Y P IN G slTrvice. E a s t Riv- erside area 443-9570. E x t ir t P E R F E S S IO N A L servus. aw l tipes, papurs and prufing dun. Cawl B a rb a ra 451-7471 dae, 447-2675 knight. T I P I N G . R U S H T Y P IN G ? SU R E W E DO . Don't waste tim e calling around House of T u ­ tor w ill nave it done now 474-4723. T Y P IN G PO O L - M e m o ry typing allows for perfect paper. $1.50 up N e a r c a m ­ ____________ pus. 478-4013 T Y P IN G IN m y home. N E Austin, rea sonable rates C all Pat, 454-5924. No calls a fte r 10 p.m . RESUMES w ith or w ith o u t pictures 2 7 0 7 H em phill Park Just N o rth of 2 7 th a t G u a d a lu p e 472-3210 472-7677 ROOMS C O -E D D O R M 1 block fro m cam pus. P riv a te and shared room s a v a ila b le for sum m er & for fa ll. 474-6905. P R IV A T E RO O M S co-ed house, sum­ m er rates, close to U T , furnished 480- _ _____________ 0372 D IS C O U N T S U M M E R rates Single oc­ cupancy rooms, 2 blocks west U T , fu r­ nished, carpeted. 480-0372. to F E M A L E H O U S E M A T E w anted share 3BR house on No rth side $175/ m onth A B P A v a ila b le July 1. 454-1656. L A R G E P R IV A T E room s In ideal loca­ tion near UT cam pus Carpe*ed, C A /C H , si?5 Howei Properties, 477-9925 S A N D IA H O U S E June openings. Sm all sem i-veggie co op, m atu re, liv e ly , close to cam pus 472-6091, 474 2026, 473-8513 R O O M FO R rent, 4 blocks fro m cam pus. 474-1263 s llS 'm o n th , $100 deposit, $25/ person utilities. No pets. -.pa/ U N F U R N IS H E D , SO U T H Austin cious house. F ac ilitie s, nice backyard, $200 month plus Ve u tilities Evenings 442-0691 R O O M IN p riv a te hom e one m ile west U T K itc h e n /la u n d ry privileges. $175 A B P A v ailab le m id -M a y . 472-4712 P R IV A T E RO O M S in large coed house near 26th, Rio G ra n d e Kitchen, W D, A B P Call E d 476 9659 B A R T O N S P R IN G S area. Furnished, fantastic view $200 C all afte r 4:30. Bob, 445 7558 S T U D E N T O N L Y , m ale. Furnished bed kitchen privileges, bills paid room In te rv ie w a fte r 3 p .m 478- $115 month 8909 TRAVEL M A Y 10 d riv e San Francisco - re tu rn 5- 23 New pickup cam p e r - liberal fem ale w elcom e 327-3132. N E E D A rid e to Knoxville, Tennessee W ill pay all gas expenses Call 477 9875. SERVICES SERVICES FURNISHED DUPLEXES WANTED HELP WANTED HELP WANTED W E W A N T Y O U R B I K E S ! W e buy, re p a ir, sell a n d tra de b icyc le s B O B 'S B I K E A N D K E Y W e stw ood S h o p p in g C e nte r 5413 N . L a m a r 3 2 7 -4 0 3 4 4 5 2 -9 7 7 7 M C D O N A L D ' S Now H irin g Full and Part time shifts Apply in person in Dobie Mall R E S E A R C H A S S I S T A N T D o w n to w n law firm needs a ss is ta n t for e n v iro n m e n ta l, e n e rg y and state a g e n c y re se a rc h P r e fe r in d iv id u a l w ith u n d e r ­ g ra d u a te d e g re e w ho d e sire s w o rk e x p e ­ rie nce p rio r to g ra d u a te school S800 m onth Send re su m e to The D a ily T e x ­ an, P.O. B o x D -I, A ustin , T e x a s 787 1 2 . PHOTOS for PASSPORTS APPLICATIONS RESUMES 3 minute service MON-FRI 10-6 SAT 10-2 477-5555 THE THIRD EYE — 2 5 3 0 G U A D A L U P E PROBLEM PREG N AN CY COUNSELING, REFERRALS & FREE PREGN AN CY TESTING T exa s P ro b le m P re g n a n c y 5 0 7 P o w e ll S tre e t M -P 7 : 3 0 - 5 : 3 0 4 7 4 - 9 9 3 0 Interested in coin colle cting, gold and silv e r in ve stm e n ts, b u y in g s c r a p gold and silver, g r a d in g of c o in s or d etecting counterfeit c o rn s? W ell, P h ilip N o h ra , 25 ye a rs of n u m is m a t ic s e xp e rie n ce and founder a n d o w n e r of C a pito l C o in Co for past 13 y e a r s w ill be g iv in g b y a p ­ pointm ent o n ly 1 h ou r of c o u n se lin g on the subject of n u m ism a tic s. C a ll P h ilip N o h ra at 926-5350 or 926-9616. J E N N I N G S ' M O V I N G a n d H a u lin g D e ­ la r g e or pendable p e rso n a l sm a ll jobs 7 d a ys/ w e e k . 442-6181. s e rv ic e A R T ' S M O V I N G a nd H a u lin g : a n y are a 24 hours, 7 d a ys. 447-9384, 442 0194 H O U S E S I T T IN G A V A I L A B L E th is s u m m e r. I 'm a senior, v e ry re sp on sib le , n o n sm o k e r a n d good w ith pets C a ll Sue 474-0142 T E N S E A N D N E R V O U S A B O U T t i N A L S 7 T h e ra p e u tic m a s s a g e b r in g s deep re la xa tio n and im p ro v e d co n ce n ­ tration. Ste ve n F e a rin g , P r o fe ss io n a l M a s s e u r , 477-1465 O V E R W E I G H T ? V O L U N T E E R S need ed. L ife sty le C linic. 452-0082 H Y P N O S I S - A N effective aid to w e igh t loss, habit control, obstetrics, r e la x a ­ tion. D ia n e M itch e ll, 474-1066 K E E P A N A u s tin a d d re s s for~the~surrv m e r U n iv e rs it y m a ilb o x re n ta ls 504 W 24th. 477-1915 D U P L E X F O R s u m m e r sublet. C lo se to c a m p u s 1607-A N u e c e s F o u r ro o m s R ent S250 ne go tia b le 474-1039. 2 B R , F U R N I S H E D d u p le x in N o rth A u s ­ tin, 7 b lo c k s fro m shuttle V e r y nice and ro o m y S350 p lu s b ills R o b e rt 453-7131 up to 12 p m. N O R T H O F U T I B r 7 S150 p lu s u ?liltie s 1 person. Quiet, re sp o n sib le , no pets. 454-4441 S U M M E R S U B L E T 2 B R IB A , C A / C H , 2 m i n orth c a m p u s, IF shuttle. S 125 plu s bills. 467-8334 S U M M E R S U B L E T F u r n is h e d one bed room , one bath, w/ piano, E R shuttle S255 m o n th C a ll 474-9421. PERSONAL FURNISHED HOUSES N E E D M A L E n o n s m o k e rs to s h a re a 3- b e d ro om house th is s u m m e r N e a r c a m ­ pus. W a sh e r and d rye r, m ic ro w a v e , la rg e T V . A ll b ills paid C a ll K im 477 1800 C O U P L E N E E D E D to rent half house, exce lle n t location, v e r y re a so n a b le rent S te ve 474-6370. G I R L S , T H I S is it! W e a re now a c c e p t­ ing g ro u p a p p lic a tio n s for the p r e s ti­ g io u s S p ru c e H o u se for the 82-83 school y e a r A c c o m m o d a te s 12-13 g ir l s in the finest location w est of the U T c a m p u s. C a ll H ow e ll P ro p e rtie s, 477-9925 for le a s­ ing details. A fte r hours, M r s . B e h n e 345- 2099 or M r . W ilso n 282-1301. 2 B R M O B I L E home, s u m m e r only. Non- s m o k e r S275/ m o n th C a ll K y le 385-4049 E a s t R iv e r s id e a re a 1 B R C O N D O M I N I U M clo se to c a m p u s, G re e n w o o d T ow e rs, A B P . A v a ila b le su m m e r, fall. R e d u c e d ra te s s u m m e r. 473-2559 S U M M E R S U B L E A S E 2 8 R fu rn ish e d ho use 3 b lo ck s fro m c a m p u s on W C route $450/m onth plus bills. C a ll P a t 474-5277. PROBLEM PREGNANCY COUNSELING, REFERRALS & FREE PREG N AN CY TESTING T e xas P ro b le m P re g n a n c y 5 0 7 P o w e ll S tre e t M -F 7 3 0 -5 3 0 4 7 4 -9 9 3 0 P R O B L E M P R E G N A N C Y ? F re e p r e g ­ n a n c y te sting a nd re fe rra ls. 474-9930. i n s t e a d O F abortion c a ll 434-6127 D A V I D S C H E C H Í E R : H a p p y - 71st b ir t h d a y 1 S a y ye s! M e e t m e S u n d a y at W in d s o r a nd E x p o sitio n . I love yo u m a d ­ ly! A lliso n . TUTORING G.R.E. PREP CLASSES fo r J u n e 1 2 e i o m b e g tn m n q waal< o f M a y 3 C o m p le te M a th V e rb a l R e v ie w Limited in r o lln r n t — R e a s o n a b ly p ric e d E x c e lle n t m a te ria ls Wendy Dietrich, M.Ed. 6 y r i e x p e rie n c e C A L I N O W 4 4 3 - 9 3 5 4 C A R IN s h o p ? R e n t o ne fro m A A R e n t A Car. 201 E . 2nd 478-8251. 8-6 M o n d a y - F rid a y , 9-3 S a tu rd a y . S U M M E R O N L Y s u b ie t 2 - 3 B R hou se v e r y near c a m p u s. W a sh e r/ d ry e r, A C . S400 473-8701. P R O U D P A I N T I N G . T ape, float, te x­ ture and a c c o u stic c e ilin g s R e sid e n c e and c o m m e rc ia l. P h o n e 385-2596. 3 B R , 2 B A . A C, w a sh e r/ d ry e r, h a rd w o o d floors, c e ilin g fan. L e a s e fro m 5-15. W o o d ro w A ve . S475. 451-8616. A V A I L A B L E H O U S E S I T T E R June- Ju ly, v is it in g p ro fe sso r C a ll D r P e re z at 441-1562 e v e n in g s, 471-5121. V e r y r e li­ able. P E M B E R T O N H E I G H T S , 4 b d rm s. 2 baths, 2 studies. A v a ila b le 9/82-6/83 S750 472-4712 E N G L I S H T U T O R I N G and e diting by E n g lis h te ach e r w ith a P h .D . and 23 y e a r s of co lle g e te ac h in g expe rien ce . 479-8909, HELP WANTED HELP WANTED HELP WANTED G RADUATING IN MAY? K EYD R IL IS INTERESTED. IB. ACCOUNTANT Keydril C o m p an y , intern a tio n al an d an e v e r-e x p a n d in g domestic offshore drilling contractor, welcomes G ra d u a tin g A c ­ counting majors to view our past an d present an d m aybe your future. As we celebrate our 10th year anniversary, Keydril has increased the num ber of world-class offshore rigs to 11. Although owned by a major corporation, we operate independently an d offer our employees the best of both worlds. Keydril has an immediate position available for an entry-level Accountant g ra d u atin g in May to beg in their c a re e r in June. Q ualifications must include a minimum of 27 hours in A c c o u n t­ ing. W e have a policy of training and prom oting from w ithin and offer you a competitive w age and benefits in clu d in g dental in­ surance and a sa v in g s stock bonus plan. Interested in d ivid u als are encouraged to send your resume and transcript im ­ m ediately to: Personnel M an ager, 333 C la y St., 2000 C a p ita l Bank Plaza. Houston, Texas 77002, (713) 754-3775. W e a re an e q u al o pportunity em ployer, m /t. Monday. May 3, 1982 □ THE DAILY TEXAN □ Page 15 Police take club from Thompson D A L E S A U TO PARTS C o unte r sa le s and/or m a c h in ist, d a ys, nights, w e e ke nd s M in im u m 6 m o n th s e xp e rie n ce in a u tom o tiv e p a rts store E x c e lle n t benefits for o u tsta n d in g e m ­ ploye e s in c lu d in g 2 5 % 100% of tuition a nd fees paid. L in d y , Pete or L e o n 452- 9441 G / M S T E A K H O U S E 1908 G u a d a lu p e C o ok and cou nter p o sition s a v a ila b le F re e m e a ls A p p ly in pe rso n betw een 2-4 p m H o u r s a v a ila b le lla m -5 p m or 5pm- 9 pm S u m m e r help w anted N o phone c a lls please Technician Let y o u r a b ility to get a long with people put you in the p h y sica l fitn ess field. M a le or fem ale call for interview 454-5172 C o lle ge Stude n ts: E a r n big m o n e y this s u m m e r In the A u s tin a re a O u r c o m p a ­ ny h a s o p e n in g s for 8 full and 6 part tim e stud ents fro m A p r il 16-August 30 F o r service, sales, d e liv e ry and a d v e rtisin g w ork O u r L O W E S T paid student earne d 5921 per m o n th last s u m m e r B o n u se s an ince ntive C a r helpful A p p ly In p erson at E le c tro lu x , 1113 S. C o n gre ss, betw een 8 9 3 0 a m O n ly M o n d a y -S a tu r d a y R E S E A R C H S U B J E C T S Needed to ra te speech s a m p le s for inte l­ ligib ility . P r iv a t e re se a rc h co m p a n y. 53.35 hour p lu s paid h o lid a y s and a tte n­ d a nce bonu s W o rk 12 hours/w eek. M W F either 8am -12noon or lp m -5 p m (S c h e d u le not flexible ) P e rm a n e n t p o si­ tion. M u s t be E n g lis h s p e a k in g a nd h a ve good he aring. D y n a st a t Inc 2704 R io G ra n d e , Suite 4 476 4797 N E E D H U S B A N D / w if e team to be r e s i­ dent m a n a g e r s at a self se rv ic e s to ra g e fac ility f u r ­ nished Pe op le w ith pets, ch ild re n , or s m o k e rs need not apply. C a ll for a p ­ pointm ent, 458-5452 S a la r y and a p a rtm e n t C H I U 'S R E S T A U R A N T now h irin g w a itpe rso ns, lu nch and dinner. A p p ly In pe rson 7310 B u rn e t Rd. C O O K S W A N T E D to w o rk in P o rt A r a n ­ sa s E x p e rie n c e required, F re n c h a n d A m e ric a n cuisine. S ta rtin g at 55.00 hour A p p ly at the W a te rfo rd R e s ta u ­ rant, 749 4294. P A R T T I M E sale s help In tall and big m e n 's clo th in g store. N o e xp e rien ce n e c­ e ssa ry. P re fe r p e rson 6 '3 " or taller. A p ­ ply in person, F r a n k 's , 7435 B u rn e t Rd. 452-1439 C H U Y 'S F I N E Food, A u s t in 's hottest new re sta u ra n t is lo okin g for bright, e n ­ ergetic, a ttra ctiv e pe rso n s to w ait and bus tables A p p ly In p e rson M - F betw een 2-4:30, 1728 B a rto n S p r in g s R d T O K Y O S T E A K H o u se h a s im m e d ia te ope n in g for food w aitpe rson. C a ll 453- 7482 after 2:30 p.m. N E E D E D B A B Y S I T T E R o c c a sio n a l e v e n in g s and w e e ke nd s for 2 s m a ll c h il­ d re n in m y South A u s tin home. R e fe r ­ e nces required . C a ll 441-0894 e ve n in g s betw een 6 a nd 9 W A N T E D 7 R E S P O N S I B L E p e rso n to c a re for 2 m onth old b a b y in m y hom e M , T, Th, F, 2:15-5 45 p.m. C a ll 478-9845 d a y s or 459-6278 e ve nings. W A N T E D : P U B L I C A T I O N S c o o rd in a ­ tor, T e x a s L e g a l S e rv ic e s C enter P a r t time, 5130/week de p e n d in g on e x p e r i­ ence T he c o o rd in a to r p rod uc e s the L e ­ g a l S e rv ic e s A lert, a m on th ly n e w sletter for legal aid p r o g r a m s in T e xa s. Send r e su m e s by M a y 15 to T L S C , 500 W. 13th, A u stin T X 78701 T L S C is an equal o p ­ portu nity e m p lo y e r P A R T T I M E se cre ta ry. S ho rth and , t y p ­ in g d e sire d 12-15 hours/w e e k U nite d B a n k Tow er, S te ve 474-2301. W A I T P E R S O N S C A S H I E ÍR , night m a n ­ ager, e xp e rien ce d only, all shifts. A p p ly in person, 2801 G u a d a lu p e I F Y O U h a v e a g re a t p e rso n a lity we need you to m a k e a p p o in tm e n ts on the telephone. N o se lling. South a re a N ig h t shifts. S a la r y p lu s bonus. C a ll R e ne e for In te rv ie w A fte r 1 p.m. 441-9621. N E E D G A R A G E attendant. Clean, p o l­ ite, c o n sc ie n tio u s p e rson for g a r a g e at U nite d B a n k Tow er, 400 W. 15th. A p p ly in p e rso n betw een h o u rs of lla m -2 p m In basem ent. A s k for Cliff. P o ly g r a p h re ­ quired. S U G A R 'S - W E a re now ta k in g a p p lic a ­ tion s for d a n c e rs, w a itpe rson s, host or hostess. C a ll today a nd join the sta r stud ded S u g a r 's team . 404 H ig h la n d M a ll B lv d 451-1711 By JIM HANKINS D aily Texan Staff A University police ser­ geant said he was not playing favorites Thursday when he chose not to arre st La Salle Thompson, Longhorn basket­ ball center, for carrying a nightstick According to a UTPD re­ port, Sgt W.H Vanhorn con­ fiscated a two-foot wooden club that Thompson was c a r­ rying in the 2000 block of Je st­ report de­ er Circle The s c rib e s a a s th e m a n u fa c tu red n ig h tstic k , sim ilar to batons used by po­ lice. club identify “ This is not a case of selec­ tive enforcem ent,” Vanhorn said. “ As long as we can posi­ tively the suspect, and they’re not in the act of committing an offense, we just (the weapon) aw ay.” take it Vanhorn said UT police confiscate 20 to 30 prohibited weapons per year. “ The bottom line is we’re trying to enforce the spirit of the law, not just the letter of the law ,” he said. “ Other­ wise, we’d be putting people in jail all the tim e.” Under Texas law, unlawful­ ly carrying a weapon is a class A misdemeanor. While nightsticks and batons can be purchased in many legally gun stores, Vanhorn said it is illegal to carry them in pub­ lic. “ You can buy a lot of that D Y N A M I C W A I T P E R S O N , h ostp e rso n a nd kitch e n staff needed to w ork in a h ig h v o lu m e re sta u ra n t E x c e lle n t e m ­ ployee benefits A p p ly B e n n ig a n s T a v ern, M o n d a y - F r id a y 2-4 IH 35 North. 7604 P R O F E S S I O N A L T E L E M A R K E T I N G - Select M a rk e t in g , a R o u n d R o c k based d ire ct m a rk e tin g age ncy, h a s ope n in gs for full a nd part tim e te le m a rke te rs. E x ­ cellent e a r n in g s potential, good benefits a n d fle xible w o rk in g conditions. F o r com ple te d e ta ils call 255-3677. P A R T T I M E - N o rth A ustin . Student needed for sh ip p in g a n d re c e ivin g F le x ­ ible hours, frie n d ly atm osp he re . M u s t be dep e ndable C a ll L in d se y, 458-8127 G I M M E S H E L T E R ! P e r fo r m needed jobs in a re a h o use h old s in e x c h a n g e for liv in g q u a rte rs C a ll 928-3450 H E L P W A N T E D at R it a 's C a n tin a W alt, cook, kitchen. C a ll 478-3676, 4-6 p.m. only. E X P E R I E N C E D C H I L D c a re w o rk e rs needed at M a r y Le e School, South C a m ­ pus F o r In fo rm a tio n and appointm ent, call C h ris, 444-7435. S T U D E N T F O R b a b y sittin g and light h o u s e k e e p in g 12-3 p.m. S ta rt fall te rm M u s t h a ve own tra n sp o rta tio n . 327-7098. M o n d a y - F r i d a y , N E E D I N F A N T sitter, our home, 4 a f ­ ternoons for s u m m e r. S ta rtin g Ju ne I Re fe re n ce s, ow n tra n sp orta tio n. C a ll 459-0696 S T A L L I O N D R I V E In now h irin g part time, full tim e ca sh ie rs, ba rte n d e rs and bus help A p p ly at 5534 N L a m a r N o phone ca lls, please. R E T A I L S A L E S P E R S O N and light off­ ice w ork. P a r t tim e now, full tim e thru s u m m e r C a ll for a p p o in tm e nt T e x a s C e llin g F a n s, 1205 W 6 ^ 4 7 7 - 3 1 3 2 C H I L D C A R E N E E D E D . D e s ir e sensi five, creative, re sp o n sib le p erson for a p ­ p r o x im a te ly 20 hrs./w eek fro m Ju n e 14- A u g u s t 6 afte rn oon s M - F 2 ch ildren . S a la r y p lu s g a s stipend O w n t ra n s p o r ­ tation E x p e rie n c e pre fe rre d 327-4643 stuff, but if you run around with it, you’re going to take a fall,” he said. to Vanhorn said Don Cannon, UT police chief, will decide ch arges w hether against Thompson, a commu­ nication junior Cannon is out of town, unavailable for com­ ment. file William L. Purse, assistant police chief, said Cannon will make the decision after he re­ turns to Austin Thursday. Because Thompson coo­ perated with Vanhorn and vol­ untarily handed over the nightstick, Purse said, “ I’m not sure there was anything about the circum stances to w arrant pressing charges.” Thompson, who led the na­ tion in rebounding last season, was unavailable for comment Sunday. Purse said a sum m ary of the police report will be for­ warded to the UT dean of stu­ dents office. sa id David McClintock, associ­ ate dean of students, said he is forbidden by law from com­ menting on any specific stu­ dent discipline case. M cC lin tock even though the UT Regents Rules and Regulations don’t specifi­ cally prohibit carrying a club, students can be disciplined for violating the Texas Penal Code, even if no criminal charges are pressed against them Penalties could range from a written warning to ex­ pulsion. W IL S O N F I R E E x t in g u is h e r C o needs pe rso n fro m 8-1 M o n d a y - F r id a y . D e sire m a r k e t in g m a jo r w ith e xcellen t phone s k ills 451-4926 S P A N I S H G I R L , 20, w a n ts b o a rd and ro o m or au p a ir position, Sept '8 2 -M a y '83 P le a se call 478-3650 _______________ H E L P W A N T E D p a rt tim e G e o r g e 's Get It a nd G o K e g B e e r R e ta il Store 474-5 5 54 A s k for Robert. P A R T T I M E se cre ta ry, short han d re ­ quired, w a g e negotiable, fle xib le hours, pre fe r m o r n in g s G re a t for student. C a ll Pat, 474-2301 _ ____ P E R S O N W IT H b o o k k e e p in g e x p e r i­ ence needed about 2 h rs w eek C all M a r v i n 's G a rd e n s, 451-6833, M -F , 9-5:30. A F T E R N O O N - T E A C H E R needed for m a in s t re a m in g pre -sch ool M u s t be en­ th u sia stic and h a ve kn o w le d g e of you r c h ild re n a ge s 2-4 C a ll 477-9632 between 9:30 a n d 12:30 ________ H E L P W A N T E D H e a lth a nd beauty field in d u stry. F o r m o re info phone 835- 0060 betw een 8 a .m .-9 a.m . R E S I D E N T I A L L E A S I N G a g e n ts need­ ed T u r n yo u r real estate lice n se into re g u la r incom e. H a b ita t H u n te rs is now in te rv ie w in g for s u m m e r p o sitio n s tor a p a rtm e n t locaters C o n tac t D a v id D a n ­ d i s at 474-1532 ___ _ H E B R E W S C H O O L se e k in g cre a tiv e te ac h e rs w ho e njoy w o r k in g with ele­ m e n ta ry to teenage stud e n ts for F a ll 82 A ls o need m u sic te ach e r a n d B a r T e a c h e rs m u st have M it z v a h b a c k g ro u n d in H e b re w a n d Ju d a ica C a ll C o n g re g a tio n A g u d a s A c h im , 459- 3287, M - F 9 12 a.m. ____ _____ tutor B A B Y S I T T E R F O R é m ontti e W IftfMtf T ue sd a y, T h u r sd a y m o rn in g s. 53/hour S ta rtin g June 1 447-4087. I M M E D I A T E O P E N I N G S a la d prep pe rso n M u s t be dependable, able to m eet people, a n d w ork in d e pe nde n tly A p p ly m p e rso n G re e n -G o e s S a la d Bar, 17th a n d S a n Jacinto. H O M E S T E A M L a u n d r y and C le a n e rs is now acc e p tin g a p p lic a tio n s for p a rt tim e cou nter attendant c a r hops. M o r n in g and afte rnoon h o u rs a v a ila b le A p p ly in pe rson only at 2301 M a n o r Rd. HELP WANTED HELP WANTED F A S T C A S H W e loan on m ost a n y th in g of value. N orth: 454-0459, 5134 B u rn e t Rd. South: 892-0019, 5195 290 W est. P A R E N T S ' N I G H T Out. S.50 per hour c h ild c a re F r i d a y night, 6 p m - llp m . U T fa m ilie s. a r ra n g e m e n ts a v a ila b le . 4 7 2 -2 1 6 8 ._____________________ C o o p e ra tiv e W A N T E D : C O M E D Y w rite r to w rite for sta n d -u p com ic. C a ll 478-7768.___________ V I S I T I N G S C H O L A R se e ks to sublet h o u se slt s m a ll house /flat near H u m a n i­ ties R e s e a r c h C e nte r J u ly 6 -Ju ly 27 Plotz, E n g l is h D e p t , G e o rg e W a sh in g ton U n iv e rs it y , W a sh in g to n D C. 20052. MUSICAL INSTRUCTION E X P E R I E N C E D P I A N O / G U I T A R teacher. B e g in n e r s-a d v a n c e d U T d e ­ g re e A fte r 5 p.m. 459-4082, 451-0053. P I A N O L E S S O N S B e g in n e r-a d v a n c e d . E x p e rie n c e d , q u a lifie d teacher. C la s s i­ cal and im p r o v is e d styles. P h o n e 453- 9696 P R I V A T E V O I C E a nd p ian o in s t ru c ­ tion; m u s ic th e o ry a n d c o m p o sitio n of­ fered; telephone 327-5904 If interested. LOST & FOUND L O S T : G O L D n e c k la c e n e a r c o rn e r of U n iv e rs it y & 21st Street on T h u r s d a y A p r il 8th a ro u n d noon. R e w a rd Se n ti­ m e n ta l value. P le a se call 345-6729, 447- 6321. 525 R E W A R D L o st c a m e ra - O ly m p u s O M -1 0 C ou ld h a v e been lost a n y w h e re on c a m p u s P le a se ca ll 472-3330 MISCELLANEOUS F R E E P U B L I C A T I O N S on c h e m ic a l w a rf a r e R e se a rc h , p osters, b ro c h u re s Q u a n titie s a v a ila b le . Stop the U S S R 's sla u g h te r of Stop C h e m ic a l A tro c itie s, 4 1 3 - E a s t C apitol, W a sh in g to n D C 20003 Inn oce nt c iv ilia n s BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES H I G H A C H I E V E R S gra d u a te s. C a re e r s u c c e ss sim p le p rin c ip le s S ta m p e d se lf-a d d re sse d p lus $1. C S S , B o x 1635, S h e rm a n , T X 75090. via Six HELP WANTED P A R T T Í M E p o sitio n s M C A T , D A T in ­ s tru cto rs. C la s s e s e v e n in g s and w e e k ­ ends. S tro n g e x a m s c o re s/ te a c h in g ex perience. S t a r t in g s a la r y S10-15/hour. In q u ir e 472 8085 S U M M E R H E L P W A N T E D H a a g e n D a z s Ice C re a m Shop is now ta k in g a p p lica tio n s for e m ploym ent. 476-5038. A s k for B e v is or Ken. B E N E F I T S A D M I N I S T R A T O R C L E R K F u ll tim e position a v a ila b le In U n iv e r s i­ ty C o -O p pe rson n e l office M u s t h a ve p re v io u s cle ric a l e xp e rie n ce a nd type a p p ro x 50w pm M u s t be able to o r g a ­ nize p rio ritie s w ithout d ire ct s u p e r v i­ sion W o r k in g kn o w le d ge of p e rson ne l an d / or In su ra n c e a d m in is tra tio n h ig h iy p re fe rre d A p p ly pe rson n e l office b e ­ tween 9 a m -lp m 476-7211 E O E B E A N S B e a n s R e sta u ra n t is now a c ­ cep ting a p p lica tio n s for e xp e ­ rienced w aitpe rson s. A p p ly in p erson 311 W 6th St. B E A N S B e a n s R e sta u ra n t is now a c ­ cep ting a p p lica tio n s for expe­ rienced bartenders. A p p ly in p erson 311 W. 6th St. U T. S T U D E N T S C o n sid e r e m p lo y m e n t w ith us full tim e d u r in g s u m m e r and part tim e d u rin g se m e ste rs. W e need help In sales, in s ta l­ la tion s of pools a n d so la rlu m s, d e liv e r ­ ies, d isp la y m a in te na n ce , y a rd w o rk, etc. W ill only c o n sid e r re sp onsible , re li­ able, a nd w ell m o tiva te d "g e t up and g o " in d iv id u a ls w ho a lso s m ile o c c a sio n ­ a lly. P le a se stop by a n y t im e until 8 p.m. e xce pt on w eekends. T h e G re e n h o u se M a ll 9900 H w y. 620 Ju st N W of A u stin K E N T U C K Y F R I E D C H I C K E N 1210 B A R T O N S P R I N G S R D . F u ll and part tim e cash iers, d a y and night. F u ll tim e day cook. Good sta rtin g w ages. A p p ly in person. TUTORING TUTORING LSiffWEEKEND IREVIEW Sharpen your abilities in the m ajor test areas w ith five expert instructors. D isciplin ed problem -solving approach, convenient w eekend schedule. CLASS WILL BE HELD JUNE 4-6 $150; CALL 472-5510 FOR FREE INFORMATION PACKET MATH TUTOR E xperienced, professional tu tors can help you m ake better grades. Stru gglin g?? 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S ervin g the U n iversity and A u stin since IH‘6 LOW COST PROFESSIONAL TYPING AND COPYING SERVICE CENTERS T Y P IN G : • P t o f t it i o n a l Rapo#»» • I n u m t i • T h o m a * •T h a t# » •M o n u a c rip t» C O P Y IN G : • S a lt S ervice •T v d S ervice • R e d u c t ie n • V a r ie t y e f P o p e n t e c k eeee fro m h: 37th & G u a d a lu p e 4 5 3 - 5 4 5 2 M-F 8:30-5:30 Sat 10-4:30 South: Riverside A Lakeshore 443-4498 M-F 8:00-5:00 Sot 10am-1pm H I G H E S T T E M P E R A T U R E S 70 — L E G E N D ---------------- — Y yy / yy . «... i/ . ' . j LJ2JSHOWERS ^ S N O W AIR F L O W UPl W E A T H E R F O T O C A S T - The forecast for Austin and vicinity calls for partly cloudy skies Monday and mostly cloudy skies Monday night and Tues­ day. Southerly winds will blow at about 10 mph Monday. The high temperature Monday and Tuesday will be In the low 80s, with a low Monday night In the mid 60s. There Is an Incrsaslng chance of showers and thunderstorms Monday, with a 20 per­ cent probability of rain Monday night. Elsewhere in the nation, weather It expected to be fair In general with skies ranging from sunny to partly cloudy. by B erke B reathed TBF POOR MAN 15 JUST NOT VFRY AC60STDM6P TO BUNG HOfAF PUKING 1HG PAY... g d t l 5 ? U 0 1 D Í w Ki THAT'S KEANP BLOOM COUNTY NO Mllfl...He'5 5 fW !N G 7 H 6 m WITH HI5 m v e R . 15 m i m i m e , m . 8 J N K L 6 Y .9 \ I'M AFRA1P MR. BINKLFY WAS LAIP OFF FROM HIS JOB Y65TER - PRY AMP HF'S A UTT16 UP56T. m í mi m í L J ( W i M , u s e e . . . w h o c a r e s f Trt £ C&CK OF THE S A T ... \ T H A f e B A S E B A L L ! r G&wvepcor TO TKE0AT/SHFJU by johnny hart 32 33 34 35 36 ____________________ to r A C R O S S 1 Cliff 5 Exclamation 9 Strengthen 14 Opening 15 Rail bird 16 Elegance 17 Discharges 19 Com poser Dvorak 20 Plague 21 Cleanser 23 Texas team 25 Bear arms 26 Emptiness 28 Leased 32 Repeating 37 Pelt 38 Neighbor of Nev. 39 Bowed 41 Achieve 42 Quartz 45 Food lovers 48 Gypsy 50 Extinct birds 51 Shoe sole 54 Gratuity giver 58 Whitney's invention: 2 words 62 Nephew’s sister 63 Coral reef 64 Acquit 66 Nickel alloy 67 Double nega­ tive, in a way 68 Modified organism 69 Equals 70 Once more 71 Elect, units DOW N 1 Queen of — 2 Arrives 3 Careening 4 Shyness 5 Greek letter 6 Auto part 7 Ocean birds 8 Desolation 9 Goes hungry 10 Touching 11 This: Sp 12 "Playing field of — ” 13 Great Fast 18 Seat 22 Stray 24 Rich fabric 27 — dong FR ID A Y’S PUZZLE SO L V ED 2221 a a a aa aaa ( 3 3 3 a 3 a a m a 3 3 3 aaa □ a 3 a 3 29 Community 30 Geraint's wife 31 Lairs 32 Loud sound 33 Hence 34 Yoke 35 Recent Pref 36 Melancholy 40 Jog 43 Blabber 44 Enters 46 Q uebec's neighbor 47 Ambitious one 49 Desire 52 US rocket 53 M a so n 's partner 55 Serenity 56 Outer 57 Band group 58 Vacation spot 59 Sioux Indian 60 Timbre 61 Nihil 65 Instantly 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 10 11 12 13 14 17 20 23 38 42 48 63 66 69 r 18 24 mg 25 26 1 A3 44 ■ 1 ■ 21 27 45 52 ¿4 éi tb * 22 1 .0 ■ 50 “ ■ 65 29 30 31 46 47 j 55 56 57 68 ■ 1 59 60 61 62 Ann Richards and her supporters watch TV election reports at the Bradford Hotel. n u t r i r t •winner, ’ ’ runoff Justice, Supreme Court, Place 1 •Ja m e s M. Barron Ted Robertson Justice, Supreme Court, Place 2 •Ja m e s G Denton Bill Kilgorlin Justice, Supreme Court, Place 3 Woodrow Wilson Bean •Charles W. Barrow Presiding Judge, Court of Criminal Appeals •John F " J a c k " Onion Judge, Court of Criminal Appeals, Place 1 William B Phillips ••C harles F. “ Chuck" Campbell ••John E Humphreys Carl Dally Judge, Court of Criminal Appeals, Place 2 Me! Bruder ••Chuck Miller Roy Rawls Andrew Jackson Shuval ••B ill Black State Senator, 14th District •Lloyd Doggett State Representative, 47th District •Bob Barton, J r Joe Robinson Bill Cunningham State Representative, 48th District •Jerry Angerman State Representative, 49th District •Gerald Hill State Representative, 50th District •Wilhelmina R. Delco State Representative, 51st District •Gonzalo Barrientos State Board ot Education, 10th District **G us L. Garris Jam es Dennis Collins ••Will Davis Associate Justice Court of Appeals, 3rd Place 1 •Bob Shannon Place 2 — includes several counties, results won’t be in ’til midweek Dick Criss Austen Furse Bob Gammage Place 3 •E arl W. Smith Place 4 — includes several counties, results won’t be in ’til in midweek Dain Whitworth Jim Brady Hugh O Lea District Judge, 126th District •Jo e Hart Brock Jones District Judge, 147th District •M ace Thurman, J r District Judge, 201st District •Jerry Dellana District Judge, 250th District •Harley R. Clark District Judge, 261st District •P eter M Lowry District Judge, 299th District Joe Dibrell •Jon Wisser District Judge, 331st District •Bob Perkins County Judge •Mike Renfro Judge, County Court-At-Law No. 1 •Leslie Taylor Judge, County Court-At-Law No. 2 *Steve Russell Judge, County Court-At-Law No. 3 •Michael Schless Hylon Adams Judge, County Court-At-Law No. 4 •Mark Schreiber District Clerk •John Dickson County Clerk •Doris Shropshire County Treasurer •Johnny Crow County Surveyor *M. O. Metcalfe Jr. County Commissioner, Precinct 2 •Bob Honts County Commissioner, Precinct 3 Jam es Weir ••Helen Campbell ••John Milloy G. L. “ Skip" Blaylock County Commissioner, Precinct 4 Gilbert O. Velazquez ••Wayne Yelderman ••Richard Moya Justice of the Peace, Precinct 1 Richard E. Scott David Hill Justice of the Peace, Precinct 2 Dale E. Johnson •Debra Ravel Lawrence "L a rry " Russell Randolph Doyer Justice of the Peace, Precinct 3 * ’ Roger Moore Terry Erwin Stork ••Susan Dasher Justice of the Peace, Precinct 4 Marcos DeLeon •Juan C. Duran Justice of the Peace, Precinct 5 •Guy Herman Constable, Precinct 5 ••Stacy L. Suits ••T im Mahoney Eld Ramsey County Chairman •Walter H Richter Republican (Projected winners) Justice, Supreme Court, Place 1 •John L. Bates Justice, Supreme Court, Place 2 •R ay Moses State Senator, 14th District •Patrick McNamara Patrick Lanier State Board of Education, 10th District •Thomas W Matthews County Judge •Dennis A. Fitzgerald County Commissioner, Precinct 2 •Bill Hall County Commissioner, Precinct 3 •Lynn Gary Justice of the Peace, Precinct 2 •J.R . Justice of the Peace, Precinct 3 •Royal M asset Justice of the Peace, Precinct 4 •Leonard Martinez Constable, Precinct 5 •William D Lynch County Chairman Joye Boggs Flanagan •Richard A Box ‘Randy" Trybus White ‘victory bash’ leaves aides weary By MARK STUTZ D aily Texan Staff Late Saturday, it was over. The long campaign, the end­ less commercials, the battle of words and clash of person­ alities. Even the issues didn’t seem important anymore. Everyone had a good time, if only for a little while. At the Mark White ‘ ‘victory p a r t y ” S a tu rd a y nigh t, friends, workers and the curi­ ous gathered in the lobby of the Driskill Hotel to await the returns. Who would win the Dem ocratic gubernatorial primary? White, state attorney gen­ eral, was pushing for his par­ ty’s nomination for governor — hoping to take it without a runoff — against Texas Rail­ road Commissioner Buddy Temple and Land Commis­ sioner Bob Armstrong. “ Oh, he’s going to win something for sure,’ ’ said one White supporter. just want to see him win the m a­ jority so we can all take a break for a few w eeks." “ We White felt the sam e way. “ Sure I'd rather win this now and not have a runoff, but I can go either w ay," he said. The diverse crowd was both young and old, black and white. Attire varied from po­ lyester to Oxford cloth, blue jeans and “ kicker" hats to three-piece suits — yes, there was even one lime-green lei­ sure suit. a Underneath stairwell, workers for White had a phone bank going to different counties totals. to collect White spent much of his time in the room, away from all the hoopla. transients About 11 p.m. a few Sixth Street stumbled into the White party, not quite sure, what was going on, but hoping this was the place to pick up a free beer or two. But the real stars of the show were the media folks. Camera crews from Dallas, Houston and San Antonio con­ trolled the events of the eve­ ning. Everything that hap­ pened — including wild cheers for White — was for their ben­ efit. The crews took up half of the space in the hotel lobby. Off near the main entrance, a wide-screen television played to the noisy crowd — the sound turned up full blast but barely audible. The broadcast people had 10 to 15 telephones on the floor linking each di­ rectly to its newsroom. Whenever a live shot from the lobby cam e on showing another interview with White, his wife, or one of his three children — who seemed in tired awe of the affair — the noise level increased. “ We just can’t be like this; we should be reporting news instead of being the news," said Charles Duncan, a re­ porter for Channel 8 in Dallas. “ We should be reporting what it’s really like here, with no one around." By the time Duncan had made his last report to Dallas — just after 1 a.m. — the crowd had all but dispersed. Other reporters had turned in their final reports before the man with the national anthem tape did his thing. White secured the lead Sat­ urday night, but not with a majority. Although he beat his closest opponent, Temple, by nearly 15 percent, the two face a runoff in four weeks, and it will all happen again. though, Temporarily, it’s over. The second campaign starts Monday, and then the runoff victor will take on Gov. Bill Clements in the Novem­ ber general election. As one tired-looking worker the the doors of exited Driskill, just she said, “ I wanted a couple of days off." Bomb threat clears pool By MARK MAGUIRE D aily Texan Staff A bomb threat phoned to a Barton Springs concession stand led to clearing the pool of approximately 500 patrons Sunday afternoon, but by 7:30 p.m. Austin Fire Department offi­ cials declared results of the bomb search neg­ ative. At 3:55 p.m., Eddie Rodriguez, assistant manager of Austin Concessions at the pool’s main entrance, took a call from a voice he guessed belonged to a white fem ale between the ages of 20 and 25 “ She said, ‘Get everybody out of the pool, there’s a bomb,’ and hung up,” Rodriguez said. He then dialed the emergency number — 911 — to inform the police of the threat, he said. A worker on the Zilker Park Train deliv­ ered the news to pool manager David Quisen- berry, who immediately ordered the pool evacuated. The pool s closing Sunday was the 16th since its opening 44 days ago. Lt. Charles Ehrhardt, six men of the AFD, team leader John Blackburn and his assistant from the City Explosives Disposal Unit, con­ ducted the search for the bomb. An AFD dive team on hand was not de­ ployed. Mike Littrell, divem aster of the AFD Dive-Rescue Team, said, “ Mr. Blackburn strongly recommended that we stay out of the water. He said if the bomb went off, ju st the concussion would do us in.” Blackburn suspected the bomb in question was one stolen from the Texas Plumb con­ struction site on Spicewood Springs Road. He said the missing bomb was a two-by-eight-inch cylindrical jfel device that would remain live underwater and had the sam e explosive capac­ ity as a sim ilar m ass of dynamite. Blackburn said whether to open the pool Monday. is up to park officials it Diamonds! ^ H undreds of settings ava ila b le at wholesale prices. E a rrin g s & Drops. Call M r . Stern. Vi carat $350 Vi carat $700 % carat $995 1 carat $1895 1832 Austin Notional Bonk Towor 47 8 -4 6 4 9 Appointment Only : WANT i ADS ! POINT I TO Í SUCCESS WHEN RUN IN You and the new Channel 7 are a w inning combination. W hen you turn to Channel 7 for news, you get the most com plete, up-to-the-minute news reports in Central Texas. From a team of proven news professionals. Weeknights at 6 and 10, join Pat Brown and Kelly Cooper for news, Bill Austin for weather from the Channel 7 weather station and Dean Hodgson for sports. A winning com bination. KTBC-TV A U S T I N THE DAILY TEXAN Play McDonald’s Quality in the Bag Game. And win like these Austin area winners: Carolyn Dingier $1,000 Thomas Okelly $100 It’S Fernando Rameriz $100 McDonald’s Patricia Ruth $100 Over $17,500 food and money prize winners biggest game ever. Over 50 million prizes available. COME PLAY Play McDonalds® Quality G am e at participating M cD onalds restaurants. OVER 6,500 WINNERS IN THE AUSTIN AREA McDonald's f f a t S n a x e T l y al D , p m a C n a A l l n a s u S y b o t o h P r o v o C Tablets, capsules, powders, herbs, pipes, bongs and sex By Skipper Williamson In the immortal words of a long-forgotten radio announcer. Now is the time to paean” drug use. He pronounced it ‘‘pee on.” Actually, this is, allegedly, an article on how to relax preparatory to finals. I see no reason to constrict drug use — not a b u s e — to final exam time: make it, as I have, a way of life. It is a marvelous anaesthetic for w e l t s c h m e r z . While this society abounds with terrific tales ot tne dangers ot gs. led by such sterling symbols of the exemplary life as our own Gov. Bill Clements and his l’il buddy, arch-fascist H. Ross Perot, w need not let their warnings become our way of life “Speed k ills!” cry the danger mongers. So does the air m New V »rk City, Los Angeles and Houston. As long as w e’re poisoning selves, it should be by means of our own choice rather than those ¿lectedby ¡Corporate Amerika My own drug career kicked into high gear in the heartland of this mntry the oilfield. I polished my taste for drugs - prescription nd otherwise - during the five and a half years I spent in televi- sion. I now look forward to returning to the workday world so I can a in afford cocaine in vast quantities. Yes, my values are hope- , 1 ;sly middle class. I tiave modified my drug use over the years — I no l o n g e r shoot íything. I reached this decision when I realized that, as I shot ocaine, the urge to strangle my then-wife overcam e me, but what rush. I gave up heroin after I cam e home one day to find the 55- f ilion aquarium, the blender, the television, the food processor, the \ cuum cleaner and the refrigerator gone; sacrificed by the junkie in my life. When I warned her that shiva led to death, she informed me, through a drooping face, ‘‘So does life. She s right; I ve never Poked back. So find your own favorite drug. The best method, s h o u l d you ■ i¡ vive, is trial and error. Better living through chemistry — first, ou relax. Then you learn that drugs can heighten sex, creativity md that gray fog that passes itself off as life. * * , , , . In fact, you can even meet God through the proper chemit hannel. I last spoke to Him 14 years ago and He told me that /erv thing I learned was a lie. He, too, was right. Let me leave you with this, by Pink Floyd: T h e su n is the s a m e in a r e l a t i v e w a y but y o u ’re older, s h o r t e r o f b r e a t h a n d one d a y c l o s e r to deat h. % B y L ouis B lack k I don’t relax; I don't want to and I don't know how. |H I am not even sure what relaxing is. I'll readily admit that for vmost of my life, there was a certain physical emotional state that % entered into that I t h o ug h t was relaxing. But when I was 20 I ^encountered Quaaludes and found out I was dead wrong In fact, ?for the tim e I was more or less addicted to Quaaludes I knew what fr e lsx in g was; boy. did I know what relaxing was. The only difficulty is that I honestly can't remember most of that period. In fact, I can t remember any of that period. But I know I was relaxed. I must have been — I was virtually comatose that whole period of time • , I have to admit that, in the most pathetic and obvious way. I m *, . afraid of relaxing. Whenever I'm writing, hunched over a video display terminal or a typewriter, som e well-meaning clown or another will come over to m assage my shoulders. Why*7 1 don t bother them when they're working (except occasionally to enter into mega-svllable dialogues with Scott Bowles on the nature of being mellow in a cruel and hostile w orld). I'm warped, atavistic nd believe my writing - the e n e r g y of my writing - flows from tension. Photo by Richard Steinberg listings M argolis. At 2 , 5:30 and 9 p.m. Friday and Saturday in the Texas ZOOT SUIT: (1981) Directed by Luis Valdez, with Edward Olmos and Tyne Daly. At 3:30 and 7 p.m. Friday and Saturday in the Texas Union Theater. Union Theater. VIXEN: (1968) Directed by Russ Meyer, with Erica Gavin. At 10:45 p.m. Friday and Saturday in the Texas Union Theater. THE LAST OF THE BLUE DEVILS: Directed by Bruce Ricker, with Count Basie, Jay McShann and Big Joe Turner. At 9:45 p.m. Friday, Saturday and Sunday in Batts Hall Auditorium. GOLDEN BOY: (1939) D irected by Rouben M am oulian, with W illiam Holden and B a rb a ra Stanw yck. At 7:30 p.m . F rid a y and Saturday in the A cadem ic C enter A uditorium THE VIRGIN AND THE GYPSY: (1970' D irected by C hristopher M iles, w ith F ra n c o N ero and Jo an n a Shim kus. At 9:30 p.m F riday and S atu rd ay in the A cadem ic C enter A uditorium MY FAIR LADY: D irected by G eorge Cukor, w ith Audrey H epburn and Rex H arrison At 2 and 8:30 p.m . Sunday in the T exas Union T heater. mu sir art SUMMER DREAMS: Women's Public Art will present “ Summer Dream s: Outdoor Sculpture and Perform ance” from 1 p.m. until dark Sunday at Wooldridge Park, 10th and Guadalupe streets. For m o re information, call 477-1064 THE FLORAL IMAGE: Works by 10 artists featuring floral im agery w ill be on display through May 29 at Garner and Smith Gallery, 509 W. 12th St. For m ore information, call 474-1518. PAINTINGS OF ALMA GUNTER: P a in tin g s by the 70-year-old nativ e of P a lestin e , T exas, will be on display beginning T hursday through Ju n e 5 a t the C a rv er C ulture L ib ra ry , 12th S tre e t and Rosewood Avenue. F o r m o re inform ation, call 477-1064. CIN E CUBANO: P o s te rs from the Cuban F ilm In stitu te will be on display through M ay 31 a t the Benson L atin A m erican L ib rary in Sid R ichardson Hall, a cro ss from the LBJ L ibrary. TFAA NATIONAL EXHIBITION: The T exas F ine A rts A ssociation N ational E xhibition, a m u ltim ed ia exhibition of w orks from around the country, is on display a t the Laguna G loria A rt M useum , 3809 W 35th St. F o r m o re inform ation, call 458-8191. TEXAS WOMEN: A CELEBRATION OF HISTORY: A display of photographs and a r tifa c ts depicting wom en s contribut ions to i exas h istory will be on display through May 16 a t the LBJ L ib rary and M useum . F o r m o re inform ation, call 476-1001. UT SAXOPHONE ENSEMBLE: The UT Saxophone E nsem ble will p erfo rm a t 8 p.m T uesday in B ates R ecital Hall, 25th S treet and E ast THROUGH W OM EN’S EYES: Books, pam phlets, new spapers and C am pus D rive. F o r m ore inform ation, call 471-1444. photographs depicting the roles and influences of wom en in the developm ent of T exas will be on display through May 31 a t the E ugene C. B a rk e r T exas H istory C enter in Sid R ichardson Hall. F o r m o re inform ation, call 471-5961. UT NEW MUSIC ENSEM BLE: The UT New Music E n sem b le will p e rfo rm a t 8 p.m . W ednesday in B ates R e cital H all, 25th S tre et and E a s t C am pus D rive. F o r m o re inform ation, call 471-1444 GORDON STOUT: M arim b ist G ordon Stout will p e rfo rm a t 8 p m. M .F.A. THESIS AND ART STUDENT EXHIBITION: The M aster T hursday in the R e cital Studio, 25th S tre et and E a s t C am pus D rive. of F ine A rts T hesis and A rt S tudent E xhibition will be on display through May 30 in the A rt Building, 23rd S tre et and San Ja c in to B oulevard F o r m o re inform ation, call 471-7324 T here will be an opening reception from 5 to 7 p.m . M onday. Sponsored by the A rcher M. H untington G allery. COLLABORATION: ARTISTS AND ARCHITECTS: An exhibit of p ro je c ts on which tw o-person te a m s of a r tis ts and a rc h ite c ts collaborated will be on display through May 16 in the H a rry R ansom C enter, 21st and G uadalupe stre e ts. F o r m ore inform ation, call 471- 7324. Sponsored by the A rcher M. H untington G allery. BATIKS: B atiks by M ary G ordon will be on display through May 30 F o r m o re inform ation, call 471-1444 LITA GUERRA: P ia n ist L ita G u e rra w ill p e rfo rm a t 8 p.m F riday in R e cital Hall W est, W ichita and 21st stre e ts. F o r m ore inform ation, call 471-1444 VINCENT R. DiNINO ORCHESTRA: The V incent R DiNmo O rc h estra will p erfo rm a t noon F rid a y outside the T exas C om m erce Bank. 700 L avaca St. F o r m ore inform ation, call 476-6611. CELTIC MUSIC: The Austin F rie n d s of T raditional Music will p re sen t an evening of C eltic m usic from 9 to 11:30 p.m . F rid a y a t Symphony Square, 11th and Red R iv er stre e ts. F o r m ore inform ation, call 451-7825 a t P u e rto del Sol, 606 W 12th St. F o r m ore inform ation, call 472-7542. AUSTIN CIVIC CHORUS: The Austin Civic Chorus and the Austin PRINT GROUP ART SHOW: A rt w ork in all m edia by m em b e rs ot U T 's P rin t G roup will be on display through Sunday on the second floor of the A rt Building. film T H E G RA DUA TE: (1967) D irected by Mike Nichols, w ith D ustin H offm an and Anne B ancroft. At 2. 6 and 9:55 p.m . Monday in the T exas Union T h eater. T H E 7-Y EA R ITCH: (1955) D irected by Billy W ilder, w ith M arilyn M onroe and Tom E w ell. At 4 and 8 p.m . Monday in the T exas Union T h eater. WIZARDS: (1977) D irected by R alph Bakshi At 11:35 p.m . M onday, 11:50 p.m . T uesday, 11:25 p.m . W ednesday and 11 45 p.m . T hursday in the T exas Union T h ea te r ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST: (1969) D irected by Sergio Leone, w ith H enry Fonda, Claudia C ardinale, Jason R obards and C harles Bronson. At 7 p.m . M onday in J e s te r A uditorium . WOMAN OF THE YEAR: (1942) D irected by G eorge Stevens, with Spencer T rac y and K a th arin e H epburn At 2 ,6 and 9 :45 p.m . Tuesday in the T exas Union T h ea te r. RETURN OF THE DRAGON: D irected by B ruce Lee, w ith B ruce Lee and Chuck N orris. At 4 and 8:05 p.m . T uesday in the T exas Union T h eater. HONEYMOON KILLERS: (1970) D irected by L eonard K astle, w ith Tony Lo Bianco. At 7 and 9 p.m . T uesday in J e s te r A uditorium . THE BIG SLEEP: (1946) D irected by H ow ard H awks, with H um phrey B ogart and L auren B acall. At 2, 5:45 and 9:15 p.m . W ednesday in the T exas Union T h ea te r DOCTOR STRANGELOVE: (1964 ) D irected by Stanley Kubrick, w ith P e te r S ellers, G eorge C. Scott, S terling Hayden and Slim Pickens. At 4 and 7:30 p.m . W ednesday in the T exas Union T h ea te r and a t 7 and 9 p.m . T hursday in J e s te r A uditorium . LOVES OF A BLONDE: (1965) D irected by Milos F o rm a n At 7 and 9 p.m . W ednesday in J e s te r A uditorium . THE MARRIAGE OF MARIA BRAUN: (1978) D irected by R ainer W erner F a ssb in d e r, w ith H anna Schygulla and K lauss Low itsch At 2 and 5 :45 p m T hursday in the T exas Union T h ea te r and at 7 30 p.m F rid a y and S aturday in B a tts Hall A uditorium . MARIA CALDELARIA: D irected by E m ilio F ernandez, with D olores del Rio and P e d ro A rm endariz. At 8 p m. T hursday in the T exas Union T h eater. T H E AW FUL TR U TH : D ire cted by Leo M cCarey. w ith C ary G ran t and Iren e D unnne At 4 and 10:05 p.m . T hursday in the T exas Union C om m un'ty O rc h estra will p erfo rm a t 8 p.m . F rid a y in the P e rfo rm in g A rts C en ter C oncert Hall, 23rd S tre e t and San Ja c in to B oulevard F o r m o re inform ation, call 471-1444 W EEKEND FESTIVAL OF TRADITIONAL MUSIC: The Austin F rien d s of T raditional Music will hold a F e stiv al of T raditional Music beginning a t noon S aturday and Sunday in W aterloo P a rk . 11th and R ed R iv er stre e ts F o r m o re inform ation, call 451-7825 SOLOMON: St. E d w a rd 's U niversity H illtopper Chorale and the Good Shepherd E piscopal Church Choir will p re sen t H andel’s o ra to rio at 8 p.m S aturday in Moody Hall A trium on St. E dw ard s U niversity cam pus F o r m o re inform ation, call 444-2621 theater TWO NEW WORKS FO R THEATER: N oum enon P roductions p re sen ts “ C rabbing with P aul Gauguin by David W h eeler and “ R equieum for a Love Song by L oris E ssa ry at 8 30 p.m W ednesday through Sunday a t the C alifornia Hotel. 407 E. Seventh St F o r m ore inform ation, call 928-2911. THE MANY DEATHS OF DANNY ROSALES: The Many D eaths of Danny R o sa les,’’ a d ocum entary d ra m a about ju stic e in T exas, will be p erform ed a t 8 p.m . Saturday in the O pera Lab T h ea te r, 25th S tre et and E a s t C am pus D rive. F o r m ore inform ation, call 371-2787 I SEE VOICES: “ I See V oices." w ritten by Austin playw right M arla M cDonald, will be p erform ed a t 8 p.m . F rid a y and S aturday at the C apital City Playhouse. F ourth and L avaca stre e ts. F o r m ore inform ation, call 472-2966 EQUUS: " E q u u s" will be p erfo rm ed a t 8 p m T uesday through S aturday and a t 2 and 8 p.m . Sunday at the M ary Moody N orthen A rena Stage on St. E d w a rd 's U niversity cam pus F o r m ore inform ation, call 444-8398, TH E HOLLOW: Agatha C h ristie 's play will be perform ed a t 8 p m T hursday through S aturday and a t 2 p.m Sunday a t the Austin C a b are t T h eater. 2700 W. A nderson Lane LIFE IS A CIRCUS: Austin R ecreatio n C enter s Youth T h ea te r will p resen t an original production of songs, dances, m im es and im provisation a t 2 p.m Sunday a t the Austin R ecreation ( e n te r. 1213 Shoal C reek Blvd F o r m o re inform ation, call 476-5662 BETTER-THAN-TV PLAYERS: The Better-T han-TV P la y e rs a re back with a brand-new show a t 6:30 p.m T hursday a t Snaveley s. 614 E. Sixth St E S T H E R 'S FO LL IE S: Esther's F ollies brings topical spring sa tire to its Sixth Street audiences at 9 p m Thursday; 9 and 11 p.m Friday; and at 8 and 10 p.m and midnight Saturday at E sther's Poo'.. Theater. RICHARD PRYOR: LIVE IN CONCERT: (1978 > Directed by Jeff 515 E Sixth S* etc. CINCO DE MAYO: In celebration of Cinco de Mayo, the Union Chicano C ulture C om m ittee will sponsor lectu res, film s and e n te rta in m e n t Monday through W ednesday in the T exas I nion Building. F o r inform ation about events, call 471-5651 B. IDEN PAYNE AWARDS BANQUET: The Austin C ircle of T h ea tre s Inc., a non-profit organization of th e a te r groups and individuals, will hold its eighth annual B Iden P ayne A w ards B anquet a t 6:30 p.m . Monday a t The Austin Club, 110 E. N inth St. F o r m ore inform ation, call 451-8787. MODABASH: M o d a M a g a z i n e p re sen ts a new venue for listening and dancing to recorded m usic a t M odabash, an evening of non-stop-shake-vour- groove-thang-love-action from 9 p.m S aturday to 2 a.m . Sunday a t E s th e r ’s Pool, 515 E. Sixth St. SAN JO SE CATHOLIC CHURCH BAZAAR: The b a za ar will begin w ith a hom em ade M exican dinner a t 11 a.m . and will continue until 7 p.m . Sunday a t the Austin M unicipal A uditorium . AUSTIN SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA AUDITIONS: A uditions for the violin section for the 1982- 83 sym phony season will be Ju n e 10 F o r m o re inform ation, call 476-6064 AUSTIN COMMUNITY TELEVISION: Austin C om m unity T elevision's B asic Video W orkshops begin Tuesday. C lasses a re sm all and o ffer hands-on training in the use of portab le video c a m e ra s and re co rd e rs. F o r m o re inform ation, call 478-8600 SO YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER?: The T exas C ircuit W rite r’s S ervice O rganization will offer a six-session c la ss for the beginning w rite r a t 7 p.m . T hursday, continuing on T hursdays through Ju n e 10. a t P a p e rb ac k s P lus Bookstore, 407 L avaca St. F o r m o re inform ation, call 447-9856 CROSS CULTURAL/BI-LINGUAL POETRY WRITING: T exas C ircuit W rite r's S ervice O rganization will sponoser a six-session se ries on the w orkings of two languages in so c ia l/c u ltu ra l histo rical a e sth e tic confluence a t 7 30 p.m . T hursday, continuing on T hursdays through Ju n e 10. a t T exas C ircuit W rite r’s Service O ffices. 1704 S. C ongress Ave. F o r m ore inform aton. call 447-9856 INTRODUCTION TO OLD IRISH Texas C ircuit W riter s S ervice O rganization will p re sen t a se ries of six c la sse s for stu d en ts in te rested in the language of Old G aelic on W ednesdays beginning M ay 12. F o r re g istra tio n inform ation, call 442-6917 o r 447-9856 COUNTRY WESTERN DANCE CLASSES: Longhorn C ountry W estern offers c la sses in tw o-step, sw ing and w altz a t Austin R e cre atio n C enter, 1214 Shoal C reek Blvd. F o r m o re inform ation, call 476-5662 Images Editor R ichard S leinbarg Associate Editor and Graphics C. R. Frink Assistant Editor Pamela McAlpIn Photographers Susan Allen-C am p Joni B a rn o fi M ike Hults Travis Spradling Illustrators Sam H url Steve Rutter Contributors Nick Barbaro Jim B artholom ew Louis Black Stephen Bonin Scott C am pbell Brian D unbar B rent Grulke M arie M ahoney J erry M cCulley Dennis Nowlin Tim O'Leary Patty Perez Alice Shukalo John Stokes A ugust West Sarah Whistler S k ip p e r W illiamson S p e c ia l th a n k s to K a re n H u rley 2:30 ® ® BAPTIST CHURCH 30 MAY 9, 1982 ( £ LOST IN SPACE O © JACK VAN IMPE © ® SESAME STREET (R) n © @ GUIDO MERKENS © ( T ROBERT SCHULLER Q3 ® BAPTIST CHURCH CD © ESFERA AZUL 8:05 8*30 9 0 0 9:05 9 3 0 9:35 10:00 (1954) Maureen O'Hara, Jeff Chandler Sem­ o ® M O V I E * * ' : War Arrow inole Indians help the cavalry to defeat the Kiowas 0 ® LARRY JONES © @ ORAL ROBERTS © ® PEOPLE VUE CD © EMBAJADORES DE LA MUSICA COLOMBIA O NEWSMAKERS 0 SPORTS CENTER ® LIGHTER SIDE OF THE NEWS 0 (D) EYEWITNESS NEWSMATES 0 ® JERRY FALWELL 6 MOVIE * ★ "Savage H arvest" (1980) Tom S kerritt, Michelle Phillips. 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SOCCER "The Road To W embley" 11:30 O © 0 ® © ® MEET THE PRESS 0 © I LOVE LUCY O ® MARY TYLER MOORE © ® ONCE UPON A CLASSIC "The Hills Of Heaven" A careless accident results in a battle between right and wrong for three children. (Part 2)(R) © CD INTERVUE 0 INSIDE BUSINESS AFTERNOON 12:00 O © BUCK ROGERS 0 © O ® NBA BASKETBALL PLAYOFFS 0 ® CANTO DE TEJAS © ® WASHINGTON WEEK IN REVIEW (R) © ® © CD TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS TENNIS Top male players including John McEnroe, Eddie Dibbs and Vitas Gerulaitis compete for $500,000 in prizes (live from the West Side Tennis Club In Forest Hills, N.Y.). © ® INSIGHT © ® TO BE ANNOUNCED O MONEYWEEK 0 MOTORCYCLE RACING "Daytona Supercross” from Daytona, Florida. ® LAST OF THE WILD O ® NEWSWATCH PRESENTS © ® WALL STREET WEEK "Som e Thoughts From The Southw est" Guest Simeon Trotter, research director. Rauscher Pierce Refsnes, Inc. (R) © ® NEWSMAKERS 0 NEWS / WEATHER / SPORTS ® THIS WEEK IN BASEBALL © © FUTBOL-SOCCER Amerca vs. Atlante ★ O © MOTORCYCLE SPECIAL 0 ® BASEBALL Houston Astros at Chicago Cubs ’/* "The Four Seasons" ( 1981) A la r Alda, Carol Burnett. Three 6 MOVIE ★ ★ couples, all close, long-tim e friends, experience profound changes in their rela­ tionships when one of the marriages disintegrates PG © CD FIRING LINE "Resolved: This House Approves The Economic Initiatives Of President Reagan” 'h e second part of a debate between William F. Buckley and John Kenneth Galbraith is presented. (R) © © THIS WEEK WITH DAVID BRINKLEY © ® GILLIGAN'S ISLAND 0 PEOPLE NOW ® ON-DECK CIRCLE ® BASEBALL Atlanta Braves at St. Louis Cardinals 1:30 S I © © ® HOUSTON OPEN Final-round coverage of this tournament featuring some of todav s top golfers (live from the Woodlands Country Club in Houston, Tex.). 12:05 12:30 12:35 12:45 1:00 1:05 1:15 Sunday television 2:00 © ® WITH BABIES AND BANNERS Interviews and archival material recall the role that the W omen’s Emergency Brigade played In a 1937 sit-down strike at General Motors in Flint. Michigan (R) © ® S P O R T S B E A T ® ® MOVIE * ★ "V ega s" (1978) Robert Urich, June Allyson. A Las Vegas private eye’s search for a runaway teen-ager turns into a murder investigation. © CD WESTERN OUTDOORSMAN 0 NEWS / WEATHER / SPORTS 0 © Ü CD NBA BASKETBALL PLAYOFFS © ® 0 3 ® AMERICAN SPORTSMAN Cheryl Ladd joins a mountain lion- tagging operation in Colorado; Richard Crenna and Curt Gowdy fish for Atlantic salmon in Iceland; Barbara Hershey travels the Crystal River In Florida to find the endangered manatee © BEST OF FRED SAXON 3:00 6 MOVIE ★ * * "Touched By Love" (1980) Deborah Raffin, Diane Lane. A nursing trainee tries to bring a handicapped girl out of a deep depression by encouraging her to correspond with her idol, Elvis Presley. PG’ © ® NEW PERCEPTIONS "Television In The Developing W orld" Excerpts of TV programs from countries in Africa, the Middle East, Latin America and the Caribbean highlight an examination of the role and function of the media in these areas © © ROUND CERO © FREEMAN REPORTS 0 RODEO "Schrade Pro Team" Arkansas Spurs vs. Tulsa Twisters © © PARA GENTE GRANDE 3:15 3:30 O © MOVIE * * ’ : "T orpedo Run" (1958) Glenn Ford, Ernest Borgnine. An American avenges the deaths of his wife and child when he sinks a Japanese prison ship © ® © © © ® WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS The Ironman W orld Endurance Triathlon, featuring a 2.4-mile swim, a 112-mile bike ride and a marathon run (from Hawaii), W orld Boxing Championships (from Munich, West Germany). © ® SPORTSWORLD PKA Professional Karate Championships (from Atlan­ ta, G a); NHRA W orld Finals of Drag Racing; Part 5 of the W orld’s Strongest Men com petition. 4:00 0 ® SPORTSWORLD (Joined In Progress) PKA Professional Karate Cham­ pionships (from Atlanta, Ga.); NHRA W orld Finals of Drag Racing; Part 5 of the W orld’s Strongest Men competition. © ® THE BEAUX ARTS TRIO AT 25 The internationally acclaimed trio cele­ brates Its 25th anniversary with a program of Beethoven compositions. O NEWS / WEATHER / SPORTS ® NEWS © © MEXICO, MAGIA Y ENCUENTRO 0 WEEK IN REVIEW ® WRESTLING 4:15 4:30 4:35 5:00 O © 0 (ED NEWS 0 ® PERSPECTIVE é MOVIE ★ ★ "The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides A gain" (1979) Tim Conway, Don Knotts. A pair of western outlaws try to walk the strait and narrow. ’G ’ O CD TEXAS CLOSEUP © ® WALLS OF FIRE Ricardo Montalban narrates an exploration of the lives and creations of M exico’s greatest muralists -- the late David Alfaro Siqueiros, Jose Clemente Orozco and Diego Rivera. © ® © ® ABC NEWS © © MARY TYLER MOORE © ® LONESTAR SPORTSMAN O PRESS BOX © T E N N IS HIGHLIGHTS "1971 W im bledon” 5:30 O © O ® © ® NBC NEWS 0 (ED © ® CBS NEWS O ® n e w s © ® ABC NEWS © ® THE MUPPETS Guests: Roy Rogers and Dale Evans © © 300 MILLONES O INSIDE BUSINESS ® NICE PEOPLE 5:35 EVENING 6:00 O © O ® © ® FATHER MURPHY Father Murphy fights to get four of his youngsters out of a workhouse, and learns why mountain man Eli McQuade abandoned Dru at the orphanage. (Part 2) (R) □ 0 ( 0 Q ® © ® 60 MINUTES © ® © (D COUNTERATTACK: CRIME IN AMERICA ® ® AUSTIN POLITICAL ISSUES © SPORTS SUNDAY © SPORTS CENTER 8:05 ® IN SEARCH OF ANCIENT MYSTERIES This documentary offers speculation on the idea that Earth was actually colonized by beings from another planet. 6:30 © ® AMERICAN PLAYHOUSE "M y Palikari” Telly Savalas stars as a Greek- American businessman who enthusiastically returns to his native Greece with his reluctant son in this story by Leon Capetanos. n © © ANTOLOGIA DE LA ZARZUELA ® ® WORLD OF PENTECOST 7:00 O © O ® © ® CHIPS Jon and Ponch are teamed with two members of the canine patrol. 0 © Q @ ARCHIE BUNKER’S PLACE Barney rents a room in his home to an irascible stranger (Don Rickies). 6 MOVIE ★ ★V 4 "The Fan" (1981) Lauren Bacall, James Garner. A popular film star is victimized by a psychotic admirer. R' © ® © ® © ® INSIDE THE THIRD REICH Albert Speer’s autobiography revealing the corruption of innocence that led to A dolf H itler’s reign of terror is dramatized; Rutger Hauer, Derek Jacobi, Blythe Danner and John Gielgud star. (Part 1 ) n ® ® ALTERNATIVE VIEWS "O th er Voices In Politics” Guests: representa­ tives from the Citizen s Party, Socialist Party and Socialist W orkers Party. 0 NEWS / WEATHER / SPORTS © COLLEGE BASEBALL Arizona State at W ichita State ® CUBAN ALL-STAR GAME 0 © © ® ONE DAY AT A TIME © © SIEMPRE EN DOMINGO 7:05 7:30 8:00 O © O ® © & ) MOVIE "M o th e r’s Day On W altons M ountain” (Premiere) Ralph Waite, Michael Learned. Mary Ellen nas a car accident on her honey­ moon, 3en and Cindy 'eluctantly accept financia! assistance a rd E!!zabeth hoc­ her f?rst beau. 0 ( 0 0 ® MOVIE * ★ ★ "C addyshack" (1980) Bill Murray, Rodney Danger- field The demented grounds-keeper of a swanky country club wages war aainst the gophers inhabiting his turf ® MASTERPIECE THEATRE "Lo ve In A Cold Climate: Foreigners Are Fiends" Lord Merlin gives Linda a little house, and Christian becomes involved with one of his aides while helping refugees of the Spanish Civil War. (Part 6) Q ® (A INSIGHT © NEWSMAKERS 8:30 9:30 10:00 10:05 10:15 9:00 6 MOVIE * * "T ake This Job And Shove It” (1981) Robert Hays, Barbara Hershey. A young corporate executive runs into resistance when he returns to his hometown to revitalize a company brewery. 'PG' © ® MASTERPIECE THEATRE "Love In A Cold Climate. Monsieur Le Due" In Paris, Linda begins a whirlwind romance with Le Due de Sauveterre. (Part 7) [^j 0 NEWS / WEATHER / SPORTS ® ® BANNED O @ O ( 0 O ® Q ® © ® © ® © ® © ® n e w s © ® LORD MOUNTBATTEN: A MAN FOR THE CENTURY "The Labors Of Peace" Following the Japanese surrender in 1945, M ountbatten becomes involved in handling postwar political and human problems. (Part 5 )(R )Q ® ® GEETEM: ANOTHER WAY OF LIVING © SPORTS 0 SPORTS CENTER ® NEWS €> ® CBS NEWS 10:30 o © BENNY HILL Watch for Benny’s look at Hollywood and the "G ranny Of The Year Jumping C ontest.” O ( 0 MOVIE ★ ★ “ The W recking C rew " (1968) Dean Martin, Elke Sommer Secret agent Matt Helm searches for a large quantity of gold that must be returned to insure international solvency. 0 ® BACKSTAGE AT THE GRAND OLE OPRY Guests: Jacky Ward, Charlie Lamb, Jim & Jessie O ® SOLID GOLD Hosts: Andy Gibb, Marilyn McCoo Guests: C liff Richard, Rex Smith, Kool & The Gang, Paul Williams, Judy Collins, Glen Campbell, Poco. © ® ABC NEWS © ® MOVIE "Fantasy Island” Ricardo Montalban, Victoria Principal. © ® MOVIE * * * ’/2 "W ild River” (1960) Montgomery Clift, Lee Remick. The Tennessee Valley Authority faces many conflicts while attem pting to build a series of dams. © ® SATURDAY NIGHT 0 INSIDE BUSINESS 10:40 ® MOVIE ★ ★ ★ V i “ The Four Seasons" (1981) Alan Alda, Carol Burnett. Three couples, all close, long-tim e friends, experience profound changes in their rela­ tionships when one of the marriages disintegrates. PG' 10:45 © ® MOVIE ★ ’/i "A New Leaf" (1971) W alter Matthau, Elaine May. The plans of a down-and-out playboy to marry and murder a wealthy girl go astray when he realizes that her good-natured, innocent ways appeal to him. ★ ★ 11:00 O © MOVIE ★ ★ V i “ Thief” (1971) Richard Crenna, Angie Dickinson. A reform ed criminal Is faced with a sticky situation when he needs quick money. 0 ® SOLID GOLD Hosts: Andy Gibb, Marilyn McCoo. Guests: Cliff Richard, Rex Smith, Kool & The Gang, Paul Williams, Judy Collins, Glen Campbell, Poco. © ® LORD MOUNTBATTEN: A MAN FOR THE CENTURY In 1947, M ountbat­ ten accepts the responsibility of uniting India and assisting that country’s tran­ sition from British rule to independence. (Part 6 ) ( R ) n © B E S T OF TAKE TWO 0 FIGURE SKATING "M e n ’s W orld Freestyle Cham pionships” from Copen­ hagen, Denmark. ® WEEK IN REVIEW 11:30 O ® DANCE FEVER Celebrity judges: Phyllis Diller, Sam Jones, Steven Shor- tridge. Guest: Jim Photoglo. © ® REX HUMBARD Q ® NEWS © ® ENTERTAINMENT THIS WEEK Reports on Hollywood's blonde bom b­ shells and the history of horror films; interviews with Donald Sutherland and Julie Andrews. O NEWS / WEATHER / SPORTS ® MOVIE "C harge Of The Lancers" (1954) Jean-Pierre Aumont, Paulette Goddard. During the Crimean War, two British Lancers are forced to flee to the sanctuary offered by forest gypsies. 0 © NEWS 0 ® WORLD OF FAITH 6 MOVIE ★ ’/* "A n Eye For An Eye’’ (1981) Chuck Norris, Christopher Lee. 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SHOP MONDAY THROUGH SATURDAY best little brewery in Texas Story by Scott Campbell Photos by Richard Steinberg In heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here. ’Cause when we’re gone from here, All our friends will be drinking all the beer. —Old G e rm a n Beer Drinking Song Wa-whooo!! Whoopeee!!! Yes sir, that’s the honest truth. Fortunately for us, there is a little slice of heaven right here in Texas, where some of the finest beer in the land can be enjoyed from an eternally flowing tap, with some of the finest people this side of St. Peter’s gates. Shiner, Texas, home of the Spoetzl Brew­ ing Company. A beer drinker’s little slice of heaven. The Spoetzl Brewery (pronounced like pretzel), is one of the 10 smallest breweries in the United States. How small is that, you wonder? Well, in one week, Miller’s Milwaukee plant can brew more beer than Spoetzel could brew in a whole year and when you consider that there are several Mil­ ler breweries and only one Shiner brewery, you begin to get an idea of what s m a ll means. In the world of Big-bidness beer, Spoetzl’s Shiner is teeny. But in this case, small is beautiful, for the folks at Shiner are all heart. So besides capacity, what is the big differ- It/efcome To After a long day's drink ence between a small brewery and a big brewery? Pride and tradition, that’s what. In a market place dominated by corporate giants (Budweiser and Miller control over 50 percent of the entire U.S. market), that sense of pride and tradition has declined as rapidly as the quality of their beer. Advertise more and cut back on the product. Add chem­ icals to hasten the brewing and aging. Change the brewing recipe by cutting back on expensive, high-carbohydrate malt and put in more refined sugar, processed rice and corn starches. Hell, if it’s cold, the American consumer will drink it. As long as the adver­ tising image fits, that is. Shiner changed its recipe once, 11 years ago, and it’s stayed the same since. Through thick and thin, the folks at Spoetzl kept the brew the same, using essentially the same process that they started with in 1909. Hops, malt, corn grits, yeast and water. Aged for 28 days. All natural. Good stuff. That’s why many a Shiner devotee will tell you that the morning after a bout with Shiner brew is a lot easier to handle. You don’t wake up feeling like trolls have been dancing on your head. All the more reason to go and see the brewery. This w riter has been on eight brewery tours across the United States and is pleased to report that the Shiner brewery tour was by far and away the best. Most breweries give tours, (as far as I know, all the small brew eries give tours — it’s only the really big breweries that have ceased giving Saturday television (I) ROMPER ROOM 6:35 7:00 O (S3 O ® © ® THE FLINT3TONE8 0 53) Q ® © ® p o p e y e ® MOVIE ★ ★ ’A "The Mysterious Stranger” (1982) Chris Makepeace, Fred Gwynne. A daydreaming Missouri boy fancies an encounter with an angel of dubious origin in medieval Austria. © 5® © 3 ) SUPERFRIENDS 0 ) (S) TEATRO FANTASTICO O NEWS / WEATHER / 8 PORTS 0 PROFESSIONAL RODEO ® BASEBALL BUNCH © 5 2 ) 0 ® f f l ® s m u r f s © 55 Q ® © ® TARZAN / LONE RANGER © 5® © CD THUNDARR / GOLDIE GOLD © INSIDE BUSINESS ® THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY © ( £ MISTER ROGERS (R) CD 5® BURBUJAS CD MONEYWEEK ® WAR AND PEACE 7:05 7:30 7:35 8:00 8:05 8:30 O (5) O GD €9 ® k id s u p e r p o w e r h o u r 0 55 O ® © © BUGS BUNNY / ROAD RUNNER ($} MOVIE ★ ★ ★ "The Outlaw Josey W ales” (1976) Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke. A man becomes an outlaw when a ruthless band of Union soldiers destroys his Southern farm and kills his wife and son. ‘P G ’ © ® VICTORY GARDEN © 5® © ® LAVERNE & SHIRLEY Q CNN SPECIAL REPORT 9:00 © ® SESAME STREET (R) Q © 5® ffl ® RICHIE RICH / SCOOBY DOO © 5® HOY MISMO © ART OF COOKING © S P O R T S CENTER 0 5 3 ) 0 ® I D ® SPIDER-MAN © S T Y L E 9:30 10:00 9:05 ® MOVIE ★ ★ ★ "The Buccaneer" (1938) Fredric March, Akim Tamiroff. Pirate Jean Lafitte aids the United States in the War of 1812. O 52) TARZAN O ® SPACE STARS © ® NOVA “Twins" The scientific research on twins >s a field marked by damaging fraud but also by important new discoveries. 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Guests: Olivia Newton- John, Air Supply, Melissa Manchester, Eddie Rabbitt, Sister Sledge, The Bella­ my Brothers, Dr. Hook, Huey Lewis & The News, ffi ® SPORTS AFIELD 2:00 © ® © ® TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS TENNIS Top mate players including John McEnroe, Eddie Dibbs and Vitas Gerulaitls compete for $500,000 in prizes (live from the West Side Tennis Club in Forest Hills, N.Y.). 853) FUTBOL INTERNACIONAL NEWS, / WEATHER / SPORTS 2:15 © 5® MOVIE ★ ★ “Tower Of London" (1962) Vincent Price, Michael Pate. Richard III battles several opponents in his rise to power. 2:30 O 13) MOVIE ★ ★ ★ "Stan d Up And Cheer” (1934) Shirley Temple, Warner Baxter. Following the dark Depression years, a presidential decree is made designed to replace the nation’s hopelessness with optimism. 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O ® NEWSWATCH PRESENTS © ® © 1® © ® WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS National Championship Motorcycle Racing (from San Jose, Calif.): the U.S. vs. U.S.S.R. in World Cup Wrestling (from Toledo, Ohio). © 53) FANTASTICO ANIMAL © NEWS / WEATHER / SPORTS 4:30 © 53! CHICKEN A teen-ager terrorizes his high school through gang violence and vandalism but meets his match in a teacher who won’t fight back. Q o ® LONE STAR SPORTSMAN © ® WILD KINGDOM “Hippo" Marlin Perkins, Jim Fowler and Stan Brock journey to Kruger National Park In South Africa to go after one of the most difficult to capture of ail wild animals - the hippo. (R) ® MOTORWEEK ILLUSTRATED o 53) O (ED NEWS L O ® WILD KINGDOM "H ip p o” Marlin Perkins, Jim Fowler and Stan Brock journey to Kruger National Park in South Africa to go after one of the most difficult to capture of all wild animals - the hippo. (R) ® MOVIE ★ ★ "From Hell To Victory” (1979) George Hamilton, George Pep- pard. Four friends from different countries must leave Paris in 1939 to fight for their individual countries in World War II. 'PG ' ^ ^ 0 . _ .1 . J . . _ f . ______ 11A M.______A 0 1 3 ) 0 ® DAFFY/ SPEEDY O 53) O ® TROLLKINS ® MOVIE ★ ★ ’/* "Sm okey And The Bandit II” (1980) Burt Reynolds, Jackie Gleason. Sheriff Buford T. Justice calls in his two lawman brothers to stop a q (T) SANFORD AND 80N Lamont falls in love with the daughter of Fred's old ‘ D / T l' retired bootlegger, the Bandit, from transporting a baby elephant. PG © ® SNEAK PREVIEWS Roger Ebert and Gene Siskei review "Partners" and "Sw ord And Sorcerer." (R) © ® © 5® © ® WEEKEND SPECIAL "The Big Hex Of Little Lulu" A little girl uses a fortune teller, pickle ice cream and her active imagination in a scheme to convince a friend to work. 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A college fraternity's New Year's masquerade party turns into a nightmare when a vindic­ tive guest starts killing off the party-goers ‘R’ 10:35 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:05 1:45 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:15 4:00 4:30 A C enter for General D en tistry & O ral H ygiene Stop in either of the Smile Centers at 15th and Guadalupe or 2323 S. Lamar for a fast, friendly, professional cleaning and dental check-up. All for just $25. Bring this ad with a Student I D. for $5.00 off. 2323 South Lamar 441-3914 Ed Fomby, D.D.S. Charles Snow, D.D.S. Carl Herring, D.D.S. Rick Redmond, D.D.S. Robert T. Wootton, D.D.S. 1501 Guadalupe 473-2125 Ed Fomby, D.D.S. Charles Snow, D.D.S. Stevan Koprivnik, D.D.S. Mon-Thurs, 9-8, Fri 9-5 — no app fitment needed Sat 10-2 & evenings by appointment If You Like to Smile, You’ll Love the Smile Center 1 1 I I PREGNANCY TESTS CCCINSELINC I I I I I CCNTRCL IN E C R M A T K N LCCA1 REFERRALS i / l •< S / S / i f i R IC CRANDE 3 I l f I I S W EST * I I CAMECIS tours) and all those that do give tours have a hospitality room where you go to sample their product at the end of the tour. Most hospitality rooms dole out only a few glasses and outright discourage student-looking types from drinking more than one or two glasses of their precious brew. Some brewer­ ies even give you wooden nickels to get the beer — limit two, please. Not so at Shiner. “ Another cup, sir ? ” asks bartender Her­ bert Sims, a Spoetzl employee for 15 years. “ Here, let me fill that cup up for you.” I start to offer a polite refusal but not quite quick enough. 01’ Herbert had already snatched my cup and was topping it off again from the tap that never seemed to stop flow­ ing the four hours we were there. It’s in the hospitality room that you also get to meet and hob-nob with the employees. You don’t feel like you’re talking with em­ ployees, though; like meeting members of a large family. it’s more “ Shiner’s got a good taste. It’s a good grain beer,” said brewer Em ile Schoenweitz as he leaned against the old wooden bar. “ There ain’t a bunch of crap in Shiner, like they put in a lot of other beers.’’ Emile, who’s been with the brewery for 14 years, is one of the two brewers who work under Brewmaster John Hybner. John, a na­ tive of Shiner (the town), has been with Spoetzl since 1965. John began as a tank scrubber and is now one of nine stockholders who own the brewery. He took over as in 1972 after completing a brewmaster brewers’ course at Chicago’s Siebles Institite of Technology. It doesn’t take long to get the notion that most of the people at the brewery have been around for quite a while. “ I’ve been here for 23 years,” said Joe Jarmon, who works at night in the mainte­ nance department. When asked what he liked best about Shiner beer, Joe replied, “ It’s good, and it’s free.” Holding on to an old but practically elimi­ nated tradition, Shiner allows and en­ courages its employees to drink all the beer j Herbert Sims (r) fills (snatches) yet another glass. they want. On and off the job. If you happen to ask who’s been around the longest at the brewery you’ll hear a resound­ ing chourus, “ Joe Greene!” and most likely Joe will be standing right next to you. Or in front of you serving the beer. Joe, a tall handsome black gentleman, will | Spoetzl but is interrupted when he gets called to the phone. That was the last chance I had to talk with Joe in a coherent manner as Her­ bert filled and refilled my glass umpteen times before Joe returned. Tours of the brewery are normally given by Speedy Beal, another long-time employee. say that he’s been with the brewery for 52 years. Then Herbert will pipe up to correct him. “ No, Joe. It’s been 53 years.” However many years, Joe can relate many an anecdote about the brewery. If you’re pa­ tient enough, that is. Joe knew Mr. Spoetzl, the man whose name adorns the brewery. Kosm as Spoetzl was sole owner of the brewery from 1904 until his death in 1950. “ A fine person.” Joe takes another sip on his beer. “ A real good m an.” Joe starts to relate some stories about Speedy was out the day we visited Shiner so Herbert gave us the tour. A lot of breweries don’t show you the actual working brewery, or if they do, they don’t show you all of it. Once again, not so at Shiner They show you everything. When the tour is finished, you’ve seen it all — lock, stock and brew kettle — and you’ve seen the plant in action. Notice how many of the tasks are performed by hand. Shiner believes in put­ ting its money into people, not equipment. And the equipment that was there remind­ ed me of Willie Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. ; A lot of the machines pre-date World War II and are in perfect working order, having been meticulously cleaned and maintained over the years by people who care. The only bummer about Spoetzl Brewery tours is that there are none on weekends. Tours are given only on weekdays at 10 a.m. and 11 a.m. because the plant is shut down over the weekends. It is best to call in ad­ vance at (512 ) 594-3852, to find out the best time to go. The hospitality room closes down for lunch between noon and 1 o’clock every day. As a matter of fact, most of the brewery closes down for lunch. After lunch though, the hos­ pitality room really picks up. When you go for the tour, be prepared to stay the whole afternoon. As the clock approaches four, the little room begins to fill and a small crowd forms outside the building. Townspeople, employees and visitors all congregate to drink beer and socialize. That’s when the true beauty of the little brewery shines. It’s in the friendly, almost party-like atmosphere of the hospitality room that you begin to realize that the intan­ gible that makes Shiner special is the people A visit to Shiner, Texas, to go on the Spoetzl Brewery tour is by far and away one of the best day trips that can be made from Austin Approximately 85 miles southeast of Austin, it is an easy trip to make Take High­ way 183 through Lockhart, but don’t go through without picking up some of Lock­ hart’s famous barbecue. I heartily recom­ mend Kruez’s Market, which has been mak­ ing excellent barbeque since 1924. Then follow 183 on through Luling - you’ll know you’re in Luling by the distinctive odor of crude oil — and turn left as you cross the railroad tracks. Rifle shot on down to the four-way stop just outside of Gonzales and make a left onto Highway 90 to Shiner. Once in Shiner, it is difficult to miss the big, white, brick building on the banks of Boggy Creek. That is the Spoetzl Brewery. Be careful — don’t let Herbert or Joe or Speedy or Emile refill your cup too many times. -------- "C\* ^^usilnlte9 M other's D ay, Father's D ay, G raduation, or A ny Day! ★ S i n g i n g Telegrams * Male Strippers * ★ Exotic Bellydancers * Romantic Breakfasts-In-Bed * — Surprise Gifts — ★ Balloon Bouquets * Sparkling Cham pagne * * Bouquets of Roses * 1600 Nueces 479-6501 V \ It TKKIES ond TAMTAL1ZES! t J é £ THE GRADUATE NME UNCR0FT.. DUSTIN HOFFMAN KATHABINE ROSS CALDER WILLINGHAM... 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A y o u n g co rp o ra te executive ru n s into re sistan ce w hen he returns to his h o m e ­ tow n to revitalize a c o m p a n y brewery. ‘P G ’ 8:05 ® " I II B e S e e in g Y o u " (1949) G inger R o g e rs, J o se p h C otten A girl just out of p riso n and an em otionally upset sold ie r find a new lease on life d u rin g a 10-d ay rom antic interlude it i t "T h e A p p le D u m p lin g G a n g R id e s A g a in ” (1979) Tim C on w ay. D o n 6 Knotts. A pair of w estern outlaw s try to walk the strait and narrow G * * * ' ? (5 ) 'B o r n Y e ste rd a y ” (1950) Ju d y H o lid a y , W illiam H old e n W h en a beautiful b lo nd e d isc o v e rs that her boyfriend is involved in so m e u n d e rh an d e d d ealin gs, sh e ru n s aw ay with her etiquette instructor. (5) i t it'/4 "G e n tle m e n M a rry B ru n e tte s' (1955) Ja n e Russell, Je an n e C rain T w o sh o w b u s in e s s beauties in P a ris attempt to k eep ro m a n c e from interfering with their careers. 2:00 6 Vi " S t e e l " (1980) Lee M a io rs, Jennifer O 'N eill. A beautiful w o m an is a ssiste d by a tou gh co n stru ction forem an in run ning the c o m p a n y sh e inherits after her fa th e r's su sp icio u s, "a c c id e n ta l” death. P G ' 4:30 6 A A Vi "T h e M y ste rio u s S t r a n g e r " (1982) C h ris M ak e p e a ce , Fred G w ynn e A d a yd re a m in g M is s o u r i b oy fancies an encounter with an angel of d u b io u s origin in m edieval A u stria 9:00 10:05 12:05 WEDNESDAY'S CHILD tonight on ACTION NEWS who knows all about Ralph s super-suit sends Ralph and Bill on a wild chase through the streets of Las Vegas (R) o PRIME TIME NEWS © AUTO RACING "NASCAR Winston 5 0 0 " from Talladega, Alabama CD (ID CHARYTIN ® (A3 THE TWELVE MONTHS 7:30 8:00 O © O ® 09 ® THE FACTS OF LIFE The students become embroiled in a controversy involving the banning of several books from the school library O ¿33 O 3 ) MOVIE A * "Return Of The Rebels" (1980) Barbara Eden, Don Murray. Twenty-five years after they disbanded, the graying and balding ex­ members of a motorcycle gang reassemble to help a former member who is having troubles. (R) 6 MOVIE A it'A "The Fan" (1981) Lauren Bacall, James Garner A popular film star is victimized by a psychotic admirer R’ CD ® © ® ® 33 FALL GUY Howie meets up with a man who is being paroled after serving time for the theft of a large Navy payroll. ® ® CENTRAL ASSEMBLY OF GOD 8:30 O © O ® 09 ® TEACHERS ONLY Diana's remarks on pre-marital sex are quoted out of context in the school newspaper. CD © ROJO VERANO 9:00 O © O ® CD 33 QUINCY Quincy attempts to prove that the death of a young girl who was attacked by her guard dog was not an accident (0 ® TV AUCTION (CONT’D) © S3 © ® Q3 3 ) DYNASTY A shocking series of events threaten to destroy the Carrington family. ® ® BOTTOM LINE CD FREEMAN REPORTS CD © 24 HORAS ® ® ACC CHEMISTRY SHOW ® NEWS 9:30 9:35 O © O © O ® Q ® < D ® 0 D ® n e w s 6 MOVIE ★ A T he A p p le D um p lin g G a n g R ic e s A g a in " (1979) Tim C on w ay, D o n Knotts. A pair of w estern outlaw s try to walk the strait and narrow G (D (13 TV AUCTION A b id -b y-p h o n e e x trav agan za w here an yth in g an d every- thing will be auctioned to the highest bidder. © ® FAMILY FEUD © ® LA VERNE & SHIRLEY & COMPANY L á v e m e and Shirley p ack their b a g s for a tropical p arad ise vacation. ® (ID EL DERECHO DE NACER ® ® EL TEMPLO SINAI © MONEYLINE © SPORTS FORUM (53 CAROL BURNETT AND FRIENDS G u ests: Tim C on w ay, C h a ro 6:00 8:05 6:30 O © TIC TAC DOUGH © © THE MUPPETS G u e st Petula C lark © ® FAMILY FEUD 0 3 3 THE JEFFERSONS A visit to her old h om e in H arlem b rin g s b ack p o ig ­ nant m e m orie s to Louise. CD S 3 © ® P M. MAGAZINE A new su rgic al technique for slip p ed d iscs; a hou se w ife w h o writes jokes for top c o m e d ie n n e s © 3 ) M*A*S*H Klinger se e m s to lack R a d a r 's k n a c k for cutting through red tape to get so m e m uc h -n e e d e d su p p lie s for the unit. (Part 2) f f i S 3 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT The se c o n d in a se rie s on H o lly w o o d 's b lo n d e b om b sh ells. a HD DIOS SE LO PAGUE ® ® ALTERNATIVE VIEWS O ther V o ic e s In P o litics” G u e sts: re p re se n ta­ tives from the C itiz e n 's Party, So c ialist P arty and So c ialist W o rk e rs Party. © SPORTS © SPORTS CENTER ® BASEBALL Atlanta B ra v e s at P ittsb urgh Pirates 6:35 7:00 O © © ® S3 ® REAL PEOPLE Featured a gorilla w h o rate s television p ro gra m s: a co m p a n y that delivers strip -tease telegram s; a L o c h N e ss-ty p e m on ster in L a k e Cham plain. © (D) O © THE INCREDIBLE HULK D avid is captured by an ex-con vict w ho tries to m ake him his slave © ® TV AUCTION (CONT’D) CD ® © ® QD 3 ) THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO A d yin g m illionaire "W H O 'S M INDING THE KIDS'' Investigating Day Care ACTION NEWS 10 PM © © 0 © © ® O S ) © ® © ® ® ( D © ® n e w s 6 MOVIE a A "D e a th H u n t" (1981) C h a rle s B ro n so n . Lee M a rv in In the 1930s. a M o u n tie and a frontier crim inal w a g e an old battle a s civilization e n c ro a c h e s on the C a n a d ia n w ilderness. ’R’ ® ® AUSTIN SHOWCASE © SPORTS TONIGHT © SPORTS CENTER Q ® NEWS © REAL PICTURES 10:00 10:20 0 ) © R EPO R T ER 41 10:30 O © O ® 0 3 ® TONIGHT Host: J o h n n y C a rso n . G u est: A rn o ld S c h w a r ­ zen e g ge r © © MOVIE ★ * 2 "H a r u m - S c a r u m ” (1965) Elvis Presley. M a ry A n n M obley. A m ovie star b e c o m e s involved with intrigue an d a beautiful p rin c e ss while travelling in the M id d le East. O 3 ) ALL IN THE FAMILY A rchie b e c o m e s d e p re sse d after taking a m a g a ­ zine’s life e x pe ctancy test that in d icates he will die w hen he re a c h e s 57. CD 3 ) © 33 ABC NEWS NIGHTLINE © ® M*A*S*H Col. Potter p la n s to sh o w h is all-time favorite W e ste rn a s a p ick -m e -u p for the c o m p a n y ’s b ad ly s a g g in g m orale. CD © NOCHE A NOCHE © NEWSDESK 10:35 ® ALL IN THE FAMILY A rchie inadvertently c a u s e s a m entally retarded g r o ­ cery sto re b o x -b o y to lo se h is job. 11:00 Q ® MOVIE A A A % M a ra th o n M a n ” (1976) D ustin H offm an, L a u re n ce O li­ vier. A n introspective gra d u a te student an d m aratho n runner find s him self at the m ercy of a terrifying fugitive Nazi war criminal. (R) © ® TV AUCTION (CONT’D) © S3 € D 33 LOVE BOAT G o p h e r ’s father suffers the left-out blues, a m ature co up le get the su rp rise of their lives, and a bride d e als with her new h u sb a n d s ® NEWS © SPORTS ® RAT PATROL daughter (R) © ® CHARLIE’S ANGELS O n e of the A n g e ls b e c o m e s the target of an a s s a s ­ sin. C D © MOVIE "El C a n d id a t o " O lg a Zubarry, Duilio M a rzio © BOXING 11:05 ® MOVIE A A 1 2 "T h e Private N avy O f S e rg e a n t O ’Farrell” (1968) B o b Hope, Phyllis Diller A N avy officer attem pts to raise the spirits of h is m en after they are left dry by the sin k in g of a beer boat 11:30 © © O ® 0 9 ® l a t e NIGHT WITH DAVID LETTERMAN Guest: co m e d ian Ste ve Mittlem an. © WEST COAST REPORT 11:40 6 MOVIE A A "T a k e T h is J o b A n d S h o v e It" (1981) R ob e rt H ays, B a rb a ra H e rsh e y A yo u n g co rp o rate executive ru n s into re sista n ce w hen he returns to his hom etow n to revitalize a c o m p a n y brewery. ‘P G ’ © ® ABC NEWS NIGHTLINE © PEOPLE NOW 12:10 03 (33 ALFRED HITCHCOCK PRESENTS A m an d e c id e s to get rid of on e blackm ailer only to deal with another. 12:00 12:30 © © © ® 03 ® NEWS © © ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT The s e c o n d in a se rie s on H o lly w o o d 's blo nd e b om b sh ells. © ® LOVE BOAT G o p h e r 's father suffers the left-out blues, a m ature couple aet the su rp rise of their lives, an d a bride d e als with her new h u sb a n d s d a u g h ­ ter. 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H f H 0 0 0 9 Oj H H i 0 0 0 0 01 0 0 0 0 I o o o o o 0 0 0 01 " 0 \ j i , 9 9 9 9 0. 0 9 9 9 ’{) o 0 0 í’ H i) Í S’ 0, I $ > 9 9 9 0 9 9 O H ® 0 0 0 ° 9 ° ° ° ° 0 > > 9 9 9 9. 9 9 9 9 0 9 0 9 ° 0 0 9 9 9 , > o 9 9 0 9 9 9 9 9 ® 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9/*^ 0 0 0 9 9 9 H ^ A * 9 0 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 0 9 . ,> 9 0 C 9 9 9 9. 9. 9 9 9 ^ 9 0 9 9 0 9 9 9 9 9 9 . ¿ 9 0 9 0 0 9 9 0 9 9 1Í 7. 9 0 9 9 0 0 9 0 9 0 9 9 9 . > 9 0 0 9 9 9 9 . 9 9 9 0 9 0 9 0 9 9 9 9 9 0 9 9 0 Oh'-r-)*. Jr t 0 0 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 ^ By Alice Shukalo As you step a low, through the door, the first impression is auditory: soothing hum, or perhaps the lulling monotone of roiling water. You shut the door behind you, and instant, insulated privacy is yours for an hour — an hour to be used in uninhibited and relaxing nurturing of your body and mind. You take off your clothes, step into the shower for a moment and then, gathering your loofah and towels, sink into one of the greatest plesures known to the human race — the hot tub. Communal bathing has been part of the human expe­ rience as far back as we know. People have bathed in rivers, hot springs, the ocean the bathtub throughout and history. North Americans had saunas in teepees, Scandana- : vians had saunas in houses, Texans have Houston in the sum m ertim e. Then, there is, of course, the ubiquitous Cali­ fornia sauna hot tub experi­ ence, a truly cosmic ablution. Ask any Californian. India has its Ganges, Egypt its Nile, New York its Love Canal. And and weren’t for, among famous Turks their public other things, baths, whatever form they might take? the Romans Bathing, obviously, has psy­ chic and physical value be­ yond its use in washing the body, as the burgeoning popu­ larity of hot tubs in this coun­ try is but belated proof. Hot tubbing is a ritual; it takes I time, it demands your atten- ! tion, it nurtures and rejuven­ ates. It is immensely enjoy- s able whether done alone, with one companion or several. warm. Hot tubs, too, offer the won­ derful combination of free­ dom from modesty together with privacy — you get to dis­ robe completely and then sub­ merge your entire body in wa­ ter, although shyness doesn’t last long in this setting. You can be sociable or you can close your eyes and be quiet. The greatest benefit, howev­ er, is the m assage you receive from the w ater jets on the sides of the hot tubs — those tight, abused muscles soon yield to the tireless pounding of w ater, to say nothing of what it does for your circula­ tion. And when you’ve had too much of a good thing, you can sit or lie at the edge of the tub or step under the shower to cool down. Take along an as­ tringent to wipe up your face — it helps refresh if you feel Two pieces of advice: use some lotion all over your body after the tub, because your skin may need soothing and moisturizing after the extend­ ed visit with the hot w ater. And never, ever, w ear a bath­ ing suit in the tub. You see all these advertisem ents for hot tubs, and they always contain around four people, all w ear­ ing suits, right? This is not the good way. Think of filling the tub at home with hot wa­ ter, putting on a bathing suit and getting in a soaking for 30 minutes or so. Well, wearing a suit in a hot tub is worse than that. I t’s kind of like ... well, I ’ll leave that to your imagination, but take my word for it, it ain’t the way to go. So, the next tim e you want to relax, get naked and take a hot tub. TV viewing: on the way to golden slumbers By Paul L ittle “ What do you do to take it easy?” the dwarfish I m a g e s editor asked with a squeak. I shuffled a bit, hemming and hawing for a moment. I looked about for some sort of assist­ ance. (Somebody get me out of this one). I decided I had no recourse but honesty. I mean, other people do the same thing for, I am sure, the very sam e reasons. So, my wife doesn’t like it, lots of people sneer at it and others are downright hostile, but what the hell, it’s there, it’s cheap, it’s easy and it is relaxing. In fact, I imagine most of the other people who sit at home night after night glued to the television set can rely on the same rationalization I use. It takes no effort and stim u­ lates nothing but a yearning to use the bathroom every time the picture fades into a commercial. What could be more relaxing? There is no other activity I can think of which takes so little effort and which stim ulates so little brain activity as sitting in front of the old tube, staring hour after hour into a cultural and intellectual vacuum. I have to adm it that my current schedule and more pressing, “ legitim ate” and interesting ac­ tivities often keep me out of the void. However, night after night, after having spent hours in tedious and mind-bending activities, I come home and turn that little switch, activate the box at the end of a cable, turn off my mind and gaze for an hour or so at that little screen. I nave to admit, there is no way I can sit through a half hour of “Happy Days,” much less something as vacuous as “Three’s Company” or “ Too Close for Comfort.” I demand that the television I watch at least be entertaining. Much of the time, it is impossible to ask that network television be dram atic, funny or even nice to look at — have you ever tried to find a good show on a Friday night? There is no academic reason why 1 watch old “ Jack Benny” reruns :mo the late night hours. I can’t confess to having anv motive other than the fact that I simply like to be taker» away from the “ real” world for a few minutes. Can you biame me for wanting to forget that the world is dominated bv a man who used to host “ Death Valley Days ano has had his picuire taken in bee 1 with an ape? I do not consume mindless drivel after mindless drive!, ¡ however. Every now and then I do see!-. 0 Uv television shews which are enlightening or intellectually stimulating. Some are even “ good.” That is, good by some criterion other than TV standards. I watch certain shows religiously. Reruns of “ Hill Street Blues” surpass nearly any show on the tube About every other series on “ M asterpiece Theater is worth watching, even if I have to put up with Alistair Cooke s pom­ pous attitudes and pointless Victorian trivia. “ Nova” is often interesting, and some TV movies are actually pretty good. Most of my tube tim e is taken up with reruns of "Barney M iller,” late night episodes of “ Columbo” and assorted other, less noteworthy, shows. I manage to squeeze in the odd Ben­ son” episode in somewhere between “ Magnum, P I.” and “ Lou G rant” . No m atter how much of my gray m atter I allow the tube to absorb, it is very hard for me to be anything resembling passionate about television. No m atter how good it gets, as a friend once rem arked, “ it can’t really stand up against a good m ovie.” In fact, most of the stuff coming across the airw aves can’t stand up against even the worst movies. This could ex­ plain why I spend a good deal of my tim e watching Home Box Office. Tim e/Life Television has afforded me an opportunity to appreciate a good number of excellent films. I must confess, however, to having watched “ Humanoids from the Deep” a t least three tim es, “ Caddyshack” at leasi twice and, possibly worst of all. “ Don R ickies’ Wise Guys.’ (Associating the word wise with Rickies should be a crim e against not only myself but all of humanity.) Night after night I sit through second-rate movies (I mean, who in their right mind would have gone to see “ The Last Chase or Nobody s Perfekt” in the theaters?), HBO exclusives (often the dregs of tastelessness), or TV movies without the com m ercials ( “ Salem ’s Lot” was okay, but com m ercials could have actu­ ally helped “ The Ordeal of P atty H earst” ). When it comes to relaxation. I have found, there is no bet­ ter way to turn off the brain cells than a hall hour or so of toe boob tube. Whether I am watching “ Today’s F B I” (I sat a r a r i t — through the entire show once), or ‘Lou Grant the TV show that deals with an issue or two every so often), I i I am able, with no help at all from my intellect (which is qu&s- • tionable a t best), to turn off the outside world and R E L aX . I ; can define brain death v,ilh two simple letters — , DAYTIME MOVIES 7:00 8:05 10:35 11:30 12:05 6 tioner living in Germany is faced with total ruin during the rise of Nazism. "D espair” (1979) Dirk Bogarde, Andrea Ferreol. A Russian confec­ ® ★ ★ "F irst Traveling Saleslady” (1956) Ginger Rogers, Barry Nelson. After her Broadway show is closed down for indecency, a turn-of-the-century girdle vendor tries her luck out West. 9:00 6 -kir-kVt "T he Four Seasons” (1981) Alan Alda, Carol Burnett. Three cou­ ples. all close, long-tim e friends, experience profound changes in their relation­ ships when one of the marriages disintegrates. ‘ PG' * * ® 1/2 "S hadow On The W indow ” (1957) Philip Carey, Betty Garrett. Three hoods who set out to rob a successful farm er wind up m urdering him and taking his secretary hostage. • £ “ The Outlaw Josey W ales" (1976) C lint Eastwood, Sondra Locke A man becomes an outlaw when a ruthless band of Union soldiers destroys his Southern farm and kills his wife and son. ‘PG’ ® ★ ★ A Kiss Before Dying” (1956) Robert Wagner. Jeffrey Hunter. A psy­ chopathic killer murders his wealthy, pregnant girlfriend and nearly gets away with it. 2:00 (6 * * ' / 2 "H ard C ountry” (1981) Jan-Michael Vincent, Kim Basinger. A Texas factory worker is torn between his desire to continue in the "go od old boy lifestyle and his fiancee’s show business am bitions. ‘ PG’ CRIMESTOPPERS to n ig h t on ACTION NEWS tuesday television ★ ★ company deliver monologues and perform sketches ana musical numoers based on material from the "B ook Of Lists.'' 6 MOVIE ★ "The Outlaw Josey Wales ’ (1976) Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke. A man becomes an outlaw when a ruthless band of Union soldiers destroys his Southern farm and kills his wife and son. 'PG © ® TV AUCTION (CONT’D) © ® © ® f f l ® HAPPY DAYS Joame attem pts to prove io Howard and Marion that she is responsible enough to be left on her own for a few days. 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Three faces collapse in unison. Suddenly my straight Mark’s flush and Greg’s jacks-over-fours full house don't look very good. Scott rakes the chips over to his corner of the table, alm ost apologizing for winning as he does so. “ I really wasn’t sure about that one. He turns to Mark and says, “ I thought you might have had me beat, like maybe you had pulled the straight flush.” “ Yeah, right,” says Mark. This is how I relax — by throwing money at other people. Well, not really. It’s just that when 1 play poker it quite often seem s that all I do is buy chips and then watch the other guys d iw y them up. Every Thursday night, usually at my apart­ ment, four to seven guys (very rarely non-guys) will gather for a game of cards. All in good fun Small stakes - 25 cent limit per bet and maximum three raises per round. of beer and chips. A chance to let go, play some cards and have a little fun. , . ., That is, until we s ta rt dealing. Once the cards a re out. the normally innocuous banter can take on a sharp edge. When som eone says “ Good b et,” he m ight m ean it, or he m ight just be saying “ Thanks for giving aw ay your hand, bozo When a player wins after three big bettors have been raising each other for an entire hand, someone will usually say. Good hand ” If the speaker dropped out of the hand early, h e's probably sincere. But if h e’s one of the losers, chances a re he draw, o il that last card» yon lucky son of tealiy means, a bitch.” There isn’t a great sense of community at these gam es. Anyone looking for cam araderie and all-for-one fun had best not sit down. Which doesn’t mean that w e’re so cutthroat that we don’t have a good time. It’s just that losing is no fun. And we play to have fun. So we play to win. Of course, nobody wins all the tim e that s what keeps the gam e interesting. I haven’t had a decent winning night since before spring break. Last week, I lost $10, and the three weeks before that I broke even. But I keep coming back, because I know I can win. When we started playing last Janu­ ary, I could count on the poker gam e to provide an extra $10 or so every week. One Thursday night, I closed up shop with $25 in my wallet that wasn’t there when I started out. i I There are, however, nights when it would have been better not to have gotten into the gam e at all. My downfall started the first gam e after spring break, and the instrument of my destruction was a gam e called seven-stud high-low push. It’s a simple game: each player is ultimately given seven cards, from which he makes his best five-card hand; after the first two cards are dealt face down, the dealer offers the top card on the deck to the first player, who either keeps it or pays a dime to “push” it to the next player (if he pushes, the dealer then gives him the next card in the d eck ); the second player then can keep the card he was pushed or push to the next player, and so on until everyone has a card; the players bet, a new round of dealing begins; at the end of the game, the highest and lowest hands split the pot. I had been losing all night, so much so that I had already sat out some, but decided to try my luck again. I invested more money, m ost of which promptly disappeared. I had enough for one more hand — it was do or die time. The dealer called seven-stud high-low push. He gave m e a king and an eight in the hole, then offered m e a king which I took On the second round, the d ealer offered me a card I really couldn’t use. Still, I knew pushing would probably serve no purpose — m ore than likely I ’d get a four or a seven or som ething equally useless. But on a hunch I pushed. Bam. Third king. With one card my luck had turned 180 degrees. I heard a choir of angelic voices bu rst forth into the alleluia chorus. All I had to do w as sit back and w ait for a second eight or the fourth king. The d ealer offered me an eight. Calm and collected (so rt of) on the outside, but with my brain doing back flips on th e# inside. I took it A fter five (The reader should know that four of a kind beats a full house, made up of three of kind plus a pair ; a full house in turn beats a flush, five cards of the sam e su it.) I looked around the table to check the competition. Gary, to my left, had held onto the four of hearts, but pushed a low card of another suit, which m eant that he probably wasn t going for the low hand. There w ere two other players who looked like they were going low, and two more whose hands didn’t reveal them selves. By the next round, the latter pair of players had folded. My only competition for the high hand was Gary, who was obviously trying to build a heart flush, and not succeeding. He still had the four and a face card in hearts, but his other two up cards w ere a second four and something that didn’t fit in anywhere. Hell, it was a moot point anyway. Even if he hit the flush on the last card I was still going to whip his ass with the full house. That money in the center of the table had my name written all over it. This was my pot, and with everybody staying and raising, my half was going to be about $15, enough to regain everything I had lost and even show a little profit. Gary was obviously uncomfortable. The two low hands were playing chicken, raising back and forth to see if either one would drop. Neither did, and while they kept raising, Gary deliberated how much it was worth to him to try to draw the flush on the last card. After a few m oments, he decided to stay. We w ere dealt our la st ca rd s (face down, no push) and 1 opened for a q u arte r. If G ary hadn t draw n the flush, he would probably drop. If he had, then he d m ore than likely stay — he knew he w as m y only com petition, and he doesn t like it when som eone wins a hand w ithout showing his cards, which I never do if I can force everybody else to fold. But I knew there w as no way he would ra ise me. He raised me. Well, I thought, th a t's his problem . If he thinks I'v e only got th ree kings, let him raise. I'll take his m oney. Then on the second round of betting, he raised again w ithout thinking had bumped his raise the first tim e around, so he knew I was sitting on good hand. He w as too confident. Som ething was definitely wrong here. Then I saw the two fours on the table in front of him . and w ith a sickening rush I knew th at no other fours had crossed the table th at hand. No. He couldn't have. Nobody has th a t kind of luck I called him. He turned to m e. picked up his hole c a rd s and flipped them . vail r ! ú j j V / r t M t ¿ÜáÉéi i*r Walking relaxes when other conventional methods fail forms of exercise available; and, best of all. it gets the adre­ naline pumping and the thoughts churning. And. since one seldom concentrates on fundamental processes such as walk­ ing or driving, the mind is free to wander far afield. So is one’s body. OOe* Consider the following scenario: a nervous student, all the more anxious because of an encroaching deadline for an es­ say decides to get the juices flowing and sets out on foot at 11 p m, from Welch Hall. He ponders the theme as he heads southward on Speedway Street. Finally, after a few false starts, the stimulus begins to take effect, and his thoughts begin to acquire momentum. He climbs the granite staircase, enters the granite portal and strides down the granite corri­ dor of the Capitol. Momentarily stopping to contemplate the baroque excesses of the building's interior he is taken with a thought. He combines this with his previous ideas, then men­ tally repeats the entire exposition as he continues south on Congress Avenue. Development of the idea emerges: east on Seventh Street, south on Trinity Street, east on Third Street. A new variation with each block, each turn another phase of the passacagha The tempo and mood change as he realizes he’s gone three blocks east of the Interstate. West on Third — quickly The development reaches the climax as he arrives at San Jacinto and Martin Luther King Jr. boulevards He listens to the crackling of the Santa R ita’s loudspeaker, hoping for fur­ ther inspiration But at midnight, the PU F saga is dormant. Our pedestrian wanders toward the L B J Library, his conclu­ sion emerging in full glory among the wondrous surroundings. The work now completed in his mind, he stops to rest before committing it to paper. By 1 a.m., he is busily scribbling his masterpiece upon sheets of scrap paper. He rereads the opus, looks at it disdainfully, tears it to shreds and tosses it in the wastepaper basket. It was so good when he was wandering about town. Now he’s convinced he would have done better to have let some sonata run through his memory instead of thinking about the essay. He wanders into Muther’s to work off his frustrations. Next time he'll try listening to Delius. B y John Stokes I don’t relax. Relaxation is a foreign concept to high-strung people such as myself. One is either awake or asleep - the latter not qualifying, or, rather, over qualifying, as a relaxed state. There was a time when the music of Schumann and Brahms had a tranquilizing effect, and the works of Delius are still an effective cure for insomnia, but the serenity of •true relaxation can no longer be reached by aural paths. And while one can often find me taking out my frustrations on the “ screens” at Muther’s, the therapeutic virtues of “ Dig Dug,” “ Donkey Kong” and “ Alpine Ski can hardly be placed in the category of induced nirvana. Alcohol doesn t quite do it. and were I disposed to controlled substances, they would be at the “ wide-awake” end of the spectrum (I probably couldn t handle the other stuff anyway. I get screwed up just taking antihistamines). , Clearly the conventional ideas about relaxation do not ap- plv to my pastimes. The definition may be broadened, though, if one considers the “ second wind” ; that almost trance-like condition of running during which one is mentally alert and free from a sense of fatigue, even though one has run for several miles. But running is excessive and ultimately pain­ ful. as is jogging, which has the added stigma of being fash­ ionable. . . . Fortunately, there exists a less strenuous means ol obtain­ ing the second wind: walking. 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I mean, just look at things: nukes in West Germany, nukes in Nebraska, nukes in our own BACKYARD; moun­ tains blowing up all over the continent, planets lining up. giant globe-girdling clouds of funk that powder our cars with dust while we sleep, E yebeam ’s girlfriend Sally prancing around nekkid as a jaybird, and, as if that were not enough, all of this couples with the unmitigatedly bleak prospect of another four years of Gov. Mr. Bill Clements ... R e l a x 9 Are vou crazy? W e're all tense college stu­ dents. How do we alleviate this tension0 Traditionally — no iconoclasts here, bubba — we kick back and chase those blues away in the grand old tradition of our fathers and their them, fathers before i.e., we catch a buzz. I know this sounds a bit mongoloid; I am, however, merely stating (in the vernacular, of course) demographics. Moral judg­ ments aside, people have been seeking to alter their heads since Cain was knuckle-high to a crapshooter; they always have, and from what I ’ve seen, always will. Doctors report that small children spin rapidly to bring on dizziness; apparently the urge to buzz is present within us from a very early age. As we grow older, we merely be­ come more sophisticated in our methodology and more perverse in our tastes. But w hy? The most suc­ cinct explanation was provid­ ed by a confirmed buzz-junkie friend as we sat on her front porch on Baylor S treet, watching traffic. “ It is just impossible,” she said, waving a small and unu­ sually shaped pipe around as she talked, “ like, really hard, for me to see how anyone could expect people to, um, remain straight when bullshit perm eates this society so, y’know? Clements pollutes o u r b e a c h e s , th e D PS slobbers at the chance to tap our phone lines willy-nilly; I hafta go vote down a pro-dis­ crimination ordinance just to keep religious nutbars out of my bedroom. All of this crap we have to endure, and yet I'm a frigging c r im in a l for wanting to get stoned before I watch ‘Leave It to B eaver.’ She dropped her oddly shaped pipe; it disappeared between two boards. “Um, whoops.” She ducked under the porch to retrieve it, still speaking Her voice floated up between the boards. The effect was vague­ ly disquieting. “ Y ’know, I really think that getting high is one of the last bastions of personal resist­ ance to the onrushing — ah — juggernaut of bureaucratic crapola. Ouch! It's dark as shit down here ... ummm ... it s the one way we can re­ move ourselves, at least men­ tally, from the situations they construct and regulate in or­ der to control us. All right — found it! Anyway, an altered head is one of the few things still in the province of the per­ sonal and the private . . . ” She emerged, pipe held above her head triumphantly. “ Which is why the bureaucrats and re­ gulators hate it so, y’know? Where’s lighter? Any more Doritos?’’ I shook my head. the ‘ Damn. Well, like I was just thinking, it’s a bit of a paradox, y ’know, because the social factors that cause peo­ ple to resist with their brain cells pretty much sta rt with the governm ent... we react to them, so they react to us.” engender We sat there with the little pipe, watching traffic. If this were so, we reasoned, then the tone and policies of differ­ adm inistrations would ent each their own unique types of cranial free­ dom fighters. With in mind, we examined the past few presidencies the chemical resistance that they spawned. this and JOHNSON When night darkens the street, then wander forth the sons of Belial, flown with in­ solence and wine. —John Milton Ah, yes ... 1965 Rivieras, the last crew cuts, the Beach Boys ... people took Doris Day seriously; what the hell was therp to get tense about? A few barbequed B uddhist monks, the prez’s scar and his proclivity for yo-yoing his beagles around by their ears, that’s what. No big deal. The order of the day was al­ cohol. Try to imagine, if you can, everyone acting as if they were in one big sorority or fraternity. The era of quar- ter-a-gallon gasoline was sim- REAGAN I think we are in Rats Alley where the dead men lost their bones —T.S. Eliot pie Nothing was too complex for the traditional bringer of sightlessness and corroder of livers; booze handily settled any seemingly unAmerican Nagging Existential Doubt. | tively unnerving, especially when one has a chemical coursing through one’s veins that killed the last 68 lab mice to which the FDA adminis­ trated it. Horribly. NIXON When the going gets weird, the eird turn pro. •Hunter S. Thompson As a distinctly unpleasant result, people flew through windows, off high buildings and in front of buses ... or stared into carbon-arc lamps | ... they were strange tim es ... a little bit too, ah, intense. _ _ FORD You are better found. lost than —Clement Robinson Optimism! Americans had forgotten what it felt like, and so after the sleazy covertness of Nixon and the vacuousness of whatshisname, it was time for a change. Oh, those clos­ ing golden years of the Me Decade! People watched the Gong Show and took Jerry Brown seriou sly ... And why not? By present standards the economic envi­ ronment and the expectations it germ inated were delirious­ ly optimistic. We were s ta rt­ ing over, rolling up our sleeves. Mellow cam e into vo­ gue. If you could get behind it and if it was where you were at it was cool once m ore to flash on smoking m arijuana. Hoo boy — that situation didn’t last long, to be sure. Things got lots more existen­ tial and infinitely more dubi­ ous as we wobbled toward 1970 with the Trickster. Olive- drab seemed the dominant pigment in America in those years; that many felt compelled to add a few colors of their own. small wonder Psychedelics were very popular. So oppressive were the times that many felt that their only option was to bail out. LSD was their ejection seat ... not only did it render the user completely unsuited for all but the most basic mo­ tor tasks, but it also enabled said consumer to watch a n y ­ thing — the news, his or her foot, the ceiling — with a total absorption that could take the w atcher from infantile glee to abject terror in the space of a Tidy-Bowl commercial. So skewed, so maniacal were the tim es that the con­ cept of “ Turning Your Brain Into An Ashtray So The E litist Insects Won’t Feed You Into The Im perialistic War Ma­ chine” often centered around quantity, not quality. The ob­ ject was to get as far away from reality as possible ... anything that would help in attaining this was fair game, from obscure mushrooms to Walrus tranquilizers. Unfortunately, while this sort of activity definitely put you out of the reach of the E l­ itist Insects, it w asn’t very re­ laxing since it was, after all, highly illegal. In fact, these increased excursions often tension and fear markedly and brought into the colloqui al a word that was heretofore prim arily the province of psy­ jou rn als: PARA­ ch iatric NOID. After a while a vague sense of paranoia can become posi As we used to say in those days, there’s a Ford in your future and a Dick up your past. Americans, traum atized by Vietnam, cuckolded by W atergate, looked at the post- W atergate political scene and said as one: “ Fuck this, le t’s do some bongs and watch Saturday Night Live.’ Mindlessness was in vogue then — disco was hot, ennui was ram pant, who cares? Gerald Ford fell down all the tim e; didn’t do drugs. His wife Betty never fell down; by her own admission, she was on drugs all the time. There’s a there lesson somewhere, but I don't know what it is. Can I change the subject? in With disco cam e disco drugs. Psychedelics were out of favor — the tim es were too too cheezy for stupid and heavy tripping. We didn't want heightened conscious­ ness, we wanted unconscious­ ness and so we put on our three-piece disco clothes and our five neck chains, and go out to get the Boogie Fever. Downers, the hardy Quaalude, were in with a vengeance, along with a comeback by that perennial fave, ethanol. Our idea of a good time was gin, Tuinal and Andy Gibb — bringers of in sleep, w asters of large chunks. particularly tim e O f course comatose is cool — look at the president. CARTER Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak di­ lutions. The surest poison is time. —Ralph Waldo Emerson Cocaine, however, was the Big Drug and epitome of the times. Cocaine is euphoric in its effects; C arter was, too. For a while. Good ol’ boy ism made get­ ting loaded acceptable; alco­ hol made giant strides back into daily routines (such as breakfast) borne on the por­ cine shoulders of Brother Bil­ ly. In the early months of the it C a rte r a d m in is tra tio n seemed that everyone was high on so m e th in g , if only their own expectations. But there were subtle dan­ gers ... as the middle class took to psychoactives there began an insidious co-opting ... all of a sudden coke was an accepted form of conspicuous consumption; m arijuana, too, was worth trying to im press your friends with and the $10 bag joined the unicorn in the boneyard of popular mytholo­ gy. All of a sudden an ounce of good weed cost more than you made in a week and Valium ’scripts were rustling around the suburbs of America like so many autumn leaves ... Then it happened, as it does with all euphoric experiences — America cam e down, down off of C arter with the brutali­ ty of a Van Halen roadie col­ lapsing from too much bad PCP. No more RVs, no m ore pri­ vate planes, no more weekend ski trips. No m ore 68 degrees inside on sum m er days. No m ore swimming pools. No more bass boat. More money for gasoline, more money for light, more money for heating, for cool­ ing, for plane tickets, for plas­ tics, for fertilizer. So we decided to do some­ thing about it. Guess who we got? Yup. The promise of a little bit more money was powerful; we missed our mo­ tor homes and gas-powered drink stirrers and BY GOD, WE WANTED THEM BACK. Neither odd, uncenterd head movements, flapping w attles or in c o h e re n t speech could keep Americans from going after Ronnie Rea­ gan like a famished badger going for a baby bird. ra m b lin g , So here we are, as things get nasty out there and we try to feed our petroleum jones ... at home, tension is waxing as freedoms wane like so many e n v iro n m e n ta l p ro te c tio n standards. R e la x ? What are you talk­ ing about? Is this some sort of a joke? Relax, when the presi­ dent of the United States is some fossilized gridiron refu­ gee? RELAX? When the man with all the pretty red phones on his desk and the Button For Ending The World thinks that trees pollute more than cars? You think I can R E ­ L A X when the prez’s political acumen is so truncated that HE thinks FDR was a nascent fascist who really wanted to turn the U.S. of A. into a so­ cialist state? As I said earlier, hoo boy. I think I ’m having a cerebral hemmorhage just THINKING ABOUT IT- whoops, easy ... in any case, I can’t relax — who’s in charge here, any­ way? I do believe that the ani­ mals have all been let out of their cages. W hat?! The a m m i n a l s ha ve been let ouda d er ca g e s? THE BAM- INALS ARF SNOUT EGGS INNA PAGES!! I JUST SAW A HYENA IN A POLICE­ MAN’S UNIFORM!! PE TE FLAWN WITH THE FACE OF A DOG AND THE BODY OF AN APE! WATCH OU- West is a r e la tiv e o f one o f the regents. Nick the Knife stabs at life By Nick Barbaro W hen th e p re s s u re g e ts to be too m uch — w hen 30-hour w o rk d ay s and stu p id fig h ts w ith people I c a r e ab ou t, and no m oney, and E l S alv ad o r, and M exia, and cold fren ch frie s for d in n er for the th ird night in a row all g e t to be too m uch — h e re ’s one good w ay I ’ve found to re la x and le a v e m y c a re s behind I ta k e th is huge c e re m o n ia l tw o-handed b ro ad sw o rd I have, and go hack so m eb o d y ’s h ead off O r, o th e r d ay s, w hen I'm feeling m o re civilized, I’ll put m y Uzi su b m ach in e gun un der m y o v e rc o a t and w alk aro u n d looking fo r ta r g e ts of o p po rtunity. You h av e to u n d e rsta n d I ’m re a lly a n ice guy, a v ery p eacefu l s o r t; lots of tim e s , if so m e poor fool ju s t happ ens into the line of fire, I ’ll let him live. B ut it's su rp risin g how often y o u 'll find som eone w ho 's m o re th an w illing to h ave a go a t it And th e r e ’s an in cred ib le sen se of re le a s e a t th a t m o m en t of c o n ta c t, w hen you feel an o p p o n en t’s fa c e c av e in like an egg shell u n d er th e fo rce of a p e rfe c tly a im e d drop kick At th a t m o m e n t w hen you im p ale som eo ne — feel blade plunging deep into flesh, and th a t ru sh of u ltim a te v icto ry — i t ’s easy to fo rg e t th a t th e phone b ill’s o v erd u e, the sin k 's clogged and you h a v e n 't seen your c a r keys in th re e days. T h e re a r e a couple of th in gs you h av e to w o rry abo u t, of co u rse T he only re a l one is th e d a n g e r of ru nning into so m e ­ one w h o’s stro n g e r th an you a re and w ill s m e a r you all o v er the lan d scap e if you ta k e him on. (O r h e r, of co u rse. O ne of the jo y s of th is ty p e of re c re a tio n is its to tal lack of sex ism — in the field of a rm e d c o m b a t i t ’s a p roven fa c t th a t w om en a r e ev e ry b it a s dead ly a s m en ) B ut if you keep your w its ab o u t you. y o u 'll find th a t th e situ a tio n s you c a n ’t fight your w ay out of, you c an talk o r run your w ay o ut of, and go on your w ay and w a it to pick on som eone w ho’s not you r own size. And if you c a n ’t, w h at th e heck, th e r e ’s a lw ay s re in c a r­ nation. Y ou’d think law e n fo rc e m e n t o fficials would be a p rob lem , but th e y ’re no big d eal, re a lly . 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Plenty of Free Parking a f i $&■ -'¿¿M ÍVw0 ; > | P B9LLET THEATRE PRESENTED B y AUSTIN ¿3T U R .pgy AT 8 30 RAV M a y 8 S U M P a V A F T E R N O O N AT 2 M a y 9 p a r e m o u n t tm s a m e T IC K E T 'S A V a t L a 8 L e AT THE PaRaMOUNT^ A U S T IN 6 a U -E T T H e a r R E ( j s o s WEST &) AND tc a ^ a V E L (6MR.NET, W&ST63TE. ^4’ *5, anp H 3 L F P R IC E M A T IN E E VCK£TZ> FOR. CMILVR E N T H IS p E f i ^ O i o w a N C E F U N D E D IN 0 Y T H E C J T f O F A U S T IN 14 ÍAstiiON JEANS fo R S 2 8 ! (S38 oatue) jjhl feel the f i t Icall 472-2865 7 * ,,4 1 1 ,•» i» * * ■ « •.» > -* ' ' -■ Uncovering the mysteries of UT’s women’s restrooms By Patty Perez M esmerized by the stuffed anim als lining the walls in T.S. Painter Hall. I walked into a restroom on the fifth floor. To my horror, I was suddenly confronted with two porcelain fea­ tures that I had never seen in ladies’ restroom s in my 18 years of using ladies’ restroom s " M y G o d , ” I thought to myself. Any minute now I expect­ ed my biology professor to come whistling out of one of the stalls to discover me, a gawky-eyed sophomore, in the m e n ’s restroom . Trapped, I didn’t know what to do. I heard the door creak — someone was entering the room. My heart stopped — there was no tim e to hide. But I was in luck. It was another female. In disbelief, we stared silently a t the urinals and then stared at one another. “ Is that for washing hands?’’ she asked "W hat a horrible gag to play on women ' In B attle Hall, it is known as the cloakroom ; in the Music Building, it is coyly known as the powder room; and in Stein- dam Hall, home of the ROTC, it has been called the latrine. Whatever the name, women's restroom s on the UT campus have a unique style all their own. If there were annual bath­ room aw ards, UT’s would definitely win hands down for their unusual decor. E nter the "five sta r" women’s restroom on the first floor of the U ndergraduate Library. I was obviously deluded in thinking I had left graffiti behind me in the good ol' high school days. This spacious lounge is the scene of a war of words between Greeks and non-Greeks plus philosophical offerings on the ever-popular subject of sex. There are inter­ esting slogans — most of which are not printable or even believable — with some snappy responses. Freedom of ex­ pression is alive and well a t the UGL. An aw ard for best conversion from a ladies’ lounge to an all-purpose suite would undoubtedly go to the Texas Union Building's Room 3.128, or the Sinclair Suite. This suite was a ladies’ lounge when the Union Building opened in 1933, and it was off lim its to men just as room 3.116, the Governors Room, was off lim its to women. The suite remained the la­ dies lounge until the renovation of the Union Building, when the suite and the G overnors’ Room were opened to both sexes and becam e all-purpose rooms. Je rry Breeze, a librarian at the Perry-Castaneda Library, recalls when men would get upset during Monday night football games because the ladies lounge had one of the Union's only two color TVs. Just as there is a “ best,” there must also be a “ w orst." The award for the sloppiest remodeling job would have to be accorded the previously mentioned ladies room in Painter Hall This lounge has the distinction of containing two thun- derboxes, also known as urinals. Just imagine the confusion MOVIE TIMES Find Them THE DAILY TEXAN 9102 Burnet Rd. Austin, Texas 837-1824 Doors open 8 pm Tues.-Sat. C O M IN G UP THIS WEEK: Tues. M ay 4 LADIES NIGHT N O COVER & 50c HIBALLS ... dance to the Austin Sound of the t .g t h o r n t o n BAND Men - $2.00 Cover & Regular Drink Prices Wed May 5 ALL LIQUOR 2-for-l ALL NIGHT ... and dance to the LEI RDY PARNSLi BAND $2.00 Thur*. M ay 6 5* BEER and ... ’ :ir * ' *(9 X S2.00 Ladies $2.00 Men Fri. M ay 7 THE SUSIE NELSON BA N D $3.00 Cover Sat. May 8 The Geezinslaw Brothers $3.00 Cover these things cause when an unsuspecting female enters this restroom. In its all-consuming effort to really become a university of the first order and prove how liberal it really is. the Univer­ sity is also the site of a Phyllis Schlafly nightm are — a unisex bathroom The exact location of this history-making restroom cannot be disclosed because of the uproar, not to mention stampede, knowledge of its whereabouts may cause The bathroom does contain a lock on the door to prevent the oc­ currence of any em barrassing incidents. Go ahead, adm it it — you’re curious, aren t you? Sorry, I'm sworn to secrecy. To the very best of my knowledge there are no m en’s rooms on campus that have plush sofas and other unusual features. Also, there seems to be no guidelines that implicitly demand women’s rooms must contain soft rechners and carpeting As the University becomes a university of the first class, maybe one day UT restroom s will have ptped-in music, bathroom attendants and m arble thunderboxes LES L, CRANE D .D .s!\ 3800 SPEEDWAY • C o m p l e t e G e n e r a l Pr a c t i c e • S ur ge ry: I m p a c t e d W i s do m Teeth I m p l an t s Transplant s • N i t r o u s O x i d e Analgesia • A u d i o Visual R el a x at i o n T e c h n i q u e • I ns ur a nc e For ms H a n d l e d • P a y m e n t b y P ar e n t A c c e p t e d • V .T . D e n t a l I n s u r a n c e A c c e p t e d • E v e n i n g A p p o i n t m e n t s A v a i l a b l e • B a n k F in an ci n g A v a i la bl e VtSA' corner o f AHlh & Speeduav •L1& - 5 pm to 7 pm Monday through Friday Baked Potato Special A super sp u d filled w ith your choice of tw o toppings, a side order of cole sla w a n d a m e d iu m soft drink. 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With­ out even asking, I know that my favorite form of relaxa­ tion falls into that ignomini­ ous latter category. A two- its hour facial, because of cost and narcissistic implica­ tions, will no doubt be una­ vailable after the revolution. But until then, let me make a plea for this much disregard­ ed ego booster. Relaxation is mainly a pro­ cess of letting go — of ten­ sion, of anxiety. The yeast- eating proponents of holistic massage and meditation usu­ the wholesome ally stress it rewards of relaxation: better health and hence, happiness. But they’re usually quick to add that this good health will also make us “ look" better. The facial simply reverses improves that equation; your appearance and hence, you’re more relaxed (ergo healthy). Enjoying a facial requires going one step fur­ ther in the letting-go process — throwing off the puritanical attitudes that spoil the sybari­ tic pleasures of unbridled sel­ fishness and vanity. Imagine lying in a quiet, j darkened room. Your shoes are off; your eyes are closed and covered by tiny squares of cotton soaked in fragrant camomile tea. Your face has just been cleansed with a cream y lotion, rinsed with a warm wash cloth, and then gently massaged by strong, soft hands. After a warm her­ bal mud pack has absorbed the grit and grime, an icy- cold mint mask is applied by those same hands. Then, you are left alone — with your thoughts and your smug con­ tentment, knowing how m ar­ velous you’ll look after this pampering. It all sounds pretty deca­ dent, I know. But we all need an occasional vacation from the demands of living the “ po­ litically correct” life. And al­ though vanity is nothing to be proud of, ignoring it doesn t make it go away. Think of a facial as a reflection of spirit­ ual bankruptcy if you will; it can help you relax. Nothing that does can be all bad. Sometimes a good book is ¡ust a good book. Photo by Travis Spradling, TSP staff And now for something really weird By Jerry M cCulley “ Just relax,” we’ve all been told at one tim e or another. Or. “ Relax, will you?” But I'm not sure what any of that means anv more. In defining what relaxation is, the only clear thing is what it isn’t. It strikes me that a lot of what's these days is parading around in the guise of “ relaxation just so much unrefined hooey. If I stopped you on a street corner and fervently insisted that up was down, that polo was parchesi, that Lubbock was Long Island and other such paradoxical flights of fancy, you'd likelv assume that I'd had a heaping portion of whimsy for lunch and had already been fitted for a wardrobe of canvas and turnbuckles. And yet no one arches an eyebrow when it’s proferred that such divergent behavior as aerobics, baseball, reading, mountaineering and gourmet cooking somehow in­ duce a state of tranquil harmony (relaxation) betwixt body and spirit. Relaxation, like sugarless, lo-cal, imitation ice cream , seems to come with a built-in guilt complex of late; an inher­ ent craving for redeeming social value. Take aerobics, this year's sweaty response to soft yogurt, disco, P errier and hula-hoops. This form of “ healthful relaxa­ tion” can number amongst its charm s strained hamstrings, soiled leotards and a resting pulse rate of 110. Aerobics sub­ scribes to the theory that if the muscles and nerves are goad­ ed beyond the threshold of endurance, they will have no choice but to collapse in a quivering heap of ruination ... to relax, the body what the W ehrmacht offered Poland — severely limited alteranatives. if you will. Aerobics offers This, of course, is the “ pain-is-pleasure” principle and per­ haps the logical evolutionary extension of the “ Me Decade” ; if it feels bad. do i t ... it’s good for you. The m ajor flaw in this line of thinking is the temptation to vi •v Torquemada as the Richard Simmons of the 16th century. Well, what then? Reading? Tolstoy may be undeniably en­ lightening, but relaxing? Flogging one’s way through the bat­ tle of Austerlitz is hardly a prudent choice over the backyard hammock on a balmy Sunday in July. No, I'll take a cushy recliner, TV and cold drink any day, thank you. Nothing too thought provoking on the tube, mind you; a re-run of “ Gilligan’s Island” or any film Universal Pictures made between 1940 and 1960 will do just fine. And leave this week’s P eople M ag azine on the coffee table — strictly for snob appeal. I ’ll be all set. Inside of half an hour, I’ll be soundly nodded off, and th a t’s as relaxed as I ever want to be. In this life anyway. Austin flock to float as technique evolves thriving business that serves an average of 25 customers daily. However, since the re- lease of Paddy Chayefsky’s book “ Altered States” and the subsequent movie, an ongoing battle against the misconcep­ tions the book raised has re­ sulted. F ar from the transform a­ tion from a scientist into a maddened, half-evolved m an/ creature, the subtle changes from before and after floating | inner depths. Describing the tank as an “ incredible tool” and the pro­ cess as the discovery of “ a whole different re a lity ,” Float to Relax co-owner and m anager Carol Mull em ­ phasizes the diversity of her I customers. From singers to law students and newspaper editors, the “ floaters” wear all sorts of political, ideologi­ cal and philosophical garb. However, stripped to their na­ to Mull, a 29-year-old form er social worker, often explains the process first-tim e floaters. To overcome their natural apprehensions, print­ ed information and an instruc­ tion manual help to fam iliar­ ize the uninitiated with the intricacies of floating. Skimming three-page the instruction manual, an initial reluctance slowly begins to fade and is replaced by antici­ pation. Mull then excuses her- ! By Tim O’Leary the experi- j a rtific ia l relaxation Pioneered during the mid- tech­ 1950s. nique now known as “ float­ ing” has had an unusual evolution. Beginning as “ sen­ sory d eprivation” ments, Dr. John Lilly created an environm ent which completely isolated the i subject stimuli. Since the potential benefits derived the from technique have been bound only by the goals and lim ita­ tions of individual floaters. from all outside then, One month away from its second anniversary, Float to Relax at 4501 Guadalalupe St. has also undergone a unique in evolution. Since opening 1978, this service of offering individuals a salt-water float tank for relaxation, stress re­ duction or self-exploration has changed ownership and philosophy. Beginning with an average of two custom ers a day as Austin Tank Works, Float to ■ Relax has since* grown into a are usually outwardly notice­ able. A calm state is apparent on the faces of the majority of ' those who •emerge from the ked and most basic selves, profound relaxation and in­ trospection are often attained within the solitude. self to straighten-up a tank room just vacated by a previ- i ous floater. You continue to J read instructions and j the Just hangin' around commit them to memory. As Mull escorts you to one of the four float tanks you silently recall the instru ctions... "... beca use y o u ’ll w a n t to be c o m p le te ly u n d is ­ tu rbed the n e x t hour ... use the re s tr o o m ... S h o w e r and sh a m p o o ... and step into the tank... After an initial period of ad­ justm ent to this strange cask- et-like environment, the signs of stress elimination become physically and psychological­ ly apparent. After convincing oneself of the sheer odds against drowning in the one- foot-deep saline solution, the floater finds the 95-degree wa­ ter relaxing and inspiring. Drawing out all the stress and strains from normal day- Í : to-day life, the tank forces a 1 frank realization of an indi­ vidual totally and completely alone with him or herself. Re­ gardless of whether one’s eyes are open or shut, the ab­ solute darkness of the tank engulfs the floater. O nce a c c lim a te d , th e floater is free to explore their imagination, work on an espe­ cially bothersome problem or seek the “ mind-like w ater” state of ZaZen. And w hile m any city dwellers escape the confines of the metropolis to seek the refuge of solitude calming within a natural environment, an equal number are finding it elsewhere — within them­ selves. . . . . . . What do broccoli, bears and finals have in common? B y Stephen Bonin As transient college students, we partially gauge our fleet­ ing emotional states by the academic calendar, enjoying anx­ ious excitement at the beginning of a semester, suffering ner­ vous anxiety toward the end. It ’s a continuous cycle, as predictable as the change of seasons. However, just as Texas weather is variable and inconsist­ ent — luring us outside in the morning sunshine and forcing us under an umbrella during afternoon showers — dissonance tends to disrupt the flow. Our carefree joy over spring’s ar­ rival and summer’s promise is shelved temporarily by that inevitable event known as “ finals.” Is there sufficient cause for distress? Is tension inevitable, relaxation impossible? Can we cope'’ No, no and yes. First, we must not create unnecessary pressure by incessant worrying about final exams and term papers. Contrary to common misconceptions, stress origi­ nates from within. Nobody can be blamed for inducing stress but we, ourselves and us. Let’s not abandon hope, however fickle we may feel about frozen broccoli. It ’s only the end of another semester, not the end of the world. Basically, let’s relax. Looking at the academic side of college as a game of chance and skill, as entertaining as the “ other” education, we can see a clearer picture of ourselves in relation to our task at hand — learning. For starters, let’s play “ Battleship.” We’ll be the heroic commander and we’ll delightfully devastate our feeble oppo­ nent, “ tests” — in a “ limited” nuclear war, of course. We’re in total control of our successes and failures. Shrewd master­ minds (our professors) sometimes surprise us with tricky moves, but we spring in for the awesome attack that blows their minds and sinks their sturdy ships. We knew exactly where their window of vulnerabilty was, didn’t we, boys and girls? Isn’t this fun9 Now, let’s play “ circus.” Lions and tigers and bears, oh my. Imagine UT is a three-ring circus and all of us admirably agile tightrope walkers maneuvering safely across a 100-foot high wire. The concerned crowd — parents, friends and some professors — gasp when we lose our footing and struggle to compose ourselves The lucky few who safely cross the abyss go to the head of the class Those who don’t make it mash beans at Taco Bell Or let’s all be stalwart Rocky-clones conquering seemingly insurmountable odds. Fiercely determined and amazingly strong, we roll with the punches, bounce back repeatedly and brilliantly knock out our ominous opponent, “ Mr F . ” Our stunning invincibility overwhelms the frenzied fans. They’re as wild and rambunctious as inebriated frats on a Saturday night, drowning us in a victory pool of champagne. Ooh, the bubbles tickle my nose. Oh, pshaw, the game’s over. But, boys and girls, we’ve discovered fantasizing is natural, healthy and one of the most common forms of relaxation. However, if we put on our super-whammy thinking caps, our super-visions can become our realities. It’s true and you can do it without using those nasty drugs, like LSD and mescaline. Like Rocky though, we must be the aggressors and attack those academic obstacles Anything is possible if we believe in ourselves and go for it. I believe. If you believe, clap your hands. Come on, now, we m u s t keep Tinkerbell alive. “ Staying cool” is crucial. We re on a tightrope, remember If we relax, hold our heads high and march full steam ahead, we’ll see the light at the end of the tunnel. Forging forward, we will be rewarded and the truth will set us free. But seriously, we play the same game over and over again — trudging along the circular path of the great Monopoly board of life The process is the same, but the outcome lies in our ability to cope with responsibilities. After several prac­ tice matches and mildly painful defeats, sometimes landing us in Jail without passing Go, we develop a winning strategy Alas, it seems when we finally learn the ropes, we’re too old to play and we graduate into a trickier sport — “ The Game of Life.” To earn credit in a course, we must be evaluated in some way — sorry, I didn’t make the rules. If you’re the crafty, apple-polishing type, you can blow this joint with an incredi­ ble 4.5 GPA. If we accept the idea of being evaluated and grow comfortable with it, we will be cruising down the road to success, just like a pimp in a pink Cadillac, waving bye-bye to the perilous path of “ barely gettin’ by.” Academic excellence and enjoyment is not just a product of positive mind control - attitude is only half the hurdle. Disci­ pline, with a capital ” D,” is the other half Once we decide we lore the learning experience — well, we do — committing ourselves to developing that relationship requires only an open mind and an energetic will. We follow a regular study schedule and face exams confidently. Maybe we fall behind, but we don’t slowly destruct ourselves in all-night cramming sessions. We relax, concentrate and pace ourselves steadily toward a desired goal. Fire up. but don't burn out. Then, you can cash Mommy and Daddy’s check without feeling too guilty. Just don’t spend it on Cokes — Gov. Bill says we must give those up My mother quoted Ben Franklin to my brothers and me when we were young — “ Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise and “ An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” I didn’t realize it at the time, but Mom indoctrinated us with the conviction that good health is paramount to good performance. 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D.D.S. 4422 P a c k S a d d le P a s s (just e a st of W e stg a te M all) A u stin , T e x a s 512-442-6626 O P E R A T I O N ID E N T IF IC A T IO N Engrave your driver's license number on all valuables in order to facilitate return to you if stolen and recovered. Engravers can be signed out from UT Police. “ Operation Identification". Call 471-4441. e . e e e e m ■ » » » • » » ■< o. 3 * B. & i 0 w » P I i By Buzz Fuat Like the quiet ascetic joys of sunrise services of previous years, the sun that divided the horizon that E aster morn was an inspiration to the 50 remaining beer-soaked, drug-besot­ ted revelers of Soul Bash 11, the multi-annual polyrhythmi- cal celebration of life as we know it. As Booker T’s organ slipped out of a side speaker to the beat of “ Green Onions” and molested passers-by, Rosie fingered the dawn, and Soul Bashers forsook the dying chaos of the house for the promise of a wide and awakening day. Communion with the sun — absolution for the night’s heady sins. “ This,” mumbled Motorhead, “ is what soul m u­ sic is all about.” F ishin’. ' F ishin’ without the g T hat's the only way to go about it, leave the “ g ” at home in the medicine cabinet along with all your troubles and cares. Assert your existence through fishin’. “ The bus, Motorhead, the bus!” went the crowd’s angry cry. A remodeled 1957 Chevrolet school bus replete with the finest dom estic comforts which had, among other things, once lived eight months in the G reat American Desert pros­ pecting for gold It alm ost didn't start. Eight tries. Nine tries. By now, it was breaking into asthm atic contortions, spewing up pieces of phlegm and lint and old stomach lining. At last, with herculean effort and much reluctance, the bus bolted to life and accepted boarders. Only God himself would now stand in our way. Because we were on our way to stalk the wild and wily cat fi sh a m e r i c a n a s at Clarence Washington’s Catfish Farm , somewhere in the bush of Austin lake country, a riverboat safari, making our dangerous and jungular way like Humphrey Bogart's wry and arresting smile deep into the frigid recesses of Katharine Hepburn’s icy heart. Smoke filled the bus and mixed with the cool sweat on my forehead. A small electrical fire had broken out in the back of the bus and was using up oxygen already allotted to those who planned on riding there. The problem was quickly bridled by kicking out the fire exit doors and getting scratch in what was left of the first gear. A glorious day this E aster Sunday promised to be. sun-filled and bird-chirping fresh. The party had been a success. After 10 kegs of Shiner Bock and 12 hours of dancing, nobody had puked in the re­ frigerator. The blood that covered the bathroom tile up­ stairs apparently was not connected to any tell-tale corpses, so far as could be told from sifting through the layers of rubble, and most of the surface dam age would be picked up by the insurance company. The last keg was pulled out of the pit where it had been buried in the backyard and rolled onto the bus. Fishin' gear was collected and loaded. One tackle box, no hooks, no bobbers One Zebco fishin’ pole. No bait Beer and chips. No dip, no Pepsi. We w ere ready. Ready to go fishin' without the g. Fishin’. More a state of mind than a m ere physical event. “ All aboard Who’s going? Who’s not going? Which way are we going?" In attendance were Motorhead, Buzz, Candy, The Wog, Squirrel, Gigi, Ginger, Juan, Danny, Diane, Jukebox and Jesse Jesse was the only animal not under the influence of an intoxicant She was a beautiful, loving sheep dog who provided the only sense of stability for the trip. Everybody knew everybody else, except for Jukebox. Jukebox was a shell-shocked veteran who had fought at Woodstock and the week-long Dead festival at Berkeley in 1967 He had incurred severe motor impairm ent, and his nerve centers were jam m ed open and in constant search for new things to tell long after the am phetam ines had melted down the information stores in his brain. The goal had been ostensibly to catch enough fish to feed the first annual Soul Bash Fish Fry. Catch so many fish th at people would drop from exhaustion trying to clean them all, would sink beneath the offal. Clarence Washington’s Catfish Farm and R esturant had in fact been my idea. I had been there once before and had eaten the best fried fish in the whole world. Clarence bad informed m e that the four fish in my belly had been raised right there from babies (if in fact fish can be babies) For two single greenbacks, the uniniti­ ated could enjoy the privilege of catching all the fish one could haul out of the pond. “Yes sir, my catfish is the best they is, sim ple’s th at.” Clarence had leaned back and taken another small sip from his glass of scotch “ Do you think a couple of fellows could catch enough fish for a fish fry in your fishing pond, C larence?” Clarence smiled. Depends on how good fishermen them fellows is. I know they's fish out there, yes sir, I do.” And so the delegation had been forged Visions of a fish fry danced like sugar plums in their respective minds. They had a large tub to hold the catch in. They had two frying pans and a large bottle of oil to cook the fish. The bus was equipped with a three-burner propane stove. Eleven people and one fishing pole allowed for a 10-man think tank by which to govern decisions affecting the use of said pole. Strategy would be our strong suit. “ No problem, assured Motorhead, “ w e’ll pick up some safety pins at the Winn-Dixie, cut some branches and make our own poles." “ Wow, just like Huek Finn," m arveled Juan. “ Hey, w e’re gonna be just like Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn, huh?” A loose nut was between the d riv er’s seat and the steering “ Pie-o-tee buttons! We gotta’ go to the snake farm and get the pie-o-tee buttons Man, it’s right on the way, man. Like, it would make this fishin' trip really far out if we had ass-kickin’ pie-o-tee buttons, man. I know where we can pick up pounds of them, man, like 1 ...” “ Who is that guy?" Motoi head tilted his head and asked. “ I don’t know. Ignore him. We re on the road. We’re goin’ wheel fishin’. “ Ah man. we re missing the pie-o-tee buttons, like pie-o- tee but-tons mannnn Turn the bus around and let’s get the pie-o-tee buttons, man. this trip will be one far o u t...” “ We’ll get ’em on the way b ac k '" Motorhead pulled his batterpd white hat low over his brow and hunched over the big black wheel as he headed the bus east into the gathering sun Jukebox continued his verbal diarrhea and nervous paroxysms. Motorhead groaned and slammed his foot down on the gas pedal. The engine roared over the peyote harangue and zoomed one mile-per-hour faster. “ Who knows that guy?” “ I don't Ginger, do you know him ?” “ No. But I think he's kinda cute." I think h e’s kinda loony and obnoxious. " “ If he say ’s ‘PIE-O-TEE BUTTONS’ one more time I ’m going to hit h im .” The wind whistled through the curtains. Danny, wearing a Shiner Beer cap, kept a steady flow of the sam e to all the conscious passengers. Squirrel and Candy were grinning like Cheshire cats Gigi was quietly listening to the people abuse Jukebox Diane petted Jesse. Motorhead let up on the gas pedal “ Hey. Anybody see any signs for G arfield?" “ No, but we re going in the right direction. I’m sure of th at.” Danny balanced two fresh cups of Shiner in his hands. “ Anybody want more beer? “ Where are we?" “ We re going in the right direction. I ni sure." Danny peered out the big bug-stained windshield. “ Hey! I think that was it ' I leaned out the bus door and squinted at an oncoming sign as the bus jetted by at speeds bordering on 45 miles-per-hour. “ Was that it? Should we turn around?” Motorhead’s hat twisted from the windshield, to the bus door and back again. I was not in a position to verify “ Well what does the sign we re looking for look like?” “ Ahhhhh, I'm , ahhhhh, not real sure.” “ What do you mean, you’re not real sure?” Gigi looked away from Jukebox and darkly queried, “ Do you know where we re going? “ Let’s get peyote buttons, m an !” An increasingly ugly assortm ent of angry passengers and known drug users began to unfairly question my judgment. grandpappy used to have one just like this and he used to catch more perch than you could carry. I know this lure is a good one for sure. Man, look at this baby. It for sure will snap those perch outta' that pond like ...” “ Jukebox?” I was reposing momentarily in the tall weeds, eyes dilated and captivated by the rabbit-shaped clouds around my head. “ ... like flies to honey, man, I know this is one sweet “ Pal. w hat’s the fornicatin’ sign look like?" the driver perch popper here, man. I ...” bidness in mah pond. Put on yo’ clothes and get out an’ do yo’ bidness elsewheres. Get outta’ mah pond ’afore I drag ya’ll o u t ...” Clarence seemed disturbed. Squirrel and Candy stopped their playing and watched the wildly gesturing black figure on the other side of the pond screaming at them. They sensed something was up and waded out of the water. Bluebonnet F ield s F orever: asked menacingly, flipping his small pocket ham m er. “ Ahh, gee, I really don’t know, Motorhead. It was dark and I was drunk and I was in the back seat the only time I was there. I just kinda rem em ber a sign on a pole with no lights. We got lost that time too, as I recall.” “ Oh, g reat." Danny pointed at a road sign with his cup of beer. “ Look, Bastrop six m iles!” “ We missed it.” “ We’re out of oil too." “ Sorry man, didn’t mean to spill beer on ya.” Fortunately, there was a gas station open on E aster Sun­ day that sold oil, fishing hooks, bobbers and food. “ Are we there yet? Where's the fish pond9” “ JUKEBOX!” I raised my head and scream ed at the m aniac in the dead grandfather’s tacklebox. Motorhead stopped in mid-cast and turned around. Jukebox stopped talking. “ Yeah, m an?” Jukebox looked like a dog forced to stop in the middle of relieving itself. “ Would you please shut up?” Gigi and Ginger giggled. Motorhead mumbled and continued with his cast, this tim e landing 10 feet off to the right in the weeds. “ Yeah, sure man. Ah, I was just trying to tell y a’ that you’ve got some bad bass and perch poppin’ lures here, man. If my grandpappy could see these he’d be in heaven, man. I wish I had another fishin’ pole, man. We could do some real, get-down serious fishin’ man I ...” “ JUKEBOX!” I was now back on my back staring at the At the catfish farm : Sixteen miles is a just a hop, skip and a jump in most vehicles. In our drugged and epic state it was an eternity.-It was only a m atter of time before the abusers in the group popcorn in the blue sky. ager caught masturbating. “ Yeah, m an?” Jukebox had the countenance of a teen­ “ You bore me. Jukebox You bore the fish, Jukebox. The Great Soul Bash Fishin’ Trip Since nobody would pay him any attention, Jukebox took the Zebco fishin’ pole and his newly found, bad bass lure and went off to harass the only other fisherman at the pond, who had m igrated to the other side during the naked persons episode. During the next two hours, the other fisherman and Jukebox could be seen slowly working their way around the pond. Ginger and Jesse ambled down to where the peanut gal­ lery was assembled. “ Whoooo-weeeee!!! Was ol’ Clarence mad. Heh, heh.” Ginger was laughing and shaking her head while the others petted the woolly sheepdog. “ Is Clarence going to shoot us?” Motorhead was still ready to head for Cleveland. “ Shoot no. Ha, Ha. When he cam e back up the hill he was laughing and shaking his head mumbling about ‘those damn college students.’ He wasn’t that m ad.” Ginger looked across the pond and spotted Jukebox tracking the other fisherman. “ Did y ’all catch any fish?” “ Heck, no. I ’m getting a bit tired of this whole trip .” “ I don’t think there are any fish in that stupid pond,” Gigi said fairly disgustedly. Ginger giggled. “ I think I know where they all are. When I was up in the shed looking at those big tanks up there, Clar­ ence told me if I wanted to see some fish that I should stick around for a few minutes. He went off and started a pump and about three minutes later, as the w ater drained out, the tank turned into a flopping mass of catfish. There were thousands of them there.” Everybody groaned. Gigi got up and without a word head­ ed for the bus. Motorhead and I laid still on the ground. Danny threw stones into the pond. Ginger and Jesse walked off toward the hill beyond the pond. “ Wow, look at all the bluebonnets.” Ginger sighed. “ It’s so beautiful.” At the crest of the hill, one could see the pond stretching out, and endless rolling fields of fresh green m esquite trees dotting the blue carpet of the bluebonnets reaching ahead. Sky and fields melded together on the horizon. Everything was a shimmering blue, touched with green. Even the air smelled blue. “ The bluebonnets go on forever,” I noted, from a particu­ larly thick patch. “ I feel like I’m in the land of Oz. Poppies ... nice, sweet, poppies.” I opted to take time out for private research, leaving the others without benefit of a trained observer. M eanw hile, back with the ch ick en s: Gigi, ex-reporter and the venture’s social conscience, was trying to hitchhike home. She was losing patience with the antics of her friends and couldn’t bear the thought of listen­ ing to Jukebox on the ride back. With a defiant and deter­ mined look on her face, she strode down the long gravel road to the paved farm road a m ile or so beyond. Forty-five m inutes and no cars later, a hot, tired Gigi gave up the idea and headed back to the farm. As she was passing the chick­ en barn on the way to the pond, she heard a muffled voice. Her curiosity piqued, she edged to the door and looked in. “ So you guys don t get out too often, eh?” said Buzz, a burned-out newspaper columnist, in an understanding tone. “ Who the hell are you talking to?” questioned Gigi. She was not amused. “ The chickens,” answered Buzz naturally. “ We’re just talkin’ turkey.” Buzz turned to the chickens. “ Right guys?” A fine fish in ’ trip, with or without fish: The party was ready to leave. Jukebox had lost the lure and chased the other fisherman home. Danny was a t w ater’s edge harassing a bearded stranger. Ginger and Jesse were crashed out in the bus. Candy, Buzz, Gigi, Squirrel and Juan were packed like so many sardines on the little patch of in front of the bus. Motorhead was restless. I grass appeared to be missing. Motorhead knew this m eant trouble. Well aw are of my tendency to wander aimlessly in the wilds, Motorhead called for volunteers. “ A search party. We have no time to w aste!” They set out to look for their lost companion. “ Watch out for copperheads!” warned the bearded stranger. This was John Kelso, local press celebrity who, acting on a tip, had appeared at the scene to record the dram a. He was telling Danny about the three fish he had caught in the small pond just over the hill. “ Some guy warned m e about catchin’ fish there. Clarence gets testy about fishing where you ain’t supposed to be.” “Or swim m ing,” nodded Doug. The copperhead warning was not what Gigi or Motorhead wanted to hear. “ I can just imagine him communing with nature and finding his wizard,” she said. Motorhead was about to reply when he saw a patch of colored fabric. The two searchers wandered over to find me lost somewhere betweeen pain and ectasy. “ K ansas,” I moaned. “ I want to go hom e.” Motorhead and Gigi picked up my trembling body. I looked a t Gigi. “ Auntie E m ?” Gigi giggled. They staggered back to the bus. Danny had abandoned the bearded stranger and now lay with the other sardines. “ Looks like Guyana,” I said. The group began to sing. W e ’re out o f the woods We 'r e out o f the rain W e' re into the sun ... Motorhead leapt into the cockpit. It was tim e to go. The im perative of movement was all he felt. He started the bus. It sputtered. The sardines stumbled aboard. There was a growing consensus to leave Jukebox behind — let him feed himself with the Zebco reel and become a brother to the catfish. But Jukebox’s highly tuned nervous system felt a kinetic kinship with the bus’ stirring engine, and he came running over the hill, waving and screaming The bus rolled onto the dirt road. As they sputtered past C larence’s house, the curtains stirred in one of the windows. “ Never again,” I swore. Ain’t w e got fun? Up went the cry, as the bus entered the city limits. Those who could, sang Those who couldn’t, sang too. In the mor ni ng, in the evening, a i n ’t we got f u n ? Not m u c h m o n e y , oh but honey, a i n ’t we got f u n ? The civilized world we had left behind hit us like a cold fish in the face. It truly was E aster morning. Still. It seemed like years since we had left. I was not about to let the opportunity slip by. As Motorhead gunned the engine and the gunship lumbered up MLK, past the crowds stream ing forth from the University Baptist Church, I dropped my drawers and put my best cheeks forward. Jukebox opened the bus door and let the faithful know where these faithful were coming from. And perhaps where they were going. would m ake themselves known. They had overshot the catfish farm , as the man in the gas station had taken sadistic glee in informing them. As the bus wound its way down a narrow dirt road off the highway, those who had lapsed into catatonia were jolted awake. Beasts that moaned, mooed and stood still for hours were recognized as life-forms on and off the bus am idst the phosphorescent greens and blues of early spring. A body of water emerged through the trees. A couple of houses, a barn And the sign: Clarence Washington’s Catfish Farm and R estaurant “Jesus," someone m uttered, “ I can’t believe it’s really here.” The crew, no longer nomadic creatures of the high­ way. spilled off the bus and into open country. It was too fresh for some. who. in their chemically polarized minds, gravitated toward the horizon, where things looked safe and clean. Motorhead, Danny and I ventured to Clarence’s home, a 1950s-style television ranch house. It was 8:30 a.m ., and they were nervous, drug-stained white kids who would momen­ tarily be forced to bargain with an aging black country gen­ tleman with very little patience and a business to run. On Easter Sunday morning How to explain 11 fisherpersons and one fishing pole. How to explain the funky hulk that blocked his driveway. How to explain the lopsided grins on their faces. But Clarence was understanding. It was obvious they had awakened him. as he yawned and stretched in the doorway of his home He took their money, with the understanding that only one cam per would fish at a time. At the pond, fishin’: With the one fishing pole — a trusty, rusty, Zebco 232 K- Mart reel — Motorhead tied on a lure and, as the assembled gallery watched anxiously, jumped over mud and reeds to a rock by the w ater's edge He pulled back the rod and let fly the first cast of the tirst annual G reat Soul Bash Fishin’ Ordeal Polite applause resounded from the gallery, as the lure landed approximately one rod length away in some weeds “Oh boy, oh boy! You alm ost caught him that tim e,” commented Jukebox from a prone position. “ Look at that pond, the w ater’s just teeming with fish.” “ Hey Gearbrains! How come you haven't caught anything yet?" Jukebox rummaged through the old oak tackle box “ Be careful with that box. Jukebox. It belonged to my dead grandfather ” “Oh, man, look at this one — it’s a surefire bass lure. Man, I know this one would catch a five-pounder, large- mouth sure as shootin , man That s a classic bass-catchin lure for sure, man. I guarantee you that Jukebox had only briefly stopped his dialogue to hold up the lure for everybody's then continued his search through the dead grandfather s tackle box, stopping his speech only long enough to breathe. lackluster scrutiny and “ ... Oh, wow man. just look at this perch snapper. My T hat’s why we aren 't catching any fish because you’ve bored them all to DEATH, Jukebox. So shut up! ” Jukebox stood up and twirled the bass lure by one of its treble hooks in his fingers. “ Oh, no, man, we re too far away from the w ater for the fish to hear me, man. They only can hear you if you’re in a boat. T hat’s what we need, man, is a boat. Man, if we had a boat we could do some real get down ...” People began to throw rocks at the undaunted Jukebox. “ Jesus. He’s a complete loony-tune.” Motorhead was now absorbed in trying to cast the lure beyond the weeds. He tried another cast toward the far end of the pond. Violently, he whipped the the weeds. “Oh no! Oh my sweet Lord no!" M otorhead’s exclam a­ tion was loud enough to be heard over Jukebox’s running nonsense. “ What’s wrong? Lost a lure?" I asked. “ No. Oh, God, no. I don't believe it.” Motorhead pointed with his fishing pole to the very end of the pond. About 150 yeards away, two naked bodies were wading out into the water, laughing and splashing. Jukebox shut up for a moment. “Oh m y,” Ginger laughed softly. Naked people were in the water. Motorhead frantically spun around and looked back up toward the restaurant and sheds on the hill above the pond. “ I think Clarence is going to shoot us." “ Do you think they’re going to scare the fish?” I asked. “ Who cares about the fish? If Clarence sees them h e’s going to get a gun and shoot them. I ’m getting out of here. I ’m not going to be around when Clarence sees them in his fishing pond ” Motorhead was stepping away from his stone trying to avoid the muck by the w a te r’s edge. “ Here, you take this. Fish all you want ” Motorhead shoved the pole into Jukebox’s hands. “ W hatsa’ m atter, man Don’t you want to fish any m ore?” “ No. I ’m going to hide." Squirrel and Candy were swimming 75 feet out in the w ater and having a splash fight. Jukebox was up on the stone, waving the fishin pole and yelling “ Hey! Scare the fish over here, scare the fish over this way so I can catch them ..." “ Jukebox, shut up, will ya ? Clarence is gonna’ hear you.” “ What's wrong with them swim m ing?" Gigi asked. “ I t ’s a beautiful day. If I were tripping I’d probably want to go swimming too I don’t see anything wrong with that." “ It’s E aster Sunday, they re naked, Clarence is probably a Baptist and this is a fishing pond not a swimming pool. T hat’s about all " “ Uh-oh Here comes C laren c e’’ “ Oh Jesus.” Motorhead laid down next to me “ I'm not here," he said, concealing himself with his hat Clarence stormed down the grass slope toward the pond, flapping his arm s and shouting “ You n’ you! Put on yo clothes Get outta’ mah pond. Don't be botherin' the fish! Don't ya 11s be doing nobody’s