»n# The A ustin Lvric O oera sings The Aus Turandc brings tl 5eason with Puccini’s ra grow, the ALO grotesque fairy tale. ^ S trait to the p oint s*"' Baylor will be without the touchdown services of sus­ pended senior running back Robert Strait Saturday as both Texas and the Bears are in a must-win situation. T h e Da il y T e x a n Students vote to delay service building The student newspaper of The University of Texas at Austin Friday, November 19, 1993 Vol. 93, No. 57 2 Sections 25c Erin M cDowell Daily Texan Staff Wednesday and had six ballot items. low-power television station. O f the questions asked to students, the results Students who voted in the Students' Association ref­ erendum this week overwhelmingly approved a delay of the Student Services Facility and supported a sum­ mer graduation ceremony, according to Thursday's ref­ erendum results. "It's great to see that so many students reallv care about this,' said Mike Gray, an SA representative for the School of Architecture. The referendums are reflections of student opinion only, as U T officials are not bound to uphold them. Approximately 5 percent of U T students, or 2,345, voted in the referendum which ran from Tuesdav to showed the following: dent Services Facility; ■ 79 percent want a delay in construction of the Stu­ ■ 67 percent w ant the Social W o rk Building torn down to make w ay for the facility; * 87 percent of students want a summer graduation ceremony; ■ 69 percent w ant to combine the facility's three sources of funding into one; ■ 65 percent said the U n iv e rs ity should borrow from the Student Health Center Building Fee for new money; ■ 70 percent of students will support using 65 cents of Student Services Fees for a Texas Student Television "O bviously, I'd prefer a larger turnout," said Jim Wells, an SA representative for the College of Engineer­ ing. " B u t again, I'm glad to see people turning our w ay." Wells and Gray have supported delaying the Student Services Facility, which they say needs to be redesigned. The facility, to be located at 26th Street and University Avenue, w ill be home to numerous offices, including the Student Health Center, the Office of the Dean of Stu­ dents, the SA and the Counseling and Mental Health Center. But S A President Eric Bradley said delaying the facili­ ty's M inority Information Center and a testing center for students with disabilities is not in the best interest of the University. "I'm hacked off about this," Bradley said. If the U T System Board of Regents approves final plans for the project during its Dec. 2 meeting, con­ struction could start next summer. "W e 're going to take it to all of the different adminis­ trators and to some of the regents," G ra y said. "It's going to be a test to see if the administration cares about what students want." "It's not over by any means," W ells said. One administrator working on the facility project said he hopes the referendum results do not disrupt the pro­ ject's plans. "A ll I can tell you is from my perspective, it would be a shame to lose any of the momentum," said Robert Please see Referendum, page 2 Flight attendant st ike frustates \ustin travelers Lesley Hensell Daily Texan Staff After its flight attendants went on strike Thursday, American Airlines cancelled most of its flights out of Austin, causing confusion and frus­ tration among passengers. The nationwide walkout, which began at 6 a.m., was scheduled to last 11 da vs and m ay run through the Thanksgiving holiday weekend. It is the largest strike against an air­ lin e since m achinists struck the now-defunct Eastern A irlin e s in 1989. American officials said the strike w ould probably last the entire 11 days, but flight attendants said they expect it to end soon. The striking workers, w ho are represented by the Association of Professional Flight Attendants, are demanding a pay increase, health benefits and resolution of staffing issues. " W e don't enjoy doing this and inconveniencing people," American flight attendant Mark McCann said. The striking workers, who are represented by the Association of Pro­ fessional Flight Atten­ dants, are demanding a pay increase, health ben­ efits and resolution of staffing issues. "Bu t it's what the company under­ stands — lost revenue and angrv people." But American officials said they have offered attendants a 35 percent pay increase over the next four years and have been more than rea­ sonable. "They obviously are determined, but we are determined, too," said Am erican spokesm an A1 Becker. "W h a t they're trying to do is incon­ veniencing the public and creating a hardship for the public." Th e a irlin e w ill rem ain open Julie Beach, left, an American Airlines flight attendant, talks to RTF student Kim Pipes about the strike in front of Robert Mueller Municipal Airport. Please see Strike, page 2 Chris Carson/Daily Texan Staff \fter NAFTA, Clinton wants world free trade Associated Press For more on NAFTA, see page 6 supporting the legislation. W A S H IN G T O N — O rg anized labor responded frostily to an olive branch from President Clinton on Thursday after a bruis­ ing House struggle over the North American Free Trade Agreement. The Senate labored to complete passage by week's end. and Canada into the world's largest free-trade zone. Senate leaders confidently predict the mea­ sure will win approval. An Associated Press survey showed 52 senators in favor and one leaning that way, 32 senators against and three leaning. Twelve were undecided. Departing for an international trade confer­ ence in Seattle, Clinton said N A FT A 's House passage Wednesday night would help him fight for open markets throughout the world. Clinton also called for cooperation by both labor and m anagement to make sure the accord benefits "all the working people of our country." He said Vice President A1 Gore and Chief of Staff Mack McLarty would fly to Mexico City soon to work out implementation of the pact designed to blend the United States, Mexico The beginning of Senate debate duplicated arguments that ricocheted throughout the House on Wednesday, where a 234-200 vote showed more Republicans than Democrats Sen. Donald Riegle, D-Mich., complained that N A FT A would place "60 million Mexican workers in our work force," costing Am eri­ cans their |obs in the process. But Sen. Paul Simon, D-Ill. countered: "It is not a close call. It is clear the United States w ill benefit. W ill Mexico benefit more? Yes. But it is clear the United States w ill benefit." A vote seemed likely on Saturday, with pas­ sage widely expected. Clinton followed up on a midnight phone call to AFL-CIOPresident Lane Kirkland by expressing respect for the "opinions and convictions of those who did not" embrace N A FT A . On his way to Seattle, Clinton called Kirk­ land again from A ir Force One, and the presi­ dent delivered this message: " W e need to work quickly to begin to close any rifts we may have," M cLarty said of Clinton's com­ ments. He said the president invited labor's top leader to the White House for a visit in the next few weeks. But neither Kirkland nor other labor leaders seemed ready to forgive the actions taken by the W h ite H ouse to secure passage in the House. " W e won't forget what happened here," Teamsters President Ron Carev said in an interview with The Associated Préss. "W e 're the folks who went out there and worked for a president who talked repeatedly about jobs, Please see NAFTA, page 2 Aidid goes public, rallies Somali support Congress votes to halt clinic violence Associated Press W A S H I N G - For more T O N — A b ill on the cra ck in g d o w n bill, see on abortion clinic page 9 vio len ce passed --------- the House on Thursday after lawm akers rejected a bid by anti-abortion law m ake rs to soften penalties for protesters w h o stage p e a ce fu l b lo c k ­ ades. It was approved on a voice vote after the H ouse voted, 246-182, to reject an effort to send the bill back to committee and strip out language which w as opposed by abortion opponents. H urrying to get the bill to President Clinton before Con­ gress begins its Thanksgiving recess, supporters kept the measure free of controversial am endm ents so it w o u ld n 't differ much from the Senate version passed e a rlie r this week. Both bills create new federal crimes for threats, use of force and obstruction at abortion clinics.Now the two chambers w ill w ork out m inor d iffe r­ ences between the tw o v e r­ sions. "T h is is a v e ry significant step," said the bill's sponsor, Rep. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y. "It's going to tell those extrem- INSIDE THE TEXAN TODAY Holy Shit, the S em ester is Almost Over, and I’m Failing H alf My C lasses W eather: Hello! It’s almost Thanksgiv- ing. I haven’t been to my 9 a.m. class since I made that 40 on my midterm. But if I don t blow off that extra credit 15-25 page paper on the North, I can pull out some- thing in the low 70s. Maybe then I’ll be back in the spring. But mavbe not ’......... -________ , > . i n u 6 X . Around Campus....................9 Classifieds......................... 13 Comics............................... 12 Editorials............................... 4 10 Entertainment -|0 g Dorts ciato a i ftra i"' , & Local..........................o Associated Press M O G A D ISH U , Somalia — Fresh from forcing a U.N. retreat on an order for his arrest, Gen. Mohamed Farrah Aidid emerged from hiding Thursday for a jubilant greeting ‘rom 4'000 shouting, dancing and ^ t t e i - p i o p e W grenades and autom atic rifles guarded him when his van drove into a marketplace for his faction's w eekly " p e a c e " ra lly . C ro w d s pressed around the van, women danced to the sound of drums and people beat the sand w ith their hands. Yhe celebration came two days after the U.N. Security Council lift- ed an arrest warrant for Aidid that had put a $25,000 rew ard on his head. It was issued in June after militiamen of his clan faction were blamed for attacks that killed 24 Pakistani soldiers. fb p search fo r A idid in his south_ Please see Clinics, page 2 V,! , k/7-...........................o World & Nation................... ern M o g ad ish u stronghold had effectively stopped after a fierce Aidid gets his brow wiped after he spoke at a demonstration. battle in early O ctober killed 18 attacks on U.N. peacekeepers, the Am erican soldiers and more than Secu rity C o u n cil also suggested Tuesday that 35 of A id id 's men 300Somalis. In ordering a new inquiry into would be released soon. The vote Associated Press recognized that a political solution required the participation of Aidid and his Somali National Alliance along with other factions. "H e obviously has a lot of power in Mogadishu," U.S. special envoy Robert Oakley told reporters after meeting with Aidid before the rally. "T h e U nited States realized we made a mistake getting involved. ... I'm glad to see the U .N . Security Council changed course." A id id , w h o leads one of the country's 15 major factions, is a powerful force mainly in southern M ogadishu and parts of central Somalia. At the rallv, three men plaved electric drums and guitars as Aidid addressed the crow d in his first public appearance in more than five months. " A l l Som alis must understand w artim e is over. W ithout outside interference, all Somali factions can solve their problems among them­ selves," he said. A pop singer, Halima Khalif, led Please see Aidid, page 2 Page 2 Friday, November 19,199? T h e D a il y T e x a n Strike: Some passengers angry; others spend night in Airport Continued from page 1 despite the strike, using management volunteers and flight attendants who cross the picket line to staff as many flights as possible, Becker said. "O u r objective will be to keep the system oper­ a tin g / ' Becker said. " O u r ability to do that remains to be seen." Flight attendants, however, said that will not be enough to get the airline through the Thanks­ giving holidays, its busiest time ot the year. "American is saying thev're going to have nor­ mal operating procedures, but that's impossible. Bight attendant Laurie Campbell said. "It's going to be terrible over the holidays. They're losing more money lettmg this happen than the) would negotiating our contract." Campbell added that the temporary flight attendants, who took a 10-day course on safety procedures, are not trained well enough. "They haven't been asked to do this, they've been told to do this and these people are totally clueless," Campbell said. "That's ven scan for an airline that is so safety conscious." Passengers arriving at Robert Mueller Munici­ pal Airport Thursday encountered about 10 flight attendants picketing the terminal. After being assured by airline officials that their flights would not be cancelled, most Austin passengers Passengers arriving at Robert Mueller Municipal Airport Thurs­ day encountered about 10 flig h t attendants picketing the term inal. After being assured by airline o ffi­ cials that their flights would not be cancelled, most Austin passen­ gers were placed on flights with other airlines. were placed on flights with other airlines. American officials said they did not know the exact number of flights cancelled out of Austin. "Thev said that the)' are intending to fly, and it they couldn't, thev are confident we will eventu­ ally get where we re wanting to go," said passen­ ger John McCartney, an Austin resident. This is a pretty good [union] strategy. You w ill hurt your airline most if you strike at Thanksgiving." Some passengers were angrv over the time they lost searching for alternate flights, and oth­ ers had to spend Thursday night in the airport waiting to reach their dt "W e don t think thev tmations. should strike this w ay," said Joann Pattv \ustin resident whose flight is a real problem for every- was c ancelled " one at the airpor i has somewhere Hi go." rict marketing manager for Rav Fountai Delta A ir I in es, said Delta had been able to some of American's passengers. accommodate But he said displaced passengers mav not be so luckv next week an rius vvh d IS "O ur (lights are toll now ," Fountain said, "if anyone is on another carrier now and their flight is cancelled, thev re going to have a hard time finding another space." It the strike continues, Becker said, flight atten­ dants mav not have |obs to return to because American is alreadv looking tor replacements. He added that more attendants came to w ork as Thursday wore on. Flight attendants disputed this claim, saving 97 percent of the 21,000 attendants n atio n w id e refused to v\ ork. Ihe Allied Pilots Association which represents American's 10,000 pi lots w ill announce Friday whether the pilots will join the strike out of sym­ pathy. Neither airline officials nor flight atten­ dants would predict the vote s outcome. Clinics: Bill would make abortion clinic violence federal crime Continued from page 1 ists who thought their own moral authority allowed them to take the law into their own hands, thev can't do it anymore." Critics renewed complaints that the bill interferes with the right to peaceful dissent and puts too stiff a penalty on those who stage nonvio­ lent sit-ins or try to block a clinic. Repeat offenders would face up to three years in jail w hile first-time offenders w ou ld face one year under the House bill. " If these groups ... were in front of another killing place — let's say Auschw itz — you'd be honoring them , you w o u ld n 't be m aking them felons," Rep. Henry Hyde, R- 111., a key abortion opponent in the H ou se, said in an em otional speech. Rep. Chris Smith, R-N.J., tried to change the bill so obstructing a clin­ ic would be a crime only if force or threat of force was involved, but his amendment failed 255-177. Rep. Pat Schroeder, D-Colo., not- “For heaven’s sake, if you did it for bunny rabbits, can’t you give women at least equal rig h ts? ” — Rep. Pat Schroeder, D-Colo. ed Congress had passed a law last year to protect against crimes at lab­ oratories, rodeos and dog shows. "For heaven's sake, if vou did it for bunny rabbits, can't you give w om en at least equal r ig h t s ? " Schroeder said. Abortion rights advocates gave passionate appeals of their own, recounting the tide of violence that has hit m any abortion clinics. A Florida doctor was shot to death earlier this year. "This list is long and sad — arson, bombing, gassing, physical attacks, death threats and m u rd er," said Rep. Louise Slaughter, D-N.Y. Anti-abortion law m akers said their cause was being singled out for punishment. M a n y m ovem ents have an extremist fringe, they said, vet no one would think of putting such strict punishments on mainstream protesters w ho dem onstrate on nuclear pow er or environm ental issues. Under the legislation, oppo­ nents complained, penalties are the same for someone who sits in a doorway praying as they are for a protester who uses force. " If vou applied this to any other movement, you'd be laughed right out of this cham ber," Smith said. Peaceful protesters don't deserve such stiff jail terms, he said. "Kidnappers, killers, rapists — yeah, they're felons. People who get in the way are not," Smith said. Peaceful civil disobedience is part of the fabric of American life, anti­ abortion lawmakers said. "Political protest has been at the forefront of social change, from the Boston Tea Party to Selm a," H vde said. Rep. Jerry Nadler D-N.Y., coun­ tered that the bill "protects liberty against mob ru le " and that free- speech rights are not endangered. "W h a t it impinges on is the abili­ ty of one group of citizens to impose their views on another group of citi­ zens with obstruction and intimida­ tion." Nadler said. And Rep. Scott Klug, R-Wis., said he was persuaded to vote for the bill by one law professor's analysis: "T h is b’ 11 prohibits conduct, not expression." The bill would create new federal crimes and punishments for use of force, threats and in tim id a tio n against women seeking and doctors providing abortions. There would also be new crimes for obstruction or destruction of a family planning clinic. The Justice Department could seek court injunctions to stop block­ ades of clinics. 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"It is not a threat to suggest to a member of Congress ... that this is an issue of burning importance ... and that that will weigh heavily on our response to their appeals," he said. If labor was slow to forgive,% House Dem ocrats stressed u n ity after the vote. "It's a big happy fam­ ily," said Democratic leader Richard G e p h a rd t, a M issou ri Dem ocrat who opposed the agreement. The divisions in the Senate mir­ rored those in the House. Three senior Democratic committee chair­ men — Riegle, D aniel P a trick Moynihan of New York and Ernest Hollings of South Carolina — are among the opponents. Riegle and Aidid Continued from page 1 NAFTA would remake the economic relationships among the United States, Canada and Mexico, gradually reducing tariffs over 15 years. M oynihan represent states heavy w ith organized labor, w h ile Hollings' South Carolina is home to a large textile industry. N A F T A would remake the eco­ nom ic relatio n sh ip s am ong the United States, Canada and Mexico, gradually reducing tariffs over 15 years. Supporters say that w ould open the w ay to vast new markets for American goods. Opponents say U.S. firms would move to Mexico for access to cheap labor and laxer environmental standards, and thou­ sands of American workers would lose their jobs. There was no doubt where Clinton stood. "B y taking the courageous step of opening trade in our own hem i­ sphere, we have the economic, the political and the moral standing to make the case that that ought to be done .throughout the w orld, that America is serious about lowering trade barriers and promoting growth in our country and throughout the globe," he said as he left for his meet­ ing with Asian leaders in Seattle. chants of "Aidid, Aidid!" and "Gul, gul [victory, victory]!" mental structure wrecked by Soma­ lia's civil war. In a sign of growing U.S. popular­ ity, O akley's convoy was cheered when Aidid militiamen escorted it through the crowd a few minutes before the dan leader arrived. Aidid's faction had praised Presi­ dent C lin to n for rein in g in the search for A id id and deciding to pull out the 16,000 U.S. military per­ sonnel by March 31. But questions about relations arose after faction leaders warned against the resump­ tion of Am erican m ilitary patrols announced earlier this month. " I d id not hear any threats, implicit or explicit. I think the suspi­ cion has d ro p p e d ," O a k le y told reporters after his m eeting w ith Aidid. M istrust of the United Nations remains strong in Aidid 's faction, which has accused U.N. officials of ignoring it in political talks. Aidid has boycotted U.N.-sponsored local ruling councils being set up as a first step in rebuilding a govern- Aidid again criticized the United Nations at the rally. " W e do not need intervention. The U.N. should deal with humani­ tarian issues. W e need help to build schools, hospitals, roads," he said, looking relaxed in a brown-and- blue floral p rin t sh irt and blue pants. O akley agreed A id id still m is­ trusts the U.N. operation. " I told him they w ill be here for a long time. I told him it would be a big mistake if he allowed issues like that" to delay humanitarian efforts, Oakley said at a news conference at the American compound. O akley said A idid promised to attend an international conference on aid for Som alia scheduled for Nov. 29 in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. A lth o u g h the conference is to focus on humanitarian issues, Oak­ ley said that "knowing Somalis, you can be sure there w ill be lots of political discussions." Referendum Continued from page 1 W ira g , d irecto r of the Stu d en t Health Center. "I'm proceeding full steam ahead ... unless someone from upward on up the ad m in istra tio n p u lls the plug," he said. 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THURSDAY'S DOW JONES: 3,685,34 DOWN 19.01/VOLUME: 310,411.462 Friday, November 19,1993 Page 3r Clinton presses to lower world trade barrier: r T h e D a il y T e x a n Associated Press SEATTLE — P resident C linton, claim ing a streng th­ en ed h a n d fro m h is co n g re ssio n a l v ic to ry o n trad e, vow ed T h u rsd ay to w ork to “ drive d o w n tra d e b arri­ e rs" a ro u n d th e w o rld as the host of a conference of Asian and Pacific leaders. Likening him self to a "ru g m erch an t" haw king U.S. goods overseas, C linton told an airport rally that if the Asia-Pacific Econom ic C ooperation conference is suc­ cessful, "w e can create jobs h ere an d jobs across the Pacific." Participants in the conference predicted H ouse approval of free-trade legislation w ould help m ove for­ w ard stalled global tra d e talks. S tanding in sid e an airfield h an g ar o p e rate d by The Boeing Co., the nation's largest exporter and the m anu­ factu rer of his p residen tial jum bo jet, C linton said, "I th o ught I o u g h t to bring Air Force One hom e." B uoyed b y W e d n e sd a y n ig h t's h a rd -fo u g h t H o u se victory on the N orth A m erican Free T rade Agreem ent, C lin to n sa id , "W e com e h e re to d a y h o p in g to d riv e d o w n trad e b a rrie rs" as w ell as p ro m o tin g new trade opportun ities and econom ic grow th. Security w as tig ht and traffic slow ed as Seattle w el­ com ed one of the n a tio n 's largest gatherings of head s of state outside the U nited N ations. Protesters dem onstrated for everything from Tibetan independence to m ore public toilets as m ultiple m otor­ cades snaked th ro u g h tow n. "N o great natio n can succeed w ith o u t trade. Every econom y here is p ro o f of the im portance of trade," Sec­ re ta n ' of S tate W arren C h risto p h e r said as he opened the 15-m em ber conference. "All of us here are com m it­ ted to an o pen global trading system that will sp u r eco­ nom ic g ro w th ." C lin to n p la n n e d to m eet s e p a ra te ly T h u rsd ay w ith le a d e rs of C an ad a and T hailand, then h o ld sim ila r se ssio n s F rid a y w ith top officials from Japan and China. The conference w as to culm inate in an inform al g ath erin g of the to p lead ers S a tu rd a y on an island in Puget Sound. L eaders here generally agreed w ith C linton's assessm ent that H ouse approval of NA F­ TA w ould m ake the job of low ering trad e barriers else­ w here easier. But disagreem ent rem ained over at least tw o key issues: the future role of APEC and how stro ng­ ly to e n c o u rag e co m p letio n o f 108-nation tra d e talk s u n d e r w ay in G eneva. Som e A sian n atio n s expressed skepticism over U.S. desires to expand the gro u p into a trad in g bloc — p e rh a p s even in to a Pacific Econom ic C om m unity and free-trade zone. "A s w e congratulate the passage of the N orth A m eri­ can Free T rade A greem ent bill in the U.S. H ouse of Rep­ resentatives ... w e at the sam e tim e w ish to express o u r hope that it will contribute to prom oting the global free tr a d e re g im e ra th e r th an d e v e lo p in g in to a tra d in g bloc," said H.E. H an Sung-Joo, South K orea's m inister of foreign affairs. Japanese Trade Minister Hiroshi Kumagi greeted Cf - nese Foreign Minister Qichen Qian on Thursday durr the opening of the APEC meetings. Associated Pr« s Smallpox: Scientists debate to save or destroy Associated Press W A SHINGTON — The last know n labo­ r a to r y c u ltu r e s of s m a llp o x a re to be destroyed on the final day of 1993 in scien­ tific h istory's first deliberate extinction of a biological species. But som e scien tists are urging a reprieve. The issue is debated in the journal Science. R esearchers from the U nited States, Russia and th e U nited K ingdom say th a t the s u r­ viving sm allpox cultures could be of great value to science and th a t saving them for at le a st 10 m o re y e a rs o f s tu d y w o u ld n o t e n d anger hum anity. They say further stu d y of sm allpox could point to a cure for AIDS. But others argue the sm allpox specim ens r e p r e s e n t a p o te n tia l b io lo g ic a l w a rfa re w eapon for terrorists. They also say th a t the c o m p le te g e n e tic p a tte r n of s m a llp o x is a lre ad y k n o w n and th a t little of scientific im p o rta n c e w o u ld be lo st if th e c u ltu re s w ere destroyed. "T here are now m illions of u n vaccina ted persons w o rld w id e w h o m ight suffer terri­ ble consequences if the v iru lent v iru s w ere to e s c a p e fro m th e th e researchers say. la b o r a t o r y ," Smallpox, one of the great killers in histo­ ry', w as officially eradicated o u tsid e the lab­ oratory in 1980, b u t b o th the U nited States and the Soviet U nion p reserved sm all b atch­ es in isolation. The tw o nations agreed in 1990 to d estroy th e last specim ens on Dec. 31, the first tim e th at has ever been done. Five scientists, led by Dr. W'olfgang Joklik of D uke U niversity, are urging the cultures be p reserv ed so th at researchers can learn how a pox-like v irus attacks the body. Tech­ niques are only now' being d ev eloped , the g ro u p sa y s, to a d v a n c e the fu n d a m e n ta l un d erstan d in g o f the disease process. " W h o is to sa y th a t k n o w le d g e of th e m o d e of a c tio n of so m e s m a llp o x v iru s - encoded factor ... m ay n o t point the w ay to solving the problem of HIV (the AIDS virus) pathogenesis?" th e scientists say. " E v e n th o u g h th e w o r ld h a s b e e n declared free of sm allpox, it w ould be fool­ h a rd y to destroy the last evidence w e have of the v iru s w h en w e are just beginning to un d erstan d it," Joklik said. Scientists from six co u n tries, led by Dr. Brian W. J. M ahy of the C enters for Disease C ontrol and Prevention in A tlanta, counter that noninfectious clones of sm allpox have been created and that these give science all of the needed reference and research infor­ m ation ab out the disease. K eeping th e virus specim ens alive, th ey said, w ould "rep resen t a po tential m ilitary h a z a rd from an y te rro rist g ro u p th a t su c­ ceeded in gaining access to the v iru s." Living virus specim ens also pose the risk of an accidental spread of the disease, they say. T he g ro u p led by M ah y a d m itte d th a t killing th e specim ens w ould n o t guaran tee that there is n o t another source of the v irus som ew here in the w orld. F or e x am p le, th e y sa id th e c o rp se of a person killed by sm allpox and preserved in th e A rc tic p e r m a f r o s t c o u ld c o n ta in th e virus. " It is also possible th a t vials co n tainin g s m a llp o x v ir u s h a v e b e e n d e l i b e r a t e 1 \ retained out of a m isplaced suspicion of t! m o tiv e s of th e U.S. a n d R u ssian g o v e rn ­ m ents," they say. D uring the 16th through 18th c e n tu rie s , b e fo re in o c u la tio n s w ere developed, sm allpox routinely killed up * 600,000 people a year in Europe. W hen E u ro p ean s cam e to the Am ericas, u p to half of the N ative A m erican p o p u L tion w as w iped o u t by the disease. S c ien tists jo in in g Jo k lik in a rg u in g for p reserv in g the sp ecim ens are Dr. Berna i M oss of the N atio n al In stitu te s of H ealth. Dr. B ernard F ields of H a rv a rd U niv ersit and Dr. David Bishop of the N atural Envi­ ro n m en tal R esearch C ouncil in the U nited K ingdom . G obble, gobble, gobble Constitution leaves S. Africa confused Associated Press JOH A NNESBU RG, South A frica — I t's a fin e b lu e p r in t, b u t w 'hat h ap pen s now ? Black and w h ite le a d e rs se t o u t ideals of freedom a n d fairness in the interim constitution they app ro v ed early T hursday. T h is b lo o d -so a k e d la n d of d is ­ parate peoples, burdened by the bit­ te r n e s s of a p a r t h e i d , is to be reform ed by next year into a single nation prom ising equal o p p o rtunity for blacks and w hites. D iscrim ination is b an n ed o n the basis of race, gender, sex, ethnicity, color, sexual o rie n ta tio n , age, d is ­ a b ility , re lig io n , c u ltu re a n d la n ­ guage. A m ong other prom ises in the 164- p ag e d o c u m e n t are th a t p riso n e rs will not be tortured, children will be fed, at least 11 languages will have official status an d even parties su p ­ ported by one voter in 20 can sit in the Cabinet. H a rd w o rk is a h e a d , says C y ril R am aphosa, th e top n e g o tia to r for th e A fric a n N a tio n a l C o n g re s s , w h ic h s te e r e d th e n e g o tia tio n s a lo n g w ith P r e s i d e n t F.W . d e K lerk's ruling N ational Party. T hey ag ree d to ex ten d civil an d p o litic a l rig h ts to S o u th A fric a 's b la c k m a jo r ity for th e firs t tim e sin c e D u tc h tr a d e r s s e ttle d h e re n early 350 y e ars ago. In exchange, w hites got an im plicit prom ise th at th e n e w g o v e r n m e n t w o u ld n o t abuse them o r seek v en g ean ce for the racist policies of the past. The a p p ro v a l, c u lm in a tin g tw o years of form al negotiations, sets in m o tio n a c o m p le x s e q u e n c e of changes in governm ent and legisla­ tion, a n d raises new ch allen g es to keeping the co untry from exploding in violence. By their agreem ent, the ANC and the governm ent are saying they will steam ah ead to free elections A pril 27 and th e installation of a black-led g o v ern m en t in May. O pposing g ro u p s like the conser­ v a tiv e F r e e d o m A llia n c e m u s t e i t h e r g e t o n b o a r d o r b e le ft behind. W e ll- a r m e d w h ite r ig h t- w in g g r o u p s a n d th e p o w e r f u l Z u lu - b a se d In k a th a F re e d o m P a rty are angry a b o u t the agreem ent. It p u ts South Africa "o n the brink of w a r," d e c la re d a fo rm e r a rm y c o m m a n ­ d er, re tired Gen. C onstand Viljoen, n o w lea d er of the A frikaner Volks- front. But A N C officials said they w ere tired of threats. "The rig h t w ing will com e to real­ ize that civil w ar is really no option fo r th e m ," sa id A lla n B oesak, an A NC leader in C ape Town. "T here is no ch an c e of an arm e d co n flict th at they can w in. The only possibil­ ity is to particip ate w ith the rest of us, in bu ild in g this dem ocracy." T he c o n s tr u c tio n w o rk s ta r te d ev en as th e ink w as d ry in g on the a c c o rd . W ith in tw o w e e k s , A N C leaders h ope to launch the m u ltira­ cial T em p o rary E xecutive C ouncil, d e sig n e d to check decisions by de K le rk 's la m e -d u c k w h ite g o v e rn ­ m e n t in d efen se, se c u rity , fin a n ce an d foreign affairs before the elec­ tion. The council will give blacks a legal voice over the governm ent for th e first tim e. T he green light also h as been given for an In d e p e n d en t M ed ia C o m m issio n a n d In d e p e n ­ d e n t B roadcastin g A u th o rity to be set up im m ediately. The boards are to g u arantee all parties equal access to new s m edia before the vote. T h e a ll- w h ite p a r lia m e n t is to g a th e r fo r the la st tim e b e g in n in g M o n d a y in C ape T ow n to ru b b er- sta m p th e legislation and co n stitu ­ tional changes agreed in the m u lti­ p arty talks. A kindergarten class at Nickerson Grade School in Nickerson, Kan. played host to a special guest on Wednesday. Students Chelsi Farney and Brandon Reed reach out to pet “Goofy,” a 3-year-old tom turkey that is tame enough to take on visits to elementary schools. __________ Associated-Press Agreement for security reached by Israel, PLO Associated Press CAIRO, Egypt — Israel and the Palestine L ib e ra tio n O r g a n iz a tio n h a v e a g re e d on security arran g em en ts for Jew ish settlers in th e G a z a S trip , re s o lv in g a d is p u te th a t th re a te n e d to h old up Isra el's w ith d ra w a l from occupied lands, the chief PLO negotia­ to r said T hursday. Nabil Shaath told reporters that three o th ­ e r m a jo r h u r d l e s to a w ith d r a w a l p la n r e m a in , c h ie f a m o n g th e m th e P L O 's d em an d that Israel free th o u san d s of Pales­ tinian prisoners. U n d er th e ag reem en t, Israeli troops w ill n o t p atro l the stree ts of G aza's tow ns an d villages b u t will be stationed in sid e Jew ish settlem ents to protect th e settlers w ho stay there, Shaath said. Palestinians h ad said Israel's original plan to keep tro o p s on m ain G aza ro ad s w o u ld leave the im pression that the Israelis had not left at all. b e strictly w ith in the se ttle m e n ts," S haath said. The soldiers, will, how ever, retain access to som e roads to ensure the safety of settlers traveling to Israel, he said. Shaath said he believes the other rem ain­ in g p ro b lem s w ill be reso lv ed in tim e for Israel to start turning over security in G aza an d the W est Bank to w n of Jericho to the Palestinians by Dec. 13. The start of the w ithdraw al — and a m id- A pril d e a d lin e fo r co m pletion — are o u t­ lin e d in th e acco rd , w h ich seek s to m a k e G a z a a n d J e ric h o a m o d e l for a b r o a d e r Palestinian-Israeli peace. N e g o tia to rs m e t in C a iro th is w e e k to resum e talks on how to im plem ent the Sept. 13 peace agreem ent. The talks had been sus­ pended for nearly tw o w eeks after the PLO accused Israel of trying to use th e se ttle rs' security as an excuse to redeploy troops in G aza an d Jericho in ste a d of p u llin g them out. N egotiations are to resu m e in C airo next "The fixed (Israeli) m ilitary presence will week. ' ^ ' ' J ' H i tT «I! u yJ i J l i i h i ® RI ^ 1 fri ilf • i" II11 1 m p ■■ ■ , $ Associated Press Ukraine delays disarming ■ KIEV, U krain e — U kraine's parliam ent defiantly set toug h conditions T hursday that could delay the d ism a n tlin g of its n u clear w e ap o n s for y ears and slow international disarm am ent. W hile law m akers a d o p te d the START 1 n u clear arm s red u ctio n treaty, they voted to retain a large p o r tio n of th e w e a p o n s a t le a s t u n til U k r a in e receives financial co m p en satio n and in te rn a tio n al guarantees for its security. After tw o hou rs of debate in closed session, U krainian law m akers voted 254-9 to a p p ro v e th e S trategic A rm s R ed u ctio n T reaty, w ith the new conditions. Gaza Strip between powers ■ KHA N YUNIS — A kind of lim bo has developed in th e occu p ied Gaza Strip, as Israeli tro o p s look tow ard December w ithdraw al, b u t negotiations fum ­ ble w ith the details of w ho will replace them u nder P alestinian autonom y. At least three do zen people have been killed in unchecked violence. But a certain type of order is being supplied bv u n d erg ro u n d cells of Palestinian fighters: a self-anointed militia. Senate vote restores counsel investigations Associated Press W A S H IN G T O N — T he S e n a te voted overw helm ingly T h ursdav to restore indep en d en t counsel investi­ gations but w arned future prosecu­ tors to rein in costs and lim it com ­ m ents about those not indicted. The seven-year, S40-million Iran- contra probe w as forem ost in sena­ tors' m inds w h en they voted, 76-21, to give the expired law a new five- year life. The bill w ent to the H ouse where a supp orter, Rep. Barney Frank, D- Mass., predicted the m easure w ould be considered early next year. The re stric tiv e S en ate lan g u a g e c le a rly w o u ld h a v e s o fte n e d th e conclusions of a 1988 report criticiz­ ing form er A ttorney General Edwin Meese III, senators said. A nd it probably w ould force revi­ sio n s in the s till-u n re le a s e d Iran - contra report by Law rence W alsh — b a se d on a c c o u n ts of th a t re p o r t obtained by The Associated Press. Chief Senate spon sor Carl Levin, D-Mich., said the vote will "restore public confidence in g o v e rn m e n t" because high officials close to th e president w ould be investigated bv court-appointed in d ep en d en t coun­ sels. T he b ill e x p lic itly p e r m its in vestigations of m em bers of C o n ­ gress bv in d e p e n d e n t counsels b ut gives th e Ju stic e D e p a rtm e n t th e choice of using its o w n prosecutors in such cases. The 1978 law expired last D ecem b er w h e n R e p u b lic a n s refused to back its renewal. The Senate included provisions in th e n ew m e a s u r e to h o ld d o w n salaries, travel and the cost of re n t­ ed s p a c e . T h e fe d e r a l c o u rt th a t appoints the counsels could review the length and cost — no later than two years atter the probe began or w hen the cost reached $2 m illion. T he ju d g e s c o u ld te r m in a te th e investigation after the review s. Page 4 Friday, November 19, 1993 T h e Da il y T exa n Editorial Board Shalini Ramanathan Associate Editor Rebecca Stewart Editor Robert Rogers Associate Editor Viewpoint opinions expressed in The Daily Texan are those of the editor and the writer of the article. They are not necessarily those of the University administration, the Board of Regents or the Texas Student Publications Board of Operating Trustees. Opinions expressed in staff or guest columns are those of the writer. Letters submitted to Firing Line should be fewer than 250 words, and guest columns should be no more than 750 words. Bring submis­ sions to the Texan basement offices at 25th Street and Whitis Avenue, or mail to The Daily Texan, P.O. Box D, Austin, TX 78713 or send elec­ tronically to TEXAN@utxvms.cc.utexas.edu. Letters may be edited for grammar, length, libel and Texan style. So What? Referendum doesn't matter Well, the students showed those stubborn UT System Regents that they want to wait practically another century before getting their Student Services Facility. In doing this, students also told the administration that they would be happv to pav higher fees. But don't fret over increased fees or a building that won't materialize before your grandchildren come to the University because, frankly, the referendum doesn't mean a damn thing. ^ es, students were allowed to express themselves, cast ballots and be democratic about the whole thing, but the referendum is non-binding. This vote was supposed to be one giant scream from the students to halt the construction of an ugly, L-shaped building. Voter turnout, however, was just short of a whimper. Voter turnout was low, despite the fact that voting was easier than ever. The Students' Association did not require students to go to polling stations to get ballots and voting IDs. All they had to do was pick up the Texan and call from home. But only 1,669 students chose to stay home and vote through TEX to delay the building. (How many people are in the School of Architecture and the College of Engineering?) Most people didn't even know that a Student Services Facility was being built in the first place. The only thing this referendum proves is that students just don't care. This campus has close to 50,000 students. Only 2,345 chose to vote this week. The referendum is hardly representative of the University and should not be presented as such. But the lack of student enthusiasm is understandable. After all, if the parties involved in calling the referendum do not care enough about the * issue to publicize it, why should anyone feel compelled to vote? If this effort were truly organized, the vote would have been held in September so the results could have been presented to the regents. It is now nearing the end of November and the regents approved the building's prelimi­ nary plans in October. They plan to finalize the deal in December. Advice to referendum supporters: Don't take this to the regents' meet­ ing and try to stop the building. Nothing could be more foolish. The con­ versation would be, "Hello, Mr. Regent, a whole 1,669 students said that the Student Sendees Facility is ugly. We didn't really like the architect, so we want to redo it our way. Why, yes, we know a quarter of a million dol­ lars has been spent on the building already, but we're graduating. We don't have to pay for it." Save the students from embarrassment and spare the regents the sob stories. If every student on campus, or even half of the students, came out to vote, maybe this referendum would have had an impact. But the cur­ rent results are just pathetic. — Rebecca Stewart T h e D a i l y T e x a n E n n u R i a r s H EY, N A N , LIKE D ID X E V E R T E L L YOU ABOUT T h e T i m e h e a n d a B u n c h o f f r i e n d s G O T KICKED O U T T A HlCH SCHOOL FOR R e f u s i n g t o SAY TH E PLEDGE OF A LLE G IA N C E ? X WAS, L IK E , AFRAID T o RE­ FUSE AT FIRST, b u t M y b u d s con VlNCED M E W E'D BE M AKING AN, UHHH .. . . A STATE M ENTO R ÜM M M ... .SOMETHING. ~ HE.H HEH , WE s o w e r e R a d i c a l n o t I T 5 e v e n , fVN N y‘ m a m / OH, X HAVE? TW /CE? AM D YOU KNOW, THAT DAy WAS t h e . Y T h e f / r s t i f e l _ t TRULy ACCEPT­ ED BY MY FRIENDS. I T WAS UKEL, YOU KNOW, X F l N A U N \ m . F i t W E L L , LIS TE N A M y w A y , MAN, 'CAUSE EVEN COOLER IT 'S T H E THfRP T i m e i T E L L IT? I ' D N E V E R f e l t b o P R O U D T o B E A N O N ­ C O N F O R M IS T *Tom KAyutNS ANARcmsr PttVLOSo PHER LOVE CHILD i, UNDERGRAD WORLD V^»OMARy AX LARGE SO O.K.,YEAH, L I K E , OUR T E A C H E R N W AN TE D US TO SAY t h e p l e d g e OF ALLEG IAN CE A N D W E W O U L b M 'r EVEN, M A N ! Don't tell before you've asked Faulty Texas Union survey on franchising tainted by bias Imagine that you're a randomly selected UT additional franchise will be able to do equally well. It also doesn't guarantee that customer traf­ fic in the Union will increase by a certain num­ ber every time a new restaurant opens. student asked to participate in an anti-fran­ chising group's poll on the issue of allowing brand-name restaurants in the Texas Union. Jennifer DeLay TEXAN COLUMNIST A calm phone voice asks you to choose one of the responses to the following question: "C on­ sidering the U nion's financial troubles, with which of the following options do you agree? 1) Increase the Texas Union fee to demonstrate stu­ dent solidarity in the face of encroaching capital­ ist McBloodsuckers or 2) Allow franchise restau­ rants to operate in the Union." Whatever your opinion on franchising, your immediate reaction to the question would proba­ bly be, "Whoa! That question's a little biased!" The Texas Union Board of Directors is plan­ ning to spring an equally biased poll upon 2,500 unsuspecting UT students. When it became clear that a significant and noisy minority of students was dead set against lettin g fran ch ise restau ran ts operate in the Union, the board announced that it would seek more student advice on the franchising question. It proposed to do so by sending a survey to 2,500 randomly selected students before the board's scheduled Dec. 3 vote on franchising. The survey would read: Which of the follow­ ing options would you generally favor as the The Union Board’s survey, though couched in carefully bland terms, is every bit as slanted as the hypothetical poll above. Union considers ad dressing these issues: 1) Increase the Texas U nion fee or 2) Increase income through additional profitable ventures (e.g., a bookstore, more branded food outlets). The Union Board's survey, though couched in carefully bland terms, is every bit as slanted as the hypothetical poll above. Option 2 in the board's survey assumes that all brand-name eateries are profitable, making franchising the only reasonable alternative to the $300,000-in-the-red Union Dining Services. But brand names alone aren't foolproof paths to.profit. The fact that Wendy's Old-Fashioned Hamburgers, currently the only franchise in the Union, sees a lot of traffic doesn't mean that each The Union Board's plan to take student opin­ ion — as revealed by a survey — into account when it puts fran chising to a vote Dec. 3 is flawed because the board's survey is skewed. The hypothetical poll above may have been biased in its assumption that corporate automati­ cally equals exploitative, but the board's survey betrays an equally m isleading agenda in its assumption that franchises equal profit. The Union Board should not conduct such a biased survey, and it should not use such a sur­ vey in the name of soliciting student opinion on Union franchising. In lieu of the survey, the University should conduct a student referendum on this issue. That is, students themselves and not an inherently biased poll should define student opinion. If the University conducts a student referen­ dum, students who care enough about the Union to vote will be able to register their opinion in a forum untainted by the prejudices of the-Union Board. DeLay is a Russian/government senior. Hey, dude: guns don't kill people; people kill people Law -ab id in g gun ow ners are once lets. In his eyes, they both threaten health and so must be stopped. the conclusion that it would be ineffective. Scott Lewis GUEST COLUMNIST again u nder assau lt. And the assailants are gun-control zealots who want to legislate guns out of existence. These crusaders don't see the harm in their desire because, in their eyes, responsible citizens don't need guns. This is not an ex ag g era tio n of th eir views. Radical gun control advocates nei­ ther like nor understand guns, and they never have. When they think of gun own­ ers, they think of people like David Koresh. Some, like Sen. John Chafee, R-R.I., are forthright about their intentions. He would like to ban most private ownership of guns. M ost, how ever, disguise their goals by connecting gun control to anti-crim e or health care legislation Most recently, legislation was proposed that would mandate a five-day waiting period for the purchase of handguns. This was attached to the crime bill, even It is true that both bullets and cigarettes can lead to health problem s. But all cigarettes contribute to health problems while only a m iniscule fraction of bullets do. A bullet, if used w ith caution, will not harm anyone. though there was no evidence presented that showed that it would actually control crime. In fact, common sense would lead us to An impulsive killer who doesn't already own a gun doesn't have to rely on a legal gun d ealer. He cou ld get a handgun through other means — an illegal dealer, theft or even a friend who is willing to lend the gun. If he gfets really desperate, he could use a shotgun, rifle or some other weapon. A ll of this b rin g s into qu estion the motives of those who support such legisla­ tion. Since people who violate laws are not affected, it seems reasonable that the real goal is to make gun purchases more of a hassle for everyone. Waiting periods are bad enough, but the m ost dam aging affro n t to the Second Amendment is in the health care plan. Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan, D-N.Y., has pro­ posed a massive tax on ammunition, osten­ sibly to keep Americans more healthy. He sees an analogy between cigarettes and bul­ It is true that both bullets and cigarettes can lead to health problems. But all ciga­ rettes contribute to health problems while not all bullets do. Hunters use bullets with­ out killing people. A bullet, if used with caution, will not cause harm to anyone. A cigarette, on the other hand, will be detri­ mental to the health of the user in all cir­ cumstances. Bullets are not a health hazard in the same way that cigarettes are. They are more like chainsaws — if used recklessly, they can cause harm. The deterrent effect of the tax is also questionable. The theory goes that taxing a bullet until it costs, say,$5 would lower demand for bullets. And this is true to a certain extent. A tax on bullets would lower demand for bullets, but only for law-abid­ ing citizens. A farm er, for exam ple, m ight cut out some target practice if he has to pay too much for a bullet. But if a killer wants to murder someone, the chances are good that he will find a way to purchase a bullet, even if it does cost $5. All of this is not to say that certain restrictions on gun ownership are not need­ ed. The ban on assau lt rifles recen tly approved by the Senate is probably a good thing. Minimum age requirements are also good. But the culprit in a crime is the crimi­ nal, not the weapon. The solution to the crim e problem in America is not sweeping legislation aimed at all guns and gun owners. If a person commits a crime with a gun, then he should certainly be punished. But lumping all gun owners together under the attempt to stop crime is senseless. Leivis is an accounting senior. stru g g le that u nites b lack and white, women and men, gay and straig h t for a so ciety based on human need, not profit, to come participate in our meetings. Aeden Alcorta, Chairperson, U.I.S.O. Mike Erickson, Co-coordinator for Literature U.I.S.O. existence. The '93-'94 budget has projected that the UDS will loose a net $20,000 out of a gross budget of $4 million. That's one half of one percent. A loss that small doesn't mean that UDS is broken and can 't be fixed. It means that the workers and management of the Student Union have some p roblem s to so lv e. $63,000) in only two years. (The holder of this position, Andy Smith, introduced the idea of privatization some years ago and also draws a similar salary from the University.) O th er sta ff sa la rie s have also increased while the Union has pur­ portedly "lost money." Another thing to consider is the profitability of Wendy's compared This is in the sam e range as the Armadeli and even worse than the Armadeli's better years. What has the Armadeli earned since it was hidden in the back of the union? N ine thousand dollars. It would seem that the Union Board, in giv­ ing Wendy's the prime location of the Union, has actually had a hand in the downfall of the ÚDS. O ppose privatization We are writing in response to a letter printed in the Nov. 9 Daily Texan in which Nikhil V. Kumar raised several questions about the role of the University International Socialist Organization in the anti­ privatization movement. The U.I.S.O. is participating in a broad coalition comprising several student and worker organizations, including the Texas State Employ­ ees Union, the Council of Graduate Students, Students for a Classless U niversity M ovem ent and many other unaffiliated workers and stu­ dents who oppose further privati­ zation of the Texas Union. Privatization will further alienate students from the space that should be theirs for purposes of communi­ ty, not fast-food profits. About 450 w ork ers are threatened with job loss as a result of this privatization. Even if re h ire d , they w ill lo se w ages and b e n e fits. T h is has a lread y happened to p rivatized lib rary w ork ers. W hen they say "privatize," we say "organize!" "Fuck privatization" is not a slo­ gan p u t forw ard by any of our members, but we share the senti­ ment because privatization is a real threat to the students and workers of the University. We encourage people interested in a non-Stalinist, non-authoritarian Franchising bad There are many reasons to opp ose p riv a tiz a tio n of the Texas Union, like the number of times so many students have voted against it. Or the pu r­ pose of the Union as a place for students to be together, hang out and m aybe study. Check out the photographs commem­ orating the U n io n 's 60th anniversary. I could go on, but the reason that so many pro­ franchisers harp upon is the bottom line, the bottom line of the Union D ining S erv ices (UDS) in particular. So that is what this letter will address. It is true that UDS lost money in the '92-'93 year. For a large part of that year, most of the UDS was closed or disrupted for renovation, so there are reasons to believe that o th erw ise the U D S w ould have made a profit, as it had in '91-'92 and in so many other years of its Whether it would mean attracting more business or changing prices or product, it doesn't seem to be an' impossible task. Som e oth er fa cts about the Union, to put in perspective: the director of the Union's salary has increased $13,000 (from $50,000 to to the Student Union service for­ merly in W endy's prime location, the Armadeli. In net income, using the month of O ctober as an exam p le, the Armadeli used to earn $19,000 to $29,000. This year, the Union's net income from Wendy's was $22,000. want to pay money every semester to eat at another Dobie Mall. John Hitzfelder Member o f Students and Workers Against Privatization (SWAP) Kudos to NAFTA plan The United States has taken a bold step forward to lead the world in the growing global economy by passing the North American Free Trade Agreement on Wednesday. NAFTA will stimulate growth, pro­ mote investment in North America, enhance the ability of North Ameri­ can producers to compete and gen­ erally raise the standard of living in all three countries. In addition, President Clinton has signed agreem ents guaranteeing protection for American workers and the U.S. environment. Over time, NAFTA will produce a net gain in jobs for the United States and improve working condi­ tions in Mexico while continuing to provide the United States with a valuable market for exports. The p assage of N AFTA w ill greatly benefit Americans, and I am pleased that the House of Represen­ tatives had the courage to conquer the politics of fear and pass it. Daryl Hay, Vice President University Democrats Issues and Education Committee I would also like to add some other rem arks on the finances of privatization: The franchises will be in the busi­ ness of m aking p ro fit for themselves, not the Student Union. That m eans your m oney will go out of the Union, not stay in to subsidize the parts of the U nion that a re n 't m oney m akers like all the study and meeting places, the gu est sp eak ers and oth er parts of the Student Union that make it a focal point for students. C om pare the size of the tables in W en d y 's to the tab les in the rest of the U nion: w hich one has room for you r books, food, and frien d s? Which one compacts more student eaters per square foot? Privatization w on't even lower your student fees. We already have plenty of fast-food franchises across the street from cam pu s. I d on 't T he D a il y T e x a n No smoking allowed B e a u ty sh o p Great American Smoke Out 'quitkits' help smokers to stop, if only briefly Renae Merle D aily T e x a n Staff C a m p u s A lcohol a n d D ru g E d u c a tio n P rogram m em bers h a n d e d o u t " q u itk its " c o n ta in in g s u g g e s tio n s o n h o w to q u it sm o k in g T h u rs d a y in h o n o r of th e 17th annual G reat Am erican Smoke Out. T h e ev en t, sp o n so red by th e A m erican C ancer Society, asks sm okers to stop sm ok­ ing for 24 hours. Debora Orrick, coordinator of the cam pus p r o g ra m , s a id she d o e s n o t b e lie v e the sm oke-out is effective b u t will participate in any ev en t th a t en co urages p e o p le to stop sm oking. "S to p p in g cold tu rk e y does n o t w o rk ," O rrick said. O rr ic k sa id th e " q u i t k i t s " c o n ta in e d in fo rm a tio n fro m th e A m e ric a n C a n c e r Society and the C am pus Alcohol and D rug E d u c a tio n P ro g r a m a b o u t h o w to q u it sm oking. She a d d e d th e " N o N ag N o G u ilt Ju st G o o d S tu f f " s tr e s s m a n a g e m e n t c la s s offered thro ugh the Student H ealth C enter is the m o st successfu l a n ti-sm o k in g p r o ­ gram in the natio n, and she w o u ld p refer s tu d e n ts go th ro u g h th e h e a lth c e n te r if they w an t to quit. She said the program is not only for stud en ts w h o w ant to quit b u t fo r th o s e w h o " w a n t to b e h e a l t h i e r ," although they continue sm oking. Jackie Jones, A ustin spokesw om an for the A m erican C ancer Society, said the sm oke- o u t is a "g oo d-natured effort to get sm okers to stop sm oking for 24 ho u rs in hopes they w ill stop for good." "W e d o n 't care how they stop as long as they sto p," Jones said. She said the smoke- o u t is just a step for som e people w ho can sto p cold turkey. H a rry W ade, a b o tan y ju n io r w h o w as offered a "quitkit" b ut rejected it, said stop­ p in g "cold tu rk ey" does not w ork and the sm oke-out is a "farce." "It's a bunch of crap," W ade said. "C old tu rk e y d o e s n 't w o rk . I trie d it five y e a rs a g o , a n d I sm o k e m o re n o w th a n I d id before." SWT sorority suspected in hazing Ralna Anderson Daily Texan Staff Officials from Southw est Texas State Uni­ versity said T hursday they w ill investigate in d iv id u a l m e m b e rs of th e A lpha K appa A lpha sorority, which w as su sp en d ed from operatio n for three years by the university for violations of anti-hazing rules. "O u r investigation revealed activities and behaviors th at w ere n o t ap p ro p ria te," said Fred G u e rra , SWT a s s is ta n t d ea n o f s tu ­ dents. "T hese werp n ot acceptable for stu ­ dents at SWT and w ere clearly in violation of h az in g policy in th e stu d e n t codes and conduct." G u erra said the investigation began two w eek s ago w h en se v eral fem ale stu d e n ts ra is e d c o n c e rn s a b o u t th e p ra c tic e s an d behaviors of the SWT ch ap ter of the AKA so ro rity . O n e p le d g e to th e so ro rity w as s tru c k by a m em b er and o th e rs su ffe re d sleep deprivation, G uerra said. T h is is th e se c o n d s u s p e n s io n fo r the SWT c h a p te r . In F e b ru a ry , th e s o r o rity returned to the cam pus after being banned for a p re v io u s in c id e n t in v o lv in g h a z in g violations. G uerra said the organization w as banned for nearly tw o years for the first violation. "W e believed there w as enough credible in fo rm a tio n to raise an in q u iry ," G u e rra said ."T h e inq u iry is com plete and a re p ri­ m and has been given to the organization." G u e rra sa id it is " v e r y u n u s u a l, m o s t u n usual for organizations at this university to be involved in hazing situations." He said SWT officials and AKA national rep resen tativ es are w o rk in g closely in th e investigation. "O u r findings are coincidental or id en ti­ cal to th e ir s ," G u e rra a d d e d . "W e a g re e w ith th e ir sa n c tio n s a n d th ey ag ree w ith o u r s .'T h is is " ju s t a reg re tta b le situ atio n , not the type of thing w e like to be involved w ith ," G uerra said. G u e rra said th e in v e stig a tio n now w ill focus on ind iv id uals' actions. "If w e find w hich m em bers are responsi­ ble, then w e will deal w ith them on an in d i­ vid ual basis." Representatives from the SWT chapter of AKA could not be reached T hursday. A spokesw om an from the AKA national o ffic e s a id sh e c o u ld n o t c o m m e n t o n d e ta ils of th e ir in v e s tig a tio n of th e SWT c h a p te r w h ile th e in q u ir y is b e in g p e r ­ form ed. This is the second suspension this sem es­ te r of an AKA c h a p te r at a Texas school. The sorority also has been banned from the U niversity of N orth Texas cam pus. G reg Sawyer, U N T dean of students, said the UNT chapter of AKA w as banned from c a m p u s th re e w eek s ago. School officials su sp en d ed the o rg an izatio n for five years. T he national office of AKA also suspended the sorority for five years an d ad ded a five- year probation. "T hey w ere found guilty on the cam pus a n d in the courts," Saw yer said. T h e D e n to n C o u n ty D is tric t A tto rn e y filed charges against several alum nae m em ­ bers of the sorority. Dance, play ball and bid a final farewell to Anna Hiss Gymnasium at party Dina Craven D aily T e x a n Staff The A nna Hiss G ym nasium will have one last p arty Friday, the 2nd an n u al A nna Hiss G ym nasium O pen H ouse and Farew ell Pool Party, before it is torn d o w n to m ake w ay for a m icrobiology building. " I t 's th e la s t h u r r a h b e f o r e i t 's to r n d o w n ," said R osem ary Slacks, an assistant kinesiology instructor. Events will include basketball, w ater a e r­ obics, "clow n diving ," m artial arts, archery a n d p o ssib ly ju g g lin g . T h ere w ill also be c o u n try an d w estern d an cin g an d refresh ­ m ents. The celebration, from 7 to 10 p.m ., is free a n d open to the public. "L ast year we h ad a b o u t 900 p e o p le , a n d th is y e a r w e 'r e expectin g about th e sam e [nu m b er]," said UT aquatics instructor D on Crowley. "T he m ain p o in t is to get peo p le in the g y m ," C ro w ley said . "W e 'll h av e A u stin p eo p le an d their children here. W e'll have dan ce teachers an d o th er instructors ... all doing dem onstrations." this year because it w as so po p u lar last year. "A nybody fam iliar w ith last year's party' w ill com e b a c k ," Slacks said. "B rin g th e fam ily because it's a fun evening for chil­ dren, adults, anyone." The A nna H iss G ym nasium w as bu ilt in Slacks said the p arty is being held again 1932 and will be to m dow n Dec. 3. Carrie Shadit, nursing freshman, braided elem entary education junior M olly Bit- fin g ers hair Thursday on the W est Mall, It w as a nice day to braid hair, they said. P au l Alcalá/Daily T e x a n Staff A MANAGING ^ M Q W Y Ü H mm * - : S p S l i l - iiastf A: \ ■C.-V- The Í.CS)vK'/i;í¡l¡ Apple Computer p Loan t-'vi* Í.Í • - f c \ : " Á v . life: f (id ' (:• w . Hi»', Pj? 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The newspaper cited four current and former court employ ees who said Miller used state employees to perform person­ al chores and used his state telephone to make personal and political long dis­ tance calls. The sources, say in g thev feared retribution, spoke on the condi­ tion of not being identified. Asked about the charges, Miller told the Post. " I d on't believe I have ever done that." T h e D a i l y T e x a n Citizens question plant closing Abraham Levy D aily T exa n Staff C ity o ffic ia ls d en ied a c c u s a tio n s from a m e m b er o f a n e ig h b o rh o o d a c tiv is t g ro u p w ho criticized the Austin City Council T hu rs­ d ay fo r m is h a n d lin g c lo s u r e o f th e H o lly Pow er Plant. Gavino Fernandez, president of El Concilio, said M ayor Bruce Todd and C ou n cilm em ber Gus Garcia have broken their prom ise to recog­ nize the Holly Power Plant Closure Committee, leaving citizens out of the closure process. "W e are concerned about the fact that you're hearing only one side of the story," Fernandez told the council. "P eo p le's lives are being nega­ tively affected." F e rn a n d e z and o th e r c lo s u r e c o m m itte e members met with Todd and Garcia in Septem ­ b e r to d is c u s s how m u ch su p p o rt th e city would give the closure committee. Although Fernandez claims city officials have not cooperated w ith closure com m ittee m em ­ bers, Garcia said he offered to w ork w ith the group. "W e said we are going to work with [closure committee members] but [Fernandez] wants us to do things th at are not in the plans w e'v e adopted," Garcia said. "H e wants to be the only city committee, but we don't sanction citizens' groups. This city is full of them ." The closure com m ittee organized in Septem ­ ber from five m em bers who broke away from the Holly Advisory Group, an ad hoc com m it­ tee formed from the city's nine-member Electric Utility Commission. City officials designated the Holly Advisory Group as the city's official oversight committee for the plant's closure. Councilm em bers voted last spring to shut the plant down because o f its proximity to East Austin communities. " T h e co u n cil su p p lem en ted th e [EU C ] to make sure they had strong representation from the com m u nity," said John M oore, director of the city's Electric Utility Department. " I think [the five dissenting mem bers] m isjudged and discredited [EUC m em bers]." Much of the debate centers around the effects o f the plant's electrom agnetic field which Fer­ nandez said poses health risks to residents who have lived near the plant for several years. Members of People Organized in Defense of Earth and her R esources started circulating a com m unity health questionnaire to assess pos­ sible health conditions caused by EMF. " W h a t [P O D E R m em bers] h av e fou n d in their in terview s are cases of individu als who have passed aw ay due to can cer," Fernandez said . " T h e p e o p le w ho died lived th ere for more than 20 years. The EMF is not something you can record in a year." But EUD officials say the EMF is not caused by the plant but by transm ission lines outside the plant which are in accordance with govern­ mental regulations. EUD officials say the EMF p o ses no know n th reat to the co m m u n ity 's health. " I d o n 't think there are any adverse health effects from the E M F," Moore said. "T h e trans­ mission lines are em itting the EMF. If you shut that dow n, you'd still have transm ission lines throughout other n eigh bo rh o o d s." EUD o fficials said th at 55 com p anies have expressed in terest in replacing the plant, and they w ill begin accep tin g p roposals in Jan u ­ ary. Garcia said once a com pany is selected, Aus­ tin ites w ill v o te w h eth er to ap p rove $300 to $400 million in bonds to pay for the alternative power source. NAFTA opposition begins healing Jay Brida Daily Texan Staff A day after the U.S. House of Representatives passed the North American Free Trade A gree­ ment, the healing must now begin for a bruised D em ocratic Party and the Texas opposition to the agreement. O pponents to NAFTA, including organized lab o r, lab or-backed D em ocrats and e n v iro n ­ m entalists, m ust now live with the proposed treaty, assuming it will pass a Senate vote later this w eek. If passed in the Senate, the ag ree­ m ent will elim inate trade barriers betw een the U nited States, C anada and M exico over a 15- year period. Joe Gunn, president of the Texas chapter of the AFL-CIO, said Thursday that while he was disappointed with the 234-200 approval vote in W ashington, life for unions and their m embers must go on. "W e 're going to play the hand w e've been dealt," Gunn said. "T o run off and hide w on't help us any." Gunn said the NAFTA debate helped to re­ en erg ize the lo n g -d o rm an t lab or m ovem ent. "T h is fight gave us one hell of a fire in our bel­ lies that hasn't been there in a w hile," he said. Eddie R eeves, spokesm an for U.S. Rep. J.J. " J a k e " P ickle, D -A u stin, w ho w as a stau n ch su p p o rter o f th e ag reem en t, said that w h ile labor unions m ay have lost on N A FTA , C on ­ gress has still passed other parts o f its agenda. "O rganized labor supported the fam ily and medical leave act, the m otor-voter bill and the Hatch Act reform, all of which passed ," Reeves said. But the perception is that many D em ocrats in Congress failed to support the labor movement which has supported them in the past, and that now those D em ocrats are downplaying any rift. Reeves said P ickle has alw ays had a "fa irly good" relationship with organized labor, but he needed to vote his conscience on the trade issue. "O rganized labor is a very im portant part of our district," Reeves said. "B u t the thing about Jake Pickle is that he thinks about every vote, not just about who supports it or who is against it." W hen asked if the Texas AFL-CIO will sup­ p o rt P ic k le in fu tu re e le c tio n s , G u n n sa id , "S o m e [w ho voted for N A FTA ] w e will sup­ port, som e w e w o n 't." But overall, the political climate betw een sup­ p o rte rs and o p p o n e n ts o f N A FT A h as been calm er than expected. M oses M ercad o, chief o f staff for U.S. Rep. Gene Green, D-Houston, w ho voted against the m easure, said G ree n 's o p p o sitio n to N A FTA w ill not cau se any lo n g -term d am ag e to his relationship betw een the D em ocratic Party or the Clinton W hite House. "Personally for us it is no big d eal," M ercado said. "T h e president understands that our [b lu e collar] con stitu ents w ere against N A FTA, b u t w e still p lan to w ork wit^i him on the other im p o rtan t le g isla tio n co m in g u p , like h e a lt h care and cam paign finance reform ." Jason Powers, spokesman for the Austin chap­ ter of U n ite d W e S ta n d A m e rica — w h ich opposed NAFTA — said W ednesday's vote was just the beginning of a long process for free trade. " T h e im p o rta n t thing now is that C lin to n keeps his prom ises on the enforcem ent of the side agreem ents," Powers said. Som e environm entalists w orry that the non­ binding side agreements combined with some of the concessions Clinton exchanged for votes will make NAFTA an environmental death sentence. 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W andering th e w a s te la n d s Page 8 Friday, November 19,1993 T h f, D a il y T e x a n Schools lose in lottery This is the last in a four-part series e xa m in in g so lu tio n s to the sta te school funding crisis. The current solution is currently under scrutiny in the courts. Lisa Aibanese Daily Texan Staff As the em battled school finance plan is review ed by state D istrict Ju d g e Scott M cC ow n, som e Tex­ ans point to the Texas lottery as a possible source of rev e n u e if the is g iv e n a c u r r e n t p r o p o s a l thum bs-dow n. W hen Texans voted o verw helm ­ in g ly in fav o r of a sta te lo tte ry , m an y b elie v e d th e g a m e w o u ld in c r e a s e fo r p u b lic schools. r e v e n u e " I k n o w th a t an a w fu l lo t of p eo p le en d ed up feelin g m isled a b o u t w h a t th e lo tte ry re v e n u e w o u ld fu n d ," said Tim Thetford, clerk for the state H ouse of Repre­ sentatives' public education com ­ mittee. "I think that anybody w ho w as in fav o r of th e lo ttery w a n ted to indicate that the lottery could only help public education." C a n d y H a m m e rstro m , a id e to Rep. P au l S ad ler, D -H e n d e rso n , said she also had heard that e d u ­ cation w ould benefit from the lo t­ tery. " B a c k w h e n th e lo tte r y w a s b e in g d e b a te d , e d u c a tio n w a s touted as one of the things that the lottery w ould benefit," H am m er­ strom said. "Education w as one of the things that m ade the lottery a better sale." P r o f its fro m " t h e g a m e of Texas" are actually split into w in­ nings, retailer com m issions, o per­ a tin g c o sts an d a d m in is tra tio n . The sum left over is deposited into the state general revenue fund. "A s of Dec. 1, the Texas lottery will have earned m ore than $1 bil­ lio n ," said C arm en L u ev an o s, a spokesw om an for the state com p­ troller's office. So far, $1,371 m il­ lion has been p aid o u t to lottery w in n e rs, an d $132.7 m illio n h as b e e n u se d fo r r e ta ile r c o m m is ­ s io n s . A d m in is tr a tiv e c o s ts account for $22 million and $175.1 m illio n h a s c o v e re d o p e r a tin g costs, in c lu d in g a d v e rtisin g a n d ticket printing. T h e a n n u a l re v e n u e s o f th e year-old lo tte ry a re sig nificantly sm aller than the $17 billion annual sta te p u b licatio n e d u c a tio n b u d ­ get, Thetford said. M any state law ­ m akers say they believe th e re v ­ enue from the lottery is too small an d too un certain to be the basis for education funding. "T he glam our and popularity of a lo ttery w e a r o ff," said C am ille M eyer, c h ie f clerk of th e H o u se Public E ducation C om m ittee. "If you look at the financial difficulty th a t C alifornia's schools are h av­ ing now , yo u can trace it back to the fact that they counted on d edi­ cated lottery' fun ds." L onnie H o llin g sw o rth , leg isla­ tiv e d ire c to r of th e Texas C lass­ ro o m T eachers A ssociation, said the lottery could never pay for the e q u a liz a tio n of resources am o n g s c h o o l d is tr ic t s in th e s ta t e of Texas. "T he lo ttery is b o th an insu ffi­ c ie n t an d a n u n s ta b le so u rc e of r e v e n u e ," H o llin g s w o r th s a id . "T h ere w as never th e prom ise of the lottery generating enough rev­ enue to equalize the financial dif­ ference betw een poor and w ealthy school districts." Greenberg seeks re-election State Rep. Sherri G reenberg announced T hursday that she will seek re-election to her Texas H ouse District 48 seat. Greenberg, D-Austin, w as elected to represent District 48, w hich includes C entral and Southw est Travis County, in 1990. "I have a special interest in criminal justice and personal safety issues," G reenberg said in a p re­ pared statem ent. "A ustin an d Travis C ounty will have a very' full plate at the Legislature. I w an t to help m eet these challenges." G reenberg has introduced several right to privacy bills, w hich deny public and governm ent fac­ tions the right to give subscribers' hom e addresses to inquirers. She w as also involved in a revision of the state penal code in Senate Bill 1067. The bill included an increased penalty for reckless injury to a child, and abolition of the prom iscuity defense in cases dealing w ith the sexual assault of a child. G reenberg said she will use her background in public finance to address state b u dget issues and to apply her experience in early child education to help fight juvenile crime. 3 charged with capital murder, 1 still at large Police charged three m en w ith the attem pted capital m u rd e r of tw o East A ustin residents T hurs­ day, but at least one suspect still rem ains at large, according to investigators. A ccording to police records, G eorge D em ps Jr., 23, of 4908-A M endoza D rive, Dana D upree Craw ford, 17, of 4715 Louis Ave. and Elozia Rogers, 17, of 1800 W ild Rose Trail, are charged w ith attem pted capital m u rd er, a first degree felony. D em ps and Rogers w ere being held at the Travis C ounty C entral Booking Facility T hursday in lieu of $75,000 bond apiece. C raw ford, w ho investigators described in police reports as the g u n ­ m an, is also in custody at th e C entral Booking Facility in lieu of $100,000 bond, according to police reports. "Wre have three in cu sto d y ," said Sgt. M ark G ilchrest of the A ustin Police D epartm ent robbery unit. "There's at least one an d possibly tw o th at are still at large." Police filed charges against the three m en, w ho allegedly shot K evin E dw ards and Kim V arrs, both of 1146 M ercer D rive, according to police reports. C raw ford allegedly shot E dw ards in the torso at close range. V arrs w as injured in the legs by stray sho tgu n pellets, the reports state. The m en allegedly took $400 from E dw ard s' pants pocket and then fled in a yellow Cadillac that had been dam aged, according to the report. Police caught the m en 30 m inutes after the shooting. Police caught C raw ford and D em ps after a foot chase and Rogers, w ho w as driving the getaw ay car, w as caught im m ediately after police stopped the car. Compiled by Lisa Aibanese and Erica Shaffer, Daily Texan Staff PAID TRAINING STARTS IMMEDIATELY 2 : 2 - * ; 1 ; . 1 ; v > . ■ ■ ' ' . • ' , CAREER OPPORTUNITIES H - E - B H-E-B, A u s tin 's ¡eader ¡n th e re ta il fo o d in d u s try , is lo o k in g fo r eager, c u s to m e r-o rie n te d p e o p le fo r its n e w C e n tra l M a rk e t in Texas. 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A p p lica tio ns available M onday-Saturday at Highland Village M all, (com er o f Lam ar & Airport) Suite 127 from 9 am to 5 pm . Or send re su m e to C entral M a rke t by H-E-B, 6929 A irport Blvd., A ustin, TX 78752. f OR INFORMATION CALL 4 5 1 - 9 6 4 8 OR 451~431*i If you th in k th e grocery business is n 't yo u r bag, check it o u t anyw ay. Central M a rk e t is a different, innovative H-E-B sto re th a t is uniquely A u stin and looking fo r talented individuals to join our team . Eddie Starts, a housing remodeler for Discovery Proper- Community Landfill. The landfill, owned by W aste Man- agement Inc., receives approximately 5,000 cubic yards ties, directed a bulldozer to assist in unloading scraps of garbage per day. from his p ickup truck T h u rsd a y afternoon at Au stin Charter Review Committee wants longer Council terms Elizabeth A. Allen Daily Texan Staff M em bers of the d ty 's C harter Review Com m ittee told the A ustin City Council T hursday they w ill recom m end increas­ ing term s for m ay o r a n d councilm em - bers from three to four years and limit­ in g th e o ffic ia ls to tw o co n secu tiv e term s o r ten \ ears. The am end m ents could go before vot­ ers on the M ay 1994 election ballot. "I think the thinking is always bring fresh blood, bring new ideas," said for­ m er M ayor Lee Cooke, w ho chairs the com m ittee. Cooke also said good people can easi­ ly b u r n o u t a fte r a few years on th e council. But C ouncilm em ber C harles U rdy, a 12-year veteran of the council w h o will step d o w n in January, said he believes c itiz e n s s h o u ld be a b le to d e te rm in e w hether officials rem ain in office. " I 'v e sim p ly n e v e r s u p p o rte d term lim its, because for th e love of m e I've n e v e r u n d e r s to o d w h y th e c itiz e n s w ould w an t term lim its," U rdy said. The com m ittee also voted to p u t citv- w id e c o u n c ilm e m b e r e le c tio n s to the test, offering voters a chance to choose sin gle-m em ber d istricts, or "n e ig h b o r­ hood election districts." C om m ittee m em bers have n o t voted on h o w m any districts o r w h ere the d is­ tricts should be. "T he sense of it is eight people elect­ ed b y d istric t a n d th e m a y o r elected city w id e ," C ooke said. The com m ittee has re q u este d th at city staff m em b ers prepare maps for study of possible dis­ trict b oundaries. The com m ittee also favors trad in g the cu rren t staggered term s of councilm em - b ers fo r concurren t te rm s an d co n cu r­ rent elections, w hich w o u ld be held in N ovem ber of odd-num bered years. C o u n c ilm em b e r G u s G arcia said he sees the advantages of concurrent terms b u t th in k s stagg ered te rm s " a llo w for m ore con tin u ity " on the council. C o u n c ilm e m b e r R o n n e y R e y n o ld s voiced his su p p o rt for concurrent elec­ tions. "I like everyone voting all at one tim e ," R e y n o ld s sa id . H e n o te d th a t c o n c u r r e n t e le c tio n s w o u ld lik e ly increase voter turnout. C ooke also told the council ab ou t the com m ittee's idea for a recall provision. The provision, w hich the com m ittee has not form alized, w ould not allow recall e le c tio n s on c o u n c ilm e m b e rs fo r th e first 18 m o n th s th ey h o ld o ffice, " to allow th em to settle in ." C o o k e to ld c o u n c ilm e m b e r s th e re p o rt is just an u p d a te , an d the com ­ m ittee should finalize its recom m enda­ tion b y February. " T h e d ecisio n and th e fo rm atio n of the ideas are still th at," Cooke said. In o th e r a c tio n , th e co u n c il u n a n i­ m o u sly p a sse d a re so lu tio n d ire c tin g C ity M anager C am ille Barnett to w ork w ith the A nim al A dvisory Board to cre­ ate a s p a y /n e u te r fund. T he fu n d , w hich w o u ld p a y for se r­ vices for low -incom e pet ow ners, w ould use p e t registration fees collected by the c ity H e a lth a n d H u m a n S e rv ic e s D epartm ent. T he council passed th e item despite a m e m o fro m S u s a n M ila m , h e a lth d e p a r tm e n t d ire c to r, re c o m m e n d in g d e la y in g ad o p tio n of a reso lu tio n th at w o u ld d e sig n ate fu n d in g for th e p ro ­ gram . M ilam said the d epartm ent estim ated $60,000 in annual revenue from the reg­ istratio n fees, w hich th e city took over from A nim al Shelter o f A ustin in July. But she said the estim ate is a roug h one. " W e b e lie v e it w ill ta k e s e v e ra l m o n th s of o p eratin g th e en tire shelter b e fo re w e h a v e a h ig h level of co n fi­ dence in ou r budget estim ates," M ilam said. Holiday Plants, Flowers and Corsages World Wide Delivery ( u r x a V e rc fe flo r is ta 451-0691 DAILY SPECIALS FID • 45th & GUADALUPE • ON UT SHUTTLE RT C a p ita l A rea E a s te r Seal Society “ O rn a m e n t o f H o p e” 1 h is lim ited edition orn am en t is 24K gold on brass Each ornam ent is sign ed and co m es with a num bered certificate. T h is 1993 orn am en t is available for $15.52 w hich in clud es shipping and h a n d lin g T o order, co n ta ct: C a p ita l A r e a E a ste r S ea l S o cie ty at (512) 478-2581. TSP Board Meeting Friday Nov. 19 # 3 :0 0 p.m . Lady Bird Jo h n so n Room CMA 5 .1 6 0 # V isitors W elcom e Simply bring this coupon to these three SUWRCUTS. A s usual, no appointments are necessary. Come in today, this offer e n d s 12/24/93. 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The testim ony W ednesday by M arjorie Thom as, 30, d u rin g a deposition was disputed by other members of the cult. But her statem ents m arked the first time anyone in the compound during a 51-day stand off last year agreed w ith the FBI's contention that a suicide pact existed. Thomas suffered bums over more than 50 percent of her body while escaping from a fire that destroyed the cult compound near Waco on April 19. She talked of the suicide pact during a deposition concerning criminal cases pending against 11 other members of the cult. Koresh and more than 80 of his followers died in the inferno, and autopsies showed that some of them died from gunshot wounds to the head after the fire started. But her statements marked the first time anyone in the compound during a 51-day stand off last year agreed with the FBI’s contention that a suicide pact existed. Thomas was returned to court T h u rsd ay so defense attorneys could question her. Governm ent prosecutors asked Thomas about the Feb. 28 raid on M ount C arm el, 10 m iles east of Waco, by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. The agency was trying to a rre st Koresh on charges of possession of automatic weapons. Four ATF agents and six cult members died in a shootout. Thomas, who was in a wheelchair W ednesday, testified that she did not see any Branch Davidians fire weapons at ATF agents, but did see two cult members with weapons on the day of the raid. She identified them as Jaime C astillo and Brad Branch. She also said the cult never planned to attack anyone in the Waco community. ATF officials sug­ gested after their failed Feb. 28 raid that Koresh planned an action that he claimed would make people for­ get the Los Angeles riots. But the agency never pro v id ed details regarding the allegation. Thomas testified she didn't know how the fire started. She said she was upstairs at the compound when it started. She said it became smoky and the walls began collapsing, and she was quickly trapped by the heat and fire. She survived, she said, by walking "to the light." She had on a gas m ask, b u t it melted and her clothes caught on fire, she testified. Seeing light shin­ ing through a curtain, she walked toward it, making her way to the roof, she said. An FBI agent escorted her to safety. She was released last week from Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dal­ las, where she was treated for bums mainly on her face, neck and legs. AROUND CAMPUS T h e D a ily T e x a n Friday, November 19,1993 Page 9 Abortion insurance clause under state consideration A new health insurance p ro ­ gram for small businesses became the backdrop Thursday for a battle over abortion. State insurance officials are con­ sid e rin g guidelines for health insurance policies for employers of three to 50 people. The new program, which is to start Jan. 1, is aimed at making m oderately priced health insur­ ance available to small businesses by offering basic benefits and g ro u p in g the risks of m any employers together. U nder the plan, the employer must pay at least 75 percent of the premium. Legislators who sponsored the Small Employer Health Insurance Availability Act say it will provide coverage to m any Texans w ho have no health insurance. Texas leads the nation in the percentage of people lacking health insurance. More than one- fifth of Texans, or more than 3 mil­ lion people, have none. The proposed guidelines would require insurers to cover the cost of abortions in cases where the mother's life was endangered, the pregnancy was caused by rape or incest, or the fetus was not viable. During a public hearing before the State Board of Insurance, anti­ abortion a ctiv ists claim ed the guidelines w ere too broad and could be used to fund most abor­ tions. "Each em ployer will have to deride whether to offer a plan that includes abortion as a benefit or to seek inferior coverage for his or her employees," said Lisa Salcedo, a spokesw om an for the Texas Right to Life Committee. She said the guideline w ould provide coverage for most abor­ tions because it would cover the cost if the fetus is not viable. But abortion rights activists said the guidelines were too narrow. Peggy R om berg, executive director of the Texas Family Plan­ ning Association, said the policies should have no restric tio n s to abortion coverage. "To exclude abortion services from the plan ... would result in im posing one belief on all the employees of small businesses and their families, denying them the choice," she said. Romberg said most insurance policies provide coverage for elec­ tive abortions. State Rep M ike M artin, D- Gaiveston, the House sponsor of the health insurance bill, and Amy Johnson, chief of the Office of Pub­ lic Insurance C ounsel, said the abortion guidelines should be left to insurers to decide what cover­ age to offer. "When we place it in regulation or in law, then we invite discus­ sion permanently from a political s ta n d p o in t," said M artin, w ho supports abortion rights. "Consid­ ering how complex these issues are already, I don't know if that's a productive thing to do." Also during the hearing, Bill Price, president of Texans United for Life, criticized Gov. A nn Richards because he said Romberg said in a memorandum that some­ one cm the governor's staff told her that the proposed abortion exclu­ sions could be reversed. M argaret Justus, a sp o k e s­ woman for Richards, called Price's charge "absurd." Romberg said there was nothing wrong with her visiting with the governor's staff, since Price used to v isit w ith form er Gov, Bill Clements' staff. A round Cam pus is a daily col­ u m n lis tin g U n iv e rsity -re la te d activities sponsored by academic d e p a rtm e n ts , s tu d e n t se rv ic e s and stu d en t organizations regis­ tered w ith the Cam pus Activities Office. A nnouncem ents m ust be subm itted on the proper form by 9 p.m. tw o days before p u b lica­ tion. F o rm s are a v a ila b le at th e Daily Texan office at 25th Street and W hitis Avenue. The Daily Texan reserv es the right to edit subm issions. MEETINGS A frican S tu d en ts A ssociation will m eet from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. Friday in the Texas Union Build­ ing Sinclair Suite (3.128). For more information call 371-3101. Alpha Phi Omega, coed service fraternity, m eets at 3 p.m. every Sunday in the College of Educa­ tion Building. Active and pledge members should attend. For more information call 471-HOPE. Animé Club will m eet from 6 to 8 p .m . F rid a y in E n g in e e rin g Teaching Center II 2.114. For more inform ation call Mark Johnson at 480-9943. A sia n R e la tio n s C o m m itte e will meet at 6 p.m. M onday in the Texas U nion A frican-A m erican C ulture Room (4.110). For m ore inform ation call Jack Lee at 479- 6925. C hinese Bible Study will meet at 6:30 p.m . Friday in G rad uate School of Business Building 2.126. For more information call Jennifer at 495-3818. C h in e se F ig h tin g A rts m eets from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. every Mon­ day, W ednesday and Friday on the East Mall. For more inform a­ tio n call A a ro n a t 441-5065 or Lance at 482-0103. European S tudent Association meets for happy hour at 8:30 p.m. every Friday in the Texas Show­ dow n Saloon, 2610 Guadalupe St. For more information call Emre at 459-0257. High Fantasy Society will meet at 2 p.m. Saturday in Pease Park for battle games. The C ourt will meet at 7:30 p.m. Saturday in the T exas U n io n B u ild in g S inclair Suite (3.128). For m ore inform a­ tion call Joe M anfrida at 505-0202. Students for Peace and Conflict Studies meets at 2:30 p.m. every Friday in the Texas Union Build­ ing Cactus Cafe. For m ore infor­ mation call Steve at 328-4514. U niversity M ethodist Student Fellow ship meets at 6 p.m. every Sunday in the first floor chapel of the U niversity U nited M ethodist Church, 2409 G uadalupe St. For m o r e i n f o r m a t i o n c al l W e n g a t 442-8207 or Jeff at 472-4810. U niversity N ational O rganiza­ tio n for W om en w ill m eet at 7 p.m. M onday in W omen's Co-Op, H alsted H ouse, 2610 W hitis #2. Members will be discussing work for the spring. Everyone is wel­ come. For m ore inform ation call Susan at 474-5654. University OutYouth and Out- Youth A ustin m eets at 5:30 p.m. e v e ry S u n d a y a t O u tY o u th A ustin, 2330 G u ad alu p e St., for peer su p p o rt g ro u p s for sexual minority youths 22 and under. For m ore inform ation call OutYouth Austin at 476-0880. UT Floor H ockey C lub meets from 4 to 7 p.m. every Friday in Anna Hiss G ym nasium 135. For m ore in form ation call D avid at 478-5689. SPECIAL EVENTS D e p a rtm e n t of K in e s e o lo g y and Health faculty, staff and stu­ d e n ts will hold an O pen H ouse and Farewell Pool Party from 7 to 10 p.m. Friday at Anna Hiss Gym­ nasium . Events will include bas­ ketball, water aerobics, swimming and country & w estern dancing. For more information call Don at 471-1272 or 477-9318.' G o ld e n Key N a tio n a l H o n o r Society presents College Bowl '93 from 9:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday in Burdine Hall 106 and from 1 to 8 p.m . S unday in B u rdine H all 107. Entrance fee per four-person team is $10. A p p lic a tio n s are available in Texas Union Building 4.300. For m ore inform ation call Jason Blair at 495-3770. International H ospitality Com­ m ittee invites international stu ­ dents to sign up for the Thanks­ giving Dinner Program. For more inform ation call Linda Butler at 471-1211. Intervarsity C hristian Fellow ­ ship announces that Cliffe Knech- tle w ill speak from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Friday on the East Mall. For m ore inform ation call the Probe Center at 505-0105. M cDonald Observatory is hold­ ing a public star party at 6:30 p.m. S a tu rd a y at th e UT Bee C ave O bservatory, 506 C rystal Creek Dr. For more information call 263- 2189. SHORT COURSES U niversity Folk Dance Society offers a free course in international folk dancing from 8 to 11 p.m. Fri­ day in the Texas Union Building Tower Room (5.102). Partners are helpful but not required and par­ ticipants should wear slick shoes. LECTURE/FILM/ DISCUSSION B uddhist Association is sp on­ soring the lecture "Physical, Men­ tal and Spiritual Health: A Holis­ tic A pproach," by Dr. C hiu-N an Lai of M .D. A n d e rs o n C a n c e r Center. The lecture will be from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m . F rid a y in th e Robert A. Welch Hall 1.316. Dr. Lai will give the lecture "Physical, M ental and Spiritual M ysteries from a B u d d h ist A sp ect" from 7:30 to 9:30 p .m . S a tu rd a y in R o b ert A. W elch H a ll 1.316. E veryone is welcom e. For m ore inform ation call Kuo at 371-0620 or Du at 990-1099. D ep artm en t of P h ilo so p h y is spon so rin g the lecture "H u m e's Concept of Justice," by J. How ard Sobel, University of Toronto. The lecture will be at 3:30 p.m. Friday in W aggener Hall 316. For m ore information call 471-4857. I n d ia n C u ltu ra l A sso c ia tio n will view the film Gumraah at 7 p .m . S a tu rd a y in B eau fo rd H. Je ste r C e n te r 203A. F or m o re information call Tanvi at 479-6174. I n s t i tu t e fo r G e o p h y s ic s is sponsoring the lecture "C onver­ gence, C o m p ressio n a n d F luid Flow w ith in th e San A n d re a s Fault System, Monterey Bay, Cen­ tral California: A Biological-Geo­ logical R elatio n sh ip " b y G a rry Greene of the U.S. Geological Sur­ vey. The lecture will be at 4 p.m. Friday in the Atrium Conference Room 382, 8701 MoPac Express­ way. VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES UT S tu d en t V olunteer C enter is looking for volunteers to assist single paren ts on w elfare to get GEDs and job train in g to allow them to become independent. For more information call 471-6161. ■ Volunteers are also sought to work with a local children's m use­ um . V o lu n te e rs can w o rk as g a lle ry g u id e s or w o rk in the museum store or office. For more information call 471-6161. ■ Volunteers are also sought to v isit A u stin s e n io r c itiz e n s as entertainers, cooking instructors, arts and crafts instructors and sign language teachers. For more infor­ mation call 471-6161. OTHER B'nai B'rith Hillel Foundation, Jew ish S tu d e n ts C en ter, holds singing at 6:30 p.m. and Shabbat services at 7 p.m. every Friday at 2105 San Antonio St. There will be both reform and conservative ser­ vices. For m ore inform ation call 476-8125. Engineering Scholarship Office is accepting applications for the 1994-95 N a tio n a l A cad em y for Nuclear Training Scholarship. The scholarship is w o rth $2,250 per year. A pplicants need to be U.S. citizens and have a m inim um 3.0 GPA. For m ore inform ation con­ tact Tessie Jo Moon in Engineering T each in g C e n te r II 5.146 or Josephine Crutcher in Engineering Teaching Center II 5.204. Fine Arts C o n tin u in g E duca­ tion Program is sponsoring a day to u r on D ec. 4 of the H o u sto n M useum of Art. N ancy Scanlon and Karen Pope will speak. Partic­ ipants m ust register in advance. For m ore inform ation call Karen Pope at 471-8862. Lesbian, Bisexual and Gay Stu­ dents Association meets for fami­ ly h o u r from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m . every Friday in the Texas U nion Building Cactus Cafe. L u th e ra n C a m p u s M in is tr y invites everyone to attend its Sun­ day m orning service at 9:45 a.m. every S unday a t the U niv ersity Lutheran Center, 2100 San A nto­ nio St. For more information call 472-5461. M u slim S tu d e n t A sso ciatio n will hold its Jum a'a p ray e r at 1 p.m . F rid ay a t 1906 N ueces St. There will be an additional late prayer at 2 p.m. Friday in Geogra­ phy Building 424. For more infor­ mation call Sajid Hasan at 479-0260. P e rry -C a sta ñ e d a L ib ra ry a n ­ nounces the exhibit "Texas Native Cats." The exhibit is on d isp lay during library hours through Dec. 30 in the Perry-Castañeda Library lobby. For more inform ation call Carol Lockett at 495-4150. Thom pson Conference C enter is offering the workshop "Assist­ ing Texas Litigators" from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Friday in the Thompson Conference Center. George Hanko III, a tto rn e y a t D avid N ag le & Associates, will speak. For m ore inform ation call Sara Richardson at 471-8921. UT B a llro o m D a n c e C lu b meets from 2 to 4 p.m. every Sat­ urday in the Texas Union Building T ow er Room (5.102) for c lu b m em bers w ho w ish to im p ro v e th e ir b a llro o m te c h n iq u e a n d form. For m ore inform ation call Jennifer at 323-2972. UT Sailing Club announces its Saturday Sail car pool at 10 a.m. every Saturday at the northw est corner of 26th Street and Speed­ way. Anyone interested in sailing on Lake Travis should attend. For more information call Rob at 469- 9746, M artin at 472-2292, or the hotline at 258-5770. 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Page 10 Friday. November 19. 1993 T h e D a il y T e x a n ‘Turandot’ : A night at the opera Kavita Patel Daily Texan Staff Im ag es of a fat la d y in a V ik in g helmet tend to fill the m ind when people reflect on the word "opera." The art form has d e fin itely been around for a while and there probablv w ere quite a few fat ladies, but the Austin Lyric Opera is trying to change all that. The A L O is kicking off its seventh season with Giacomo Puccini > Tiaan- dot, and it promises to be a feast for the eves and ears. ut the neasv The average citizen might feel x about turning off Beavts Bu and heading over to the opera r Turandot production will change \ er\ preconceived notions about ¿ approachable art form bíace directo: Bliss Hebert says that opera car tures just about everything in lire beca. ; involves all the arts. Somehow errra has a name which frightens a o: c :x\> pie, and I don t know wh\ beca ..sc actually, it is one of the s r r .r ’.e: a*: forms." The Austin 1 vric Opera is a relative bab\ in the big business of voice. According to Marketing Director Re\ ah Anzaldua, the A LO began its first sea­ son in the red, but over the course of seven years has managed to increase its output and decrease its losses. "W e started out with one production per vear [at the Paramount] and now we have three productions three nights savs each at the Bass Concert Hall Anzaldua The cit) of Austin has also helped promote the A l O s success Austin is a cit\ in which 1 seem to >ee a phenom­ enal interest in all the arts ... so it s per­ haps easier than ;n some other cities savs fieneri So wh\ see Rosea: all the fuss I' Wh\ don t we Am at u j Scheme? :nteiiOCtua: exercise i t t if you choose to but notes main reason ietv*r oe ecollar decides to go. :-.-c >' .11 b.nd that opera has changtxl a groa: oca Hebert who ha> staged over 2.V p"ccl..ctK>r.s of more than SO operas 25 d-.*:erer.t companies savs that them s a *a: more professional atti­ tude toward e\ e:\ aspect of the pro- Who said that? TURANDOT Composer: Giacomo Puccini Director: Bliss Hebert Conductor: Chris Nance Starring: Katherine Kelly, Ruth Falcon, Jon Frederic West, Thomas Booth Playing at: Bass Concert Hall Date: Through Nov. 21 So why all the fu ss? W hy don’t we see Roseanne Arnold at La B ohem e? duction. ’ The size and popularity of opera has also u ndergone a m etam orphosis. When Hebert began 35 years ago, there were only seven or eight companies in America. \ o u there are about 40 com­ panies nationwide that sell out on a regular basis. The budgets are big. and the stars are even bigger. The Austin production of Turandot w ill cost over $350,000. The budget for the season's three produc­ tions is in the ballpark of $1.2 million. M oney is m a in lv provided by loval patrons, corporate sponsorship and ticket sales. Turandot is a grotesque fa iry tale about an Eastern princess, plaved by Katherine Kelly and Ruth Falcon, who has vowed that she will marrv the first suitor who can solve her three riddles. 1 ike any good bloody story, Turandot kills off many of her suitors with too much pleasure. Along comes Calaf, played by Jon Frederic W est and Thomas Booth, a nobleman who can correctlv solve the rid d le s and falls in lo ve w ith the princess of doom. As the plot unfolds, we learn about Turandot's sordid history, filled with pain and angst. Her pain is a barrier between her happiness with Calaf and her independence. According to General Director Joseph McClain, Puccini never really finished Turandot because he died of cancer- related maladies and an entrusted stu­ dent of his completed the work. " I think it is so significant that Pucci­ ni died before the relationship between Turandot and Calaf could be resolved," he says. For those w ho cannot pick up the story in its original Italian, just look at the supertitles. And remember: It's not n ecessarily o ve r w hen the fat la d y sings. So the red curtain rises. Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham throws his voice into Austin Nick Montfort Daily Texan Staff w h ile other comics outgrew their interest in puppets during their youth, Jeff D u n h a m learned early on that his ventril­ oquist dum m y w as w o rth ­ while. " I started having fun with it ," Dunham says, "and realized that it was a good tool. It was an automat­ ic 'A ' whenever I did a book report with a dummy." The dummies have continued to be good tools for Dunham, who has been twice named ventriloquist of 2 > \ F X 5 3 0 A l l leather H i k i n g boot for men & tornen. E n o u g h s u p p o r t to c a r r y a load, deal w it h uneven g round and c o m f o rt a b le enough to use on m u lt i - d a y t r i p s . FULL GRAIN LEATHER U P P E R A S 0 F LEV IN SO LE P0 LVU R ETH A N E MIDSOLE ASOLO 0U T S0 LE T h e r m o p l a s t i c A s o f l e x i n ­ sole o f f e r s e x c e lle n t f le x ib ilit y , s t a b i li t y , and p r e c isio n on uneven t e rrain . Whole Earth Provision Co. i 24 V 4 Q 2410 San Antonio 478-1577 4006 South Lamar 444-9974 tne year ras m ade num erous appearan es on The Tonight Show and sold out his recent show in Dal­ las. Dunham w ill be throw in g his voice tow ard A u stin soon. H e 'll b ring the co lo rfu l Pean u t and m orose W a lte r along w ith Jo s e Jalapeño on a stick to headline at the Paramount Saturday. His show w ill combine technical feats of ventriloquism with comedy that doesn't depend on vocal tricks, but is enriched by the repertoire of characters which Dunham portrays with his puppets. Dunham w ill also bring Bubba, who will be making his Austin pre­ m iere — although we m ay have seen similar dummies before. Dunham says that "w jth all the different characters, there's a vast appeal to different demographics." For instance, Jose is funnier on the West Coast than on the East, since people there know what a Jalapeño is. Targeting specific groups, like "Bubbas," might seem to rub some the wrong way, since the words he puts in his dummies' mouths are often caustic and insulting. But he doesn't expect Bubba to offend any­ one. "People don't think I'm making fun of them," he says. "They think I'm making fun of the people in the trailer next to them." H is most famous characters are the purple, jive-talking Peanut, all colors and style, and the grouchy Walter, made to look like a 65-year- old version of Dunham. "Peanut is EXAM + CONTACTS Startinq at s99* Complete ‘ price includes exam, 1 pair clear daily- w ear soft contacts, care kit, dispensing instructions, 1 st follow up. EXPIRES DEC. 25, 1993. WITH COUPON ONLY. NOT VALID WITH ANY OTHER OFFER. Austin Vision Center Dr. Mark F. Hutson, Optometrist 2415 Exposition, Suite D only 2 miles west of UT M-Th 477-2282 FRI 10-7 M/C VISA AMX DISC 9.6 JEFF DUNHAM Performing at: Paramount Theater, 713 Congress Ave. Date: 8 p.m. Saturday “People d o n ’t think I’m making fun of them. They think I’m m aking fun of the people in the trailer next to them.” — J eff Dunham, ventriloquist way-outta-there," says Dunham, noting that the college crow d is usually amused by him. "Bu t corporate types can identify with Walter because they're either married to him or he's their boss." Although Dunham is an adept ventriloquist (one part of the show involves six different voices talking in rapid succession), he likes to focus on his comedy. "The technical aspect isn't some­ thing I emphasize," he says. He sees the different characters as "opening up whole new avenues for comedy. "Stand-up comedy has taken a nose dive. It's like disco; it's had its day." 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Whole Earth Provision (Jo. 4006 South Lam ar 444-9974 Debí Mazar and Steve Antin star in Inside Monkey Zetterland, directed by Jefery Levy. Touch this ‘ Monkey% } Brian Baker Daily Texan Staff FILM A wonderful INSIDE MONKEY ZETTERLAND Starring: Debi Mazar, Steve Antin, Sandra Bernhard Director: Jefery Levy Playing at: Dobie Rating: ★★1/2 (out of five) thin g about films that are m ade w it h ­ out the aid of a large studio is how w e ll they reflect the feelings, thoughts and a t t i t u d e s p re va le n t in the tim es during which they were made. Recently this can be seen in such low-bud- get fare as sex, lies, and videotape and Slacker. The latest of these films to connect with the emotions of today is Inside M onkey Zetter- land. M o n k e y Z etterla n d (S te ve n A n tin ) is a young screenw riter w ith problem s. H e liv e s in a boarding house run by his nag­ ging soap-opera star m other (Katherine Helm ond), who con­ stantly complains about her hem­ orrhoids. H is g irlfrie n d (D eb i M azar) has left him because he is "b o r in g ." H is self-absorbed Please see Monkey, page 11 / S . x f - S t u d e n t T w D i s c o u n t ! ^ $ 4 O F F ^ . E V E R Y S H O W Í except 8 PM Sat. ^ : p ^ 2 0 - 0 5 5 3 B B B N O M A D I C N O T I O N S 3010 'V Anderson Ln. 454 0001 ¡v s t ' * / ÉS * K ) LSr i You Can Now Sleep A Lot Easier In Austin. If you do business in Austin, you'll be glad to know that there is now a Courtyard by Marriott hotel conveniently located on north IH-35. Which means that you can now enjoy the quality, service and value that have made Courtyard A m erica's favorite moderately- pneed hotel chain. Our guests enjoy free on-site parking, free airport shuttle, outdoor pool, exercise room, in-room coffee se rvice and more. Sleep easier now in Austin...at Courtyard by Marriott. 5660 NORTH IH-35 AUSTIN, TX 78751 (512)458-2340 ^ F o r Toll Free R e se rvation s^ C ali 1-800-321-22111^ Monkey Continued from page 10 b ro th e r (T ate D o v o v a n ) has screw ed up his h a ir. H is sister (Patricia Arquette) was cheated on by her lesbian lover (Sofia Coppo­ la), who got pregnant. H e's being followed by a lusty neighbor (San­ dra Bernhard) and his curtains are missing. Events begin to get strange at the Zetterland boarding house when a new couple, Sasha (Rupert Everett) and Sofie (Martha Plim pton), moves in. It seems that they are radical gay rights activists who begin to picket the studio where M onkey's mother works. Plus, he still can't find his curtains. And this convoluted mess reflects today's attitudes and feelings? By presenting a group of people who are so over the top, Inside Monkey Zetterland manages to do just that. As Monkey puts it, " I feel like I am bom barded by negative rays that reflect society and they make me unhappy.” Inside Monkey Zetterland is written by Antin, who got the idea for the scrip t from his e veryd a y experi- Dunham Continued from page 10 Another difference w ill be in the co n ten t of D u n h am 's com edy; although much com ic m aterial is pretty obscene, Dunham rates his show as ''P G or PG-13. It's not a show for kids, but it w ill appeal to some of them.” D unham spices up tra d itio n a l com edy w ith p roficient ve n trilo ­ quism, but that shouldn't cloud the fact that his comedy is highly enter- aining. enees in Los Angeles. Actually, Antin is a much better screenwriter than he is actor. H is deadpan style makes Monkey seem m ore d isin terested than melancholy. In fact, the cast members do not liv e up to the p o ten tial of th eir roles. Helmond, who shines when play­ ing the soap star, fizzles the rest of the time, when she acts like she is still the mother from Who's the Boss. A rq u e tte , M azar and P lim p to n som ehow m anage to stum ble through their roles without any true emotion w hile Coppola (The Godfa­ ther III) is still awful. Bernhard is the highlight of this film. As in her other work (Without You I'm N o th in g ), w h e n e ve r her ch aracter, Im ogene, ap p ears on screen, she takes the energy level of the film up. As a representative text for mod­ ern life , Inside M onkey Zetterlan d stands up w e ll. As a w ell-acted, timeless masterpiece, it does not. As a fun m ovie that never stops entertaining, it is right on the mark. Fo r those com edy clu b b ers who've tired of stand-up acts, Dun­ ham's show should provide a w el­ com e resp ite from the sam e old shtick. Those w ho see the show w o n 't get a rest from laughter, though. Dunham 's one-man comic act w ill draw a w ide array of voices out of his puppets and is sure to p u ll a good deal of laughter out from the audience as well. La F u e n e s X F ~ Join Us After the Game! ¡ F R t E - N A C H O S ! "i ¡i 1 Free order of bean & cheese nachos1 ► i with this coupon thru Nov. 30, 1993. 1 i One coupon per table. M W Th 1 1 -9 , Fri-Sat 8 -10 , Sun 8-3 • 442-9 925 • We sign! * c « U e n ,e s 6507 JL I Circle S. Rd. Congress I“LUe’re kind of hidden - but worth finding” ★ ★ 1 Hiuhcst Ratine) One of the year’s few true-blue originals.” M ► ( .!,.!)! \S| R \l>!( > M I WORK “Stunning...a humanistic vision with a magnetic cast and inspired writing” I m r.i.nu^l I c u . I ) A lt.Y V A R I ! IV ‘The in cast of the year.” M U M M I A S M< i R \ I \ ( i M A S INSIDE , M O N K E P ] ZETTERLAND Staying alive in the ’90s T h e D a il y T e x a n Friday, November 19,1993 Page 1 ! James Hibberd Daily Texa n Staff RECORD REVIEWS T h e y' re hack. The Bee Gees — those fu zzy, lovable disco kings — have returned w ith a new album aim ing to reconquer the Top-40 ch arts. N o , not w ith disco, but w ith mellow a d u lt co n tem p orary pop, whose dullness is only surpassed bv its musical uniformity. In 1977, Am erica became obsessed w ith John Travolta and the Bee Gees, w hile an evil plague called "d isco ” swept through the country. The nation had caught "Saturday N ight Fever," an epidem ic w hich seemed incur­ able and highly demeaning to those afflict­ ed. Gold chains, loud white suits and frothy chest hair ran rampant. W ith the turn of the decade, Am erica started feeling downright ashamed of the late-'70s madness, sweeping the Bee Gees and Travolta under the rug. Fast-forward to November 1993: Travolta has a new film out — Look W ho’s Talking Now — and the Bee Gees have released a new album. Both of these are at an identical level of unoriginality. The album is titled Size Isn't Everything, perhaps in defense of the current state of their fan base. They claim the new album is " a prop er to n ic for a w o rld fille d w ith chaos." Right. Unless a "proper tonic” is to be bored out of your sku ll, then H om ey says, " I don't think so.” The album consists of 11 unchallenging songs that are slickly produced. This peppy blandness is occasionally interrupted when the Brothers G ibb break into their trade­ mark falsetto w hich, frankly, sounds like cats being stran g led . G u ita r is lig h tly applied, but only to fill the need for an addi­ tional riff, never to make anv in d ivid u a l Wake up! Disco is dead! Unfortunately, the Bee Gees don’t buy it. And it looks like their record won’t be bought, either. StZfISN'T EVERYTHING Artist: The Bee Gees Label: Polygram The album’s only standout is the melodic track Blue Island, dedicated to the children of the former Yugoslavia. im pression. The album 's only standout is the m elodic track Blue Island, dedicated to the children of the former Yugoslavia. L y ric a lly , Size Is n 't E verything is com ­ posed of flow ery love songs, w ith vague religious references sprinkled like powered sugar. W h ile the odds are stacked against the Bee Gees' finding renewed success in the '90s (about as lik ely as Look W ho’s Talking N ow becom ing a ru n aw a y blockbuster), unoriginal sunshine is not alien to the Top 40, so anything is possible. ‘Dysfunctional’ comedy hits Austin Kavita Patel D a ily T e x a n S ta ff R o b Nash is not the average come­ dian s cup of tea After all, who can combine every aspect of sick nop culture into an am using montage of the m acabre? W e ll, that's how Nash stays one step ahead of the game. Nash is a UT graduate and a for­ mer editorial w riter for The Daily Texan. " I started getting serious [about comedy] in 1989 while 1 was w ritin g editorials for the T exan," says Nash. Nash w alked into the Cactus Cafe d uring an open m ike night and his career took off. After graduation, Nash realized that "club s w ere starting to close right, left and center, so I knew I need­ ed to diversify.” Sin ce then, N ash has m ade a lu c ra tiv e and respectable career for himself. Nash, a fan of P^ula Poundstone, Richard Pryor and L ily Tomlin, says, "There is a lot of creative talent out there ... [but there are] _____________________________ alread y h undreds of cra p p y, b orin g acts and now they're thou­ sands of crappy, bor­ ing acts." ROB NASH Performing at: Esther’s Follies, 525 E. Sixth St. Pate: 8 p.m. Sunday N a s h 's one-m an comedy act, 12 Steps to a More Dysfunctional Christmas, w ill be at Esther's Follies Sunday night. In the act, Nash tries a little take-off on holiday bonding and the talk show genre, but manages to stay aw ay from being crappy or boring. Dysfunctional Christmas is a follow-up to N ash’s 12 Steps to a More D ysfunctional You, w hich garnered praise from Austin audiences. Nash says he likes to perform stand-up but regrets not always having the time to do it. He is now planning to take his one-man act to other parts of Texas and San Francisco. i r p £ ¿ r t$ i — 11 SjP H o u rs: A ll d ay S u n . & M o n . 1 1 -2 :3 0 T ues. -Sa t. C a n E at i BUFFETi in clu d e s g re a t pizza, sa la d 415 W. 24th St. Under the Castilian 472-DAVE 1926 E. 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CfGIIAl A D D A M S FAM ILY V A LU E S (PGt3> 2.3Q5J5/.3Q 9.45 12.05 . ....... SMART SiEH ÍQ ADOAMS FAMILY VALUES 0*613) JR f SMART STEREO 3JC 5.45 8.15 10.30 C A R U T O 'S W A Y (R) 1:30 4 157:00 9:5 12:40 T H R E E M U S K ET EE R S 2.505.20 rj-J d 40 STREETCAR NAM ED DESIRE (pg> 2.30 9:50 HERO (NR) 5 00 7 15 . . . .. ............ DOLBY DOIBY BUY, SELL, RENT, TRADE... W ANT ADS...471-5244 Page 12 Friday, November 19, 1993 T h e D a il y 1 EX AN Planet of the Genitals: Nude apes banned from stands Associated Press D A LL A S — A Dallas-based grocery chain isn't mon­ keying aiound w ith the Novem ber issue of Discover magazine. The M inyard grocery chain pulled the magazine from shelves in 77 stores last week because the magazine's cover features an artist's rendering of a hairy pair of 3.2 m illio n - year-o ld apes w a lk in g side-bv-side w ith exposed genitals. A store manager thought the illustration might offend customers. "W hen it shows the genitals or the breasts, w e're going to pull it," said M invard President Jav L. W illiam s. Paul Hoffman, editor in chief of Discover, said he was shocked and amused bv the Minvard ban. "These are anim als," he said. "D on't people have pets in Texas? ... W h at about those longhorns and those cows, do you have to cover them up, too?" Minyard officials say the nudity rule is applicable to all magazine covers, regardless of the subjects’ species. placed in the same category as actresses Sharon Stone and Dem i Moore, who scantily graced the covers of other magazines that also were banned by M inyard. M inyard officials say the nudity rule is applicable to all magazine covers, regardless of the subjects' species. "W e're a fam ily company, we began in 1932 as a fam­ ily company and have remained a fam ilv com pany," W illia m s said. "W e know children are going to be standing at the magazine rack, and we just don't feel it's right." The apes were sculpted to represent a creature called Australopithecus afarensis, which many scientists believe is the earliest ancestor to human beings. The illustration promotes an article called "10 Great Hoffman said he couldn't believe the apes were being Science Museums." Woman advertising womb for rent despite being at odds with the law Associated Press H O U STO N — Federal agents and police in Texas and Louisiana say a wom an w ho used a Houston b ill­ board to ad vertise her wom b for rent has an extensive history of dis­ putes w ith the la w and is under in d ictm en t for m ail fraud and money laundering. W hitney Neuhaus, 43, is the tar­ get of a continuing investigation bv the F B I, the H ou sto n C hronicle reported Thursday. Neuhaus last week put the mes­ sage "W o m b for R e n t" on a b ill­ board along Houston's Southwest Freeway, prompting a flood of pub­ lic it y altho ug h the w om an had sought to keep her identity secret. The newspaper, however, reported that Neuhaus faces charges in a New Orleans federal court on four counts of m ail fraud and one count of money laundering. If convicted, she could be jailed for up to five years and fined up to $250,000 on each of the four m ail fraud counts, and 20 years with a fine of up to $500,000 on the money-laundering count. The charges allege she was run­ ning a scheme through a weight- loss c lin ic she operated in N ew Orleans by double-billing insurance companies, then "la u n d erin g " the in m oney M assachusetts, using one of her aliases. a bank through "Sh e lives, from what I can tell, from scam to scam," an unidentified N ew Orleans court official fam iliar with Neuhaus told the Chronicle. She also is know n as W h itn e y Neuhaus-Broach, through her mar­ riage to attorney Roger H arm on Broach. Broach has been the public representative for Neuhaus in her surrogate mother enterprise. "There w on't be any response," a man at Broach's office, w’ho identi­ fied h im self o n ly as C lyd e , said Thursday. "M r. Broach has said to run whatever you're going to." N eu hau s w as arrested last Fe b ru a ry in H o u sto n and w as released after posting bond in New Orleans. She is facing a Dec. 6 trial in N ew Orleans. In 1983, she was arrested for the m urder of her first husband, C arl W erling, a prominent N ew Orleans attorney. W erling, who was separat­ ed from his w ife at the tim e, was shot in the head, neck and chest in N eu hau s' home in Ja n u a ry 1983. Neuhaus presented a battered-wife defense and never was prosecuted for the shooting, N e w O rlean s authorities told the Chronicle. She also faced four felo n y hot check charges totaling $10,490.35 and appeared W ednesday in state d istrict court in G retna, La., at a hearing where she sought to have the charges dropped because the statute of limitations had expired. Three of the charges w ere d is­ m issed over the ob jection s of Louisiana authorities w ho contend N eu h au s fled the state to a vo id arrest. She faces another hearing Dec. 16 on the remaining charge. Several of her business enterpris­ es failed in Lo u isian a and she is struggling through a b itterly con­ tested personal bankruptcy in N ew O rleans. A Houston business she ran, Texas Medical Clinics, also filed for bankruptcy protection last year. The firm specialized in such proce­ dures as tattooing eyeliner and eye­ brows on women. A t the tim e of filin g , Texas M edical Clinics Inc. listed assets of $650,000 and liabilities of $1 million. 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G re a t c a r. $ 3 5 0 0 8 9 2 -2 2 3 9 . 11-18-5B 198C M E A N G reen Volvo looks g o o d . S u n ro o f, n e w tire s , a n d A /C 11-19- 5B. 4 7 8 -7 6 3 5 $ 2 5 0 0 70 - Motorcycles 1 9 8 5 Y A M A H A R iva S c o o te r. G re a t c o n d itio n . G o e s 6 0 mph $ 6 9 5 O B O . C o ll M ik e , 8 9 2 - 6 44 0. 11-16-58 80 - Bicycles MOUNTAIN BIKE CLEARANCE Many Reduced to Cost!!! BUCK’S BIKES 928-2810 100 + BIKES $25 and up SA LES EVERY SATURDAY N o r th - 5 4 th S t. & A irp ort (N ext to B uilde r's Square) South - 4 0 9 W. B e n W hite (Across from Wendy's) Austin Bicycle Salvage 2 4 4 -7 4 4 4 2 0 0 - Furniture- Household /P !! WATER BED BARGAINS!! WAVEREST WATERBEDS is m oving across the street and w e're selling everything in our old store next to Target at the corner o f Ben W h ite and South Lamar for pennies on the dollar!! Everything down to the bare walls will be sold regardless of price. • W O O D FRAMES FROM $39 9 5 • DE M O WATERMATTRESSES. 50% -75% O FF •SCRATCH & DENT, RETURNS... 50% OFF ALL WATERBED PACKAGES IN ­ CLUDING SOFT-SIDES WILL BE SOLD RIGHT OFF THE-FLOORII For o complete listing ond sale hours coll 4 4 4 -! 962 11-18-2B 2 5 0 - Musical Instruments S O N G W R IT E R S C O N T E S T . C o ll fo r re c o rd e d m essage ( 2 1 0 ) 5 9 9 - 84 4 2 1 1-1-30B 3 4 5 - Misc. .ALL AMERICAN FLOOR**. J fv D o r m Size C a r p e t^ v IMMEDIATE OCCUPANCY 1 BR available, Convenient to Hancock Center, U.T. Shuttle, Amenities & Fully Furnished. This One Won’t Last PARK PLAZA- PLAZA COURTS LUXURY APTS. 915 E. 41st St. 452-6518 2 BLOCKS FROM UT Efficiency apartments. Nicely furnished! All bills paid. On shuttle. Chaparosa Apartments 474-1902 11-4-206 C E N T E N N IA L C O N D O . W e s t Campus Block from campus 3 / 2 , W /D , firepla ce. For spring semes­ ter. $ 1 5 0 0 /m o . 4 7 7 -4 7 4 0 . 11-T2- 10B .R e m n a n t s Cheap! * C 7 5 3 0 Burnet Rd. 4 5 1 -1 7 7 6 R O O M AV A ILA B LE at C o n te s s a W e st $ 4 8 0 /m o . Includ es e xtra s. C a ll Jesse fo r m o re in fo . 4 7 2 - 0 7 9 0 leave message 11-18-5B PRE-LEASE N O W fo r January. 1 's from $ 3 8 5 , 2's from $ 5 5 0 A p a rt­ m ent F in d e rs S e rv ic e , 2 1 0 9 R io G rande, 4 5 8 -1 2 1 3 . 1 1-17-6B N O R T H C A M P U S fu rn is h e d e f f i­ ciencies for $ 3 4 0 /m o ., hurry on ly 2 left. C a ll Lisa 4 6 9 -0 9 2 5 1 1-19- 11B 3 7 0 - Unf. Apts. SEVERAL USED pogers, $20-$ 100, plus a ir tim e. C a ll 4 4 5 -1 0 9 6 ^ 11- 16-146 BOOKS!BUY!BOOKS!SELL! 12th St. Books, UT area's new­ est book store. Enjoy coffee w h ile you browse in our ca­ sual atmosphere and lounge in our reading area. 10% off pur­ chase with this ad. 8 2 7 W . 12th St. 10-7 daily. R EAL ESTATE SALES 3 5 0 - Rental Services 120 - Houses NICE 2BR house n e w paint, c a r­ pel, and c e ilin g ions,, centra! a ir c o n d it io n in g . $ 5 5 , 0 0 0 . 9 2 8 - 057 7 n.'Q-4B 1 3 0 - Condos- T o w n h o m e s FOR SALE l - ! s, 2 - 2 ’ s. 3 - 2 's. W est a n d N o rth C am pus. Starting $ 4 0 ,0 0 0 5% dow n financing avail­ able Ely Properties 4 7 6 -1 9 7 6 . 11- 15-208 KEG PARTY. K in m o re b e e r d is ­ penser w ith carbon d io xid e hook-up and ta p . N ic e w o o d g ro in finish. $30 0. 442 -20 21 osk for Todd. 1 1- 19-58 3 6 0 - Furn. Apts. 1BLK T O cam pus 1-1. A v a ila b le J a n u a ry 1 Sm all q u ie t c o m p le x . W e ll fu rn is h e d a n d m a in ta in e d . 2 7 2 1 H e m p h ill Pork 4 7 8 - 1 8 7 0 . 1 1-4-20B UT 1 BLOCK! Q uiet, spacious 2-2 C A C H . fa n s , c a b le Red R iv e r / 3 0 th . 8 0 0 + . S p e cia l $ 6 5 0 4 7 7 - 338 8. 10-3-20B-D ALL BILLS PAID 2212 San Gabriel St 474-7732 LARGE EFFICIECIES N e ar Campus/Red River Shuttle N e w floors, ceiling fans DW , mini-blinds N o pets/no roommates CALL S A N D R A 3 7 1 -0 1 6 0 11-2-20M HYDE PARK: I B d / l B a , c le a n , m o d e rn , q u ie t, o n shuttle ro u te A v a ila b le D e c e m b e r 15. $ 4 7 5 . 4 5 2 -3 1 0 7 evenings. 11-10-20B NEAR L A W s c h o o l La rg e 1 -1 , $ 3 7 5 e le c O n s h u ttle , 4 7 4 - 1240. 1 1-9-20B HYDE PARK 1-bedroom apa rtm e nt a v a ila b le im m edia tely $ 4 1 0 /m o . 4 52 -8 3 8 7 . 11-15-5B fo r m o ve 1 /1 AV AILA B LE in . M arks Em bers A p a rtm e n ts. 3 1 0 0 S p e e d w a y . C a ll D a n a t 4 5 1 - 2 2 6 8 . 11 15-56 1 7 1 7 W 3 5 T H S t., ne a r sh u ttle , la rg e 2 / 2 A p p lia n c e s , c e ilin g fans, m ini blin d s, on-site la u n d ry , ca b le p a id . $ 6 0 0 . 4 5 1 -7 6 9 4 . 11- 16-4BC. HYDE PARK area la rg e efficie n cy. C e ilin g fa n , m in i b lin d s , a ll a p ­ pliances, gas, ond water paid. O n ­ site la u n d r y , n e w c a r p e t. F rom $ 3 8 0 /m o . 4 5 1 -7 6 9 4 . 1M6-4BC W EST C A M P U S 2 / 2 and lo ft o f W o te rfo rd . $ 1 1 8 5 w o s h e r/ dryer. Coll 4 7 2 -9 3 4 4 or 4 6 9 -9 7 2 6 Sub­ lease. 11-17-8P ENFIELD ROAD 2-1 F urn ish e d /U n ­ furnished. C eiling fans, mini-blinds, pool, quiet, ER Shuttle. $ 5 6 0 /m o Shown by appointm ent. 4 7 7 -1 3 0 3 . 11-16-4B WEST C AM PUS 2 / 1 , huge w in d - o w s, w o o d flo o r s , p r iv a te d e c k ove rlo o kin g g orden . A v a ila b le im ­ m e d ia te ly. $ 6 9 5 /m o . 4 7 7 -5 6 0 8 . 11-16-7B UNEXPECTED AVAILABILITY In Wesf Campus One Unfurnished 1 -bedroom Gas, Water, & Cable Paid On W C shuttle. $425/month. Barranca Square Apts 9 1 0 W . 26th St. 4 6 7 -2 4 7 7 l / B A R G A IN l . $ 3 1 0 . C A /C H , a pp lia nces. 7 0 9 0 G ra n d C anyon D eposit $ 2 0 0 . N e w m a n M a n a g e ­ ment 4 5 3 -4 5 0 0 . 11-19-10B 9 3 0 W EST C A M P U S 2 / 2 , W / D , fir e ­ p la c e , fu r ­ nished/unfurnished. $ 9 0 0 9 month le ase. D a rle n e 4 7 4 - 7 4 2 4 11-19- 1 IB N ic e s a .ft SUB-LET FOR S p rin g W est C am ­ pus 2 / 2 , p o o l, g o s /w a te r p a id $ 6 7 5 / m onth plus de p o sit. C a ll 4 7 4 -8 3 3 2 . 11-1P 5P NEAR UT $325 W alk to campus N ew carpet, paint, tile Beautifully remodeled! 472-6979 11-18-20B 2 /1 APARTMENT in w o oded com ­ p le x o n SR sh u ttle . $ 4 9 5 /m o n th until January. D e posit pa id A v a il­ a b le 12-1. C a ll 7 0 7 - 1 6 6 8 6 . 1 1- 18-5B I B d / l ,5Ba w /s tu d y , HYDE PARK: vaulte d c e ilin g , skylights, split-lev­ e l, n e w c a r p e t, on bus ro u te , $ 6 5 0 /m o n th . 4 5 1 -7 6 1 9 . 11-18-206 LUXURIOUS EFFICIENCIES & 1 / l s - $ 3 5 0 -$ 4 4 5 fo r S p rin g Semester, W est Campus. C a ll V illa Vallorta @ 3 2 2 -9 8 8 7 . 11-19-5B 3 8 0 - Fum. Duplexes HO T TUB, fe n c e d y a rd , g a ra g e , w e ig h t room, W /D , storage b u ild ­ in g , c lo s e UT, fir e p la c e , c a b le . 4 7 2 -4 7 4 0 . 11-17-5P 11-16-20B 3 9 0 - Unf. Duplexes LARGE 1-1, take o v e r lease w ith huge m o nthly d isco u n t. 5 5 0 s q .fl. SR shuttle, quiet c e ilin g fans, w a ­ t e r / c a b le p a id $ 4 1 5 /m o . 4 4 1 - 8 08 7. 1 1-18-4B 2 / 2 Q U IE T , N e w ly re m o d e le d , C A / C H , W / D c o n n e c tio n , I 2 0 IB , W .4 0 th , $ 5 9 5 /m o . De­ O p e n S a t. a f te r ­ p o s it $ 3 9 5 . noon, 2 5 5 -1 1 3 0 . 11-18-2B H illside Apts. 1 & 2 Bedrooms Furnished or Unfurnished Clean & Quiet All Utilities Paid 4 7 8 -2 8 1 9 RIVERSIDE C O N D O , 2 / 2 co n - trolled access, swim m ing, spa, ten­ nis, sand vo lleyba ll- $ 5 5 0 . A vail- able now. 4 7 6 -1 9 7 6 , EPI. H-5-16B PRE-LEASE FOR S p rin g sem ester. 1 / 1 ' s—$ 4 9 5 , 2 / l ' s - $ 6 0 0 , units N o rth & W est C a m pu s. A lso En­ field. 4 7 6 -1 9 7 6 . 11-5-16B 5 1 4 Dawson Rd Just off Barton Springs Rd. U -17-206-8 N O W PRE-LEASING I O rangetree- in side co u rty a rd , la rg e 2 / 2 . 5 fo r summer & fail 4 7 6 -1 9 /6 . EPI. 11-8- 20b * * H Y D E PARKI M o d e r n , B ig , B rig h t 1 / 1 , $ 4 7 0 ! S m a ll 1 / 1 , $ 3 8 0 1 B ig 2 / 2 , $ 6 7 0 ! F ro n t Page 4 8 0 -8 5 1 8 . 11-17-20BC S P R IN G S /O L T O R F . B A R T O N Starting at $ 2 9 5 efficiencies, lb r , and 2 b r, fre e c a b le 3 2 6 - 9 4 4 2 . 11-19-1 OB SAN GABRIEL SQUARE Apts. • furnished • UT Shuttle • 5 biktfrom Campus • 2-1 Economy Style PRE-LEASE N O W for January. Cam­ pus a re a o n d a ll sh u ttle ro u te s. A p a rtm e n t Finders Service, 2 1 0 9 Rio G rande, 4 5 8 -1 2 1 3 . 11-17-68 4 0 0 - Condos- Townhom es 4 9 9 - 8 8 2 8 I1.I9.20B • Efficiencies/1-1 O b d r m / ^ b a . RECO RD S $1 9 9 . C a s s e tte s , music posters, Pulp magazines, and other neat stuff. A n tique Exchange 5 1 1 7 N Lamar W e also have an­ tiques' 11 -15-5B M A C SE 4 / 8 0 w ith Im a g e W rite r II, m odem , M ic ro s o ft w o rd , fre e ­ h a n d , o th e rs $ 7 5 0 . C o m p u te r desk $ 8 5 . A G re a t D e a lt 4 5 0 - 1193, Heather. 11-17-5K IBM C O M P A T IB L E 3 8 6 -D X w ith math p ro c e s s o r, m ouse, m odem , monitor, etc $ 7 5 0 . NEC printer 2 4 p in $ 1 5 0 . Both $ 8 5 0 . Price n e g o tia b le C a ll A je e t, 3 7 1 - 393 3. 11-15-56 M O V IN G ! E N T E R T A IN M E N T C e n te r $ 9 5 , C o m fy sofa $ 3 5 ; C o m p u te r Desk $ 8 5 ; D re sse r All $ 2 8 0 $ 5 0 ; N ig h tsta n d $ 3 5 or somel 4 5 0 -1 1 9 3 , Heather. 11- 17-5P IBM 2 8 6 c o m p a tib le , 1 m eg RAM, hard drive, brand new VG A m onitor, mouse, DO S 5 .0 , W o rd - perfect 4 .2 , $ 4 5 0 4 9 9 -0 6 1 2 11- 15-5B FOR SALE: Futon $ 3 0 0 . Queen- size b e d $ 1 0 0 . Law n m o w e r $10 0. Ten-speed bike $50, Dish­ es (serves 8) $ 3 5 . Vacuum $ 3 0 . 263 -9 5 2 6 . )t-l6 5 B 1981 FORD Escort Station w agon, 8 0 ,0 0 0 m iles, A M /F M , a ir, runs w e ll, n ee ds b r a k e /m u ffle r w o rk . $850, O B O 4 7 4 -6 9 5 8 11-17-56 ONE YEAR tanning membership for $215. 4 7 7 -8 6 9 4 . 11-17-5NC C O M PUTER FOR sale M a c p lu s with M odem 2 4 0 0 ond 80 mego- byte h a rd disk $ 5 9 0 . 3 2 0 -8 1 1 1 . t f-l6-5r>C 198 2 2-D O O R R a bbit. N o A / C , 1 1 0 k $ 8 0 0 . Runs w e ll. 4 5 4 - 2 83 0. t M6-5B PLANE TICKET from Boston through C h ic a g o to A u s tin , J o n u a ry 14, $ 1 4 0 . C a ll 4 9 9 - 0 9 4 1 b e tw e e n 6pm-9pm. 11-16-5P S O N Y B O O M b o x w ith d o u b le cassette and detachable speakers. Like n e w , h a r d ly u s e . S o unds g re a tl $ 4 0 obo 4 5 3 -3 5 6 6 , Tom. 11-16-5NC 18" FUJI cross bike . G reat c o n d i­ tio n . Toe clips o n d pum p. R a pid fire sh ifte rs . $ 2 0 0 . D a nny 4 6 2 - 1678 1 1-16-5B TV $ 1 2 5 , turn-table $ 7 5 , cassette deck $7 5 , vacuum $40, answering machine $35, cordless phone $35 , R e ceiver $ 1 2 5 , spea kers $ 1 2 5 . 3 3 9 -3 1 4 6 11-17-5N C C E N T U R IO N R A C IN G b ik e . G ood c o n d itio n , $ 3 0 0 . C all M at* at 7 0 7 -1 4 2 8 b e fo re 2 :3 0 p m . 11- 17-5P c a c h e 4 8 6 D X 2 / 5 0 IB M C o m p a tib le , to w e r 2 5 6 K 1 2 0 m e g both flo p p ie s , w in d o w s a c c e le r a te D O S 6 . 0 w in d o w s . $ 1 0 0 0 4 7 7 -1 8 8 6 1 1-I9-5B 4 m e g s , G R A D U A T IN G M U S T sell 1 9 9 2 Haro Escape mountain bike Excel­ lent con d itio n . Used to get to and fro m ca m p u s o n ly . $ 2 0 0 . 4 7 8 - 6 2 5 4 . I t - 19-58 M A C IN T O S H SE co m p u te r, 4 m b R A M , 4 0 m b H D . System 7 .1 A p p le extended x e yb o a rd , c a rry ­ ing cose, $ 6 5 0 /O B O . C all 4 7 3 - 8 9 2 3 . U-18-5B M E N ’ S ROLLER blade lightenings: size 11, black ond gray, like new, in box, w /w ris t guards, $ 1 0 0 . A l­ bert 4 7 3 -8 2 2 4 11-19-5B A N D R E W M ARC LEATHER JA C K ­ ET: m e n 's , s iz e la r g e , b r o w n , n e v e r w o rn , p a id $ 5 0 0 M u s t sell, $2001 4 7 7 -3 1 9 8 . 1 M 9 -5 B FULL SIZED mattress, box springs, frame 3 months o ld $ 1 5 0 O B O . 4 5 2 -1 2 6 8 leave message. 11-19-5B COMPLETE W O M A N 'S snow ski suit, size large, $100 3 2 3 -5 0 4 9 11-19-5 B ROD STEWART tickets Friday N o ­ v e m b e r 2 6 ot th e A la m o d o m e G ood seats. $65 O B O . C all 4 4 8 - 3 02 2. 11-19-46 S A N Y O STEREO w ith w o o d c a b i­ net a n d s p e a k e rs , $ 1 0 0 . 3 2 3- 5 0 4 9 11-19-5B M A C IN T O S H S T A N D A R D k e y ­ b o a rd . N e w , n e v e r used. $ 6 0 . 3 2 3 -5 0 4 9 1 1-19-5B Order by Mail, FAX or Phone FAX: P.O. Box D Austin, Texas 78713 471-6741 Classified Phone: 471-5244 2 0 words 5 days S5 Additional Words....$0.25 ea 1 7 13 19 25 2 8 14 20 26 3 9 15 21 27 4 10 16 22 28 5 11 17 23 29 6 12 18 24 30 limited to pnvate party (non-com- • Offer I mercial) ads only Individual items offered ■ for sale may not exceed $1,000, and price 1 must appear in the body of the ad copy. If | items are not sold, five additional insertions • will be run at no charge Advertiser must I call before 11 a.m. on the day of the fifth ■ insertion. No copy change (other than ■ reduction in price) is allowed ADDRESS. CITY. NAME.......................................................... PHONE. .STATE. .ZIP., Transportation SPRING PRELEASING S K I ! Friendly, inviting H O U S E S 2 to 3 bike to UT $ 3 3 0 t o $440/mo. Homecooked meals, open kitchens, and more. CALL US TODAY! 4 4 0 - Roommates U .T .’s ROOMMATE SOURCE Find a g re a t ro o m m a te for y o u r bu sy life style. “ Texas E x -o w n e d s in c e 1989” . Conv#n»nttv toe cried at 1711 San Antonio WINDSOR ROOMMATES 495-9988 R O O M M A T E a m o n th , M /F $ 2 2 0 2 B d r / 2 B a O n PV ro u te . C a ll 3 2 6 -4 1 6 9 . 1 1-18-5P. w a n te d . b ills 1 / 2 LARGE CARPETED b e d ro o m has w a s h e r /d r y e r , s p a , a n d g o lf c o u rs e . F ro n ta g e , $ 2 5 0 . 9 2 8 - 0 5 7 7 1 1-19-4B RO O M M ATE NEEDED: 2 / 2 , W est Campus, ava ila b le Dec. 15. Kevin 4 8 0 -9 8 0 2 . 1-18-10B A N N O U N C EM EN TS 5 3 0 - Travel- T r a n s p o r t a t i o n 1 3 t h Y E A R ! T-E-X-A-S SOUTH PADRE ISLAND NORTH PADRE/MUSTANQ ISLAND ---------------- r-L -O -R -l-D -A ----------- DAYTONA BEACH PANAMA C ITY BEACH ORLANDO/WALT DISNEY WORLD --------------C -O-L-O-R-A-D-O----------- STEAMBOAT VAIL/BEAVER CREEK BRECKENRIDGE/KEYSTONE ------------------ N -E-T-A-D-A-------------- LAS VEGAS 8-O-U-T-H C -A -H -O -L -l-M -A - HILTON HEAD ISLAND RESERVATIONS AVAILABLE NOW CALL TOLL PREE FOR FULL DETAILS AND COLOR BROCHURE! 1 * 8 0 0 'S U N C H A S E Crested Bum i ■ t i a i ■ i FR O M O N L Y $ 1 9 9 PIUS TAX SK I-IN/SKl-O UT lifts SKI RENTALS IUS PARTIES ► --U.&Ski 4 6 9 - 0 9 9 9 6 0 0 W 2 6 t h Su it ; 1 0 2 SK I DEALS! Nestled in the heart o f the Rocky Mountains, Call Travel Leader o f Boulder, Colorado at 1-800-377-5409 for ski packages as low as $540, som e including roundtrip airfare. Need a lift to the Valley on Thanksgiving Break? Progressive Van Lines will provide services between Austin and the Rio Grand Valley. For info and reservations call (512)385-4543. 11-19-3P 5 4 0 - Lost & Found REWARD! Lost 11-5-93. Saint Davids hospital/UT area. Female golden retriever. Short hair, blonde color. Small, thin frame. Very shy. Five years old. No collar. Answers to Lilly. Please call 454-1076. Leave message. ED UC ATIONAL 5 8 0 - Musical Instruction GUITAR , BASS A ll styles. B e g in ­ ners to pros. Eleven q u a lifie d in ­ stru c to rs on s ta ff G e t th e e d g e l Austin G u ita r S ch ool, 4 4 2 -2 8 8 0 11-9-19B G U ITA R LE S S O N S B lues, r o c k ] ja z z , a lte rn a tiv e , fo lk . 1 0 ye a rs teoching experience. Andy Bulling- ton 4 5 2 -6 1 8 1 . 11-17-206-C 6 1 0 - Misc. Instruction A W E S O M E M O N E Y B a rte n d in g . P ro fe s s io n a l ho m e stu d y course. C a ll l- ( 8 0 0 ) - 2 8 2 - 0 5 4 4 , 2 4 hrs. Lim ited o ffe r. U n b e lie v a b ly in ex­ pensive 11-19-20B SERVICES 7 5 0 - Typing D A T A P R O C E S S IN G S e rv ic e s . th e s e s , P ro fe s s io n a l charts databases, etc Laser print­ er and spell check. 3 1 2 -0 1 8 9 . 11- 8-2 0B re p o r ts , L O N D O N & Paris o r E u rop e 10 da y s la n d & a ir $ 1 9 9 5 , c o lle g e c re d it 4 5 2 - 6 3 1 7 /8 3 5 - 6 4 7 9 . 10- 27-20P AIRLINE TICKETS FREE!? C o uriers needed O utrageous International trip s ; C a ll PTG 3 1 0 - 5 1 4 - 4 6 6 2 . 11-17-11-206 EM P LO Y M EN T - 79 0 PART TIM E Are you G ood at EVERYTHING? Or at least biology, chemistry, or physics? Why do we ask? The Princeton Review, the leader of test prep., is currently seeking energetic, dynamic teachers who have a thorough command of the subjects that appear on the MCAT: chemistry, biology, and/or physics. Starting teacher pay is $14/hr.; a college degree and a great MCAT score are required. Interested? CALL 474-TEST today!!! NEWSPAPER DISTRIBUTORS The University of Texas at Austin Circulation Assistant The Daily Texan is seeking 1 Circulation Assistant to pick up newspapers at the dock, load own vehi­ cle, and deliver the newspapers to boxes on cam­ pus and to other Austin and University locations. Deliveries must begin at 4:00 AM and be com­ pleted by 7 AM, Monday through Friday - no weekends. Requires High School graduation or GED; ability and willingness to provide own vehicle (van or covered pickup), to show proof of insurance, and to provide a valid driver’s license and acceptable driving record. Applicant selected must provide a current Department of Public Safety driver’s license record. Newspaper delivery experience is preferred. Salary is $6.33 per hour, for a maximum of 19 hours per week, plus $.275 per mile. For appointment call SH AR O N W EST 471-5422 An Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer \ t » Z I V L E Y The C om plete Professional Typing Service TERM PAPERS DISSERTATIONS A P PLIC A TIO N S RESUMES W ORD PROC ESSIN G LASER PRINTING FORM ATTING H BLOCKBUSTER PAPERS RESUMES RUSH JOBS A b e l ’ s C o p ie s 1906 GUADALUPE 4 7 2 - 5 3 5 3 760 - Misc. Services NEED HELP w ritin g resumes? Look­ ing for em ployment? Use our w ork packet to fin d solutions1 Send $ 1 5 c h e c k to C o re e r C o n n e c tio n s , P . O B 1 4 0 9 7 1 , A u s tin , TX, 7 8 7 1 4 . 11-8-106 790 - Part tim e ♦STUDENTS* Concert Ticket Sales Annual Christmas Event Ideal Telephone Positions Part-time evening hours $6-10 /h r. 834-3030 A p ply 8 0 0 7 Gessner Dr. I f 5-206 FLAG FO O TBALL o f fic ia ls n e e d ­ e d . PARD is n o w h ir in g $ 9 p e r gam e W ill train. C a ll 4 8 0 -3 0 1 5 11-8-106 GREAT COLLEGE JOB! Political fundraising office now taking part-time applications. Call 477-9821 Ask for Jeff. 11-10.20&8 N E AR UT T y p is t w / 4 0 w p m , b o o kke e p in g trainee w /to u c h 10- key, p a ra le g a l runner w /o w n re li­ able car 4 7 4 -2 0 3 2 11-11-20B-D DISTRIBUTERS/ME RCHAN- SALES. DISER S /R O A D -S ID E M a le /F e m a le . C ash p a id d a ily . T r a n s p o r ta tio n r e q u ir e d 7 0 7 - 9 9 8 7 . 1 l- t 0-208 27TH STREET 2707 HEMPHILL PARK 1472-3210 472-7677 L ü R é ' n u a i í T m r m tsStki « D m u U K F B . COLOR COPIES fr o m 90C ■ WORD PROCESSING: Resum es, Papers Theses & d is s e rta tio n s ■ BINDING: V e lo b in d , s p ir a l F a s tb a c k , 3 h o le P unch « COURSE PACKETS T Y P I N G ‘til M idnight S u n .-th u rs. OPEN 7 days H o u s e o f |% \ t u t o r sWN S in c e 1980 4 7 2 - 6 6 6 6 TERM PAPERS, resumes, tran scrip­ tio n s e rv ic e s , & m o il m erge-* $ 1 . 5 0 / p a g e P ic k -u p /d e liv e ry . Doris 282 -4 2 4 0 . 11-9-5B EM P LO Y M EN T - 79 0 PART TIM E Up To $600.00 Compensation Are you a healthy, non-smoking, male bet­ ween the ages of 18 and 45; weighing bet­ ween 135-200 pounds and within 10% of your ideal weight? If so, you may qualify to partici­ pate in a pharmaceutical research study and receive up to $600.00. The dates and times of the study are listed below; you must be avail­ able to remain in our facility for the entire peri­ od to be eligible. Check-In: Afternoon Check-Out: Morning Friday, December 3 Sunday, December 5 Friday, December 17 Sunday, December 19 In addition, brief out-patient visits will be required on the following dates: December 5 (pm); December 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 (am); December 19 (pm); December 20, 21, 22, 23, 24 (am). To qualify, you must pass our free physical examination and screening tests. Meals, accommodations, entertainment, and recrea­ tional activities will be provided free of charge. For more information, please call 462-0492 P H A R M A C 0 L S R MEN AGES 18 TO 50 Up To $400.00 Compensation Are you a healthy, non-sm oking m an or 4 w om an betw een the ages of 18 to 50? If 3 so, you m ay qualify to p articipate in a p h a rm a c e u tic a l re s e a rc h s tu dy and receive up to $ 4 0 0 .0 0 . T h e d ates and , tim es of the study are listed below; you j must be available to rem ain in our facility for the entire period to be eligible. Check-In: Afternoon Friday, December 3 Friday, December 10 Check-Out: Evening Saturday, D e c e m b e r 4 Saturday, D e c e m b e r 11 In addition, brief out-patient visits will be fo llo w in g d a te s : re q u ire d on th e D ecem ber 5, 12. To qualify, you must pass o ur free physi­ cal e x a m in a tio n and s c re e n in g te s ts . M eals, accom m odations, e n te rta in m e n t, and recreational activities will be provided free of charge. For more information, please call 462-0492 P H A R M A C 0: : L S R * -C O N D O S AVAILABLE I 2 Bed­ rooms W est & N o rth campus! A ll am enities $ 6 5 0 -$ 9 0 0 , coll for lo­ cations! Front Page 4 8 0 -8 5 1 8 . 11- 9-20B-C TWELVE O AKS C ondos 7 0 4 W est 2 1 s t. N ic e 2 / 2 . A v a ila b le 1 2 / 1 5 / 9 3 $ 9 0 0 . Furnished. En­ clo sed p a rk in g . 4 9 5 -9 5 8 5 . 11-11- 17B C O N D O H A V E N , 1-1 $ 4 5 0 , W / D , c o v e re d p a r k in g . O th e rs a v a ila b le , A p artm ent Finders Serv­ ice, 2 1 0 9 Rio G ran de, 4 5 8 -1 2 1 3 . 11-17-6B -•S U P E R C O N D O ! W / D , m i­ crowave, covered parking 1 /1 , $ 4 7 5 . Front Page 4 8 0 -8 5 1 8 . 11- 17-20B-C - - W E S T C A M P U S I V e ry n ic e A ll am enities, w a lk to shut­ 2 / 2 tle, $ 7 0 0 Front Page 4 8 0 -8 5 1 8 . 11-17-20B-C 4 2 0 - Unf. Houses 7-8 BEDROOMS 3 BATHS Spacious Hyde Park home. 2 Living areas. 2 C A /C H . 3 entrances 13 ceiling fans. Abundant parking and storage areas. Recently renovated Park 1 /2 block. Shuttle & bus 1 block. Q uiet neighborhood. Large trees Available January $ 20 00. ______ 272-5783. 11-4-208 CALL 4 7 7 -L IV E , 2 4 h o u r s .2 -1 , $ 5 2 5 9 0 8 W e st 2 1 st. For FAX listing coll 4 5 1 -4 3 8 6 . 11-8-2060 HU G E REMO DELED 8-4 house W est Campus. Pre-leasmg June 1 $ 3 4 0 0 . Y e a r o n ly , 4 7 6 - 1 9 7 6 , EPI. 11-9-20B R O C K , LAKE c a b in . G re a t v ie w and access. 2 - t , fenced, FP, and a ll app lia nces 2 0 m inutes/Austin. 2 6 6 -9 0 4 7 Tom. 1 1-9-1 OB WEST CAMPUS 4 bedroom house. Very large 3 blocks from campus. H a r d w o o d p ets. flo o r s $ 1 2 5 0 /m o n th 4 5 0 - 0 2 4 2 , 4 7 8 - 8 9 0 5 . 1 1-10-10B N o 4 2 5 - Rooms R O O M IN C o s tillia n . A v o id the w a it list. Im m e d ia te room ; need to sign over lease for Spring term 4 7 8 -7 5 9 2 . Ask fo r M ic ke y. 11- ts-se R O O M & BO ARD Furnished p r i­ vate dorm w /b a th ro o m and show­ er 19 m e a ls /w e e k . Lots of fa c ili­ ties. $ 5 2 0 /m o n th . N o other b ills l 4 7 3 -8 2 2 4 , Albert. 11-19-1 IB DO YOU NEED A NEW PLACE TO LIVE THIS SPRING? WATCH FOR THE DAILY TEXAN HOUSING GUIDE! COMING TUESDAY NOVEMBER 23, 1993 r-dye rriu a y , N ovem oer iy , iyy¿J 1 HE IM1LA I EXAN EMPLOYMENT EMPLOYMENT m m EMPLOYMENT 8 0 0 - General 800 - General 800 - General Help W anted Help Wanted Help W anted HUMAN RESOURCES INTERNSHIP LONG RANGE DEVELOPMENT INTERNSHIP Modano shining for Stars Young forward tied for NHL scoring lead p ro c e ssin g so n w a sentation graphics ing Intern a¡so will conduct ent snoufc 2e enrolled full-time research a n : wnte reports as tn sch o o l during the Fall needed Position requires sem ester Starting oa\ is intern to w ork 20 h o u rs per $ ? 00 A pply oetween tne w ees Applicants m u st be hours of 10:00 a m and 3 00 enrolled in sch o o l full-time p.m. or send resum e to 790 - Part time SMALL LAyV o f r u n n e r p o s ifio 8 :0 0 - 1 2 0 0 . M_ ce kas p o # i me o v o iia b ie M-F hove ciean d riv­ er insurance, and jtio n Please call on> o-e student m irvhouse mes . or ¿je dow ntown rote bus r ess at- / 5 0 /h r to start, ‘ver etier refer- hours available fire re Send Lackey Sanchez Baker & Bobs, 98 San Jacinto Blvd. Suite 1600 Aus­ tin, TX 78701. N o calls, olease rVORK. a n d g e n e ra l m am- t M u s t have tra n s p o rto e x p e rie n c e e fe re n c e s 4 7 2 -6 6 iü fle x ib le hours ] l m 4 t AEROBIC INSTRUCTORS, exae- enced Bench o r d ' o r Low Im pact CPR c e r tific a t io n nec e ss a ry n a ­ tio n a l ce rtifica tio n ben eficial. 445- 7 5 3 1 . 1 ! - 1 7-1 IB NEED PAR urdavs sw b e fo r e 3 nec essary i 1-16-4B IME evenings and Sat- hbo ara operator. C o il )p m . N o e x o e i ence v itl tra in 44 4 -1 4 0 0 NEEC w a re gram 3 4 4 2 21 ! t m str Send resun IT-TIME com puter soft- : to r DO S, W IN pro- es M era ossis’ lenter Dr suite 31 11 ; 8-5B Zomethmg Different For Waitpersons Soorts- mmded. & others with an altitude New Austin office filling 5 openings Come zee us. 453-3727. -17-36 PHOTOGRAPHERS NEEDED fo r C h ristm as Portraits •G R E A T PA Y • W e e k e n d s a n d E ve ning s a v a ila b le • M u s t h a v e o w n e q u ip m e n t , portfo lio a n d resum e' • P o te n tia l t o r fu tu re w o r k f o r e x c e p tio n s c a n d id a te s C o n t a c t H & H P r o d u c t i o n s at 707-3777 or 4 5 0 - 0 5 4 6 ‘ e a v e a b r i e f m e s s a g e . to a r ­ t o W e w i l l c o n t a c t y o u ra n g e an in te rv ie w . 800 - General Help Wanted HIRE-A-HORN Temporaries needs Deopie ¡students or non-stud­ ents) for " - s e o ' . ass-gnm er.ts. C o m p u te r/C le ric a l, w o rd process­ ing, bookkeeping, date entry, gen­ e ra l. ia a o r , a n d g e n e ra l o ffic e . You must hove your own transpor­ tation and be avc, aple either maro­ mas or 8-5 $ 5 .5 0 -$ 7 .Q 0 /h r Cali 32o-HORN (4676) 10-29-2060 $ 5 . 5 0 - $ 9 . 0 0 , HO UR. EVENING", morning shifts Casual, fun working environm ent in South Austin 707- 9 9 2 8 . 1 1-1 1-106 NURSING STUDENT Home health core attendant for 26 vea- old fe­ m a le Best tc c a ll a fte r 5 8 6 7 - 5 3 3 7 . 11.16-106 TRAVEL A B R O A D a n d w o rk . M a k e ua to $ 2 0 0 Q -$ 4 0 0 Q + /m o . teaching basic conversational Eng- lish abroad. Japan Taiwan, and S K o -e o M a n y e m p lo y e rs p ro v id e room & boa rd + other benefits N o teaching b ackg rou nd o- Asian lan­ g u a g e s re q u ire d , ho- m ore in fo r­ m a tio n call: ( 2 0 6 j 632-1 146 ext J 5 8 6 7 H -8-14P Capita Metropolitan T ran s­ portation Authority- provid es an excellent opportunity tor a graduate ;evei student in A dm inistration B u s in e s s to gam experience m the H um a n R e so u rc e s field T u s position will provide exposure to ai phases of the em ploym ent p ro c e ss and functions of the Hum an R e so u rc e s Departm ent including, but not limited to the follow ing rating applica­ tions, d eveloping job p o stings, interview ing applicants and a dm inistering scre ening tests T ie intern a lso will gam experience m developing policies a ssistin g w th special projects and em ployee fram­ during the Fad sem ester e ay is $7.00 per hour. A pply between the h o u rs of 10:00 a.m and 3 00 p.m or sena resum e to: Capital Metro. Human Resources Dept., 2910 E. 5th Street, Austin, TX 78702. E0E:M/F/D/V. AUSTIN PLASMA CENTER ' YOUGff s1700 CASH First Donation Benefits for you: • FKE Ptiytital on t i t donation '• FREE Iireening on ovary donation («IV, Hepatitis, Syphilis, oh). • All supplies oro osad 0HCI. • Masma may be donated tw ite o week. Now Open Saturday Call for Info. 477-3735 Help Wanted Flexible Hours Great Pay _ K L W A R E H O U S E 453-8045 M E C A * S H O E LEASING AG EN T needed fo r 1 2 0 unit com plex. Lakeshore Apts. 444- 28 8 2 1 i -1 9-4B PRESCHOOL TEACHERS needed. 3 shirts 2 -6 .3 0 p m , 1 shift 8-5pm , 1 shift 1 1 -6pm First class fa c ility E x p e rie n ce re a u ire d 2 8 8 - 8 2 2 0 . 11-18-10B SUBSTITUTES NEEDED a ll shTftT First class fa cilitie s Experience re­ quired 2 8 8 -8 2 2 0 11-18-10B RESOURCE TEACHERS needed fro music, donee, computer, and gym ­ nastics Shift times tc be arranged E x p e rie n c e /k n o w le d g e re q u ire d 288 -8 2 2 0 . 11-1 8-10B C L E A N IN G T E A M S n e e d e d fo r re sid e n tia l hom e-clea nina s. M orn- in gs/evenings availab le Car need­ ed W e e k ly p a y . M e rr y M a i d s 371 -37 02. 10-26*208 EMPLOYMENT - 790 PART TIME FEMALES 18-35 Up To $1000.00 Compensation Are you a healthy, non-smoking, female bet­ ween the ages of 18 and 35, weighing at least 100 pounds? If so, you may qualify to partici­ pate in a pharmaceutical research study and receive up to $1000.00. The dates and times of the study will vary according to your men­ strual cycle. Women who are not surgically sterile must be willing to use another form of birth control other than oral contraceptives for one month prior to study start and during the study. You must be willing to stay in our facility for 84 hours once each month for a two month period. In addition, two brief outpatient visits are required before each check-in. To qualify, you must pass our free physical examination and screening tests. Meals, accommodations, entertainment, and recrea­ tional activities will be provided free of charge. For m ore info rm a tio n , please call 462-0492 P H A R M A C O - L S E [< Up To S600.00 Compensation ►< M h .Are you ►J betw een a healthy, non-sm oking, the ages of 18 and 40 and ¡J w eighing betw een 150-200 pounds? If so, ►< male M JJyou m ay qualify to participate in a phar- {J m aceutical research study and receive up JJ to $600.00. The dates and tim es of the ►< study are listed below; you must be avail- ►< ►Jable to rem ain in our facility for the entire JJ ►J period to be eligible. ► 4 M M •1 M ►4 ►4 Check-In: Afternoon Check-Out: Morning Monday, December 13 Monday, December 6 Friday, December 10 Friday, December 3 Friday, December 17 Monday, December 20 M M M JJTo qualify, you m ust pass our free physi tests £Jcal exam ination and screening M eals, accom m odations, entertainm ent, JJ and recreational a ctivities will be provided JJfree of charge. ► 4 M ►4 M ►4 H M M M M M H M H H - s A A i For m o re in fo rm a tio n , please call 462-0492 P H A R M A C O " L S R M M M M ►4 M H ►4 M ►4 ►4 M H M M ► 4 FRIENDLY TELEPHONE v o ic e s w onted for m arketing survey work. N o e xpe rience necessary Fiex.bie s c h e d u lin g A ll shuts a v a ila b le $6 'h o u r plus incentives Come by 6 2 0 0 laP olm a, Su»te#200. Austin, be tw e e n 9 :0 0 a m - 5 :0 0 p m or c a ll -0-88 458-5133 t l BE YOUR O W N BOSS sell & s u p p o rt an In e x p e n s iv e E le c tro n ic P ro d u c t th a t H e lp s S tu d e n ts Tra m to R e ad S ig n ific a n tly Faster w ith the S a m e (or Better) C o m p re h e n s io n F o r in f o r m a t i o n 1 -800-557-6417 11-15-56 A IR L I N E S ALL P O S IT IO N S $ 8 0 0 $ 1 5 .0 0 / h o u r HIRING N O W ! N O EXP. NEC! For in fo r m a tio n ( 8 0 0 J - 7 5 5 - 7 8 0 0 ext. a 8 4 2 2 11-1556 Part-time openings in our production moilroom for INSERTERS. ► ■noei-s bie lev slocking ana logging bun dies o1 trse-s & newspapers Hours range form 28-35 per week with potential to go full-trme Must be m good physical shape ona able to repetitrvely lift and s acs 251b bundles Night ana Weekend Shifts available approximately 7 hours each, starting times may vary Salary is $4 25 per hour with a review after 90 % days Must have o stable work history with verifiable references. The Austin American-Statesman promotes o Drug Free Workplace. A p p ly I N P E R S O N to the: Austin American-Statesman Human Resources Dept. 305 S. Congress Ave. Hours 9am-Noon, M-F EOE •PRE-EMPLOYMENT DRUG TEST REQUIRED’ ‘ 1-175* 8 T O - Office-Clerical W O R D PROCESSING Trainee. Run­ ner. Part-time, near UT. Non-sm ok­ in g . M ust type 4 0 + w pm $ 4 .5 0 - $5 00. 4 7 4 -2 0 3 2 . 1 1-t 1-20B-D 8 2 0 - Accounting- Bookkeeping B O O K K E E P IN G TR AIN EE : Port- tim e, near UT. Non-sm oking Also need touch 10-key. $4 5 0 -$ 5 0 0 . 474 -2 0 3 2 11-1 1-20B-D 840 - Sales is lo o k in g BALLET A U S T IN fo r sales s ta ff N o v e m b e r 2 2 n d a n d 2 3 rd 6 -9 p m fo r season d is c o u n t card. $ 5 /n r plus commission. Leads p ro v id e d . C a ll G a ry 4 7 6 -9 0 5 1 . 1 • 17-38 850 - Retail C A S H IE R S /A T T E N D A N T S . VARI- O U S p a r t-tim e s h ifts a v a ila b le . $ 5 / h r to start. C a ll 4 7 4 -1 5 3 0 for inform ation. 1 1 7 3B 8 7 0 - Medical FULL OR p a ’ t-time Veterinary Tech­ nician for South Austin small animal hospital. Send resume to Stephanie 3 4 2 1 W e s t W illia m C a non Suite 141 7 8 7 4 5 11 ' 6-i 0B 8 9 0 - Clubs- Restaurants G A TO R S, O N the c o rn e r o f lo o p 3 6 0 and 2 2 2 2 , now hiring kitchen staff, A p p ly in person N o e xp e ri­ ence necessary. 11-20-5B PARADISE CAFE n o w h irin g d o o r p e rs o n . A p p ly in p e rs o n 6 -8 p m 401 East 6tI 5th St ' I M í - I B 9 0 0 - Domestic- Household BABYSITTER NEEDED m W est Lake Hills. Friday nights plus. Must have tra n s p o r ta t io n a n d e x p e rie n c e . $ 6 /h r. 3 2 7 -0 1 0 0 . 11-15-5B CARE FOR infant twins in our home M-F 7 :3 0 a m -5 :3 0 p m non-sm oker, transportation required 2 5 8 -7 5 7 6 . U-17-5B BABYSITTER T w o m o rn in g s o r a fte rn o o n s & O n e e v e n in g / w e e k fo r 2 -y e a r o ld a n d 8 -m o n th o ld . M u s t b e v e ry r e lia b le w ith re fe re n c e s . N e a r c a m p u s . 4 7 8 -7 7 6 0 2 :0 0 -5 :00pm 11-18-3B CARE FOR o u r c h ild r e n in o u r hom e. M-F 3 :0 0 - 6 :3 0 A d d itio n a l h o u rs o p tio n a l. M u st have a u to ­ mobile. 3 2 8 -2 0 6 2 . 11-19-5P SiTTER N E E D E D , M o le /F e m a le . Boys 10& 1 2 after school, in home, driving necessary. Begin Jon. ’94. 45 4 -5 3 5 5 . 11-18-56 9 3 0 - Business Opportunities WRITERS- $222,220 POSSIBLE IN 6 W EEKS! SELF EMPLOYMENT; DEDUCT RENT & UTILITIES. IN V E S T UNDER $ 2 5 . SEND $ 1 & SASE TO El CO M PAN Y, 1701 WALL STREET STATION, NY, NY 10268 11-19-16 R U N N E R N EED ED w ith r e lia b le tra n s p o r ta t io n M -F 1 2 - 5 :3 0 fo r p ro p e rty m a n a g e m e n t c o m p a n y . A p p ly in p e rs o n o t 7 2 0 B ra z o s suite 9 0 0 11-19-9B APARTMENTS (Furnished or Unfurnished) DUPLEXES (Furnished or Unfurnished) HOUSES (Furnished o r Unfurnished) CO-OPS DORMS ROOMS - rans- is an tor a i ne st resen- it also which of w o rfl j pre- stud- Capital Metro, Human Resources Dept., 2910 E. 5th St-eet. Austin, TX 78702. E 0 E M /F/D /V . SEMEN DONORS NEEDED is Fairfax C ryo b a n k seeking semen donors for its sperm bank pro­ gram . The program is c o n fid e n tia l a nd alfj . b e d o n o ,rs :ompensated. As a pote ntia l d on or you will undergo screen­ ing procedures to insure good health and fertility w i l l Eotential. You must be etween 18 and 35. If in te re s te d ; you are please call: ’ « i ü f 4 73 -22 6 8 FAIRFAX CRYOBANK 1 1 i ? a division of the Genetic & I.V.F. Institute EVENING HOURS E n t r y l e v e l s u p e r v i s o r . N o p r i o r e x p e r i e n c e n e e d e d . C i r c u la t io n S a le s S u p e r v is o r s n e e d ­ o f e d s u p e r v is io n f o r in d iv i d u a l s s e llin g s u b ­ s c r ip t io n s in lo c a l n e ig h ­ O u t g o in g b o r h o o d s . p e r s o n a lit y n e c e s s a ry . E x c e lle n t h o u rs fo r c o l l e g e s tu d e n ts , 3 : 3 0 to 1 0 p .m . S a tu r d a y s . d a i ly a n d $ 1 9 5 / w e e k g u a r a n t e e d p a y p lu s e q u a l o r g r e a s ­ e r c o m m is s io n s . V e h ic le F u ll benefits r e q u i r e d . APPLY IN PERSON 9 a . m , n o o n , M -F o r y o u m a y p ic k u p a n a p p h c a tio n in o u r lo b b y d u r in g r e g u la r b u s i­ ness h o u rs . Call 445-3949 305 Congress Ave. AUSTIN AMERICAN- STATESMAN Pre-em ploym ent d ru g test re q u ire d . EOE ACCOUNTING/ BUDGET INTERNSHIP Capital M etropolitan Trans­ portation Authority p ro v id e s an excellent opportunity for a S ophom ore , Junior, S e n io r or graduate level student in B u s in e s s Adm inistration, A ccounting or Finance to gam experience in the accounting field in tne public sector Applicants sh o u id have PC experience u sin g L o tu s 123, light typing skills, and tne abili­ ty to perform detailed work a ssign m e n ts. Position requires intern to w ork 2 0 h o u rs per week. A pplica nts m u s t be enrolled in school full-time during the Fall semester. Pay is $6.50 - $ 7 .0 0 per hour. Apply between the h o u rs o f 10:00 a.m. and 3 :0 0 p.m. or send resum e to. Capital Metro, Human Resources Dept., 2910 E. 5th Street, Austin, TX 78702. E0E:M/F/D/V SAVE THE PLANET ENVIRONMENTAL CAMPAIGN JOBS $50-$70 a day W ork with SIERRA CLUB to save our ancient forests, protect our rivers, and save e n d a n g e r e d s p e c i e s . CALL HANK 479-8481 11-1 20B-E "m a k e polluters pay S o u n d s lik e fun2 jo in our team and work to hold industry and politicians account­ able to keep toxins out o f our env.ronmem $ 3 0 0 + /w < benefits, hours 1-1 Opm Progressive workplace Call Jaime 474-2438. BANQUET SERVERS AM/PM Immediate work with flexible hours. Call now! SPI Personnel 4 5 1 -7 5 8 7 LOOK FOR YOURS IN T h e D a il y T e x a n HOUSING GUIDE COMING TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1993 ÍtUuh' a . -77t a/iAwt'ft inu t T | 1 « I E D A f L Y T E Y Jr\. A N C L A S s I F I E D A D S 4 7 1 5 i 4 4 fly up for all the games." Now that's a fan. "I've got to get to Mike," she said with unsettling intensity. "H e'll come out on the ice from over there, but that guard won't let me wait for him. I've got to go try again." And she ran off in search of Mike. Since that evening in September, center Mike Modano has done plen­ ty more than attract fans. He's off to the fastest start of his career, and his two goals — his 17th and 18th of the season — in Wednesday's 4-3 win over Tampa Bay tied him with Toronto's Wendel C lark for the NHL lead. "Personally, this is the best start I've had, with the goals and the points," said Modano. "They're just coming. I'm getting some chances, and my linemates are playing well." Modano is in his fifth year in the’ NHL after being drafted by the North Stars in the 1988 entry draft. He was the No. 1 overall pick. He admits that it's tough to be a leader at only 23. Modano has worn one of the team's two "A 's" on his jersey, signifying him as an alternate captain to veteran Mark Tinordi, who wears the coveted "C " for the Stars. "I'm not very rah-rah in the lock­ er room," said Modano. "I'm pretty quiet. We've got older guys to do the part in the locker room. But when we get on the ice, I try to [be a leader] there." Well, he's doing it. A dynamic skater, combining both speed and finesse, it's easy to forget that he is 6-3. He works hard, clearly enjoying the times when coach Bob Gainey chooses to give him more ice time, double shifting him in crucial moments. "If it's tight or behind, I want to be out there. I want to tie it up — I want to win it. And I want to do all that stuff for the team." Right now, he has no choice but to produce. Modano's usual line, D A N 'S 1600 LAVACA 5353 BURNET ROAD 478-5423 459-8689 | SPECIALS GOOD FRIDAY & SATURDAY . .... .750 ml .750 m l .750 ml .750 ml .750 m l • 750 m l MOET WHITESTAR French Exr Dry Champagne.. .750 ml 16.99 SHERIDAN 19.99 34 & 52 Pr.Black & White Llq... MYERS RUM 10.99 80 Pr. Jamaican GODIVA 10.29 34 Pr. C hocolate Liqueur..—., KAHLUA 12.99 53 Pr. Mex. Coffee Liqueur... HORNITOS 13.99 80 Pr. Sauza Tequila.............. COURVOISIER V.S. 17.99 80 Pr. French C ognac GLENLIVET 12 YR. 21.99 86 Pr. Malt Scotch W hisky.... CRUZAN RUM 5.99 80 Pr. V.I. 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"I wear number nine, of course," said the fan, one of many at a packed Reunion Arena for the Dal­ las Stars' pre-season opener against the Los Angeles Kings. "Same num­ ber every girl in Dallas will soon be wearing. Who else?" Who else but Mike Modano, the prize foward for the Dallas Stars. Good choice. Solid player, young, amazing skating skills. But it seemed strange that she knew so much about Modano. The Stars — previously a Minnesota team known as the North Stars — are in their inaugural year in Texas. "Oh, I followed the North Stars for years. They're my team." Where was this woman from? "Houston." Houston? How do you follow a Minnesota hockey club from Hous­ ton? And what was she doing in Dallas? "I'm a season ticket holder now. I FREE SCORES SO It I IT- U Cl R I TE I. I XES coxr/xt ot s i pn i tes 458-2123 .... 6 for 6 for 6 for 6 for 12 for ....... 6 for NOCHE BUENA BEER 4.49 12 or. beer bottled in M exico...... 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"The beautiful thing about this team is it's different people every night doing something extra," said Olaju­ won, after the Rockets ran their record to 8-0 with a 99- 83 victory over the Indiana Pacers Thursday night. Otis Thorpe scored a season-high 24 points, including 16 in the third quarter, and grabbed 11 rebounds as Houston matched its best start of nine years ago. "O tis was the key tonight," Olajuwon added, "and Vernon Maxwell m ade all the key baskets." Hakeem Olajuwon had 19 points, 10 rebounds and five blocked shots for the Rockets and moved into third place on the NBA career list with 2,476. Maxwell added 18 points, including a 4-for-7 effort from 3-point range. "I just got out and ran the floor and tried to get the other guys open," the 6-10 Thorpe said. "I had a chance to sneak inside and get some easy baskets." The Pacers were playing without two injured starters. Reggie Miller did not dress because of a sprained left ankle, and Derrick McKey w ent on the injured list with a strained right hamstring. W ithout them, Indiana shot just 39.4 percent from the field and 40.9 percent (9-for-22) from the free-throw line against the league's leading defensive team. Indiana missed 10 of its first 12 free throws. The Pacers m anaged just 14 fourth-quarter points, their lowest output for a quarter this season. It was the third straight game that Houston has held an opponent under 15 points in the fourth quarter. "I thought our effort was good, but when you shoot 39 percent or 40 percent from the free-throw line, it's very tough to win," Pacers coach Larry Brown said. Although Miller's streak of 345 straight starts ended, he still figured in the box score, getting a technical foul and an ejection for yelling at an official from the bench late in the game. Miller's ejection came one m inute after Brown got two technicals and an ejection. The Rockets raced to a 14-0 lead w hen the Pacers missed their first 11 shots. Indiana d id n 't get its first basket until the 6:57 mark w hen Dale Davis, who had 16 points and 10 rebounds, scored on a short jumper. But the Pacers got back into the game by hitting six straight shots and running off 10 straight points to trail just 27-18 at end of the quarter. Indiana continued to rally in the second period as the Rockets' reserves managed just one point in the quarter. The Pacers outscored the Rockets 22-16 in the period, Indiana's best defensive quarter of the season. The Pacers took the lead on three occasions in the third quarter, leading for the last time at 60-59 with 5:20 left when Pooh Richardson, who scored 18 points, hit a jumper. But Thorpe put Houston in front with a three-point play and later broke a 64-64 tie at the 3:30 mark, igniting an 8-0 run. The Pacers never led again as the Rockets pulled away. "O tis had a great third q u a rte r," H ouston gu ard Kenny Smith said. "That was the difference. The game was basically over then. He dom inated at both ends, scoring, rebounding and blocking shots." ■ Clippers 88, M avericks 84 — Ron Harper scored 28 points and Los Angeles overcam e the fourth-quarter ejection of Stanley Roberts to beat Dallas for their eighth straight victory over the Mavericks. The Mavericks, with the NBA's only all-rookie front- court in Jamal Mashburn, Popeye Jones and center Dar­ ren M orningstar, fell to 1-6. Second-year guard Jim Jackson led Dallas with 18 points. Roberts w as assessed two technicals by referee Joe Borgia with 3:37 left in the game and the Clippers cling­ ing to an 82-79 lead. H arper's short running baseline jumper extended the margin to 84-80 with 2:23 to play. After a basket by Morningstar, Gary Grant made two free throws with 20 seconds remaining, giving the Clip­ pers an 86-82 lead before M ashburn hit a short baseline hook seven seconds later. But H arper sank two free throw s with 6.5 seconds to go for the final four-point edge. Southwest Conference Tournament Bracket FRIDAY November 19 SATURDAY November 20 SUNDAY November 21 # 3 Seed: Houston MATCH 1: 5:30 pm Winner Match 1 #6 Seed: Rice MATCH 3: 5:30 pm 1 0 » r K W l I T SWC #2 Seed: Texas A&M Winner Match 3 #1 Seed: Texas MATCH 5: 2:00 pm (HSE, Wed., 11/24, 10:30 pm) MATCH 4: 7:30 pm^ Winner Match 4 S W C TOURNAMENT CHAMPION: NCAA REPRESENTATIVE Winner Match 2 * O r 30 m inutes following the conclusion o f the first match - whichever allows for m axim um warm-up time. # 4 Seed: Baylor MATCH 2: 7:30 pm* #5 Seed: Texas Tech Tournament: Texas opens play Saturday Continued from page 16 field, the Lady Cougars would have to win the SWC tournam ent, and thus the autom atic berth into the NCAAs. Korey Coleman/Daily Texan Graphics In this wide-open field, the Lady Longhorns, who have a first-round bye, are expecting som e upsets and are guarding against one themselves. "W e've just got to be ready to play because any­ thing can happen," outside hitter Angie Breitenfield said. "R an d o m team s h av e been beating ranked teams. We have to be alert. We have to be aware of who we play." Even though Texas did not lose to a conference opponent this season for the first time in three years, Haley said the team should not reserve itself a spot for the championship match 2 p.m. Sunday. "I don't think w e're looking by anybody," Haley said. "The only team we're not preparing for is Rice. "We just feel that's the only team that doesn't have a chance to get to the finals." For the Lady Longhorns to m ake the finals, they m ust beat either the Lady Raiders (12-13, 3-7) or the Bears (20-10, 4-6). Tech was supposed to compete for the regular-season title, but has been up-and-dow n all season and suffered a poor 3-0 loss at Southwest Texas Saturday. Haley is scratching his head over the host Lady Raiders, thinking they would be the team for which Texas could prepare, but now he is not sure. "T ex as Tech is really u n k n o w n ," H aley said. "They lose 3-0 to Southwest Texas? “We’ve just got to be ready to play because anything can happen. Ran­ dom teams have been beating ranked teams. We have to be alert.” — Angie Breitenfield, Texas outside hitter "They m ust have some attitude problem or some­ thing. That team is good enough to compete better than that against Southwest Texas." Many teams have their postseason hopes riding on w inning the autom atic berth to the NCAA tourna­ ment. Baylor has a chance at postseason play and could improve its standing with the selection committee if it could beat Tech before its hom e fans. If A&M receives an at-large berth, the conference could have half of its teams in the NCAA tournament. The selection com mittee announces the 48-team field Nov. 28. That's when Texas learns if it will host the South Regional in the Recreational Sports Center. But with impressive wins in the last two weeks over Nebraska and Florida, the Lady Longhorns are not only in position to lock up the regional site, they are also playing their best volleyball of the year. "You never want to be at your peak; you w ant to be improving all the time," Breitenfield said. "W e're playing the best we've played this season. W e're on our way up." Viglione: Freshm an lights up Erwin Center Continued from page 16 "In high school I mainly looked at man-to-man or double-team, so it'll be nice to have only one p layer," Viglione said. The new, up-tempo Texas offense sh o t 49.4 p ercen t from the field, m ak in g 11 of 22 th re e s. T he 11 threes m ade and the 22 attem pted w ould have both been new team records. Coach Jody C onradt had a smile on her face after Viglione brought the Erwin Center crowd of 3,964 to its feet. "D anielle is a great three-point shooter and heaven help me if I try to coach her in that regard," C on­ rad t said. "B ut she can become a better jump shooter than she is, and sh e w ill b eco m e a b e tte r jum p shooter because she has some excel­ lent work habits." N ekeshia H en d erso n scored 19 points and Erica R outt ad ded 16. The Lady Longhorns officially open th e sea so n N ov. 26 at seco n d - ranked Vanderbilt. Thanksgiving Continued from page 16 coach?) Besides, it's always com forting to know that there is a person out there who is liked even less than I am. ■ Michael Jordan. You did n't fool everyone, Mike. It's quite obvious what you're up to. You announce your retirem ent to the unsuspecting w orld, lay low for a while (appear on every major talk show in the country) and pool all of your financial resources together. You then use another party to place a huge bet at the c u rren t o d d s of 25:1 on the C hicago Bulls to win a fo u rth s tra ig h t NBA c h a m p io n sh ip . T h en , you announce vour plans to come back around mid-March so ev eryone's attention is firm ly focused on college hoops. Nonchalantly, you win another NBA title and sit back with your earnings, enjoying the greatest rush of your entire life: gam bling on yourself and finally winning. Associated Press B u lls s ta r J o rd a n re tire d ; b u t is h e g o n e fo r g o o d ? (Lord knows the golf thing didn't work out as planned.) Well, Mr. Jordan, vou're not going to be the only one enjoying some big winnings in the future. I have my plans, too. See va' in Las Vegas, vour Highness, and by the way, good luck. The U niversity will h onor six of its ow n today w hen the 1993 additions to the L onghorn Hall of Honor are inducted during ceremonies at the Austin Marriott. The six — David McWilliams, Tom m y H arm on, Jim Krivacs, C orby Robertson, M ortim er Sprague and Bill Little — are the latest in a long line of hon- orees chosen by the m en's athletic departm ent for inclusion in the Hall, which includes 214 other for­ mer Longhorns w ho have brought distinction to the University through their performance and conduct. McWilliams was a co-captain of Texas' first nation­ al championship team in 1963 and went on to become an assistant coach under Darrell Royal, and later Fred Akers, from 1970-85. After a one-season stint as head coach of Texas Tech, McWilliams returned to Austin as head coach of the Longhorns and led Texas to a Southwest Conference title in 1990. He is currently an associate athletic director. Harmon was the catcher on Cliff Gustafson's first Longhorn baseball team in 1968 and was nam ed A ll- American in 1970. H e went on to play professionally for K ansas C ity, P h ila d e lp h ia a n d St. L ouis. He turned to coaching and held a num ber of jobs before becoming Gustafson's chief assistant in 1989. Krivacs was an All-American in 1978 and a mem ­ ber of Texas' 1978 National Invitational Tournament b ask e tb a ll c h a m p io n sh ip team . H e is fo u rth on Texas' all-time scoring list. Robertson was an All-American Linebacker in 1967 and was named Academic All-American in 1967 and again in 1968, when he was a team co-captain. He is involved in investments in the Houston area. The late Sprague starred in football (as a defensive lineman) and track (in the sprints and shot put) for Texas from 1923-25, and then went on to participate in both sports at Army in 1926-27. Little, the sports inform ation director for m en's athletics, w as chosen under a special category w hich allows for recognition of non-lettermen. He has been associated w ith Texas athletics since 1961, w hen he was a sports writer for The Daily Texan. He joined the sports information staff as assistant SID in 1968 and was named SID in 1983. Bears Continued from page 16 Tech two weeks ago for violating team curfew. F irst-y ear B aylor coach C huck Reedy m ade the announcem ent of Strait's dismissal Thursday. It was not im m ediately clear w hether the dismissal was related to the previ­ ous suspension. F rom T ex as' p e rs p e c tiv e , the announcem ent came as good news for a team which has had problems stopping the run all season. Strait figured to be a major concern for a L onghorn defense w hich has su r­ rendered 197.7 yards per game on the ground. With Strait, the Bears w ere averaging 236.3 yards rushing, an d even w ith o u t him , th ey still average almost 200 yards per game. T exas coach John M ackovic believes that Strait's dismissal could work one of two ways for Baylor. " It can get the team in a down mood or it can ignite them," Mack­ ovic said. "I d o n 't have any idea how it will play with them, and cer­ tainly we d o n 't know the circum ­ stances. We have to expect it'll be a positive sp ark for them and give them some emotion for the game." Emotion shouldn't be a problem fo r e ith e r side c o n sid e rin g the stakes involved. If Baylor (5-5, 3-3 in SWC) w ins, they are guaranteed a bow l bid, to either the Hancock or Alamo Bowl, depending on the out­ com e of S a tu rd a y 's Texas Tech- Houston game. If Texas (4-4-1, 4-1 in SWC) wins, the Bears are eliminated from bowl consideration while the Longhorns w ould have one last hurdle to clear before making New Year's plans in D a llas — b e a tin g Texas A&M Thursday in College Station. Last year, the Bears helped knock Texas out of the bowl chase with a 21-20 v ic to ry in W aco in G ra n t Teaff's final regular-season game as Baylor coach. The loss was especial­ ly hard to take for the Longhorns, w ho felt that several key calls by the officials unfairly went against them. Replays seemed to support Texas' claims on at least three of the calls, including an official's spot of the ball on a fourth-dow n play which w o u ld h a v e given Texas a first dow n, but instead gave the ball to the Bears. The Bears' potent ground game, ra n k e d 13th in th e n a tio n , w as alre ad y ru n n in g at less th an full strength because of the absence of se n io r fu llb ack B rad fo rd L ew is, injured three weeks ago. While the loss of Strait is a blow, Baylor's cup­ b o ard is h ardly bare. Sophom ore tailback Brandell Jackson leads the team with 793 yards on 150 carries while senior John Henry, who will start in place of Strait, has 553 yards and eight touchdowns. The key to Baylor's success might well be the effectiveness of senior quarterback J.J. Joe, who battled an injured throw ing shoulder early in the season. Joe, w ho holds school records in total offense and passing y ard ag e, is try in g to becom e the only quarterback in Baylor history to take three teams to bowl games. He has passed for 1,557 yards while c o m p le tin g 57.6 p e rc e n t of his throws this season. W hen Joe aggravated the shoul­ der injury early in the first quarter against Southern Methodist in Octo- THE MATCHUPS THE POSITIONS QUARTERBACKS: Texas' Shea Morenz is a better p u re passer, as his 1,991 yards indicate. But Bay­ lor's J.J. Joe has a decisive edge in mobility and a loss would end the senior's career. RUNNING BACKS: With all due respect to the H o rn s ' backfield ro ta tio n , B aylor can fla t-o u t bruise people, even w ithout Robert Strait. This is th e sam e team th a t ran 91 tim es for 482 yards against SMU. Watch out for Brandell Jackson. RECEIVERS: Longhorns Mike Adams and Lovell Pinkney are back on track — they com bined for 253 yards on 18 receptions last week. OFFENSIVE UNE: At 6-4, 342 lbs., guard David Leaks is a couple bricks over a load. The Bears aver­ age 236 rushing yards per game; Texas, 154. THE EDGE EVEN % DEFENSIVE LINE: Tough to pick here, but Texas' line will definitely be tested against the run. Baylor has 18 quarterback sacks, w hile the Longhorns have dropped opposing QBs 27 times. EVEN LINEBACKERS: H orn MLB W infred Tubbs has 116 tackles this year. Baylor has its own Tubbs — Tony — in the middle, but he has only 40 tackles. And he d o e sn 't have K evin W atler and R obert Reed flanking him. SECONDARY: Texas' defensive line might have a long day, but Baylor's secondary just mav have a longer one. SPECIAL TEAMS: Longhorn kicker Scott Szeredy will not miss if the game is on the line. Texas' Mike Adams, who specializes in making people miss, is due for a game-breaking return. COACHES: Baylor's Chuck Reedv has ten games head coaching experience. Longhorn coach John Mackovic counters with eight years. INTANGIBLES: Baylor in Austin is a game Texas is supposed to wrin, but the Horns haven't beaten them here since 1987. W ith a bowl berth on the line, and w ith 18 Longhorn seniors playing their final game at Memorial, things should get back to normal. Joe J a c k s o n Leak s Strait ber, the Bears w ent exclusively to th e g ro u n d , w ith e y e -p o p p in g results. Baylor ran the ball 91 times for 482 yards and d id n 't attem pt a single pass in a 31-12 win. Joe has been sacked only 11 times all season behind a veteran offen­ sive line w hich has opened som e g aping holes for B aylor ru n n e rs. Four of the starters on the line were starters last season, including senior guard David Leaks, w ho at 6-4, 342 pounds, will be the biggest obstacle Texas' defensive line has faced all season. Defensively, the Bears have strug­ gled at times w ith inexperience as they were forced to replace eight starters from last year's squad. Col­ orado routed the Bears 45-21 early in the season behind 535 yards of offense, and Houston — Houston — beat Baylor with relative ease, 24-3, in its only w in of the year to date. The B ears' d e fe n se p la y e d an inspired game against Rice, howev­ er, knocking the Owls out of bowl contention. The Achilles' heel of the defense h as b ee n the s e c o n d a ry , w hich ranks dead last in the SWC in pass defense, surrendering 252.7 yards per game. That is something Texas w ill try to e x p lo it w ith Lovell P in k n e y and M ike A d am s, w ho rank second and third, respectively, in the SWG in receiving yards. Texas' main worry is getting the ball often enough and keeping Bay­ lor's rushers from eating the clock — and the Longhorns' bowl hopes — alive. Notes: One area in which Baylor has excelled is turnovers. The Bears are a p lu s-n in e in th e ca te g o ry , while Texas is a minus-six. ... Eigh­ teen L onghorn seniors w ill m ake their final appearances at Memorial S tad iu m S a tu rd a y . D u rin g th e ir careers, T exas' record is 25-17-1 with a SWC championship in 1990. ... Texas leads th e all-tim e series w ith Baylor, 57-21-4, but the Bears h av e w on fo u r of the p a st five, in clu d in g tw o straig h t in A ustin (21-11 in 1991,50-7 in\989). Clark: Defensive tackle has big day ahead Continued from page 16 with that when Saturday comes." The m atch-up w ill be a crucial one, with Leaks and the Bear offen­ sive line fighting to open holes for a lethal running game which averages 237 yards a game and is ranked 13th in the nation. But according to Texas defensive line coach Rex N orris, Clark is up for the challenge. "H e's gotten a lot stronger as the s e a s o n 's go n e o n ," N o rris said. " O u r w eight training has helped him a lot. He w ent through a real bad toe injury that h u rt his conditioning, but he's almost back. He's not quite there yet, but he's close." Clark has 23 total tackles on the year, along w ith four quarterback pressures and two sacks. Leaks, on the other hand, was an All-South­ west Conference selection last year as a junior. " H e 'll p ro b a b ly k now m o re things about blocking me than I'll know ab o u t going ag a in st h im ," Clark said. "But the fact that he's a senior doesn't really bother me — I know I can go out and have a good game against him. "Really, it's just another football game. It's just the fact that he's big­ ger than I am, and I don't see that often." "Even Stonie looks small next to Leaks," head coach John Mackovic said. D espite his eagerness finally to face som eone his ow n size on the field, Clark says he's not the tvpe to seek the same kind of confrontation off it. " I'm p re ttv easy-going; I try to avoid a lot of conflicts," he said. "I like football, but there are o th er th in g s going on in my life that I handle along with it." It is a down-to-earth outlook that Norris savs serves Clark well on the field. "S to n ie has a g re at w o rk a tti­ tu d e ," he said. "H e d o esn 't have tunnel vision at all — he can take criticism. He's his own worst critic som etimes. He can take coaching, and som e p lay ers d o n 't do th at. Good p lay ers d o n 't do th at, an d they don't get better because of it." N o rris looked aw ay, to w h e re Clark stood gasping in the chilly air after the day's final sprint. "I know he'll get better," he said. Clark faces huge task in eluding 342-lb., All-SW C tackle Leaks Am y H ettenhausen Daily Texan Staff Stonie Clark shook his head and reached for another cookie. The rem in d er th at he w ill likely b e going u p ag a in st 342- p o u n d Baylor g uard D avid Leaks in S atu rd ay 's gam e w as not enoug h to m ake him lose his appetite. C lark w eighs in at 320. "I'm not too w orried ," the m onstrous defensive tackle said, beginning to chew com fortably. "H e can be h a n d le d ." It w o n 't be C lark's first encounter w ith Leaks on the field — the tw o w ent head-to-head in last season's 21-20 Baylor victory, C lark 's first gam e to start as a freshm an. H e says he hopes to fare a little better than he did in the first m atch-up. "W e both m ade som e good plays against each other, but he probably w o n the m ajority o f the p lay s," C lark said. "H e 's a real good guy, real toug h and real strong." But Clark has seen Leaks since that gam e a year ago in Waco. He attended a Bear scrim m age in the spring, and the tw o had a chance to talk away from the passion of the SWC rivalry. "It's not an 'I hate h im ' sort of thing at all," C lark said. " H e 's a good football player and som ebody w h o's going to be in m y w ay this w eek. I'm going to have to w ork an d be able to deal TS P File Photo Baylor quarterback J.J. Joe stretched for a TD in the Bears’ 21-20 win over the Horns last season. Please see Clark, page 15 Page 16 Friday, November 19. 1993 T hk D a il y T e x a s Dire Straits Baylor loses starting fullback; both teams in must-win situation Greg Pederson Daily Texan Staff Before T hursday, Texas w asn 't exactly looking forw ard to the challenge of trying to stop Baylor's form idable rushing attack. But Texas' m ountainous road to th e C otton Bowl m ight have gotten just a little bit ■«■■■— T h u r s d a y e a s ie r th e B e a rs ' w h e n f u llb a c k , s ta r tin g R o b e rt S tr a it, w a s d ism isse d from th e Bavlor squad follow ing unspecified violations of teem policy. Texas and Bavlor m eet Saturday in a crucial Southw est C onfer­ ence game at M emorial Stadium . What: Texas vs. Baylor When: 1 p.m. Saturday Where: Memorial Stadium Radio: KLBJ (590 AM) w— —■»«— — Strait, a 6-0, 244-pound senior, led the Bears in touchdo w ns this year w ith nine, including fo ur in Baylor's 38-14 w in over Rice last week, and had rushed for 347 yard s on 85 carries this season. H e w as susp en d ed for B aylor's 37-27 loss to G eorgia Please see Bears, page 15 Frosh hits 29 in win Texas beats Latvia, 105-74 L ady L onghorn freshm an D anielle V iglione had m a n y p e rfo r­ m ances in high school like the one she had T hu rsday night. They w ere just m ore difficult. Viglione m ade her d eb u t T hursday nig h t by nailing seven three- pointers and scoring a gam e-high 29 points as Texas blitzed Latvia A rkadia 105-74 at the E rw in C e n te r . H a d the gam e not been an e x h ib itio n , th e 5-10 g u a r d w o u ld h a v e broken the in div id ual reco rd w ith th e m ost th re e s m a d e (7) a n d in a a tte m p ts (10) game. “Danielle is a great three- point shooter and heaven help me if I try to coach her in that regard.” — Jody Conradt, Lady Longhorns basketball coach —— — — — — aged 34.2 points p er gam e an d scored a state-record 3,089 points w hile at Del C am po H igh School in Fair Oaks, Calif., cam e off the bench for the L ady L ong h orns to b u st the L atvian zone in a big way. Viglione, w ho aver- She b o m bed aw ay for six of h e r th re e -p o in te rs a n d 23 of h er points in the first half against the sagging Latvian zone. She fin ish ed th e gam e 10-of-14 fro m th e field a n d w ith five rebounds in only 23 m inutes o n the night. BRIEFS Gene Menez Daily Texan Staff f a s t BREAK SCORES NBA H o uston.............. 99 Indiana..................................... 83 Los Angeles C lip p e rs 88 D allas....................................... 84 D enver................................... 100 C leveland................................93 Golden S ta te .........................103 Los Angeles Lakers...............76 Portland.......*.........................120 C hicago....................................98 NHL B oston........................................ 3 San Jose...................................... 1 P ittsburgh.................................3 W ashington...............................2 New Jersey................................5 O tta w a ...................................... 2 N ew York Islanders................5 M ontreal.................................... 1 P hiladelphia..............................6 H a rtfo rd ....................................3 C hicago..................................... 3 F lo rid a ....................................... 2 St. L ouis..................................... 3 C alg ary ......................................3 T oronto...................................... 3 ....................... 2 Los A n g e le s College Basketball Top 25 No. 10 M innesota.................. 70 Rice........................................... 61 No. 22 M assachusetts 68 C leveland S ta te ..................... 60 > T E X A S T R A C K : D o m in ic F re n c h , a s p r in te r from K ansas C ity C om m unity College, has signed a national letter of intent w ith UT, Long­ h o rn co ach S ta n H u n ts m a n announced T hursday. F rench finished fourth last season in the 400 m eters at the N ational Ju n io r C ollege A th ­ le tic A s s o c ia tio n I n d o o r C h a m p io n s h ip s w ith a 47.4 clocking. ■ C O L L E G E B A S K E T ­ B A LL: In W aco, Baylor bas­ ketball coach D arrel Joh n so n s k ip p e d an e x h ib itio n g am e T h u r s d a y " i n s u p p o r t o f " fou r p lay ers tem porarily su s­ p e n d e d b y th e S o u th w e s t Conference. E a rlie r T h u r s d a y , SW C c o m m is s io n e r S te v e n J. H atch ell announced the tem ­ p o r a r y s u s p e n s io n of fo u r players pending an investiga­ tio n of B a y lo r 's b a s k e tb a ll program . The SWC and Bay­ lor are conducting an investi­ gation into the eligibility sta­ tu s of J a s o n E rv in , T y ro n e D avis, S h annon B rantley and M arcus T ho m p so n , all junior college transfers to Bavlor. ■ PRO B A S K E T B A L L : In S c o tts d a le , A riz ., C h a r le s B arkley has been accused of p unching a m an in a bar w ho s a y s th e P h o e n ix S u n s s ta r cu rsed tw o w om en trying to start a conversation w ith him . T h e in c id e n t h a p p e n e d early T hursday at Stixx, a bar and pool hall, and police said they will investigate. ■ PRO B A S E B A L L : In N ew O rleans, Cy Young w in­ n e r J a c k M c D o w e ll o f th e C h ic a g o W h ite Sox w a s knocked unconscious d u rin g a fight in the French Q u arter ea rly T h u rsd a y b u t w as n o t charged. P e a rl Jam s in g e r E d d ie V e d d er, 28, w as involved in the in c id e n t an d bo o k ed for p ub lic d ru n k e n n e ss and d is­ tu rb in g the peace, Sgt. Eliza­ beth W igginton said. Compiled from staff and Asso­ ciated Press wire reports CALENDAR Saturday ■ TEXAS SW IM M IN G : T h e L a d y L o n g h o r n s m e e t A la b a m a a t 10 a .m . at th e Texas Sw im m ing Center. ■ TEXAS FO OTBALL: The L onghorns play Baylor at 1 p.m. at M em orial Stadium . ■ TEXAS BASKETBALL: The Longhorns play the Russ­ ian national team at 7:35 p.m. at the Erwin Center. Groups w ith sports calendar item s should call 471-4591 or come to T h e D a ily T e x an at 25th Street and Whitis Avenue. Please see Viglione, page 15 Paul Alcalá/Daily Texan Staff Lady Longhorn freshman Danielle Viglione scored 29 points and hit seven three pointers in her Texas debut. SWC tournament next for No. 1 Lady Horns Gene Menez Daily Texan Staff D espite the fact th a t th e in au g u ral S outh­ w est C onference T o u rn a m e n t in volleyball, w hich Texas w on, w as ju st la st v ear, coach Mick H aley has alreadv becom e very w ise to it. The w ay H aley described how he prepared the top-ranked Lady L onghorns for this week- e n d 's to u r n a m e n t in L u b b o c k c o u ld h a v e come from a fortune cookie. "The thing w e have learned over the years about this tournam ent is, 'H e w h o w aits u su ­ ally has lost. H e w ho goes after it usually has the best chance of reaching their potential at the rig ht tim e,' " H aley said. Texas (26-2 o v erall, 10-0'in SWC) w ill go after the tournam ent cham pionship 7:30 p.m. S a tu rd a y in L u b b o ck C ivic C e n te r E x h ib it H all ag ainst th e w in n e r of the Baylor-Texas Tech m atch. W inning the to u rn am en t w o u ld m o st lik e ly s e c u re th e L ad y L o n g h o rn s as hosts of the N CA A South Regional. T hird -seed ed H o u sto n (16-14, 6-4), w h ich has been on a roll recently, and sixth-seeded Rice (13-16, 0-10) open th e to u rn a m e n t 5:30 p .m . F r id a y . T h e w in n e r of t h a t m a tc h advances to a S atu rd ay m atch a g ain st N o. 2 Texas A&M (24-6, 7-3). The L a d y C o u g a rs a n d th e L a d y A g g ies h a v e g iv e n th e L a d y L o n g h o rn s th e m o s t trouble this season. It took four gam es to beat H ouston in both m atches w hile A&M p u sh ed Texas to fou r sets in the N ov. 3 m atch w hich decided th e regular-season conference ch am ­ pionship. Since then, the L ady C ougars have recorded v ic to rie s o v e r the L ady A ggies a n d No. 13 Georgia. But to ea rn a s p o t in th e 48-team N C A A Please see Tournament, page 15 Wm Depth key for Texas swimmers Andrea L. Everett Daily Texan Staff Fresh off last w eek's dual victory against Rice and H ouston, the Lady L o n g h o rn sw im m e rs p la y h o st to Alabam a at 10 a.m. S aturday in the Texas Sw im m ing Center. A labam a suffered its first loss of the season, 151-94, to South C aroli­ na Oct. 30 to p u t them at 1-1 for the 1993-94 season. T heir first m eet of th e se a so n , a 132.5-110.5 v ic to ry over Clem son Oct. 29, show ed som e good individual efforts. " Alabama has some stro ng sw im ­ m ers in in d iv id u a l e v e n ts ," sa id L ady L o n g h o rn coach Jill Sterkel. "But I know they d o n 't m atch u p to us as far as d ep th ." Texas had a solid show of d e p th in last w eek's meet against Rice and H o u sto n , b e atin g Rice 173-79 an d H ouston 176-100. Several of th e L ady L o n g h o rn s, in c lu d in g ju n io r A ll-A m e r ic a n Tobie S m ith, w ere forced to c o m ­ pete in back-to-back heats. "N ot having to sw im against tw o % ■ i f f * . r> f - t Lisa Dubbe and her Lady Horn teammates face Alabama Saturday. Andy Rogers/Daily Texan Staff What: Texas vs. Alabama When: 10 a.m. Saturday W here: Texas Swimming Center team s this w eek will give us m o re tim e to concentrate on o u r events," said S terkel. "T h is w ill h o p e fu lly give us the extra effort it will take against A labam a." " W e h a v e n 't s w u m a g a in s t A la b a m a on a re g u la r b a sis, so I d o n 't know a lot about th em ," said Sterkel. W hat she does know', h o w ­ ever, is that the Crim son Tide are a y o u n g te a m , w ith n in e fre s h m e n and only one senior. U n fo rtu n a te ly , th e L ad y L o n g ­ horns may be short a senior as well, w ith 20-time All-American W hitney H edgepeth suffering from the flu. "W h itn e y is in th e lin e -u p , b u t she's not doing too well right n ow ," said Sterkel. H edgepeth m issed last w eek's com bined m eet as a result of the same sym ptom s. The Lady L onghorns are ran k ed N o. 3 in th e n atio n , b e h in d N o. 1 S tanford a n d No. 2 F lorida, w hile th e m e n 's te a m is N o . 2 b e h in d Stanford. T he m en's UT Invitation­ al, tentatively scheduled for S atur­ day, has been canceled. Giving early thanks for the sports world For m ost p eo p le th e T h an k sg iv ­ ing season is a special tim e of year. A rm e d w ith a s a p p y s e n s e o f g ra titu d e and a pitifu l u n d e rly in g th e m e of g u i lt fo r th o s e w h o m th e y 'v e w ro n g e d in th e p a st, th e average A m erican looks back at the o c c u rre n c e s o f th e p re v io u s y e a r and rejoices in thanks and praise. Well, the inhabitants of the sports w orld are no different A nd w h ile it m a y b e tru e th a t sports colum nists feel a little cheap sentim entality every once in a w hile — even if w e d o n 't feel the least bit guilty — we nonetheless m ust give thanks to those w ho have provided so m uch m aterial to discuss. So, in no particu lar order, I'd like to give a big "sh o u t o u t" to: • T he U niversiv of Texas m e n 's club soccer team . T hanks for m a k ­ ing it all the w ay to th e N a tio n a l C ollegiate C lub Soccer A ssociation national cham pio nsh ip to u rn am en t in P h oenix , A riz., a n d p ro v in g to e v e ry o n e th a t th e w r o n g s o c c e r team w as aw arded v arsity status. If b e in g o n e of th e b e st clu b so ccer p r o g r a m s in th e c o u n tr y i s n 't a go o d e n o u g h re a s o n to be g iv e n varsity status, then w hat the hell is? Joseph Garza SPORTS COLUMNIST P e rh a p s th e m en o u g h t to d ro p a few m atches by a score o f 9-0 like the varsity ladies did this past sea­ so n a t T e x a s A & M ; th a t s h o u ld ensure som e m uch-needed respect. a T h e H o u s to n O ile rs . I 'd e x p o u n d on th e su b jec t, b u t th a t w ould be redun dan t. ■ Terrence Rencher. W ith Brooks K ieschnick gone, it's nice to know that som eone w ho has the pow er to bring the U niversity national atten­ tio n s till w a lk s on th is c a m p u s . J u d g in g b y W e d n e s d a y n i g h t 's s h o o tin g p e rfo rm a n c e a g a in st th e F o rt H o o d T a n k e r s , R e n c h e r is going to terrorize SWC op p o sitio n m o re th a n a f u lly a r m e d s e t o f M enendez brothers. ■ Texas head football coach John M a c k o v ic . N o m a tte r w h a t I d o w rong or how bad things are going, I know th at som eone exists w ho has s c r e w e d u p w o r s e th a n I h a v e . (W h ich w a y 's th e w in d b lo w in ', Please see Thanksgiving, page 15