Vol. XXVI. Robin H ood Had N othing on T exas AUSTIN, TEXAS, SU N D A Y , JA N U A R Y 4, 1925 EIGHT PAGES N o . 7 9 Co-eds in A rchery TEXAS MEETS OXFORD DEBATERS WEDNESDAY UNIVERSITY ENROLLMENT REACHES 4,931 F R O M COLLEGE EIGHTY-FOUR H Ex-Student Council IBIS WEER ITS E N T E R May Nominate Regents B eautiful Girls of South, M iss Chrisman Selected by Ince as O ne of Five M ost Preferred M usic to Career on Screen HEBE at Meeting Tuesday Nomination of several candidates tor places on t h e Board of Regents and suggestions for the holding of a conference between ex-students and Mrs. Miriam A. Ferguson, governor- elect, for discussion o f U niversity affairs w ill probably b e made at a meet- ------------------------------------------------------ ♦ mg of tho Executive Council of thi Form er Student P rexy Ex-Students Association called by President Rhodes S. Baker for Tues­ M arries Christm as day morning a t the ex-student head- D ay to M iss G riffin | quarters. The action of the ex-students as­ sociation comes as a result of the to give promise of Mrs. Ferguson th at group some voice in determ in­ ing the policy of the University. In a questionaire sent to all ex-students, B aker asked fo r suggestions for re ­ gents and for the place and m anner of handling of the conference. He quoted a ex-Governoi Jam es E. Ferguson asking th at he tak e these m atters up with the alum ­ ni and a rran g e plans for the con­ ference. lette r from The th ree regen ts whose term s ex­ pire this year, and whose successor! will be appointed by Mrs. Ferguson are Tucker Royall of Palestine and H. A. Wroe of Austin, F ebrua ry 3; and H. J. Lutcher S ta rk of Orange May 28, according to records in th* j office of the S ecretary of State. a t t h e More than a Some of the names F E R D I N A N D “ R U B E ” L E I S S N E R thousand replies tc the questionaire have been received by John A. Lomax, executive secre tary. These replies will not be open­ ed until the meeting of the Executive Council IO Tuesday m orning o’clock. Nothing w hatever is known of the opinions expressed by the fo r­ mer students, according to Lomax. prom inently suggested as re gen t possibilities are Joe F. fitte r of Sherman- President Rhodes S. Baker, General M. M. C rane of Dallas, and if he will not R u b e L e i s s n e r , l a s t y e a r ’# p r e s ­ i d e n t o f t h e S t u d e n t s ’ A s s o c i a t i o n f o r m e r U n i v e r s i t y , a n d o f L o n g h o r n b a s e b a l l , f o o t b a l l , and t r a c k s t a r , w a s m a r r i e d C h r i s t m a s D a y o f t o Mi s s L e o n a G r i f f i n D a v y . T h e i r w e d d i n g w a s t h e c u l ­ m i n a t i o n o f a r o m a n c e t ha t b e g a n in g r a d e s c h o ol . R u b e r a n k s a m o n g t h e g r e a t e s t a t h l e t e s t h e U n i v e r s i t y ever had. a n d o f hi m C o a c h B i l l y accept, then his son, Edw ard Crane D i s c h o n c e said: “ lf I had n i n e 0f Dallas, M. E. F oster of Houston, p l a y e r s o f t h e a b i l i t y a n d c h a r a c - Lutcher Staurk of Orange, Will Hogg t e r o f R u b e L e i s s n e r I w o u l d n e v e r or J.fike Hogg of Houston, Judge L. B atts of Austin- L. A. Carlton l o s e a g a m e . ” L e i s s n e r is d i r e c t o r ! 0f Houston, Clintf n Brown of San o f | Antonio, W. W. Woodson of Waco, Vance < r Bowie Duncan of Wharton County, H obart Key of Marshall, and If t H. L. Yates of Brownsville. woman alum nus it may be either Miss Helen «Knox of Giddings or Miss E unice Aden of San Antonio. a t h l e t i c s P o l y t e c h n i c - is nom inated, W o r t h . F o r t WIEL ENTERTAIN in Mrs. A . L. Aulick and W . J. Battle G ive First Parties Tuesday Night The place of the conference and the time a t which it will take place will be decided at the m eeting T ues­ day, it is th oug ht by p rom inent ex­ students here. It will also be decided w hether Mrs. Ferguson will m eet a convention of the alumni association, E m barking on the new y e a r’s work j|a executive council- or a committee with m any plans laid for student ac- elected or appointed by the president, tivities, cam pus churches begin this Members of the executive council week a series of entertainm ents which j wj^0 are expected in Austin for the va- J m eeting a r e : Rhodes S. B aker of will probably be continued “no us form s throughout the remain- Dallas, presid ent; Miss Helen Knox first vice-president; der of the long session. Tuesday night heads the list with j J |) SS Eunice Aden of San Antonio, scheduled. Mrs. A. I--1 second vice-president; Vance Duncan two p a rtie s of 0f Eagle Jaake, third vice-president; Aulick will entertain members M. Bartholomew of Austin, trea- her claims of University students at * her home Tuesday evening. All stu- s u re r; Mrs. Mary B atts Aldridge, dents who a re members of Mrs. Au-j Dallas; Burke Baker, H ouston; R. T, lick’s class a t the University Bap- ; Flem m ing, H ouston; D. A. F ra n k ­ e s t church are invited to be present Dallas; Miss Mary Lake Henderson, a t this social. All Saints Chapel will * C a m e ro n ; R obert W, Stayton, stage its annual children's p a rty a t: D ustin; W. VV. Woodson, W aco; Dr. Gregg House, also on Tuesday eve-1 ff. R. Dudgeon, Waco; Dr. Joe Gil- ning. This a ffa ir, which is in charge bert, A u stin; Dr. J. J. T errill, Dallas; of Dr. Battle, will the E. E. Bewley, F ort W o rth; H. I). Twelfth N ight motif, and all students Ardrey- Dallas; D exter Hamilton, who a re members of All Saints Sun- Dallas; Will 0 , Hogg, H ouston; day school are extended an invitation. Orville Bullington, Wichita Falls; D. 0f Giddings, fe atu re F rid ay night the Sunday Club will C. Bland, Orange, Increase of 309 Over Last Year’s W inter R eg­ istration [IHE EXAMS TO BT GIVEN Friday Is Last Day for Adding and Dropping Courses With eighty-four freshm en com­ pleting registration, the total enroll­ ment of the University reached 4,931 as the A u d ito r’s office closed S a tu r­ day night. Y e sterday’s reg istratio n is an in­ crease of twenty-six over the total fo r the second day of th e w inter term last year, when fifty-eight new stu ­ dents entered. The total through the second day is C59 more than that of the same time last year, or 6 2-3 per cent. Following are the com parative fig ­ ures fo r the years: Thi# Y e a r End Fall Term .............................. 4,800 Jan. 2 ......... 47 84 Jan. 3 Jan . 4 .................... ..................... . .............................................. L a s t Y e a r End Fall Term ............ J an . 2 Jan. 3 .............. J an . 4 ......... ............................................... .4,356 25 C8 43 Total Last Y ear ......... 4,665 New students may continue to reg­ ister this week. Monday is the last day fo r petitions fo r postponed and advanced standing examinations. F r i­ day is the last day fo r changing sec­ tions dropping courses. A $3.00 fee is charged for late registration and fo r adding and dropping courses. adding and and All registration this week is at the R egistrar's Office in the Education Building. -------------- o ................. - A m o n g t h e m a n y s p o r t s o f f e r ­ e d t o t h e c o - e d s b y t h e D e p a r t m e n t is a r c h e r y . r f P h y s i c a l T r a i n i n g R o b i n H o o d h i n s e l f m i g h t f e e ! at h o m e o n D o o m e F i e l d w h e n t h e c o - e d s t w a n g t he i r b o w s t r i n g s a n d s e n d t h e i r a r r o w s w h i z z i n g t o w a r d t h e t a r g e t . A n n a L o u i s e J o r d a n s h o w s t h e c o r r e c t p o s i t i o n j u s t pr i or t o t h e r e l e a s e o f t h e a r r o w . Among Those In School BY M ABEL COOPER FRANCES ETH EL W IP F F If the ra te of new students regis­ terin g in the University, begun F ri­ day and continued through S aturday, keep the pace through Monday, tho new stud ent will be g re a te r than the fo ur hundred bustee*. The re gu lar force the r e g is tr a r ’s office have been busy caring fo r them. N ot only have many ‘fish ’ and tra n s fe rs re g ­ istered, but also m any fo rm e r s tu ­ dents have re-entered. in Joe Kibb of Marshall, a tra n s f e r Institu te, from Virginia Military registered F riday in the University. He is a freshm an and is taking p re ­ law work. EX-STUDENT DIRECTORT N N D S OF PRINTER George H agan 'of Elysian Field-., a g ra d u a te in 1923 from Electra High School- registered as a freshman Friday. He will m ajor in Business Adm inistration. Maurice D ysart of Clarksville, a tr a n s f e r from Austin College and Oklahoma University, registered Fri day in the University, Ile has been working in Houston previous to e n ­ te rin g the University. Irene Newell of Uvalde from Sui Rosa S tate T ea ch ers’ College a t Al­ pine, has entered the University. F rances Luke Gilbert has re -e n te r­ ed the University. She is a sopho­ more. — ----- Leslie Gordon Black of Temple, who was in the University last year, registered S a tu rd a y in the College of Arts and Sciences. During the Fall term he was in Temple. Black is a m em ber of Phi Kappa Psi fra te rn ity . Hugh II. Halsell of Bonham, Texan, J reg istered Saturday as a special s tu ­ d en t in the College of Business Ad-1 tra n s f e r! m inistration. Ha! se Ii is a he attend e d from T. C. U. where the P n g sessions c f 1919-20 and 1920-21. A nita E n g erran d of Austin, d au g h ­ t e r of P rof. and Mrs. George E n ­ gerrand- registered Friday. Miss En­ gerran d g ra d u ated from Austin High last June. She intends m ajoring in languages, Volum e W ill Contain More Names Than Any Other Former Edition is now in the hand.' of “ The biggest work of its kind ever attem pted in the history of the Uni­ versity,” is the wray John A. Lomax, secretary of the E x -S tad en ts’ Asso­ ciation, characterized the new direc­ tory of ex-students, about half of which the printers. “ It contains more names than any other directory, and it has fuller data on each ex-student than any subsequent collection can give.” The volume will be off the press It will within the next few months. contain an alphabetical list of all persons who have been registered in the University. Of the students who stayed in the University more than two years, only about fou r hundred could not be located and will have no d a ta concerning them in the direc­ tory. The present addresses and oc­ cupations of the rem ainder will be given in this list. The only other division of the di­ rectory will list the ex-students by th eir home towms. With these two groupings, the names of exes can easily be located. The volume will be about the same size as the last directory which was published in 1917. As it must con­ tain about twice as m any names as the form er edition, it will be printed on thinner paper and less fa cts about • ach per. on listed will be given. It will contain about 800 pages, hold its regular weekly social in keep­ ing with plans carried out last term ,; a t Gregg House. HEALTH EDUCATION BEING O FFERED Next week the U niversity B a p t i s t ; church will give a general e n t e r t a i n - 1 went at the church for students, butj the exact date of this p a rty has not I With an enrollm ent of 18* health yet been determined. O ther churches education will be given for the first in the University have their intention of time as a course providing suitable a ffa irs of a social beginning this term. The course is under the supervision of J e a n Pinck­ n ature fo r students throughout the term and dates of each e n te r­ next ney, who has supervised health pro ­ gram s with the co-operation o f the tainm ent will be given later, accord­ d iffe re n t teachers in the state. ing to campus pastors. announced On account of the nearness to the o f 1 been re g u la r meeting holidays the Sigma Delta C h*, professional jo u r­ nalistic fra te rn ity , has post- jj%ned unt [ Sunday, J a n u a ry l l , ac-; cording to A. J. Bieter, president. At that time the ch apter will c o n sid e r: the election of new mom hers and will; take up nection with its work with the Inter-! scholastic League High School Presa * Association, im po rtan t m atters in con­ Miss Kathleen Chrisman of Dallas, selected by Thomas Ince, the f a ­ mous motion picture producer, as one of the five most beautiful girls of the South, p referred to study music to a y e a r’s tra in in g in the motion pictures. Miss Chrism an last September from Southern Metho­ dist University to the Academic D epartm ent of Texas University. She is a junior. tran sferre d Before attending college, Miss Chrisman studied violin noted teacher in Chicago. Her ability to play the violin, play the piano made her a s t a r on the vaudeville stage years. under a sing, and for never a1 HOGE SOCIETY TO FRENCH CLUB TO G I V E MUSICALE Debate on Intercollegiate Sub­ ject Will Be Featured on Program The Hogg Debating Club will have its f ir s t meeting of the term Tues­ day night a t I o’clock in the U ni­ versity Y. M. C. A. All old mem­ bers, present members, und visitors are invited. “ Resolved, th a t a two-thirds vote of Congress should overrule decisions of the Supreme C ourt,” which is the intercollegiate subject, will be d ebat­ ed. T he affirm ativ e will be upheld by Ty Cobb and Dudley Wynn and the negative by Gordon Marsh and J. O, G a rrett. Marsh and Cobb a n ­ on the intercollegiate team thi.- year, this debate should prove help­ and ful to them in the* Quale! contest this month, it is pointed out. “The Year 1925” will be discussed Spent by Allen Nee bit. “ How C h ristm as” will be given by Robert Smith, an i the weekly g ru n t will be Johnson, furnished by “ B i t i ” the im prom ptu a rtist. Hogg’s champion I Sigm a D elta Chi to C onsider E lecting at M eeting January 11 The F rench Club will meet on Tuesday evening at 8 o’clock in the the Men’s F aculty (’lull, parlor of 2301 San Antonio Street. .Mrs. C ath ­ erine Ludwig has a rran g e d a musi­ cal p rogram for the evening. AH in­ the num bers s tru m en tal and vocal, are by French composers. Each number will be preceded by a very b rie f in French on the composer. to be given, both talk There will be violin solos by P al­ mer Throop with F rances Mike at the piano, piano solos by Miriam Lan­ drum and Mrs. D. T. Iglehart, vo­ cal solos by Mrs. J o u rd a n Morris, Mrs. Aaron Schaffer, David G rif­ fin, and Roger Peters. Following the program there will be inform al sing­ ing of F ren ch songs. Refreshm ents will bo served. A cordial invitation is extended by the president of the club the in t i r e ted those study of the French language, to all in — .— _ — - Charles Beard to D eliver Lectures ' I I r - D uring the week beginning J a n ­ uary 26, Pr tfessor Charles A. Beard, a scholar o f international renown, will deliver a series < f le c tu r e r , ac­ cording to G. W. Cunningham, who has charge of the public lectures be- ; ing held on the campus t h ;s year. P rofesso r Beard was form erly of is now a governm ent lectures will deal in connection Columbia University* and w riter in the field of and history. His with some problems with government. the first According to Dr. C unningham , he has not yet announced th e subjects of his lectures. It is known, however, that the two series will be of more interest to the the last three, general public than which are to be cf a more specialized nature. lectures of Contest at Junior High School Auditorium, January 7, at 8 :1 5 O ’clock M LI ARRIVE TUESDAY Tryouts to Select Texas Team of Three Men W ill Be Held Monday Texas U niversity will meet )xford U niversity of England i n debate Wednesday evening, in January 7, at 8:15 o’clock t h e Junior High School audito­ rium. The Oxford debaters will in Austin Tuesday or arrive Wednesday morning and will leave Wednesday night after the debate. J. D. Woodruff, captain, a form er m ember of the sta ff of the British Admiralty in Holland and a supporter of H erbert Asquith, Malcolm Mac­ Donald, son of the British ex-premier and labor leader and a candidate fo r parliam ent from Nottinghamshire, and M. C. Hollis compose the Oxford team. They come here from Tulane, where they debated Monday night. T ry outs to determ ine the three de­ the University b a t e r to lep rcsent Four of the will be held Monday. elimination leading debaters in the con tests to select the Varsity squad, E dward A. M ather of Austin, C. B. B eard of F o rt Worth, M. O. Rogers of Canadian, and F. Joyce Cox of Cameron, will participate in the t r y ­ outs. Three of these will be selected as the team to oppose the English speakers. The capacity of the auditorium will he 1,000, with 700 seats downstairs at seventy-five cents and 300 up­ stairs a t fifty cents. The blanket tax r e c e i p t s of students will be equiva­ lent to tho paym ent of fifty cents. Tickets will be on sale at the Co-op Tuesday. English style of argum entation and the English method of rendering a {decision, th at of allowing the mem- hers of the audience to vote for the winner. ‘ ** — --------------- O ..................... — ENGINEERS WILL ELECT P la n s for A n n u a l B an q u e t to Be C onsidered a t M eeting of D e p a rtm e n t Officers for each class for the win­ ter and spring term s will be elected at a meeting of a1! the students in the School of Engineering Monday night a t 7:15, according to Dean T. U. Taylor. The election will take place a f te r the a d jo u rn m e n t of the departm ent a.; a whole, which will also consider plans for the annual en ­ gineers’ banquet. Dean Taylor urges all engineers to be present, in order th a t the r ig h t representatives can be selected to fill I the various offices. N E W S T U D E N T S New students; who have paid the S tu d e n t Activity Fee should their A uditor’s receipts bring the Publica­ to immediately tion s’ office, Main Building 155, in order th a t publications m ay be delivered regularly. The T exas Students’ Publications, Inc. TWO T H E D A I L Y T E X A N Ifs No Snap To Write Jokes Declares Author of “The Slapstick” Column Why Is Southern Co-ed After J.', More Recreation Than Girl of North ? Schmid Gives Reasons Jokesmith Tells How He Racks Brain and Wrecks the Rhyming Dictionary for Suitable Words »possibly an exception, but neverthe- j less, the rule holds true. T his ques- I lio n of taking the reader into con- j sideration m ay be taken up a little is a necessary | requisite that the reader be fam iliar with the subject about which the joke If not, the joke ju st isn ’t. is w ritten. It fa lls fla t, because the reader doe* By Morri* M idkiff in detail. B y Mid more It “Where do you get th a t s t u f f ?0 the casual acquaintance not know what it is all about, and asks hence cannot appreciate the htmmr- ist s e ffo r t to make him laugh, bor “W hat stu ff?" the jokesmith counters, in an endeavor to learn lhts reason, many o f the num erous the humorous writer, what the inquisitive one is talking about. college jokes are Why, those jokes, and poems, and th a t other stu ff that you the older Person- (f e a c h r e b o u n d i n g w h a c k B r i n g s f r o m t h e c r o w d A li t tl e l a u g h t e r , T h e big c l o w n is w e ll-s a t is f ie d F o r t h a t is w h a t h e ’* a f t e r . **So utile m girl* are just as en tho-1 T h e s e S m ilin g T e x a s C o - e d s E v id e n t ly Enjoyed Their T w o-D ay 50-M ile Hike write. Where do they come from ?" W hereupon th# w riter may fly in t o * - — a rag# because his originality and ; his sen*# of honor have been ques- i tioned. Or he may give a hollow lit­ laugh and go into elaborate de­ tle ta il, tellin g how he sib* down at his typ ew riter, sometime* for hours at a stretch, w afting for the germ of idea from which he m ay shape an a possible quip; or how he racks hi* brain and wreck* his rhym ing die­ ter nary to rhyme w ith “zephyr," finding, in the end only one word— “ heifer!"; how, after he write* a joke, he prunes his brain child of all unnecessary words (fo r brevity m ost is the soul of w it). o f a word certa in ly search in Do N ot C o m e L ik e R a i n d r o p * chuckles, U sually, however, this creator of laughs, and— m ayhap— loud g u ffa w s, sim ply tells his ques­ tioner th at the jokes are original in ­ is original; that sofar a* anything they do not come to him like rain ­ drops out o f the air but take con­ siderable tim e and thought and hard work; th a t the w ritin g of humor is no inherent g ift but can be c u ltiv a r ed by any person w ith ordinary in ­ telligence arid a sense of humor. Hum orous w riting is like anything does to else which ordinary man make his livelihood. It takes prac­ tice, lots of practice. A knowledge of the m arket is also needed. J u st as the m anufacturer m ust know his market, or the wholesaler, or any other seller o f things, so too, m ust the pundit or the writer of quips and quirks, know his market, T i m e l i n e r * Necessstry Ideas D o N ot C om e Like Raindrops Out of A ir S ays M idkiff not appreciated by The college term s, custom s, etc., are not w ithin his ken, and he is at a loss a s to the m ean­ ing of the jokes w hich contain them . the ban# o f the hum orist’s existen ce, due also to the fact that the reader m ight J not see the joke as the w riter sees the it. H is quip may seem to be The far-fetched Joke is also w j Th# est of bon mots to him, but i j e r or there is a question as to whether the antj . I eader w ill even understand it as the w riter does. So a good plan for the je ste r to follow is to subm it his work to a “cooling process” for a period of! about tw enty-four hours or more, in J which tim e the w riter can study it j for possible changes. F inally, perhaps th e m ost im por-] tant d iffic u lty is in keeping the read­ ie r from taking the jok e in an ob- ] scen e or questionable w ay. It is sur- | prising to note the num ber o f persons J in the world who are alw ays on tho alert to tw ist a p e r fe c tly harm less bit o f humor around and give to it a vulgar or risque m eaning. H ence, the to so hum orist should fashion his wording th at the m eaning cannot be m istaken. tak e care joy But the in w ritin g humor com es in the realization that o n e’s in diverting the e ffo r ts are aiding th ou gh ts o f a fellow being from the everyd ay rut o f hard work* and giving to bim that spice w ith which to sea ­ son his daily life. H appy N ew Y ear! To save his a l­ ready sore throat from further a g o n y , the big clown uses his tru sty ty p e ­ w riter to say th e follo w in g fo r him : j “ H ello— G laddaseeyaback . . . H ava- / od C hristm as?— S h ’nuff?— ’s f in e .” a d d l e w i e l d e r n o t i c e d a n u m ­ b e r of n e w f a c e s on t h e t h r e e - s c o r e - y e s t e r d a y — a n d s o m e l ot so n e w — b u t w i t h a n e w c o o t o f / a i n t . a c r e s Looks like the poor benches w ill never g e t a rest. As fast as one flock o f dum bells b u sts outs, another bunch take their place. “ A n d s p e a k i n g o f d u m b e l l s , " s a i d t h e G o v e r n o r o f N o r t h C a r o l i n a t o t h e G o v e r n c r o f S o u t h C a r o l i n a , “ I t ’s # ' o n j t i m e b e t w e e n t h i n k s . ” Genial Joe says the profs d ealt him a regular poker h a n d - f o u r E ’s. H e hasn't looked at the hole card y et— a ’s a postponed exam . C o a c h L i t t l e f i e l d will s o o n h a v e his c i n d e r a r t i s t s l i m b e r i n g u p. S i m p l e S adi e , h o w e v e r , s a ys t r a c k m e n hold n o a t t r a c t i o n f o r h e r — t h e r u n n e r s in h e r ho se k e e p h e r busy. "FOUND— O ne nice neck tie. O wn­ er may have sam e e tc .” — A m erican W ant-ad. N ow let that be a lesson to C hrist­ M a z i e ’s M a x i m s A perm anent w ave m eans a stead y fello w . am ount num ber P entelopc the P etter say s: “ M istle- y e t returned, according to the secre- j toe may be all right, but w hy tw ist tary o f the Y. W. C. A. and the large that have not o n e ’* neck try in g to locate it? ” “ A lthough there w ill be no V e s­ per service M onday a ftern o o n , the N ew Y ear service Will be held on January 12. Dr. A. Bruce Curry o f 1 N ew ’l orb will be the speaker. The I She gave m e an icy stare but it m ade me b oilin g mad. ■*_____ ’i#f‘t t 11 I n n o c e n t I m o g e n e s a ys s h e n e v e r r bis talk w ill be, ‘Life at d i d pet , b e c a u s e h e r m o t h e r w o u l d n ’t , she said. l- t E'er h a v e a dog. W r i t i n g o f h u m o r is n o i n h e r e n t g i f t b u t c a n be c u l t i v a t e d by a n y p e r s o n w i th o r d i n a r y i n t e l l i g e n c e a n d a s e n s e o f h u m o r is t h e o p i n i o n o f F r a n k M i d k i f f , c r e a t o r o f t h e S l a p s t i c k , a n d e d i t o r of t h e R a n g e r . the past several m onths: ‘Who w as that lady I seen you ---------------------------------o— ------------------------- w ith this m orning?” “T hat w asn’t no lady; that w as my w ife .” N ew Year V esp ers to Be H eld January 12 mas givers. H ere is a joke th a t has been r e ­ it has alm ost peated so much th a t ^ e sPer se n d e e will be held grown repulsive to the m ajority of ^ ,)nc*;*y afternoon due to the great persons, but now com es a w riter and changes the last line to read: c f confusion o f students Hem an.” He, above ull, m ust keep abreast of the time*. The elem ent of tim eli­ ness makes even the lowly pun som e­ tim es acceptable and enjoyed. We fam iliar w ith the old sa w : af# all In this m anner “T here's nothing new under the sun,"! given a new tw ist. furnished which, by the way* has idea for a some hum orist with an little tw o-line joke the fir st bright line of whish contains above­ mentioned proverb. The second per­ son which fig u res in the conversa­ tion, replies, “ No, and th ere’s a lot of old stu ff pulled o ff under a full moon." his effo rt. the “ T hat w a sn ’t rn#; th a t w as a g en ­ joke is tile old But to do this the hum orist must be sure that his audi­ ence is fam iliar w ith the worn out that he uses a* a basis for I he above cited* case is crack Clothing Prices Down O ur big ( learan ce C u t on all o ur F all a n d W in te r C lothes is n o w on. A v ery large an d c a re fu lly selected sto ck of th e v ery n e w e st m odels a n d colors to choose from . By Elizabeth Baldwin akm&£ ever sports as N orthern g ir ls.” j said Miss Josephine Schm id, f ormer I student o f Sergeants School o f P h y­ sical Education, B oston, Massachu­ s e t t s A lthough the girls o f the north have more endurance as a whole than the girls of the south, individ­ ually the southern is ju st as strong. girl The differences in the endurance o f the girl and in the sports which she takes an interest in in d ifferen t parts o f the country are largely due to th e clim ate. While as a group the girts o f the northern colleges have a greater endurance than the m ajority o f Southern o f the south who really take* an active part in athletics is just as strong individ­ ually as the girl o f the north. abou? the same percentage o f girls o f the south are interested in girls’ ath­ letics as of girls o f the north. girls, the girl lust i Climate Ma ke s D i f f e r e n c e M is* Schmid, who has been instruc­ tor in Physical A ctivities in the U ni­ versity for the part four years said in com paring the attitude of girls toward sports, “The Southern girl i« a fter more sports-—-for recreative exam ple, ju st going out hiking or swim m ing— sports fo r her own plea­ s u r e - -while the Northern girl is* all for making team s.’’ The main sports in the northern colleges and universi­ ties are: basket-ball and h ick ey , while the main sport* for the girls o f the south are swim m ing, basket-ball, and tennis. The northern girls can play tennis and swim only a few month* o f the year: consequently they do not show a* much interest in these sport* ae the southern girls, who because of the m ildness o f the clim ate can play tennis all th# year round, and swim moat o f the year. The weather in the north is ideal for hockey, skiing, and j other ic# sports. ideal S a m e The ideal of the sports girl is the sam e in both north and south. The aport* girl is not too athletic— she is Interested in sports but not so that she fo rg ets other phases o f college life. Northern and Southern co lleges o f the “ A thletic C onference o f A m er­ ican C ollegiate W omen” have agreed that Am erican college girls do nut w ish to partic ipate in inter-cc Uegiate sports, but in class and intrammural athletics. This was unanim ously voted on at the last m eeting o f the A. C. A. C. W. which wa* beld at the Uni­ versity o f C alifornia last spring. A. ( A , C. W. meet* once every three years, at which tim e each college ami university belonging to A. C, A. C. W. may send two representee re*. It cam e to light at the last m eeting, at which 60 colleges of both north and south were represented, that T exas o f th# had more “ Woman's A thletic A s so c ia tio n " than half of the co lleges represented. Since m em bership in VV. A. A. is bas­ ed on active work along lines o f phy­ sical training and sports, the fact that T exas bai so many girls belong­ in g to thin organization strengthen* the a sserta’. ion that the southern girl is a* enthusiastic over sports as her northern sister. active m em bers , o— ....... ....... 513,412 I M I TO STUDENTS BT EXES S in ce First Lean W as M ad e in I Bl 6, 3 9 0 S tu d en ts H ave Borrow ed From Fund Daring th# last long a U n iv ersity about DO stud financial aid from the M em orial Fund amount $13,412.do, according ) Lomax secretary of Hie Ansae! stioci. sslofi o f the tits received Ex-ST u< m t to ng in ai 5 John A. E x-Students . The purpose of the loan fund is to lend small sums of money to student o f integrity and ability a t such criti­ cal tim es that failure to se* ,r would n ecessitate their withdrawal from school. I fi# money -ii sec ired by the notes o f the stu d en ts and i- loar.ed at 6 per cent, A student must have successfully com pleted one term a t the University before he rn eligible receive a.d and the maximum to am ount which a stud#: t may receive in one year bs $250. H i k i n g it a v e r y p o p u l a r ap o rt w i t h t h e co-ed* a t t h e U n i v e r s i t y , a n d it has b e e n a d o p t e d a* a m a j o r • p o r t . T w e n t y , t w e n t y . f i v e , a n d f i f t y mil e hike* a r e hel d e a c h term* a n d t h e girl* w h o m a k e t h e t e a m a r e a w a r d e d T ’». T h e a b o v e g r o u p o f hik e r * m a d e t h e t e a m Inst yea r . T h e y a r e d*e«a- cd in t h e r e q u i r e d c o s t u m e . L e ft to right, top row: B ern ard Frank, A n g e la Freda Dabb*, S trand, H e len Lang, E u loise G ooch H ay. S e c o n d r ow: E u l a M a y e L a y , D o r ­ o t h y Nell W h a l e y , W i n i f r e d A n ­ d e r s o n . B o t t o m r o w : F r a n c e s R e r b o w , E v e l y n Abshea r * G r a c e O l d f a t h e r . HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK? “ONE OF COURSE” MOST PEOPLE REPLY-ALL SPEAK MORE By C. B. L o n g How m any languages do you sp ea k f U nless you ar# a professional Interpreter or have traveled in for eign lands ex ten siv ely , you will pro baldy reply, “ One, o f course, E ng­ lish." B ut did you ever stop to con­ sider that English is com posed o f dozens o f other tongues— in fact, yet cannot say even so sim ple a thing a “ house” w ithout bringing info tbs im agination several language foreigr to the person who thinks be speak' only English. Many houses have a “garden” eith er large or sm all in connection with a house. “ G arden” m eans an en­ closure and come* from the old Vi well known to the modern king we rid for their marine exploits. The porch which you step upon before entering th*' house i a I atilt word; th# vt si shale which you step into from the p o t#h is also !*ati», which orig inally was the place where the Ro­ m ans le ft their vestm ent* or over­ coats, is derived from “ parlor” m eaning the Th® parlor French word to speak. It is the place where you talk to lur friends, Th* dining room is re rich, but th. drawing rot m rn Bsh. The originally was rawing r to the p late people withdraw after dinner. “ B o u d o i r ” is F r e n c h Then there the “ boudoir,’ French word place and it the I Iv o f ti rid o f her ill h fe e lin g that she recess in a roon is an An which arch. s the room for women, I his is derived from a m eaning “ a sulking! was the room to which I e house retired to g e t ! humor when she w as] hated everybody. A ; f , is called a# a lc o v e ,I I lr ok word m eaning! * I i The kitchen is Latin, R seem s to have originally com e from the word ^cutlery but there is much dispute as to w hether this wa* th e place where the R om ani put their trays and c o o k -1 tug utensils and the V ikings stored I their huge black pots. The larder is I a En rich word, m eaning a bacon store, bard*, the grea t Italian bankers of the Middle Ag#*, kept their paper*. Som etim es it is called by the Germ an nam e, garret, and again by the Greek nam e, attic. Creek temple* were built with a triangular structure at th# top o f the pillars and hence this name is giv en to the highest point o f the c eilin g at th# top o f the house. built with H ouses ar# French 'rick* and roofed with German slate, late ccm#* from a German word caning split things. Th# chim ney* to i house are Greek, The gutter.* that un along the side o f the house and co llect the rainwater are French, while the spouts that turn the water int<» the ground are Swedish. Icelandic window* keep out th# wind, and the windows are protected by V enetian blind*. Blinds cam e from Spain where they were called “j e a ­ jealou s Spanish hus­ lousies " The band kept his w ife in seclusion. She w as not up her allow ed to draw blinds, but m ight peep out through the slits w ithout being seen herself. When you speak o f a veranda you are talking in Persian or it may be ! called balcony which is German. Th# I bay windows in front o f the house : com e from Raise, a health r e s o r t of I a n c i e n t Rome w h ic h h a d hou.se* with these windows. bed, Then when bedtim e cornea you put on H industani pajam as, jum p into a German Scandinavian lay a head #n a Latin pillow and the Saxon hoisted, pull up the Gothic sheets, the French blankets and the Danish eiderdow n, turn out the Greek lamp ami seek the Latin solace o f Saxon sleep. With the “nothing new” theory in) mind, together with the inform ation into ancient hu­ from som e delver mor, th a t there are but about one- half dozen original jokes, the humor-) ist faces a none to© easy ta sk ; and if he can inject a bit o f tim eliness into his joke, or if he can build it around a current fad, or popular book, or po­ litical race, or w hatnot, he can over­ come the handicap under which he works. The follow in g will illustrate the point. “ Boss, this is an old joke." Editor: “ Hitch it up to a new sen ­ ator.” Then, too, the w riter ha* the op­ portunity at time* of adding another line to a universally known joke and giving it a new' angle. This creates ! a laugh, in addition to recalling th# old favorite to the reader’s mind. An exam ple follow s, with the third line added to a joke th a t is possibly f a ­ m iliar to everyone: “ Got anything on your hip?" “ Yeah, a birthm ark.” “I didn’t know you’d been on a train la tely .” C h a n g i n g th* “ K i c k ” There is also th# sim ilar practice of changing the “kick" line of a con- j versational joke—one that ev ery b o d y !J ha- heard repeated of J tim es. Take for exam ple the g a g ! that lias been going the rounds for a number TR Y TH EM O U T KING’S OR W H IT M A N ’S C A N D Y will g o a long way to m ake friends We have a fresh shipm ent o f both The staircase is German. A t the top o f the staircase la the passage, a j F ; each w ord m ean in g “ apace fo r m ov­ in g to a n d f r o ,” Som etim es this pas­ sa g e is c ailed a corridor, which is a | Latin word Breaning a “runningabout its nam# w ere mad# rn I St 16-17, there have | originally because it was th e part ot been 39© loan* granted, am ounting J the Ko malt house used by the children to $ 4 3 ,3 6 9 .7 3 . Students have repaid j as a play-ground. 146 o f th es e in fu ll, an d m an y o th e r j Th# la m b e r room , re a lly L om b ard H alts 'have b een jmrtsaiiji taken tip. ie re th e Lorn Bine® Uhs fir st lo a m from this fund place.” T ins spot derived re DRUG STOR THE CONVENIENT PLACE $ 2 2 .5 0 S u its or O v e r c o a t s ...... $ 1 6 .9 0 $ 2 5 .0 0 S u its or O v e r c o a t s $27 50 Su its or O v e rc o a ts ....... $ 3 0 .0 0 S u its or O v e r c o a t s $ 32.50 S uits or O v e r c o a t s .................... $ 2 0 .6 5 $ 2 2 .5 0 $ 2 4 ,4 0 .............. $ 1 8 .7 5 $ 3 5 .0 0 S u its or O v e r c o a t s ........................... $ 2 6 .2 5 $ 3 7 .5 0 S u its or O v e r c o a t s ................... ... $ 2 8 .1 5 $ 4 0 .0 0 S u its or O v e r c o a t s ........................... $ 3 0 .0 0 $ 3 3 .7 5 $ 4 5 .0 0 S u its or O v e rc o a ts ... $ 4 7 .5 0 S u its or O v e r c o a t s ........................... $ 3 5 .6 5 $ 5 0 .0 0 S u its or O v e rc o a ts ........................... $ 3 7 5 0 $ 5 5 .0 0 S uits or O v e r c o a t s ........................... $ 4 1 .2 5 $ 5 7 .5 0 S u its or O v e r c o a t s ........................... $ 4 3 .1 5 $ 6 0 .0 0 S u its o r O v e r c o a t s ........................... $ 4 5 .0 0 ............. $ 4 8 .7 5 $ 6 5 .0 0 S u its or O v e r c o a t s 2 5 Per Cent o ff on all our Boys' Suits and O vercoats. 25 Per C ent o ff on all O dd Trousers. One lot of Belted Sport IVfodel Suits for young m en ^ 2 price. Hirshfeld & Anderson 6 1 9 C ongress A v e ., A u stin . W h e r e Y ou A re A lw a y ! W elco m e. T h e H o u se o f K u p p en h eim er G ood C lo th es. • r*v .**• J ' .. - V ' ■ ■ ... DR. HARPER, DESCENDANT OF PATRICK HENRY, TELLS OF DAYS WHEN PROFS WORE SILK HATS What's Doing at the Churches C H R I S T I A N S C I E N C E S O C I E T Y |105H \\ cst 9th Street) By Vivian Ri cha r ds o n Because he believes it significant of a red-blooded man, Henry Winston Services Sunday I l a . rn. and 8 p. Sunday School 9 :3 0 a. rn. Wod- Harper, dean of the chemistry department at the University of Texas, h a s ' f o r twenty-five years worn a red tie. Not a flamboyant four-in-hand that nosday testimonial meeting at 8 p. flows majestically over his chest, but a treat little bow that livens up his m* Heading Room same address, open soft white shirts— that is the sort that Dean h a rp e r has worn through many years in his classrooms and over the oil forty acres of campus. fiom 3 to 5 p. rn. daily. 11 o’clock. himself.” “I like em,” he said in discussing* — -------------- —---------------- -------------- Un i v e r s i t y C h u r c h o f Christ Dean H. W . Harper Buys All His Red Street. 7 ies by the Dozen T H E D A I L Y T E X A N The F i r s t C on g r e ga t i o n a l Chu r c h West 23rd and San Antonio. Sunday school at 9:45 a. rn. under the leadership of Professor David Lee ( lark. Prof. Ii, F. Pit tonger is dis­ cussing the i r obi em of Politics uml Religion with college students. Morning services for new' year at Rev. Rue! P. Snider, pastor. Sermon su b je ct: “ L et him forsake I Men’s services with sermon on “ Christ the GyrnnasiuiTl Will Be Light et the Gentiles at 10:30 a. rn. Evening services with' sermon on “He Shall Be Called the! Nazarene,” at 7:30 p. People’s meeting, Tuesday at 8 p. rn. rn. Young x (in German) iii Zena who P l a c e d OFI R c S C I * V 0 K. Ct. Ma az, pastor. convenience of students and arrive late at the I task et ball games arui are unable to get seats, 250 scats in the south- v>est corner ot th** gym have been Reserve tickets to the basketball game Wednesday are now on sale at athletic office the said Mr. Glaze. and Jordans, THREE placed on reserve stated Wiley Glaze Saturday. Students with blanket ta x ­ es may reserve seats for $.25 while those without blanket taxes will be required to pay $1 per seat. W ESLEY BIBLE CHAIR NEARS COMPLETION Un i v e r s i t y P r e s b y t e r i a n Ch u r c h Student Bible classes at IO o’clock. Eleven o ’clock service: sermon on “Fellowship.” p. rn. Student Chn than Endeavor at 7 students Evening service; new year’s sermon especially for students on “ C h a n g e and tim C h a n g e j i ss. ” Lawrence ll. Wharton, Pastor. Wesley Bibb' Chair, newly erected building belonging to the University Methodist Church is practically com- I to Rev. Sessions, I pitted* according pastor of the church. The lower floor,; which is to be used as a student com­ munity center, is almost entirely fin -1 idled, and Bible classes under the Ernest Webb arc direction of Dr. already meeting in the upper floor, Rev, Sessions said. START THE NEW YEAR RIGHT S t u d e n t N e w Y e a r S e r v i c e S u n d a y a t E i g h t “CHANGE AND THE CHANGELESS” FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Lawrence H. W harton University Avenue and Nineteenth Bible school at 9 :4 5 a. rn. r Peaching on “The E fficie n cy of Prayer” and communion at l l a. rn. sermon on Evening service with “ Humility,” at 7 :3 0 p. rn. ! Prayer mee ting Wednesday at 7 :30 p. rn. (». Mitchell Pullias, minister. Un i v e r s i t y B a p t i s t C hu r c h in Sunday school at 9 :4 5 a. rn. charge of Dr. W. M. W. Splawn; five cia sac* for University students. Mrs. George C. Butte, superin­ tendent o f the student department. Christi an C h u r c h At Texas Bible Chair. Eleven o’clock service w'ith discus­ sion on “ Intimacies.” No evening services. Frank JL. Jew ett, leader, All Saints Chapel University Episcopal Church. Holy communion at 7:30 a. rn. Sunday school at 9 :3 0 a. rn. Holy communion and sermon on “ A New Y ea r and a Fresh S t a r t .” Evening prayer and address on “ The Christian’s God,” at 5 p. rn. Students Sunday Club at 6 p. rn. Rev. Du Bose Murphy, pastor. I or t we nt y- f i v e year- De a n H a r ­ the G r a d u a t e School, hat per of worn red ties. He ha* worn t hem e v e r since hi* boyhood days in V i r ­ ginia, a nd since c omi ng to the U n i ­ v e r s i t y , he has them ma de to o r d e r . Test FOR ALL OF YOUR COURSES BOTH NEW AND SECOND-HAND i:. very thing in the School Supply Line That You Will Need UNIVERSITY CO-OP S A V E 'w ith S A F E T Y Intimacies DRUGSTORE s n When you feel a dryness o f the throat, tightness of the chest, and a rasping cough, you have a condi­ tion that needs the relief afforded by R E X A L L C H E R R Y BA RK COUGH SY R U P I t contains no opiates or narcotic drugs, and 50 * RENFRO’S 7710 5fe*s4& S f c r * 6 th & Go og r e ss Dial 5345 J 2th & Rio Grande Dial 9411 TEXAS BIBLE CHAIR Sunday at Eleven Frank L. Jew ett Speaker A New Y ear’s Service The Daily Texan Want Ad Section I here’s a Reason for the Rem arkable Growth of This Section— Ask A n y of These Advertisers Call Today Business O ffice, Room 1 5 5 , Main Building LOST AND FOUND L O S T — Suit case and hat box, F r i­ day night on Houston car for Aus­ inform at’on r e ­ please cml Hazel Cruse — IO tin. garding th© at 2 )11. P arty having FOUND— One silver Wahl pen. Loser call at Texan office and pay for — t f this ad. FOUND— P . T . key on black velvet ribbon. Owner may obtain same by calling a t room 155, M. B., and — t f paying fo r this ad. FOUND— Key ring with two keys and I*. T. tag No. 8C4. Owner may obtain «ame by calling at room 155, M. IL, and paying for this ad. — t f LOST Heavy black girls* sweater in room 158, Main Building. Finder or phone — 8 return to Texan office 3156. LOST September 25, jeweled Phi Gamma Delta pin, T. I). Davis on black, valued Five dollars reward. Mrs. C. A. Lewis, — I 2206 Rio Grande. keepsake. as L O S T — Saturday afternoon a black chin purse containing about Four Daliars in cash and two keys. Finder may receive reward by leaving purse — © at Texan office, MISCELLANEOUS W ANTED Position as house moth­ er by refined and capable woman, experienced in this line of work. Would also like management of din­ ing room for a fraternity, not d< sir- ous of a house mother. Address Box — IO 1927B . Delicious Spanish dinners SPANISH C A F E — 2502 Guadalupe. and .suppers 3 5 c ; club dinner and supp* r 3 5 c ; tamales, enchiladas, chile; hot cakes, they molt in your — 3 mouth. chicken, DIAL 8297 wood, groceries and feed. fur good block heater' — 3 Antonio S tre et, T E X A S T E A C O T T A G E — 2311 San is a delightful place to hoard. Turkey dipper twice and a week. Unexcelled desserts salad* w.tb meals. Monthly rates. Spec a1 dinner parties may also be — IO arranged for. Tel. 4447. FOR SALE FO R rebuilt L. S A L E — One ('. Smith Typewriter. Dial 9181 (R. Hall) after 6 p. rn. or call at E. Hall -— IO during the day. A. I I . Ullrich. BOARD AND ROOM Two near University. H J R R E N T —-Furbished apartment room s, sleeping porch, hot and cold water. Handy to bath, Garage if desired. Ring 4703 or call at 203 East 23rd Street. j —— - .................. — * - FOR RENT One room in my home to faculty man by student. Phone 7555. nice south ROOM for 2 or 3 boys— Largo, extra sleeping two 2525 Univer­ — 7 porch and private bath, blocks from campus. sity Avenue. Dial 0487. room with only F O R BO Y S— Nice, comfortable rooms. Modern conveniences; be­ tween University and Capitol. Also Speedway. Phone garages. 5808. 190G F O R R E N T — Southeast room with sleeping porch to two girls, in pri­ vate home. One block from campus. — 4 Call 4836. 2107 Tom Green. LARG E ROOM— Extra nice south room, one of the best near the U.| for 2 or 3 Sleeping! porch, hot water when you want it strictly modern.; and *— 4 s 1907 Nueces. everything quiet boys. five students in private FO R R E N T — Apartment for four or family. Approved for girls. Only quiet stu­ dents need apply. Call 9449, a fte r­ — l o noons. for ROOM AND BOARD men, 2: blocks west of campus. Our rooms i are among the best in Austin. We will be glad to show them to you. — 8 2103 Nueces. FO R R E N T —Southeast room with connecting bath. Suitable for one or two boys. Private family, ( ’all at 2500 Nueces Street or telephone 7 5 3 5, — 9 well ROOMS-—T hree rooms in block south of furnished campus, Conv* nient and up-to-date; bath, all $18.00 per month. linen furnished. (Two garage. I ’hone 4158. 2001 Guadalupe St. room ). Also in a — 7 ROOM A vacancy at IOO W. 27th Steam heat, showers, Phone 2092. — 4 Street. Boys’ dormitory. 3 ROOMS FO R MEN rooms and sleeping porch; private bath and 803 W. 2 2n d ,J entrance; hot wilier, Mrs. Vena K. Matthews. Phone »973. -6 R OOMS with or Wi t hout board boys . M o s t c onve ni e nt place vicinity. University for in S a t i s f a c t i o n g ua r a n t e e d . T he Wi c h i t a House. Opposite L a w Bldg. TWO ROOMS for boys. dalupe. Phono 9503. 1707 Gua­ — 6 ROOM AND BOARD for boys. 108 — IO West 19th, Call 2882. FO R RE N T Rooms for quiet young men, or will furnish for housekeep­ ing; half block from Main Building, Waler, lights and telephone. Phone — JO 5182, 2309 Speedway. Single gether. B O Y S - Board or room and board to­ Sleeping porch. Shower bath. Hot and eqld water all hours. Rate very reason­ able. 1908 Whitis. Phone 4432. beds. served without ROOM AND BOARD for boys. Meals room. One block from University. Mrs, J . D. Cope­ land, 1905 University Avenue, phone — 7 8043. * FU R N ISH E D apartments; sleeping bath, garage, at porch, private 2006 Wichita Street. Phone 4789. — IO A GOOD garage for ren t at 1904 University Avenue. Phone 4530. — IO WANTED *-* Roommate comfortable room with in sleeping porch. 103 W. 17th, upstairs, phone — 7 4084. for boy ROOMS AND BOARD— Boys desji^- ing excellent table board at read­ able rate:; should apply at 2208 Nue­ for ces. Also two desirable rooms — IO rent. Phone 8433. ROOM AND BOARD for boys, rate $ 30 .0 0; also table board, 2 meals daily, $ 1 7 .5 0 ; 3 meals, $ 2 2 .5 0 ; good home cooking. One block from cam­ 202 E ast 22nd. Phone 6456. pus. — IO TWO south en st rooms. (Convenient to b ath). With or without board* not of University, - I R I barred. One block j 10O West 20th, phone 8578, Couples preferred. Children for j r OR R E N T — Room j I pus. J Phone 3429. two men students, one block west of cam* 2205 San Antonio Street. $20. - J .7 for boys, two fur­ blocks from campus. Well FO R REN T— Room nished and well kept, Phone 7861. ROOM & BOARD—-for men. Every­ thing f irs t class. One block from campus. Phone 4306. FOR R E N T —One nice, newly paper-! cd room with sleeping porch for* cold water. two boys. Hot and 1912! cars. two — I Also garage for Nueces. Tel. 9081. For boys, BOARD & ROOM blocks from campus. 2 Big, plea - ant rooms, excellent board, hot water. reasonable. Mrs. Driskill,} Prices — 4 I 2501 Nueces. Phone 5603. — 7 FOR R E N T - Three rooms, hot anil cold water. One half block from $12 per double room. 2406 — I campus. Speedway. Phone 3265. FOR R E N T — Light housekeeping apartment. Two rooms and sleep­ ing porch. Bath adjoining. 708 W. 25 1-2 St. Tel. 6402, after 4 p. rn. — 4 Main Bldg, office 155. FOR R E N T to girls, two well-furnished bed rooms. large, Sleep­ ing porch. Garage if desired. Cor­ ner 21st and Whitis. Entrance 201 W. 21st. References required. Phone — 4 4161. ROOM & BOARD— for boys, one block south of Law Building. At­ tractive largo sleeping porch. 102 W. 20th. Phone - 4 9367. rooms, good food, j F O R R E N T - Furnished rooms boys with or without board, f I campus. 102 West 24th, phone j B O Y S ! ROOMS! Ideal coiner room j for two quiet boys, linen furnished, I sleeping porch, only $8.00 each. Call — 9 2108 Pearl Street. A F E W vacancies at Coulter’s, 2101 San Antonio Street. Modern, clean; board, with or without rooms. — 7 large FOR RENT-—One southeast! front room, comfortably furnish-j cd, all conveniences, on Main car! line, Call at 2816 Nueces or phone' 6463. Reasonably priced. — 8 «—7 FO R REN T— A furnished two-room apartment, with or without garage, 208 K. 25th Street. Call 8514. — 9 FO R R E N T — Well keeping apartments furnished house­ approved house. Plenty of baths. Mrs. Val — 21 C. Giles. 710 West 22nd. in with all FOR BOYS— Nicely furnished room; conveniences. Hot and cold water. Sleeping porch. Single 1934 San beds. F irst class meals. — 8 Antonio Street, [ hone 7385. FOR REN T— Four or five large dou­ ble size rooms for quiet boys. No others need apply. Across campus. Telephone 7984. Mrs. A. Smith, _______________________— 3 1 YOUNG MEN— Rooms at 2004 Uni­ versity Avenue. Gall after 4 p.m. — 7 or oil Saturday or Sunday. 2004 Whitis. WANTED— Room mate for boy at southeast room, 1-2 block of campus. Garage — g for rent. Large ROOM and board for young men in quiet, furnace heated home within a block of campus. 2411 San Anto­ — 4 nio, phone 5198. nished, it| new QUIET LOOM, very comfortably fur­ two-story stucco private home, southeast exposure, in beautiful Aldridge Place, away from crowded campus conditions, for one Seven blocks or two men students. from University. $25.00 per month. Phone 5892 or call at 418 West 32nd 23 Street. for acing ROOMS FO R R E N T — Two delight - 1923.| j all conven- | locoes on paved street, near Univer- — 91 3123 | sity, private family. — t f after 3 p. rn. ful furnished rooms, Phone FO R R E N T — To men, two rooms, second flo or; large room, private for 2206 Nue­ — 6 entrance, first Door couple; reasonable rent. ces. Telephone 7779. suitably VACANT double room in approved house for girls. Quiet home-like. Moderate terms. Phone 5935. 1906 — 8 Wichita. FOR KENT-—Furnished upstairs apartment. southeast One-half block from campus. Phone 7296. ~ _______________________— 17 29 0 I S T U D E N T S— Coulter’s board and rooms for men, 2101 San Antonio Street. All modern conveniences. Open for b u r n e r on or about De** — 3 comber 15th. This the neckwear. ‘I like the color and I believe it to be symbolic of a brawn; - lister, red-blooded man who has the courage to stand by his convictions.” from a whi|e-headed, soft- voiced little man whom one wouldn’t suspect of harming a fly! This from a man whose mouth corners contin­ ually lift in smiles, and whose mild eyes smile even wrhen his lips don’t! But whatever reason he may give for the “wearing o’ the red," students w ho know hun— and this includes even those who have “busted” under him—- ray that the tie is merely indicative of the warm, cheery nature of the man. Yet one could hardly expect other than chivalry and courtesy in a Vir­ ginian whose great grandfather was that maker of history, Patrick Henry, and who is directly descended from S ir Robert Spottswood, secretary to Charles I, and a long list of other That such an ancestry is notables. his probably accounts for the modesty with which Dean Harper is wont to discuss his own affairs— except, that is, most of his affairs, for there is one topic on which he will talk at length. That topic is Henry Winston Harper l l , his son, and Henry Win­ ston Harper l i c h i s grandson. Little Harper the Third is ju st turned 6, and “the brightest little fellow you ever saw,” says the dean. I flirty years ago, only about ten years after the University of Texas was established, Harper’s name was entered on the faculty pay-roll as adjunct professor. He had received from Baylor University, his LL.I). time making and had spent some chemical and analyzing surveys in both the United States and Mexico. “ We wore Prince Alberts to class in those days,” he said, in speaking of the early days. “Professors were king of the walk— we wore silk hats! most of the time, and the students looked up in awe while we paraded around in august finery.” In 1900 Harper was made professor! and placed in charge of the chemistry j department, a position he has held I since that time. Now he varies this work with being dean of the Graduate* School and with outside investigations! of a geological nature. But to go back t o ,the red tie. Even when he was a boy boasting his first I separate collar, Harper liked red nick-; Vfear. “ I used to buy them every time 11 cpu Id, every time I could find them,” ! he said. And added that when he was I a school boy he thought red marbles I the most beautiful the! world. things in Even the most persistent of hobbies' often encounters difficulties, however. Listen to this: “ Red ties aren’t to be had merely for the asking,” Dean Harper smiled. ‘Why, after college professors quit wearing Prince Alberts to class and became ordinary' men, I found that ; none could k* purchased in town. I had worn them off and on ever since' in Virginia, had! my boyhood days ceased using them during the Prince! Albert stage, but with its gassing, I wanted to wear them again. B u t I was confronted with a problem where was I to get them? ’ I Where, indeed? But he got them. He had them— a dozen of ’em— made to order! And now a certain haber-* dasher is never astonished when he receives the following ord er: “ A dozen red ties— rush I” Club Will Install New Officers Today The Students’ Sunday Club will I hold the first meeting of the new; year at Gregg House at 6 o’clock Sunday night, Ja n u a ry 4 Officers fo r the winter term will installed and a delightful musi­ be cal program will be given. Supper will be served as usual followed by J a social hour. I here will, be no early communion service held by members of the dub on Jan u ary 4, but on Sunday, J a n ­ uary l l , at 7:3© o’clock members of the Sunday Club will celebrate Holy Communion, which will be followed by breakfast. G R IF F IT H A TT E N D S M E E T Dr. R. H. Griffith, professor of English in the University and also curator of the Wrenn library i*, in New York at a meeting of the Mod­ ern Language Anociation. Dr. G rif­ fith read a paper on the “Bibliogra­ phy of Pope” before the meeting. FOUR ____________________ T H E D A I L Y T E X A N I MANY PR D . DEGREES OBTAINED I L L U M I N A T E D BY GRADUATES OF UNIVERSITY BOOKS BY HAND *------------------------- -- NOW IN l i b r a r y — Students! WE ARE GLAD YOU’RE BACK B O L T O N “ T Y ” C O B B E W A R T H A R K R I D E R B R O T H Y A N N F I S H E R BIKINI Hint#! J u a n i t a P n u a tftlB f.-ar«* G ra A u a M a ;rir.*- R w t!>&4 RFJ’ORTISRS tliam A r r e t t twin Bark* >1 WiUon Sri* Mere bant Darhafn tired Shea roo (tee? B ar Bn lur C a SI than ■yji .*»« Smith u . rio t W a lk e r J o hn Cha ria Blar-ehe H o rn J o ;t*e B t w I.ti’m n A fj* * * Klijih't *»•' h-|t*« M »H - stume with trim m ing of ecru and brown fur. H at and shoes matched the prevailing shades of brown and she carried white chrysanthem um s in an arm shewer. Miss Showalter wort a harmonizing shade of brown with the coming of embroidery ^accessories to match, Iw Mr. and Mrs. W ard left a t noon fo r Big Springs where Mr. W ard i athletic coach in the public schools Mrs. Wan! wearing for the journev a tailored model of black and white pin stripe, with hat, shoes, and gloves to match. Mrs. W ard has been one of Aus­ t i n ’s prettiest and most loved girls d u rin g her public school and U niver­ sity c a f aer, and had many honors be­ stowed upon her While in the U ni­ versity, She is a member of Alpha Delta Pi sorority and other student organizations and bus been an active worker in the young peoples d e p a rt­ ment of the F ir s t Methodist church. Mr. W ard is a form er athletic s ta r the University of Texas, and a of thre^-letter man. Some of the Uni­ versity ’s proudest records are due to his prowess. He belongs to Phi Kappa Psi, so­ cial fr a te rn ity , and Sigma Delta Psi, honorary athletic fraternity. ** Only members of the two families ie attendants, were present for the ceremony. Relatives of Mr. Ward from out of town, were his brother- in-law and sister, Mr. and Mrs. Roy Fincher, aunt, Mrs. W. D. F ran k s, and his uncle and aunt, Mr. and Mrs. E. C. Dayton, all of F ort Worth.-—Au st in American. * ♦ his * * * N r i t h GilbSweetman I of San Antonio and John Announcem ent has been received of the rparriag^ of G ertrude Sweetman (ii!! of Austin. Mr. and Mrs. Gill were m ar­ ried November 22 in San Marcos; the announcem ent was not made until December 20. The couple are making ,th « r home on E ast 17th street. is m ajoring I Mrs. Gill * a student in tho Uni- vi*rsijty and in Home Economics in which d epartm ent she is very prominent. She is a member Newman Club. Mr. Gill is an of He is a agent of the S. P. lines. I fo rm e r “Indent of th e University, and was a member of the Glee Club nd of The Daily Texan staff. Mrs. C. E. T u rn e r, d au ghter of Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Cocke of Austin, was m arried to Professor C. E. T u rn e r of Boston, Mass., on Christmas Eve. She was Miss Neomi Cocke before her m arriage, and attended th e University, grad-, oaring in 1921. M oore-Chum ney th e holiday The m arriage of Miss Ruth Chum ney of Austin and A. D, Moore ol , Beaumont which took place Decent* j ber 23 was one of the many pretty weddings of season. Mrs, M oire is the daughter of Mrs. W,T. Chumney of this city. She is a g ra d u ate of the University and a popular m em ber of Delta Delta Delta sorority, Mr. Moore is also u formei stud ent of the University. They wil make their home in Beaumont. CIough-Messer Among the m any student m a rria g ­ es solemnized du rin g the holiday s e a ­ son was th a t of Miss J an e Messer of Centerville, Mississippi* and Kenneth Clough of Orange, which touk place December 20. The bride is a sopho­ more in the and .sciences while Clough is a senior in the school of engineering and a c a n ­ in didate fo r his bachelor’s degree Jun e. The young couple are making their home in Austin and have r e ­ entered the University. * * * * college of a rts Flint-Green wood Friends will be interested to learn of the m arriage of Miss C harlotte Greenwood and O. L. Flint, J r., of Belton which was solemnized Decem­ ber t i a t the home of Mr. and Mrs. 0. F, Jon es in Austin. The bride is from N o rth Carolina but for the past year has made her home with her a u n t, Mrs. Q, F. Jones, and has m any friends lh the city. Mr. Flint is a form er student of the Uni­ versity and was arrive in church work and stu d en t activities fchile here. He is now employed as an electrical e n ­ gineer in Waco where the couple are making their home. M R S . A. D. M O O R E Mrs. A. D. Moore, fo r m er ly Miss Ru th C h m n n e y , daugh­ ter of Mrs. W. T. Ch urn ney of A u s tin , was married on Dec­ ember 23. She is a graduate o f the University and a pop­ ular m e m b e r of the Tr i Delta sorority. Turner-Cocke Redditt-Spears The m arriage of Miss Naomi Cocke of Austin and Professor C. E. T urn e r of Boston, Mass., took place Christ­ mas eve at the University Methodist jhurch. P receding the ceremony Miss Beu­ Miss Mazel S pears, dau ghter of Mr. and Mrs. R. M. Spears, became the bride of John S ayers Redditt De­ cember 27 at 9 o’clock, in a simple ceremony read by Dr. H. C. Garri- lah Beaver played a prelude compos- sob, a t the hom e of her parent. I ed of melodies from old Christmas j The entire house was decorated in the bridal white and green, an a lta r carols and Miss Nelle Thiele sang. large living being arran ged the in room with a g rou pin g foliage of plants, against which tall white floor baskets filled with white chrysanthe­ mums were effectively placed. White ^ie a ^ a r ap(* $dded The wedding music from Lohen­ grin was played for a processional .md Mendelssohn’s march as a re- :essional. Rev. J louble ring ceremony. I m * attended by h e r 's is te r, Mrs. G .l* ° th<> br,dal “ ‘" “" P H * * - read the The bride j can^ es T. S. Sessions bridesmaids. v. Robertson of Meredian as matron if honor. Misses Ione Cocke* B ar­ b a r a Eikel and Grace Thiele, all of The Vustin, were jridegroom ’s only a tte n d a n t was G. L. Robertson of Meredian, best man. Kent H unt of Austin, Henry Brown >f San Antonio and Temple Mayhall >f Austin were ushers. Wee Brownie Cocke and William A. Cocke, Jr., *cr(red as jun io r bridesmaid and ju- tior usher. Little Holly Evans and duth J e a n Pillow acted as candle c a r e r s and G. L. Robertson, Jr., .vas ring bearer. Following the ceremony a recep­ tion was held for the immediate fami­ ly and intim ate friends* a f t e r which Professor and Mrs. T u rn e r left for :heir wedding journey, w'hich will allu d e New Orleans, Havana, Cuba, and New York City. A fte r J a n u a ry > they will be a t home a t 12 Cleve* and street* Arlington, Mass. Before the ceremony Mrs. E. T. Sim ang played accompaniment the for Miss Linr.ie Dryer, who sang “ I Love You I ruly.” Then the music merged to which the bride and bridegroom en­ tered, unattended. into the wedding march The bride wore an ensemble cos­ tume of brown silk bengaline with! trim m ing in ru s t tones and bals- and other accessories She carried a bridal shower of sunburst roses. in harmony. After the ceremony, which was w it­ nessed by only the two families and very close friends, an re­ ception war held, the bride’s cake cut, and a salad course was served, be­ fore Mr. and Mrs. Redditt left for to New th eir honeymoon "** Orleans. informal journey Mrs. T u rn e r Mrs. Redditt was born and reared in Austin, and is a g raduate of the University* She took an active p a r t in all student activities, being espe­ the work of the cially interested in Sidney Lanier L ite ra ry Society, For some time she has been an active worker in C entral C hristian church, ta u g h t a class fo r where she has several \ r a r s . d au g h ter of is the dr. and Mrs. W. A. Cocke of 305 ?ark Place, College Court. She vas a prom inent student of the U ni­ in so­ versity, tak in g active p a r t Included cial and college affairs. in Among the college organizations -chich are Phi Mu sorority- Ashbel L itera ry so­ ciety, Pan-IIelienic and W. A. A. ounces. Following her graduation from vent to Boston, where she has been, A fte r their honey. ;ocni Mr. studying orthopedics, reconstructive M r, Red(jjtt wffl ^ x ero ses and kindred branches. Mr. Redditt is a g ra d u a te of the Law D epartm ent of the University, a member of Delta T heta Phi social fra te rn ity , and also of the coveted law (r a te r- ..f:hancelllirS|., kin_ where Mr E<,adjw f§ # and jn L uf ^ in 1921, she m ty. she held membership th& University ^ 1 A , ... , l,„ the ie an associate i f , ot Professor T u rn e r in i _ , ,, . law firm of Fairchilds and university and , * + * * of T echn olo gy .1 n e e d r t . — A u s t s A m e r i c a n , Ladies* Club to Entertain 7 »rofessor the d e p a rtm en t of bi- ; ology and public health in the .Maas- ichusetts In stitu te He holds degrees from Bates col­ the a g e , H arvard Institute of Technology and is the three books and several author of icientific papers health on public subjects. He holds membership in Phi Beta Kappa, Delta Sigma Rho as the and Delta Omega, as well Appalachian and H arvard clubs of Boston. He was one of the lectu r­ ers brought to Austin fo r the con­ ference on n utritio n and health edu- H. Shelby, F. A. ation during last F ebruary, and has |j®a ” ’ **oe ^ oore» a moat enviable record of service d o r - j ( ' I D " " ’ 3r“ wn W illiam ., and Miss­ ing the World W ar.— Austin A mer- “ nd ,on<'•s Pe a r»- lean, Members c f the University Ladies Club will entertain with a tea at the F aculty Club, a t 2304 San A n ­ tonio Street- on W ednesday a f t e r ­ noon, J a n u a ry 7, from fo u r to six o'clock. This will be the regular J a n ­ uary p arty of the Club. Hostesses will be Mesdames Max Handman, Jo e Wooten, Milt n R. Gut?ch, Carl H art- 0oldic 1 ' i r - i i i L i o y d - r lSher Mrs. Neil C arothers is again at W om an’s Building a f te r spending holidays with her daughter- Kath- ^ Of interest to a wide circle of * n n e , in Dallas, friends is the wedding of Miss Marian Fisher of B astrop and Gordon H. Lloyd, io n of Mf and Mr*. F r a n k : hi> Lloyd of Austin. The m arriage took B place December 24 a t the F irs t Bap­ tist Church with service read by Rev. George Green. Both Mr. and Mr*. Lloyd are fo rm er students of the They will m ake their University. home in Austin. I season John Mayfield j|pent the Christmas in W ashington, I), C., with S enator and Mr,. E a r le „ nd brQthera, Tp(i and es? Bin, who came from Kem per Military School where they a re students. Kila Goodyn C a rte r of San Anto­ nio is one of to enter the University this term. She; the new student# “ The Only W omarf,” new p ictu re, which com es to the M ajestic T h ea ter next Thursday. A g re a t p a rt of th e action tak es the high seas aboard th e place on • yacht. These scene* w ere m ade in tin* P acific ocean o ff C atalin a id and. The y ac h t was Wrecked d u rin g the m aking of th e pictu re. L a te r, how- 4v*r* st was raised from the ocean bottom. Besides Eugene O ’Brien* N o rm a^# Tallmadge’ ? leading m an, the ens o f ‘ The Only W om an” consists of M atthew B etz, E dw ards Davies, W in­ ter Hall, P ercy W illiam s, Stella di I. an ti, M urdock ila s Q u a rrie , Neal Dodd and Louis Dum ar. COM ING Vladim ir de Pachm ann The G reatest Chopin P layer FILM BY BLASCO IBANEZ AT MAJESTIC MONDAY N O R M A T A L M A D G E Trained Cockatoo* Add Novel Feature to Vaudeville Attraction A movie s ta r of stellar fam e and a j singer who has risen to the height? I are featu red or. the M ajestic program ! ;his week. The bill a t the Hancock comes here ' with the rep u tatio n of being a fast I moving bill of en tertain m en t of in­ tense diversity. Zena Keefe, who has been famous on the silver sheets fo r ) ca rf, stopt into vaudeville with a spark lin g act of lilting music, clever songs, nifty dance steps and a dash of th<* d ra ­ matics. Miss K eefe ha* been draw-! jag prs - se along the vaudeville cir-; chits, “as the one movie star that ac tually m oves" when on th e s ta g e .| There is b u t a few m inutes of the dram atic in Miss K eefe’s act and the remainder is devoted to m irth and melody. too is m aking its The youngest b arito n e sensation of the season first vaudeville tour. Wade Booth < r> • h shows of from successes in mu-wa) the highest caliber is the vocal sta r With a cleverly arranged repertoire Booth has been sw inging down the vaudeville '-ireast* to new fam e. Tech mea! m m lc critics rave about bn voice and vaudeville audiences ap­ plaud it. M ildred Davis a tte n d s to the piano music of the act. A flock of trained cockatoos b rin ie som ething new and novel to the H an­ cock this week, C am illa’* Bir l ~ pretty white the most in tricate tricks In the opening act. fliers --ex ecu te ajestic to Show Circe the Enchantress” Beginning Monday in believes Ma* M urray doing; things d iffe ren tly . She design?? her awn <-!<.th"*s create* all her dances! and, with the abl of her directo r-j husband, R obert A. L eo n ard ; -elect/ her own stories?. H er m ost recently com pleted pie- ] tare , “ Circe the E nchant n .-a,” w rit­ ten especially for her by V incente Blanco Ibanez, came* to th e M ajes­ tic T h e a te r on M onday, and accord­ ing to all rep o rt- is in keeping w ith 1 . Miss M u rray ’s policy o f o riginality. into swine, Miss M u rray ’s p art is unusual. As th** mythical Circe- she appears a* goddess of Greece who tran sfo rm ed I men and h e r m odern p rototype, a siren o f New O rleansj In the la tte r role,? and New York. the is given an o p p o rtu n ity of wear- j fag more th a n th irty com plete chang es of gow ns and dresses. “ Circe the E n ch an tress” i* a T it-, fany production recessed by Metro- j Goldwyn. Film Produced Simultaneous ly With Novel by Joseph Vance of the Louis ‘'M arried F lirts,” a screen produc­ tion Jo sep h Vance novel “ Mr*,. P aram o r,” which cornel tot the Queen T heater on Monday was trade a t the lam e tim e tho novel wa* published. In fact, the pictu re was relea*s*d and came o u t sim ultaneous- directed Kom.-rt o the \ gratia film product ion, which tells a sm art, brill is..- Gy cynical sto ry cf the ultra* modern restless* h « jf.idle social sot. The com plications, which are m any, are said to be bandied v. ith g reat Ingenuity. Paulina J* rede rick plays the title role; C onrad Nagel appear? as Per* ley R ex; Mao Busch is cast as J a l W .Chervil and Hu oily G ordon as Pen W ayne. P atterso n Dial and Paul MicbolaoA aho nave two important parts. Th;:* Is the first of a series- of pro* duet!or. - to be made by Herbert Vig­ for M etro G eldwyn. nola Julia C raw ford I vers made the film adap­ tatio n . It irs a lx>uis B. M ayer pres* pc ta ti /O. (SSP*’ MAE W m u r r a y CIRCE THE H A N TR ESS I a t •• Y f k a r A " -* C H l B M l b u s c w an o I • " NAGEL I V -rn**-- ,N M A R R E D R I RTS J ‘ ^ ’« ■ • ■ “ M a r r i e d F l i rt s ’ will be s h o w n at th* Q u e e n , b e g i n n i n g M o n d a y . P a u l i n e b u r k and W i l l i a m S c o t t s t a r rn “ D a n t e ’* I n f e r n o , ” w h . c p l a y s at the H a n c o c k t h e l a s t t h r e e d a y s o f th*:* w^ ek . “ W anderer of the W astelan d ” at I exab mg Jack H olt, K athlyn W illiams, Noah B eery and Bilic Dove*, come* to the T exas on F rid ay next to rem ain for 2 days. You’ve heard ab o u t the w onderful colorful photography in Cecil B. De- MUIe’s 'T h e Ten C oram andsm ent*” ? W ell, th is one’s done e n tire ly in col­ T h ere’s not a black an d w hite or. sequence th ro u g h o u t th e len g th of th e film . Even if it w e ren ’t fo r the g re a t sto ry it really is, you should go sets thin p ictu re ju s t fo r the novelty of th e th in g . I f s the v ery firs t really to be p ractical all color production shown on Die screen anyw here. B ut it’s m ore than ju st a novelty much m ore. It's Zan*.* G rey ’s g re a te s t story bro u g h t to life. They -ay you can even sea the d iffe re n t shades of su n ­ burn i n the player;?! * ft *■ MWW* The Only Wo«if*n“ o pens a 3 the Majestic Thurs run at January 22nd U N IV E R SIT Y MEN S GYM Norm a T alm adge in “ The O nly W om an” at M ajestic T hursday M ail O rders N ov/— A d d re ss 1802 C olorad o P rices $ 3 .0 0 , $ 2 .5 0 , $ 2 .0 0 —-F lu s T ax U n reserv ed S ea ts $ 1 .0 0 i, a London cafe, nd a Mexican ham - i lu x u rio u s p riv ate N orm a T alm adge « A uspices A m ateur Choral Club M O N D A Y — T U E S D A Y — W E D N E S D A Y TIM ES O F S H O W S l l rOO-1 ; 0 0 3 : 0 0 5 : 0 0 - 7 : 0 0 - 9 : 0 0 T H U R S D A Y F R I D A Y S A T U R D A Y She c o u ld n ’t h old her ow n h u sb an d but she ’co u ld g e t a n o th er w o m a n ’s m atrim on ial tria n g le th a t w as fin a lly sq uared A SATIRE ON LOVE— WILL IT HIT Y O U? A L S O N ew and Second Hand for A ll Your Courses A d a p t e d by J u l i a C r a w f o r d Tver* fascinating novel, “ Mr a. th? f r om Far ainoi,” WITH C o n ra d Mage!, M ac Busch, P a u lin e F r e d e ric k ‘T H E W A L K O U T B I L L Y S U L L I V A N PA T H E N E W S SUPPLIES E verything You Need ‘T h e S tu d en ts’ Book E xchange C. M. MILLER Wall Paper, Paints, Oils, W hite Leads, Varnishes, W indow Glass, Painters’ Supplies, Artists’ Material Picture Fearning a Specialty 807 Congress White S w ea ters A Specialty Steam D y in g P h on e 6 8 3 6 STARTING TO M O RRO W MAJESTIC CONCERT ORCHESTRA H . J. (C rom berg, D irector W . P op e T ille y , O rgan ist M il Mi mm in Circe Th© Enchantress — a tale of a tinsel woman written especially for Mae Murray by V icen­ te Bianco Ibanez, author of “ Blood and Sand” and “The Four Horse- men — * — like Circe of old, she turned men into beasts with her seductive allure. STARTING THURSDAY NORMA TALMADGE IN ‘TH E ONLY WOMAN’ “BRINGING UP FATHER IN IRELAND” COMING * J f : \ D , Sfpfe r n A - i*s -U T H E D A I L Y T E X A N SEVEN STAR l l TEXAS Brilliant Cast is “Shadows of Paris” Starting W ed­ nesday P o la N e g ri in h e r f o u r th A m e r ic a n I s t a r r i n g p ic tu re , “ S hadow s o f P a r i s , ” a H e r b e r t B re n o n P a r a m o u n t pro- tim e an d ag a in u n d e r th e P a r a m o u n t [is fr< rn th e F re n c h play, “ Mon Horn- I m e ,” by A n d re P ica rd and F r a n c is ('a rc o . It wuis a d a p te d fo r the Am eri- “ Shadow s of P a r is ,” w hich will be b a n n e r. shovvn a t th e T e x a s T h e a t e r on Wed- can sta g e by F re d Ja c k so n . The acen- nesd a y n e x t to rem ain for tw o d a y s j a r i p w as w r itte n by E ve Unsell. H A N C O C K O P E R A H O U SE — O N E N I G H T O N L Y WED . JAN. # B r a n d N e w S h o w T h i s T i m e p r i c e » S O C , 7 5 c , $ 1 . 0 0 , n o w o n sal e. $ 1 . 5 0 , p l u s t a x . S e a t s G E O R G E M ' M A N U S ’ C A R T O O N M U S I C A L C O M P D ^ ---------- ; BRINGING FATHER I N I R E L A N D E V E R Y T H I N G N E W ••• COGO M U S I C P R E T T Y G I R L S COMING TO QUEEN THURSDAY ♦ S c e n e f r o m G e o r g e M c M a n u s ’ bi g m u s i c a l c o m e d y w h i c h p l a y s the a o n e - n i g h t H a n c o c k W e d n e s d a y , J a n u a r y 7. e n g a g e m e n t at [ d i c t i o n , is s u r r o u n d e d by a b r illia n t } a r r a y o f 's u p p o r t i n g players. A dolphe M enjou, C h arle s de ftp che JLa » V . I TAJ lf * ' I f e * I ir> < /^ iEn ] ■ I k m m m THEATER ROW B y L o u is T . H a n i l e t t and H u n tly Gordian head th e c a s t in f e a t u r e d roles. A m ong o th e rs a rc G a r e th H u g h e s V e ro R eynolds, Rose Dione, R o s ita M a rstin i, E d w a r d K i p - : . Mug, M a u r ic e C a n n o n , F r a n k N elson j H a n c o c k — V a u d e v i l l e , M o n d a y a n d T u e s d a y ; “ B r i n g i n g U p F a t h e r In I r e l a n d , ” W e d n e s d a y e v e n i n g ; " D a n - od heavily t e ’s I n f e r n o ” , T h u r s d a y , F r i d a y a nd W o m a n of P a r i s . ’ _________ S a t u r d a y . and G eo rge O ’B rien. in C h a rle s C h a p lin ’s “ A He has a p p e a r e d 1 Adolph!' M en jo u b ut re c e n tly s e e r - , M a j e s t i c — M a e M u r r a y in “ Ci r c e t h e E n c h a n t r e s s ”, M o n d a y , T u e s d a y a n d W e d n e s d a y ; ‘‘T h e O n l y W o m a n ” ! s t a r r i n g N o r m a T a l l m a d g e ” , Thur s - , d a y , F r i d a y a n d S a t u r d a y . . Q u e e n - ^ - M a e B u s c h a n d ,, C o n r a d . in “ M a r r i e d F l i r t s ’ * M o n d a y , a n d W e d n e s d a y ; A g n e s N a g e l T u e s d a y A y r e s in “ T o m o r r o w ’s L o v e ” , T h u r s- , d a y , F r i d a y a n d S a t u r d a y . I T e x a s — “ P o n j o l a ” , \ M o n d a y a nd T u e s d a y ; P o l a N e g r i “ S h a do w* o f P a r i s , ” W e d n e s d a y a n d T h u r s d a y ; Z a n e G r e y ’s “ W a n d e r e r o f t h e W a s t e - I l a nd- ” F r i d a y a n d S a t u r d a y . in T E X A S T H E A T E R M o n d a y a nd T u e s d a y W e d n e s d a y arid T h u r s d a y F r i d a y a nd S a t u r d a y “PONJOLA” A n n a Q. N ilsson, J a m e s K irk w o o d , Tully M arshal “ S H A D O W S O F PARIS” A d o lp h M e r . jeu, C harles d ‘* R o ch e, H u n tley G ordon Z an c G r e y ’s “ W A N D E R E R O F T H E W A S T E L A N D J a c !- H o l t , K a t h l e e n W i l l i a m s , W a l l a c e Bec?ry, B i l l i e D o r e ss****** A g n e s A y r e s a n d P a t O \ h l l e y A g n es A y res Stars in t h e P a r a m o u n t P i c t u r e , “ T o m o r ­ A t Q ueen T hursday r o w ’* L o v e . ” Agnes A y re s comes to th e Queen T h e a te r n e x t T h u r s d a y in a n o th e r e n te r ta in in g p ic tu r e of the f i r s t y e a r of newly m a r r ie d life— “ T o m o rro w ’s Love,” a d a p te d f o r th e screen by H o w a rd B ig g in from the S a t u r d a y E v e n in g P o st story, “ In te rlo c u to r \ ” by C h a rle s B ra c k e tt. leading m an . R aym ond H a tto n , one of the cleverest comedy c h a r a c t e r ac- j tors on th e screen today, h a s on im ­ p o r t a n t p u t. R uby L a f a y e tte , who j played the g r a n d mot her in “ Holly-! wood,” h a s an e ig h ty -y e a r- y c u n g j modern g r a n d m o th e r role in “ T um or-j r w ’s Love, One of th e f in e s t c a s ts ever given J I xr* . «i M iss A y re s s u p p o r ts the s t a r rn t h i s i .. . , , * . , . . . . , t h e . T b it i C lo t u r e . pic tu re . the P a t O ’Malley, s t r e n g t h of his excellent p e r f o r m - is Goods” a g a in _ r ,, O M a lT e v in “ W orldly o n on / ’ii W int n, f i r m e r / icefield F a - l i e s l e a u t y v w !,o a p p e a r 'd in th e Wi’- h u m dc Mi*! j ro d u e v e n , “ Locked I Doors ” h a s Ver f i r s t rec.’ screen op- i p o i;u n ity in t h h p ic tu re J * Spring Sends Her Heralds in the Form of New Fashions S p rin g is not y et re a d y to a p p e a r , b ut th e lovely m essengers she sends in th e w a y of n e w fashions m o re t h a n c o m p e n s a te one for h a v in g to wait. If y ou w o u ld c a p tu r e a l i t t l e sp rin g tim e for yourself, see these n e w clothes. A m a z in g l y slender, sim ple a n d chic— th e height of s m a r t sim p licity a n d y o u th fu ln e s s of line. F o r sports, fo rm a l a n d inform al occasions - irresistible! VT \ JE A N G R A N E S E Th® U n u s u a l S o r s t r e s s A s s i s t e d by B r o t h e r C h a r l e s a n d T i t o D e F i o r e W A D E B O O T H T h e Y o u n g A m e r i c a n B a r i t o n e , M I L D R E D D A V I S at t h e P i a n o . K IM BALL & G O M A N C O , “ S E T T I N G T H E S T Y L E S IN S O N G S A N D S T E P S ” W a l l a c e A l l e n a t t h e Pi m o HHI ii!* IM COLEY A N D J A X O N t h e M a i d T h e M i n s t r e l a n d C A M IL L A ’S BIRDS A N o v e l l y in B l a c k a n d W h i t e T H U R S D A Y , F R I D A Y A N D S A T U R D A Y “DANTE’S INFERNO” A n a sto u n d in g ptctu rization o f lire’s grea test r id d le — W H A T O F T H E H E R E A F T E R ? VISIT OUR Annual January White Sale This Week C o m m e n c in g t o m o r r o w a n d c o n tin u in g t h ro u g h S a t u r d a y of this w ee k all u n d e r w e a r , ho useho ld linens a n d w h ite w a s h g oo ds will be cu t in price. Fresh, unusual, n e w m erc h a n d is e in all d e p a r t m e n t s for this sale. ALL WINTER READY-TO-WEAR Including Coats, Suits, Silk a n d C loth Dresses a n d H a ts cut to th e creed of the season ’s clearance prices. p o e t 's jo u r n e y w h e r e in he sees th* A S p e c ta c le o f D ram a and B e a u ty — B ased on the C lassic o f Literature i s MUSICAL AT mwtEjb *— COMEDY; T “Bringing up Father in Ire­ land” Booked for One En­ gagement Only S J T * . * ---------- • p ay a visit “ B r in g in g Up F a t h e r In I r e l a n d ” is th e title of the la te st G eorge ?vlc- M a n u s musical c om edy c om ing to th e H a n c o c k f o r an e n g a g e m e n t o f o n e n ig h t W ednesday- J a n u a r y 7. 'Miggs a n d M a g g ie ” to th e ir n a ti v e soil. T h e y l e f t “ T he Old S o d ” en q u ite small, a n d it is c o n fid e n - aid t h a t Maggie w as then what Oa 5 ir e d an o r d in a r y “ K itc h e n Me­ l t »r»:c ’ a n d ‘Miggs” was a d m itte d ly T h e ir r e t u r n as ii. “ Hod C a r r i e r .” ne nns o f polite society n a t u r a l l y in ­ c ite s m uch N a tio n a l in te r e s t, in the 3and of St. P a tric k . Maggie, will n a t ­ u r a l l y a ssum e c h a rg e o f th e t o u r , and will be hacked by an e n tir e new’ stock o f “ Rolling P in s ” f o r em erg e n c ies. ‘M iggs” has a c q u ire d an a c u te sense of f e m in in e b e a u ty , a n d it is up to M aggie to see t h a t he is n ot e n s n a r e d by so m e Irish B e a u ty . T h o u g h ‘Miggs” j •O' roe of u n lim ite d w e a lth has n e t ' b e e n d e f in ite ly d e te r m in e d , it is g e n ­ e ra lly u n d e rs to o d t h a t he a c c u m u la t­ ed c o n s id e ra b le as a c o n t r a c t o r in th e e a r ly d avs o f T a m m a n y H all. B u t — - ce have B’en so u n k in d as to sug- v 1 t a little g a m e com m on ly k no w n as in h e r * B ootleg.* T h o u g h M aggie, new ly a c q u ire d r e f i n e m e n t of lan- *, wage insists t h a t a t le a st it should be spo ken as “ B oo t-lim b .” U. T. HAS GOOD P H Y S I C S L A B F O R RESEARCH the physics “ T he U n iv e rsity h a s one of equipped excellently m o st la b o ra to rie s fo r re s e a rc h in electrical anc.- high fre q u en c y in th e S o uth, said Dr. J . M. K uehne, p ro fe sso r of physics a t th e U niv e rsity . “ M ore a tte n tio n is being given to th e s tu d y of high fre q u e n c y th a n fo r m e r ly due to the th e subject. in cre a se d knowledge of H ig h in elec­ tr ic i ty ru n the millions, while a u d ito r y v ib ra tio n s a r e m e a s u re d in the th o u s a n d s .” fre qu e nc y v ib r a tio n s into T he h ig h fre q u en c y la b o r a to ry con­ sists of d uplica te d e q u ip m e n t Buf­ fier .t to allow ab o u t tw elve s tu d e n ts t»> Aork on th e sam e e x p e rim e n t a t th e t-ame tim e. This d u p lic atio n of eq u ip ­ m ent w as m ade a t g r e a t expense, fo r th e p u rp o s e of f a c i lita t in g conven­ ience in in stru ctio n . T he la b o ra to ry will accom m odate tw e n ty stu d e n ts a t a tim e a n d is a t p r e s e n t re g is te re d fo r by a c a p a c ity n u m b e r of s tu d e n ts. “T his Is an u n u s u a lly high r e g is tr a - < ion for an advanced course of th is n a t u r e , ” said Dr. Kuehne. “ The s t u ­ d e n ts who h ave chosen th is co urse a re a t p r e s e n t stu d y in g in th e sub ject of l a b o r a to r y c onsists of optics. v o l t 'u tte r s , galvonom eters, a m p m e te rs, • B ettors, spectre*copes, a n d m y ria d s of sw itc h b o a rd s and o th e r com plicated a p p a r a t u s . S tu d e n ts a r e allowed to ho odic the delicate m ech an ism s in a c t ­ ual p r a c tic e .” T h e T he r a d io d e p a r tm e n t of the physics la b o r a to r y h as been re c e n tly re b u ilt in Y H all, and a com plete and efficient wending Matiun set up fo r physics s t u d e n t s in t h a t b ra n c h of th e work. in physics a r e a t F r e s h m a n classes p re s e n t s tu d y in g th e s u b je c t of in mechanics. These f irs t-y e a r c o urses have to do with th e o p e ra tio n of th e scale balances, p ra c tic e in d e te r m in in g volumes, an d a n e le m e n ta r y course in m a g n e tis m N ew e q u ip m e n t is c o n s ta n tly being added th r o u g h o u t th e y e a r. e lectricity. and *« > o —.......... - “Dante's Inferno" to Show at Hancock Soon P i * ---------- T h e n a m e o f th e g r e a t I ta lia n poet I D a n te A lighieri is kn o w n to alm ost I e v e ry o n e a n d is a sso c ia te d w ith hi;- , g r e a t e s t w ork, w hich, f o r w a n t of a b e t t e r term* i s called D ivine Com edy. I T h e “ D ivine C o m e d y ” is c o m p o s e c 5 o f th r e e g r e a t a lle g o rica l p oem s, “ In- j f e r n o , ” “ P u r g a t o r y ” a nd “ P a r a d i s e ,” which desc rib e j o u r n e y I th r o u g h th e re a lm of the H e r e a f te r . U pon b a se d th e m otio n p ic tu re n a m e which will be seen a t th e H a n ­ cock T h e a t e r f o r th r e e d a y s b e g in ­ n in g T h u r s d a y . th e poem “ I n f e r n o ” has been j of th a t ) t h e p o e t’s “ I n f e r n o ” desc rib e s t h a t p a r t of th e Coals o f people w ho h a v e sinned o r g a r th u n d e rg o in g e te r n a l p u n ish m e n t I s th.- v ario us circles o f Hell. »,«*■''4 > EIGHT T H E D A I L Y T E X A N Review of Athletics Shows Texas University Is Winner of 77 Contests HOLAS CONFERENCE ionrhors boeteers TITLE IN ANO NEW YEARS RESOLUTION NO. I Le Ward Victim of Cupid A r c I n t a c t f c r 1 9 2 5 S e a s o n In the Limelight M a l t y B e 1 Pa C h r i s t i m s o f 192''* Ar&i • w i t Lili R E S O L V E D Longhorns A re Victors in , )«uthw< t-rr Lo®® FOOTBtLL PhOSPECTS GOOD il< rre d Frogs. inference schf do I W cdw uay nigh at tho Mon’s Gymnasium when they t . meet ( »t< h M atty Bell s I. C. Im m ediately upon ti." re tu rn of in N orth Texas durin g th'* t: ;uod from a series cf practice gam es the holiday!, Dc* S te w art expressed the opinion th a t although the team v a not In s.ny respects the equal of l i t y e a r’s squad, it was an fa r advanced a t this time as was last y e a r’s squad. The last few {Tys of practice, bow-! ever, have brought out tho fa rt that the in ju ries of Lexter S etteg ast, C arl N ation, and S tu a rt W right a re not firnt appeared. as triv ia l as they C aptain Set tee a t '* still gives him trouble, it easily hu rt, while both Nation and W right have bad ankles. Doc S tew art also rem arked th a t the holiday gam es were played on ra th e r sm all court?, which made the squad in b etter than th e ir real condition. The L ink­ horns did not show up so well on the larg e r court in th e M en’s Gym­ nasium . shoulder being appear Doc S te w art is given cred it for laking ad v an tag e of a i opportunity Lo play the doleful act, hut a t th is! tim e there i* undoubtedly every ju s-! From Id no tion fo r hi* pessim ism. the cham pionship team of last year I as been taken Ponsford, C urtis, and Rota rts o n ; and w ith S e tte g a t, N a ­ tion, and W right on the injured I»si, is not so bright. On the situation the other hand, T. C. lo has hist y e a r’s team practically intact fo r this season, and w ith th e advantage of added experience, the T. C. U. team of thi« season ap p ears to be much hotter than the Horned Frog squad of last year. J O E WARD I Jo C W a r d , w h o d u r i n g 1 9 2 1 , 1 0 2 2 . * r d 1 0 2 3 2 4 v a t o n e o f t he mot! v e r r a l i t e a n d popular a th l e t e * in t h e U n i v e r s i t y , wa* m a r r i e d t h e d a y b e f o r e C h r i s t m a s t o Mi** E t t a B a i n o f A u s t n, a f o r m e r p r o m i ­ n e n t U n i v e r s i t y girl. W a r d a t t a i n e d hi s g r e a t e s t a t h l e t i c a c h i e v e m e n t s f o o t b a l l , b u t a l s o m a d e in in baseball a nd l e t t e r s b a s k e t ball, a nd w a s ar. e x c e l l e n t t r a c k p e r f o r m e r . i n 1 9 2 2 h e w a s g i v e n h o n o r a b l e me n! o n b y W a l t e r C a m p , a n a t i o n . is n o w coach* al sport* cr tic. J o e ins; at Bn; S p r i n g s , T e x a s , a nd bis t e a m m a d e a n e n v a b l e r e c o r d last fail. Appearance- A Good Looking Woman Is Always a Well-Dressed Woman Not neccsarily in expensive* gar­ m e n t s l>ut Spotlessly Clean Patronize the Pry Cleaner reg­ ularly, anti have that well-dressed appearance. — w . NICK LINZ Phone Number on Every Page in the Book Q U A L I T Y Our reputation as the best jewelry store was not made on high prices. It cam e through the pub­ lic learning that only fine quality was offered here, that the price invariably was a better value, and that individual desire, had been an ­ ticipated and fu lfilled in our stocks. Y ou always buy the best at our store-—and that best is always economical. JEWELRY DIAMONDS CLOCKS W ATCFIES S I L V E R W A R E N O V E L T I E S ! Carl Mayer Co. Jewelers - Silversmiths 6 1 8 C o n ^ r e v s A v*"* Better 1 9 2 5 Record Expected Despite Inexperienced Material B y V a n Si A n d r u s When old F a th e r Time th rev, the In last days of the year 1024 down into, the abyss of eternity he close I tho I padres of a book of records made by. Longhorn athletes, the g re atest set! of records ti urns have; th a t Texas ever made. D uring th* year 1024, out of the cighty-three athletic con j tests in which the Longhorns parti* -1 ipated seventy-seven were won, five were lost, and one was tied. T his! record made by T exas team s under ( the direction of Billy Disch, Clyde Littlefield, Doc S tew art, and Coach Pcnick does not include w restling or crass country events, nor does it in­ clude any o f the holiday ba k it bali games played by the Longhorns in Neath Texas d u rin g the 1924 C hrist mas m ea* . P erhaps th e ir m arch the m e t rem arkable of the 1924 records was the w inning of the Southw estern basket ball cham ­ pionship. tow ards the title— a m arch th a t crushed all opposition and m ade the S te ers the conference Shiers the unquestioned leader* - the Lon cr horn basket ball team won tw enty-tw o s tra ig h t gam es without a tin g le lo*?. The re >r< of some of the garniss, however, gave the Steers such a narrow m argin th a t it was often feared th at th e u n ­ be m arred defeated sea. on would b i the baseball race, Coach Billy Disch, acknowledged by many a th e gre atest baseball genius in the S outh­ west, made a record almost (qual to Doc S te w a rt’s basket b ill record— a 2-1 victory scored by the Baylor Bomi- t i Waco boing th* only defeat suffered by th" Longhorn player*. In* t i ­ winning the conference baseball tle, Coach Billy D iarh’s players c o r e d 333 run* against th»*ir oppo­ nents 95. Tho U niversity of M inne­ s o tt, Southw estern, T rinity, and the Austin R angers were among the non- conference team s th a t fell before the Steers.