A lad once defined a .•lend a * “ a feller who mow* everything about rou and likes you any- ray.” Let’* try to know fellow lore about our [stud es. V O L . X X . A U S T IN , T E X A S , T U E S D A Y , S E P T E M B E R 3 0 . I S I S FIRST COLLEGE DAILY IN THE SO ETH NO. 3 HLETIC STAFF TO STRESS WORK H H R W i S l CAP AND GOWN PIRI S TO ADOPT “UH LE SISTERS” MANY TRY-OUTS APPLY AT TEXAN HULON W. BLACK ANNOUNCES FOR DR. CUNNINGHAM TO GIVE COURSES REGISTRATION TO DATE IS LARGEST a s A A AA s s * 1 M S J * - w # I T * _________IT i na a f a t e b irticip atio n o f A ll Stud en ts in Som e F o rm o f S p o rts Is P la n o f W h itak e r S en io r G irls O rg a n iz a tio n R e n d e r V a lu a b le S erv ice to F resh m en G irls to I “ To have more and better big sis- -------- P e rm an e n t W o rk e rs to le cte d L a te r on M erit o f W o rk D one B e Se- S tu d e n t o f Jo u rn a lism an d Is­ su e E d ito r Is C a n d id a te fo r T e x a n P la c e With over seventy try-outs fo r po- The D aily Texan „ today libe ized to announce the candidacy • x 4 the slogan of Cap and Gown > sitions on the staff, it looks now nxe the U n iversity is going to have the ^ best Texan which has ever been seen an> in tbe election to be held on on the cam pus. N either the editor- twenty-first of October. ^ Black of Tem ple, f o r the po-I this | « w m ana, inK cditor „ f the T e x - .and \ » “ With prohibition and the chorus girls’ strikes in effect, football should be popular this season. It still has a “ kick” to it. W ell-K n ow n P ro fe sso r o f Bu,I- A u d i t * -o f n ess A d m in istratio n an d Gov- ern m en t to C over S u b je c t 3 5 0 0 W ill R e n t e r by N ext b atu y t o “ n a t A mom? the m ost interesting courses t h e Univerxity of T exas those on foreign trade g o v e r n m e n t s by e~ “X h a m , adjunct Unprecedented registration figu res m ark the close of the sixth day of registration in the University, accord­ ing to W. R. Long, auditor. Three thousand three hundred students have m atriculated to date, said Mr. Long, total registration of in the University, stated Mr. Long. this afternoon, m aking 450 more than la st year the which was 2850 fo r the three term s. By the end of the week it is estim ated th at 3500 students will have enrolled professor of business adm inistration and government. Dr. Cunningham has ju st returned from the (Tty of Mexico where during the la st year he 'served as United States vice consul. The courses which he will give are three in number. The fa c t that be- i fore going to Mexico he spent six in the F a r E ast, Spain and years ; South Am erica specializing on eco­ n o m ic and institutional su bjects qual­ ifies him to handle this character of instruction work in tho U niversity. As vice consul in the capital of Mexico Dr. Cunningham had charge of the commercial departm ent of th at con suiaU* general ami was in (roo,I pod- Mon; while last year d u n n f the same lion to acquire inform ation in regard to the trade and political situation in | th at country. m e a t. to the United S ta te s went thru all departm ents o f the his hands Among his duties was the cording to Dean T. U T aylor, A preparation o f economic reports for than SOO have enrolledi m t h e J . the guidance o f American firm s which ; n e e r.n . departm ent. This means are interested in trade with Mexico, j more than the total last >ea . “ This has been the biggest enroll­ ment in the history of the institution. The only session th at ever approached it was 1916-17, whose total w as 2288. In 1917-18 session 1571 students m a­ t r i c u l a t e d during the fir st four d ay * this w as on account of the w ar situa- o The swell Invoices c f all ship- be distributed about equally between tim e 1878 registered in attendance seem in-chief nor the m an agin g editor have returned, but there are more than enough old men of experience who are on hand to step into these places. F o r the present, Milton Ling in and E verett Looney are acting in these places by appointm ent of President H aw kins of the Assem bly. A t the staff m eeting held yesterday turned in as candidates afternoon more than fo rty new nam es for were places on thfe list of reg u lar workers. D uring the next three or fo u r weeks all of these will be given the oppor­ tunity of showing what is in them and those who show the best qualifi­ cations for perm anent places will be selected by the advisory board to be used during the entire year. Those who fail to meet the requirem ents will either be dropped from the list or else they will be given the oppor­ tunity to continue tryin g out until they can come up to the stan dard ----------- _ _ (B y O tis M iller) W T h e popularity and progress of in- j ters is (fe m o r a ! athletics in a1! the lareer fo r th is year. The orgam zat.on ha X t i t u t i o n s have proven th at it ta hen this work up on a | W&ts the needs of physical recreation new b a sis and expects bigger re. I *> necessary to th at g re a t number of than ever before. men in a larg e student body, who are F o r those who may not quite un- ® t s id e the pale o f V arsity athletics, derstand it may be well to explain I L an instance, in our own Univer- that “ B ig S iste rs” are the senior girls » t v approxim ately five to eight hun- ; who through Cap and Gown adopt, ,d students tak e p art in intram u- each school year a freshm en fo r their B l work in their their junior and se- “ Little S iste r.” sister pior y ears who would otherwise fore- they will advise on such im portant l o this helpful physical train in g were gubje c ts as boarding houses, courses, it not for in tram u ral athletics. There beaus> clothes or any of the thousand a personal element of pride in it, aml one problems which beset the little This pride fo r class and fo r departm ents f resbm an. which m akes it extrem ely interesting j H ilda Molesworth, president of Cap i j n d keenly competitive. Then, too, and Gown fo r this year, say s that S n e has here the hest of opportunity „ If tbe U niversity is to mean what it to come to know the men with whom should to the world, Ijie is daily associated, for on the court really and gridiron one diamond, womanhood is if its stan dard to be a s high and sane and true as it should be, then shows those qu alities which m ake him u jg up t0 tbe senior g irls to set it m ost estim able to his fellows. I This y e ar’s in tr a m u r a l will proba- new g j ris to accept it L l y be the b ig g est and most keenly contested in the history of the U n i this be done more effectively than ^ - .the^Big S is te r ^ ^ >y and gently, kindly but firm ly help the In no way can more successful this year than and there can be no doubt th at it versity. There isn ’t a branch of in- tercollegiate athletics that won t be ^ contested this year. A lready one hears ever b e f o r e . o f f r a te r n itie s and classes, and es- A t the head o f this organization racially of the engineering depart- stand a group of stron g efficien t girls ment preparing to “ cop off" champion- wh0 h av e determined that the Bm | Sr . ttVtA Vie of S iste rs are to be “ on the job from the sh ips fir st minute and th at Cap and Gown sports. I D uring the y e a r’s work the frater- ready to help deal with any of the is f nities, classes, and differen t depart- probiems which m ay arise next y e a r I m ents will b attle fo r suprem acy fn all j Follow ing is a list of officers anc the variou s branches •__ “ yyyyty r.ff’' rhnmnion- in ‘ , l b a s e b a l tennis, track, so d sw im -; Football, basket- roemhers of the Inner Council. the m ajor sports. presiden t, H ilda M olesw orth; vice- ball m ing will all come in for their sh are president, Orlee T h om as; secretary, of attention. Football will claim first gusie Mae A nderson; tre asu rer, Gen- attention. The engineers have aready evieve Groce. Inner Council: M ary Louise G ard­ o r g a n i z e d fo r th is sport, and the other ner, Mary Henderson, Ruby Black, c lasses and departm ents are urged to _ perfect their plan s fo r representative Eleanor Atkinson, F ran ces Rucker, team s a t the earliest possible moment. ^ C ry stal Ross. A class m eeting should be called and coaches, m an agers »nd cap tain s elect- . . . P A I I D T U I ed to sta r t the work a t once. Mr. D HALL rUUIWIl — vy------- - W hitaker is anxious to get the foot­ ball season under way immediately. : The cham pionship in football will be decided by the sim ple process of elim­ ination, and for th is reason the team earliest in the field stan ds the best j chance of winning. HOLDS FIRST OF YEAR’S MEETINGS . , A new system of m anagem ent has meeting of the year w as held first organization , , , last ranged whereby the d ire c to r; njgb t when the B. H all Association been a n will be relieved o f a p art of the bur- assembled in its regu lar Monday night den of the work, and at the sam e time session on the Probably - - fourth fc the I rn Mi CE RE | About -Photo by Je n se n -R a y m e r . ic u*r dozen form er Mr. Black w as a member of the N otw ithstanding the unsettled in­ f e r n a l conditions of Mexico Dr. Cun- gham is optim istic as to the won- T e x a n s t a f f durin g the session of 1916- derful possibilities of the commercia industrial future of th at colin- and du ring 1 9 1 7 - 1 8 , up to the tim e and He made the prediction that tors and assista n t issu e editors are ^ withdrew from school to become try. the U. S. School of trade between the United S tates and back ready to work. M ost o f'th e se ^ instructor in are workers from last y e a r’s paper, M ilitary A eronautics. While serv- Mexico will a g g re g a te in value fully instructor a t S. M. A. Mr. $300,000,000 gold d u rm g Cie present but some have reentered a fte r an ab -, se nee of over a year of the old sta r spo rts w riters have an worked on the staff of .he Tex- jn an unofficja i capacity Two or three ^ issue edi- While n . L a st trade of the United S ta te s with any Latin-A m erican country and l the, r pencils to w rite , . . which Mr. Black returned from serv- other sprin g . ice in naval aviation and again as- would he a b ig increase over any one T his sumed the position of issue editor on y ear’s trad e in the p ast with Mexico. ASSEMBLY STARTS YEAR IN MEETING HELfO YESTERDAY H U L I m o o r t a n t I m p o r ta n t M a t t e r s C o n s id e r e d . E le c tio n O r d e r e d .d e o d a r year. Th, a » . o r . t a n the W .thJ i e v e n to be sure up the g rea t football season fa ll. ! seem s branch of reporting is alw ays hard ^ Texan. to fill, and, consequently, the paper j is unusually fortunate. th is p r i d e s a long connection with the | Texan, Mr. Black has also served as The positions of editor-in-chief and u n iv ersity correspondent fo r the Port m an agin g editor will be perm anently , Wortb S ta r-T e k g ra m ami the Austin filled within the next two or three American, and in addition h as w rit- weeks by a special election which is ^ otber ]arge dailies of the state. .g tboroUghly acquainted with the to be held. Both positions will in all probability be contested and at le a st: U n iversjty and the sources of IJniver- student in the one good man ought to be found for each place. sity news, and is a School o f Jou rn alism . o— ------- J r M in At the meeting of the Stu den ts’ As- Now th at Germ any is removed from J SCmbly yesterday afternoon at 6 Mexican trade and in view of the dif- 0*ciock the following members were Acuities o f F ran ce and England jn attendance: W allace Hawkins, tran sportin g their trad e commodities president; E dith Schneider, Grady to Mexico, as well as in receiving raw p u ller, C. R. C ranberry, Nugent m aterials from the la tter country the grow n , L. R. Insirillo and Mrs. Mer- opportunity placing its trade with th at country the United States, ritt Lawrence. The first m atter taken up in this perm anent b asis could hardly be j meeting was the appointment of three student representatives to the Ath­ letic Council. Lawrence Du M ars, Wesley Brown and Guy M. Trout are the new representatives. (Continued on page 3.) CAFETERIA IS on a for PRACTICE COURT IS REORGANIZED BUSIER THAN EVER BEFORE The assem bly next ordered the fi­ nancial report of the V arsity C ircus held last Ju n e to he audited. An election w as ordered in addition to the regu lar assemblymen election on the third T uesday in October to fill all vacancies that now exist, which editor-in-chief includes and m anaging editor of the Texan, councilmen, S t u d e n t s S e le c t e d to F ill the V a r i o u s O ffices C o n n e c te d W ith W o r k With the exception of the S. A. T C. period the C afeteria is now feed it ever has ing more students than since its construction. With the op* n- The senior law c la ss practice rour I jnj? Qf tb(, present long session, the advised I c lass organized at 9 o’clock Monday j rusb b as be$.n so great th at the crowds to have been difficult to handle. Four- meet again in a special meeting on teen hundred daily, or over four hun- Friday> (jct. 3, to discuss the re-ap- It (Ired every meal, are now taking ad- porti0nment of the blanket tax. some vantage of the C afe te ria prces. The .g rumor€d tb a t there will be J m anager states that the capacity h a s de^-give changes which will work for | no^ yet bee ntaxed, in spite o f the the betterment of the students and Barney G arrett, quizm aster, will he ; unusuai parly season rush, and th at the The sen ator will act a s ju d ge of ! with h i* increased workmu; f.m-e U niversity in general. then adjourned The assem bly etc. the U n i v e r - ; the district court and county court The students to till other positions , students can be acoommodat SERBIAN STUDENT TO ENTER SCHOOL Y o u n g M a n to B e S e n t H e r e by In te r n a tio n a l S e r b i a n E d u ­ c a t io n a l C o m m itt e e President R. E. Vinson of the Uni T exas has been floor o f th e 'b y Dr. Rosalie Slau gh ter Morton of versity o f rui ng when they met for the first New York City, chairm an of the In* j tirTie of the year with Senator R. E. 6o^torya i N a t i o n a l Serbian Educational Com-1 ’ who h as ch arg, [ g re a te r student representation and | f a ^ u s I m m anagem ent afforded. The featu re ct t Mr B. M. W hitaker will be directly number of addresses M in charge o f all in tr a m u r a l, but to | tbe old men of the Hall who have re- ^tin w ^ 8everal of j mittee, th at there will a r n e e at A u *-; ithin the next few day s a young to reenter the I Serbian who wil enter resided over by a student m anager, j linintr the purposes of the m eeting and w as extend — a r e : t h e council, I telling of the reasons fo r the organi- through the i l i n i s e i n t r a m u r a l athletic council com- University. a ssist him in the work there will bet turned f*-om the service an posed of r e p r e s e n t a t i v e s from a l l the I Ernest May, president of t h e as- various classes and departm ents, and ; sed ation , first m ade a short talk ou - r.roaidpd over bv a student m a im e d . ; |ining tne purports ui — - tv, (lo 6 froin e a c h c ia ** and departm ent, Q J «rill Hp elected by the classes and de- partm ents, and it is urged th at this once president of the Students* at the first c la ss m eeting., a mhly. a former legislator, and He then introduced George Teddy As- an o f the H all** room er,. r e p r e s e n t a t i v e s on I vL this institution. This sch o lar,hip P re sident Vinson ^ ^ Tntr,r;or . ______, - a t* and the M inister of o f E d u c t , on a t I — the M inister Belgrade, Serb ia in a joint letter to 1 Q1 9 The schol- them on Ju ly I arsh ip for this student is $600. Ac- ju st received telegram t ..i,, io be done at the first . These represen tatives will serve thru- obi Hall man who h as returned from cording o a * out the year, and p articu lar care V iw ic e . T e d d y g a v e his views o f the i by president Vmson ^ laity of T exas on a scholarship pro­ vided by the Board o f Regents o f | c)crk o f these cou rt*. Sh eriff: Raymond EUedgu Deputy sh eriffs: Saw Low, Childs, . w i ( T a . Saw Lol ....... and Julien M astin. Ju stic e s o f the peace: Owen D. Ba ker, precinct No. 3 ; C arl C allaw ay, precinct No. 2; and B. W. George, precinct No. I. ! C onstables: Houston H. Jones, pre- fc Nq 3 ; W ard Powell, precinct and George Teddy, precinct s a des should he taken to choose capable men who are interested in intram ural work. N O T IC E TO S T U D E N T S WHO H A V E NOT PA ID B L A N K E T T A X , (S T U D E N T S AC­ T I V I T IE S F E E .) Constitution of Stdents A ssocia­ tion. A rticle V. Section 4. ( I f you did not pay your activi­ ties fee this applies to you.) E ach student shall, upon m atric­ ulation, pay a student activities fee of not more than six dollars and fift y cents ($6.50), to be ap ­ portioned am ong the various stu ­ dent activities by the Studen ts’ A ssem bly, such apportionm ent to be made fo r the ensuing year be­ fore the twentieth of M ay of each year. It is fu rth er provided that a representative, appointed by the president of the Students A sso­ ciation, sh all have power to excuse any student from paym ent of the student activities fee when such student sh all certify upon Mis or her honor th at he or she is unable to pay the same. value of the organization and told of a few incidents which happened in B. Hall in the old days. Sam Holliday, another of the old- although h^ w as evidently •• m the in f * * * * ^ ______ ii. Huddleston, secretary of the In- te rn atio n al S e rb ia n E du catio n al Com- ^ ittee, the studen t who is to a tten d i ^ U n iversity o f T e x a s will arriv e J E j timers-—fuvnvv.^-. u n p r e p a r e d — according statem ent— made speech. a to his own d{ftr and proceed im m ediately to A U S - Falv(,y> and Mr> Trickey. New York by steam ship next Mon- j ! i + - i • a. _ I . . a i n A xjotlirjcs public: I’et<' B igge rs, Mrs " ‘ . i — * ' _ rousing good tin. This student wil gineering course. take the en- P R E S B Y T E R IA N S TO E N T E R T A IN T. E . H ay der told of a joke which M-pc once played on him. wherein he, bed, and a h< se were the principal his actor?—time about 1 a. rn. W ard Towell admitted that he w as «urnrised him self to find that he w as back in the H all, i a- he didn’t express pnv regrets. Tom G atlin, H ll m anager, then m ade his how, and. the m eeting was over. ---------- o------------ R E C E P T I O N AT B IB L E CH A IR FORMER STUDENT RECEIVES CROSS ^ f o j . B r a v e r y U n d e r H e a v y S h e ll F i r e — A w a r d e d I ta lia n C r o s s All Presbyterian students are in­ vited to meet with the members of the U niversity Presbyterian Church to­ night at 8 o’clock at the church ad ­ joining the Y. M. C. A. on Twenty second street. The oi canion is a re ­ ception students. Every Presbyterian member cr pr< f- orence i? urged to come, also any stu- student of the dent* who are not a ffilia te ! with any — I, . , in st rho h. There will be plenty of en- refresh- imrc nt. and in honor of abundant the W ilbur II. Young, a s U niversity in form er years, has ju st received a citation from the Italian government and also the Italian cross ment t< result of extraordin ary ;c . bravery under shell fire. Mr. Y oung will recruited in the office o Son, e of those in the receiving line bt President and Mrs. Vinson, Mr. Mr. an Mrs. C urrie, Prof. a nd Mrs. *n informal reception for the old and new students will he held at the of honor as a T exa s Christian Bibl* Chair this ev nine* at 8 o’clock, it was a n n o u n c e d was I bv Dr Frank Jewett. This is an an- Currie ny o r . » »«• J U . Inn,I a f 'a i r at the b eym a.n * c l e a c h ” “ ^ rear. A ll new atu le, t . are invite,! - pp present. The old ones need no was station* d , months. urging. u vc r* A two vears ago BAPTIST CHURCH HOLDS MEETING Dr. W a l l a c e B a s s e t t o f D a l l a s P r e a c h e s — W . F. B e tts L e a d s S i n g i n g C afeteria is larger than it was in tne I pre.war pCrio 8 0 who have Th copies of the their 7 1ne. R egistration them a t the Texan office flooor of the Main Building L a st Sunday night the U niversity B ap tist church started a series of evangelistic m eetings under the lead­ ership of Dr, W allace B a sse tt, p a s­ tor of the C entral B a p tist Church of D allas, Dr. Charles E. Maddry, the pastor, preached the first sermon on Sunday morning, and Dr. B assett a r ­ il in time to preach at the evening there w as “ Finding service It w as a well L ife .” God’s Will in id if the rest though! out m essage the while secure are as good, it be well worth failed to Longhorn M aga- of all students to go to the m eetings. Number, m ay get Tte attendance on Sunday w as large and there were nearly forty additions to the church. and five-thirty to rive on the fir st His It is custom ary for the issues to To lead the music, Mr. W. Furm an of R aleigh, N. C., a gospel h$. delivered to the students at their Bett but since the lists in singer of marked ability and power, rooming house: large chorus office have not been has been selected. A the registrar* c o m Dieted it ha hem m anifestly im- choir has been organized and much being sbown in good sing- completeo ii possible for the m anagem ent to m ake interest is un a route* Next month will see ing. The m eetings will continue t up a route ................ .nca*. tb A a ^ . ___ ...itb services every after- ^ , v en iw at o f the t h in ., settled to the extent that stu- t h e * * ^ ^ 7 o 7 ' » t0 Italy> where he Martyr. " riod o f e i ^ n - d M i. B e . . , also Mr. and M r,, to read ncauon. I I to ceme. T H E mu Sally ®«xan Campus Poets P E T E SEZ. o KI KST C O L L E G E D A I L Y I N T H E S O U T H Published en the cam p u s of toe U n iv e rs ity or r i u r of Texan by t ne ntudeut bo dj f e M g f c th* Publication* Board a w r y a f te r n o o n excep t S a tu rd a y .y . d - Sunday m o m m i O ffice: Mal* Building. U n iv e rs ity of T exas. Room 155 T elephone SHB. C a t e r e d a . s ^ o n d u r la a , m . t t a r a t th e postoffice at A u stin.J / Y ’ T Z l t l A cc ep ta n ce for m a ilin g ai i n i t h . Act o f r ^ n c r e .s hU reh S r e t * ef p o stage provided a u th o n zed September 24, 1918. vfai-)*h for ld 79 ld V ^ A in beet! rn P ______________________ T E X A N A D V IS O R Y BOARD Actin*? Editor-in-C hief M ILTO N F . LING, W E S L E Y W . B R O W N E V E R E T T L. LO ONEY. . N U G E N T E. B R O W N M A U R IC E J . LO V EL A D Y . . . A c t i n g Managing Edittor . Business Managers Issue Editor: Frank R. Bass, 20 Associate Editors: H. R- Cox, and Louise Gladney REPORTERS I P ro ip w i t M ild red P o o le M erw in R atcliff A le x S t o u t Ben M. T e rre ll O tis Miller P r i d d y j or,e* TUE STAFF. An exceptionally large number of staff members and try ­ outs were present a t the first meeting of the staff M onday. I he sixty or so who were there will make possible a m o r e complete news service for The Texan, and less work for each individual . member of the stuff. We hope, however, th a t no one who has contemplated work- intr on The Texan will be discouraged because of the competi­ tion that will be offered. Tho Texan staff this year wil neces­ sarily be larger th an it has been in form er years and every one who has enough literary ability to pass English I, shou < be able to serve on The Texan stair in some capacity. The primary function of The Texan is, of course, to publish he news of the University community in the hest way possible. J-he secondary function, as we see it, is to provide practical training for those students who are interested in journalism. For this reason, no student will be deprived of a position on The Texan staff if he is able to write a story th a t complies with the news story form, that is readable and comprehensive. As students master reporting, they will be assigned feature-story writing, and will then be asked to try out as assistant issue editors, in which positions they edit copy and write hem s. On a large staff, promotion will naturally be slow, but any; member of the staff can easily prove by a large amount of constantly improving work th a t he is worthier of a higher posi- tion than the one he holds. Experienced men are now needed as issue editors and asso­ ciate issue editors, and if there is any man who formerly served j on The Texan staff in either position, who has not already sig-j nilled his intention of doing so, we earnestly request him to work again this year. “SCRAPS.’ Those who subscribed to The Texan this summer will remem- ber “ Types” by Josephine Lurie. It proved to be one of the features of the paper th a t was invariably read, and read with relish. Miss Lurie starts a new column beginning today. incidents instead of personalities will be described, but these also will be chosen with the idea of presenting the typical. t « u In S C R A P S By Josephine L u rie ON L A N D L A D I E S If you a r e m asculine and th e re fo re privileged, y o u will doubtless have little s y m p a th y for my p a th e tic v a ­ p o rin g s— unless p e rh a p s you h a ve been in te rr o g a te d th u s : “ Y oung m an , do you ru n a service c a r ? ” You clutched a t your h a t , gaped, ami s tu tt e r e d : “ Ma a - ’a m " 1 W ith landlady-like gra c io u sn e ss y o u r in q u isito r pu rsu e d , “ You come so o ften in th e same r e n t c a r t h a t I th o u g h t m ay be you ra n it.” you y o u r swallowed T h e re u p o n a tla m ’s a p p le thrice-- so g r e a t vriM y o u r confusion. Y ou with P a c k a rd a s p ir a tio n s m ust be c o n te n t— like so ma n y o th e r visio naries w ith f a r l**«e t h a n his d r e a m m e a s u r e s ; for even a C hevrolet is beyond y ou r re a liz a fio tl.! And, now, a f t e r consoling y o u rse lf t h a t a r* n t Reo in su re s more pre stige - th a n a p r iv a te F o rd , you have been ; m ista k e n fo r a jitn e y d r iv e r — and by th e la n dla dy of th e g irl you h ave come to see. N ot satisfied with th e in fo rm a tio n t h a t you a r e a law s tu d e n t, an e n g i­ n e e r or a pee-doggie— how ever the t h a t , moreover, case m a y be— and you have n e v e r issued a bad check, y o u r qu e stio n e e r p ro ceeded: “ When you w ere a t home, did y o u r m o th er allow you to call on y o u n g ladies as m uch as you do h e r e ? ” You m um bled som eth in g to the e f ­ f e c t t h a t y o u r m o th e r w a s n 't p a r t i c ­ u la r l y concerned as to th e n u m b e r of y o u r e n g a g e m e n ts. A t t h a t , th e land l a d y raise d h e r inquisitive eyebrow s a n d blinked a t you w ith a sto n ish m e n t. T h e r e a f t e r h e r queries becam e m o re f r e q u e n t a n d even m ore p e n e tr a tin g . Y ou w on de re d sav ag ely w hy S H E Im p a tie n t caller, d idn’t come. tho young lady had am ple reason f o r d e ­ I shall e x p la in w hile I t u r n my lay. a tte n tio n to society’s sheltered and protected element. l f you a r e fem inine a nd th e r e fo r e c a re fu lly w atched over, you will r e ­ m em ber the tim e you lost th e double socket a tt a c h m e n t when th e la n d la d y discovered you u sin g a n electric iron s u rrt p i o u s l y . Now while yo ur d a t e ’s heels were becoming f r o s tb itte n and his tongue p a rc h e d w ith the r e c ta tio n ' of family histo ry , you trie d to lig h t j y o u r room and h e a t a c u r lin g iron sim ultaneously and by m ea n s of the j sam e socket. Y ou essa y e d th is f e a t wi t h m eager success. F i r s t you h e a t ­ ed th e iron, then unscrew ed it and a t ­ tached the tim e you it, th e c rim p in g w ere ready too cool fo r benefit. im plem ent w as A knock- and your la n d la d y e n t e r ­ e d the room b e fo re you haul concealed ! th e c u r i n g iron. light. B y the to use “ T he g e n tle m a n is still h e re ,” she reminded you re proa c h fu lly. F inally you w ent out to app e a se the J young m an who aw a ite d you. Y ou r the e r r a t i c n a t u r e of th e m irro r-lik e gloss of g re e tin g s w ere s t i f f : you w andered,] roused by your c a lle r’s po m p ado ur, w h e th e r he! observed th e i waves in y our h a i r ; and he pondered moodily over th e co n su m m ate nosiness Followed a few'; of your more pre lim ina rie s, a n d you m ade t e n ­ ta tiv e efforts to reach th e h ire d ve ­ hicle w hen you w ere sto pp ed— as you th is h ig h ­ knew you would be— by pitched a d m o n itio n : “ R em em ber to be home by 1 0 :3 0 !” landlady. By v irtu e of male p re ro g a tiv e , y o u r date mu it*-re I a ha lf-a ud ib le some­ th in g , while you m ig h t only giggle ♦ j y o u r vexation. y o u r vexation. two un p ro fa n e d by J landladies and then the house a g a in ! ♦ A low-voice l m o m ent s h a r p ly cut into i by a reproving voice from an u p p e r C An hour o r Cadus Tea Room 2 2 0 8 G u a d a lu p e St. is s tr u c k by th e “ A t th e E n d of W a lk .” th e Main How ya g n » a keep ’em , Down a t th e ir books A fte r t h e y ’ve seen A u s tin ? How ya goftiia keep ’em A w ay f r o m — you know, Jazzir.’ aion*?, h u m m in ’ a song? How va g o n n a keep ’em, W h e n th' y belong? Sore, t h a t ’s a m y s t e r y ; | O f course, t h e y ’ll a lw a y s w a n t to be on hand , E ach tim e a tu n e ja z z b a n d — So, how ye g o n n a keep ’em, Down a t th e ir books A f te r t h e y ’ve seen A u s tin . —o- NEW PUBLICATION MAKES APPEARANCE IN THE UNIVERSITY 1 ; I ♦ The S ca lp e r, a new comic m o n th ly I p ap er, ed ited by U n iv e r s ity stu d e n ts, made its d e b u t la st week. F o r sev eral y e a rs t h e r e h a s been n o comic on th e cam pus, a n d it is the a m b itio n of th e ■ p re se n t e d ito r s to m ak e th is new p u b ­ lication a f e a tu r e 3UCb 33 the H a r ­ the C o rn e ll Widow, v a rd L am poon, I and others. j J a k e L u tz e r , to to r e t u r n Ja c k H y m a n who w a s to hav e been th e ed ito r w a s unable in his p lace J e r r y U n iv e rsity , and Belcher o f A u stin h as b een a p p o in te d . T he first edition w as published by th e b u sin e ss m a n a g e r . E d g a r P e r r y of A u s tin h a s been a p ­ pointed to the position of a d v e r tis in g m a n ag e r. Belcher w a s a t one tim ^ with f o r m e r P e r r y %vas U n iv e r s ity pub lication. a s s is ta n t business m a n a g e r of th e 1919 C actus. th e L ong horn Cow, a Anyone is eligible to t r y - o u t for th e st aff. b u t to do so those who w'ish should t u r n th e ir n a m e s in to th e ed- j itor as soon as possible. -O— Advertise in the Daily Texan. window, an d a single sh ado w je r k e d itself spasm o dically into tw o silh o u ­ ettes w ith th is a n n o u n c e m e n t: “ I t ’s a q u a r t e r to e le v e n !” T. S. LEE SHOE REPAIRING NEATLY DONE F o r indi vi dual a t t e n t i o n t h a t insure* c o r r e c t n e s s in detail, see me a t 23rd and Guadalupe VARSITY CLUB Opens again for ben­ efit of University Students. BOWLING PARLORS FIRST-CLASS CAFE CIGARS, CIGARETTES, CANDIES 2000 GUADALUPE TYPEWRITERS For Rent or Sale ROYALS UNDERWOODS REMINGTONS OLIVERS L. C. SMITH F. L. Patty 722 Congress Avenue Phone 60 W anted lady and gentle­ in University who man wants to make money, spare time, to solicit the S t u d e n t s ; University sells at sight; call at the Hall’s Studio, Gentry 8O6 I/2 Congress Avenue, Over New Electric Bakery We REBUILD Shoes EXCELSIOR MEAT MARKET A L L K IN D S O F M E A T S O nly cold s to r a g e in th e city P h o n e s 625 a n d 725 P atton’s Union M arket P a t t o n a n d S a w y e r, P rop s. D E A L E R S IN F I S H AN D OY S T FI RS OF A L L K IN D S Also F r u i t s a n d V e g e ta b le s 923 Congress Avenue Corner Tenth Prom pt Delivery 115 W e s t S ix th S t r e e t United States Depository The Austin National Bank of Austin, Texas Resources $7, 000,000.00 c a package before the war 5c a package during the war c a package 5 NOW W M THE FLAVOR LASTS SO DOES THE PRICE! I t h a s p ro v e d its e lf to be in d e e d THE— POWER— OF— CHIROPRACTIC T h e d r u g le s s H E A L T H S C I E N C E o f C H I R O P R A C T I C h a s a w o n d e r ­ f u l p o w e r. th e M A S T E R o f so­ c alled D I S - E A S E . T h e C H I R O P R A C T O R u ses no d r u g s , S u r g e r y , o r O s te o p a th y . W ith n o t h in g b u t his b a r e h a n d s he lo c a te s th e C A U S E o f Di.s-ease a n d a d ju s t* sam e. T h is re lie v e s th e p r e s s u r e u p o n th e n e rv e s , a n d th e v ita l f o r c e which h a s b een p r e v e n t e d by t h e p r e s s u r e flo w u n i n t e r ­ f r o m flo w in g to th e v a r i o u s o rg a n s, is p e r m i t t e d t o I r u p te d ly , a n d H F!A L TH is th e re s u lt. C o n s u lta tio n a n d S p in a l A n a ly sis F ree. N a m e , A d d re s s , P h o n e , etc. 0 . H. RITCHARDSON, D. C. C H I R O P R A T O R S u ite 502-4-5 L ittle fie ld B u ild in g P a l m e r G r a d u a t e — T h e M o th e r Sc h o o l o f (c h iro p ra c tic Office H o u r s IO to 12 A. M., 2 to 5 P. M. Tobin’s Book Store THE FINEST STATIONERY STORE IN THE SOUTH I FANCY AND EMBOSSED STATIONERY OUR SPECIALTY Corner Congress Avenue and 8th Street Wukasch Bros. For Good Things to Eat E. P. W IL M O T , P r e s i d e n t JN O . WM. IL F O L T S , V ic e - P r e s id e n t IL C H I L E S , V ic e -P re s id e n t M O R R IS H IR SH FIE LD , C a s h ie r C. M. B A R T H O L O M E W , A s s is ta n t C a s h ie r 2218 Guadalupe Phones 1071 -4007 Faculty and Students’ Accounts Solicited RELIABILITY No Accounts Too Small to Handle W e Do Laundry Work The Austin Laundry and Dry Cleaning Co. YOU ARE SAFE IN MAKING YOUR PURCHASES FROM US IN THE GROCERY AND BAKERY LINE THE MOST COMPLETE STOCK PRICES ALWAYS CONSISTENT TO QUALITY WE INVITE YOU TO VISIT OUR STORE A N D SELECT ALL YOUR WANTS THE BIG STORE— BAUER BROS. 1004 L avaca St. P h o n e 536 2501-3 Guadalupe Phone 182-967 DONNELLY & WHITE PLUMBING, HI ATING AND ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES Kamrath STUDIO 6 1 2 Congress Avenue Phone 367 We Make You All Good Looking And Make Good Photographs W here O thers Fail Special Prices to Students . . • 4. It Pays to do it H eath Way Chas. S a w y e r , M gr. P h . 213 T H E D A I L Y T E X A N _________ _ SB SB Safi DR. CUNNINGHAM SOCIETY Mall ie Jo n es and Mildred Poole TO G IV E COURSES IN FOREIGN TRAD E (Continued from page I .) Free Delivery Diamond Merchants— Jewelers 618 Congress Avenue RELIABLE FIRE PLACE GRATES ANDIRONS STOVE HARDWARE OIL HEATERS 817 Cong. A. Achilles CARL H. MUELLER Home of Good Shoes 608 Congress Avenue v o ic e — VIOLIN Studio 404 Lavaca St Ring 4613 Wholesale Dry Goods Notions and Furnishing Goods 321-323 Congress Avenue Advertise in the Daily Texan HAVE YOU PAID YOUR BLANKET TAX We are buying as good drugs as can bought and every prescription is filled ri Agents for Huylers and Chocolate Candies Mrs. Jourdan W. Morris Voice Culture Mrs. Morris spent several weeks this past summer coaching with Charles W. Clark and Herbert Miller at Bush Conservatory in Chi­ cago. Fall term begins Monday, September 29th. Miss Helen also studied Expression and Dramatic Art, and Dancing in Chicago, and will begin classes October I st. Studios 119 W. 9th St. Phone 1204 a/if-tjQar-'round soft drink F or college m en, busi- ness m en, profession al m en, m en o f spo rts— baseball, football, golf, tennis, shooting, riding. F or everybody, every­ w here, the year ’roun d, is hale r e fr e sh ­ B ev o fo r w h o leso m e m e n t th irst— an invigorating soft drink. Ideal for the athlete or the m an in physical or m en tal train ­ in g —good to train on an d gain on. H ealth fu l an d appetizing. It m ust be ice cold. A n h e u s e r - B u s c h ST. LO U IS Serve it cold FOR PURE MILK AND CREAM JC 3935 John Schmidly Ie Auto Service Touring Cars and Closed Cars Phone 3293 OFFICIAL NOTICES i HANCOCK AUSTIN’S LEGITIMATE PLAYHOUSE OPERA H O USE COMING ONE NIGHT ONLY, FRIDAY, OCT. 3 Julian Eltinge (H im self) And his Forty Famous Footlight Favorites in his Revue “ Nineteen Nineteen” CH O n Augumented Orchestra. Seat Sale Now On. Make Your Reservations Early C*_______ jl C . I A ^ ■ n D j Talley, pa tor of the Methodist church man kalium,up, ii uiwwiBiiiiiHMBiiaiiimiiiggimiiii^^ ■. m a j e s t i c ‘WHERE THE CROWDS GO TODAY ONLY MARGUERITE CLARK IN “W ID O W BY PR O X Y ” I* officiating. I A P a r a m o u n t P r o d u c t i o n a n a b s o l u t e l y g u a r a n t e e d a t t r a c t i o n “ We w i s h you everything good for this year. A glad hand is always waiting for you at t h e Majestic. WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY DOROTHY DALTON IN “ THE MARKET OF SOULS ” men. ------ O' ~o- -Buy W. --------- O— S.- T H E D A I L Y T E X A N MRS. KATE DECHERD SUCCUMBS AFTER LONG SUFFER® N O T IC E : AU junior and senior g i r l , meet in room 158 (chapel room) e m s mrt-i- *** *----- a t 5:10 o’clock on Wednesday a f te r- Mother of Two Faculty Mem­ bers Had Long Been Resi­ dent of Austin noon. ' " ^ M O L E S W O R T H , Pres. of Cap and Gown. Sun lay at twelve o'clock, Mrs. R a te Decherd, mother of two m em bers of tho U n i vo sity faculty and for a long I time prom inent a.= a citizen of Aus­ tin. diod in her h>me a t 2313 Nue­ ces Street. Services were held a t th* -e«terday morning, Rev. C. I. i. p N O T IC E : Math, l l will m eet W ed­ nesday a t 12 o’clock in room 23 o Main Building. yr r n tm DR. J- W. CALHOUN. S E N IO R S N O T IC E : There will be g r T a meeting of the K ane Klub at New- _.;g0 p , m . on Wednes- senior class he ^ ^ : . L M r s . D e c h e r d was born in 1850. A t m e r .. ^ ^ S T R A C K B E IN , ______ King of the Kane Klub- P R E -M E D S . The l e w . vt m s - The T e x a s P r e - m e d - I flu* age of fifteen ?he joined the Meth- •diet church, and from th a t time on he w a ~ one of the most vital facto r n her church work. In 1872 she was ro a rri.d to P ro fessor Decherd H e r leal Society will ho husband has beet. dead for several | ,a r meetrng o f the ye F our children survive b er. I th e A . M. C. A. WB <♦> MU <♦> <♦'* MMM MMBMMMM MMMMM •4r| Hear Dr. WaUace Bassett Pastor Central the University Baptist Church Dallas, at Church tonight at 7 :3 0 . Subject: "Back-Talk to G od.” w. Furman Betts of Raleigh, N. C. is leach irrg the singing. at 4 o’clock. Come tonight at 7 :3 0 and this afternoon mmmm wmmmmm mm n m m m k m k mm <♦> mm mmrnmm ® /#> <♦> <♦> MR <♦> MMMG *SK* '♦ / MR <♦> “Attention Students” W atch for Griffith Drug Com pany’s ad in tomorrow issue of the Texan. We w ant to see if it pays to ad­ 4 r4 vertise. % a t . m •»> •»> <«• •»> a * j The Elliott’s W elcome to the Studio The Elliott’s MRS. LLOYD E. ELLIOTT Piano Lessons 2509 Nueces Street Fi der gal ma Ga Af BM we n C I o , —IM— queen photoplays TOMORROW, THURSDAY, FRIDAY and SAT. 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