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V O L x

A U S T I N , T E X A S , S A T U R D A Y . F E B R U A R Y 12. 1910,

NO. 38

SOPHOMORE VALENTINE EDITION

U n iv e rsity 

Statio n ery 

F r a tw n ity 

and 

Club 

H u r d ’s 

ST A R S AN I) S T R IP E S

N A ILE D TO SOUTH PO LE.

(ilo r v of I his M a tc h le s s A ch ie ve m e n t B e lo n g s to Tex- 

as===Col. A. P. C laire R each es Goal of Ages!

The Best M a Je 

E veryth in g C arried 

B y An U p To-1910 

S ta tio n e r y S to re

Ii 

is with g n a t pride that 

Tin* Tile only w ay we «cauld stand 

thouing flags to th** pole: 

I T ile atar*

l«*xa>i. a ith its matchless news sec*. void was by taking 

liberal portions and stripes. 2. T h e Texas flag, 

it, 

' i r e Mi all parts of the globe, pre* o f r h :le put un bx 

the W e ll b a r b e r - | The Univ* rsity pennant. 

4. The Mn* 

Bents to tin* world the first account i Phar!le*Sehut>.e T ru st, which w as a i S n e e rin g Department banner. 

... The 

of the final event in lim n s conquest j hot proposition. 

It was now 

tim** J 1912 < lass flags. 6* The K w eehee frat 

of the globe. T h is thrilling narra* *to 811,(1 ,MM‘k J1 "wPPorting party. No 
one wanted t o g o ; SO we stopped for
,
.
1
three days a n i played 
poker— the
losers to form the supporting party. 

, 

, 

 

.

flag, 

7. My ow ii private 

flag. 

S. 

W eath er 

flags 

Indicating 

colder,

G R A H A M ’S I

’Y o u K n o w

t

r

it
c

n u he,I it 

I unhesitatingly denounce 

a 

a s 

l i a r , fakir, member or 
til iii 
Hi** \ Manias Club. ami Law Stud** 
t u r t le r particulars of this 
1110111**11 
f oi l s n ip w ill tie furnished at $1 per 
word caille charges extra, Now open 
for lecture date*

X L F .X A N D E R F R E D E R I C K ( 'L A I R E ,
Lieut, naut Uolonel IT, S Engineering 

Depart motif

The equation of tin* curve of stu­

A. C. Bald w in & Sons

90S C on g ress 

A il! Move 

to 916 Congress.

HOW IT F E E L S T O B E A S O P H O ­

M O R E .

just 

C laire

f i v e wag secured from Col. 
himself, on board the T. U. T A Y L O R , 
which has 
the
Stra its of .Magellan after an absence 
I'he message came b> 
of two years. 
and
Mexican Cable 
to Galveston 
thence d ire c t to The Texan ’s 
pri­

arrived 

at 

v a t e v*. ireless. 
is given 
just as it cam e to us. Copenhagen 
papers please copy.

E v e ry wo rd 

On board Steam er T. U. T A Y L O R .

Feb. 9, I ft IO.

Tile 

last of a 

fresh man *g 

y e a r

Tex in. Austin: —

would 

Im* almost 

unbearable 

were

stat'*

hi iphomori*

not that blissful

Stars and stripes nailed 

to 
last success 

the 
is 
South Pole! 
mine! 
\nd to the noble old U n iv e r­
sity of Texas, which fitted out t Ii is 
the
Beirut it ic 

expedition, 

belongs 

At 

just an* ad. W I. ii school opens the 
lie 
freshman feels that he can 
low 
and not 
Pariah 
In* known as tin* 
that in* is; but as the yea r advances. 
la* hears people ask who he is, and 
the answer a lw a ys couples with his J (hr 

glory, As you w ill recollect, I sail 
nm 
i»d in .March, 
120 pea-
name that hat .1 prefix. 
is ! doggies for sledges: Rlarkstonebonor. 
"freshman sm ith ." and tie* intonation Simpbustedme, No wi pashod. and 22 
tribe: 
makes Iii in feel tile lack of the cap!- other Eskim os of tile Jr la w 
tai so strongly I lint the name rises 237,9ns portions of Chile, canned: 
IO 
I hamm er: one copy 
before his eyes printed that way. Hut 

following equipment: 

I DOS. taking w ith 

lbs. nails, and 

He 

—as I said 
ti*hi 
in 
game of "tu rn ab ou t." 

there 
realizing 

is much oonsola- each of the Lad les’ Home 
that 

.Mrs. R o re r’s Cook Book: 

is a and 

this 

During the follow ing summer, 

grand piano: and H enry. 
he corps of scientists, engineers, 

Btudics tin* catalogue and learns the tronouters, geologists, 
Caeui; almost by memory. H e makes high-brows from the Fug Ulcering 
a list 
listeus ( ag'>r|y lo an y fact whose a< - tion.
<|uii«*ni•*111 win assist in his 

(ii F in a l Hall presidents and part meat 

accompanied 

“ soph— 

Camp was established on tile polar

and 

lf possibl*?, he secures ice at Annadidnttakeit, and on Dec. 
lim ti Kl oat m ate for the coming 27. I fm*.>, after moving the whole party; 

isthmi iou." 
ti ft- 
year upon whom this may bi* 

dis- 200 miles farther south and spending

Jo urn al 
one
A large
as- 
other 
I) »- 
the expodi- 

f0 < I 

to as 

freshman final dash of 

th * observation showed 

in command, set out on 

WI. a tall arrives, lie sets out 

*. [lick up the luggage and walk. S." degrees 2d minutes 

Played or, as Lu erez ia Bo rg ia 
uses i the w inter on a new island we dis*
the dw h i to emphasize tin* sym m etry covered, our select party, with my* 
the 
and gm c of her form, so w ill ho use self 
'Ids • i * ii and untutored 
l"2 miles to the pole. 
T h e first day we traveled 2*» miles.
to emphasize ins enlightenm ent. 
latitude 
I

Blan 
what pride does he order “ his fresh- j saw that this would never do, as no
could 
man' to pick up the luggage and walk one would believe thai we 
a his r o o m . to s w i p e kindling, have gone so fast: s o 
I ordered tin* 
in-.‘pare for the application of boys to take it easy hereat tor. Die
next night things we re dull in camp:
got out the grand piano 
for 
music. But here I discovered 
I had forgotten a piano-player, 
o t h o blamed tiling was of no 
The next day I gave it to a 
widow 
ch il­
dren who c a m e out to see the pro­

SOHU
that
ac- and
He is unable fu lly to explain use 
i Hts’ Council, The R a b b it’s 
and

fd!'r‘ 
b‘(‘ " ’ i 
Foot T h e Anglers, T h e A rm y 

bination is greater than real­
jill his study, 

btat 
ization. W ith 

no facts that he has not 

b ()v vi r, he soon comes 

•md 
the belt.

to know 

there [

South. 

small 

with 

five 

so 

fl"fi 

I

*s*av> 

lul). T ile Mag, or Hie Coyote.
' vied sophomoric state proves 
not ■ blissful. A fresh m an ’s blun- 
fh rs 
re overlooked because of his
virid sconce; a senior’s orrors are 

ios! 
8°ph 

’n his dignity, but 
is alw ays h arshly criticized,

the 

poor 

b 

gilt to know b e tte r,"

cession go by.

In fact, 

Tin* cold was terrific. 

it 
was cold as blazes. The temperature 
fell so fast 
that the m ercury could 
not keep pace with it; so I hocked 
the thermometers at Ja c k s o n ’s 
and 
tem perature obser­
made all future 
level and plumb-line.
vations with a 

A Place to Eat
“ A'• E N U E R E S T A U R A N T ”

L A D I E S and G E N T L E M E N

920 Congress Avenue 

H E R B E R T LONG, Prop.

" 'O i *nin or snow 

!*. H e n r y s shirt 

dent cares 

is a regular biquadratic. 

Our 

l»a« k 

to get 

II we crossed the H7th par- 

food was nearly exhausted, 
On Jan . 
to camp 
allel, cr rather we held tin’ w lr *s >ll*d We had 
apart and clim bed thru. T h e sun and bi a h u rry; so. 
after spending two 
moon were both visible a1] day and days making all possible observations 
night, and excellent observations of ° f the sun. moon, stars, planets, coni* 
I equip 
both were made with 
taut, voltm eter, and tachometer, Ja n . i lM'd 0,,r two rem aining sledges w ith 
supporting gasoline engines, and we took a slant 
14 
instead 
thus arriv- 
It is only 
I gave H e n ry fir­
into 

party. They asked mo what 
were to support, and the 
worried me a bit. but 
I knew 
first -class explorers send back sup--I ‘air to state that 

all , big in camp in tw o days. 

q u e s tio n !0^ mung by 

I sent back another 

,>,!C asteroids, and 

th ey cut across 

transit, sex 

ire fields, 

the road, 

ii* bu Iii. . 

tin* 

Ii has two 

’m ins” ami on** ’’m a x " 

I’he Minima, Ie).* hook aud lectures, 

ara 01 no interest Tin* maxima, tin* 

modi* a) fee, is a variable of 

tin* 

lira! degree. 

lf \ represents 

ih<*

student enrollm. til, y kx 
is its equa 
D ifferentiating this, we get k. 
tion 
th** regents ar 
is constant, 
As h 
bit racily fixed tin* value of 
tills d** 
r iv a l!'e at three dollars ju t session.

This solution was obtained before 
file measles was introduced into tin*

so 

after a 
porting parties; 
thought I told them to support 
U niversity, as 
does pot intend to do so.

lilt I* 
th- 
state evld en tlj 

the 

Ja n . 24 we crossed the 
kin h par* 
allel. This one was bni11 
of w ire 
netting six 
fem high. so 
had 
we 
some trouble getting ov«| 
T ile
it. 
I 
food now began to giv*- out; 
decided that the Eskim os would have 
tin* dogs, according to U n­
to oat 
in such cases, 
usual custom 
Hut

so 

said 
they balked at this; so I 
dogs ( mild eat the Eskim os, or 
dug 
left
eat dog. or Ksk eat 
I
them 
still arguing over tile m atter 
and citing precedents, and as I n ev­

lOsk. 

I he 

er saw either dogs or Eskim os again,
I presume they all ate each other 
up, which was ti convenient w ay of 
killin g two stones wit ii one bird. 
I 
the rem aining scientists 
then sent 
supporting party 
back 
it' the 
pole 
and pushed 

forw ard 

to tin* 

last 

three days more, 

alone, accompanied by H enry, c a rr y ­
ing a bucket of w ater and his little 
black bag. as usual. W e pushed for­
ward for 
I
knew we were in th** v ic in ity of the
pole at inst. perhaps w ithin speaking 
distance. W e traveled all night of 
in ­
Ja n . J I . pushing on in spite of 
fell
I 
credible fatigue. E v e r y time 

and 

face 
down H enry would swab my 
is his 
with a sponge of water, as 
custom. As the sun rose on the e v ­
entful morning of Ja n . 32, we eager­
T here 
ly 
looked around. 
hundred 
was the pole, scarcely 
a 
I im m ediately gave the 
yards ahead. 

E u re k a ! 

r a tfle-de tbrat yell. the hullabaloo yell 
and til cen rails, assisted by Henry.

that 

I am pleased to report 

the 
pole was found in the exact position 
predicted by scientists. 
as 
demonstrated by Duessen, 
it was a 
surveyor's pole, painted white and

Also, 

in alternate bands. 

red 
Probably it 
was left there by tho original corps 

out 

of sui veyors who marked 
parallels and n.ori Huns on the earth.
I got the hammer and nails 
from 
H e n ry ’* bag and started to nail th** 
But
stars and stripes to the pole. 

th ■

here I made a startling d isco very.The 
pole is one* of these new iron ones, 
and the nails would not penetrate It 
sent 
A fter a moment's 
Hejira back to the Co-op for a bottle 
of glue and w ith it pasted the fello w ­

thought 

J 

two sledge-lengths. going at

ly yard s start and beat him 
ca nip by 
s e /em> miles att hour. 
teste I 
la. 
engine

lie has pro*
til** rue** on account of d»- 
in til** 

’ rom spark plug trouble 

I ’Diversity

N O T IC E .

In conclusion I wish to say that if 
in • records and original data are not 
all right, that does not prove I ha va* 
not reached the pole, 
lie* anti* they 
were all Worked nut by Benedict and 
M 'tiler, 
th** 
in M ath er’* office 
basement of tin* main building, b e f o r e 
I never really believed 
I 
that B en n y a ctu ally knew anything 
So far I have not
about 
it. anyw ay. 
e l s e ’s roaching th**
heard <»t any oui 
if any one claim s to have
pole, but 

started. 

in 

Let the members of the class of 
1913 who have d* eided to reform U n i­
versity politics and other 
abuses, 
keep a sharp lookout for tin. rascal 
wiio stole tin* bead off tin* Victory 
of S .mud brace. 
lh may still Im* lu rk ­
ing iii our midst.

Thor.* was ii Sophomore named Grace, 
W h o v as exceedingly fair of file**;
\ Junior wiis smitten.
Hut she gave Iii in tin* mitten,
F o r a Soph stepped info Ills place.

Clearing Sale Men’s Suits

Suits at $27.00

W e r e $47.50, $45.00, $4 0.0 0 a n d $35.0>.

Suits at $20 OO

W e r e $27.50, $3 0.0 0 a n d $25.00.

Suits at $15.00

W e r e $22.50, $2 0.0 0 and $18.00.

Suits at $11.50

W e r e $16.50, $1 5.0 0 an d $12.50

E v e r y S a c k S u it in stock in c lu d e d , a n d e v e r y one 

re d u c e d to a p ric e th a t w ill g u a ra n te e an im m e d ia te 
c le a ra n c e .

Overcoats at $20 OO
W e r e $2 7.5 0 an d $30.00

Overcoats at $15.00

W e r e $20.00, 22.50 a n d $ 2 5 .0 0

Overcoats at $11 50

W e r e $18.00 an d $1 5.0 0

Overcoats at $ 7.50

W e r e $10.00

SCARBROUGH & HICKS

“JOAN OF ARC,” SATURDAY 8:15 P. M.

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lo re,
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I "''.ar buz til 
severity of hazing. Af 
•H oxi a’ s xx. belie., (. i ’n y shot. ii id, * 

lifer,* 

(am e 

they 

-*f tho mark and are altogether un- 
'n an 
itts; bi their *thar: * s reintIv* 
uppor-classnmn’s fo, ling for ;i fresh­
man. That a freshman should be an I 
obj(*ct of ooipompt and enm ity” to 
If we ear ti 
a sophouior'* is absurd. 
to bo sarcastic, iv* could say that tho 
freshmen are too insignificant to d.>- 
- 'Tx ,* our coniompt or to move our 
enmity. 
is not tho easy 
They deserve well at our hands; and 
tho
furthermore, 

it would betray 

But such 

meanest sort of a spirit in us 
M el « ontompt for them. 

to
If the ac­

studies breed contempt, an 
broth r 
y o u n g e r o n e .

justified 

is 

older I

in despising a ^ 

O T H E R C L A S S E D IT IO N S .

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S O P H O M O R E S IN T H E U N I V E R ­

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S I T Y .

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T H E T E X A N

Th, Fre sh rn

*n A, a ,l • •ins. i?, .'iii tin*

An O ffic ia l S tu d en t P u b lica tio n 

of

tn n rn 

the U n iv e r s ity of Texas.

youth 

IIM \

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find 

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per Iii: Olton.

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liked 

th- sp irit or tho PJI pol*. 

a ml w • 

th in k t bo 

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»!'.< • 'if o r 

in 

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f lirt h- 

a i s n

thorn 

T h o v I it Ion u iu lo iib to d ! y rep- 

r« s< m s nm Ii ca ro fu l am i m i l llroct- 

• <1 thought and labor. 

S um* portions 

of 

* 

odd a i lls c o part i- u la rly 

good 

\\ bilo ’lo ca ll hoi agr»’<' xx i'll 

Ho- o d iio r 

in nil 

that h<> s a ys 

iv* 

" a rd lag Mu* 

‘‘ f nu* 

ll* hit ionslv'p < *r 

E n te re d as second-class m a tte r S e p ­
tem ber 25, 1908, at the p ostoffice at 
A u stin , Texas, under the a ct of Con- 

flreae of M a rch 3, 1879.

M A R K M c G E E ___ E d ito r In-Chief.

R O B E R T H A R D W I C K E 

.............. A s s ista n t E lltor-in-Chief.
.....................
................................. A th le tic E d ito r.
................................
.............. A s s ista n t A th le tic E d ito r.
........ ....................
 U n iv e r s ity E d itre s s .

 ................ 

L IN G O P L A T T E R 

J A N E W O O D R U F F 

C. S. P E R K I N S J R . , A sst. Bus. M gr.

A S S O C I A T E S .

L o u isa Jo h n so n , 
Lo u ise L a w re n c e , 
G ra ce Long,
W . C. B la lo c k , 

G race B y rn e , 

H arw o od S ta c y , 
A m o* P e te rs . 

T h e Texan o ffice 

is room 46, on 
the firs t flo o r of the M a in 
B u ild ­
ing. A d d ress e ll co m m u n ica tio n s to 
Th e T e x a n , A u stin , T exas.

S u b s c rip tio n ..................|1.50 p e r y e a r.

George H ill J r . ,

CL VV. H a ck ,u t.

we ca ii not p, fr fi»i from pra ising bis

M a ry B a tts ,

I 'p. si;iii* u and U pper < laastnon.” yot 

i Ilion of Mi 

111*

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t ions , f T il 
Mid,* iowa* I 

To xa n

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his

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ba 

v,i i s**d b ls vnfoo in 

a good 

U IS ,’. 

M i o p a p.

and 
not 

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in 
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that 

bis pl,

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g, U 0 ,0 

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O th e r a rtic le s
IV 

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ill o i l e r places.

L A B E L >

soused one q u a il!v 

that we usually 

IV din en 

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rh us iMip-ss,” N o w . th,* I 'n! 

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M A R K H A N N A H .................. M a n ag er.

ihon- boat 

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Short time lei: for the Cactus. T h e E lio t t s a. re 

w a itin g for you to finish the b ock

HE E L L i o n I

E D I T O R I A L S T A F F .

Eugene O. T an n er
Editor-in-Chlef.
Ju lia n M ontgom ery................................

.................... A ssistan t E d ito r in-Chief.

D e p artm en t E d ito rs .

know n o m . ”

Estell,;' Klett.

Jo h n <L Hanna.
Thomas A. Knight.

E x ch a n g e E d ito r.

Mildred Wei'k.s.

S o c ie ty Ed ito rs .

M ay do He Campbell.
Herbert R. Young.

Cedric E . Burgher.

A th le tic E d 'to rs .

Jo seph ine Brod bent.
Landen H. Cullum .
A. K. C hristian.

Business Managers. 

P h ilip It. W a lk e r.
Sam L. Kono.

G R E E T IN G .

eom m end b re v ity . W h ih * it did not 

. represent 

v e ry 

th o ro u g h ly 

tho do

lin g s aud Interest of III-* , lass. I? had 

! v o w 

low 

posit I • I

lai d 

f< • up 

Th o (d ifo r in ls iv,*?-,* of a high order, 

T h o a rtic le on “ A F re s h m a n H ilt .” 

ad vocated a en dom that w e see lift!*'

! need of. 

" B y th e ir 

looks ve 

s h a ll 

I'm 

" I pa 

o n " 

ic 

the

I. m s , 

W e ha\,* 

c e rta in ly 

lim b ?* 
hoard 

som e good th in g s about theft 

is.mp*.

!♦ most a s s u re d ly bas an 

in d iv id u a l­

ity lim? 

is v e ry pleasing. 

If bas 

a 

tru e 

( lass 

tone. T h e 

lu n y , rs ne d 

feel no h e s ita n c y in boasting of tit, ir 

edition. 

It had 

ifs fau lts, of course.

I but 

ive co ve t fo r ou r own fasti 

Ii * 

kind • co pi Ion 

t Ii f wa * 

accord * I 

; I heirs.

I W e now 
•
I Juniors 

le a v e the stage to 
Our 

the 
to
former editors, and our best w ishes
for .-access to those w ho a re to fo l­
low*.

congratulation.-*. 

A prof, sso" who is lot 

lYm-vue 
for saving things merely to tickle bis 
ears c x i r ' S d ' . th*' belief 
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Cor. 8th »nd Co.'.gre*, Ave. 

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1

G E O . W . PP 

E R S O N 

U n d e rta k e r and P ro p h e t r 

Eclip»e 

S ta b le s . O m n ib u s and Bagy ce trans­

fer. 
F in e C a rria g e s and Light Liv­
e ry . Rubber T ire d He p .tai Am u* 
h an ce. 108 to 116 E a s t Seventh St. 
Bo th Phones 161.

SOL DAVIS
D e a le r In fu ll ‘Irm of imp 

ted ars 
d om estic c ig a rs and toba;c s Btrtio" 

c ry , p e rio d ica ls , •Douk i a 

' newspa­

B illia r d s and pool 

‘ ’ «s ’iev” 
pers. 
R e p a irin g pool and bi u 1 is table* 

a s p e c ia lty . 705 Cong. Ave.

P r e m iu m * 

g ive n 

so 

ai 

c*»h

p atron *.

Dr. F. W. S nitH

V A R S I T Y S O N G S A N D Y E L L S .

id,m s of ago or advancement 

in I 

No , about that spirit of brother- Monee 
does not exist in 

hood which 

tin* I 

’J'-".' Whit;.- 
•* .o.-d,le» ,.*, - - i 

Avenue. 

Both

t nl.ee ti.-., Austin,

Texas

1 ( P..co bt ii and 

t ‘ tiigro>> \ venue. Uesi-

How dy do! You already know my 

name, ‘‘Sophomore Valentine T exan.”
Don’t waste too much time looking at 
me. Nobody but a few Sophomores 

will cjire what you 
and 

they w ouldn’t 

say about me;
if they hadn’t

I 

do. I ’m 

been working m ighty hard- what they versify life. 
call their best— to make me look as 
w ell ■ s 
just one of six
‘‘class editions.” T ake me for iv what 
I ani worth to you. Laugh over nu*, 
cry 
frow;)
in short, us,* me as your 
a t me; 
I'm sure you 
good sense m ay direct. 
I ask no more.
w ill gixe me justice. 

ox r me; sm ile a t nu*, 

' bod 

I niveisitv songs are not as widely 
known among the student bodi cs 
they should be, and that, 
strictly 
speaking, w, have Im t one 
I ' a ive r- 
shy song, namely. ‘ Love Nobody But 
the spirit of 
You Babe." He iilso helio' . s 'hat int* which > vises hope 
yells are no; a * all 
in our 
Ii • r.ici erie.! ie of 
I 'n;-
tho 
The “ I*. T. A .” yell, he
lands Texas’ athletics whi h 
says, 
in its \\ ay is xxiii enough- but 
he 
hope.-, some lie iller power Mill pit> tis 
of 
if athletics are the only thing 
w h ! h V psi! x rn y ?e pron A

important phases of 

fla- (Mag. 

siyx L-- Mio 

hi? rom-ing 

im re 

Not ten days ago 
U niversity. 
freshman, who h;is my highest 
spect, * Apres.-,.«d 

ins surprise to im* i 

a
re­

real broth rhood

at “ T e x a s." And 
is
opinion, wind Ii 
ftood- 
is tho 

tim, spirit 

WA' believe tile criticism is 

just.
known
lustily sung, are it ti umnisMi’.

.mao-;, ix id cly 

roll *,g.. 

iud 

p o rttin ily for p ro vin g h im s e lf n m an,

W O R T H S of ho companionship and 
brot luTlm oil of bis ow n 

'd a s- m ates J v 

■‘ ii I .ii 

i he opp t -classm en os xx.*11 

W'(* do not b c lu o o (hat a n y frosh- ; 

'h e - x i Is of his 

inn who w rote so deprecatingly of I
lot. did s i out of i
M'v npt-onor motive. VA- lo ro t or* 
sider 

xx 11;i j 

about us as

said 

!u

W A N T A " J O B " F O R N L A T S U M M E R ?

L a s t

summer 

(between Ju n e 

I md dept. ii. loop,) 2LL I 

nun

: “ mu Is 'ir u in g ” W o do boliev*

George /Willer

Th,* 

fin est 

light 

liv e ry 

In 

the city .

n m ured testin g *o w liioh fr< him n a n 

subjo t, I by uppor-classnicn. Llazing 
in the Univer- 

I ow carried on 

;is 

C a r r iig e s 

in connection, 

i!03-210 E . F ifth St. 

Ph o n e 25.

I’re'shinjin’s gronts'sf op-

L O S T .

j

‘Vol* H u t U llin! o iU io n a lly 

hi' mis- 

i*( ores. i;ted u -. and w e a sk him rot 

to fool affro n te d by w h a t w e 

have 

> 1 -TO t L a v a c a S t. 
f

-

1 

ta K a p p a key, 

e n g raved 

D E N T I 8 T 

h name of under lin e d . 

F in d e r 

722

I.

ave in Room 77.

C on gresB Avania, Oppo>ue
Book

A ve n u e H o te l, O v e r Ken* * 

E D W A R D E . R A L L .

Sto re . A u it ln , T exa*.

‘ M 4 *.’

MODEL STEAM LAUNDRY 
N E W E S T A N D M O S T U P - T O - D A T E M A C H I N E R Y . C U R VvORK v 

C A N N O T BE S U R P A S S E D . G I V E U S A T R I A L .

t

f

Phone* 685.

fiom colleges all over tho colliery, sold 
ink utensils. 
Average Man Made $7.42 P e r Day. 
$7.42 per day- what can You 

. 
laking into con db i n o . an a * 

A imin; iii Cook 
;‘ : * s it >, tho
lf tho Av, rm- * M ** w.n ma ,c 

\\..;r 

lo?

A good, high-class proposition ( iidoi- I •. 

of xoiio .e 
men, and by college officials. Our ■■ .-me ai; I oar wo v is, U 7,v re­
commended by prominent im n nd v onion n Austin and in T xas 
University.

hi 

- 

You. 
Investigation at 

Don’t accept these statements, but gio* us a • b m. *,* to siiow 
lf An 
j ('vine
i ii Aluminum

If Your Are Looking For A •‘.bd*.’’ You O x 
For full 
(Old I hon,' 
Cooking Utensil Co., Pittsburgh, JVnnsyh. ; •*. or I•,;!!.* s d 

least. 
I Diversity of I exas. 

iu’ornmtio. >,*, Tm 
i.C),t or ?! Ires 

'Ac ;• 
.J. 

i s

said, 

i uI ra th e r to co n sid e r that we 

a re mer? Iv e x e rcis in g the rig h t vhi( h 
he hims'-lf exercised , of sta tin g our 
•’wn oo-o. W e to--I no co n te m p t. no 
e n n d fy for him and w e hopi* 
( hat 
ho w ill soo11 d is c o v e r— as manx 
his 

tiiivi' a lre a d y done 

I lassfnates 

of 

■hat there A a sp irit of brothe iliood 
in Mils O U R I ‘n iv e rs ii v.

t

f

I

n

AUSTIN. TEXAS

Solicits Your Business

Ample R esou tces 

U nsurpassed Facilities

a

.No, -

stake.

Y is s D unnan burned 

at 

the

,y !':fJ- Yn 
‘ 

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:| ;L£)i 
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II. P F A E F F L I X . t 
J X U . 

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Ti

Dc

Sh

rn

In

TI,
(■alia 

oxpif 

It xx

•TCH!

was 
and 
you n, 
and ’
O f V t

and 
:he f, 
It x 
day, , 
came 
festix- 
much 
lf it 
hon o 

For
beroll 

(’rn bot 

Pie ti 
found 
from 
f-ou Id 
thing 
at lea? 
Prytari 
who \

espocj; 

among 
(■ast a 
which
the F a

Port un
t h e
Pa

Iv

ma? 
Saint ■;

barded 
and th; 
th,* i 4t 

p Ton 

^alenti

 ST. VALENTINES

< * « -* * •

H ail t o th y r e tu r n in g f e s t iv a l, old 

I bishop V a le n t in e ! g r e a t 

is thy n a m e 

in th e rubric. L ik e u n t o th ee , 
s u r e d ly . 
tai it

a s ­
tiler
t h e r e h no o t h e r mitred

*r in t he c a le n d a r .

Lamb.

■%> -W'- st -«r 

sr .

T E X A N .

I b ere s w arm th in h er heart, lo ve , 

w a r m th in her he a rt.

" J O A N O F AR C. '

( ’lotlisle 

. . . . M iss F r a n c e s W a lk e r 

Pl ay to be Given by Ashbel L i t e r a r y 

Si by ll *, G o d m o th e r o f J e a n n e 

. .

F e a s a n t s .

And N a tu r e an I I a r e a tu n e in 

Society T on i g ht .

4k- ^

c u r so n g 

W e sing w hat We k n o w , love, 
s in g what w e know . 

Win n Mr. L e m u e l B. C J o s e p h s o f

New ^ ork C i t v 

took up 

th e c o a c b - 

lin n e t and w in te r 

! lug >f tile 

\ sh bel play, th e n w e ll on 

fin* way 

to c o m p le t io n , h e e x c l a i m e d :

I " Y our moi) 

lias a tta in e d 

s o m e t h i n g 

! that M a n s fie ld 's n e v e r h a d ! " W h at

.t h a t Hom**thing 
II
J n ig h t ii 
J is a d r a m a t i c 

is will be s e e p 

to

t h e A u d itoriu m . Mr. J o s e p h s 

d i s t in c t io n , and A sh b e l c o n s i d e r s 

it 

j s e l f 

f o r tu n a te 

to h a v e a c q u ir e d h is 

! dir*' mu sh ip

. . M iss lichee* a M a ste r so n 

. . . . 

H a n n e t t o 
M iss M attie G ooch 
M argo 
. . . . M iss G e o r g ia M averick 
Oenc.M 
. . . . M iss H ernia CJffy
. . . . 
F o n d a
 .............. M iss F th o l 
O d e t t e 
B i s e t .................. M iss J u lia C ooper
M iss L o u is e P e r k in s
Mona 
, , M iss Mary M obley
Clair** 
C a s e t t e 
M iss F r a n c e s W a lk e r
S u z e t t e .................. M iss G r a c e B y r n e

. 

A Fr 'n ho i un dur ch c a m p u s 

liin gsam 

•lid s tr o le ,

lit sc ns lt s e css.* pan?, urn! ga r 

t e a c h e r and c r itic o f 

D E R S A P I E N S S O P H O M O R E .

\W<\ does the m aid c a r e s s th e

purblind c h i l d ,

\u I fondle bim, and c o a x and 

nasc him, wild 

With pleasure at 

h is a r tfu l art Ie

ness.

Bitt. b lin d e r f a r than he, t o o 

ain

blind to g u e s s 

What all sh ou ld k n o w e x c e p t Old 

Ane and S tupid —

That this 

is V a le n t in e and he 

is Cupid ?

AT
•7

?

I
If
f
f
*

lint when th e lad. e n c o u r a g e d 

floes take but of th e spirit o f

Shoots from ins b o w , fa ir m aid, a 

by the play, 

the day,

shaft, ti fleet 

bitter-sweet.

I i,.iring arrow I ipped w it h 

\nd lea ills you. t h o ’ w ith lo v e , 

without a lover.

Scold not th" lad. but h a v e 

him do it o v e r.

a1; b o u g h 

it 

lins 

d e g e n e r a te d

very

m uch 

from what

It
is o b se r v e d now o n ly by c h ild r e n , the 

it U se d 

t o be

in 

t u m b le r c la s s 
se c lu d e d d is t r ic ts .
and bi ------------- t h e W o m a n ’s Build*
t i m e s rim fa v o r of 
big. 
fair o n e s w a s e n c o u r a g e d by pres* 
o u t s o f g lo v e s and Je w e lr y , w hic It 

In a n c ie n t 

g e n e r a lly 

w e r e 
a c c o m p a n ie d w ith 
lo v e v e r s e s , After a w h ile t h e pres*
• tits of v a lu e w e r e left out and only 

c o m p lim e n t a r y le t te r s or s h o r t v e r s e s 
Fhen* has b e e n preserv*
w e r e s e n t , 

I by an a n c i e n t (dreck, w ho o n c e n o 
dou b t bud c u r ly lo* ks, a s h o r t Verse 
w h ic h runs s o m e t h i n g like th is :

-
’’Good m o rn in g to you. hr. B a t 
W hy tw ist your lo c k s w itho ut a rut?
I wo c u r ls b e fo r e and t h r e e b e h in d ,
And th en you a r e m y V a le n t i n e .”

W h e n the art of p r in tin g c a m e 
in ­
to g e n e r a l u se . th e c u s to m o f s e n d ­
by 
ing V a le n t in e s b e c a m e a 

im am s 

inflict a b u s e or 

p e r s o n s 
w h ic h o t fonded d e s ig n in g 
insult w ithout 
m ig h t 
fear ut d is c o v e r y . T h e 
in v e n tio n of 
r h rom os, lith o g r a p h y , aud prin tin g in 
c o lo r s , a lid 
th e v e r y e x t e n s i v e u se 
(btl i st m as. N e w Y e a r ’s, and F a s ­
ut 

te r c a r d s h as h e lp e d to c o n t in u e th** 
c u s t o m of V a le n tin e .

Th >re w e r e nu nu roils w a y s 

for 
y o u n g people to find o u t w h o would 
a p p r e c ia t e th eir V a le n t in e s , and w h o 
w e r e to be th eir m a t e s . For in s ta n c e , 

t o g e t h e r . 

lf t h e r e w e r e a n u m b e r o f y o u n g m e n 
and young w o m e n 
t h e y 
w ould w r ite th eir n a m e s upon s e p a ­
r a te b ille ts and put 
a 
box. A fter a f e w m in u t e s t h e s e b il­
If th e n a m e s 
le t s w e r e d raw n out. 

t h e m Into 

draw n w ould s u g g e s t t h e p r s e e n c e o f 
( ’upid. tin* b il le t s w e r e w orn fo r sev* 

era! d a y s on b o s o m s and s l e e v e s - a 
c u s t o m w hich b as d e g e n e r a t e d 

in fo I 

t h e w e a r in g o f " B ill-e tta or Mutt* J
e t t s ” Instead o f b i l l e t s — and t h i s oft- j 
I 

e n e n d e d In love. A n o th e r w a v 
find out 
ta k e 
lo v e r s w a s 
le a v e s - p o ssib ly c l o v e r l e a v e s 

t o 

th e 

pin t h e m 
four 
til** m id d le o f p illo w s.
(,rs (i rf»ani(>(] 0 f s o m e o n e , o f c o u r s e

c o r n e r s

, 

, 

. 

f i n e 1 

and 1 
and !

ST. V A L E N T I N E ’S D A Y .

I Me Romans c e l e b r a t e d t h e Lupef* i 
it- u in i' u 

mil** 

b-stival of p u r if ic a t io n and ; tjje y w ou ld be m arried b e fo r e 
0,1 Hi** L*th of b e b r u a r y . L j o g e 

y e a r . 

But 

()f 

to 

t h e
m a k e
f a t e , s o m e t i m e s e g g s

* was 

iiisijtu.ed 

iii honor of Lup- n i o n , gure o f 

Us’ 

‘ 

L "* 

B r t ii.t y . 

I b i s d a \ j w e r e boiled v e r y hiird. til** 

y e l l o w s

1 ll' I "IGi g r e a t c e r e m o n y I ta k e n o u t, th e e g g s fille d w it h sa lt,
a n y

. n u m b e r ot n a m e s o f I an(j 

( h*»n e a t e n w it h o u t t a k in g 

^ 
' l! I11 
•'°u,ig women w e r e p la c e d in a box 
and vv*-iv d raw n by an eq u a l n u m b e r 

i n t h is w ay, 

o! young m e n . 
a ai mai I b e c a m e p a r t n e r s 

to
w a t e r . A se n io r w a s re q u ir ed 
s e v e r a l
tw o. A g a in , n a m e s o f 
e a t 
s w e e t h e a r t s w e r e w r itte n on s li p s o f
pa p er, o n e slip d r a w n and pu t under
b e a r in g
t h e , pillo w . 
' G Glut b ir d s m a t e d on t h is t h i s pa rticu lar n a m e w a s d r e a m e d of, 
1 
‘‘L a n d !:<>n*e t h e u n m a r r ie d p e o p le j th e n th** d r e a m e r and t h a t o n e w e r e 

h*' festival and o f t e n d u r in g life.

y o u th 
d u r in g 

If the p e r so n 

’ 

'ani,? !<> regard tin* L u p e r c a lia a s a . d e c r e e d by St. V a le n t in e to be mar- 

sd val 

in w h ic h 

t h e y w e r e 

v e r y j ,. j o d . 

muGi in te r e s t e d — a l m o s t a s m u c h a s ! 

s u c h 

in b rief is th e h isto r y o f th**

|! 

a'' been th e d a y for t h e e l e c ­

tor) of * he F in a l B a ll P r e s id e n t . 

c u r io u s and 
V a le n t inc.

In t e r e s t in g c u s t o m 

o f

fur the^ . r e a s o n s t h e f e s t i v a l had 

so p o p u la r and s o t h o r o u g h ly 
1 in th" c u s t o m s of 
t h e peo- 
'ho e a r ly C h r istia n p r ie s t s 
im p o s s ib le to d i v o r c e th e m 

1 

’ 

fouijfi ! 

T O M Y V A L E N T I N E .

A s o n g s in g s 
be 

stille d ,

it s e lf and will n e v e r 

its 

!r°rti 
0UG not a b o lis h 
... 

o b s e r v a n c e , 

it. 
— ................... - 

and a s t h e y 
t h e n e x t b e s t i
| 
 

 

 

’T is s in g i n g o f f t h e e , lo v e ,

s in g in g o f th e e .

llli: 

C h r is t ia n i z e it, in n a m e j T h o u g h s o m e say th e b le a k w in d s

in t h e 
O p p o r tu n ity o f f e r e d 
^Hardoni o f V a l e n t i n e s , a b is h o p 
for h is lo v e and 

° _ v' , s r e n o w n e d 

a r e b lo w in g w it h o u t ,
T h e y blow not fo r m e , lo v e,

b lo w not for me.

( •U’ity lo all m a n k in d , a n d w h o w a s T h o u g h so m e s a y th e s k y Is
y o u n g 
specially 
1 ' 1- w hom he la b o r e d . H is d e a th 
| ' 

th e L u p e r c a lia ,

o ’e r s h a d o w e d w ith clo ud, 

T is s u n s h in e 

loom o v e r 

b e lo v e d 

s u n s h in e J See.

I s e e , 

lo v e , 

th e 

b y 

t! 

Ji< h 1 rno 
r s 
1 ^ i: 
of 

and
op-
o f
bug Mi f e s t iv a l. T h e y im m e d ia t e - 

o n t h e n e x t day, 
an 
ut o n c e b e h e ld 
r id d in g t h e C hurch 

turtUn 
the
Iv

and d ir e c t e d 

V a le n t in u s o n e 

th e 
o f 
th a t h e be re- 
t h e p a tro n of y o u n g lo v e r s 
his m e m o r y be c e le b r a t e d on 

J 1 

IL I 0 f F e b r u a r y .

y / , r 1 ■ hat d a y to th e p r e s e n t , St. 
a b r i n e s d a y h a s b e e n c e le b r a t e d ,

A mint o v e r N a t u r e v e il s h e r a s 

T h e v e i l falls apart, lo ve . fa lls 

a bride,

far a part;

As from H e av m ’s c h o r u s th e 
Thunder n o t e s peal,

H er h a p p y te a r s s ta r t, lo ve, h e r 

h a p p y t e a r s s ta r t;
F or t r e a d in g so s o f t ly on snow' 

c r y s t a l flow'ers,

rile c r o w is a 
m spring.

Ami w in d s th e y m a y b lo w , lo v e , 

b it te r ly blow .

I boy s e r v e but to tan th e brigh t 

f la m e that n e ’e r tr u c k e r s;

My h e a r t is a g lo w , lo v e , my 

h e a r t is a gl ow .

V A L E N T I N E D A Y .

i b i s d a y b r in g s p le a s u r e in d o u b le 

m e a s u r e 

Fo c o u n t r y b o y s and girls,
S h y ( lipid s d a r ts in b e a tin g h e a r ts 
It t h r o w s a n o n and tw irls.
Oh! Be my love, m y s t a r a b o v e ," 
Th* s w a in so h u m b ly p lead s,
I ll lh** for y ou . I'll d ie for y o u " —- 

N a u g h t but her 

lo n e lo* ne e d s. 
File m a id e n s h y b r e a t h e s then a 

s ig h ;

Whit lo v e I m u st dec lim*.

I r a n * be true to * ven you,

But 1 11 be y o u r V a le n tin e ."

M Y V A L E N T I N E .

O n ce upon a s u n tiler s da.\.
A little bird fo r lne d id play

E t u d e s for a V a le n tin e .

O n c e upon a m id n ig h t c le a r ,
W aud tin g H a l l * / sh o t ifs sphere*;
I hen I w is h e d a V a le n t in e .

N o w th r o u g h f a t e s o f birds and s t a r s . 
Mid th** m ock Tv o f life 's farce.

I v<» s e e n . y e a , hoard that V a le n t in e . 
S h e h as b e a u ty , b e a r in g , g r a c e ,
W bleb 
U fBl th is f e e b le pen o f mine.

'I Were H e e d le s s to d e f a c e 

Sin* hits w is d o m , in s ig h t cle ar .
S o c o n f id in g , so s in c e r e .

T h a t t h o s e f r a u s w h ic h In her s h i n e 
S h e n o b ly Hoes in o t h e r s ’ h ea rts.
S o m uch h ig h e r a r e h er parts;
V irtue c a n it s e lf d iv in e .

S O N G O F A W O M A N - H A T E R .

S e e Hi., d a n c in g o f th** g ir ls — 

Flossy' g ir ls !

W bar a w orld o f f o o l i s h n e s s t h e y 

c h a t t e r in t h e ir w h ir ls ! 

H o w t h e y titter, tit tor. titte r .

. 

. .

lo vvmi . 

». 

,,

w n i l • th e ball-room s e e m s to g litt e r ,

In t h e s l a v i s h e a r s o f m e n !

And to u r g e t h e m all to 

fritter,

F r e e o f e v ’ry d i s c o n t e n t ;

Mo* J,,rig t im e , tim e , tim e ,

In a sort o f m a d d e n e d r h y m e . 

W ith th** n o n s e n s e , n o n s e n s e , 

n o n s e n s e th a t s o m u s ic a l ly

s w i r l s

From t h e g ir ls, girls, g ir ls, g ir ls .

Girls, g ir ls, g ir ls ,—

F rom th e g i g g l i n g and t h e tit t e r in g 

o f th e g ir ls.

S O N G O F A M A N - H A T E R .

S e e th e s w a g g e r o f th e b o y s — 

S p o r t y b o y s ’

W hat h pu ffed c o n c e i t e d n e s s th e y 

mix wi t h all th e ir j o y s !

How' t h e y b lu s te r , b lu ste r , 

b lu ste r ,

o f g ir ls!

e n d e r th** c u n n in g g l a n c e 

W h ile th e tru th fu l 

l o s e s lu s t e r 
\n d b e m o a n s th e m a s th**y 

c l u s t e r

Round s o m e f a n c y b u t t e r f ly ; 

K illin g tim e , tim e , tim e ,

Iii a sort o f m a d d e n e d r h y m e , 
With th e n o n s e n s e , n o n s e n s e th a t 

so f a t e f u lly d e s t r o y s 
AU th e bo y s, b o y s, b o ys, bo ys, 

B oy s, boys, b o y s —
All th** b lu s t e r in g , and th e 

s w a g g e r i n g sp o r t y bo ys.

C ertain m e m b e r s 

o f 

t h e f a c u lt y 

s e e m to h a v e a n o tio n that th e r in g ­

ing of th** f iv e - m in u t e g o n g is m e r e ­

ly a d is t u r b a n c e w h ic h t h e y m a y r e ­

to 

idea 

a p p e a r s 

In fact, 
g a in in g 

ig n o r e at p le a su r e . 
be 

gard or 
t hi s 
th** s t u d e n t s , 
g r o u n d , and 
p r e ­
vent 
its fu r th e r sp r e ad , a r e th in k in g 
s e r io u s ly o f k e e p in g a F a c u l t y H o n o r 
in s c r ib e the n a m e s 
Roll, w h e r e o n to 
o f t h o s e t e a c h e r s w h o in v a r ia b ly d i s ­
m i s s th e ir c l a s s e s on t h e dot.

to 

S o long has the n a m e A s h b e l b een 

w oh I;

s.vi! a w m o u s w ith h ig h ly e x c e l l e n t s e t 

He t hought ( a s t h e y s a y ! he w a s 

o f 

t he 

but 

c l a s s 

u su a l 

that s p e c ia l m e n tio n would 

for 
p e r f o r m a n c e 

be 
itig 
t h e d e p a r t u r e 
s u p e r f lu o u s 
t h i s e v e n i n g 
of 
t h e 
a t ­
Its 
from 
S c h i l l e r ’s " Joan o f A r c ”— 
tern p. i. 
J u lia M a r lo w e 's v e r sio n is u se d — is 
d e c i d e d l y 
e v e r 
a lte r n a te d by 
a s t u p e n ­
for amateurs. But 
d o u s u n d e r t a k i n g 
flam *» r e s u lt in g 
far 
from 
work 
by n o n - p r o f e s s i o n a l s , flu* p e r fo r m a n c e 
hard 
is a 
ta len t o f both oast** 
w ork and r e a l 
h a s 
and coat h. 

t he g r e a t e s t dr a m a 
i Ii** s o c ie t y 

til** a t t e m p t s af h e a v y 

r e d lf a b le proof o f 

T h e A sh b e l play 

flit* u s u a l 

from 

t h e 

n e v e r b e e n p rim ar ily a m o n e y - m a k in g 
th o u g h m a n y m u n ifteion t 
in s t it u t io n 
g if t s to tim I’n lv e r s ity , a m o n g th e m 

first 

s t a i n e d g l a s s w in d o w 

t h e 
t h e Main B u ild in g , h a v e been 

for 
th**
I r e su lt of th e p e r f o r m a n c e s but. r a t h ­
g i r ls 
stu d y 

s e r i o u s 

tile 

for 

er, 

t 

for 

treat 

th eir 

lite r a r y and h is 
t h e m s e l v e s and a 
T h e 
fork* 
s o c i e t y 
r e c e iv e d m u c h h e n o f p 
from tin* s t u d y o f S c h i l l e r ’* w o n d e r ­
th** w ork h a s noc- 
ful d r a m a , a n d 
o f 

i ei-snrBy b e e n s< rlous. 

fr ie n d s . 

L o v e r s 

lias 

l it e r a t u r e , a s w ell an o f t h e d r a m a ,

c a n n o t 
p r e s e n t a t io n to n ig h t,

fall t o Ie* d e li g h t e d wi i h t he

T h e piny 

is 

lo be c o m p l e t e l y put 

on. h i s t o r i c a lly , m d th** stag*’ s e t t i n g s 
a re r e m a r k a b le and b e a u tif u l, t h a n k s 
c o a c h and 
th*' us*' of c o s t u m e s o f 
Is

I to 
cast**. 
I t h e p' rind, a p ic t u r e s q u e 

i n g e n u i t y o f th** 
By 

e f f e c t 

th** 

o b t a in e d , n o t a b ly 

in th** e n t r a n c e o f 
;th** p e a s a n t s in th** first a c t and a l s o 
t h e 
is 

T h e 
th** s t a k e o f J e a n n e , 

iii 
hurtling at 
a p p r o p r ia t e ly s p e c t a c u la r .

th e mob-seen**. 

fin a le , 

in 

M iss I,ilia I ion natl. h e r e t o f o r e p rom ­
lig h t e r parts, an d p r o b a b ly 
inent 
th e m ost p opular and w e ll 
k n o w n 
a m a t e u r a c t o r in A u stin , p r o v e s h**r- 
th**
s**lf w o n d e r f u l ly v e r s a t ile 

in 

t o 

P a s t - m i s t r e s s 

o f 
role o f J e a n n e . 
s t a g e b u s i n e s s , Rh** r i s e s 
t h e
h e i g h t s o f th** m y stic a n d p a t h e t ic
"Maid o f O r le a n s ,” a nd, 
d r a m a t ic c l i m a x 
sh** m e e t s 
, d iffic u lt r o le 

Ii* r 
in tho p riso n seen**, 

th o r e q u i r e m e n t s o f 

lier 
w h ic h 

in a m a n n e r 

in 

I would d o c r e d i t to a p r o f e s s io n a l. In- 
jd o o d . 
t h e r e a r e m o m e n t s w h e n o n e 
not o n ly f o r g e t s t h a t s h e Is an a m a ­
is s o stirred by h er fe r v o r 
teur. but 
and e m o t io n a s to liste n wi t h J e a n n e 
indis- 
to “ t h e v o i c e s ” — w h ic h 

th** 
j p e n s ih le q u a li t y o f g r e a t a c t in g .

is 

j W o o d r u ff n e e d no 
V a r s it y a u d ie n c e . 

| T h e n a m e s o f M iss E u n i c e Aden,
I M i s ; M am ie S e a r c y , and M iss Jam* 
in t r o d u c t io n to a 
d o u b le
In 
and 
A d e n 
of 

I
( r o le s of S ie u r d e B o u le m e n t , 
j C h a r le s 

th e D au p h in , M iss 
to her 

a d d s a n o t h e r 

lo n g 

th** 

list 

brilliant 
s u c c e s s e s . M iss R e b e c c a 
M a s t e r s o n , a s S ib y lic and th o T ailo r, 
h a s th e rare f a c u lt y of s i n k in g per 
I s o n a lR y , 
s u c c e s s f u l 
c h a r a c te r -r o le s . More c h a r m in g p e a s ­
a n t s 
th a n M iss G race Byrri**, M iss 
Louis** P e r k in s , M iss Mary M obley, 
and t h e resf would be hard to find.

n e c e s s a r y 

in 

Th - f o l lo w in g is th e c a s t e in full: 

M iss B illa D o n nan 
leanri" d' Arr 
C h a r le s 
t h e D auphin M iss H. A d en 
D u k e of B u r g u n d y M iss M. S e a r c y 
.. M i s s \V. O r y n e sk i 
D u k e d* A le n c a n 
M arshall La H ir e M iss J. W o o d r u f f 
S ie u r d e B o u le m e n t M iss FL A d e n 
. . M iss E t h e l F o n d a 
C ount D u n o is 
M iss M arjorie J a r v is 
•lac d ’ A rc 
. . M iss Lu e Ila F o n d a
C lerk of Court 

Failor 
B o a t m a k e r 

............ M iss R e b e c c a M a s t e r s o n
l o u i s e P e r k in s 

. . . M iss 

Iii*- e m i t s o alai/, that 

lo* fell in a 

pl ur e s in lino.

hob*

Neben deitl \ \ eg .

Kx 

into t h e n * ai le d 
p a s s e r s by

lo* at all 

Ihman.s xuhelfoti, or e l s e 

t h e r e 

lie d die.

I J un io r and S e n i o r p a s s e d , noeh 

d i e l i t e s l c h urn,

Ft a m b u l a n t by h i m, nor e v e n 

l is p e d wh> 

is * la mat tam < lur**

T h e r e a s o n for t hi s d i c t tm s t a t i m .
S i r ursseti ni eht ut**, d a t u m hnl fen 

But a s a p i e n s S o p h o m o r e e r e long 

(licht hi m.

pa ine d dubio,

Ft . mi li e us c l a m o r e i n . l o oke d o v e r 

tho rim 

T o h o c w a s war lea.

T h e pour l i tt le F r e s h m a n visit Is 

I nd a n s diesel!! Lo* he adiuvi t Rim

nun**.

tune,

Fr griff d**ss**n H a l i d e and soon 

pulled hi m out.

Ks fr-mte t h e F r e s h m a n , ut 

dl cerot hum*
Kss** w i s e s t o f all.

P A T I E N C E U N D E R S U F F E R I N G .

( W i t h a p o l o g i e s t o A r c h i l o c h u s .)

Noise ‘ Oh. horror! 

in v a in to 

H"**k rest I n s t e a d :

AII si inly from th** a f f l ic t e d 
is fled.

mind 

T h is talk and la u g h in th** lib rary 
b u r sts o*«*r our h e a d s , and 

S o u n d s Ilk** r e v e lr y

wr at h s w e l l s o u r b r e a s t s 

W ith p a n g s u n fe lt b e fo r e ;

but us all h o p e s for chang**
Are vain, th e r e f o r e , p«* c o n t e n t that 

y o u 'r e n o t su ch a n a w f u l boor, 

And d o th** b est t h a t you 

can do 

en d u r e .

T H E D E A N .

liitl** tho V a r s ity s t u d e n t r e c k s , 

Vh' 
A s Ii * g a z e s s t e r n l y o ’«*r h is s p e c s 

( T h e d ig n if ie d and s t a t e l y D e a n }
I Mal 

In* w a s o n c e t h e m o s t fr o lic ­

s o m e e v e r s e e n .

L ittle does tin* s t u d e n t k n o w 
H ow l r c a p e r e d ’round Ilk** a 

holy sh o w .

Holy in d e e d , for said h e - 

FII be from P a l e s t i n e to g iv e 

I*) in* u n d ig n ifie d and p e c u lia r a c ts. 
And ho o n e wi ll r e a lly g u e s s th**

H o w I w o r e w h i s k e r s c u r ly and s i d e ­

s a n c t i t y

fa* is;

burns black,

m y bar k,

H**en.”

did prance,

d r e s s d a n c e .

Wi t h 

ga rb o f s a c k c l o t h to c o v e r 

A s a s h o f red and a tu r b a n g r e e n , 
lh*' fu n n ie st s ig h t t h a t e v e r w as 

T h u s on M o n d a y n ig h t t h e D ean

At th*- V a r sity C lu b ’s fa n c y

F o o tb a ll e n t h u s i a s t 

( a t O k la h o m a 

g a m e of f er Tt-xas had m a d e her first 

t o u c h d o w n !

N ot fling 

c o u ld 

h a v e k e p t t h o s e 

b o y s 

from g o i n g 

th r o u g h 

that 

lin e 

a f t e r th*-> g o t a s t a r t . ”

L a d ie s o f 

th e C ourt.

F r e s h m a n 

( e x c i t e d a n d 

c a t c h in g 

Lady A g n e s 
M a d e lin e 

. . . . M iss M a m ie S e a r c y 
. . . . M iss G eo r g ia M a v e r ic k

Hight o f a " c o p ” ) —

Did th e c o p try to s t o p ’e m ? ”

 few, Then Freshm an reasoned w ith ­

of thy Burden. 

H esitate not

in Himself. 

“ S u re ly this Stranger 

w aver thou.” 

Jther

ai us, 
‘Turn 
‘hold!

SHU lf. 
• why
nor 0f

Then 

as In* had 
thin*' eyes 
W hat mav

Fr< sim ian said u n to < int
unto *hc others 
W e t i w a rd , and 
That b e ?”
Sophomor* gave a known 

and said. " I t dawneth upon 
♦In* two Stran g ers told th**.
* In* 

ven d roils 

L ic h i. 

JR,, 

thee
giv** 
We rn 
r \\ i8. 

to 

w-ell, O P a rvu s, they feared 
of their knowledge. Yea, ll 
afraid lest it would lessen th 
loin 
im part ii to others 
cud I vs ill t« ll 'lit'** what th* 
not. Yon lo vely Light in lh 

Liston 
would 
Heav-
us is (Mio ot Clos** Members of th*» 
in 
olar system will* h usually move 

eccentric O rbits, 
very eccentric O rb its 
vert
near

rd,cli*.ii. 

unto 
a n i
a n i 

the sun 
their 
receding to a van

in 

approaching 

Distance in their Aphelion, 
know now, () F re s h m a n ?”

Dost thou 
And hav-
ing spoken thus. h*> turned aiel would 
the 
have departed, but beholding 
upon 

amazement and constrenation 
the Face of Parvu s, at 
this gr*-a: 
Know ledge and W isdom , Im stopped 
and sm ih d with great Condescension) 

“ T h y U nderstanding 

if thou com prehended 

sm all, 
this dissertation upon 
■>*' th " Firm am ent, 

is 

indeed 
not 
th*' wond r? 
lf (hon know-*? 

I have been telling 

not what 
thee, 
then listen () Pa rvu s, I will tell th*** 
Yon 
once again 
Light in tho H eavens is i Cornet.”

in ether Words. 

I in 'ii! “ M oney talks,” said the al­

derm an, w inking slo w ly with his left 
e y e .

“ W e ll, 

if Giis do s any 

talking,” 

whispered tho promoter, "it will be 

the 

la*! yo u 'll ever get.” - Chicago 

Tribune.

vacu u m ?”

Dr. M ather 

".Mr-
 

, what

is a

Froihtiiati 

,

scratching 

I m

head 

” W h y, or *•
Dr. Mather- “ Y.*s, that 
have it under your hand.”

r, Jfoetor

it:

you

HIRTE

must be of th** guild called Seniors,

it 
the ones held wisest of all- yea 
teachers, 
may be one of the great 
who belong *o a c a s t e v-rlept F a c ­

ulty. He w ill of a surety know w hat 
this 
'ign may portend.” And turning 
I** 
wiili i. ar and lr* milling:

haughty S trin g e r, 

Ic* said

t!»*. 

” () M an of W isdom ,for such I deem 
iii***' In the emblem of the S ta r ami 
W reath upon thy breast — — ” 

*

Here th** Man of W isdom broke in 

upon him :

” Speak th y wish. and haste, for I 
have little tine* to spend upon s ip Ii 
as thou— O least of the lowest guild, 

() Fresh m an .”

I ’ary us bow*'} him self? low before 
Sr, Maximus. “ I humbly beg of th**** 
to g i v e nu* of lily Knowledge, 
thou 
mortal blessed of Athena. T u rn thine 

eyes w estw ard and behold! 
may T h at b e ?”

W h a t 

Maximus gazed upon 

with eyes that w avered not. 

th** m arvel 
Then 

j ing In pride and scorn. 

thy name f 11 - * 111 thee w ell, unto 

spake he unto Parvu s, his lips *url- 
“ O Parvu s, 
it 
j yet should be added S tu ltu s — Pa rvu s, 
not 
lh*' foolish, 
wha' mean* th v o n Light, I pray tile** 
ponder over it. Thou must Indeed ex­
thou 
hibit more understanding 

lf thou knowest 

if 

windiest not 
vus th* Foolish. F are the** w e ll.”

forever to rem ain P a r ­

F r ‘sbrran ’s 

le a d sank upon his 
bron-c. The W ords of Sen io r M axi­
mus had cut deeply. W h e n be lifted 
up hi® eyes again. 
Im saw before 
him a man of «*ven prouder bearing 
than Maximus.

"S n e a k , L ittle One, and f e a r no*. 
W h at rn it that va ighs upon thy Soul 
so h e a v ily ? 
I w ill aid thee. for I am 
in p .ss* salon of K now ledge which 
w o rk."Ii mafft-Is. Speak. 
Im part th 
trouides unto Ju n io r M agnus,”

A radiance of gratefulness 

shorn* 
“ o kind 
front the Face of Parvu s, 
Ju n io r, give rn* of th y 
Fou ntain of 
Knowledge, T urn thin.* eyes w est­
ward and behold! AN*Ii 11 may That 

! b e ?”

J r n i *r Ma ga us smiled. 

‘ O F re s h ­
man Parvus, thai a som ething known 
only i | ii,** A’if-e, Thou art not vet 

capa '!<■ of tint! rstanding. T h y Soul 
is noi 
; et ri ><* f«*r the reception of 
th** explanation of the phenomena of 
thy 

I the Creator. Cease to puzck* 

small Head* W hen thou hast a r r iv ­
tin* m aturity of years of a 
ed 

)i 

into the Knowledge of 

I. thou w ilt be in­
th** 
thee 

Ju nio r, such as 
itiated 
W onders of tie* Slurs. 
well. 
labor * arn estly that thou, too, mayst 
bocofii * a Ju n io r.”

Look d ilig en tly to thy Books; I 

F a re 

Ag in wa8 Freshm an P a rv u s disap­
II** gazed w istfu lly at the 

pointed. 

departing Form of Magnus. 

brill 

I be even as he? 

" W h e n 
At w hat 

tim e shall I know the Porten t of yon­
der L ig h t? ”

As he was thus lam enting and sigh­
ing. he w as aw are of tin* approach 
came 
of light Footsteps. As they 

nearer, P a rvu s was able to distinguish! 
third 
in the Dusk the Form of a 
Stranger. He seemed com eliest 
of 
1 bern all. A sm ile, as of some great 
arni lasting Jo y , played about his lips 
ll** moved with an Rase and Grace 
such as P a rv u s had never 
yet be­
held. He perceived that this S tra n ­
ger. *oo, must ii* of some great Caste 
of the W ise. W ith hesitation F re s h ­
man bogan—

A T H L E T I C S .

I with the Sophs, but, owing 

to the 

usual. 

T h e 

sophomores aspire 

lo J

Class of '12 on G rid iro n, T r a c k , D ia ­

mond, E t c .

If one looks back over the 

records 

of nu u for the psst season 

in nth*
Id le s , he w ill s***> that 
the Sopho­
mores wen* represented by as good 
a hum h of athletes as any sophomore 
• lass ever boasted of. W h ile vc? can ­
not boast of a ” T ” football man.we 
can boast of a bunch of light men, 
who played on the Scru b team ; and 
It was this team that made such a 
brilliant record during the past sea­
son.

Among the Sophs who played foot­
ball were Kone, the I,. T. on 
the 
and 
(J., Morgan 
Scrubs, Moss. 
Kvans. ends, H o lt and Ciliium , h alf­
Standlforth.
backs. Christian 

and 

It. 

end. and Harold and W a lk e r, util 
in any of the* events, t h e y have done 
good work and made several s*»c- 
ond and third places. R e s i d e s those 
who contested in t h e Houston meet, 
several new men have qualified for 
tin* Hi-own wood me et and 
t h e 
spring m e e t . and we* m ay expect that 
In those contests they w ill compete 
w ith honor to them selves and 
to 
the class.

for 

Among those who took part In the 
Houston meet, are Lipscom b, who 
won third place in high hurdles and 
second place In the high 
jum p; Me* 
lasky, who won third place 
low hurdles and did w ell 
lay race; aud Craddock, who

in 
in th* 

the
re ­

did

injuring of several of the Sophomores, 
n ile line up had to be changed. T h is 

placing of men out of their regular 

position weakened the team. Hut if 
may be said wilt. all due credit that 
the Sophomores were w orthy antag­
onists of any team and school, and 
we* a re satisfied with what we got. 
although we would like to have had 
more W e ar** sure, how ever, w* 
tin* “ more” next y e a r— the 
will get 

cham pionship for the boys of 1912.

T rack.

The Sophomores so far have made 
a very creditable showing in traek. 
they have not been 
And, although 
to win first pine** 
so fortunate 
In the* cross­
well in tin* mile race, 
run. Jan u ary 8. Craddock 
country 
showed himself 
coming
la* the 
 
(lf , h„ p n|vPrslty.
........ 

to 
 

is 

w inning second place, and. if he had 
had 
in* 
the ab ility as a sprinter. 
might have won first place. Resides

th ,* .. ti,.- fo lio * llta have qualified for 
th** Brownwood meet; 
in 
tin* m id les ami M. F 
th*'
220 and quarter race? 
showing up in 

Barm ier is 
printing, and Harold

Moseley 

H ill for 

in weights.

B a s k e tb a ll.

The Sophomores have not 

taken 
much interest in basketball. Only a 
lew have gone out for practice, and 
only one has made th** team. Those 
who have gone out for practice and 
played 
game are PopcutH*. Coffee, Law tiler.

in 

Moon. quart,.rhack. P h illip s. long 

greater things 

than t h e s e ; 

t he ir

is to rise ahi

O ' 

t h e mediocre*

aim j

ami

tie f
com mon plat e; 
counted with th* high and m ighty 

they desire 

to

who 
cold 
I ave scaled am bition's 
heights to tin* summit. T h e men 
sta rt­
achieve thin ch iefly by th eir 
ing costum es: th** women attain the 
same end b> abstaining from stren ­
uous exercise, Most of t Ii* * in refrain 
from joining the throng of eager as­
pirants for tennis honors, though a 
few p ity the game in quite a 
lad y­
like manner. W e have in our midst 
at 
tw’o 
damsels who join the squealing a th ­
letes 
in chasing the m erry basket­
ball. Much to our joy our girls no 
less grace* 
longer cavort, more or 
fully, over the h otkey field, 
is 
to he hoped that iii th** spring they 

th** present w riting, 

only 

lf 

life and 
tin* treacherous depths of 

will not depart from th* lr firm hon­
ored custom aiid risk 
limb 
the 
in 
sports
swim m ing 
Athletic 
B(iphonior(. R lrls havp h„ „ n

pool. 

pervert 
I into a more pleasing chan­
nel, T h e peri pates i* tin scene of 
their glorious victories, and no on** 
w ill deny that th ey present a very 
pleasing appearance w hile snail-rac­
ing around this track.

T H E C O M E T .

Th.* .-.unset was gorgeous, brillian t.
Freshm an Parvus- stood gazing upon 
splendor with adm iration upon 
its 
tin* Suplioniore-Freshm nn' |,js 
countenance. Bong ho watch 'd 
the 
crimson 
Beam s: slow ly th ey changed to vjol- 
et: tin u to deeper purple. Freshm an, 
th<* JU all. (fo r thus reads his N am e 
when 
interpret od) sighed deeply as 
lie gazfd:

Sh afts 

golden 

and 

line men. 

These tw elve 

ity 
wit Ii the aid of one or two 

men,
Fresh-
men. a Ju n io r, and two Seniors, won 
for the Scrubs the t it I** of 
L ig h t 
W e ig iit Champions of Texas.

VV here w ill one find a team with 
better t e a m work and a better rec­
Played five, won five; scored 
ord? 
against once. 
extent 
To a great 
this record is due to the Sophs who 
played on Hie team;

A fte r the regular season wag o v­
er. be class games cam e on. The 
strong 
Sophs here again made a 

showing. A lean was organized and 
L. ( i 'Unm. it. ii. B., was elected cap­

tain. 
Feld- 
Jones, K irk p a tric k , and 
hake were appointed to coach them, 
which they did w ith credit to them* 
•elves. The first game was bt tween 
tile Sophs and Freshies, which 
re* 
suited in a score of 12-6 in favor of 
thf

S ? h" S V T ly j'JS lio u t 

and M. Iv Ca' is. 
of th** Sophomore 

Tile represen tat! v< 
Class on the Var- 

learn 

s'ty 
is doing excellent work.

is Thornton Hardie 

H e

Baseball.

in baseball. H ow ever, 

Not much can be said at present 
as to how tin' Sophomores w ill show 
up 
severe! 
good men ha vt signed up, and vt ry 
probably several of them w ill m a k e 
Varsity. Among those who ar* com­
ing our are St fit kland and B rie rn for 
Ph illip s. 
pitcher, Kone for catcher. 
Callum , M cIn tyre, Healey. 
Popenoe. 
Hog,TS, and Highnote,

g i r l s i n a t h l e t i c s .

“ Nothing Doing.”

T il!'

Sophomore class has 

been
its 

game the fresh m en were outplayed history. 
and out gen eraled.

t i e who!,, noted for o rig in a lity throughout 
lr

is unique in many ways, 
particu larly along athletic lines. Atli-
the
letlc proweaa is the boast 

rh, I, . a i n , lh,- Championship game 
between the Sophs and the Ju n io r ., 
freshmen and ju n io r.- yea even th *
in which the Sophs w ere defeated, m ight, sen ior, s trive to win athletic
the
During the first h alf the honors were 

la u re la - b u t all this savors of 

of 

“ Strange, strange, how 

ibis great 
! nivi rsity brightens and makes more 
I lovely every Object about 
Even 
1 hi* San seis here are more apl- n- 

it. 

in 

the 

than 

tinny are 

drous 
Land 
where I dwell, and m erely by behold­
t hi s Seat of the M ighty, 
this 
ing 
Home <>i 
til** VA is* , are they made 
lins. But what means that strange 
and f )••< ign light. T ru ly the Univ* r- 
is a wonderful Place — even tho 
sity 
H e a v e s exert them selves, and strive 
to pl a s e the P riests of this S h rin e of 
Know ledge,”

“ Von strange and 
th* 
last bright R ay 

had app. ared 
th** 

in 

foreign L ig h t” 

H eavens after 
of the Sunset 
it was not. a 

it 

it 

.tad faded and died, 
falling Star. yet 
W h at was 

appeared thus. 
The bright point of 
light,gleaming
like a great Diamond,
in the darkling H e a v­
hung poi dent 
a 
ens. 
like unto a 
film y V eil, 
substance 
narrow at 
its source, and w idening 
its\\ oneness like to an immense Fan. 

Issuing from the S ta r w as 

Freshm an's gaze was turned th ith er­
w a r d . He was stupefied, nay ev *n 

spellbound w ith wonderment. 
had rn v r before' beheld or 
uni*n go strange a Sight,

H* 
looked 

"O thou com ely Stranger, 

it doth 
mine eye good to look upon thy c o m e ­
ly Form. 
also 
I hum bly pray 
showoth W isdom . 
, 1 be*', im part to me the name of th y 

T h y Countenance, 

O rd er.”

..answered, 

I he stranger smiled onee again and 
I am called, oh F re s h ­
man Parvus, I arn called Sophomore 

Oprimns, w hich is, being interpreted—- 
pray 
Sophomore the Best. 

B ut, 

I 

1 bee. what Burden op p ressed thee.

: truth t hon appearest 

sad and i 

heart aeavy indeed.”

Atid lo! as lie stood there m arvel­
ing at th** w eaner thereof, a Stran ger 
Looking 
of sober mein approached. 

upon his face. P a rv u s beheld 
it to 
hi* one whereon was W isdom stam p­
ed, v s even 
th* 
Sages, 

the W isdom of 
alb eit His years were bu

I 

is not iiing, oh good Opt jinns,” 
answered P a rv u s — “ ii is nothing that 
tim e I 
mortal Man can aid, till the 

tom e to the age of Wisdom and of 
Discretion, for thus spake unto me 

5 
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SS 
J u n i o r Maximus and Ju n io r M agnus.”
’’ HH 
J 
r 

I pray thee speak. Freshm an, 

O n ly House in T h is Section of 

T e x a s 

C a r r y in g 

All 

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is g o in g to hurt 

Many student bollies 

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in stitu tio n s 

have 

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t h i s m a tt er , 

to* most r coni boing 

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main barbarian? 
for 
of reform ing the world, but 
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school, 
ii sin uh! bo 1 1 mourn god to 
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P O L I T I C S A G A I N ,

W h y 

not 

is really 

i> a p o liti< fan so ready 

to 
condemn o th ers o f his c la s s ? And 
why do people w h is p e r " g r a ft” when 
you mention polities? T he first, q u e s­
is a n s w e r to tho 
tion. unanswered, 
second, T here 
so 
jiiu* Ii evil in politics as s o m e would 
have you think. Hut tie* w orst harm 
is tin of each politician 's *so widely 
advert i si Mg what 
can 
ferr-* ou». in an effort to pose a s a 
(lean-politI -J s ta te s m a n or an icon** 
clast. 
II th o se hetiigntod individuals. 
who exhaust th eir e n e r g ie s with so 
nun ll ru lin g at th e m an n er in whic h 
their 
'he other fellow bent 
own name, would hut spend the time 
and effort in dc in o n stra tlug the good 
there is bi politics, the bad would 
die from want o f air.

little evil he 

them at 

Von have 

Imd abundant 

oppor­
tunity tim yoj-.r to read about Uni* 
vrsi*y politics. 
T he best obs**rva- 
theory pro. perhaps, th o se 
tions 
the D ecem b er Mnl*axine. Hut 
in 
lead Us? The diag-!
wt re do th ey 

in 

van be brought against a U n iv ersity 

is 

that 

it has a 

rn**, hold 

lack 
et* a college 
of coil gt 
spirit. And yet som e ha ve 
said that
this lack e x is ts in our Fni* 
varsity, 
is false 
It 
is true that 
it 
a R f * i d"a] m o n ■ 
be 
pirlt 
ii ii 
I.

could 
manifested in our various a ction s 
in our many organizations, 
but
tor - 
la* k 
\\ ,

is untrue.
* suffer som

that this ch arge of

of 
in our "lac k 
’ i ti if--suction 
by com parison with 
the Agricultural and Mechanical Col­
hut w h y ’’ T his is ea sily a n s ­
lege. 
th** 
wered. At College Station 
A. & M. College -n o th in g e ls e 
The 
stu d en ts 
edose relationship 
with on e another, bound together by 
to which 
th*- military organization 
each of n e c e s s ity belongs. 
Their 
iii fact, alm ost 
Habits are the* sam e; 
the w hole life of each student 
is e s ­
sentially th e sam e as that o f his fo l­
low. And th ey h av e nothing to think 
of mr side o f their colleg e affairs, no 
to outside of their * ob 
on** to talk 
loge mates. Why. then, is th is spirit 
made m anifest? 
it could 
not possibly be otherwise*.

Hoc a u se 

I iv** 

in 

is 

it 

it 

At 

th e C niversity 

the Cniversity. 

is different.
* levo un stu d en ts live, for the* most 
part, in private houses. We* s e e many 
I ’n! vet s h y students, 
is true, but 
far more people who have no c o n ­
nection with 
\V« 
are not bound tog eth er by a n y m ili­
tary or similar organization, and. on 
to o c ­
the* cither hand, have much 
cupy our minds that is not in touch 
is this 
with our work. Why. then, 
l o ­
spirit not made so m anifest? 
calise our natural environm ent c a u l e s 
this condition.

is 

in 

' i i 

th*- 

We 

have 

have 

stood 

th o s e 

behind 

I uoii:;* <i 

I -I • v. ii at 

fingers of 

in th e Ju nior 

th e F n ivorsity 

..sn e a s i l y pardon 

fallow s can spirit of 

ic:. i of politics. But 

th** d isp lay g iv e n o n 

irs Hie I ’al varsity afthnf 

th ev arc but aide- | d en ts 

sag** t o .narks in ti** Freshm an bow 

i<>. ’ "'I first to last, have grabbed s e lf w h eth er w e 

tho fresh m en . The* worst. \ team that w as clearly o u tcla ssed 

t hoy ch<-*r<>d on 
the men m e n who bad th*- honor 

' " 
v’“ D o e to snob w hen w e 
el* s s 

tim e and tim e
shown 
is again that this spirit is in e x is te n c e , 
(louis mav be correal, but what 
last 
flic remedy? Th** most practical are j L o o ’{ at 
L a w T h a n k sg ivin g Day. S ee how th e Btu- 
possible 
their te a m — a 
T* mu. although 
in 
’•mists at 
in ho*’ practice end theory. are the ev e ry departm ent of tho g a m e —s e e 
th at band o f 
m u ’ 
and 
T-.'. n Wo 
tln-ir 
lr*sip- on i**r tin* c h u b b \ 
* \p« ; ii■*; mi gain so soon houris and hands, men who preserved 
that honor in spit** of o v er w h elm in g 
read odds, who su stained that spirit oven 
last w h istle, th** death 
that 
'olitic.il b ossism ex- knell o f their liopes of victory sound- 
re* 
li'oghmaii class; o w l. while* «*d o v er th e gridiron, and th en 
luctan tly l**ft the fi**ld—co n sid e r those 
f 1J 't upon 
tin* budding y ou ng b o sses | things. I r e p e a l and th en ask your- 
true
answ er. 
is but on e 
spirit. 
a lw a y s 
spirit 
tills 
Yes. 
m ade so m anifest? We must a n s ­
wer. no; not on e v e r y occasion.

* V( '*> 
|8 d* un ii -d* I I**, 
" !)' * "• 
^ 11 
Die 
' 
cv.-rvhiug in rem ti in that cla ss.

i i . - !i*»t ?'v-sn 11 of all 
Fas,' d isc u ssio n s? A -treat 1 » i zero. 
i through, all you know 
be 
• on know that at the be- 
in* c h ie f cry s e e m s to be 
not 
lions, W e should 
iii
mao b eca u se h e 
th** 

Then why don't w e display it? Th** 
lack 
is, sim ply b eca u se of a 
an sw er 
o f organization. 
If we. at H ouston, 
had had the leadership th a t the A. & 
M. cad ets had, w e would not only 
in th e rain, and cheer- 
!rm> paraded 
01!r 
* 'u eau PP -ne o r the Iota Taka eel on our team with such so n g s and
( 
in- 
^ lo 
spirit, 
u io is sim ply a man. That 
"dilly Hue. Hut,, faction or no fac -j hut we would have cheered them on 
t 'OTI.
little ;to triumphant victory, and sent Car­
lisle Indians back to “ Mother Karrh" 
instead of College Station, and that 
the g a te receipts to pay e x ­
without 
penses. W e had 
ev e ry 
man. woman, and child of us. Even 
"the future Capt. Duncan, too young 
almost to know w hat it meant, was 
heard to exclaim , with a tone of so r­
row in his little voice, "Oh, Oh Tet- 
sa s not win. T e tsa s dit beat."

in forty-nine c a s e s out 
is as d e s e r v in g as his op- 
And, be tactions w h at th ey 
l)ni 
is a lw a y s put up.
Bnty 
*"‘C'n • 
take-, a good man to run 
i' good race, and a good race is ex- 
a(,JIy ' hat the faction w a n ts to run. 
ber oi'ally, n eith er you nor I would 
v° b ‘ tc*i a man whom w e thou ght u n ­
fit. 
the 
\nd if fit, w h y kick ab ou t 
ti'aternity. club, or w h a t-n o t, to which!

for 
is c e r - , jectlon of that never-say-die 

ls I ii;* I
din y, and 
ginning. T 
against 
foe 
rots for a

• v.<* sh ould v o te for the man j y e lls as ar** n ecessary 

is 
is a m em b er of 

Y -s. we h a v e th** spirit, the 

I’01" is here. 
Miyv, 

good man 
ii 

*d*-an p olitics must 

•'M w can d id a te 

T h ere 
is 

the spirit. 

F-n y , n i; 

"M d, or 

for our 

Hut 

the 

th** 

not 

n y or may n ot b elong? 

I spirit; 

Th' i'.' will a lw a y s be factions, be-1 display 

true
it. W e can
spirit by organization; 

l e t ’s m an ifest 
that 

cause there a lw a y s h a v e been.'There ! l e t ’s clo it. “ U n ity g iv e s strength." 
wen

n an cien t G reece, th ere w ere 

T o b*» s u r e , 

iui k part o f h i s 

b u s i ­
th** yet* 

i s s o c l n t e d w i t h c o r r u p t 

bo* n 
n e s s rn* t h o d s 
ting 
it v e s t m e n t at 
t h e m w o f t h e y**ar is a s m a l l mat* 
t * r ; 
is 
t h e p r i n c i p l e o f 
w h a t fuandaii/,* s h i m ,

t il i ng 

t h o 

x i ;»» >(i, very 

After C hristm as he goos to a Final 
strang** plat •«* 
f or "o w* 
Asked his < pinion as to 

Hall c a u c u s 
so voting 
how ais 
( l a s s wi l l v o t e . h* 
r i s e s
with a T a m m a n y b oss air and in 
sonic* < (infusion a s so r ts that. h im self 
know 
the I n fer en ce b etw e en a Final Hall 
and a football, and, this being 
th e 
is souk what diffi. ult t* 
c a s e , that it 
for**. j si* how 
tin*}* will vet*'. T his 
is his notion rf th** Intelligen ce of 
his clans m ates; for which, no doubt, 
th ey would g iv e him sm all thanks. 

freshm en 

few 

"dark 5 
I s
T hus tar we h a v e been s|N*aking o f 2 
th** ordinary fr e s h m a n ’s notions. But s 
we have heard o f on**, pre einln* ut 
-E 
am ong his fe llo w s, who, at a public 5 
m eetin g over which Ii** wits presi*!- 
of 
sh o u ts 
ing. thought to quell th e 
upper-etassinen by 
Ids 
of 
in.ir 
h«*ad, accom p anied by certain 
t ic* ii In I '* sounds issuing from a rapidly 
opening and d o s i n g mouth.

slink* s 

T ins is the clim a x of our tale. Th** 

rest cs not worth telling.

Work 

is p rog ressin g a s rapidly as 

possiel** on th** building for th.* new 

hea tin g plant, and 

it 

is thought now 

that ii w ill Im* com pleted sorn«*tim#* in 
May. Til*- tunnels are fin ish ed an I 
tit** walls ar** com p lete a b o v e 
th** 
first Hoer w indow s 
building. Th** oth er walls 
built tint ii th** I oil* i s arri \ 
nut 
about 
crea sin g in height daily.

in position. Til* s m o k e stack 
forty-five high now and 

in parts of th 

"

in­

laboratory. 

T h e b oilers 

th e ash car 

th* perth end of 

in 
T h e building v ii I be up-to-date 
ev e r y detail arni a s n early perfect 
as expert d e sig n in g and sk illed work- 
It will in* Imb­
| maiiMiip can m ake it. 
ibe h eatin g plant, forge shop. m a­
ch in e shop, ca rp en ter shop, 
boil *r 
te s tin g laboratory, and m aterial t e s t ­
ing 
will 
hav e a cap acity of six hundred horse 
power. T h e y will be equipped wiUi 
m ech anical stok ers and a car 
for 
carrying off th e ash es. A hydraulic 
th** 
elev ator at 
to 
building will rai«<* 
th*- level o f the ground. 
I he sm o k e ­
stack will be one hundred and forty 
feet 
in 
diam eter inside, and will acco m od ate 
tw ic e the boiler cap a city required at 
present. The sh ops will be fu rn ish ­
ed with tin* best m ach in ery and tools, J 
left undone t o , 
and nothing will he 
m ake 
re- j 
in e v e r y 
them c o m p lete 
spect. The steam pipes will be put 
in th.- tw o tu n nels which hav e been 1 
to 
ex c ava ted from the* new* building 
In 
the cid plant and to IL Hall. 
Billeted pipes will bo 
from Ti. 
Hall to th** L aw building, w hich will 
do a w a y with th e tem porary 
plant 
thor**.

iii height and s* ven 

fee t 

laid 

P rofessor S cott, o f tim School o f 1
is largely re- I

E lectra a1 E n gin eerin g , 

in Home 
th ere w ere and are and w ill j 
i)e "■ Europe, A sia. E ngland, and th e I 
1 niU'd S tates. T h e fr esh m en are go- 
1!iS^ so purge us of them . "T h e dove 
hind 
pursues the griffin ; 
tig e r .’’
speed 
ln; 
t. 
,'11 

to 
do von regret that 

catch the 

th e mild 

th ere q 

> 
.. 
frankly, 
Dem ocrat*? 

V I R I D I S H O M O .

 

 

When a student first co m e s to the sp onsib le for the d esig n o f this ex

U n iv e r s ity — in other words, when he e e lie s t plant. The g a s producer 

is a fr esh m a n —he has som e 

very 

notions. 
I Queer notions. 

Of cou rse, he joins
Of course, ne joins

fuel to op era te gas 

for
en ­
, furnishing 
is b eing co n stru cted from his
gines, 
plans, which co n tam so m e new ideas,
is ex p ected to prove unusually

' You rather regret 

t h e Co-op. (and th er e1. n oth in g w rong j an„ , t

that 

the re are so 
in**, 
' 

to 

is 

few. T here, 

tht* 

t r o u b le . 

it j about that,)
Un-I is refused a 

But the first tim e 

efficient.

ticket on a 

book

he
of

ss JOU h av e j.ersonal reasons, do 

not 
worry a b out th e man. He will con n ected him self with a "grafting" 

j stam ps, he wonders 

if he h as 

’ 
b“ bl*, to fill 
' ar ‘ that on e 
t<;o 
Power 
"here the rub c o m e s in.

long, 

th e bill. S im p ly ta k e institution ; and later, when he finds with 
faction does not s ta y th at tenn is perm its yield no fi ve per of Moore & Morrison.

for 

th ere 

ii n >wt i- 

t , „ 

Irmo 

for* 

th a n * 

is c e n t returns, h** is horriiied 

at the

thought of how his good n am e has A S H B E L S H O W F E B R U A R Y 1 2 T H .

have* plated rh* ir a g en cy 

T he American L a d ie s’ T a ilorin g Co.
in Austin
firm

the well known 

tailoring 

F R A N K D E L A SH M U T T

H O M E OF G O OD S H O E S

<v4 Com pie e line o f U p -to-d ate 

F O O T W E A R j

6 0 2 C O N G R E S S A V E .

HILL & HILL

GROCERIES
■;•** I cl a t t e n t i >n t<> S i ud**nt 
pat nm ctg* *

MOLESWORTH & 
SULLIVAN
FINE LIGHT LIVE R Y

S T A B L E P H O N E S :

O l d 8 8 3 

N e w 8 8 3

H A C K P H O N E S 

O l d 9 36 

N e w 9 8 2

that on 

T hee. Brevard a n n o u n ces 
and after April first he w ill 
four tim es each day. T h is announce- 
his 
lie ut 
c la s s m a te s as w*- would 
to see 
T hee, t o m e out o f th e brush.

joy by 
like 

is heralded with 

s h a v e [ i i 

ST EINWAY , STAR, RICHMOND 

;

JESSE FRENCH 
RIANO CO.

Headquarters for

High C l a s s Pianos a nd P layer < 

P ia n o s .

it ► 
,
** Easy 

terms. 

Ol d Instruments 

taken in exchange. Good 

Pianos rented. Our 
phones 295.

FRANKS. TAYLOR, ii

Manager.

S I 3 Congress Av e n u e

 T H E T E X A N

of thy Burden, H e s ita te not neither 
w aver thou."

Then F re sh m a n said unto Optima 
“Turn 
behold’ 

as In* had u nto *ho others 
thin** e y e s W estw ard , and 
What may Thai b e ? ”

to 

told 

Hark 

t h e e n 0 f 

v on drous Light. 

S ophom ore g a v e a knowing smile 
and said, "It d a w n eth upon inc *hv 
the two S tran ger s 
th ?
the 
\s**11. O P arvu s, th e y feared to gjv* 
of their k n o w led g e. Yea, they were 
afraid lest it would lessen their Wig 
impart it to others. Liston 
loin 
and I will tell th ee what they would 
in the Hrav- 
lov ely Light 
not. Yon 
na is One o f th o s e Mc mbers of th* 
sola r s y s te m w h ich usually move m 
ec c e n tr ic Orbits, approaching 
' c r y 
th e sun 
ie ar u nto 
very 
their 
reced ing to a vast 
and 
P erihelion , 
D ista n ce in their Aphelion. Dost thou 
know now, O F r e s h m a n ? ” And hav. 
big spoken th u s, ho turned and would 
the 
hav e d ep arted , hut beholding 
a m a z em e n t anti constreiiation upon 
this groat 
the Fare of Parvus, at 
stopped 
K n o w le d g e and W isdom . Im* 

In 

if 

is 

" T h y 

and sm iled with g re a t Condescension 
indeed 
t'n derst andin g 
not 
thou com prehendest 
sm all, 
the wonders 
th is d isse rta tio n upon 
If thou knower 
nf th * Firm am en t. 
th*e, 
not what 
then listen O Parvus. I will tell thee 
Yon 
o n c e again 
Light in tho H e a v e n s is i Comet.”

I hav** been telling 

iii e th e r Words. 

I In-di! " M o n e y ta lk s.” said the al­

derm an, w in k in g s lo w ly with his left
eye.

“ Well, 

if 

ib is d o t s any 

talking," 

w h ispered the promoter, "it will be 

the 

last y o u ’ll over get."—Chicago 

Tribune.

Dr. Mather

vacuum?**

Fr.*.-sh m a n - 
head "W ay, 
Dr. Mathor-

 

, 

scratching 

hid
or—-or, Doctor-------- ."
it: you
“ Yes, th at’s 

th in e o y e s west- hav** it under y ou r hand.” 
'— -

few. Then Freshm an reasoned w ith ­

in H im self. 

“ S u rely this Stranger 

m ust be of the guild called Seniors.

the great 

the on es held w is e s t of all— y e a 
it 
m ay be one of 
teach ers, 
.o a c a s t e y-clept Far 
who belong 
u I tv. Me will of a s u r e t y know’ w h a t 
this Man may p orten d .” And turning 
h augh ty S tranger, Le* said 
to 
w ith fear and trem bling:

t he 

“ O Man of W isd om ,for sin h T d e e n i§ 

thee by the em blem o f the Star and
Wreath upon thy b r e a s t ------

H ere the Man of W isdom broke In 

Upon him:

“ Speak thy wish, and haste*, for I 
little tine* to spend upon sm h 
have 
as thou -O least of th e low est guild, 
O Freshman.”

Parvus b o w e l him self? low before 
Sr. Maximus. “ I hum bly beg of th e e 
to g iv e me of thy K n o w led ge, 
thou 
mortal blessed of Athena. Turn th in e 
e y e s w estw a rd and behold! Wheat 
may Tnat b e? ”

th ee w ell. unto 

Maximite Rased upon 

the marvel 
with e y e s that w avered not. 
Then 
spake he unto Parvus, his lips c u rl­
in pride and scorn. “ O Parvus, 
ing 
thy ne me fit<l,*«li 
it 
yet should be added S tu lt u s — P arvu s, 
not 
tin* 
wha* meanoth yon L ight, I pray the*' 
ponder over it. Thou m u st indeed ex­
hibit more u n d ersta n d in g 
thou 
forever to remain Par­
WI sh es t not 
vus th* Foolish. Fare th ee w e ll.”

lf thou k n o w e st 

foolish. 

if 

Fr ‘Shm wi’s head 

san k upon h is 
Proas*. T h e W ords of Senior Maxi­
mus had cut deeply. W hen h e lifted 
up 
iii*5 e y e s again, h e sa w b efore 
him a man of even prouder bearing 
than Maximus.

_ 

.. 

. . 

, . 

... 
, 

“Sneak, L ittle One, and 
. 

fear no*.
.. 
’ 
.... 
,
What is it that w e ig h s upon th v Soul 
.. „ 
,
, 
, 
so h eavily? 
I will aid th ee , for I ani
, . ,
. 
in
in p ^ s e s s io n of K n o w le d g e which
work* h m arvels. Speak. 
Impart th 
troubles unto Junior M agn u s.”
shorn* 
A radiance of g r a t e fu ln e s s 
kind 
from the F a ce of Pa rvu s. “ O 
Junior, give »n*> of th y F o u n tain of
K now ledge. Turn 
ward and behold! W h i t m ay Tha* ’ 
be?”

Jir.iar Magnus sm iled . 

"O F resh ­
man F a r 'u s , that is s o m e th in g known 
.Vise. Thou art not vet 
only »a the 
capa ii** of urn! rstanding. T h y Soul 
is not yet ria® for the recep tion of 
th** explanation o f the p h enom en a of 
th y 
the Creator. C e a se to puzzle 
small Head. 
**(1 ai 

th** m aturity o f years of a 

vVbeu thou h ast arriv- I 
I
in- J

I. 
into the K n o w le d g e 

: Junior, such as 
the 
Hinted 
W onders of lie* S tars. 
th ee I 
well. Look d ilig en tly to thy P ock s: I 
labor ea r n e s tly that thou, too, m ayst I 
becom e a Junior."

thou wilt be 

Fare 

of 

Again w a s F re sh m a n P arvu s d isap ­
the 
point'd. He gazed w istfu lly at 
“ W hen 
departing Form of Magnus. 
shall 
! b<* even a s he? A t w'hat
time shall I know th e P o rten t of yon­
der L ig h t? ”

light F o o tstep s. 

the Form of a 

As he w as thus la m e n tin g and sig h ­
ing. he w a s a w are of the approach 
of 
As they cam e
nearer, Parv u s wrns able to distinguish! 
third 
iii th e Dusk 
Stranger. He seem ed c o m e lie s t 
of 
them all. A sm ile, as o f som e graa l 
and la stin g Joy, played about h is lips 
Ile moved with an E a se and Grace 
such as Parvu 8 had n ev er 
b e­
held. He p erceived th a t this S tran ­
ger. ”oo, m u st b< of som e g r e a t Caste 
o f the Wise. VV itll h e s ita tio n F r e s h ­
man b**gan—

yet 

“O thou co m e ly S tran ger, 

it doth 
m ine e y e good to look upon thy c o m e­
also 
ly Form. Thy C ou n ten ance, 
s h o w eth 
pray 
I hum bly 
\\ isdom. 
thee, impart to m e th e n a m e of thy 
Order.”

O n l y H o u s e in T h i s Section of 

T e x a s 

C a r r y i n g 

All 

Sleeve 

L e n g t h s .

NEW SHIRTS

O U R 

S T O C K 

H A S

A R R I V E D . 

C A L L 

AND

S E E T H E M .

SPRING HATS

T h e Fam ou s K n o x Derby and 
Big 
C o m f o r t a b l e 

Sof t H a ts . 

L i n e S t e ts o n s .

S E E B I G W I N D O W .

L o t of $2.50, $2.00 
A B r o k e n 
and $1.50 S h i r t s C ut to Clear 
at $1.00 E a c h — G o i ng F a st.

W e H a v e a F e w Overcoats 

a n d R a i n c o a t s and About Fifty 

W i n t e r S u i t s W h i c h W e Have 

P u t on S al e at 50c 

on 

the 

Dol lar . 

T h e s e are Fine Goods 

- B r o k e n S i z e s — Priced at One- 

H a l f to C l e a r O n l y at

HARRELLS J

1910 C L O T H I E R S

A T H L E T I C S .

Class of '12 on Gr idi ron, T r a c k , D i a ­
mond, Etc.

"if Ii 

lh** Sophs, hut, ow in g 

to th e j usual. 

T h e sophom ores 

.aspire 

to 

injuring of several o f the S o p h o m o r e ^ * g rea ter th in gs than th ese; their aim
t h e line up h o i to be ( hanged. T h is 
planing of men out of their regular 
t h e team. Hut it
position w eakened 
.. 

is to rise above tile mediocre 
com m on place; 
to 
counted with 

and 
be
tin high and m igh ty
-----

they d esire 

... 

. 
. . . i 
<|U" <r"<l" " " " w h o have 

............................. - 
 

 

If o n e looks back over th e records mnv . . . u 

* 

. . 

nf men f.,r 
tnt 
im a 

, h . 
. . 
the past season 

, 

the Sopho- 

in ath- the S oph om ores were worthy antag-
i d l e s , he will Bee that 
,m ists o f any tea m and school, and
mores w ere represented by as good we are satisfied with w hat We got.
a bunch o f a th lete s as any sop hom ore alth ough we would Ilk** to h a v e had
we
the “ m ore” next y e a r —the

c la s s ever boasted of. W h ile we can- J more W e are sure, how ever, 
not boast of a " T ” football m a n ,we will get 
ran boast of a bunch of light m en, cham p ionsh ip for th e boys of 1912.
who played on th e Scrub team ; and
it was th is team 
that made such a 
brilliant record during the past s e a ­
son.

Among the Sophs who played fo o t­
th e 
ball w ere Hone, th e L. T. on 
and 
(J., Morgan 
Scrubs, Moss, R. 
Evans, en d s, Holt and Cullom, h a lf­
Standiforth,
backs. Christian 

Tho S oph om ores so far have made 
track. 
a very cred itable sh o w in g 
they h a v e not been 
And. although 
first place 
so 
In th e c r o s s ­
well in the m ile race. 
run. January 8, Craddock 
country 
showed h im s e lf to he th e 
com in g
ce n ter. Moore, quarterback, P h illips, 
,o n g d ista n c e man o f th e T n lverslty, 
end, aud Harold and Walker, util- w inning sec o n d place, and. lf he had 
In any o f th e e v e n ts , th e y h ave d one ha,| 
he 
good work an.) m ade s ev e ra l sec- j m l K h t b a v e w o n f i r 8 , p l a , . p 

fortunate as 

,, sprinter. 

th„ abi| „ v 

to win 

T rack.

B e a W e R

and 

in 

ond and third places. B e sid e s th o s e those, th e follow in g have qualified for
who c o n te sted in th e Houston m eet, 
s everal n e w m en have qualified for

th** Brownwood m eet: 
the hurdles and M. F.

in 
th e
is 
. h o e i n g up In sprinting, and Harold 

M oseley 
. HUI for 

( ’a r m e r 

th e 220 aud quarter r a c a . 

. 

the Brownwood m eet and 
w i n g m eet, and w e m ay exp ect that 
in th ese c o n te s ts th ey will c o m p e te ; in weights. 
with honor 
th e m se lv e s and 
the class.

for 

to 

to

Ba s k e tb al l .

Among th o se who took part In th e 
Houston m e e t, are L ipscom b, 
who 
won third place in high hurdles and 
second p lace In the high Jump: Me* 
th e 
lasky, w h o won third place 
low- hurdles and did w ell 

In 
in the re

T h e S o p h o m o r es have not 

tak en 
much Interest 
in basketball. Only a 
few have gone out for p ractice, and 
only one has made the team. T h o se
: who have gore* out for practice and i u 

Played 

In 

th,- S oph om ore-F resh m an i f 

lay race; and Craddock, who 

did j a u n e a r , Pop en oe. Coffee, L aw titer. 

.

.

.

only 

in ch asing 
 

th e present writing, 

-cl ambition*.
c o ld
to the summit. Tile men 
h H g h ts 
sta rt­
chiefly by their 
a c h iev e tills 
ing c o s t u m e s : 
the w om en attain tile 
sam e end by abstainin g from s tr e n ­
uous ex ercise, Most of them refrain 
lh** throng o f e a g e r a s ­
from joining 
pirants for tenn is honors, though a 
few play the gam e in quite a 
lady* 
Ilk#' manner. We h a ve in our midst 
tw o
at 
d a m s e ls who join the squealing ath- 
l e te s 
tin* merry basket- 
.
.
.
ball. Much to our joy our girls no 
grac**
longer cavort, more or 
It 
is 
fully, o v e r 
the hock ey 
to be hoped that iii the spring 
th e y 
will not depart from their time hon­
limb 
ored cu stom and risk 
the 
in 
t h e 
sw im m in g 
sports 
am ong the* sophom ore girls have been 
perverted into a more pleasing ch a n ­
nel. The peri pat os 
s c e n e of 
their glorious victories, and no on** 
will d en y that th ey p resent a very 
p leasing appearan ce while snail-rac­
ing around this track.

treacherous d ep th s 
Athletic 

life and 
of 

less 
field. 

is tin 

pool. 

. 

T H E C O M E T .

Tin* su n se t w a s gorgeous, brilliant. 
Freshm an P arvu s stood g azin g upon

» 

j 

.

.

.

I 

golden 

upon
a n c‘‘ L° nK b e w atchad
the 
crim son 
and 
S h a fts 
B eam s: s lo w ly th ey changed to vio l­
et: t h i n to d eep er purple. Freshm an, 
the Small, (for th u s reads his N a m e 
w hen 
interpreted) sighed d eep ly as 
he R a n d :

in 

than 

th ey are 

th is S e a t o f 

Strange, stran g e, how 

this great 
! ni vend tv b rig h ten s and m akes more 
it. E ven 
lo vely every O bject about 
splen- 
'lie S a n s e is h ere are more 
droua 
the Land 
w h ere f dwell, and m erely by b ehold­
ing 
th is 
they made 
t he W ise, ar** 
Home of 
thus. But what m e a n s that strange 
and foreign light. Truly the Univ* r- 
is a wonderful P la c e — even th e 
sity 
H ea v en s exert th e m s e lv e s , and strive 
to pleas© the P r ie sts of this Shrine of
K n ow led g e.”

tho Mighty, 

"Yon s tran g e and 

foreign Light" 

tppearod 

in 

the H ea ven s aftei
the " s u n s e t 

, 
f’ilii,, V 
falling Star, y e t 

,, 
? T
it 

, 

, 

,

W!“ " Dt "•
thus. I

appeared 

bri* h » »»*«* "f
i^h t*fc*€‘dminB ll!' p a g re a t Diam ond.:

"***■:

line men. T h e se 

ity 
tw e lv e m en. and AI. K. Davis. T ho r e p r esen ta tiv e 
with th e aid of on e or tw o F r e s h - 1 of tho S oph om ore ( 'l a s s on tho Van- 
men. a Junior, and tw o S en iors, won atty T eam 
is T hornton Hardle Ho 
for th e Scru b s 
title of 
W eight C ham pions of T exas.

L is h t | is doinK e x c e lle n t work.

tho 

VV here will one find a team with 
bettor team work and a better rec­
P layed five, won five; scored 
ord? 
against once. To a gre a t 
e x te n t

Ba se b a l l .

N o t much can be said at p resent I had

as to how the Soph om ores will sh ow 

th e Mat bright Ray of 

i ^P 

in baseball. H ow ever 

sevp r°i n-ia 

th is record is due to th e Sophs who good men have signed u p ’ and v, rv 
played on th e team. 

! nrnhahiv « v 

’ * 

• 

1 

After the regular s e a s o n w as o v - : Varsity 

I m o n g t h o ^ T h o ^ r , . " c o t I T m 

er, Ch© c la s s g a m e s c a m e on. T h e big out are Strickland a h n ■ 

■— — 
show ing, a te a m was organized and Callum. M cIntyre H e a l e y ’ P o p e n o e ’ I
L. Collum, R. H. a. w a s elected cap- , Rogers, and H ig h u o te 
tain. 

I.. M t x j... : L Z s c L r .r ■.... *■; 

J o n es, Kirkpatrick, and Feld- 

 

____

<■ 

hake w ere appointed to c o a c h them , 
w h ich th ey did with credit to them- 
s elv es. T h e first g a m e w as betw een 
th e Sophs and P re sid es, which 

re- !

GIRLS IN A TH LETICS
______

“ N o t h i n g D o i n g . ”

suited in a sco r e of 12-6 In favor o f ; T his S ophom ore c l a s s has

l a m T h 
g a m e the F re sh m en w ere outplayed history. 
and out-generated.

F T ’U OUt 

,h e Wh0‘" I "0U'“ f0r o r a l i t y throughout 
It

Then c a m e the ch am p ionsh ip gam e 
b e tw e en th e Sophs and th e Juniors, 
in which th e Sophs w ere defeated. 
During the first half the honors were

 

film y

' h e 3 ,a r Waa

a I
Veil. I
lik e unto a 
its source, and w id e n in g ! 

tie* stranger sm iled o n c e again and 
op en o e, su bsta n ce 
an sw ered, "I am called , oh Fresh-
narrow at 
its W h iten ess like to an im m e n se Fan. j man P a rv u s* 1 am called Sophom ore 
F r e sh m a n ’s g a ze w as turned t h i t h e r - 1 ° Iltinins* w hich is, b ein g interpreted--
pray
ward. He was stupefied, nay ev *n 
o p p r e s s e d thee.
spellbound w ith w onderm ent, 
He 
sad and 
looked 
had n ev er b efore behold or 

Sophom ore the Dost. B ut, I 
thee, what B u rd in 
Of 
h eart-heavy in d ee d .”

i truth thou app**arest 

been upon so s tran g e a Sigh t.

its 
ib unique in m an y w a ys, 

And lo! a s lie stood there marvel- 
ing at the w o n d er thereof, a S tran ger 
particularly a lo n g ath letic lines. Ath- o f sober m e in approached. L ooking 
letic p row ess 
to 
i e s n men and ju n iors— yea. e v e n th e be one w h ereon w as W isdom stamp- 
mighty sen io rs s tr iv e to win a th letic od. y*.s e v e n th e W isdom of 
th e 
h is y e a r s w ere bul
laurels— but all 

face. Pa rvu s beheld 

of t h e S a g e s , 

tho ( upon his 

this sav o rs 

the boast 

albeit 

of 

is 

it 

'N 

is nothing, oh good Optimug,” 
is noth in g that 
an sw ered P arvu s— "ii 
s 
5
tim e I 
mortal Man can aid, till th e 
§ D r . .J, I X S I M M S \
com e to the a g e of W isdom and of 
5 
Discretion, for thus sp a k e unto m e _ 
Senior M axim us and Junior M agn u s.” | = 
— 

D RN TI8T
7 2 2 C o n g re ss A v e n u e 
O v e r K e l l e r ’s S ta t io n e r y S tore

O L D P H O N E 15 7 6 

A U S T I N ,

TEXAS.

I 
I p ra y th ee speak. Fresh m an . 
.un con fid en t that I can re lie v e th ee

 G I V E ’E M H E L L !

O R G A N I Z E D C O L L E G E S P I R I T .

(' Mitiuued Fr om Pa g e Two.)

r<nur, 

i')!i 

and 

ii 

is going 

to hur t

llg *,iore. Many st u d e n t bodies 

a1* 

in o ur best 

i n st i t u t i on s 

h a w 

acted 

f avorably upon 

t his m a t t e r , 

anions 

the moat 

r c e nt being 

our 

thy 

i < a b h o r s 

in Missouri. Will 

WO 

Xot 

for 
t m i . (iii bart a r i a n ? 
1% xu.s 
,» of r ef i n n i n g tin*' world, but 
the 
' 
school,
for t h e good of t ho 
simply
our council sin uld be < ncournged 
to 
take tins m a t t e r tip.

P O L I T I C S A G A I N .

Why 

to 
not 

is a n s w e r 
r ea ll y 

is a politician so rea dy 

to 
condemn o t h e r s of his c l a ss? And 
why ho people whi s p e r " g r a f t ” when 
you mention polities? T h e first, q u es­
t he 
tion. u n a n swe re d , 
aeron 1. T h e r e 
so 
is 
tutu Ii < vll in polities as so me would 
have con think. Hut t h e worst h arm 
of eaoh p o l it ic i an ’s so widely 
j>s th 
advertising wh a t 
eau 
to pose as a 
ferr ? out. in an effort 
icono­
t lean-politics s t a t e s m a n or an 
If t h o se be ni gh t ed individuals. 
clast. 
who * xhnust 
t hei r e n e rg i e s with so 
much railing ai t he m a n n e r in which 
th* > 
t hei r 
own game. w o u ld but sp e n d t h e time 
and effort in d e m o n s t r a t i n g t he good 
t he bad would 
there is in p o litic s, 
die from want of air.
have 

had a b un da n t 

lit tl e evil he 

fellow beal 

t h e m at 

You 

,, j 

fbi* of t he gravest c h a r ge s 

that 

can be brought against a Un iv ersi ty 

It 

is 

is lalsc. 

it ha s a 

or a college 
lack 
that 
of coll g* spirit. And ye t some h ave 
said t hat this lack exists in our I ni- 
is t ru e that 
versitv. 
a grea t deal more spirit 
ne 
man ifested in our various a ct ion s and 
in our m any organ iz at i ons, 
I. 
for one. bold 
this c h a rg e of a 
is untrue.
la* k 

could 

t hat 

but 

It 

Is 

in 

live 

to talk 

to outside of 

We suffer some in our "la ck 

of 
ma ti if-‘St ati on” by c o mp a ri son with 
t h e Agricultural and Mechanical Col­
lege, Hut w h y ” This is easi ly a n s ­
wered. At College St ati on 
th*' 
A. & M. College—not hing else. The 
st u d e n t s 
close rel a ti onsh ip 
with one a n o t he r, bound t o g e t h e r by 
to which 
t h e mil it ary organi zat ion 
' ‘ach of ne cessi ty belongs. 
The ir 
h a b i t s a re the sa me ; 
in fac t, almost 
t he whole life of each stu d e n t is e s ­
sentially t he sa m e as t tint of his fel­
low. And they have not hing to t hi nk 
of ou'xide of the ir college affairs, no 
t he ir col­
on*- 
lege' mates. Why, then, is this spirit 
made manifest? 
it could 
not possibly be ot herwi se.
t he University 

is different. 
Here we st u d e n t s live, for t h e most 
p art , in pr iva te houses. W e sec* ma ny 
but 
Uni ve rsity stude nt s, it 
far more people who have' no c o n ­
nection with 
We 
a re not hound t og et h er by a n y mili­
t a ry or simi lar organi zat ion, and. on 
the* e t h e r hand, have much 
to o c ­
cupy our minds t hat is not in touch 
with our work. Why. 
is t h i s 
Be­
spirit not made so m a n i fe st ? 
c a use our na t ur a l e n viro nme nt c a u se s 
t his condition.

t h e University. 

Because 

t hen, 

t rue, 

At 

is 

it 

t he de a t h

in 

in 

in 

We 

t hat 

t h ey 

have 

a ft e r 

stood 

t hose 

behind 

p a rdon 

t ime and 

'I .i*>!I(I 

t he h ono r 

v. i y c l a ss 

count upon 

last whistle, 

flu* Uni versity 

th** Uni ver si ty 

( I v I.- * \p< : t«'d 

t h e y c he ere d on 

t hey a re but sir!

idea of politics. But 

t he di spl ay gi ven on 

th** fr e s hm e n. T he worst.

to sn i It * when w »* 
ie 

t heory a re. perhaps, 
tho D e c e m b e r Magazine. 

re- 
tho finge rs of l uct a nt ly left t he field—c on sid e r theso 

o p p o r ­
tunity 11ii? ye; r to read about Uni* 
T h e best o bse rva ­
versify politics. 
tions 
those 
in 
B u t 
lead us? T he di ag­
vvl r<- do 
is
nosis may be correct, but what 
iii*' r> inedy? Tin* most prac t i c al a re I Look at 
possibly 
t he J u n i o r 
T*vu. a lt hough 
Pi rusts at 
In bo
sundry sage r e m a r k s in t he Fr e sh m a n 
tho 
r**xan We c a n easily 
freshmen.for t he c h ub by fellows eau 

t ime 
shown 
a ga in that t his spirit is in exist ence.
last 
Law T ha n ksg iv i ng Day. See how t he stu-
t hei r t e a m —a 
de nts 
that was clearl y o ut c l asse d In
t e am 
»h prac ti ce and t h eory, are t h e (eve ry de p a rt m e n t of t h e g a m e - s e e
t h a t band of 
how' 
and 
m e n— men who bad 
their
spirit of 
to gain so soon I h e a rt s and hands, men who p re se rve d
that honor in spit e of o ve rwhe lm i n g 
r e a l odds, who su st a i ne d t hat spirit even 

* v, 
iv** ‘ . va* 
hr. 
* demit t*.>■;! bv political bossism ex- knell of th e i r hopes of victory sound*
.‘pi ■ i<• F r e sh m a n c la ss; md. while cd over t he gri di ron, and 
•. a*lii*, 
mc '.ami 
\!m. tv*)ni fb st to last, ha v e grabbed 
'v i ' bi o: in r e a c h in t hat class. 

tile buddi ng young bosses j things, I repe a t, and t hen a sk your-
t ru e
a nswe r.
a lways 
lese di sc ussi ons? A grea t big zero. m ade so m a ni fe st ? We m ust ans- 
iVhen y. u got t hrough, all you know wer, no; not on e very occasion.
b< 
iny, aud you kn e w t hat a t t h e be- 
inn Ing.
T he c hi ef c ry s e e m s to be
not 
• a i - : . f a c t i o n s . We should 
iii
>!e for a m a n b e c a us e he 
the

Then why d o n ’t we displ ay it? The* 
lack 
a n sw e r is. simply because? of a 
of organi zat ion, 
lf w’e. at Houst on, 
had had t he l ea d ershi p t h a t th** A. & 
M. c a det s had, we would not only 
have paraded in t he rain, and cheer- 
i Omega Ph o n e eir t h e Iota T a ka C d on eiur t e am with such sorels and 
in- 
spirit,
but we would h ave cheered the*m on 
to t ri u m p h a n t victory, and sent C a r ­
lisle i nd ia ns back to “ Mother E a r r h " 
i nste a d of College Station, and 
t hat 
without the g a t e rec eip ts t o pay e x ­
penses. We had 
e ve ry 
man, woman, and child of us. Ev en 
"t he f ut ur e Capt. Duncan, too young 
almost to know' wh at it mea nt , was 
heard lo exclaim, with a t one of so r ­
row in his little voice, "Oh, Oh, T e t ­

io is simpl y a man. T h a t is c or-, ject ion of t ha t never-say-die 
inly t rue. But, faction or no fac­
ia, e ve ry c a n d i d a t e 
little 
in fort y-ni ne c ases eiut 
mors here*, 
is as d e s e rv i n g a s bis op- 
ne’it. And, be fac t io ns w h a t t hey 
iv, a good m a n 
is a l w a y s put up, 
t a k e s a good m an to run 
cause it 
goo*I ra ce , a nd a good r a c e is ex- 
’Iv what t he fact ion w a n t s to run. 
T onally, nephew you nor I would 
t(‘ lei a m a n whom we t hou gh t un-
r a d if fit. w h y ki ck a bo ut 

lo. I un we should vote for t he man J yells as a re ne c essary for 

self wh e t he r we 
spirit. 

ha ve 
is but one 
spirit 
t hi s 

is 
is a m e m b e r of 

t he j sas not win, T e t s a s hit he at ." 

t ho not resul t of all Yes. 

T h e n ' 
is 

i)oliii*s must 

t he spirit, 

lim clean 

Ha what 

rowel, or 

fen- o ur 

fifty, 

t hen 

Hut 

t he 

the 

not 

is 

in a nc i e n t Greece, 

t ru e
it. W e can 
that spirit by o rg ani za ti on; 

spirit; h t ’s m a n i fe st 
di splay 
l et ’s do it. “ Unity gives s t r e n g t h . "

e m i ly, club, or w h a t - n o t , t o which! Yes, we h av e t he spirit, t h e 
may or ma y not belong? 
file re will a l w a y s be fact ions, be ­
ls • t h e r e a l wa ys h a v e be e n.T he re 
re 
t h e r e wer e 
Home, t h e r e w e r e and a re a nd will 
in Europe , Asia, E ngl a nd, a nd t h e I
it• *«i St a te s. T h e fre s h m e n a r e go- When a st u de nt first, c o m e s to t he
< o pur g e us of t hem . " T h e dove Uni versity— in ot he r words, when he 
very

-------------I 9 W ------------

V I R I D I S H O M O .

is a freshman-—he ha s some

t h e mild 

sues 
lo s 

to 

tile grif fi n; 
spe ed 

hind 
t iger."
frankly, do you r e g r e t t h a t t h ere 
Democ ra ts? 
You r a t h e r regret
t h e r e a r e so few. 

c a t c h t he 

T he re , 

que er notions. 

Of course, he joins 

t he Co-op. (and t h ere 's not h i n g wr ong

is 

t he 

1 
ms 

to me. 

t roubl e. 

it | about 

t ha t.) But t he first 

Un- is refused a ticket on a 

t i me he 
of
book 
if he ha s no t
you ha v e pe rsona l rea sons, do j sta mps, he wonders 
worry a bout t h e man. He will connect ed himself with a "g ra f t i n g " 
t h e bill. Si m pl y t a ke ; i n s t i t u t i o n ; and later, when he finds
f ac t ion d oe s not sta y t h a t t enni s pe rm it s yield no five per
t he
long, 
I t hough t of how his good n a m e h a s

able to fill 
■ t ha t one 
power 
too 
ire t he r ub c o m e s in. 

is c e nt ret ur ns, he is horrified 

t h e r e 

for 

at 

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—

CLUB CLOTHES

is a term that can be appro priately and descriptively 
app ie I to our clothes, in that they reflect quality* 
dignity', comfort and fashion discrimination. You will 
recognize them on the best dressed m en a t your club.

SPRING SHIRTS 
S P R I N G H A T S 
ON 

D I S P L A Y

bus!- 

i ssoc in ted w h h corrupt 

ho* ii 
ness methods. To be sure, the get- g» 
ting Da ck part of his i nvest m e nt a t 8 
t he end of t he ye a r is a small mat- * 
t e r; 
is 13 
t he principle of 
wha t scandal izes him. 

t hing 

t he 

I S 

f re s hm e n 

After C h ri st m a s he goes to a Fi na l 8 
Hall r a m u s - -st range place 
for "o ne i s 
so young." Asked his opinion a s to S 
rise s 3 
how' his c la ss will vote, he 
with 
a T a m m a n y boss air. and in I s 
some * onfuslon a s s e r t s t hat , hi mself j 3 
"Xc ept'd. very few 
know I s 
lifference bet we en a Final B a l l ! * 
th*> 
and a football, and, t hi s being 
t he 8 
case. t hat it is som e wha t difficult t o 8 
f o r e t i m e how 
t hey will vote. T h i s ! 8 
intelligence of j 8 
t he 
is his notion of 
his c l ass-m at es; for which, no doubt, B 
t he y would give hi m smal l t hanks. 

8
In t he a re na of c la ss politics h e 8
plays an e n t h usi a st i c part . His cam- 3
patgn slogan 
t h e i S
'Rhoa Mu t t s’ c li que—Bill 
Jo n e s and 8
t he heat of t h e ••
clean politics.*’ 
c ampa ign, he m i st a ke s a t i n i i d -l ooki ng'g
senior for one of his own class, 
lie | B
is sur e 
is on " t h e r i ght * |
l a t t e r 
side.” and tells him so. T he senior, I s
at
innocently c rossing his a r m s 
upon — 
his brea st , so a s to conceal his c l a s s i s 
pin. repli es t hat he is sure In* Is on 3 
to 5 
"tho right side.” for he is going 
vote for one Samuel K. T h e f re s h ­
man wal ks a wa y su b d u e d a ud p a l e d 
by 
tin* a nn oun c em ent of a 
h orse " in t h e rac e against BIB. 

is: "Dowrn with 

t h e 

In 

I SCARBROUGH & HICKS I
" d a r k l y
”s
T h u s far we ha ve been spea ki ng of s 
the ord i na ry f r e s h m a n ’s notions. But 3 
we have heard of on**, pr e-emi nent sr 
a mong his fellows, who, at a public 3 
mee ti ng over whi ch he was presfd- 
sh ou t s of 
ing. t h o u g h t t o quell tho 
his 
of 
u p p e r c l a s s m e n by shake's 
head, a cco mpa ni ed by c e rt a i n 
i n a r ­
ticulate sounds issuing from a ra pidl y 
opening and d o s i n g mouth.

T l l B I I H I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I H I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I l l l l l M l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l i m

Driskill Steam Laundry
Work Done In a Minimum of Time with a 

Thi s is t he climax of our tab*. T he 

rest is not worth t d l i n g .

T H E N E W H E A T I N G P L A N T .

Maximum of Satisfaction.

Work
poasiblo

Is progressi ng as r api dl y a s 

on the building for th** ne w 

h e a t i n g plant, a nd ii 

is t hought now 

t ha t I* will he c ompl et ed nom e t i m a in 
tunnel s a r e f ini shed a nd 
May. Th** 
th** walls a re c ompl ete a bove 
t he 
in p a r t s of th*' 
first Hoer wi ndows 
build tug. Til*' ( / h e r walls cannot be 
built until th*' I-oilers a rr i v e a nd ar** 
put in position. The sm oke st a c k is 
in- 
forty-five high now and 
about 
e re a si ng in height daily.

raise 

l aboratory. 

T he boilers 

th** a sh c a r 

The building will be up-to-date 
In 
ev ery detai l and a s ne a rl y perfect 
a s expe rt de signi ng and skilled work­
m a nsh i p can m ake it. 
It will inc Iud** 
th** boa ti n g plant, forge shop, m a ­
boiler 
c hi ne shop, c a rp e n t e r shop, 
t esti ng l aborat ory, a nd m at e ri a l t e s t ­
ing 
will 
h a v e a c a p ac i t y of six h un dr e d horse 
power. The y will be e quippe d wi»h 
m ec ha ni ca l st o ke rs and a c a r 
for 
t he ashes. A hydraul ic 
c a rry i n g off 
t he 
e l e v at o r at 
t h e north end of 
to 
building w’ill 
th** level of t he ground. 
T h e sm o k e ­
s t a c k will be fine hundr e d and forty 
feet 
in 
d i a m e t e r inside, and will a c c om oda t e 
t wi ce t h e boiler c a pac it y re qui r e d af 
present . The shops will 
tie fu rn i s h­
ed w'ith t he best m a c hi ne r y and tools,! 
to j 
and no t hi n g will he left undon e 
ma ke 
r e ­
spect. T he st ea m pipes will be put 
t he t wo t unnel s which h a v e been 
in 
to 
e xc a va t e d from t he new building 
t he old pl an t and 
In- 
sulat ed pipes will be 
laid from B. 
Hall to t he L a w building, which will 
do a wa y with flu* t e m po ra ry 
plant 
there.

in he ight and seven 

t hem c ompl ete 

t o B. Hall. 

in e ve ry 

fee t 

i

P ro fe sso r Scott, of t he School of 
is l argely r e ­
Electric a1 Engi ne ering, 
sponsibl e for t he design of t hi s ex­
cellent plant. Th** ga s produc er, for 
e n­
fu rni shi ng fuel to op e ra t e ga s 
gines. 
is being c o nst ruc t e d from his 
plans, which contain some new ideas, 
and it is expected to prove unusua ll y 
efficient.

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h a v e placed t he ir a ge nc y in Austin 
wi t h 
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t h e well known 

tailoring 

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and a ft e r April first he will 

t ha t on 
shave 
firm four t i m e s e a ch day. T hi s a n no un c e ­
m ent 
his 
is he ra lded with 
c l a ss m a t e s as we would like 
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Theo. c ome out of t he brush.

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aver 

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Pi a n os

• Easy 

terms. 

O ld Instruments 

taken in exchange. Good 

Pianos rented. Our 
phones 2 9 5 .

FRANK S. TAYLOR, ii

Manager.

8 13 C ongrett Avenue 

A S H B E L S H O W F E B R U A R Y 1 2TH .

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 C L A S S O F F I C E R S .

S O M E P R A C T I C A L W O R K .

She has a co ed d e p a rtm e n t t h a t is

I th o u g h t it was gone for good; but

“ K I N G C O L E . ”

slight d iffe re n c es | w a te r to a nearby drain. 

The Sophom ores have se t the pace 

in class politics 
th is year. U nusual 
in te re s t h a s been m anifested in m ost 
of the elections. Much good-natured 
pa rty spirit has been developed.E x ­
c ite m e n t h a s run high a t tim es. Cut 
the gam e has been, in alm ost every 
in­
respei i, a clean one, H ow ever 
te n s e the rivalries have been, th ere 
have been no bad feelings caused, no 
In fact, our poli­
e nm ities aroused. 
class
tical c o n te sts have 
spirit, 
and 
t h a t existed on election days, if not 
forgotten, a t all ev e n ts reta in only 
a hum orous significance.

increased 

the 

T he officers for 

the y e a r a re as 

follows:

A C A D E M S .

Fall Ter m.

T hornton H ardie, President.
Miss Lucile Borden, Vice-President.
H. J. H a rris, S e c re ta ry and T r e a s ­

urer.

J. A. B u rk e r, S eargeant-at-A rm s.

W i n t e r Ter m.

Z. .S. A rm strong. P resident.
Miss Georgia Robinson, V ice-Presi­

S o p h E n g i n e e r s Get B u s y In L a 
Grange.

About fifty miles below Austin, s it­

is 

the 

that 

to conduct 

in a v ery level portion of the 
uated 
Colorado River valley, 
town 
of La Grange. For m any y**ars this 
place has been troubled by s ta g n a n t 
pools and ponds of w at^ r 
sta n d in g 
for m any days a fte r an excessive 
th* slope 
rain, due to the fact 
th e
was not sufficient 
in o r d e r
to rid the town of th is evil the city 
to h ave a m ap of
Officials decided 
the town made, s h o v in g the elevation u tte rly 
of 
term ed ia te points betw een all s tr e e t
crossings. C onsequently, a c o n tr a c t 
to 
to P ro fe sso r 
Ban tel.
For 

every street c rossing, of 

this effect w as 

this purpose e ig h t T exas e n ­
on 

let 

two In-J m a te s of 

th e Varsity and 

th a t 
th e nride of 
c o nsists of th e choicest sam ples of 
fem ininity to be found in th e S tate.

in 

r e p u ta tio n 

they enjoy. 

In a word, the U niversity of T ex a s 
th e b ro a d e s t and 
is a u n iv e rs ity 
its 
tru e st s e n se of th e 
term , and 
tho 
co m p o n e n t p a rts fu lly d< s e rv e 
envied 
B ut 
th e s e a r e not her o n ly spocialties.T ho 
G re e k g rin d s know of still 
a n o th e r 
departm ent into w hose precincts tho 
in o u tb u rs ts 
L a w s so m e tim e s grope 
th e 
of eloquence, and about which 
Poadoggles, 
to 
d o m e s tic a te the coming g e n e ra tio n ,a s 
is 
sidiou.dy 
ill*

ta k e nott's, but which 
to th e 

incom prehensible 

th eir e n th u s ia sm 

in 

the? Engineering Building,
to its num erical 
the Art D e p a rtm en t 

im­
In proportion 
is 
portance, 
equipped with 
the most e la b o ra te 
facilities of any branch of th e U ni­
versity. T h e laboratory is Room 99,
Malt, I IU ii,! tag 

to go 
Ii was a s h o rt while i th e 

g in ee rs began preparing 
th eir mission. 
a f te r dark when they a rrived at th e fectly 
depot, w here th ey w*»re m et by sev* 
to 
oral of 
their boarding place, which they w ere cesta of h eroic proportions, and 
exceedingly 
tru n k le ss heads
one was v ery anxious to rem ove t h a t a r e employed. T hese la tte r a r e 
fre sh m e n 
peculiar g n a w in g sen satio n which re-1 m uch d e m and by th e 

per 
for 
th e work, 
large photographs.
tw enty fee t of frieze*, a half dozen 
a

im* Sadies 
lady-like 
ten

fforeach score o r m ore of 

For lh,. In struction o f h a v „ 
and 
lad 

th e citizens and shown 

the one 
registered 

to see; 

glad 

in 
in
th em to

M i s s Annie Campbell, S e c re ta ry an't, suited 

from 

the excessive 

time be 

(.re e k e la s ie s , w ho employ 

late sup p e r 

tw e e n an e a rly d in n er in B. Hall and wear th e ir h a ts during cla ss hours.
a 
I” 1*8- 

th e
pre-
S everal of th e pa rty w ent to th is I tend to t r u e excellence until th e Btu- 

In til seriousness, however. 
I n I vc* rutty of Texas need not 

In som e o th e r quar- 

. 

.. 

- 
I 

for 

got 

the 

the 

one 

T he 

very 

both. 

in at 

interested 

in c u ltu re 

the Kilo A rts 

to ev e ry uplifting 

least a c asual fashion.

to be bad 
 
. 
bere 

T H E L A U N D R Y S I T U A T I O N .

tin lr na tu re s. Here th ere should

firs t In* a place for, and e n c o u ra g e m e n t

e x p e rience and prac- d u t bode becom es m ore Imbued w i t h ' , 
from a c tu a l work, a <i, a b v lo develop th e a e sth e tic side 
may a s s u r e you t h a t | ot 

influence; 
given 
and su rely 
r a n k a t 
tin* very top am ong tim products of 
civilization. T h e re should be m ore 
limn six out of sixteen hun d red auf- 
to
I’ic ie n tij 
take* up th e Study of th e histo ry of
Art 

place 
Ore 
■ 
and 
every 
m o r n i n g s work was very p lea sa n t; 
sun 
for e v e ry th in g was new, 
was hiden by low. h e a v y c louds, and 
most wonderful of all were th e b e a u ­
the gigantic 
tiful 
landscapes, and 
g ray
oaks bearded with a silv e ry 
moss hanging in long sle n d e r s tr a n d s 
to th e ground. But 
reaching ne a rly 
those clouds, which had m ade 
the 
m orning so pleasant, m ade the e v e n ­
ing 
u n p le a sa n t by periodical 
show ers which cam e e very few m in­
utes, 
each
like 
show er grew* to be som e th in g 
twice as g r e a t a s th e one preceed- 
T h e se periodical m in ia tu re 
Big 
And tho r e b a te 's o urs indeed! 
th e g r e a t 
floods proved 
need of a d ra in a g e sy ste m , for we T he Students* Guard, our friends
continued our work w ading 
(he 
lakes, and 
half knee-deep pools and 
to find 
probing around In th e mud 
those 
iron pins t h a t had been plac­
ed t h e r e for us to find elevation of 
them . 
T h e work w as continued 
this m ix tu re of d ir t and w a te r 
in 
until finished on the following e v e n ­
ing, with exceedingly good r e s u lts r e ­
g a rd le s s of 
the
w eather.

D. Irty W u n and F r e s h m a n T o m Give 
T h e i r V iews .
______

It seem ed as if we would have to go 
Back home to w ash our clothes. 

Its clear for you, for us all, to se e 
The pow er is held by US:

l a swish and sw ash, it s over a t 

W e ’ll end th e s t u d e n t s ’ w oes.”

But now’ the Counc il has said,

H ave mel our u rg e n t in od.

condition of 

to us also 

in the past,

seem ed as 

“ Oh, no;

last,

and 

the 

it. 

in 

it 

if 

dent.

T re a s u re r.
T hornton

Arms.

Hardie, 

Seargeant-at-

S p r i n g Ter m.

J. E. W infree, President.
Miss Helen Lake, Vice-President.
Mini; Mamie Bow’ers, Secretary and 

Treasurer.

tive.

Z. S. Armstrong, Soargoant at-Arm*.
C. F. Richards. Cactus R epresenta­

H. W. O. Chandler, Students* Coun­

cil R epresentative.

E N G I N E E R S .

Fall Ter m.

F. W. Denison, President.
E. K. Rowe, Vico-President.
K. G. Howard, Secretary and Treas­

J. D. Cullu.n, Jr., Seargeant-at- 

urer.

Arms.

w i n t e r T er m.

P. P. Holt. President.
T. II. Jarrell, Vice-President.
W. A. Sm ith, Secretary and T reas­

P. VV. Denison, Seargeant-at-Arm s.

S p r i n g Term.
VV. R. Irvin, President..
C. E. Burgher, Vice-President.
J. V. Clark, Secretary and T reas­

urer.

urer.

F. P. Holt, Seargeant-at-Arm s.
J. G. Hanna, Cactus R epresentative.
Julian Montgomery, S tu dents’ Coun­

cil Representative.

W H A T 

I S T H I S ?

Ye gods! W hat have we 

W hat new parasite is this 
com e into our U niversity life? Help!

here?
that has 

in four or five days ne b ro u g h t 

It

W ith a bean w h e re his head ought 

c m mined th e whole daws-—

G. W. ( ’ole was a foolish soul 

no

on 

got 

to be.

He bray e d like- an ass, and he 

back stiffened up some, w ithout any 
bu tto n s 
ten
it, and w anted 
ce n ts, 
I w ouldn’t pay him n o th in ’ 
and told him n^xt tim e I ’d w ash my
own shirt. N e a rly all th e folks here?
excop: fre sh m e n a re d udes and won't ; r o l e and his e d ito rs three, 
wash clothes, but I a in 't 
pashb nc«. with such folks. Dr. Bene- Alec F. C laire is an angel fail 
dict, i he man th a t ru n s a book s to re j Com pared w ith th e P e rig rin u s ; 
an- j it* E n g in e e rs vs. J u n io r Laws. 
here, made a good speech and 
o th e r feller, I rn ok his na m e w as 
what th e d e u c e is the use. 
McGee, talked a lot ab o u t all s tic k -,
lug 
he b ro ught it 
th in k he's foolin’ around 
'id 
d ry 
to get 
H e’s one of th o se 
f 'liers th a t alvc.ys trill’ to g e t a gag 
on somebody. 
a 
vote and I d id n ’t u n d e rs ta n d m uch 
about it but 
ti ink th ey a re goln’ to
let McGee s la u n d ry h ave it, but he 
won t get n o n - of m y clothes. H I 

it isn't hard 
lf -H o r ry " w as Beelzebub

in i bout a n o th e r latin- ] w i t h livers w hite a s snow.

They a re a lw a y s afra id to go

W here e 'e r th e y see th e " T ” 

W hat m ak e s them love* th eir 

t o g e t h e r , but along at 

h a s a little band

the la s t j S i m k l n s 

s q u a re sign.

P e r r y ” s o r

They all 

to guess.

ti graft. 

took 

I 

alld w rltp a th c m c .T h c y T h e w !

love him none 

the 

less

say when we a re sophs we w o n ’t 
h a v e <o work Much. B u t we d o n ’t 
c are, we know all g r e a t m en had to 
work! W hen you sell t h a t o th e r b a le I L ast 
of Colton, sen I mo five dollars 
buy 

i new Jim suit.

to 

TO-

ye a r I prom ised 
th in k of you 

t h a t I’d 

V h u n d re d tim e s a d a y or even 

Your son. Tom.

more,

N O TES O N P R O M I N E N T F I R S T 
Y E A R M E N .

j And with a c le a r in te n t I 
prom ised, too.

T h a t I would w rite you le tte rs 

F. S. S ta m p s

—
Lisps sweetly. P a c e s ' But s tru g g lin g with e a ch daily

b y th e score.

I 

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, T * * * ' 
m in e conceit

, f * ° 

° ' rS 

.

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^

P. Joekel- 

T he teddy b ear of Mid­

tory i\

F. H o m e r H a r r i s —M ens abseils.

• 

• 

•

• 

• 

• 

and quiz 

H a s kept m y th o u g h ts so long 

a w a y from you,

I g ra b m y book and only say 

I 

"Gee whiz!
fairly bit off m ore 
can c h e w .’’

th an 

I 

T h e re was a p ro fe s s o r nam ed Purlin,

F. Goodhue S m ith — Uses V a n tin e ’s Who so o fte n w ith girls w ent

Pink Powder. W e a rs an E g yptian 
derbv. 
In fact, a self-made 
Only bad h a b it is s tre tc h in g his neck Y ou’re too flossy, I 
into g irls ’ faces.
• 

dude. T h a t 

u s p a rk in g

• 

•

the D ean said: “ See here.

fear,

You’d b e tte r be p a p e rs a-m arkin.’

F. George Bai r ie r — A stu te politician 
and would-be reform er. Clique b u s t­
er. Has a sober mein. Looks older 
th an he 
is 
re a d in g Greek.

is. Only 

life 

joy 

in 

Tho a v e ra g e F irs t Y ear Man th in k s 
of all learning as com prising b u t one 
education. H ow ever, he d iscovers his 
m istak e w hen Miss Im a Senior glibly 
r e m a rk s to him t h a t she is tak in g e d ­
ucation fifteen. But th e polite little 
fellow hides within his ow n b r e a s t his 
she m ust be g e ttin g 
opinion 
p retty old by now.

t h a t 

Regal H ats, th e $2.00 w in te r styles, 
only $1 a t Moore A- M orrison’s Mon­
day.

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A a

x

Spring Oxfords and 

Pumps for Ladies

it well served 

it 
idea of 

This work did not l a s t very long, 
the 
but n e v e rth e le ss 
th e
purpose for which se v era l of 
th e
boys went, 
placed before 
th e condition 
mind a fain t 
un d e r w’hich an e n g in e e r m ay 
be
forced to work, it gave a cle a r idea 
of 
the busin e ss c a r ­
ried on betw een th e c o n tra c tin g p a r ­
ties, and 
be 
fu tu re 
expected of an en g in e e r 
work.

it showed w h a t would 

thr? n a tu r e of 

in 

a 

Keep 

T hese people showed th e ir h o spital­
ity and a p p reciation in va rio u s ways. 
tre a te d very 
T he e n tire p a rty was 
kindly by e v e ry one, and e n te rta in e d 
social 
by the people as a w’hole in 
a ffa irs; 
trip was 
c o n sequently 
c on v e rted into a plea sa n t one a s well 
a s a b usiness one.

th y pocket, 
thy hand on 
thou a r t in 
long a s 
young m an, a s 
th e g ra s p o r re a c h of 
th e s e g r a f t ­
ers. W hat is th is Sigm a Pl Epsilon 
Nu Delta? Or w h a t h a s th e U n iv e r­
to? Come tell 
s ity of T e x a s com e 
me, young m an. Did som e one com e 
e a sin g up to your left side and ask 
new 
you if you w a nted to join 
G reek le tte r f ra te r n ity ? Did he wear 
a p le a s a n t sm ile? Did he slap you 
the 
on th e back and say t h a t 
and 
talked 
“ fello w s” had 
would be glad to h ave you? Did you 
join? 
P oor boy. T h a t five dollars 
p art m en t whose prestig e is acknowd-
P a p a sent you ic pay for your w a s h ­
and I edged all th e way from a burg th a t 
ing m u st have m et a sad fate, 
new', hard luck for th e “ Model.” B u t 1 th e m uddy Brazos will not m ercifully 
come, my boy. c h e e r up. 
Oklahom a, 
lesson by this. Love all your fellow ■ w h ither 
the fra g m e n ts of a football 
tea m slunk a f te r th e s e v e n te e n th of 
c la s s m a te s , 
a c h a n ce to join, b ut never choke to Novem ber, n in ete en nine, 
d e a th on a n o th e r cold potatoe pie.

Tho U n iv e rsity has an a th le tic de- 

A R T I N T H E U N I V E R S I T Y .

join e v e ry th in g you g e t 

a 1 o b litera te , 

to N orm an, 

all 
over 

L e a rn 

th e 

it 

"C om e on, F a tty ! L e t ’s go home.
a nd I d o n ’t give

My n a m e ’s N. 
a 

who know s i t ! ”

very m ention 

She h a s a d e p a rtm e n t of 

forensics 
te rrifie s Mis­
whose 
souri, and afflicts the d e n o m in a tio n ­
al colleges of T exas w ith St. V itu s’ 
dance.

And though we pay a p h y sic ia n ’s fee, 

\\ e ’ve stopped t h a t laundry fuss.

Twas by the C ouncil’s brain and 

b raw n

A one cent c u t w as obtained,
And if you bar th e F r e s h i e s ’ " la u n d ,” 
r / .c e th a t r e b a te is claimed.

So ought we all in th is fair land 
To sh o u t I ho C ouncil’s p raise ;
‘‘Huzzah! Huzzah! for th a t brave 

b a n d ’

W< ll th a n k th em all our d a y s." 

I 

— I), I r t y W a j.

T he following le tte r speaks for 

. 1-

self:

D ear P a : —

n u m b e r o f s t u d e n t s f r o m
L A R G E R T O W N S .

E v e ry once in a while som e of us 
wonder how m any s tu d e n ts a r e in tho 
I Diversity from such and 
a 
place—p a rtic u la rly from 
larger 
tow ns of th e state. T he list below 
tow ns th a t h ave ten or 
includes all 
m ore s tu d e n ts enrolled 
in th e Main 
I 'Diversity a t Austin:

such 

th e 

A ustin 
Dallas 
San A n to n io ....................................... 
Houston 
F o r t W orth 
G a lv e s to n ............................ 
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I ai ut got r u n I? tim e fo r serem ony I Belton 
I ’ve b een w orking 

I

of 

lot 

row 

so P a r is

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in a one-horse w agon to g e t San M a rc o s 

t h a t sends a m an j C le b u rn e ..................... 

ab o u t g e ttin g th e ir I S h e r m a n ...................... 

•his week, 
Much. Last r i g h t I w e n t to a laun- T e m p l e ..................... 
dry m ee tin g here. T hey a re ra is in ' El Paso 
a 
d o t ties washed. A la u n d ry is a hole- J Beauti lont 
sail wash house 
’round 
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m ail 
( leth e s 
your 
th a t I ana it 
is nam ed Hoshuy. T h e y 
th a t 
s a y 
a re a1 m ad ’« .-ause he c h a rg e s too 
is fam e except 
m uch. H e 's one cf th e s e men t h a t ’* a m o n g th e college 
tra d e w h e re its 
a l w a y , iry in ’ to m ake m o n ey off of popularity is s tr o n g ." r e m a rk e d Mr. I 
o t h e r bilks. U isl week he se n t a Morrison of Moore & M orrison. “ W e I 
boy ct my room and get my blue seldom m ake a s t r a ig h t leg tr o u s e r — j 
shirt h a nging on 

th e peg top has th e call.”

“ T h e beat a u th o r itie s 

th e bed post, an d 

top tro u s e r 

lo wash. 

.h e peg 

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This Style in fine patent 
light or extension sole 
- 
$3.00 and $3.50
Suede pumps in Black 
Grey and Brown, 
the 
- - - $ 4.00
swellest yet 

You ought to see them.

Burt Shoe Co.

602 Congress Ave.

Freshman Reception, February 17, Eighth Street Flail

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would bt a g r e a t s u c c e s s . F i v e bo ys 

WE ii/)AKE KODAK PRINTS
AnJ Post Cards Every Day

i: K o d a k s 

L o a n e d

ii to S a d n t s

JORDAN

6 ) 9 D ig r e s s Avenue. Upstairs
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HW 

JNO.

K E L L E R

T H E 1912 E N G I N E E R S .

O A K S

721 Congees* Ave.

E S T A B L I S H E D 1847.

JOHN B R E M O N D ,

W H O L E S A L E GR ^ C. E R . 

I M P O R T E R 

& AC A S T E R OF 
H I G H C R A D L C O F F E E S .
A u t i i n , T e x a s .

C U T TLO VE R S

Hyde I'ark Floral Co.

822 C o n g r e s s A v e n u e .

W. A. Achilles & Co.

D e a l e r s In
GROUP RCCS, W O O D . F E E D , A N D 
C O U N T R Y P R O D U C E .
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to E a t . W e Have 

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T E X A S .

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, inonr, but 
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in 
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t h e m i n o r 
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t o w a r d m a k i n g 
t ri ed 
to 
ibis i s s u e of T h e T e x a n a cr ed it 
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t h e U n i v e r s i t y . N o E n g i n e e r 
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t h e n k n o ck 
if y o u wish. b u t no j 
it 
h a r d e r t h a n yo u m u s t , r e m e m b e r i n g j 
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a n 
t h e g r e e t i n g a n d b e s t w i s h e s o f 
t h e HH2 E n g i n e e r s go t o e v e r y r e a d ­
er.

t h e work. 

H O W S H A L L W E G E T E V E N ?

T h a t t h e boys s h o u l d h a v e op po s ed 
: t h e m e d i c a l fee m u c h m o r e s t r o n g l y 
s e e m s r e m a r k a b l e .
t h a n 
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for 

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a n d t w o gi r l s we r e so o n r e p o r t e d to

h a \ m e a s l e s , a r u t h e s c h e m e r s w e r e ! 
l a u g h i n g In t r i u m p h 
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lo s m ll b od ies of s t u d e n t s , 
s t u ­
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to s t a r v e 

plan! *'I 
a n d in p a i r s am! e v e n by s i n g l e 
d e nt s . 
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t h e i r he al t h s h o ul d b e c o m e i m p a i r e d , I 
vvlii. h pl an polled a h e a v y v o t e f r o m j 
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h a v e b ee n s en s t r o l l i n g o v e r 

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t h e 

t h e m s e l v e s 

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t r o ub l e. 

t h o s e m i n o r 

[ c a m p u s t o g e t h e r , e vi dent ly d e v e l o p i n g I 
h ea r t 
a c c o m p l i s h ; 
s c h e m e s a r e u n l i k e l y to 
t h e i r p u r p o s e b e c a u s e of 
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tho 
Int Ion of t h e p a r t i c i p a n t s a nd t h e in- , 
s i g n i f i c a n c e of t h e a f f e c t i o n s ; a n d 
it j 
s e e m s 
t h a t 
a f i nanc i al s u cc e s s .

th*’ m e d i c a l foe will be 

A M B I T I O N .

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"I ain a F r e s h m a n , s ir . " sin* s ai d.
you wi sh 
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T H E S O P H O M O R E ’S C H A N T .

W e S< p h o m o r e s s a y ,
As at e v e n i n g we p r a y,
“ He lp u s c l a s s y S o p h s to b e; 
fl ive us p a t i e n c e to wait 
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F o r 

i world w i t h o u t F r e s h m e n 
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W A N T E D - A bi rge. fi er ce b ul l do g 
till H»<< sp*** i:il c l i t i o n c r a z e o f T h e 
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T i f E OLI) R E L I A B L E P L A C E 
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( ’igarelt*’!-, ( ’igars, Tobaccos,
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t h e c a u s e , c e r t a i n 

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w h a t e v e r 
is 
t h a t w h i l e t h e w o m e n h a r d l y m u r m u r ­
ed a b o u t t h e fee, t ho m e n r a i s e d a n 
e x t e n s i v e o p p o s it io n. 
T h e r e w e r e 
d i s c u s s i o n s 
in e v e r y b o a r d i n g h o u s e 
a s well a s in c l a s s r oo ms . P e r h a p s 
t w o - t h f r d s of 
op-
t ho fe ll ows w e r e 
posed t o tho i n n o v a t i o n : a n d t h e Stu- S p o r t i n g 
d e n t s ’ Coun ci l v o t e d a g a i n s t 
n i ne t o six.

by 

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LJniversity Shop

A. G. Gerges, Prop.

M E N ’S 

F U R N I S H I N G S .

Goods,

A t h l e t i c , Baseball 

and T e n n i s Shoes.

Also T e n n i s Balls

Rackets, Nets and P e n n a n t s .

1610 Lav ac a S t r e e t .

S M I T H & W I L C O X

6 0 8 C O N G R E S S A V E N U E

S P R I N G S I Y L E S 

W e are n o w sh o w in g correct 

and exclusive styles in M e n s 

Spring Suits 

Spring H a ts 

Spring Shoes 

Spring Shirts 

L a r g e and a ttractive assort­

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Dnskill 

Steam 

Laundry

Phones 444.

First-class Work. 
Good Service. 
Standard Prices. 
Thanks.

HOTEL SUTOR Weilbacker’s Confectionery

Cor. 22nd and Sp e ed wa y

E U R O P E A N P L A N .

Beat Cafe In th e c ity . S unday e v e n ­

ing d in n ers a spe cialty .

F i n e L i n e of C i g a r s , F r u i t a nd C a n d y 

L A D I E S ’ P A R L O R 

I N C O N N E C T I O N

T H E 8 T U D E N T * 8 F R I E N D .

Chili a ud L u n c h e s S e r v e d

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Strictly S a n i t a r y Up-to-date Shop

i i P A L A C E 

F R E N C H 

D R Y 

C L E A N E R S 

H A T T E R S

Wt* Ste am a n d PreHb Your Cl tiles while pen Shave.

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;; P u r e Ice Cream, Cold Drinks, Cigarettes, ail kinds ; 
Cigars, Pipes, Fruits, fine package can d y at 
the B ig R oo m y P lace
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t o s t r a t e g y to 
t h e s t u d e n t s r e s o r t e d 
F o r
r e a p t h e benefit, of t h e i r fees. 
t o 
t h i s p u r p o s e , a m a n w a s s e n t 
H e
h u n t 
i p a c o n t a g i o u s d i s e a s e . 
a f t e r 
f i r s t fo un d t y p h o i d fe v er , b u t 
it 
ca r e f u l c o n s i d e r a t i o n , he p a s s e d 
b y ; for it woul d b e " h a r d t o c a t c h " 
a n d would l a s t o v e r t w o w e e k s . H e 
I t h e n f o u nd s m a l l pox; b u t on t h i n k ­
t hat all s t u d e n t s
ing. h e r e c o l l e c t e d 
a r e v a c c i n a t e d . At l as t hr* c a m e t o 
a m a n who had m e a s l e s . 
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i ng: ii wo u ld s p r e a d ea si ly, a n d wo ul d
o r d i n ar i ly k e e p a ma n 
m a d e 
t e n d a y s . H e 
f r i e n d s with 
t h e s ick o n e ; a n d a f ­
t e r e x p o s i n g h i m s e l f to t h e c o n t a g i o n 
r e t u r n e d 
f or s e v e r a l d a y s , 
t h ”
t h a t h e h a d f u l ­
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filled h is mi ssi on .

At f ir st , it s e e m e d t h a t t h e s c h e m e

Ne! son Davis & Co I The Avenue Hotel B arber Shop J

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G R O C E R S .
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IS F I R S T - C L A S S AMD U P - T O - D A T E IN E V E R Y H E . 1;’E C T COMR <* 
T O S E E US. H O T A N D C O L D B A T H S .

J. H. G ASSAW AY, Proprietor.

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THE AUSTIN N A T I O N A L BANK

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At U n i v e r s i t y 

11-15-1-15 

D R. J OE. G I L B E R T

Off ice H o u r s 10-11 a. rn., a n d 3-G p. 
rn. C o r n e r 7t h a n d C on g. 20t h C e n ­
t u r y D r u g Stora.

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Surplus and Profits 
Deposits 

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250,000
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Our aim 

is t o p l e a s e 

t h e U n i v e r s i t y 

stud**! s. A n y t h i n g iii C o n f e c t i o n e r y 

line, al so S h o r t O r d e r s , Chill, O y s ­

ters in a n y s t y l e .

Wm. Krueger,Prop

Old Ph o n e 2047.

Go 

to 

t he

COZY CORNER

Oyster Loaves. Hot. C h oc o l a t e , Chili 
and T a m a l e s . All k i n d s of C i ga r s , 
Cigarettes, P i p e s , F r u i t s , A l l e g r e t t o 
fine p a c k a g e c a n d y . 
s h i p ­
men ts of C h o c o l a t e s e v e r y we e k.

F r e s h 

C . G. W a g n e r ,
" T h e S t u d e n t s ’ F r i e n d . ” C o r n er 24th 
*Qd Guadalupe.

 CAWPUS AND c o r r i d o r I ashbel show f e b r uarv i2Th.

Regal $3.00 h a t s on d i s p l a y a t $1.00. 

T H I T C X A N

Hancock Opera 
House

T uesday February 15

Dr. M aster, Dentist, 702 Cong. Ave.

Mr. Torn C ald w ell, *09, h a s b ee n 

in A u s tin fo r tho past f<r iv d a y s .

Ashhe! P la y . S a t u r d a y , 8:15 p. rn., 

M iss 

flavin ll H a n c o c k of 

P a ris , 

T e x a s , Is 
a t rho K a p p a K a p p a G a m m a H ouse.

v is itin g Miss M ary B road 

Gook 

for Miss Adon 
C h a r l e s In th e A shb el play.

a s K in g 

Martin & Emery Co's.
Elaborate Production

Auditorium,

ti* v 
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v 

i 

Mrs. McCormick of Dallas was tho
g u e s t of ho r son, Mr, A n d r e w Mc*

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G RE A T E S T 
MUSICAL S EN S AT I ON 

I C ortnick, M onday.

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P a y y o u r s u b s c rip tio n .

The Red Mill

M i s s A l ic e H i g g in b o th a m of D ublin 
I h u r s d a y a t t h e W o m a n 's Build 

s p e n t 

Music by V ic to r H e r b e r t — Book 

by big w i ll Miss Boric < 

Iiig g e n b o th a m .

H e n r y B lo s s o m

lei s t u d e n t s , 25 p er t e n t d is c o u n t. 

S P E C IA L L Y S E L E C T E D

J e n s e n Photo Po.

Company o f 6 0

W ith B e rt O. S w o r a s Con K i d d e r 

I- ra n k lier W o od s 

a s Kid C o n n o r 

M Ms Bailie Belle W e lle r 

h a s re 

tu r n e d from H o u sto n .

P h o n e 825 for club rnteg on p r e s s ­

ing, A. R. S m ith ,

M o ritz Silver a n d Ed A lle n ’s Bar­
b er S h o p s t t h e DrUkUI H otel T he
f ln e e t In 

th e s ta te .

M iss G lady s Crow 

is ii] w ith mea- 

S e e M iss D olm an s t a r a s “ J o a n of 

A rc .”

M ira M a r g u e rite B ro w n of W aco 
th.* g u e s t of h e r c o u s in , Miss
th e A rro w -H e a d 

for 

is 
F a m i n e W ebb, 
d a n e •.

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Au g u m e rite d O r c h e s t r a and t h e F a m ­
o u s

ium, F eb . 12th.

D U T C H K I D D I E S

lor. A. R, S m ith , P ro p .

P ine pool at 

the* Royal Pool P a r ­

M iss W illis M cKee of H o u s to n , will 
he w ith Miss Hallie Belle W e lle r for 
a few w e e k s .

“ .loan o f A r e ” U n i v e r s it y A u d i t o r ­

Fay y o u r su b s c rip tio n .

is all c lo s e d out. To ( a f fa ir. 

I 

a 
inafa 
l a s t s I t u r n e d o u t 

s k illfu l 

r e t r e a t . — Tin lt. .

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tin 

s to c k 

till 
is a 
th e s tu d e n t w h o s e wint» r hat 
r e g u ­
t h is o ff e r 
is a 
little s h a b b y 
la r b o n a n z a . 
T h e b e s t s h a p e s will 
go first, of c o u r s e , so t h e e a r l y b u y ­
e r s will bo r e w a r d e d for t h e i r p ro m p t-' 
n ess. 
1*1? on sale, a n d c e r t a i n l y a no vel 
event.

is not a 

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n tis w e re d , “ I t ’s but 

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s) u m g along in

po was o c c u p ie d on*' m o r n i n g by a ! 

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r e iv e d a c opy o f t h e 

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t h e p ulpit a t 

lie n a l C h u rc h last S u n d a y , 

I h u re Ii will n ow b i1 clo s e d 
w e e k s 
for r e p a i r s . ” — L o n d o n 
N e w s.

a n d 

t h e C o n g re g a - i 
th-* J 
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FOR SPRING

sc»ls ut the1 S eto n In f ir m a ry .

m i n i s t e r fro m a n e ig h b o r i n g 

tow n . 

‘ A b! H e is h a lfb a c k in a 

,

F a y y o u r s u b s c rip tio n .

S e e M iss Dolman s t a r a s ’Moan of 

A re.”

W e are showing the advance sts les in

cJMen’s Clothing 

cTWen’s H ats 

M en’s Shirts 

Men’s N eck w ea r 

Men s Hose

S e e M iss D onnan b u rn e d 

a t 

th e 

s ta k e .

CAH our lines are chosen with great care and we invite 
your inspection.

WEDNESDAY EEB. lei,
C olm n A H and* present 
.VICTOR MOORE, in,
“ THE TALK OF NEW YORK” 

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People-- 
Seats now o n sale

75 

ELLIS P C O L L I N S
In stru c tio n in 
VIOLIN A N D MANDOLIN
Studio: 710 Welt 22nd St.
P hone, 2 5 9 4

Mr. R o b e rt F e r r e l l of S a n A n to n io 

; Will v isit 

a row days 

th e Phi K a p p a Psi House
wert

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If) SMI d en t 8. 

lr* p e r c e n t d is c o u n t. 

lens- ;i P h o to Co.

is 
Miss E thel R a t h e r of Gonzales 
a guest a t the Kappa Alpha T h e ta 
House.

‘Moan of A r c ” U n i v e r s it y A u d ito r­

ium , F e b . 12th.

M iss A n n a G riffith o f C o n ro e , w ho 
is v is itin g Miss M ary A g n e s Wahren- 
b e r g e r , returns to h e r h o m e on S a t ­
u rd a y .

M a n h a t t a n pleate d $2.00 S h ir t s , no 

$1.50, a t O s c a r R o b i n s o n ’s.

P h o n e 825 

to h a v -1 your c l o t h e s 

p r e s s e d . A. R. S m ith .

Stein way, Slur, Rich mon-1

Jesse French Piano Co.
H e a d q u a r t e r * fo r

H ig h class Pianos am i Player 
Pianos

E a a y terma. O ld In a tru m e n ta ' 
ex c ha ng e. 
G o o d « 
!

t a k e n 
pian o a rented. O u r p h o n e s 295. 

In 

Frank S. T aylor, M gr. ;

S I S C o n g r e s s A ve nu e .

i Mr. A lfred S m ith h a s w ithdraw n 
from t h e U n iv ersity .

AS HB EL S HO W F E B R U A R Y 12TH.

So live th ro u g h 

you 
ca n look “ M alvollo” in th e fa c e a n d 
tell him o f his p e r s o n a l b e a u ty .

tho d a y t h a t 

T ile R oyal T a i l o r s r e p r e s e n t e d by 

It will be to y o u r a d v a n t a g e t o see 

A. G. G e rje s , 1610 L a v a c a St.

I en sen P h o t o Co.

E a s t e r c o m e s e n r lv t h i s y e a r so It 
is n o t a b it too e a r ly to o r d e r y o u r 
s p r i n t s u it from O s c a r R obinson.

in h e a r i n g 

W e r e jo ic e 
th a t J u l i a n 
s o ro rity . 
M o n tg o m e ry h a s 
T h e C h {O m egas p le d g ed him l a s t S a t ­
u r d a y n ig h t.

jo in e d a 

Mr. S am B a rc la y w a s In S an A n ­

tonio S a t u r d a y a n d S u n d a y .

S. G R E E N B E R G

tra n c e . S a t u r d a y n ig h t.

B e on 

ti m e fo r t h e p e a s a n t s ’ 

e n ­

M* L orn ft C., T a ilo rs , represented 

A u d ito riu m .

by A. G. Gerjes, 1610 L a v a c a St.

L o ts of s t u d e n t n e c e s s itie s , a t Mc 

M A N U F A C T U R IN G O P T IC IA N

S p e c ia list in lenea fo r th e eye. E n d e r.. d by 
all th e lead mar people. S p e d a c ie r andeye ar ia sa e . 
re p a ire d and p re s c rip tio n filled on bhort notice. 
70» Conjrreae A ve 

Old P hone IMO

F a d d e n ’a.

C. M. MILLER,

D e a le r 

In 

Miss L e n o r a A l e x a n d e r o f D allas 
w as w ith M iss S te lla T o m p k i n s fo r 
th-1 Musket] G e rm a n .

Be on 

ti m e for 

t h e p e a s a n t s ’ 

e n ­

W a l l P ap e r, P a i n t s and O ils, W h it e

tra n c e , S a t u r d a y n ig h t.

L e ad , V a r n i s h e s , W i n d o w G la ss. 

P I C T U R E F R A M I N G A S P E C I A L T Y

S p r in g and s u m m e r lin e now o n dis-
P lay a t A. G. G e r j e s ’, 1610 Lavaca 
St.

711 C o n g r e s s Ave.

Y ou’r e 

you 
lo s in g s o m e t h i n g 
fail to s e e t h e h a n d s o m e s p r i n g s u i t ­
ings we a r e s h o w i n g — O s c a r R o b in ­
son, 7»;4 C o n g re s s A venue.

if 

M. L u k a rd sh o os th -1 b e s t a t pop ­
u l a r rn fees at A. G. G e r j e s ’, 1610 L a­
vaca St.

Downey’* F in e C a n d ie s , a t M cF ad

d e n ’*.

Hav< y o u r c l o t h e s p re s s e d a t U n i­
S m ith , 

v e r s it y T a ilo r Shop. A. R. 
P h o n e 82.".

A shb el P la y , S a t u r d a y , 8:16 p. rn., 

W e g r ie v e in th e loss of o u r c l a s s ­
m a t e Black S m ith . H e is le a v in g for 
S o u t h w e s t e r n n e x t w e e k to s t u d y for 
th e m in is try .

W e h a t e to g e t p e r s o n a l w i t h J o h n 
<’lark, b u t, “ J o h n , w h e r e did y o u g e t 
t h o s e little red s p o t s ? ”

T h e b e s t n ig h t 

s h i r t 

for 50 c e n t s , a t A. G. G e r j e s , ’ 
L a v a c a St,

to be had 
1610 

^ T h e fo llo w in g y o u n g la d ie s of t h e 
S o p h o m o r e ( ’la s s e n jo y e d 
t h e d a n c e 
at G ra c e H all S a t u r d a y n i g h t : M is s e s 
H e le n L ak e , M a r g u e r i t e S t e w a r t . Gra- 
cia F r e e m a n , A n n a B ess Moore, R u t h 
R and all, an d R e b e c c a M a s te r s o n .

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L O S T .

K e y s on rin g , n a m e on p late. R e ­

w ard. Mar k McGee, Old P h o n e 786. 

 

 

 

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F O R L E A S E .

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T H E C O O P

C l K N I S H E S
Uni versi ty b o o r s and all kinds of S ta ti o ne ry and At hl et i c Goode at 
Lowes t Prices

l 'ne* ° f f0Untain Pe n s - 

„FrU'' 
scrap-book., 

, 0fa pillows, T ex a s and f rater ni ty p e n n a n t . . 

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SPRING SUITINGS

Our Spring Line of Sui ti ngs is now c o m p l e t e 

in eve r y d e t a i i - 

G r e y . rn all s h a de s ; 

■
;
i i a p p r e c , a U a Vlsi« » M t to 

fancy b l u e s with a s pri nkl ing of t a n s - W e ’ll 

look and if you look y o u ’ll appreciate.

cTHade for You 

$ 2 0 . 0 0 t o $ 4 5 . 0 0

O S C A R R O B I N S O N
704 Congress A venue
 

R O Y A L
$65.00

J on c a n p a y m o r e h u t Yon c airt 
b u y m o r e .

TlPEIIIfftllEfl SILES CO.

Old Phone 1851 
109 West 6th Street

Mr. P a t t e r s o n , a P h i G a m m a D e lta
i m u a n i m a u e i ta 

■ • - - i - v . o u u , ,i 

from M issouri, 
S h a w in t h e c ity 

is v i s i ti n g 

........... »

H o m e suit-
2407 U n i v e r s it y Ave. 
n o m e suit-
n»r , 
.Mr. R ex a b le for a f r a t e r n i t y . P o s s e s s i o n giv- 
f‘n 
en S ept. l o t h . T o be n e w ly p a p e re d 
t h r o u g h o u t a n d r e p a i n t e d . A p p ly 2410 
U n iv e rsity Ave.

rr,~ *-- — •

1 

W bv p a y 

t a ilo r m a d e 

p ric e s 

fo r 

r e a d y m a d e c l o t h e s w h e n w e m a k e 
t a ilo r m a d e c l o t h e s a t 
r e a d y m a d e 
p r ic e s .’ O s c a r R o b in so n . 704 Cong.
Ave.

W e loan K o d a k * to s tu d e n t* . 

J ot 

dan , 610 C o n g re s s A v e n u e.

Miss Mable T aylor h a s r e t u r n e d to 
fe fw d a y s visit 

Georgetow n a f t e r a 
" R h 

.Mrs. B e n P a r k e r .

j # # I l l l l I 

■! | I I H I I j I I ¥ * * i

$3 H A T S F O R $1.

BACON & HANCOCK

A Novel Sale of Unusual Interest Be 
g i ns Monday.

it 

is seld o m th a t a cur from $3.00 

to $1 OO is m ade on a good salable a r ­

ticle 

in o rd e r 

t o clear 

t h e m out a t 

t h e clo se of 
& M orrison h ave all 

th o season, but Moore 
th e ir renow ned

P lum bing and Electric W ork.

, 

eadin^ Lamps, Shades and Supplies. Tungsten and

Tantalum Lamps.

IL T I S C « " 8 r e « . A v e . 

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