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I lc ii g i n - i t s w e r e Mi sse s E m i l y M a v e r i c k , H e l e n Hoo d, Al i c e H a r r i s o n arui ( d a c e Hi ll. ‘ Ui F r i d a y a f t e r n o o n t h e r e w a s a p i c ­ ni c e nj oye r! b y a n u m b e r rd t h e y o u n g p e o p l e of tut* I n i v e r - i t } arni t o w n . T h e p a r t y lr it t o w n in t h e a f t e r n o o n aru w e n t u p B a i t o n < re k f or a l on g di s , j t alice. T h o - e i u e - c n t w e r e : Mi - R o b i n s o n , L u -v A l m a E ru c t *>r, E t h e l T h o r n t o n , G r a c e Hill, M a y Be ss G i t , Dot T h o r n t o n . t -ra rn ad ‘ “ N o w o u r uh-. r\ a t ion M i - - A l m a Pro< t o r h a s g ne t o B e a u - m ?;* t*> be a b-eji t s e v e r a l da vs. y . w . c. a . The Y. W . C. 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MILLER D E A L E R IN Wall Paper, P a in ts and Oils, White Lead, Varnishes, Window Glass and Painters* Supplies, 711 C O N G R E S S AVE T H E M IS S O U R I D E B A T E (Continued from page I.) Burke next spoke for tie* Mr. M. affirmative, lie soon warmed up to ins subject, criticising his opponent’s post ;i correct solution of a lion upon the importance of the per­ sonal property tax when only 15 per cent of the personal property of the country is t:i\«-«I. He said his opponent was inconsistent in demanding that the twenty-minute in a affirmative side speech give problem acknowledged by his opponent to have ba tiled the best statesmen (if the country for one hundred and twen­ ty-five years, lh* classified taxes and followed closely the arguments of his colleague4, taking each form of personal property tax and disposing of it. and giving, as his solution, a tax on cor­ porations as the true test of the own el s ability to pay. followed Joe Worsham in probably tilt1 most effective speech of the evening. He east tie* burden of proof st ill more strongly upon the affirmative side, and asked for tangible remedies instead o f iconoclastic treatment of present condi­ tions. Ile took up the arguments of his opponent and showed that the effect of the burdens of taxation saddling all upon corporations would be at once un­ fair. unjust and against the best in ­ terests of th*1 country. He explained the seeming inadequacy of the personal property t•.« . . ________ I kirk U N D E R T A K E R A N D E M B A L M E R . Fin# Carriage* to Hir*. P h o to g ra p h e r 413 CON G. A V E . Both Phon** 451. F I R S T - C L A S S w o r k o n l y . m o d e r a t e p r i c e s . a uu axe colum n* invited to call and latest styles and varied tim Ins pee t processes. d i s c o u n t t o s t u d e n t s . 612 C o n g r... A v.., over C ity Nat. Bank. H ow m uch w ill it cost your people to give you a high cr e d u c a tio n ? If untim ely death should betail y o d o n t you think that it w ould be w e ll that the com of your ed u ­ c t i o n be returned to your people? a;.,! ab so lu tely certain way of doing such a comm endable n I ng i * if) take out a policy on your life M ak e it the best that can be h a d - A-. E q u it a b le Policy T h e on ly a THE EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIE TY OF THE U, S, O. I-;. SC) ITT, Gen], A k*. L E W ]S JO H N SO N , Asst. Oenl. Agt. R. IT. BAKER, Genl. Mgr. i ”10 Congress Avenue, A. C. C ER JES M E N ’S O U T F IT T IN G A N D S H O E S 1610 Lavaca St. H an cock H o te l ^ r s » H ^ s a * H A N C O C K , Prop, - - B l M k V P a tr o n iz e O u r A d v e r tis e r s J I i i . T E X A N A w e e k ly n ew sp ap e r ow ned and pub Jished b y tile stu d e n ts o f T h e U n iv e r s it y of T exas. E u jto r- in - o h ie f....................... I). A . F r a n k Exchange E d i t o r . . ...............W . J . M o y e s A s s o c ia te E d it o r s : M is s G race H ill, E d C ran e, H u g h L o th ro p , <). L . S im m s, M iss Alma P r o c to r, Jo h n T o w n es, J, J*. S im p ­ lon. He has n ever done a n y th in g since lie cam e here to becom e a c q u a in te d w it Ii a in one ex. cpl th o se a c t u a lly in J,,* classes. He does n o th in g in deb ate, ora to ry , p o litic s or a th le tic s . Ile is co m m it to let o th ers a lo n e, if th e y le t him •‘Bone. H is t r a il lies betw een his room and the M a in B u ild in g . Ile co ii 1 es and goes. s ca rce ly n o tic in g and n ever no Heed. Ile does not make* grades ab o ve B u sin e ss .M a n a g e r. . . .Ja m e s E . M itc h e ll B io a verag e. J M fa c t, he goes th ro u g h A s s is t a n t B u s in e s s M a n a g e r ................... the U n iv e r s it y u n k n o w in g and un ..................... * ..........lh icy C. B u rn e y know n. E n te re d in th*' pcstollice a t A u s tin , M o u ld yo u be s u rp rised to h e a r in T exas, a s second-class m a il m a tte r. fu tu re th a t th is sam e u n k n o w n m an S u b s c rip tio n p rice, per y e a r, $1.25, in a t ta in e d d is tin c tio n , even beyond manx PALACE BARBER SHOP Bosche L a un dry Building. T U R K IS H B A T H S " • - " > * " • » . . M . ™ ( H e n , . o f % e r s it y , a s w e a l w a y s re s p o n d to t h e ir c a ll. N o w w e e a r n e s t s d p a tr o n a g e . O n e c a ll w i l l c o n v in c e y o u . “ * » b “ ' “ , ~ ™ e s t l y d e s ir e y o u , advance. Address a ll co m m u n ica tio n s to 'lite T e x a n , A u s tin , T ex as. B A C K A G A I N . I his is the reg u lar edit ion o f T h e J exam F o r the past to u r w eeks the classes lam * had charge, and h a ve m a le the paper v e ry in te re s tin g , indeed. W e made the suggestion o f class issues w ith some misgiv ju g s; we w atched t lie u n t il­ in g zeal et the {‘lass ed ito rs w ith pleas tire ; and we ta k e up ag ain , as a boar I. th e d ire ctio n of the college paper, feel in g we made no m is ta k e in t lie cxp« 11 m e a t . E a c h issue w as criticise d bv tin* fo l­ lo w in g , so that it w ould rem ain o n ly fo r 11s to ,l it ieist the Se n io rs. T h e g e n ­ e ra l c ritic is m ap p lica b le less to the S e ­ n io r ed itio n th an to the o th ers and y e t <• I ’I ’I "M I ii. even iii;) t, i, t lint of ,,'n, d d Til.- Kr.-slin.an and S.,,,I,..,...... e d itio n * wen* crow ded -e* t h a t one of th e ir m ain fe a tu r e s the R a d ia to r, w as ]*‘ n o u t* T im •junior edition had a K a d ia to i i n f a e t . i t had t w o o f them . a n i ho gave the issue the app* almuce o f be- ho gave the issue the a p n e a ,a n r e of he- t h l. tl||njor in * w a n tin g v ,.t i „ b iillia n t men «>t y o u r a c q u a in ta n c e ? ' ° u m , ' ! !,nt be. M a n y a g re a t m an w as u n n o ticed iii his y o u th . Nine* t <*111hs of the y o u n g men selected bv th e ir frien d s t<> becom e great n e v e r ma* te ria liz e . I he ta ct i-. the a d v a n ta g e iii m a in respects is w ith th e u n k n o w n num . He has one \ ii i ne at le a st, an I B u lt i- he is not a lw a y s p a ra d in g self ll'* u n iv I*.* in the w a y , but a hon*. lie is n e ve r I bi* cam p u s p resen ts a sad, w o e fu l jf«*t in h is w o rk , there \V(*re uumv m ore flow ers I h ail f here are ii vv. ■S |,a ll each ve a l see the ca m p u s b u n u d ovei b y th o u g h tle s s persons, u n til o n ly A -u"' ’’'■all «»v«-r the forly-acro ’ ' "* ' " ’I" ’ not- We are no! in Business for a Day We lire ] f.-re to stay. T h a t ’s one of the very yond reasons why we are selling the best and cleanest coal th a t money will b u y - the genuine, deep-shaft Osage M c A le s te r Sold only b y — THE MCALESTER FUEL CO. Phones 240 Suceeesors in fuel to L O X E S T A P ICE COM PAX Y. The Driskill S t e w Laundry B a y lo r I D iv e r s ity h as a nam e fo r h er I* the B e s t in the C it y a b i e t i c beld. In f a c t , n e a r ly a n y ool- Both P h o n e s - - - 4 4 4 b*gc but ! T , ' V th is one has ,,n° ii m im e l,a> a nanH* '; fo r fu r its iJ Xatl ,,ox is " ?M‘n tn " " 11 »<»"<> <*" 'h e nth J. R. DONNELLY ('llt t lie " l h " ' mini*- a decided "s c o o p " (lie ’ " l t h " 1 " lv , ls i1 y o f T ex a s. N ' " 1" 1' *’> I " ' I ‘ 11 r >ur the j11 it ’ i ii ( I n J ~ ,i" '* f,,r the w rite un m the Pre sid e n t's v N it n> ‘V i i i o i edition t i . . s t ,s,! w , i - m ade • , Ilow ers. <*Hpe* ia I Iv a tt raef ive In t Im* cu ts o f t he M isso u ri d eb atin g team , and the inter* est ing le tte r of ap p recia tio n from M r. , , ., H a v e y *!ii joined the b ald b rig a d e ? A k a z a w a , T h e R a d ia to r w as ^ . mI intl * t,,r o u ^ a t r y but a li ttl e too nu,eh space w as ‘ i ' X} ' v r i v m 'e th e P * * t m o n th . I n -,. to one devoted " ’boh*, the va rio u s editions w ere charac- * ' ^ lm m n n ‘’ ;l b u s tlin g .Ju n io r, an d *.(>_ t*-tis*j,. T a k e n as * I'* n,ll,Itl<‘nt F l‘esb m a n . th e n t ,„. 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T h e proeeeds w ill he g ive n t , en farm* the G o rm a n lib r a r y o f the ( i i i v e r i t y . T h e object o f ^ivin«r th is p la y . o\\ eve r, 1> not a pt-eiiniary om s but is I V >!” S '» 'V atte n d e d til,. M a t e meet intr o f th e Moo {lo o at F o rt \Vre (.r a n g e r ii- best m a n in a w edding. •U,,,n ( ; - I-nftne o f H o u sto n , T e x a s I ' m T a u t i n g t o Y o u - A F a c e to F a c e T a l h U P T O W N D R U G S T O R E , U N I V E R S I T Y D R U G S T O R E . I c a r r y good line* o f p u re . m edicine* i „ i U i fre s h , - ^ * ''♦ " 'M r , t ignrn J O I : K O E N w a t c h m a k e r , j e w e l e r M O N E Y B R O K E R a n d ° n l r ' r ,nA n, , ^ ind# of M u *«cal In s tru - n.ents. A ll Goods G uaranteed. D ia ­ monds a S p e c i a l t y . 101 E A S T P E C A N S T R E E T . 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W a t k in s A .Jones o f H o u ston H o rn 's D u n e a n . ex-'Oa. m ade a t r ip to A u s tin last w eek M a , k i n t D a lla s . W h ere H e a r G a d s k i. left lie n i l l y e s te r d a v for P a r s if a l. ” H o rn e A Iv e y le ft y e s te r d a y fo r a v is it ll. his hom e in G a lv e s to n . T h e Musical E v e n t of the Year. Th* P it t s b u r g O rc h e stra u n d er E m il P « u r as d ir e c to r n ill be in A u s tin on t h u r s d a y n ig h t, M a y l l . T h e o rch e s tra busi- R o m b erg , 1.1.. ti«-iii*r la w in G onzales. I:. 0<, is H e n ry M o rris o n , b b . (*. p,** )ms w n t l y en tered tie. p ra c tic e o f (a w in I , a n , in C o u n ty aud is m e e tin g w ith m u - e<*ss. P . J . S h a v e r . fu r th ree y e a rs a stu- ,1" " 1 iu I I " ' U n iv e r s it y ,,| T e x a s al A n ­ im. am i a f t e r w a r d ai ( la lv e s tn n , Al. ll. IM '. Hilt m e n ill,-er a, S a b in e , T ex as. ',e,*n a |i|"iiilti‘,l a M a t e ,|iiai R . D ib re ll, A. I!, ’O I, p p o v e r th e c o u n tn , , . i ft u iii - ,in " niov,,(l * 'o m H o u sto n to ( olem an. " r J °im < cl i ' .1 , o • L , u n ' ns 1,1 te x a s \\ aco I p ra c tice o f Ja w nd .San A n to n io . T h e o rch e s tra w ill be AI. e sp e cially' a id e d b y M ad am e G a d s k i, a o f the D e,ro d m e n rurMsoloist «»• I , ” s I: W e s s o n , • * ....... im rtn e rs h ip w ith L .1. , Ii s V ' ki . kjMKti idea ma v I,,, . . . * ........... , )lp ‘ * J e a i s a ufo. S o n ic I tile w»o/.a »t i.* 1 r>. , ° n i e | tn e l " a u a t 1.1 la - ,,. it H e r e c e n tly m ar- q u a lity of sho w I ried a couple a t the e- irn im i i i r» a p p e a rs o n ly undet g u aran te e. ...... F a c u lt y Club. Vf ,a s t t!l(* lo n g ta lk e d o f F a c u lt y ( ,U,J in a c t iv e existence. T h e club lias leased tilt* largo tw o - sto ry house on '" f i l m of L a v a c a and S e ve n te e n th i l i f house is w e ll fu rn ish etl T e x a s A c a d e m y of Science. * re g u la r m e e tin g o f th e T e x a s A c a d ­ e m y o f Scien ce w a s Ur b ] j „ the Chem- a a l L e c tu re R o o m o f the U n iv e r s it y of T ex a s on F r id a y evenin g, A p r il D'o:>, at S o ’clock. l l , lh'- fo llo w in g p ro g ram w as ca rrie d a m l W ltk H ie ad d itio n o f b illia rd and out : p<*<»l ta b le s , m ak es a cozy and d esirab le '■lull house. “ U n d e rg ro u n d W a t e r s o f T e x a s ,” bv [; K l a y lm , M . i. K ., p ro fesso r o f ( iv il F jig in e e rin g , U n iv e r s it y o f Texa* ^ '"i* 1,1! is ;i h o lid a y ov<*r\ w hen? in -Tic* W g e t a t io ii o f th,. S o to ! Conn- F e x a s exeejit iii the U n iv e r s it y . T ’ e t r *v 1,1 - H r. U r n . J.. Brayf pro F a c u lt y changed th e date (if file di la y fess or of R o tan y . 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