ns: Did she really say VZli-îObbL • NCI 1130NVJL Xi OSVd 13 ' 3 Livi I ‘ 9 N I H S I 19 D d 0 M MW i S ^ M M i n O S I f O Da il y T e x a n Vol. 90, No. 124 2 Sections The student newspaper of The University of Texas at Austin Thursday, April 4, 1991 25c Union claims make shuttle choice sticky David Loy Daily Texan Staff From across the country W ednesday, transportation union officials m ade accusa­ tions of unfair labor practices and "union busting" by the com pany Capital Metro ad ­ ministrators are recom m ending as the new subcontractor of the UT shuttle system . If the recom m endation for DAVE Trans­ portation Services Inc. is approved by Capi­ tal Metro board m em bers April 29, it "w ould be the biggest m istake you could m ake," said Roy W illiam s, president of Am algam ated Transit U nion Local 256 in Sacramento, Calif. "They're union busters — anti-union, anti-people, anti-em ployee, anti-worker. Period." But the vice president of the California- based com pany, w h o se acronym stands for "D edication, A ction, Value, Efficiency, ' denied the charges. Williams said his union is currently n ego­ tiating a labor contract with DAVE for driv­ ers in a rural area o f California. "The com pany is paying the drivers just over m inim um w age," he said. "They could do as w ell just sitting at hom e and collecting unem p loym ent." Gene Napier, president of ATU Local 1309 in San D iego, Calif., said a similar situ­ ation is also taking place with drivers for DAVE in El Cajon, Calif. "The highest-paid driver there is m aking $5.70 an hour, and he's been with the com ­ pany three years," he said. "[In San D iego] our top drivers w h o have been with us four “W e are aware of their histo­ ry, and we expect to see signs of a different approach to our situation.” — A u stin union represen tativ e Gene Stroop years are m aking $14.42 an hour. We are trying to organize in El Cajon, but w e can't get enough people together." Napier said drivers are reluctant to form a union because they fear losing what bene­ fits they already have. "They have a piddly little insurance plan in w hich the deductible goes up every year," he said. "It covers the em ployees, but not their d ep en d en ts. But insurance is a big item for them." R esponding to N apier's com m ents, Tim Collins, DAVE's vice president and region­ al manager, said his com pany has worked hard to ensure a positive labor-manage- ment relationship. Collins said w hen DAVE m ade its bid to Capital Metro, his com pany recognized that UT shuttle bus drivers are m em bers of Amalgamated Transit U nion Local 1549, and said, "We have every expectation that that relationship [betw een union and sub­ contractor] would continue," he said But in 1986, DAVE took the opposite ac­ tion toward unions in Boise, Idaho, w hen given the city bus contract. After the Boise City Council tentatively picked DAVE's parent com pany — NorCal Transit — to operate the city bus system , the com pany announced that D A V E w ould head the operation. It also revealed a m an­ agem ent plan that did not recognize the union, assem bled a part-time work force and cut w ages by 27 percent. "1 thought, in the first place, NorCal was very professional and honest," said Mike Wetherell, a m ember of the Boise City Council, w h o voted against giving the com ­ pany the contract. "Because of that 1 decid­ ed they should not operate our system be­ cause they m ade it very clear that they did not feel they had a reason to recognize the Boise city drivers' union," he said. As a result of the announcem ent by DAVE, the local drivers' union sued the Please see Union, page 2 Controversial bill could ax state taxes A lthough m ost at the Capitol w ould agree that th e existing sys­ tem is archaic and n eed s to be reworked, som e Senate members saw Parker's option as too extreme tor their tastes. Sen. Chet Brooks, D-Pasadena, expressed concern about a possible situation law m akers in w h ich w ould be unable to d evise a new tax structure in tim e to absorb the fi­ nancial crunch caused by deleting the existing system . "This is a m eat-cleaver approach that would let us bleed to death be­ fore w'e w ere able to get the replace­ m ents in or be able to guard our e s­ sential services," Brooks said. Buck Sralla Daily Texan Staff The Texas Senate W ednesday tentatively approved a m easure that w ould repeal all state taxes by 1994 and prime the legislative en gin es for the task of restructuring Texas' e n ­ tire "model-T" tax system . Sen. Carl Parker, D-Port Arthur, w ho sponsored the bill, said his plan w ould w ip e the revenue slate clean and force lawmakers to "have the courage" to take a com prehen­ sive look at revam ping Texas' exist­ ing tax system w hich was likened to a covered-w agon in a m od em w orld, A report by state Com ptroller John Sharp indicated potential state losses of about SI billion in 19^5 if a replacem ent tax structure is not put in place. He added that as long as legisla­ tors (Continued to use "patchwork" m entality in revising the existing tax structure, they w ould only be con ­ tributing to the econom ic pr obl e ms of the state, which relies on a re­ gressive sales tax for around 60 per­ cent of its total revenue. Sen. John M ontford, D-Lubbock, w ho spoke in support of the bill, said, "The issue here is the direction Texas is going to take. Are w e going to continue a horse-and-buggy tax system or are w e going to take this this rare opportunity to catapult state into the next century w ith a tax system that adiusts and grow s with the econom y." Parker said his plan w ou ld allow Texans to participate in the rebuild­ ing process by m onitoring lawm ak­ ers as they rebuild the m achine from the ground up. "W e've [legislators] made so m any deals for so many groups and usually it's not the bimd and the w eak, it's the on es that have the shiny-shoed lobbyists d ow n here ... getting those deals cut for them in these little com m ittee room s "What 1 want to do is open the shades and let the public see w hat kind of deals are being cut dow n here on taxes Parker said of the bill, w hich passed its second read­ ing by a vote of 22-9 W ednesday. Parliamentary procedure requires that a bill be considered three tim es in each legislative chamber before m oving on in the process. An aide to Parker said the tax plan could com e up tor a third reading as early as T hursday. Sen. Cart Parker Sen. lim Turner, D-Crockett, said the m easure w ou ld prove disas­ trous, because it w ou ld create a cli­ mate of uncertainty for potential investors in the state. He added that it w ould also lead to a decline in lo­ cal and state bond sales and, in ef­ fect, destroy the econom y. "The right wav to change the tax law in this state is a step at a time where it's predictable, understand­ able and does not yreate crisis or instability' tor the edpnom y of the state," Turner said. \ But Parker countered that most local school bonds w ou ld not be af- fected because they are insured by the Permanent School Fund. He added t h a t this bill " m i g h t strike panic in the hearts" of som e agen ­ cies and special interests w ho b ene­ fit from "their o w n special little tax that they and they alone could use." Lt. Gov. Bob Bullock, w h o last Please see Parker, page 14 A s tu d y in m a s o c h is m Kirk J. Crippens Daily Texan Staff The Moore Hill D orm itory TV show s the tim e: 6:09 a.m. Nine hours earlier, aerospace engineering freshm an Juan Diaz began his all-night study vigil. *"Everything is starting to be due at the sam e time, he said, adding that he found his physics problem s slightly frustrating. Symposium urges self-help Gary Beene Daily Texan Staff Blacks can ensure the future busi­ n ess success of their com m unities only by focusing on su ccess stories and reinvesting in the neighbor­ hoods w here they started, a noted told e n trep ren eu r p a rticip an ts W ednesday at the Fifth Annual Hem an Sweatt Sym posium . ■ Sweatt speaker addresses the multicultural university, page 5 "You can learn nothing from said Robert stu d y in g failure," speaker and W oodson, keynote president of the N ational Center for N eighborhood Enterprise. In low -incom e areas, "We need to find the su ccesses and find out w hat said, they're doing," W oodson speaking before about 250 people. He suggested that lesson s could be learned and then expanded to other low -incom e areas. W oodson said instead of using poor blacks in order to set the agen ­ da for all blacks, specific rem edies should be applied to specific groups of the ethnicity. M anning Marable, professor of Susanne Mason Daily Texan Staff Manning Marable addressed the Heman Sweatt Symposium Wednesday. political science and sociology at the U niversity of C olorado at Boulder, said there is an actual historical con ­ nection betw een self-help and inte­ gration. Marable said th ou san d s of blacks w ere able to establish "m om -and- pop" stores in tim es of racial segre­ gation. But during the Civil Rights m ovem ent, integration forced black b u sin esses to com pete with larger b u sin esses that had m ore capital. He also said that those support­ ing integration depended on blacks m ovin g into political offices to help other blacks. But many of them did not address the segregation that w as being carried out in larger cor­ porations. Marable said black entrepreneur­ ship m eans som ething only if m on­ ey is "reinvested back into black neighborhoods." Also, any strategy for self-developm en t has to focus on large corporations because they cul­ tivate small businesses. Juliet Walker, professor of history at the University of Illinois at Urba- said black-owned na-Cham paign, b usinesses have been "there since the beginning," but from the prof­ its, "It looks like black businesses have not been involved." the said Walker governm ent n eed s to refocus and redirect the m oney it gives to low -incom e peo­ ple. "The U.S. subsid izes every na­ tion in the world but yet w h en it com es to giving m oney to blacks, the\ say that b l a c k s are an im pover­ ished group of p eople w h o are inca­ pable of surviving on their ow n ." Walker agreed with W oodson and said w hen black history is re­ constructed, "It should focus on a culture of success." The sym posium then focused on tw o business ow ners, o n e of w hom did not like the experience in the corporate world. "Schizophrenia — I felt it as a black person in corporate America," said D enise W eaver, ow n er of W eaver's Cleaners in Durham, N .C ., w h o received a master of Please see Symposium, page 14 Panel, students debate law school’s diversity Aaron DaMommio Daily Texan Staff The entered students slow ly, starting from the back and disp ers­ ing in small groups through the arc of seats that sur­ rounded an em p ty table. them selves But as the time for the m eeting to convene drew near, they filled all the chairs in the 140-seat auditori­ um, leaving som e standing in the back. "Normally, u n less you're offering a job, you can't get anybody to show up for anything here," said Steven Lopez. Lopez, a second-year law stu ­ dent, is a m em ber of the Coalition for a Diversified Law School, w h ose panel discussion attracted som e 150 students W ednesday, m any of w hom stayed for the duration of the tw o-hour m eeting. Students posed questions for a panel of five w hite faculty m em ­ bers. W hen the panel's lone w om an pointed out that she w as its sole ele ­ ment o f diversity, her com m ent sparked laughter am ong the audi­ ence. But despite occasional jocularity, the students cam e prepared to ar­ gue. O ne student accused the profes­ sors, w h o w ere ostensibly chosen for their variety of opin ions on the issue of diversity, of buying into a com m on set of "institutionalized m yths." The student assailed the idea that professors w ho are not heterosexual w hite m ales are needed as m entors and role m odels for an increasingly diverse student body, saying that belief has no scientific basis. But panel member Sanford Levin­ son, the professor w h o heads the faculty hiring com m ittee for the law school, said there are studies to su p ­ port both sides of the argum ent. The student pointed out that som e racial m inorities — such as Please see Debate, page 14 $ 1 in s id e t t f l i tEXANTODAY KTSB staff members bypassed a Tex­ as Student Publications panel’s au­ thority by selecting a station m anager 5 among themselves Also inside: The latest hope for AIDS relief may be 3 in the body’s natural defenses. Most Austin City Council members receive failing grades on their environ- mental voting records.____________ 6 Weather: An apology for yesterday s w e a th e r. There’s a 40 percent chance that someone has been tortured and or fired for having written that. Obscure references were in the mid-70s. And the comedy scale of 60 to 100 rated it very, very low — in the low 60s Who­ ever is responsible, you d better catch the south wind at 10-15 mph. . index: Around Campus Classifieds . . C o m ic s ............... Editorials Sports . State & Local Television. . University World & Nation . . . 13 10 13 4 8 6 10 5 3 Officials defend proposed UT budgets Tini Tran Daily Texan Staff Testifying at a special hearing on higher education before the Senate Finance C om m ittee W ednesday, UT President W illiam C unningh am m ade a plea to legislators to consid­ er that potential budgetary cuts could drastically change the state of education at the University. "We're not try ing to be dramatic, but a reduction of this m agnitude w ould change the very nature of this institution," C unningham testi­ fied before the com m ittee. The University w ou ld face budget cuts of about $30 m illion a year over the next tw o years if it contin ues at its current sp en d in g level under a bill recently approved by the H ouse Appropriations Com m ittee. He explained that $8.9 million w ould be taken out of eight differ­ ent programs including library ser­ vices, sum m er program s, research and developm ent program s, com ­ puter equipm ent and acquisitions, and special equipm ent purchases. H ow ever, the m ost dam aging cuts w ould affect salaries for faculty Genera] Revenue Alternatives for UT System 1 Fiscal Year 1992-1993 Dollar Figure Increase/ Decrease Percent A ppropriations R equest L evel 4 L evel 3 L evel 2 L evel 1 H o u se b ill 10 $2,647.20 $2,086.50 $1,950.00 $1,755.00 $1,708.50 $697.20 $136.50 $0.00 -$195.00 -$241.50 35.8% 7.0% 0.0% -10.0% -12.4% L egislativ e Budget Board "Current Services" $1,998.60 $48.60 2^% •in millions of dollars Felipe Cam pos Daily Texan Graphics and non-faculty positions, along with departm ent ex­ p enses. C unningham predicted a reduction o f $21.6 million for these three areas. operating According to C unningham , if the bill goes through, a total of 313 n o n ­ tenured faculty positions w ould have to be term inated. Ibis consti­ tutes a 15.3 percent decrease out of the current 2,044 faculty positions, or a 49 percent reduction of non­ tenured faculty positions. T he ratio stu d e n t-to -fa c u lty w ould jump from 20.5 to 1 to 24,2 to 1, he said In order to keep the same ratio, the U niversity w ould have to decrease i ts current enrollm ent by 6,400 students. "There's a significant impact on Please see Budget, page 14 Mage 2 I hursday, April 4,1991 1 H E I )A IL Y T E X A N T h e Da il y T e x a n Permanent Staff . Editor Managing Editor Associate Managing Editors News Editor Assoc.ate News Editors New*; Assignments Editor Senior Reporters Associate E d ito r s ................ Entertainment Editor Associate Entertainment Editor Sports E d it o r ....................... 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DAVE lost the contract w h e n Boise re­ o p e n e d bids a n d selected a n e w com p a n y . But Collins said the p ro b le m s in Boise are in the past. " W h a t occurred th e re is not any part of the c u rre n t m a n a g e m e n t," he said. " U n io n s a re part of the (T public transportation industry — we respect organized labor As far is con­ as cerned, irrele­ vant." the current situation ts w ho lly [Boise] H o w e v e r, of 70 tran sit sy ste m s o p e ra te d by DAVE, Collins said, only five u n io n s exist. "T h is isn't necessarily a low num­ ber," he said. "M a n y ot the con­ tracts w e hold are in w h a t I would refer to as the Sun Belt region — an area where public transit is very new — where organized labor is not as entrenched." ny interfered with the union's ef­ forts. "T hey handed out illegal litera­ ture to drivers, claiming that [un­ ion] dues would cost them $50 a month. W e don't even charge them dues," he said. "A lso , for four years before they tried to unionize, D A V E did not tell employees about their health care or vacation." Reynolds said the company's problems are from underbidding on contracts. "Because of that they pay th e ir e m p lo y e e s s u b s ta n d a rd wages," he said. But J.C. Reynolds, p r e s id e n t of ATU Local 732 in A tlanta, C a., said w h e n his g r o u p tried to o rg an ize a u n io n last year for DAVE e m p lo y ­ ees m a k in g $4 an h o u r, the c o m p a ­ Andreas Negron, president of A T U Local 1549 in Austin, ex­ pressed concern about the pending contract between D A V E and Capital Metro. " If [D A V E ] comes in and cuts labor, they're going to have to cut drivers and mechanics," he said. " If they cut labor the student body is going to get hurt." Gene Stroop, a local union repre­ sentative, said, " W e are aware of their history, and we expect to see signs of a different approach to our situation." 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DILLARD S AND Al I MAJOR CREDIT ( ARDS WELCOME Bush Associated Press W ASH INGTON — President Bush signed secret orders in Janu­ ary authorizing the CIA to aid rebel factions inside Iraq, around the time he was publicly exhorting the Iraqi people to overth row Saddam Hussein, intelligence sources said Wednesday. The orders, known as an intelli­ gence “finding," were described as granting broad and general authori­ ty for clandestine activities to und­ ermine the rule of President Sad­ dam Hussein and to support efforts by opposition inside Iraq, said the sources, speaking only on condition of anonymity. forces Bush, speaking to reporters as he wound up a four-day Florida vaca­ tion, declined to comment on the matter, saying he never talks public­ ly about intelligence matters. to protect But he reiterated that the United States will not now intervene mili­ tarily Iraq's minority Kurds and Shiites from a brutal quashing of their uprising against Saddam. “I do not want to see us get sucked into the internal struggle in Associated Press SHKODRA, Albania — Tens of thousands of people massed in this grim industrial city W ednesday to honor a “martyr for democracy" and pledged to destroy the Commu­ nists they blame for his killing. square and At least 50,000 people packed the central surrounding streets for the funeral of a local lead­ er of the opposition Democratic Par­ ty and two others killed Tuesday, two days after Albania's first multi­ party elections in six decades. The slayings, which took place during a rally outside Communist h ead q u arters, provoked w ide­ spread anger in Shkodra and else­ where in Albania. “ People of Shkodra, you are the victims of the Comm unist system of a state that wants to kill its citi­ zen s," Sali Berisha, a Democratic Party leader, declared. Many in the crowd pledged to end Communist rule, while rela­ tives talked of revenge. The Demo- Soviet ruble devaluation implemented Associated Press MOSCOW — The Soviet Union yielded to black market pressure Wednesday, offering more than four times more rubles for a dollar on a key exchange rate and pushing the Soviet currency toward use in international trade. The change in the foreign ex­ change rate for tourists was a tacit admission that many travelers and Soviets are bypassing the state bank in search of better deals, depriving Kremlin coffers of badly needed hard currency. Soviets said the higher cost of buying dollars — up from 5.8 rubles per dollar to 27.6 rubles — will pre­ vent many from traveling outside their country. The new rate, which com es the same week as stiff price increases and a new 5 percent sales tax, is roughly the rate available on the black market. It was unclear if the black market rate would change. Foreign currency exchange offices in Moscow were closed Wednesday as employees besieged the Gosbank state bank for details of the sudden announcem ent. But one Western journalist reported changing money at the new rate in Kiev, the Ukraini­ an capital. “Closed for technical reasons," said the sign at the Belgrade Hotel's currency exchange office. But on the wall was a big chart giving new and improved ruble rates for 20 different WEDNESDAY S DOW JONES: 2,926.73 DOWN 18.32/Volume: 213,720,000 shares WORLD & ME I T h e Da il y T exan Thursday, April 4,1991 Page 3 Sanctions could force Iraqi cease-fire compliance Associated Press UNITED NATIONS ~ If Iraq re­ jects the tough U.N. resolution dictating terms for a cease-fire, op­ tions for enforcement are limited, but diplomats said Wednesday that painful trade sanctions would eventually force Iraq to capitulate. Western diplomats have said the allied coalition that drove Iraq from Kuwait could resume mili­ tary action, but that is considered a remote possibility. Still, the reso­ lution authorizing force has not been lifted. If Iraq does not comply with the resolution passed Wednesday, there will be no permanent cease­ foreign fire, no withdrawal of forces from southern Iraq and the region and no lifting of trade sanc­ tions. Iraq has denounced the resolu­ tion as humiliating and said it would punish the Iraqi people for generations to come. Iraq's U.N ambassador said Iraq would not tolerate “ U.S. coercion," but he said Saddam Hussein will make the final decision, U.S. Ambassador Thomas Pick­ ering said the Iraqi government "and preferably Saddam Hussein" should send a dear letter saying it accepts the terms. On the question of enforcement, Pickering said: “Sanctions don't come off on a number of key ques­ tions until, in fact, Iraq performs on a number of key questions, par­ ticularly compensation a n d t h e de­ struction of weapons of m a s s d e ­ struction " Earlier this week, Sir David Harmay, the British ambassador, said Iraq could face “ the resump­ tion of hostilities“ as well as con­ tin u e d suffering caused by crip­ pling trade sanctions. then resolution, If Iraq does accept the terms o f the elaborate U.N. enforcement machinery set^ to work in various areas: disarma­ ment, compensation and delinea­ tion of borders The United Nations is author­ ized to help demarcate and guar­ antee the current Kuwait-Iraq bor­ der, to oversee the destruction of weapons of mass destruction and to inspect Iraq's stockpiles. Iraq," the president said. It could not be immediately learned to what extent the CIA au­ thority might have been used. How­ ever, NBC News reported Tuesday that the Voice of Free Iraq, a clan­ destine anti-government radio sta­ tion, operated during the Kuwait conflict under CIA financing. Such broadcasts are a common tool employed by the Central Intelli­ gence Agency when it seeks to aid political opposition groups covertly. Bush recently sidestepped report- ers' questions about any contacts between the L nited States and Iraqi rebels. And, asked about such col­ laboration at a congressional hear­ ing two weeks ago, Defense Secre­ tary’ Dick Cheney said only, "That's a subject I can't get into in open ses­ sion. ' it the authority has been used to aid the rebels, it would add concrete actions to the verbal encouragement Bush and other administration offi­ cials have given rebels to overthrow their president. Critics have accused B u s h of m i s ­ l e a d i n g resistance g r o u p s into be­ lieving t h e United States would come to t h e i r aid if they challenged Saddam's rule. On Feb. 15, Bush suggested that "the Iraqi military and the Iraqi peo­ ple [should] take m a t t e r s into their force Saddam to own Hussein the dictator to step aside." h a n d s In January, while saving it was not U.S. policy to target Saddam, Bush had declared, “ no one will weep when he is gone." As recently as March 19, Bush suggested that Iraq's continuing use of helicopter gunships to put down revolt would “ make it very, very complicated terms of bringing about a final cease-fire." But he has refused to allow U.S. forces to at­ tack the helicopters. in Kurdish and other dissident groups have s a i d they feel betrayed bv the United S t a t e s a s S a d d a m ' s forces have b r u t a l l y re-established control over cities in rebel strong­ holds and created a flood of refu­ gees fleeing what they fear is an im­ pending mass slaughter On Wednesday, Sen A1 Gore, D- Tenn., joined those attacking U.S. inaction. “ I don't think it's right for us to stand bv and do nothing while t he Kurd«- and o t h e r s who oppose Sa d d a m H u s s e in are b e in g slaughtered," he said at a news con­ ference, adding the refugees' “only offense has been to respond to our call to rise up and oppose Saddam H ussein." Gore, who supported Bush's de­ cision to go to war against Iraq and is regarded as a potential Democrat­ ic presidential contender in 1992, said Bush had made a c old calcula­ tion that it was in the best interests of the United States to let Saddam remain in power to hold Iraq togeth­ er Repeated administration state­ ments have made it clear that U.S. military forces will not be used to interfere in the conflict because such action would be outside the scope of the United Nations mandate that called for Iraq to be driven from Kuwait. Democratic leader killed Albanian election protest marred with violence era tic Party urged a general strike Thursday in protest. Relatives of Arben Broci, 24, and the two others killed Tuesday, brought the bodies to the square, wrapped in Albanian flags without the Communist star. Signs read “ Arben is not dead ," and “The martyr for dem ocracy." Many in the crowd saluted them by raising their hands in the V-sign that has become the symbol of the Democratic Party. They chanted, "W e don't want communism! No! No! N o!" The Democrats captured imaginations of the hopes and the young and the city-dwellers. But ru­ ral voters stayed with the Commu­ nists' Party of Labor, which won Sunday's election, taking 162 of 250 seats in the People's Assembly. The Democrats won 65 seats. The Communists had kept the country of 3.2 million people isolat­ ed for decades, but President Ramiz Alia has introduced some reforms. The new parliament must try to pull Albania out of the economic desperation that has led tens of thousands to flee over mountains oi jump ships to flee across the Adriat­ ic Sea to Italy. lopsided Democratic Party leaders, clearly loss, surprised by their have urged to avoid violence and declared that the Communists will fall anyway within months. their supporters They have rejected suggestions by Alia that they enter a coalition government with the Communists. The Democrats overwhelmingly won in Shkodra, but protesters ral­ lied late Monday and Tuesday morning in front of Communist Par- tv headquarters, saving Commu­ nists had tried to rig the vote. Eyewitnesses said Broci, who was in front of the Communist head­ quarters, facing the crowd, was shot in the back as he appealed for calm. But no one could say who tired the shot. T h e two o t h e r s , Bujar Zerberi and Besnik Ceka, apparently died in a bloody clash with police that fol­ lowed. Relatives mourn over the body of Arben Broci, a 24-year-old engineer killed Tuesday morning in Albania. Associated Press immune respi : kev in AIDS A sso ciateci P r e s s BOSTON — The body launches a stunning counterattack in the first weeks of an AIDS infection, killing the virus by the billions, and learn­ ing to harness this power could pro­ vide new weapons for fighting the disease, researchers report. Two teams, working independ­ ently, have found that during the initial weeks of its invasion the virus reproduces unchecked and reaches massive levels in the bloodstream But then the body's own defense system comes to life and drives the virus back, reducing it to minimal lev els. The intensity of this c o u n t e r m e a s ­ ure surprises researchers, especially considering that it eventually tails. Even though the AIDS v irus (HIV) is pushed into the background, it re­ gains the upper hand years later and again grows explosively, this time killing its human host. Researchers disagree on how im ­ portant the discovery will prove in the search for an AIDS vaccine, but no one doubts the discovery marks a milestone. "W e found that very early on d u r ­ ing the illness, there is a tremen­ dous burst of virus replication that said Dr. Da­ occurs in the patient, vid Ho. "It w a s quite revealing to see it grow so quickly. That has nev ­ er been formallv documented tor HIV. "Then things turn around a week or two later. The virus replication returns to barely detectable levels it suggests that there is something verv effective in the host that can quickly control the spread of the vi­ rus. It is very important to study that. We will be spending a lot of time and energy to pursue that ef­ fective immune response." Ho, until recently at the Universi­ ty of California, Los Angeles, is the first director of New York's Aaron Diamond AIDS Research Center, which officially opens April In His work and a similar studv con­ ducted bv Dr. Stephen Clark at the University of Alabama were pub­ lished in Thursday's issue of the Nezc England Journal o f Medicine. Together, they documented the initially overwhelming growth of the virus and then the body's spirit­ ed response in seven people who were newly infected. All of them had gone to a hospital for sickness resulting from the ini­ tial infection. They had a variety of symptoms, including skin rashes and flu-like fever, sore throats and aches. All got better without receiv ­ ing any AIDS treatment. The researchers found that at the height of the patients' early illness, a single liter of their blood might contain 10 billion individual v ¡ruses. Levels this high are not seen again until patients fall sick with full­ blown AIDS. "Thev are sickest when their vi­ said t. lark. rus levels are highest "Thev have not had time vet to de­ velop an immune response. As it emerges, the virus declines, and their symptoms disappear As the body's immune defenses go to work, levels of the virus drop as much as 10,000-fold. lust which part of the immune system packs this punch is still un­ clear, although Ho speculates it is white blood cells called T cells that can attack the virus directly. Whatever the mechanism, Ho said, it will be important for poten­ tial AIDS vaccines to trigger this re­ sponse so that the body will be primed to go on the attack at the first sign of HIV. "It immune that effective re­ sponse is already in place before vi­ rus replication can take off, then it s quite likely that there will be a com­ plete halt of virus growth,' Ho ^aid. However, Dr. William Haseltine an AIDS researcher at the Dana Farber Cancer Institute in Boston took a more pessimistic view of the implications for vaccine develop­ ment. "T h is confirms that the immune system has an effect," he said. “ But it means we have to do much better than that with a vaccine if we are going to protect people from infec­ tion. We have to prevent the virus from getting into people in the first place, and if it does, we have to immune re­ learn how to make from sponses those that naturallv occur.' that are different Soviet banks posted lists Wednesday telling who could change rubles. A s s o c ia te d P re ss foreign currencies. The ruble is all but worthless out­ side Soviet borders. Its artificially set rates and lack of convertibility have hampered Soviet efforts to join the world economy. The artificial rates have also prompted a flourishing black mar­ ket at nearly every tourist spot in the Soviet capital. Foreigners are asked to change money by some taxi drivers, peddlers along the pop­ ular Arbat pedestrian mall and even inside a shop that sells Communist Party posters. The new “auction” or “ m arket" exchange rate will change twice a week following currency auctions at the state bank beginning iuesday, said Alexander Polyakov, a mana­ ger at the governm ent's Vnesheko- nombank, the foreign affairs bank. The starting rate of 27.6 rubles to the dollar was fixed after an initial auction Monday, he said in an inter­ view. This rate replaces the 18-month- old “ tourist rate" of 5.8 rubles to the dollar available to tourists, foreign­ ers living in the Soviet Union and Soviets needing money to travel abroad. It does not affect the other two exchange rates — the commercial rate of 1.76 rubles to the dollar used for foreign business transactions, or the official rate of .58 rubles to the dollar used for international statisti­ cal comparisons. "W e hope that it [the black mar­ ket] will start to fad e," said Oleg Mozhaiskov, head of the currency department at Gosbank. "I don't see why Soviets and for­ eigners should go to dubious deal­ ers, taking risks and sometimes even risking their lives, rather than go to the bank to sell their hard cur- rencv," he the government newspaper ¡zvestia. told Polyakov said instructions were being sent to all foreign exchange offices, but he did not know when they would reopen. I 1 H M M NEWS IN BRIEF, Associated Press World-famous novelist Graham Greene dies GENEVA — Graham Greene, whose novels of dark intrigue and tense strug­ for moral and physical survival gles brought him worldwide fame, died Wednesday. He w as 86. The British author died at La Provi­ dence Hospital in Vevey oYi Lake Geneva, where he had been admitted Sunday and been treated repeatedly since the fall, hos­ pital director Robert Bertschy said. He did not give a cause of death. éS íÍ'í-G Greene's career spanned more than half a century. He w'rote 24 novels and several successful movie scripts, traveled widely and was drawn to political controversy throughout his career. "T h e best of his novels will be remem­ bered as literarv perfection. Greene will be read and remembered as the ultimate chronicler of 20th-century man's con­ sciousness and anxieties," said novelist William Golding. Tensions escalate in Croatia BELGRADE, Yugoslavia — The federal army deployed more armored units Wednesday in the republic of Croatia as Yugoslavia's collective presidency ap­ pealed for an end to escalating tensions between Serbs and C roats Tanks and other armored vehicle^ pa­ trolled areas of northern and western Croatia, where ethnic Serbs have re Be lied against local authorities. The eight-member federal presidency met for a third day to try to resolve the dispute between Yugoslavia's two most populous the session, which was attended bv the presidents of the six republics and other senior officials, produced no apparent results. republics. But Serbian nationalists and Croatian police clashed in Plitvice National Park on Su n ­ day, leaving two dead and at least 21 in­ jured. The police moved into the m oun­ tainous park to drive out Serbs who seized it tw o davs earlier. Ex-official to face war crimes trial PARIS — An SI sear-old former police chief accused of sending nearly 200 Jewish children to their deaths in N a/i camps will likely be tried tor war crimes, but his trial mas be delayed tor up to a year, a lawyer said Wednesday Rene Bousquet could become the high­ est-ranking official in the collaborationist \ ichv government to be tried for war crimes, said Charles ! ibman, an attorney for Sons and Daughters of Jews Deported From France. Bousquet, who headed the \ ichy gov­ ernm ent's national police during World War 11, was notified ot the charges on March 1, but allowed to remain free. He is accused of deporting 194 Jewish children who died in Nazi concentration camps. Yuppies soon to be extinct N E W YORK — The Age ot the 'i uppie is dying. Faith in God is the most import­ ant part of Americans' lives, followed by good health and a happy marriage, ac­ cording to a poll. Fort\ percent of respondents said thev valued their relationship with God above all else, while onlv 2 percent said a job that pays well was the most important thing in their life. Page 4 Thursday, April 4,1991 THE DAILY TEXAN BEST AVAILABLE COPY EDITORIALS Viewpoint opinions expressed in The Daily Texan are those of the editor and the writer of the irtid e They are not necessarily those of the University administration, the Board of Regents or the Texas Student Publications Board of Operating Trustees Opinions expressed ir Dissenting Opinions and staff or guest columns are those of 'he writer J T 1 . W hite Fright Racism of McCallum PI A deplorable A ustinites love to view their city as th e A th e n s or Texas a p r o ­ gressive mecca s u r r o u n d e d by o u tp o s ts of th u g g ish Spartans, the sort of m e n ta l giants w ho voted for C layton Williams in N o v e m b e r a n d now- refuse to fun d their o w n im p o v e rish e d school sy s­ tems. This city p o in ts to its state legislators, city co u n cilm em b ers a n d school b o a rd m e m b e rs of color a n d c o n c lu d e s that overt racism is a pro blem in o th e r c o m m u n itie s — yes — but certainly not here. This, after all, is A ustin. Expressions of overt racism ne v e r surface here Not an ym ore. This, after all, is 1991. This w as o u r s h a re d reality. ! hat reality w as shattered eight days ago w h e n the n e ig b o rh o o d c o m m u n ity that feeds McCallum H igh School g a th ere d to pro test th e p ro p o se d b o u n d a r y c h ang es for schools w ithin the A ustin I n d e p e n d e n t School District. The prop osal is a com plex one w ith m a n y in te n d e d o utco m es, a m o n g th em an im p ro v e d eth nic and socioeconomic balance a m o n g schools a n d a decrease in the horrific n u m b e r of high school d r o p o u ts . The c urrent plan w o u ld transfo rm J o h n s to n a n d I anier high schools into schools with an individu alized series of curriculum " p a c k e ts " that w o uld replace the traditional classroom cu rriculum a n d elim inate required a tte n d a n c e a nd University Interscholastic L eague extracurricular actn ities. The controv ersial plan has d r a w n s o m e u n d e r s ta n d a b le criticism from som e paren ts, teachers a n d s t u d e n t s at b oth Jo h n sto n a n d Lanier. I he essence of their criticism h a s been th e arbitrary n atu re of selecting their schools for the e x p e rim en t. T heir com plaint is a function of school pride. The p a re n ts at M cC allum seem far rem o ved from this fray, but they also leveled criticism at th e plan. The essence of their criticism has been that m a n y black a n d M exican-A m erican stu d e n ts, no longer fed into Jo h n sto n an d Lanier, will b ecom e McCallum s tu d e n ts. Their com plaint is a function of u n m itig a te d racism. "F ro m w h a t I se e ," McCallum FTA P resident John Soule said eight d a v s ago, " c h a n g e s in virtually every school will make ethnic balance worse." Avis Davis, p a r e n t of a M cCallum s tu d e n t, p o in te d to the lack of black s tu d e n ts in the McCallum N ational 1 l o n o r Society a n d the h on o rs p ro g ra m as indicators that a d m ittin g black s tu d e n ts c o m p ro m ise s e d u c a ­ tional sta n d a rd s. These se n tim e n ts, p u blish ed o n e w e e k ago in The Statesman, are not a polemic on the value of n e ig h b o rh o o d schools or even a justification for return in g to racial s eparation . T hey are p u r e racism, a n d they invoke three-decade-old im ages of the m ost regrettable incidents in the history of A m erican public schools. O r they sh o u ld , a n y w a y . But tod ay, a w eek after this unveiled racism was s h o w c a s e d in public o n the front p a g e of o u r city n e w sp a p e r, no on e — n o city leader, no c o m m u n ity action g ro up , no minority o rg a n iz a ­ tion, no editorial c o lu m n ist — h as q u e s tio n e d , let alon e c o n d e m n e d , the in a p p r o p r ia te n e s s of publicly e s p o u s e d racism. This is a university n e w sp a p e r. O u r r e a d e rsh ip is not intimately tied to this story, so o u r p o w e r to effect c h a n g e is so m e w h a t minimal. But w e can at least c o n d e m n these racist sta te m e n ts as barbaric a n d u n a c c e p t­ able a n d u rg e th at all th o se with a pow erfu l voice s p e a k 01 t an d d o the same. — Dave Winter -fite 6uLFW M? IS NOT OVER. BiPBCr tAASSED RETALIATE a « STRIKES IW MID-DECEMBER. You own this newspaper, so control it T he Daily Texan has alw ay s held a u n iq u e p o sitio n c ircu latin g n e w s p a p e r s . T h e s t u d e n t bo d y o w n s The Texan th r o u g h fees a n d th e c oncept of a Jeffrey Burk TEXAN COLUMNIST c a m p u s n e w s p a p e r that r e s p o n d s to their in te r­ ests. a m o n g w id e ly s t u d e n t s t u d e n t s n e w s p a p e r . M o r e o v e r , com prise a majority of The Texan's 45,(Hit) re a d ­ ers. Thus, UT s tu d e n ts c o n stitu te both th e o w n ­ ership a n d r e a d e r s h ip of The Texan. S tu d e n ts h av e only limited w a y s to exercise their o w n e r ­ ship rights o v e r th e p a p e r, h o w e v e r, and they possess few m e a n s to in fluence co n te n t as readers. therefore, S tu d e n ts m u s t b e p re p a re d , to seize the only o p p o r tu n itie s th e y h ave to c o n ­ trol The Daily Texan. The Texan can re p r e s e n t the entire s tu d e n t b o d y only th ro u g h s tu d e n ts v o t­ ing in ed itor elections a n d a p p ly in g for e m p lo y ­ m e n t at The Texan. A corpo ratio n o w n i n g private n e w s p a p e r s such as The Dallas M orning News or The Houston Post m a in ta in s a tangible d e g re e of control over w h a t a p p e a r s w ithin th e p a g e s of tho se dailies. If the p u b lish e r dislikes th e copy, he m ay re­ m ove a n d replace staff m e m b e rs or .it least ex­ ert p re s s u r e for ch ange. A dditionally, re a d e rs of private p a p e rs can influence p rin te d c o n te n t by refusing to b uy or subscribe to the p a p e r. In o th e r w ords, private n e w s p a p e rs are subject to checks on tw o sides, o w n e r s h ip a n d re a d e rs h ip . As o w n e rs, s tu d e n ts h a v e effective control over the positions of e d ito r a n d to a lesser ex­ tent, m a n a g in g editor. Lvorv spring edito r c a n ­ did ates run tn ah at-large s tu d e n t election. In "As owners students have ef­ fective control over the posi­ tions of editor and, to a less­ er extent, managing editor." som e past elections c an d id a te s h a v e ru n u n c o n ­ tested, b u t recently to a p rovision th a n k s th e Texas S tu d e n t Publications pa sse d by board, elections s h o u ld contain at least two ca n d id a te s in th e future. This y e a r th e TSP b oard h a s s c h e d u le d the election for April 11, a n d the b o ard has certified tw o c a n d id a te s to run. S tu d e n ts , especially those disaffected w ith The Texan, sh o u ld feel obliged to vote. Failure to d o so d e m o n s tr a te s a p a th y a n d defeat in the conflict over w h o o w n s th e s tu d e n t n e w s p a p e r . S tu d e n ts also exercise so m e control o ver the m an a g in g edito r position. T h e TSP b o a rd se­ lects a m a n a g in g e d ito r each se m e ste r, a n d s tu ­ d e n ts elect TSP b oard rep re se n ta tiv es. S tu d e n ts co ncerned w ith w h o r u n s The Texan sh o u ld take an interest in TSP b o a rd elections, which occur c o n c u rre n t w ith SA elections. D em ocracy so m e tim e s creates h a p h a z a r d re­ sults, h o w e v e r, so s tu d e n ts s h o u ld n o t feel that their part in ru n n in g th e c a m p u s n e w s p a p e r e n d s w ith sim ply vo ting in e d ito r a n d TSP board elections As read ers, s tu d e n ts d e se rv e a S tu d e n ts h a v e an obligation, therefore, to a p ­ ply for w ork at The Texan. C o n tra ry to p o p u la r belief, n o t every Texan e m p lo y e e is a flag-burn­ ing Marxist, but not e n o u g h m o d e r a te s a n d conservatives w o rk at the p a p e r n o w . The Texan also n e e d s m o re G reeks as well as m ino rity stu ­ d e n ts to fill its ranks. T he least d e m a n d in g jobs re q u ire n o m ore th a n three or four d a y s of w o rk a m o n th , a n d pe o p le d o g et paid for p u ttin g o u t The Texan. S tu d e n ts claim o th e r a d v a n ta g e s th ro u g h w o r k ­ ing for the n e w s p a p e r. T h e y gain valuable job experience a n d refine their jou rn alism skills. The Texan n e e d s several p e o p le just to p r o ­ d u c e o n e issue, a n d position s a re o p e n to s t u ­ d e n ts not e nrolled in jou rna lism cou rses or m a ­ joring in c o m m un ic a tio n. In fact, gettin g hired at The Texan is m u c h easier a n d fulfilling than ge tting a job at the local W h a ta b u r g e r or Burger King. U n fortu na tely, canceling a s ubsc rip tion is not a luxury s tu d e n ts have, a n d n e ith e r is firing re p o rte rs o r cartoonists. V oting for e d ito r and jo ining the staff are easy alternatives for ex­ ercising o w n e r s h ip a n d re a d e r s h ip control over The Daily Texan. The d ay will n e v e r com e w h e n w h a t The Tex­ an covers pleases e v e ry o n e , but the s tu d e n t n e w s p a p e r can be w h a te v e r th e s tu d e n ts w a n t — a journal r u n by a few liberals o r a resource for a de d ic a te d s tu d e n t b od y. Burk is a government freshman. Legal sanction of sexism persists 1 agree w ith D ave W in te r (" W o m a n a n d W ife," Viewpoint, T h u rsd a y ) sh o u ld fight to eradicate ... injustice" of discrim ina­ tion. that " g a y s a n d lesbians But his naive sta te m e n t that c u rre n tly "legal sanc­ tion se ld o m enables racism or se x ism ," is blatantly false. 1 offer the following exa m p le s ot legal sexism; ■ Married w o m e n in Texas d o no t h a v e their o w n credit. W h e n th e v m arry , th e y lose any individual credit w h ic h they m ay h a v e built u p w hile single. If they divorce, they m u s t start from scratch a n d build their o w n credit. While m a rrie d , they c an n o t m ak e a like a h o u se , w ith o u t their h u s ­ m ajor p u rc h a se , b a n d 's signature. ■ Sexual discrim ination in e m p lo y m e n t is legal. Al­ th o u g h the Equal E m p lo y m e n t O p p o r tu n i ty C o m ­ mission has g uidelines re g a rd in g sexual h a ra s sm e n t, a n d th e y are freq uently relied o n by federal courts, they d o not have the force of law. ■ Marital rape is legal in Texas. If a m an r a p e s his wife, he c a n n o t be p ro se c u te d u n less he leaves p h y s ­ ically visible m a r k s on hut body, such as cuts, bruises or worse. Em otional scars d o n 't count, to a m a n d a to r y p o ly g ra p h ■ W h e n a w o m a n re p o rts a rape in Texas, s h e is subjected to tell w h e th e r s h e is lying. In o th e r w o rd s, sht is a u to m a ti­ cally su sp e c te d of lying. T here is no o th e r crime for which a victim m u s t s u b m it to a p o ly gra ph exam to "verify" their c laim of b eing vie timized. test, For people w h o w a n t to learn m ore ab o u t co m b a t­ ing sexism, U n w e rsity NOW is co -sp o n so rin g Rape A w a re n e ss W eek, April 8-12. Please w atch tor fliers a n d come to th e e v e n ts. j a n e t Bi/ rues U niversity N O W Hey kiosk vandals, come forth L an gu ag e is slipp ery b u t not infinitely so. Al­ th o u g h a kiosk m a y be d e stro y e d a n d the act called "r e d e s ig n ," d e stru c tio n of p ro p e rty re m a in s v a n d a l­ ism regard less of th e v a n d a ls' a tte m p ts to redefine the act as p ro te st nr civil disobedience. In acts of true civil d isob e d ie n c e , th o se w h o p ro te st accept the civil an d legal c o n s e q u e n c e of their actions. By sp ea k in g a n o n y m o u s ly a n d ai ting covertly, th e architecture stu d e n ts q u o te d in The Daily Texan ( " G r o u p re d e ­ signs kiosk to p ro te st its lo cation ," M onday) ac­ k no w le d ge the illegality a n d indefensibility of their sophonu>ric behavior. In the interests of clarity, let m e p o in t o u t that you c a n 't have it both w a v s, g a n g — e ith e r yo u h ave a legitimate pro te st that can sta n d o p e n a n d public d e ­ bate, or you are sk u lk in g in that gray area w h e re s tu d e n ts get a w a y w ith d e stru c tiv e a c t s th.it w ould land less-privileged c ulprits in jail for d e stru c tio n ot public property. It is rare that an u n d e r g r a d u a te arc hite c ture s t u ­ dent gets so m e th in g built; i t is rarer still that it gets torn d o w n by his or her fellow s tu d e n ts . A contest w a s held , o n e of th re e w i n n in g d e sig n s w a s cho sen , a n d th e re the d e s ig n e r's responsibility e n d e d . All decisions of w o r k m a n s h ip (v olunteers), m ateri­ als ( d o n a te d ) a n d location ( m a n d a te d by the ( ity of Austin) w ere o u ts id e the d e s ig n e r's control. A m o d i­ cum of patience w o u ld h av e b een in order: the kiosk was sc h e d u le d for rem ov al to the Drag p r o p e r this week. All points of c o n te n tio n on th e part ot the m a lc o nte nts are th u s m oot. W hat is left is an act of arrog ance w h ich d e m a n d s serious con sid e ra tio n by the School of A rchitecture a n d the U niversity a d m i n ­ istration. It w ou ld be truly sad if th ese s tu d e n ts learned this lesson from their University; d o n 't n e g o ­ tiate, destroy. H ardly the ideal of e d u c a te d behavior. In th e ab­ sence ot investigation or disciplinary a ctions by the U niversity, o n e m igh t be te m p te d to believe that the s tu d e n ts have been used as a e n tspa w by a c om p la i­ sant i niversitv in a turf w ar with the City ol A u stin. 'To the s tu d e n ts involved, I w o u ld like to issue a challenge: com e forw ard. A p p a r e n tly y o u see y o u r ­ selves as possessors of s u p e rio r taste, blissfully free of the challenges of g etting s o m e th in g built in the real w orld. (Mav it ever be th u s.) But it you will sh r o u d vour th o u g h tle ss and d e stru c tiv e b e h a v io r in political rhetoric, at least h a v e th e g u ts to c o m e for­ w ard a n d take the c o n se q u e n ce s, legal a n d civil, for y o u r action. Stop issu in g c o m m u n iq u e s like so m e g a n g of W rightian Taste Police, w h o s e claim to a hea rin g is the d e stru c tio n of a fellow s t u d e n t 's de sign. Go to the d e a n of th e School of A rchitecture, to the city a tto rn e y 's office, to e v e ry public fo ru m available to take y o u r stan d. Try d o in g it in d a y lig h t this time. O th e rw ise , slink back to y o u r d r a w in g b o a rd s, a n d try to learn to build s o m e th in g , no t to d e s tro y th e work of oth ers. You m ig ht e v e n e n te r a n occasional com petition. Pat Taylor Lecturer, art and art history Southwest Texas State University Ledbetter, king of op-ed country John L ed better's editorial ("Id e o lo g u e s can learn from o th e r c a m p s ," M o n d a y ) is the best o n e I have ever read in The Daily Texan a n d o n e of the best bal­ anced d e m o n s tra tio n s of rationality in o p -e d co u n try of a n y kind (The New York Lanes ini luded). Bravo. My co nfidence in y o u r g e n e ra tio n increases. Linda Peterson H effermn Ph. D. candidate and instructor American studies Applause for eloquence, centrism K u do s to Joh n L edb etter lor an excellent editorial ('Ideologues can learn from o th e r c a m p s / I he Daily Texan, M on day). T h ere h a v e b een tim es ! th o u g h t I w o uld g ra d u a te w ith o u t ever seeing a w ell-argued centrist view point.in The Texan ! ht oui M . Lenard Molecular biology Pistol backers firing blanks with constitutional argument M u s e d fo r u p th e c o n stitu tio n al right oxt A m e ric a n s h a v e g r o w n b elieving that in dividu a l citizens have to ke e p an d bear a rm s. T he recent co ntro versies a b o u t p r o p o s e d g u n control m e a su re s h a v e stim u la te d talk of this alleged right. This co lu m n will n o t take a posi­ tion on th e m erits of g u n control m e a s u r e s or g u n control in g e n e r ­ al. Instead , it will c o m m e n t on a particular a r g u m e n t is d e ­ signed to justify th e existence of a c on stitutional right w h ic h , in fact, has n e v e r existed. th a t The a r g u m e n t m a in ta in s that private citizens have the c o n s titu ­ tional right to k e e p a n d bear arm s so that they can resist, by force it necessary, a n y t e n d e n c y to w a rd tyrannical rule by th e g o v e r n m e n t (this is called th e " r e p u b lic a n " a r ­ gu m ent). The a r g u m e n t is e s p e ­ cially peculiar b ecau se o u r co u n try u se s the ballot box, not g u n s , to influence la w m aking. The Second A m e n d m e n t of the co nstitution is as follows: "A well regu lated militia, b e in g n e cessary to the security of a free state, th e right of the p eo p le to k e e p a n d bear a r m s shall not be in frin g e d ." 1 he a m e n d m e n t s h o w s the re­ publican a rg u m e n t to be ev en stran g e r — w h a t d o e s a w ell-regu ­ lated militia of a state h a v e to d o w ith p rivate citizens k e e p in g a n d bearing arm s? A dv oc a tes of th e re­ publican a r g u m e n t se e m u n a w a r e that they n eed to be able to p re s ­ en t e v id ence to s u p p o r t their po si­ tion. the final a rbiter of Do they expect us to h a v e blind faith in them ? 1 he a d v o c a te s ot the republican a r g u m e n t d o not cite the decisions ot the S u p re m e C ou rt, thi m e a n in g of the c o n stitu tio n a n d federal the court has ruled three times o p p o site to their a r g u m e n t (U nited States vs C r u ik s h a n k (1875), Pressor vs. Illi­ n o i s (1885) a n d U nited States vs. Miller (1885)1. laws, b ec a u se To m a k e sen se of the Second la n g u a g e a n d its A m e n d m e n t's is necessary to view m e a n in g , it the a n d h i s t o r i c a l b a c k g ro u n d context of the a m e n d m e n t. The r e a s o n in g of th e court is based on British a n d A m erican c o n s t i t u t i o n ­ al h is to r y . I h e island ot Britain h a s n 't been the successfully since in v a d e d Sidney Ellis TEXAN COLUMNIST "The Second Amend­ ment's sole purpose is the prevent the feder­ al government from interfering with the rights of states to maintain militias." N o r m a n C o n q u e s t in 1066. G reat Britain, an island p ow e r, has re­ lied largely o n its navy for security a n d has not usually n e e d e d to m aintain a large sta n d in g arm y. Parliam ent evolved as a result of the the v ario us kings calling nobles to g e th e r to prov id e m o n e y to the kings to finance w ars. Par­ liam en t levied taxes a n d used this p o w e r to limit th e c ro w n 's ability to c o n d u c t military operation s. T hey w e re an x io u s to not allow the c ro w n to h a v e a large sta n d in g a rm y that it could u se to enforce tyrannical rule. th in k in g of This d is tru st a n d fear of a s ta n d ­ ing a r m y at the disposal of the chiet executive carried over into the Am erican the fo u n d in g fathers. T he c on stitution d id forbid th e states from m a in ­ tain in g sta n d in g arm ies w ith o u t the explicit c o n s e n t of C o ngress. T h e state militias w ere c o m m on ly c o m p o s e d of all able-bodied adult males. It is im p o r ta n t to m ake a clear distinction b e tw e e n a sta n d in g a rm y of professional soldiers a n d the state militias such as existed at that time. I he S u p re m e C ourt, in U n ited States vs. Miller (1939), m a d e the distinction w hile expli­ cating the Second A m e n d m e n t's p u rp o se : m e m b e rs of a militia are prim arily civilians w h o earn their livelihoods in private o cc u p a tio n s a n d are, therefore, no t willing to be u sed for tyrannical p u rp o s e s a g a in st their o w n c o m m u n itie s. in g arm y , h o w e v e r, m ay h a v e dif­ ferent loyalties a n d h a v e th e p o ­ te n t i a l for b e i n g tyrannical rule. M e m b e rs of state militias custom arily o w n e d a rm s w hich th ey k e p t in private p o s s e s ­ sion. T hey u s e d th e m for personal p u r p o s e s a n d also for military d u ty w h e n called. for in te rp re tin g The p re c e d in g historical back­ g ro u n d a n d distin ction s p ro v id e the basis the a m e n d m e n t. A free state requires the use of military p o w e r for its security. Use of a s ta n d in g arm y to pro v id e security th r e a te n s the free c h aracter of th e state. The only alternative sta n d in g arm y is a militia, w h ic h by its n a ­ ture d o e s not th r e a te n th e free character of th e state. Militias, as they existed at th e time, necessi­ th e p e o p le have the tated right to k e e p a n d b e a r a rm s — therefore, the text of the Second A m e n d m e n t. to a that Elbridge G erry, in the c o n g re s­ sional de b a te o n th e a m e n d m e n t , described the m e a n in g a n d p u r ­ pose in a pithy rem ark: " W h a t, sir, is the u se of militia? It is to th e e s ta b lish m e n t of a p re v e n t sta n d in g a rm y , th e b a n e of liber­ ty .” The Second A m e n d m e n t's sole p u r p o s e is to p r e v e n t th e fed­ eral g o v e rn m e n t from interfering w ith the rights of states to m a in ­ tain militias. This is not, h o w e v e r, a n a r g u ­ m e n t a b o u t th e m erits of g u n c o n ­ trol. Rather, th o se w h o claim the co nstitutional right of p rivate citi- zens to keep a n d b e a r a rm s sh o u ld realize th at th e c o n s titu tio n d o e s not s u p p o r t their position. It w o u ld be in te re stin g to know' ho w m a n y of th e m believe in the "original in te n t" do c trin e of c o n ­ stitutional in te rp re ta tio n . A ccord­ ing to th at d o c trin e it is not legiti­ mate for th e S u p r e m e C o u rt to deviate from th e original in tent of the fram ers of th e C o n stitu tio n a n d the first 10 a m e n d m e n t s (Bill of Rights). Believers in "original in te n t," th ose w h o think there is a c on stitutional right to k eep a n d b ea r a rm s have fo rsw orn a d v o c a tin g that the S u ­ p re m e C o u rt sh o u ld c h a n g e its m ind in light of c h a n g e d co n d i­ tions. in c lud in g Ellis is a special student in liberal Professional soldiers in a sta n d - arts. OPY UNIVERSITY T h e D a ily T e x a n Thursday, April 4,1991 Page 5 KTSB staff ‘chooses’ chief Inform al election m eant to circum vent T S P appointm ent process Diane Smith Daily Texan Staff In an effort to bypass the deci­ sion-m aking p ow er of the Texas Student Publications Board of O per­ ating Trustees, som e staff mem bers of KTSB student radio voted w hich candidate for station manager thev w ould offer to the board for approv­ al, stud ents said W ednesday. Glen N ixon, chairman of the Broadcast A dvisory C om m ittee, w hich recom m en ds the applicants to the the board, characterized staff's actions as “shrew d politics.“ O n April 9, the Executive C om ­ mittee of the TSP Board will appoint a station manager after looking over the recom m endation presented by the com m ittee. W hile the panel u su ­ ally decides from a pool of several applicants, this year only tw o h o p e­ fuls stepped forward — the candi­ date chosen by the KTSB staff poll and one w h o had lost the poll but decided to apply anyw ay. He later w ithdrew his nam e, how ever. Instead of allow ing the panel to choose am ong several qualified a p ­ plicants, several staff m em bers had organized a election from which the w inning candidate w ould be the only applicant seeking the position. “It's [the staff election] okay with m e, but it w as not done correctly this year,“ N ixon said. “It w as shrew d politics on the staff's part.“ But Robert Zim m er w ho w on the staff election said he believed the poll was fair. “I believe that w h en you con cen ­ the pow er on the TSP trate all board, then it gets really dangerous so w e need som e staff input,“ said Zimmer, w ho is currently the a sso­ ciate program m ing manager at KTSB. But Mike Pirtle, w'ho came in sec­ ond place and w ithdrew his applica­ tion at a TSP m eeting W ednesday night, said the election w as only a “straw poll“and said that only 76 out of the approxim ately 228 staff m em bers voted. Pirtle said the results w ere 53 votes for Robert Zimmer, 18 for him self and three votes for Thad- d eu s Evert. “ My contention is that w ith less than half of the staff voting, you can't really gauge the results as being the staff's w hole o p in io n ,“ Pirtle said. But D ebbie Young, the station's production director, said there is no official num ber of workers — the range is from 150 to 250. “The prob­ lem is establishing just how m any people work at KTSB,“ she said. Ray Seggern, a member of the Broadcast A dvisory C om m ittee, said he believed the m ove would politicize the process more and lik­ ened it to “elections in the Soviet U n ion .“ “I have a problem in that you e s ­ sentially took the process out of our h an d s,“ Seggern said. Robert O vetz, a KTSB deejay w ho helped organize the staff election, said the staff w as “tired of TSP choosing the station m anager.“ “ People w ere very upset that TSP ch ooses the station m anager w ith ­ out any student in p u t,“ he said. O vetz explained that fifteen staff mem bers helped organize the elec­ tion and that tw o w eeks earlier a three-page sum m ary“ “ program w as subm itted by each of the candi­ dates. He added the voting process w ent on for a w eek and that before the election, all three candidates had agreed the w inner w ould be the only applicant for station m anager consideration. “We figure that the w ay w e can im prove is by electing our o w n sta­ tion m anager,“ O vetz said. John Kurvan, current KTSB sta­ tion m anager, said he believes the election w as informal, non-binding and supported by all the candi­ dates. C h an ge of heart mm _ Susanne M asor D ai'y Texan Staf The $1,664 collected on W e d n e sd a y by A lph a Phi O m ega, a co-ed service fraternity, will fund research for the Am erican Heart Association. Junior Laura Lan dry squats over a coin-em bossed longhorn. TV panelists argue multicultural issues Speaker cites educational flaws Sheani Chanmugam Daily Texan Staff With the num ber of p eop le of col­ or expected to exceed the num ber of w hites by 2056, the speaker at a fo­ rum W ednesday called for a restruc­ turing of the educational system to better adapt to the changing social nature of America. “The future of the U .S. lies in people of color,“ said M anning Marable, a professor at the U niver­ sity of Colorado at Boulder at a fo­ rum sponsored by the H istorians Graduate C ollective. “U niversities m ust reflect this dem ographic shift because society, in a pluralistic members m ust not only have cer­ tain tools but have the social skills to use these tools in a hum an co n ­ text.“ “ Right n ow , the cultural h eg em o ­ ny thought in our schools ignores this fact and d evalu es the experienc­ es of p eop le of color,“ he said. Marable, w h o is also a part of the U niversity of Colorado's Center for in Studies of Ethnicitv and Race America, has written several books and articles that address the situa­ tion of m inorities in America. Marable told a crowd of about 70 students and faculty that the “d e­ valuation“ of m inorities in Am eri­ ca's schools underm ines the o p ­ pressed by not giving them an obligation and sen se of linkage w ith their past. “ Multicultural education w ould give p eop le of color an obligation to take the opportunities forged by the sacrifices of the pa st,“ he said. For w h ites, multicultural studies are corrective. “ Racism is not a problem of p e o ­ ple of color,” he said. “To com bat racism, on e m ust deconstruct the husk of w hite culture to get at hu­ m anity underneath .“ And according to Marable, the changes universities m ust make cannot sim ply be a form of affirma­ tive action. “ Liberals think sim ply adding p eople of color is enou gh , but it's n o t,“ he said. “ Instead of m aking these people adapt and be depoliti­ cized, the university m ust adjust its curriculum and hiring practices." But before that can happen, Mar­ able said that there m ust be changes in the structure of power. "It's a form of Third World coloni­ alism w h en authority is invested in the hands of w hite, m ale bureau­ crats and w hite, influential faculty," he said. "M ost stud ents go through college w ithout facing a person of color in an authority position." Marable said the six hours of mandatory m ulticulturalism classes for UT undergraduates proposed by the Faculty Senate M onday w as a start in the right direction. “H ow ever, w hat is m ore import­ ant than how m any classes is the content of the courses and also w hether the issues of m inority and faculty recruitm ent and retainm ent are also addressed," he said. To do this, Marable said universi­ ties need strong leadership at the top. “If the college president is apa­ thetic about racial incidents, it will trickle d o w n the depart­ to all m ents," he said. Matthew R eeves Daily Texan Staff The possibility of requiring six hours of multicultural courses for undergraduates, the differing defi­ nitions of multiculturalism and its purposes at the University were the subjects of a W ednesday panel dis­ cussion at the KLRU television stu­ dio. Tom Spencer, host of the pro­ gram Austin at Issue, led the discus­ sion. He began by saying, “The hope is that w e will hear what should or could be done concerning these issu es." The tour panel m em bers were Barbara H arlow , associate professor IMMIGRATION * R esidency S la te s In U S A b a s e d on Fam ily or E m plo yer S pons o rsh ip * W o rk P erm its a n c Visas for S tu d e n ts and P ro ­ fessionals * J - ' W a ver of F o re ig n R e s id e n c y R e q u ire m e n ts Gloria Lee Vera Attorney at Law 443-4788 1946 S. IH-35, Suite 202, Austin. Texas 78704 Ucens.^ Cv • Te Y r n j • r-Sàì ■ - ' - "WHY DO GOOD PEOPLE SUFFER?" H I L L E L L E C T U R E S E R I E S DENNIS PRAGER Radio Talk Show Host/TV Political Commentator Author : Why the Jews? The Reason for Anti-Semitism and The Nine Questions People Ask About Judaism Publisher/Writer : Ultimate Issues Journal Nationally Syndicated Columnist Human Rights Activist for Soviet Jewry Past Director. Brandeis-Bardin Institute THURSDAY, APRIL 4 7:30 PM HILLEL FOUNDATION 2105 SAN ANTONIO ST. 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"It [the report card] is intended to separate the environm ental d efen d ­ ers from the environm ental p re­ ten d ers," said Mary A nn Neely, a m em ber of Clean W ater Action. C ouncilm em ber Bob Larson, w ho received the lowest rating of 35 p er­ cent, criticized the report card as being m isrepresented as an envi- ronm ental report. "It's mislabeled because half of the issues are neighborhood issues instead of environm ental," he said. "W hat this is, is a bunch of neigh­ still borhood activists w ho are sm arting at the loss of Sally [Ship­ man] and George (1 lu m p h rey j." Larson said the environm ent is only one of the things that has to be considered by the council and that his is record on other m atters sound. "U n d er youth at risk or eco­ nom ic activity I w ould score very high," he said. Scoffing at the report, Larson added, "I'll do my best to score low­ er next year." Cecilia Gam es, a m em ber of the Central Texas W aterways Associa­ tion and facilitator of the project, said the issues considered w ere ^11 voted on betw een June 1990 and the present and w ere selected by a con­ sensus of the groups participating "I d o n 't see any reason w hy we should accept th at," less Games said. "T here's no excuse tor anyone to be dow n there as low as Bob Larson." than en v iro n m en tal G am es added that she believed, given his record for voting against the com m unity, Mayor Lee Cooke had done a good job of balancing his votes betw een issues. Cooke said he w as satisfied with his score of 61 percent but he d id n 't agree w ith the concept of a single­ issue report card. C ouncilm em ber C harles Urdy, w ho was given a 44 percent rating, said in-depth report w asn't enough. the C ouncilm em bers Robert Barn- stone, w ho garnered a 59 percent rating, Louise Epstein, w ith 47 per­ cent, and Nofziger could not be reached for com m ent. Big bad bom ber Hundreds of spectators arrived W ednesday at the Page Avjet facility at Robert Mueller Municipal Airport to tour The All-American, a reconstructed B-24 bomb- Jack W Plunkett Daily Texan Staff er used by the Allies during W orld W ar II. Ninety-seven thousand volunteered m an-hours of work and $ 1 ,3 0 0 ,0 0 0 went into the restoration. SANE endorses council hopefuls Child abuse units create team concept Kyle Lawson Daily Texan Staff Michelle Koidin Daily Texan Staff The Austin Police D epartm ent child abuse unit will m ove from po­ lice headquarters to C am eron Road Friday and m erge w ith three other the child local agencies, form ing protection team , police officials said. The unit will relocate in Building 3, at 7901 C am eron Road, and will com bine forces w ith officials from the D epartm ent of Health Services/ Child Protective Services Division, the Travis C ountv District A ttor­ ney's Office and the Travis C ounty Child A buse Investigation Division. Because the unit w orks together with DHS on m ost cases, Sgt. Rick Cockman of the child abuse unit said W ednesday the new location will be more convenient than in the Eighth Street headquarters. But, Cockm an said, officers will not be able to check criminal history records or obtain arrest w arrants in the new building, because the com ­ puters there can only access local ar­ rests. Criminal history records will remain at headquarters. Officers will also have to travel to headquarters each m orning to re- trieve that dav's cases, he said. Be­ cause the child abuse unit and DHS often act together, the move may have been initiated to reinforce the un it's "team concept" with DHS, Cockm an said. Two supervisors, 12 investiga­ tors, three victim service counselors and one adm inistrative associate from the child abuse unit will make the transition to C am eron Road. Officials from all four agencies will be able to accom m odate Austin an d Travis C ounty residents under one roof as soon as Friday. Child abuse unit investigators can be reached at 834-3890. ' Save A ustin's N e ig h b o rh o o d s a n d E n v i r o n ­ m ent, a local po- a c tio n itic a l e n ­ com m ittee, t h r e e d o r s e d for c a n d id a te s the four available City Council seats W ednesday, but failed to agree on an endorsem ent for m ayor. "This is the m ost sought-after e n ­ dorsem ent in A u stin ," said Mike W orkman, SANE's treasurer. An endorsem ent from the g roup has never been turned dow n, he said. W orkman explained th at no can- didate for m ayor w as endorsed be­ cause none of them received 60 p er­ cent or m ore of the vote from S A N E m em bers. O ut of the 12 candidates vying for Place 2, the group chose to endorse Jackie G oodm an, president of Save Barton Creek Association and a m em ber of A ustin's planning com ­ m ission since 1985. G oodm an was also one of the founding m em bers of SANE. F or Place 5, SANE supports G us Garcia, an accountant and form er A ustin Independent School District school board president. Garcia will face o p p o n en ts Lidia Perez and Gil­ bert M artinez in the race for this tra­ ditionally Hispanic-occupied seat. For Place 6, SANE endorsed Ron Davts, the only opponent of incum- a in in n in in u in u u n u n n n m in m in tim u n in n m u m iic I RESUMES OR INTERVIEW ; SKILLS RECRUITERS EXPECT!! | 2 G uid es s9.9 5 e a . - C h e c k /M .O . = InfoCOM Enterprises P.O. B o x 678 265 = O rla n d o , FL 3 2 8 6 7 -8 2 6 4 Include *2 S h ip /H a n d . = niiutiiiiiiiiHiimiiiiiiiiiHiiiiHtiHiiHitiiHMiiiiimiitHtiir bent C harles Urdy. Davis has also been endorsed by the West Austin Democrats. Davis said he voted in 1987 to m ove Robert M ueller M unicipal Air­ port to the city of M anor. 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El Burrito in The Texas Kitchen Main Level, Texas Union. C B A Dining Center Law School College of Business Administration, 3* floor Dining Center Townes Hall, 1“ floor Hours of operation: Monday - Friday 10:30am - 6:30pm Hours of operation: Monday - Friday 7:30am - 3:00pm Hours of operation: Monday - Friday 7:30am * 3:00pm t h f. D a il y T e x a n Page 8 Thursday, April 4,1991 .. , ,c.. _ Guidry looks toward Relays as healer of NCAA wounds Mark Babineck Daily Texan Staff A h e a d , TEXAS, 9 9 ? ^ ì RELAYS o f l o n g h o r n ru n n e r Carlette G uidry lay a 100- m eter stretch of track. At h er sides crouched a collection of the finest female college sprinters in the country. As the starter s pistol exploded, she and the oth ers bolted out of the blocks as one. O r did they? G uidry still holds that the false start call that knocked her out of last year's NCAA C ham pionships was to incorrect, dwell on the incident. though she refuses "It's very controversial, b ut I still say that I did not ju m p ," said the senior, w ho had n ever before been penalized for leaving early. "The race is over now , an d I can't dwell on it. But 1 think that the race broke my morale tor the 200m. 1 tried to p u t everything into the 200m, and it was probably too m u ch." She placed second in that race with a personal best time of 22.62 seconds. But that personal best d id n 't m ean m uch to Guidry be­ cause som eone else ran faster. How ever, last w a r's Texas Relays 100m cham pion has rem ained the center of attention this season, and not because she's been too quick out of the starting block but rather be- T h u r s d a y ’ s T e x a s R e l a y s E v e n t s 9 : 3 0 a. 10 a. 5 5:15 5:25 5:35 5:45 6 6:30 7:05 m . m . . m . . m . .m . . m . . m . . m . . r n . . n i . D e c a t h l o n - C o l l e g i a t e I n v i t a t i o n a l / O p e n H e p t a t h l o n - C o l l e g i a t e I n v i t a t i o n a l / O p e n 3 , 0 0 0 m S t e e p l e c h a s e - C o l l e g i a t e Men 1, 500m Run - C o l l e g i a t e Men 1, 500m Run 3 , 0 0 0 m Run 5 ,0 00 m Run 5 , 0 0 0 m Run 1 0 ,0 0 0m Run 10 ,0 00 m Run - C o l l e g i a t e Women C o l l e g i a t e Women C o l l e g i a t e Women C o l l e g i a t e Men C o l l e g i a t e Women C o l l e g i a t e Men cause sh e's been quicker than ev­ eryone else. Track & Field m agazine has given the ranking of the nation's fastest w om an to Guidry, w hom they rank No. 1 in the 100m. This time, she plans to prove it at the NCAAs, to be held in Eugene, O re., next m onth. "I'll have an o th er chance to redeem m yself," she said. Each time G uidry com petes, she always know s that she has the capa­ bility to beat virtually any com peti­ tor. She said the realization that she could be am ong the best in the sport first cam e to her in her sophom ore year of high school in H ouston. "It w as then that I decided to just stick w ith track an d focus on th at," G uidry said. "It's a good feeling th at God has given m e the opp ortu­ nity to develop my talents and to m ature. It's also a good feeling to see som eone y ounger say, 'I w ant to be like h er.' " Friday m orning, G uidry begins her last Texas Relays as a Lady L onghorn, and she said for h er the event is filled with sentim ent. W hen she lines up for the 4x100m relay, she will be concentrating on m aking this her best Relays ever. "I w ant to do everything right," she said. "1 d o n 't w ant it to be like last year's Texas Relays w here I pulled my ham string. I just w ant to get throu gh it and enjoy the races." G uidry's track future is filled with goals and aspirations, including a run at the 1992 and 1996 Olym pic G am es, a slew of w orld cham pion­ ships and every title in betw een. the But sociology m ajor has thou ght about her life outside the track. After the final starter's gun is fired, she know s w hat she w ants. "W hen I finish com peting, I w ant to start a children's center," she said. "That way, I can help kids that w e ren 't as fortunate as m e to have som eplace to come and learn about com puters, art, or m aybe get help w ith school skills — any thing to keep their m inds focused on their education." Gardere out for spring with injury Paul Hammons Daily Texan Staff Longhorn starting quarterback Peter G ardere w ent dow n with a knee injury during T uesday's prac­ tice at M emorial S tadium , but after an exam ination W ednesday the in­ jury does not ap p ear as serious as it first seem ed. Texas Coach David McWilliams said G ardere suffered a mild strain of a ligam ent in his left knee w hen a player rolled onto the back of his leg d uring non-contact drills. The knee will be scanned for possible carti­ lage tears, and if any are found, McWilliams said the knee w ould be scoped and would need four to six w eeks for rehabilitation. But even if no dam age is found, w hich he said is likely, G ardere w ould still m iss the rest of spring drills. "Everything looks g o o d ," McWil­ liams said. "It's real stable, and he was walking around on it pretty well and it d id n 't swell u p m uch. It was lucky because w hen you looked at it on film it w as one of those things w here you say 'H ow did he get out of that one?' " ■ ■ ■ The Longhorns will hold their second scrim m age of the spring T hursday at W estlake High School since the Texas Relays will have both Memorial Stadium and Clark Field occupied. The scrim m age should begin about 4:30 p.m ' A',!#;-' -s-vyM ¿ t :v:~ ______ America’s fastest woman Carlette Guidry will race Friday and Saturday. Associated Press Longhorns survive ‘T op 10’ home run to beat Lumberjacks 6-4 Jaime Aron D aiiy Texan Staff T exas C oach Cliff th o u g h t he G ustafson tro u b le m ig h t h a v e m entally preparing his Longhorns for W ednes­ d a y g a m e n i g h t 's against the S tephen F. A u stin L um b erjack s, one day after national attention was placed on their exhibition gam e w ith N olan Ryan and Horns ■ See Sports Record, page 12 the Texas Rangers. W hat resulted was one of the m ore intri­ guing gam es of the season. Texas overcam e one of the longest blasts ever hit at Disch-Falk to defeat the Lum ber­ jacks 6-4. The Longhorns im prove to 30-10 on the year and SFA drops to 14-26. "W e let dow n quite a bit com ing after a big gam e," S hane H alter said. " It's kind of hard to get u p [for a game] w hen you've lust got th rough batting Nolan Ryan and you're facing a guy throw ing 61 miles per hour." John Dickens (1-1) earned his first victory as a Longhorn, despite surrendering the tow ering hom e run. Brooks Kieschnick drove in tw o early runs, then w ent to the m ound for the ninth inning and saved his first gam e. "I d id n 't figure my first w in w ould be like th at," said Dickens, a sophom ore m ak­ ing only his third appearance of the year since from m ononucleosis, w hich sidelined him for a m onth. recovering The evening belonged to Lum berjack first basem an Rodd Hairston, w ho w ent three-for-four with three runs batted in, in­ cluding the hom e run. He also stole tw o bases and scored twice. With one out in the fifth, Dickens got ahead in the count 0-2. He tried throw ing H airston a fastball that w ould dip outside. But it came to the plate "straight as an ar­ row " and H airston shot it over the 20-foot- high center field fence. H airston knew he hit it hard, but he w asn 't sure it was enough to clear the m on­ ster. O nce it did, even he w as in aw e. O nly 16 other balls have cleared the m on­ ster and none since May 26, 1989. M any Longhorns said they had never seen a ball go out of that part of the park. G ustafson called it one of the 10 longest hom e runs he's ever seen at Disch-Falk. H airston's hom er p u t SFA ahead 4-3, but Halter gave the L onghorns the victory by hitting a bases-loaded losing pitcher Darrell Richm ond (5-4) w ith two out in the bottom of the fifth. triple off Only tw o ru n n ers — both Longhorns w ho walked — reached base after the five- run fifth inning. Texas pitchers Dickens, Brad Porterfield and Kieschnick retired 14 th re e o n c o n s e c u tiv e L u m b e rja c k s, strikeouts. 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D uring the first w eek of spring training, exu berance and en th u ­ siasm w ere personified by the young players as they moved through their m orning drills. W hen lunchtim e arrived, all but one of the players sprang off the field and flew toward the clubhouse like cattle in a stam ped e. Left in their w ake w as 26-year-old form er Longhorn pitcher M ichael Poehl, w ho rem ained sitting on the field behind second base. M inutes after the o th er players had disap­ peared into the clu bhou se, Poehl finally got up and slow ly m ade his w ay off the field. Unlike most of those players, this is P oehl's sixth spring training. C h an ces are, it may be his last. Like the other players, Poehl is a dream er, but “ I thought about retiring, but when you love baseball it’s hard to quit.” — Michael Poehl his dream s are checked bv a surgically recon ­ structed right elbow . Six vears ago, Poehl w as the ninth player se ­ lected in the first round of the June draft. After three season s at the U niversity of Texas, the tall right-hander had show n en ou gh potential to be­ come the first choice of the Cleveland Indians. Labeled a can 't-m iss prospect, Poehl justified the Indians' selection bv allow ing only 13 runs in 55 innings his first year in the m inors. Poehl had proven him self capable of retiring opposing batters, but in 1986 P oehl's rise to the m ajors w as blocked bv an o th er obstacle: his ow n elbow . He endured tw o stints on the disabled list that in the o ff-season he u nd erw ent season , and arthroscopic surgery to repair the elbow . H e attem pted a com eback in 1987, and despite a losing record he w as nam ed the fifth-best p ro s­ pect in the C arolina League bv Baseball America. 1 le cruised through the f i r s t tw o m onths of 1988, posting a 5-2 record and a 2.98 ERA , but that Jun e his elbow turned on him once again. This time it w as serious. He had torn the liga­ m ent aw ay from the bone in his right elbow and his season was over. He pitched briefly in 1989, but it was apparent the e lb o w ' had not healed. With his career in jeopardy, Poehl u nderw ent the "T o m m y Jo h n " surgery. A ligam ent from his w rist was rem oved and placed into the elbow of his throw ing arm T h e surgery appeared su ccessful, but through four gam es in 1990 he w as shelled and the Ind i­ ans bid farew ell to their form er prized pitcher. His career at a crossroads, Poehl w as forced to consid er leaving baseball, but w hen the K ansas City Royals invited him to their m inor league cam p, he accepted w ithout hesitation. "1 d o n 't w ant to be 40 and look back and say I should have tried one m ore tim e ," Poehl said. "I thought about retiring, but w hen you love base­ ball, it's hard to q u it." W hile other players may suspend reality a n d shoot for the m oon, Poehl has com e to s p r i n g training with no great expectations. "I cam e here with the inten t to w ork hard and go w ith the program ," he said. "I'm not going to ask how they use me, because I'm in no position to ask any q u estio n s." So for now , Poehl's dream s of m aking the show are on hold. T he only goal Poehl has set for this season is to "stay h ealth y ," a statem ent that show s that during spring training, reality som etim es slithers into the field of dream s. TH E D a i l y T e x a n Thursday, April 4 1991 Page 9 Video Resumes 2-day interviewing consultation 20/20 Video Productions 320 9191 Appts pteam & Brazos in (he Rao*, son LOVFS LABOUR'S LOST by William Shakespeare. Who wrote (he book of love? Some say Shakespeare did in lo v e 's Labour's Lost' the hilarious romantic romp which pits the value of formal education against the school of nard knocks Masterful language contempt rary topics, lots of fun April 2-7, 8 p.m. Theatre Room. $7; ($6 UT). 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DEAD LINE: 11:00 a ,m. p rior to publication M A S T E R C A R D V IS A A C C E P T E D m ■ d ws CLASSIFICATIONS T R A N S P O R T A T I O N 10*— M is c . A u t o s 2 0 — 5 p o r t s - F o r e ig n A u t o s 30 — Tru ck» *'V o n * 4 0 — V t h t d s s t o T r o d « 50*— S s r v k e - R t p a i r 6 0 — P a r t s A c c e s s o r ie s 7 0 — M o t o r c y c le s 8 0 — B ic y c le s 9 0 — V e h ic le L e a s in g 100 — V e h ic le s W a n t e d R I A L E S T A T I S A L E S 11 0 — S e r v ic e s 120 — H o u s e s 130 — C o n d o s - T o w n h o u s e s 140 — M o b i le H o m e s - L o t s 150 — A c r e a g e - L o ts 160**« D u p le x e s - A p a r t m e n t s 170 « « W a n te d \BO — L o a n s M E R C H A N D I S E 190 — A p p l ia n c e s 2 0 0 — F u r n it u r e - H o u s e h o ld 2 1 0 — S t e r e o T V 2 2 0 — C o m p u t e r s E q u ip m e n t 2 30 — P h o t o - C a m e r a s 2 4 0 - B o a t s 2 5 0 — M u s ic a l I n s tr u m e n ts 2 6 0 — H o b b ie s 2 7 0 — M a c h in e r y - E q u ip m e n t 2 8 0 — S p o r t in g - C o m p in g E q u ip m e n t 2 9 0 — F u r n it u r e - A p p li a n c e R e n t a l 3 0 0 — G a r a g e - R u m m a g e S a fe s 3 1 0 — T r o d e 3 2 0 — W a n t e d t a B u y o r R e n t M E R C H A N D I S E 3 3 0 — P e ts 3 4 0 — L o n g h o r n W a n t A d s 3 4 5 — M is c . R E N T A L 3 5 0 — R e n t a l S e r v ic e s 3 6 0 — F u r n . A p t s . 3 7 0 — U n f . A p t s 3 8 0 — F u r n . D u p le x e s 3 9 0 — U n f . D u p le x e s 4 0 0 — C o n d o s - T o w n h o u s e s 4 1 0 — F u r n . H o u s e s 4 2 0 — U n f . H o u s e s 4 2 5 — R o o m s 4 3 0 — R o o m - B o a r d 4 3 5 — C o - o p s 4 4 0 — R o o m m a t e s 4 5 0 — M o b i le H o m e s - L o t s 4 6 0 — B u s in e s s R e n t a ls 4 7 0 — R e s o r ts 4 8 0 — S t o r o g e S p a c e 4 9 0 — W a n t e d t o R e n t - L e a s e 5 0 0 - M isc. A N N O U N C E M E N T S 5 1 0 — E n t e r t a in m e n t - T k k e t s 5 2 0 — P e r s o n a l s 5 3 0 — T r a v e i- T r a n s p o r t a t io n 5 4 0 — L o s t A F o u n d 5 5 0 — L ic e n s e d C h ild C a r e 5 6 0 - P u b lic N o tic e 5 7 0 — M u s ic - M u s i c ia n s E D U C A T I O N A L 5 8 0 — M u s ic a l I n s tr u c t io n 5 9 0 — T u t o r in g 6 0 0 — I n s tr u c t io n W o n t e d 6 1 0 — M is c . I n s tr u c t io n S E R V I C E S 6 2 0 — L e g a l S e r v ic e s 6 3 0 — C o m p u t e r S e r v ic e s 6 4 0 — E « t e r m in a t o r s 6 5 0 — M o v in g - H a u lin g 6 6 0 — S t o r a g e 6 7 0 — P a in t in g S E R V I C E S 6 8 0 - O ff ic e 6 9 0 — R e n t a l E q u ip m e n t 7 0 0 — F u r n it u r e R e p o ir 7 1 0 — A p p l ia n c e R e p a ir 7 2 0 - S t e r e o T V R e p a ir 7 3 0 — H o m e R e p a ir 7 4 0 — B k y c f e R e p a ir 7 5 0 - T y p i n g 7 6 0 — M ise , S e r v ic e s E M P L O Y M E N T 7 7 0 — E m p lo y m e n t A g e n c ie s 7 8 0 — E m p lo y m e n t S e r v ic e s 7 9 0 - P a r t tim e 8 0 0 — G e n e r a l H e lp W a n t e d 8 1 0 — O f f ic e - C le r lc o l 8 2 0 — A c c o u n t in g - B o o k k e e p i n g 8 3 0 — A d m i n is t r a t iv e - M o n g e m e n f 8 4 0 — S a le s 8 5 0 - R e ta il 8 6 0 — E n g in e e r in g T e c h n ic a l 8 7 0 - M e d ic a l 8 8 0 — P r o f e s s io n a l 8 9 0 - C l u b s - R e s t a u r a n t s 9 0 0 — D o m e s t ic - H o u s e h o ld 9 1 0 — P o s it io n s W a n t e d 9 2 0 - W o r k W a n t e d B U S I N E S S 9 3 0 — B u s in e s s O p p o r t u n it i e s 9 4 0 — O p p o r t u n it i e s W a n t e d 471-5244 SELL YOUR ITEM in the "LONGHORN WANT ADS" 20 Words, 5 Days SIJQO OR WE WILL RUN THE AD AN ADDITIONAL 5 DAYS AT NO CHARGE! 'See Specifications TRANSPORTATION REAL ESTATE SALES 10 — Misc. Autos 120 — Houses G O V E R N M E N T S E IZ E D V e h ic le s $ 1 0 0 C h e v y s S u r p lu s B u y e rs G u id e (1) 8 0 5 - M e r c e d e s C o rv e tte s F o rd s fro m 9 6 2 - 8 0 0 0 E x t S - 9 4 1 3 . 3 - 4 - 2 5 P 1 9 8 6 F O R D T E M P G - 4 d o o r m a n u a l, s p o rty ! A / C , o m / fm c a sse tte s o lid c a r, m g o o d c o n d itio n , a ste a l a t S 2 9 5 0 1 3 4 5 - 6 9 6 2 4 - 3 - 2 0 B - C _________________________ 20 — Sports-Foreign Autos FRENCH PLACE Charm ing close in 1940's cottage. 2-1 with new C A /C H , plush carpet over hardwoods, fully equipped kitchen, W /D connections, tile bath, m odernized plumbing/electncal, carport, privacy, deck, $49,000. 35 07 Robinson. Discov­ e r y , 478-6520. fence, L O N G H O R N W A N T ADS M U S T S A C R A F I C E G it a n n i 2 1 ' to u n n g . 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BA, 2 3 0 0 Leon 5 N C # 2 0 4 a n d # 1 0 2 , v e r y w e ll m a in ta in e d , — — — — — ^ q u ie t c o m p le x , w a lk t o d r a g / c a m p u s , T C A D . 9 2 8 s q u a r e feet, le a s e d thru M a y 3 4 5 — M l S C * NEW ORIGINAL CONDITION late 60 s-earty 70‘s • 1 bedroom l baths • Ceiling fans • Microwaves • Dishwasher (some units) • Furnished & unfurnished • Two pools • Walk to campus • IF shuttle bus • Wide range of ■ C j ^ ■ l i e '■.a U J S i i Ì I Ì . É L . . _ 1 K H l l l l l i S 4- 4- 4- 4- 4 * prices & amenities 4- I 4 7 8 - 6 0 0 5 I 1 9 8 6 H O N D A E lite 1 5 0 S c o o t e r O w n e r g r a d u a tin g , 'o w m ile a g e , b o u q n t n e w m '8 8 S 8 5 0 4 4 5 - 4 9 8 2 3 -2 7 10B M Q N D A ELITE 8 7 1 0 . 0 0 0 m ile s S 8 5 0 C o ll 4 7 6 3 1 8 2 fo r d e ta ils ' 5 0 "re d 3 - 2 9 - 5 B _________________________________ C O N D O 2-1 2 5 th & P e o r! (St T h o m a s) C o lle c t 9 1 5 - B e r a m o w n e r s m ust se ll 4 4 6 - 3 5 1 9 o r 91 5 4 4 6 - 3 4 4 7 P M . 3 - 2 9 - 1 3P F O R S A L E 1 9 8 0 g r a y V o lk s w o g o n ra b b it c o n v e r t ib le . G r e a t c o n d itio n , lo w m ile ­ a g e S 3 5 0 0 0 8 0 Fun c a r ' 4 7 8 - 4 3 1 1 . 4 . 1 -5 P _______________________________________ L E B A R O N T U R B O ’ 9 8 5 le a th e r m o r e $ 5 , 4 9 5 4 5 8 1410 4 - 3 - 5 B lo a d e d n e w tire s a n a p a in t, c o n v e rtib le , 70 — Motorcycles CHEAP IN SURAN CE Coll 1-800-444-7014 for FREE Quote 1 9 8 4 H O N D A N ig h t h a w k 4 5 0 E x c e lle n t 4 1- c o n d it io n $ 9 0 0 . T o d d 4 7 8 - 0 8 6 8 5 B ___________________________________ 1 9 7 0 H O N D A C L 3 5 0 L o o k s g o o d d e ­ c e n t o v e r h a u l S 3 S 0 3 4 6 ’ 0 7 6 4 - 3 - 3 P 81 H O N D A C X 5 0 0 Ilk . $ 7 7 5 5 5 0 S u z u k i 13k, $ 1 1 5 0 O B O '8 3 G S L ik e n e w C a ll 4 4 3 9 5 2 2 4 4 - 2 B ___________________ M O O N L I G H T M O T O R C Y C L E - M o t o r ­ c y c le s e rv ic e a n d s a lv a g e a t d is c o u n te d p ric e s . T o w in g o v o ilo b le B r o k e n b ik e s b o u g h t 4 4 0 0 8 0 8 4 - 4 / 0 B 80 — Bicycles MOUNTAIN BIKE SALE N EW F U JI GT MONGOOSE MOUNTAIN B IK ES STARTING AT S269 00 W E O FF E R 1 YEAR F R E E SE R V IC E AND CO M PET ING P R IC E S FOR UT STU DENTS FACULTY AND STAFF W E O F F E R A F R E E U-LOCK WITH B IK E P U R C H A S E OR S10 00 DISCOUNT OWNED AND OPERA TED 8* AUSTIN CYCLISTS FOR W TEARS SOUTH AUSTIN BICYCLES 2210 South 1st 4 4 4 - 0 8 0 5 Mountain Bikes 928-2810 N O W - 1991 GT BIKES • MANY 1990 MODELS REDUCED 1 0 0 0 0 &> STUDENT DISCOUNTS SUCK’S BIKES VISA M C Am Exp Discover Welcome N O W P A Y I N G c a s h f o r s e le c te d u s e d m o u n ta in b ik e s C o t h r o n 's B ike S h o p , : 5 Q 4 F o rtv ie w , 4 4 7 - 7 0 7 6 , Jo h n . 3 - 2 5 - 2 0 6 _ _________ B iK E S N O T B O M B S B ik e s a le B ike s fro m S 2 0 - S 1 0 0 S o m e k id s b ik e s. 1 0 a m 1pm S a t u r d a y o n ly W h e a ts v iiie C o - o p 31st & G u a d a l u p e 8 3 6 - 5 9 0 6 4 - 3 - 3 B REAL ESTATE SALES 120 — Houses CENTRAL LOCATION 3 - 2 - 3 , fir e p la c e , h a r d w o o d flo o r s , C A / C H , W / D c o n ­ tile b a th s, h u g e n e c tio n s , y a r d , f e n c e d s h a d y b ig p o r c h o n q u ie t c u i- d e - s a c , o n ly $ 6 9 , 5 0 0 . D is c o v e r y , 478-6520. 4 1 -5B C A L L 4 7 1 - 5 2 4 4 T O P L A C E A C L A S S I F I E D A D $ 6 2 9 0 0 a n d $ 5 9 9 5 0 , f in a n c in g a v a il­ a b le 2 8 1 5 R io G r a n d e . I BR/'l B A w ith lo ft le a s e d th r o u g h M a y , s e c u rity system , a ll th e e x tra s $ 3 5 0 0 0 C o ll Ja y , K V A , Inc. 3 4 3 - 6 9 9 0 4 - 3 - 2 0 B - K H Y D E P A R K c o n te m p o r a r y , 3 B R / 2 B A , g o r o g e , s u p e r e ffic ie n t C A / C H , a ttic -fa n , c e J m g fa n s, p h o n e / T V |a cks e a c h ro o m , p riv a te W / D , m ic r o w a v e IF shu ttle / fie ld s, m o r e $ 7 5 0 / s u m m e r, sta rt J u n e 1st 4 7 9 - 8 0 5 5 , $ 8 1 0 / f o ll. fe a tu re s , le a v e m e s s a g e . 4 - 1 - 7 P MERCHANDISE 200 — Furniture- Household F O R S A L E O n e d o u b le s iz e tie d w ith b o x f ra m e m a k e o f fe r c a ll 3 4 6 - 5 6 1 1 . 4- 2 4 P ______________________________________ 220 — Computers- Equipment C O M P A Q L A P T O P LTE 2 8 6 , 4 0 M B , 6 4 0 K o ld . $ 2 , 0 5 0 4 6 5 - 8 0 4 6 . 4-1 5 B _____________ D O S , 2 m o n th s w c a s e 3 8 6 / 1 6 3 0 m g hd, I B M c o m p a t ib le , k e y ­ b o a r d m o n ito r, c o lo r m o n ito r o p tio n a l M ic r o s o ft w a r r a n t y 4 5 8 - 4 7 6 7 , $ 1 ,7 0 0 . 4 - 2 - 2 0 B 230 — Photo- Cameras C A M E R A S B U Y , seti, t r a d e R e n ta ls r e ­ p a ir s A l l m a k e s, m o d e ls . 3 0 m m p r o ­ c e ssin g . 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C . y e llo w $ 5 0 0 C a l l H o w a r d , 3 4 3 - 7 1 5 6 4 - 2 - 5 P ____________________________ IB M X T - 6 4 0 K O R I G I N A L a m b e r m o n ito r, d r iv e s 1 0 M B H D D a is y w r it e r p rin te r, c o n n e c to r s $ 2 7 5 O B O C a l l 3 8 5 - 8 4 4 4 f ro m 1 3 0 - 5 p m . 4 - tw o 3 6 0 K 3 - 5 N C ____________________________________ W H I T E P E K I N E S E p u p p ie s 3 fe m a le s , p o p e r tro m e d , b o r n F e o .1 0 , p e r fe c t c o n ­ f ig u r a t io n $ 1 0 0 e o c h , 2 7 2 - 5 1 0 0 . 4 - 3 - 5 N C E x te rn a l B R A N D N E W " 2 4 0 0 B A U D m o d e m w ith p h o n e c a b le a n d o u tle t la c k . $ 1 0 0 . R a n d y 3 2 2 - 0 7 5 0 le a v e m e s ­ s a g e 4 - 3 5 P TRANSPORTATION 50 — Service-Repair OLD MAIN O PEN HOUSE T h u r . & F r i . 1 - 6 p m Tie TVeat Cy Appt. CENTURY PLAZA E f f .’s -1 fir 2 B e d rm s . ' « B i l l s Paid 4 2 1 0 R e d R iv er 452-4366 Summer Fall Leasing (Special Summer Rates) G R A N A D A 9 2 0 E . 4 0 t h S t . 45 3 -8 6 5 2 Efficiencies 1, 2 & 3 B d r m Summer Patii Lessing ★ 5 BLOCKS WEST UT ★ Large, quiet, im m aculately clean sem i-efficiency. Kitchen, w alk-in closet, laundry, gas heat & c o o k ­ ing, w ater/gas, furnished. O n site m anager. Fall 5 2 7 5 -S u m ­ mer $ 2 3 5 . RED OAK APARTMENTS 2104 S a n G abriel ★ 476-7916 ★ 3 - 1 9 - 2 0 8 - A ________ to cam p us, n e a r MESQUITE TREE A P A R T M E N T S O n e b e d ro o m furnished apartm ents C lo s e shuttle. D ishw asher, A /C , C e ilin g fan. Laundry facilities and hot tub W a te r a n d T.V. c a b le paid. N o pets. 2 4 1 0 Longview , Resident m a n a g e r #301. For info 4 7 8 - 2 3 5 7 U N IT S A V A I L A B L E N O W ! _______________________________4 - 2 0 - 2 0 B - C su m m e r o n ly B E A U T I F U L L Y R E M O D E L E D 2 / 2 , a v a il­ 2 B lo c k s W e s t a b le C a m p u s H u rry ! $ 5 0 0 4 7 6 - 4 9 9 2 4 - 4 - 7 B RENTAL 3 6 0 — Fu rn .A pts. S Q U A R E A p * r ( tn ie a t 6 * NOW PRELEASING Sl'M/FAlL * EFFICIENCIES * FURNISHED * 5 BLKS FROM CAMPUS ‘ UT SHUTTLE STOP * DELUXE 1 BEDROOMS * 2-1 ECONOMY STYLE * ON-SITE MANAGEMENT A L L B I L L S P A I B 2 2 1 2 S a x t G a b r i e l S t r e e t Austin, Texas 78705 (312)474-7732 ALL BILLS PAID Now Pre-Leasing for Summer/Fall (S p e cia l Su m m er Rates) Large Efficiencies, 1-1’s, 2-2’s, starting at $250 • Furnished Unfurnished • West Campus Shuttle • O n -S ite Mgm t & M aint • Pool • Laundry Room • Covered Parking THE A SH FO RD 2408 Leon 476-8915 L A N T A N A 1802 West (one Wk. PRE-LEASING FOR SUMMER/FALL of Wo Gronde) ff\ ★ Furnished ★ 45 Channel C a b le Paid ★ Laundry Facilities ★ Pool & Fountain ★ W a lk to Cam pus ★ O ff W est Cam pus Beat i 459-3311 i^veckSeUwtion^Use^ 6509 N. La m a r Reduced Rates for Summer 4 7 8 - 7 5 1 9 y PENTHOUSE APTS. T w o b lo c k s w e st o f c a m p u s , b e s i n e w m g m t 1-1's fro m $ 3 5 0 I n c r e d ib ly la r g e 2 - 2 's s ta rtin g fro m $ 5 7 5 . F u r n is h e d o r u n fu r n is h e d , c a b le p a id , b e a u tifu l p o o ), la u n d r y fa c ilitie s , c o v e r e d p a rk in g . S e c u r ­ ity g a te s , r e m o d e le d 1801 R io G r a n d e 480-0201 A ls o s o m e b e a u tif u l 1 8. 2 c o n d o m in iu m s in W e s t C o m p u s 3 2 9 - 2 0 B - C 1-1 5 BLOCKS EAST OF LAW SCHOOL S tarting a t $ 2 8 5 + E Small, quiet complex with pool, laundry 474-1240 452-1121 3 - 2 8 2 0 B - K • l a r g e 1 b e d r o o m - 7 5 0 sq . ft e l a r g e 2 - 2 1 0 2 5 sq . ft B R O O K H O L L O W A P A R T M E N T S 1414 A r e n a D r 4 4 5 -5 6 5 5 3 - 1 9 - 2 0 B ’ PRE-LEASING • WEST CAMPUS ★ TIMBERWOODAPTS. E f f ic ie n c ie s : F u m is h e d / U n f u m . , l o f t s . F ir e p la c e s , P o o l , l a u n d r y . H u g e T re e s , W a l k t o C a m p o s , 1 0 0 0 W . 2 6 t h St. $ 2 3 5 - 2 8 5 — S u m m e r, $ 2 9 0 - 3 4 5 - F a H 3 - 2 1 - 2 0 B - C 478-4886 # 7 S H U T T L E F o r m a tu r e students, sm all c o m p le x , la r g e p o o l, ten nis, c o b le s e ­ cu rity , o n site m o n a g e r 1 o n d 2 b e d - 4 2 - 2 0 B - A r o o m / $ 2 4 5 V illa g e P a rk A p o rtm e n ts 8 3 6 - 4 6 8 6 . 3 - 1 - 2 0 B LIVE IN BEST LO CATIO N IN AUSTIN A N D FIVE MINUTES FR O M U.T. SHUTTLE En jo y extro la rg e newty re m o d e le d floor- ptons d e sig n e d to m eet yo ur lifestyle 1, 2 an d 3 b e d ro o m s a v a ila b le W e p re -le a s e up to 6 m onths m a d v a n c e ! * * U N I Q U E E F F I C I E N C Y ' S a u tillo Me, f ir e p la c e shu ttle/ if . w a lk - m c lo se ts w a lk , p o o l, $ 2 7 5 / 5 2 9 5 ' F R O N T P A G E P R O P E R T IE S 4 8 0 - 8 5 1 8 3 5 - 2 0 8 - C * * W E S T C A M P U S ! L a r g e 2 - 5 b ig c lo ­ sets, cf, m ic r o w a v e cp . $ 5 5 0 ' P re -le o s - rng, F ro n t P a g e P r o p e r t ie s 4 8 0 - 8 5 1 8 3 - 5 - 2 0 B - C BLACKSTONE APTS. 2910 Medical Arts St. ALL BILLS PAID! 2 bdrm .-2 bath Free cable! N o w pre -le a sin g fo r summer & fall Call 474-9523 G re a t location. Exclusive, quiet, residential. 8 blocks from UT. 2 blocks from shuttle. C a b le paid, exercise room , p oo l & laundry. 1 Bdr starting at $ 3 4 0 . 2 Bdr at $ 4 9 5 . Best m an ag er a n d clien- tel. 711 W . 32nd. Buckingham Sq. Apts. 453-4991 3 - 2 1 - 2 0 B H uge 1-ls and 2-2s G as, heat, water, and cable paid. O n quiet street. Ceiling fans, vertical blinds and pool. From $ 3 7 5 - $ 4 9 0 Preleasing fo r Summer and Fall Three Elms Apartments 40 0 W. 35th St. 453-1804 453-4991 4 3 - 2 0 B - K • LARGE APTS. ★ • E a s y a c c e s s t o U .T . — B u s # 1 g o e s d ir e c t ly t o t h e d r a g e V e r y l a r g e 1-Vs, a p p r o x . 625-750 s q . f t . (a t $280-295) • Pool • P le n t y o f p a r k i n g e C o n v e n i e n t t o e v e r y t h i n g N O R T H C A S T L E A P A R T M E N T S 3 4 5 -0 8 7 0 4 - 2 - 2 0 B - A P R E L E A S E N O W ' o r m o v e n o w ! SOUTH SHUTTLE! TRAVIS HEIGHTS • 2-1 • H ug e! 2 - 2 R o o m m ate F lo o rp lo n $ 3 3 9 $ 3 7 5 ($ 2 9 5 Sum m e r1) • Huge! M PROPERTIES O N E 447-7368 3 - 1 9 - 2 0 B A All Bills Paid E f f i c i e n c i e s a n d 1 - 1 's f r o m $ 2 4 5 - $ 3 9 5 . 2 B l o c k s f r o m s h u t t le . PEPPERTREE II APTS. 410 W. 37th 4 5 1 - 8 5 3 2 / 4 5 2 - 1 1 2 1 3 2 5 2 0 B - K Lu x u ry Units o n Shuttle. C e il­ in g fans, m ic ro w a v e , W a s h e r / D ry e r p ro v id e d , g a s p a id . 1-1, $ 3 2 5 . Lg 2 -2 $ 5 2 5 . PROPERTIES ONE 836-0727 3 - 1 8 - 2 0 B S P A C I O U S , Q U IE T , 2 - 2 's , U T 1 b lo c k , d is h C A / C H , fan s, w a lk - m c lo se t, p o o l w a s h e r R e d R iv e r / 3 0 th S 5 5 0 - S 6 0 0 . 4 7 7 - 3 3 8 8 3 6 2 0 B - C B E D R O O M T W O b p a c « S p a c io u s flo o r p lo n sto rtin g a t $ 3 2 5 'm o . C lo s e to UT 4 7 8 - 0 9 9 2 3 - 6 2 0 B A s p e c ia l" c io l" • • R O O M T O B R E A T H E '* * W e s t c a m ­ pus, n ic e la r g e )-), g a s p a id , cp, $ 3 2 0 - $ 3 6 0 F R O N T P A G E 4 8 0 8 5 1 8 3 -1 8 2 0 B - C $ 2 7 5 P E A C E A N D Q U I E T I N H Y D E P A R K Effi- c ie n c ie s G a s . h e a t h o t w a te r, c o o k in g p a id P o o l 2 b lo c k s f io m shu ttle S to rtin g a s lo w a s $ 2 5 0 su m m e r. P r e le a s in g F a l l C o ll 4 5 8 - 1 9 8 5 , 4 5 2 - 1 1 2 1 .3 - 1 9 2 0 B 2 2 0 0 R IO G R A N D E - - 3 h u g e b e d r o o m s p e r fe c t h o r d w o o d flo o rs , c e ilm g fa n s u n c o m m o n f o y e r, c o o l p o rc h , b ig o a k 3 2 9 - trees, tra c k lig h tin g , 4 6 9 - 0 4 6 9 W B __________________________________ L O C A T I O N ! L O C A T I O N ' A n d a ll b ills Kid n e a r d o w n t o w n / U T 'C a p it o l' O ld e r ild m g r e n o v a t e d w ith la r g e ro o m s a n d p le n ty o f a m b ia n c e C o ll o w n e r a t 4 7 4 - 4 8 4 8 4 - 1 - 2 0 B - C _________________________ P R E L E A S I N G W e s t C a m p u s la r g e o n e b e d r o o m g a r a g e a p a r tm e n t S 4 0 0 A B P P riv a te p o rk in g , o n e p e r s o n N o pets. $ 3 5 0 se cu rity d e p o s it. 2 5 1 2 P e a r l S i # 3 4 5 9 - 8 9 3 5 4 3 - 3 B ___________________ # 7 S H U T T L E F o r m a tu r e stu d e n ts sm all c o m p le x , la r g e p o o l, te n n is, c o b le s e ­ c u rity , o n -s ite m a n a g e r 1 o n d 2 b e d - r o o m / $ 2 4 5 V illa g e P a r k A p a rtm e n ts 8 3 6 - 4 6 8 6 . 4 - 4 - 2 0 B A E V I C T I O N S P E C I A L , a v a ila b le n o w IBR 4 b lo c k s U.T. T w o sto ry, d e c k s , c e ilin g fo n , $ 2 9 5 4 8 0 - 0 9 7 6 4 - 4 5 P ____________ P R E L E A S E T H E b e st'. K e y s to n e a n d S p r u c e a p a r tm e n ts 4 W o c k s U T s ix - s e v ­ en , M o n d o y - T h u r s 4 8 0 - 0 9 7 6 4 4 - 2 0 P P R E - L E A S I N G H Y D E P o r k 2 - s to ry g o r a g e o p o r t m e n t '1-2 w / s lu d y , h a r d w o o d f lo o rs , 2 A / C , c e ilin g fa n s, w in d o w s , $ 4 0 0 4 5 2 - 1 2 8 5 4 - 4 - 5 6 -C c e n t e n n i e l ' O N L Y $ 5 5 0 . G R E A T s m a l l i b e B r o o m L O C A T I O N S E C U R IT Y , C O V E R E D P A R K I N G , M l C R O W A V E & W / D 4 7 6 - 2 6 7 3 4 4 - 5 B - K E N F IE L D : L I S T I N G S A T S E V E R A L C O M P L E X E S S T A R T I N G A T $ 6 7 5 C A L L D A N O R S H A R R O N A T P M T 4 7 6 2 6 7 3 . 4 - 4 - 5 B - K R O B B I N S P L A C E H U G E 2 - 2 (1 2 0 0 S Q F T ) P L E N T Y O F R O O M F O R 4 A V A I L A B L E 6/1 S H A R R O N A T P M T 4 7 6 - 2 6 7 3 K $ 1 2 0 0 0 0 C A L L D A N O R 4 - 4 - 5 B - W I N C H E S T E R C O N D O S 2 - 2 W I T H W / D M I C R O W A V E , S T A R T I N G A T $ 6 5 0 H U R R Y & C A L L D A N O R S H A R R O N A T P M T 4 7 6 - 2 6 7 3 J A C U Z Z I . 4 - 4 - 5 B - K P O O L , D E L P H I: 2 - 2 's O N W E S T C A M P U S W I T H S E C U R IT Y , C O V E R E D P A R K I N G , W / D 9 & M i C R O W A V E M O N T H S , $ 8 0 0 F O R A Y E A R C A L L D A N O R S H A R R O N A T P M T 4 7 6 - 2 6 7 3 4 4 - 5 B K $ 8 5 0 f O R L G 1 B E D R O O ^ T s s i a W E S T V I E W S E C U R IT Y , C O V E R E D P A R K I N G , W / D , P O O L , H O T TU B. O N L Y 2 B L O C K S C A L L D A N O R F R O M S H A R R O N A T P M T 4 7 6 - 2 6 7 3 4 - 4 - 5 B - K C A M P U S . 390 — Unf. Duplexes 2-1, C A / C H , n e a r shuttle, fir e p lo c e , p n - en v a te b a c k y a r d , W / D c o n n e c tio n s , c lo s e d g o r a g e A v a ila b le M a y 6 $ 5 4 0 / 3 2 6 - m o 4 / 8 4 0 4 0 a sk fo r M s B o y 2 0 B _________________________________ 400 — Condos- Tow nhouses 2 - 2 C O N D O S M in u te s f ro m UT F o r s u m m e r/ fa ll le a s in g c o ll T m o 4 4 7 - 5 1 9 7 . 3 - 1 - 2 0 B___________________________________ C H E S T N U T S Q U A R E l - l ' ? ! T w o c o r g o - r a g e , 9 6 0 s q u a r e fe e l, a v a ila b le S e p t 1, $ 7 5 0 4 5 9 4 8 1 3 3 - 5 - 2 0 B - C 370 — Unf. Apts. "The Prescription For The Dormitory Blues"_______ PRELEASE FOR FALL $50 O FF 1st Months Rent With This Ad!! Newly Remodeled 1 & 2 Bedroom Apts. • O n UT Shuttle • Mic rowaves • Ceiling Fans • Mini Blinds • Wet Bars • I Pools • P e t s W e l c o m e d • ( l u b h n u s e ountiancC a p a r t m c n t h o m e s 1200 Broadmoor 4 5 4 -2 5 3 7 Thoughtfully Mjnjgnf by 4 w f I n m lm m l ( urp. ÄJt ] j Clû i y , , i citC What You Won't See Because You Live ut Wilkno Creek I lilY Apartments. O N P V S H U T T L E R O U T E Nozv Preleasing Huge I & 2's Free Cable TV Furnished & Unfurnished 444-0010 Come Sec What We've Leased Today! EFF. & 1-2-3-4 BDRM APARTMENTS Starting at s270 11 FLOOR PLANS Furn/Unf. Shuttle Bus 5 Mm. to Downtown Modem Microwaves Lofts w/Fans e Spacious • 2 Sporkl ing Pools e Excellent Maintenance • Student Oriented e Friendly Community e ABP Option C o lo ra d o R ivor B rid g w h o tlo w 1 N • t í POINT SOUTH OttoH 444*7536 POINT SOUTH—BRIDGEHOLLOW Rental Office: 1910 Willowcreek 3-25-20B e O n M e t r o r o u t e • L a u n d r y f a c ilit ie s • L o w y e a r r o u n d r a t e s N orw ood Apts. 5 60 6 N. Lamar 451-1917 4 - 4 - 2 0 B - C . - U f l f . A p t S . W E S T C A M P U S O r o n g e T re e a p a r tm e n ts f o r su m m e r le a s e . 3 B D R / 2 ! ? B T H , 2 iiv . i s f c i x i A s . _ _ _ 3 7 0 RENTAL RENTAL RENTAL RENTAL A N NOUNCEMENTS SERVICES EMPLOYMENT EMPLOYMENT EMPLOYMENT 400 — Condos* Townhouses Townhomes 400 — Condos 420 — Unf. Houses 4 3 5 — C o - o p s 510 — In fa rta in roe nt- 750 — Typing This Summer You Deserve A Break! At Last, ilasslc F iv e I iv iA g • C o n t r a c t s b y m o n t h , s e B S i o t i o r s u m m e r house. Available for lease F u l l y f u r n i s h e d June 1. $ 1 3 0 0 . Call N e w • z Y i r - o o n d i i i n n e d M a n a g e m e n t C o m p a n y . • A l l b i l l s |M Atd 4 7 6 - 6 6 1 6 . 4-4-58 • 1 9 m e a l s / y r ^ e k • S w i m m i n g f x x > i • N e x t t o c a m p u s • F r o m 8 2 9 9 / m o . • Move in Ma(y In • Great Selection Prelease homes » Sight 4 bedrooms S' DOC $'700 • Two 5 bedrooms $2100 S 3000 ★ • Six 3 bedroom $800-$1,000 E/es of Texas Properties 477 1163 ___________________JJ5JSS GINGERBREAD Stately Hemphii! Park home available far fall Pre -lease 3 large bedrooms, ? baths, above study, 2 hardwood porches, CA/CH, ceil ng fa n s fenced yard w/huge trees 4 74 0 6 0 6 or 2 7 2 -5 7 8 3 . As. for Miss Lot e _________________ I 4 208-A floors, 4 B E D R O O M H O M E W ond erful oid UT area PIELEASE JUNE or August be . jtifui • tur bedroom in Tarrytawn $1800 no Calf Karen at Campus Condos 474 4800 3- 21 20B-K 4 /7 ¡¡VE 24 hr. Otó fashion* ¡ h ; mot 1 to 3 bedroom homes Hardw od. gas. oppFonces $250-600 2 19 208-A 2 204 RIO GRANDE renovated * stori- cal Houses Six big bedrooms locucy, tower views, brand new kitchen with is­ land. fireplace new carpet 469-0469 3 29 10B TARRYTOWN 5 BR 3 BTH Shuttle run, beautiful creek tot. $1 - >0/mo. (neof En field and Exposition) 477 1055 4 3-38 425 — Rooms SHORT WALK. Ui Quiet -'an smoking pelle» Shared kitchen For private both ABP $275 495 9346 Shored bills, both $180 Call 472 5646 3-22-208-E iARGL CtEAN carpeted room P • vote entroncl/both refngerator No kitchen Quiet ndividuol No pets 38th Street Bills paid 453 5417 3-29 208 A NEED 2 PEOPLE to take over Castilian contract Will pay tor both $150 depos- ttv 495-2661 Robert 4 } 58 LIBERAL MINDED -or smoking person to share house n Hyde Park orea 5200/ 4 utilities 454 4985 4-3-58 month 4 3 5 — C o - o p s - f f t A ' V {\ • Homey older ‘ H om ey houses « 2 6 bloc ks UT »Crest mesls • AU bill* •Friends «Funi Doubles $ 2 6 0 - 2 7 5 (su m m e r) $299-309 (fall) Singles $295-329 (summer) $335-389 (fall) L U X U R Y C O N D O S MERIDA 26th and Son Gabriel Large 2 and 3 bedroom condos G a ­ rage parking 2 bedrooms from $ 7 5 0 and up Summer rates from $ 4 ‘jG 3 3 9 - 1 3 4 1 __________________ 3 27 708 WEDGEWOOO 1-1 with washer dryer Available June $450 Coil now 459 48)3 3-5 208 1 : >ABl f S 2-2 “ furnished1 Two cor rag«, ovattatile une 4813. 3 5-206 ! $950, r qc 459 PR£ LEASE SUMMER ONLY-CENTEN N a , OfiAN( E TREE CROID 3-2 2 2 1-1 STARTING from. S350 S800 MITCH 476-2673 3 21-20B-C TREEHOUSf ,ARGE 1-1 W/LOFT FUR NISHED ALL AMENITIES ONE CAR GARAGE VAUITED CEILINGS W/D ETC $700 MifcF 476-2673 3-21 208-C _ _ _ _ _ AM£N|T|ES tNCLUDtN(; W/D, MICROWAVE SE( URtTV. FANS COVERED PARKING 650/MG MITCH 476-2673 PMT 3-21 206-C ..DECORATOR STYLE) 2 2 oft an I flat big bedrooms, CP W/D. West Campus $600/650 FRONT PAGE PROPERTIES 480-8518 8 22 206 C ROBBINS PLACE 2-2 portioU y furnished AH amenit es W D, portung etc Walk. UT, available June ! $950 Summer w negotiate 474 8049 3 25 OF, TWO BEDROOM Croix condos sUf avail­ able for summer* Pool, hot tub* Cali Mary • ilbo* Co 480-8800. 3-26-9B-C SUMMER PRE-LEASE1 One & two bed rooms m several we',' campus proiec's ol! paces stil available1 Call Mary Talbot Co 480-8800 3-26-9B-C 2 2 1/2 TWO story lownhome at Oran gelree New carpet park at your bock door' Cal Mary Talbot Co 480 8800 3-26-9B-C WEST CAMPUS- Preservation Square at 22nd and Pearl St 2 story 2 bedroom condo 469 0469 3 29-106 CENTENNIAL LARGE 2 2 FURN SHED Alt AMENITIES W/D MICRO fans COVERED PA - • NC- ETC S1200/MO MITCH 476-2673 PMT. 3-29-21 E C__ L E NOX ■ LARGE 2/2 F UR INI SHED A ll AMENITIES W/D MICRO, FANS, COV­ ERED PARKING ETC 11200 00/MO MITCH 4 76 2673 PMT 3 29 20B-C ST THOMAS 2/2 FURNISHED ALL AMENITIES W/D, m CRO FANS COVERED PARK NG ETC $120000* 3-29 MO MITCH 476-2673 PMT 20B C CONDO IF shuttle 4401 Speedway 1BR loft. 17 ft, vaulted ceiling Gas, heat/wa­ ter paid Private balcony storage Also Summei pre-leosirvq 4514656 4-1 20B-C___________________________ LUXURY WEST compus condo for ¡ease 2-2 fully furnished, hrepiace and mi­ crowave The S1 lames Condominiums Foi .nformatior call Laune 47 7 6412 ________________________ 4-1-58 fail 1512)477-7553 (713)488 5532 28th and Rio Grande 2 2 W/D. ceiling fans, $450'mo Summer $725 mo 2 S ST THOMAS Centennial, Lenox, 2 2 starting o’ Si 100 AH amenities fire place covered or;'« ng microwave W/ Tern, PMT D, gote- very prestigious ............ 476-2673 4-3-20B-E SUNCHASE HUGE 2-2, fireplace, mi­ crowave W, D covered parking gate Starting a* $700 Terri, PMT 4/6-2673 4-3-20B-C_______________________ DELPHI- GORGEOUS 2-2 m West Cam pus for $800* Fireplace ceiling fan mi­ crowave, gate covered parking Co» today Terr, PMT 476-2673 4-3 206 C CONDOS 2 '• near law school 26th and Red R'ver (Dommum Condos) S550/ summer $650/fall 323-0227 Ask For Roger 4 4-56 NORTH OF L o w s c h o o l 2-2 c o n d o A ' 1 a m e n it ie s W/D, s e c u rity a c c e s s f ir e - p ie c e , h o t tu b , e n c lo s e d b a l c o n y q u ie t living $450/mo summer 5750/mo fall 4.’ 3 2493 4 4 7B FORECLOSURE BEST bargain in west campus1 Robbins Place targe 2-2. Seiler financed with olw down payment Call M.cheteYssc 4-6-2.673. 474,9*00 4 4 20B C__________________ 420 — Unf. Houses PRE LEASE HYDE »ARK 3 2 COTTAGE FENCED YARD, DECK W/D FANS ETC AVAILABLE 8 /20 1200/MO MITCH 476-2673 3 21 20B-C M 0 0 0 0 V E Youll Get — Any Complex Ygu Wan - No Aophcation Fees - Nc Hign Pressure — A Pnce Ranges Come by 8 1 9 W .2 4 t h (Univ Tow ers* o r C A L L N O W ! FREE FREE FREE 4 7 4 - 4 8 0 0 Now Pre-teasing Condos. Apartments, and Houses r i r y _ r R O r £ F T ! F S ± _ 478-6565 2717 Rio Grande ★ALL C O N D O S * & Apartments Pre-leasing N O W ! Summer Fall Spnng G r e g C a m p b e l l Please Past Residents, Referrals, & Appointments Only Coll 4 7 6 - 2 6 7 3 P.M.T. 4-1-208 ★ L O F T ★ Spiral sta.rcase, beautiful courtyards, m icrow ave, b a l­ conies, city views, on shuttle. 1 & 2 bedroom s available, unit starting $310. A d v a n ­ tage Properties 4 4 3 -3 0 0 0 . 4.3 208-C E L E G A N T 2 -2 C O N D O Beautiful mirrored foyer and ^replace Luxurious carpet Lovely drapes Saufitlo tile Security system Washer/Dryer, mi­ crowave Walk to class $ 6 5 0 - Summer S 9 0 0 - Fall 5 0 5 Bellview # 2 3 3 1 -4 0 8 0 4 4 , 48 ★ B A R G A I N ★ H U N T E R S ★ All Bills Paid! * Beautiful 2 bdrms. from $ •: 75 * Furnished condos - oil amenities * 1-1 5-125 2-? $350 ★ Centennial fum - super unit * Awesome 3-2, 2-car garage S650 ♦ More, more, more, and more1 Call N o w ! F R O N T P A G E P R O P E R T I E S ★ 4 8 0 - 8 5 1 8 ★ ______________________ 4 4-208 C WtSTEND CONDO LARGE 3/2 ON MS SHUTTLE A MUST SEE UNIT AVAILABLE 8/24 FOR THREE RESPON­ SIBLE STUDENTS $1300 00 MO MITCH 476 2673 ° mt 3 29 20B C ROBBINS PiaT T BIG,BIG,BIG 2/2 A ll AM.E N'Tic S W/D, MICRO FANS COVERED Pa r k in g ETC $120000/ MO MITCH .0 6 2673 PMT 3-29 208- C C O L LE G E H O U S E S C O -O P S Call for a ‘->.9 color brochure 4 7 6 - 5 6 7 8 Office 1906 Pear! St. . t nervymokmp. SHORT W A LK UT p e tle » Shared kitcher- For private both. ABL $2 ’ 5. 495-9346 Shared WW. bath ST80 Coll 472-5646 3 22-208 1: 440 — Roommates R O O M M A T E S E R . i c e W ill help you find a com pat­ ible roommate. Male or female Cat! Sam. 2 8 0 - 7 H 8 3-19-20B-C S HO R* WALK UT Q uiet, non-sm oking petiess Sharec. kill hen f o r p nva 'e both ABP S 27 5 4 9 5 -9 3 4 6 Shored b«i;s both S18Q. Call 47 -5646 3 -22-20S-E INTE R N A TIO N AL STUDENTS p ’ oies sional fe m o te -A a rtr ? 1 furnished house Hyde Park area. O ffic e com puter avotl- oble. 459.7001. 4 . -51 _ FEmaL { . R O O M M A T E needed non- smoker Large a p a rtm e nt 2-2 private both great facilities PV shuttle Share Mis $265 385-3995 4-2 0 6 RESPONSIBLE HOUSEMATE needed Q u ;et n e ig h b o rh o o d priva te room. W /{?, dtlfcwasher, m icrow ave 2 livifte areas, large kitchen patio, FP. C A c.H. Fa1 W est shuttle $ 2 ? 5 /m o 3 3 8 -4 9 0 9 . 4 4 78 Tickets T IC K E T S 12 Top, Queens Ryche Sar.di Patti, San Antonio Spurs, ifT Sports (buy/sell all events). 4 7 8 - 9 9 9 9 7-25-706 540 —• Lost & Found » F WARD" Poodle black nwuotoie temase Taker ‘ram e,ot at Medicai Art* iguare -ter,' U 9 Pleoie cd *63157! or - piiec 133 or 398 6292. * 3 20B - »98 560 — Fubiic N o tice Attractive, p ro fe s s io n a l male, late 30 s, seeking a young, pretty female (18-?) for friendship, relationship, and possible marriage. I'm fin an cially secure, d eg reed , 5'11", 175 oounds. You are intelligent with a good sense of hu­ mor, pretty with weight in proportion to height. You enjoy some of the fo llo w ­ ing: roses, intelligent con­ versation, ice cream, sun­ sets, the way the air smells after it rains, fluffy towels, fresh flowers, dining out, clean sheets, shrimp, kiss­ ing, bike riding, movies, reading, and people with a great sense of humor. If this sounds interesting to you please write to P.O. Box 2 0 0 0 6 9 , Austin, TX 7 8 7 2 0 -0 0 6 9 . re­ spond to all sincere replies containing a photograph (returned). __________________________ 4-4-58 A-DATE 1 > N lG H f H e a r talking person lo ca l w o m e n and men w l . a h fro m to m eet you N am es 8. w ould 900 346 Phone numbers 3377 $195 m,r. I will 3-27-20P intended, like TALK LIVE Beaut.*'-.,- women waitmg to 10* to you* 1 -9 0 0 -3 ; ? 3 0 % , S2 4 9 / 580 - M usical" Instruction GUITAR LESSONS R & 8 Rock. ^ 2 2 counfty >0 years teochm g e rp en en ce A n d y B u / r.¡to n 4 5 2 18 4 -4 20B-A 590 — T u to rin g AFFORDABLE PROFESSION/ tiYonr a oil -.ubtect writing Engiit.n history, Literature. G Philosophy, Anthropology 4-3 2US . -«H-ve m«nh «ernment 95 n 3 3 ÜÂSÎC CONVERSATION Japanese Tu- tadnuaitpronounciotion, g '¡1HMr oui rhythm S'O/hr Flexible hours Gory Smith 452-1697. 4 4 SB SERVICES 750 — Typing IC C CO-OPS 476-1957 510 W. 23rd C A L L I 471-5244 I T%0 PLACE A I CLASSIFIED 1 AD M M iittm tn 111 « 11 m 1111 tiH iiiim m m nff WORD PROCESSING ’ PÂPF.RS IMPROVE GRADES 5 MIN UT I 7 D A Y S RUSH 3 2 2 - 0 2 1 3 EDUCATIONAL 4 6 9 - i 5 6 5 3 Oh-li-h, my closets W .!: 0 the mess - - rve got to clean them out — j j much stuff — or ril lose ly mind - - I w i l l . . . U i, my closets W e'll help you clean yo u r closet - o r yo u r g a rag e - o r yo u r living room - - Any kind of m erchandise you have can he sold through L o n g h o rn W a n t Ads fo r up to $ 1 0 0 0 : s te re o s , w e ig h ts , c a rs , VCRs, r o lle r b la d e s . . . Look in yo u r clo sets. Turn the m ess into some cash. Longhorn W a n t Ads A t i n y d i v i s i o n o f t h e D a l y T e x a n C l a s s i f i e d s . Cali 471-5244 for details. T h i Da il y T e xan Thursday. April 4, 1991 Page 11 780 — Employment Services M ID NIGH T SUN! Summer em ploym ent - Alaska to $600 a - W omen/Men week. Airfare plus room / b o a rd p ro v id e d . H irin g through April. Call now' tnfo: 1 900-988-51r 2 Ext 170 ($3/ mm, - four minutes max r e ­ fundable.) 6 206 790- P a r t Time 790 — Part Time FULL OR port-time sales Training prov e o d M r s H in to n ( 5 1 2 )2 4 4 - 7 7 1 1 3 2 7 - I0P IN S T R U C T O R W A T E R SAFETY $ 6 / h r S a m -T p m w e e k d a y s S tarts Ju n e 3 C a li 250 l ac T ie d of* A n d e rse n M ill Rood 4-1-208 5T17 TWO CH'jRC h nursery workers -eeded for pnmonly Sunday - o'r.mg Ages 1- 4 if • •<-es’ec coll Beck, at 837-2809 after 6 pm 4 4-5B REAL ESTATE- research assistant for com­ mercial real estate firm Light typing and computer skills needed 4180 8083 4-4- 5B 800 — General Help Wanted THE WEKEELA CAMPS, CANTON, MAINE O ne of America's most prestigious camps seeks creative dynamos for staff positions June 17-August 18 for tenms, gymnastics, ra- dio/video folksinging/gui- tar, ptano, dance/ballet, ce­ ramics, art, woodworking Aiso kitchen and mainte­ nance positions. If you think you're top“. keplyTo 130 S. Merkie Rd. Columbus, O H 4 3 / 0 9 (6 1 4 )2 3 5 -3 1 7 7 . I also bu * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * EASY MONEY I pay up to i *0 00 *0 ' Gota Class R.-gs Band! • F%ngs • Cra-rv .ven T pro RenF James Lewis Gold Buyer 458-2639 t t O t E . i t . H t » « . » . • Gota JVeddtng : SUMMER WORK M a rk e tin g intern sh ip a v a ila b le 8 positio n s to b e fille d Students selected p e r w e e k Pick up 3 hours o f c o lle g e c re d it M ust have 2 .5 G .P .A . a n d d e m o n s tra te fin a n c ia l need. $ 4 7 5 .0 0 e a rn R ep iy by mat! 4 9 5 4 6 . A ustin, TX 7 8 7 6 5 . to P .O Box 4-4 3B ★ • FREE MAKE-OVER Need a new image but can't af. ford if2 Guys & girls needed for top hair & skin specialists Hem Redken for more details; 8 3 2 -0 2 2 7 , be­ tween 10 am & 5 pm laboratory Call 4-42156 PAY-LESS C O N V E N IE N C E STORES is looking fo r a few m o re G O O D P E O P L E . CALL T O D A Y or C O M E BY any of these locations and w e wil! gladly schedule you fo r an interview. • 2805 San Jacinto • 1001W. Lynn • 5303 Cameron Rd • 2400 Burleson Rd ¿77-¿?59 477-3981 452-0741 444-3690 W e offer STABLE EM P L O Y ­ M E N T , HEALTH & M E D I­ CAL INSU R A N C E, VARIED SHIFTS ond no prior e x p e ri­ ence is required! EOE _______________________________3 -2 9 . SB Runners W an ted . Law Firm. D epen dab le trans. Typing required. M orning & a fte r­ noon shifts available. C o m ­ plete application at 4 0 0 W 15th Street Suite 1410 b e ­ tw een 8 :0 0 a.m. & 4 :0 0 p.m. 4 / 3 / 9 ! - 4/11 91. 4 -3 -7 B Residence manager '*eeaec for 42 unit apt. community in Riverside Dr. area. Must be enrolled in 12 hrs. or less, have strong management skills & experience preferred. Apt. provided - some salaries. Call Kathy at Davis & Assoc 4 8 3 -9 4 6 7 . Personable and professional stu­ dent needed to help on busy re­ ceptionist desk handling phones 2 times ; lients & some typing ( 4 5 wpm j, $5/hr. N on-sm oker needed 8:30-12 30 ond 12 30- 5:30. Send resume or fill out a p ­ plication at 100 Congress Suite 2 0 0 , 78701 _________________________ 4 -3 -5 B Attention! Fast growing Austin-based telecommunication company needs full time par* time tele­ marketing representares. Ex- ce :en? communication and telephone skills a must! Prc»es stona* attitude and demeanor required Must be organized and detail oriented. Apply m person a? 6 0 0 Congress Ave., Suite 2 5 0 . 12th floor M-F. 8- 5. 3-28-20S-D Cam p Androscoggin M ain e boys camp seeking staff to teach basebol1 basketball, soccer, tennis, & swim. G re a t facilities, generous time off. W rite or call collect 7 3 3 N Y 'West St. H a rris o n 1 0 5 2 8 . ( 9 1 4 ) 8 3 5 - 5 8 0 0 3-2 5-1 0 6 in in the n e x t 30 the next 2 9 lb s . days using the DIET DISK program as seen on TV. To find out more, call Carol: 512-346-5115. 4 ’ 5B AUSTiN PARKS AND RECREATION DEPT. IS n o w n.ring Lifeguards I — $ 5 2 3 hr lifeguards 11 —■ $5 44/hr Lifeguards III (waterfront) — $5 60/hr Swim — Coaches — S5 44 hr.. Swim Instructors — $ 5 86 h r Site mgrs — $ 6 5 6 h i and a rea supervisors — $ 7 3 6 /h r Can 4 8 0 $025 for further information EOE 3 -*8 20B-C Always Hiring Good Voices 282-1908 3-2 2OB C R U N N E R N eeded for commercial real es­ tate company. 1-5 p.m. M-F, Must have ow n transportation, good driving record, proof of in­ surance N eat appearance & re­ liability a must. Contact The Ku- cerc Co., 7 2 0 0 N M opoc 4 4 5 0 , 7 8 7 3 1 . 4 4 2B P A R T -T IM E FILE CLERK N e e d an enthusiastic, m otivat­ ed, se ■ starter to w ork in a fast-p aced medtca* office. Hours w ill be M o n d ay-F rid ay , 8 : 0 0 am -2:0G pm. Experience helpful but not necessary. Please send resume to; Texas Orthopedics C /O Mancela Cervantez 3200 Red River #201 Austin, TX 78705 N o Phone Coils Please. ________________________ 4 4- 43 5 PUTY0UR $ COMMUNICATION SKILLS TO WORK! FIRST USA TELEMARKETING is cur- rentiy accepting applications for the following professionals ★ MARKETING AGENT Representatives wil! be response ble for marketing consumer products and services, primarily premium credit cords nation­ wide This position require, ex cellent communication skills with some sales experience preferred. Day & evening hours avoRoble 8 30- 12 30 M-F, or ! 5 M-F. or 5 30-9 30 M-F A/E GUARANTEE $6/hour piui benefits' Commission may be earned on some proieeti PLEASE apply in person M f 10om-4 3Q prr at FIRST U SA T ELEM A R K ET IN G 5 0 5 Barton Springs Rd. Suite 6 0 0 EOE 3 20-208-C SHO RT W A L K UT iaw -related errands. Full/ Run fo r prelaw s part-tim e G reat O w n economical, reliable car. $4 25. Also hiring; typists, ac- countm g/bookkeeping trainee N onsm oking self starters k08 West 17th St W rite a p p lic a ­ tion. 9 a m -4 p.m. weekdays ■ 2S-/0B-E N eed a dependable, caring person to sit w /an elderly lady, assist b e d -w he ekha tr transfer, light meal preparation & various related duties, give m edication reminders. N eed days Enftela- Exposition area N eed fo r M o n ­ days, W ednesday, & Fridays all day 4 7 8 -8 0 6 3 ___________________________4U-5B ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION Pat une #cepko«$t inf sntputp «hj Mate -:-fc Wend, TycvSet *■*£ i '«4*4 to work - a unot fttendb not «stole oftce We#)oi* His locahnn ‘•tondoy FtyJoy 1J 00 - 5 30 fkesibfe Sc1. -;. iy hows tot $5 35 pp hour fteose iOfiiat1 ' ho-o't 327-2137 ________________________ 3 2’.-2Q6 ★ TELEMARKETING * Even*ngs ond Weekends • Salary Plus Bonus 4 7 7 - 9 8 2 1 Robert M. ★ ★ 3 6-20B-E ATTENTION STUDENTS were hiring people to work m our advertising de portmenl 4 9 evenings Come by 7801 N Lomar »077 1-3M-F 4 ’JOB tor T SHIRT FOLDER, screen cleone< downtown T-shirt $4 50/ hou r Aiso office help 478-1785 ¡ease qualification* 4-1-58 co m p an y POTENTIAL $150 do.lv Port-hme com* mission soles. Great Opportomly Pres­ tige C om m unication 4 0 9 -6 9 3 9 5 9 9 C o ll Johr coMect anytime 4-2-4B BALES MANAGER 20 30 hrv'week, sell tag ozone mochines (ait purification sys­ tems) Commission basts Send resume to Pure Ah 210 N Mays Round Rock 7 8 6 < $ M 4 ||t ,v . PART TIME o tfii.e heip a fte rn o o n s ang summer G e n e ra l office s k ill/ book keeping Must be o rg o n iie d Calls a c ­ cepted b etw e en *2 ano Ipm only 4 5 4 9020 4 -3 -5 8 INTERESTED ¡N - a xing a t a private softball cam p le*? Eve*’ ngs and week ends. Col! Lonnie 4 45 ,-'595 M f be tw een 0 o n d 2 4 3-SB PART TIME eriond runner-m om tenortci foi design studio Must have own trans portattan $ 4 25 plus gas oliowonce 4 5 8 -6 3 9 5 4-3 -5B ~ ~ ..... RESPONSIBLE STUDENT with chiWcare experience needed D PO nlp H^c/pie otó 12 00-4 00pm v th References ond transp trtohon necessary Please WnO WGPlt to ICS6 W 6(O hf cotl 4*1 5617 days, 476 9785 events We pay yOU ÍO lose 10- ~ ~ to core *o 4 year WANTED 85 , ^ , 800 — General Help W anted E a r n m o n e y R ead---, books in c o m e potential N o . $ 3 0 ,0 0 0 'y e o r (1) 805-687-6000 E*f y94l3 3 h m n g 28-26R —---- HL- ----------------- INTELLIGENCE JOBS A! branches US customs OCA etc. Now hiring Call (1)805-687-6000 Ext y 9413 1 7 23P 1 CALL ence No D’obiem' Gee fraimna of- fered 335-9712 3-28 20B-A SIMON DAVID now hir rig various shifts m at! deponme-t« FT/PT Apply ,« per son only 9722 Great Hills T-3.i at Ar boretum morket 3-29-5B-F PROPERTY MANAGEMENT comporiy now accepting applications For summer Two pool;, in Ptagerville M ust have c u r ­ rent certification The Brcdley O'c, tf. 5 0 5 E H u n ia ta n d S te 4 / 0 4 5 1 -9 5 0 0 4 2 3B__________________________ J SUMMER JOB and room Care for 2 yr old Pnvate room »nth batr private en trance plus monthly stipend o?1, 5557 9-5 3-29-5B APARTMENT MANAGER needed Sm*l) compus area complex No experience required Self starter positive male/ female POBox 5342, Austin 78763 3-29-201 5-9pm SHIFT Mostly telephone coiis ¡Nc sales involved Help find classmates reunions) $4 25 je hou p.„- bOPUt Sundoy through Thursday Cod 459 6363 4 3 2B_______ SUMMER CAMP Counselor Assistant D> rector. Nurse & Waterfront Postfcom Avoilobie at 3 camp sites Duncanville & lake Texoma t or dates Athens. Texas and more information, please con Kimberly Draskovic (214)823-1342 or 1-800-442-2260 EOE 4 3 2P 8 1 0 - O f f ic e - Clerical - ..... S A L E 5 A U C T C L E R K 24 hours/week, Mon -Seri P/T po sthon m sales audit department High school diploma required Mm. mum 6 months cosh handling exper ence Six months dencol experience to mciude operation of a ¡0 -key odd- in g mcchine Experience w ith a cows/ currency machine prete-red Lxceiien’ with numbers Attention to detail Soles started o must Good communi­ cation skills Close proximity to Ut D s count on most merchandise If inter ested, apply at University Coop 2 2 4 o Guodaiupe Mon.-Fr,., 9 00 om-V.OO pm 4 -5B-K SHO RT W A L K UT Run p a rt-t me G re a t la w -re la te d errandi, Full/ f o r prelaws. O w n e c o n o m ic a l, r e lia b le c a r typists, a c- $ 4 ¿5. A iso h irin g counting/bookkeep: ng ♦rnux'fiA N o n s m o k in g s e lf sta rte rs. 4 0 8 West -"7th S’ W n te a p p lic a ­ tio n . 9 a .m .-4 p rr\ w e e k d a y s . __________ 5-206-f 820 — A e c o u n t i m g - Bookkeepina SHORt a Al x Accounting 'Boo* keeping 'ra nee Full- part-time Nor smoke' $4 25 408 W 7th St /Vr.te ap­ plication 8-4 weekdays 3-27-20B 840 — Sales EXPERIENCED NETWORK marketing n- divtdual who knows gold mine when they see it. ftfes Hinton 5121244 7?1l 3- _ _ 27-WP S A i t HE IF w o i -td Gardening e xpe ri ence/ptant km wledge reqc ed Bcrtor Springs Nursery, 4 .'8 Sterling 1 pioc. eos» o f Zilker Pork, 478-3521 4 2-58 850 — Retail par-Y WAREHOUSE N o w accep ting -a w , -.ipp . lotions tor p o rt tim e itv ili nme lerk A pp ly -n person o n ly 'a * '5400 N Lamar # ’Q1 4-1-5B F O O T A C T iO N U S A IS looking for energetK po,, ,me ployees for night tlme weekend Pleose apply m person, 4-3- 30 .ours io l , ..... THE B A Z A A R has o p e n ir . q . (4 days work week, and pq-y i,me expe- enced salespeople 10:30am 7 30pm 4 50/hour Applv ol 2404 Gurtaa'uoe 4-3-38 880 — Professional A GROWTH O PPO RTUNITY FOR A SPECIAL TALENT* Due tc growth within its corpo­ rate office. Prime C able ha On immediate opening fo r a Bene­ fits M anager. This newly created position offers challenge dive* stfy and exposure to all levels o f personnel within the orqanizc- bon. to Reporting the Director of Human Resources, this position will be responsible for the over­ all administration ond communi­ cation of employee benefit pro grams, as well as developmq and implementing new pro ­ grams. QUALIFICATIONS AN D SKILLS NEEDED College degree An advanced Degree one certification in Ben­ efits is preferred. Five to eight years employee benefits expe - ence in a large corporation or as a consultant Lotus 1-2-3, W ordPerfect DOS, plus a working knowledge ’ mainframe computers. Must have expe- ence with benefits soH w are Piecse sena confidential /esume and salary requirement ¡3 . Patricia H robm a Human Resource Director Prime C able 6 0 0 Congress Avenue Suite ’ POO Aus? n, Texes 7 8 7 0 1 N o telephone calls please FOE M. F V h _________________________ 4 4 2B-E c o r p o r a t io n seeks* ; , w - ...vcted person *0 Oper prof „ „ v ., ' y Crioundfjoor opportunity M s Hta ton (5 244- 71) u -2 7 -: .if LEASING AGENT? imntedKW*. Must hav<* re a estoie kense No paced tun office UT market PA0E ^ 80 S: 3 1 2 20B C f ., i y ^ K ’ 890 Clubs- Restaurants B E N E F IT S M A N A G E R 4 -3 -9 B ★ ★ ★ ★ Z IV L E Y riie Complete Professional Typing Service BLCrtKSUSTia C m J E Y * I □ FIJI MOUS» ÎH H STRUT 2707 Hemph,li Park 472-7677 472-3210 LONGHORN COPIES • Resumes • Theses • Term Papers • W ord P rocessing • Binding e Laser Fhtnting 2518 Guadalupe 4 7 6 - 4 4 9 8 P A P E R S RESUMES RUSH JOBS Dot’s Typing 2 0 0 2 - A C u d a l u p A * 4 7 2 5 3 5 3 T Y P I N G ’18 Midnight Sun-Thmm. O P E N 7 d a y s 4 7 2 - 6 6 6 6 Speedway D O B I È M A L L Laser Printing/Spell check Applications/Resumes Term /Research Papers A p p lica tio n Form s A ud io T ra n s c rip tio n * QUALITY WORD * PROCESSING PAPERS RESUMES ALL LENGTHS S1 75 ds page NEAR U T . 7 days a week 4699431 M A R Y ' S * T Y P I N G Papers Resumes 25% Discount for First Time Users 3 4 3 - 8 4 7 1 ★ Leave M essage 3-22-208 Z IV L E Y TERM PAPERS DISSERTATIONS 27th & Guadalupe 472-3210 472-7677 P D Q W o r d P ro c e s s in g Papers. $• 50 a page • SpeÜ Check • t aser Printing • 3 months storage * 5 minutes from UT Fuii range of serv.ces available. Call 4 5 3 - 4 5 6 8 Leave message Call fo r details. 3-5 206-A WORD PROCESSING e.*peniT»Md, pro- fess'onai G raduate/ typist undergraouote work $! 50 page Bar boro iuiiosd53 1 1 2 4 ,3 5-2JB_______ WORD-UP any sob any *>tn« $1 50 p a g e FvM-service word processing Spelling guoronteed Also comou’er con wHtng 4 5 9 8 0 4 / 3 - 7 )B Z IV L E Y WORD PROCESSING LASER PRINTING 2 7 t h & G u a d a l u p e 472-3210 472-7677 ASAP Word Processing Papers/Reports npleted with care and men These- tier $ 85 Last minute o k 451-4885 3- 18-20P PERSONAL SE RV ." E with Communique Word Processing Laser printed choice o' typeface $2 pege pick up de venng avaiioble1 836-0697. 3 1 9 20S SAME-DAY service on word processing $2 (>0.page! !mtudes Iaser-prmhng Ex- pert quolity, hoppy custom« > Reports, theses letters resumes -nailing lists Mi- choel, 467-8586 2-19-20P Z IV L E Y APPLICATIONS RESUMES 27th & G u a d a lu p e 472-3210 472-7677 WOODS TYPING ond word processing 2200 Guodolupe when you wont it done nght. 4 72-6302 3-28-.’06 _ FAST ACCURATE word processing Re­ ports manuscripts Exceller spetkna'ararnmor i t 4P page Candy 45? 4509. poge. 483 2691 4 1 20B-D resumes gn jng I oph« W O R D PROCESSING ports me mes> at 0520. leave message 4 2 208 ny home Re- $2/poge. 467 uec*? 16 NEED A paper o< resume years experience Proofreading avouable qmck turnaround 836-6787 4-4 /OS 760 — Misc. Services ★ FUN DATING! ★ M e e t n e w frien d s a n d kharr- lifestyles (m a le or female'!. Frien dly & R ep u ta b le T A C O B E L L 2802 GUADALUPE ALASKA SUMMER JOB OPPORTUNITIES Now hiring energetic, C om m erc o( fishing, processing M p jtjo b te pravtde housing ^Up to fnend1)’ people for late night hours. Starting $ 3 0 . 0 0 0 F o r c o m p ir n e in f o r m a tíott send $9 »o Alaskan investment wage up to $4 75/hr. Co , 2H8 Centra! 9 t Ste »83, A buguerque N M 8 7 ) 0 6 3 2 8 -5 8 70B C a ll Sam ★ 280-7118 ★3 t9 ; o r ifjund'y and deonen, HO M E STEAM taking applications for part time . ourrter attendents Morning ond afternoon hours ovaiioblt- Apply m person only at 2 3 0 ! 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IMMEDIATELY Area sates dis tnbutor College Student preferred Fa* opplicotion to All (806 745-3294 4 4 28 900— Domestic- Household ADORABLE N L ’w h “ -ì. n naadsPT txtb sifter M Tt 4 Ipn Must Hove ispe toficn Prefer child deveiopmei no« Referen,.et requested Cali Jone 1 Spta of 327 1687 4 3 SB Page 12 Thursday, April 4,1991 T H E D A ILY T E X A N •mm. s L ’> ^ : , 3 '*, r.* ^ r 0 P & jÉ jJP ¿S , w v ¡wii..~ » » ;* '** W «y » . ?€*"'& : - • pPr *» ■ » . -./" 1 ' ■ _ ^ " - > <• / *. 4^|JMr % :.:;í,,- . I^FlIgp **. *» •'.'*' . / b e st available copy Speedy learning has Arris swimming past competition Lew C oh n Daily Texan Staff W h ile at Texas, Katy Arris has switched events more times than Bo Jackson has declared hobbies. H o w ­ ever, the junior takes each new swim as a challenge to swim faster than ever before. Therefore, look for Arris to do ex­ tremely well in the U.S. Swim m ing Lon8 Course National Champion- ships, which began W ednesday in W n m ^ n V V O m e n Seattle. "I'v e been swimming competitively for 14 years and changing events has kept a renewed interest for me and has kept me from burning out," Arris said. "I'v e learned a lot from swimming all these years. Don't get caught up in when you're going to swim your fastest. It all comes down to believing in yourself. "Learning that lesson is really going to help me. I don't think swimming different events is that much of a hindrance." Arris has apparently learned well, having recording excellent times in every pool she has entered this year. At the N C A A s, she finished second to Janet Evans in the 500-yard freestyle with her best time ever. Her time in the 1,650-yard freestyle going into the SWC meet was the best of the year unshaved. Plus, she is still tough in the 200 freestyle as well as the 200 and 400 individual medley. At the N C A A s last year, the substitution of Arris into the 400-yard freestyle relay team for that crucial race, which was the deciding factor for the championship, showed that she had matured as a dependable s w im m e r who could thrive on pressure. " It obviously was a high-pressure situation," she said. "It was a great honor for me to be on that relay with some of our sprinters [junior Julie Cooper and seniors Dana Dutcher and Leigh Ann Fetter). Sw im ­ ming on that relay was more important to me than my individual races." At the 1990 G oodw ill Games, Arris established her­ self as a top middle-distance swimmer as well. Next year the mantle of leadership will fall on Arris' and Cooper's shoulders. W h ile Arris admits that the loss of seniors Dutcher and Fetter is tough, she isn't very worried about her upcoming role. " I think it is tough losing two great seniors," Arris said. "B u t I don't feel it's that great of a pressure to be team leader. This is not a group in which you need a strong leader. Everyone is considerate of each other, and everyone contributes to the team ." Texas junior Katy Arris heads toward the U.S. Swimming Long Course National Championships in Seattle. S u san C a m p U T SID LONORORfl NOTES f e i ï i i f « S S i M i S S l l l i S l Texas Relays records fall on first day of competition International capped a record-setting first day at the 64th Texas Relays with a record performance in the women's heptathlon. In all, during the nine events run Wednesday, four lexas Re- lavs records fell. letes failed to place in the top ten after the first day's competition. Monica Hayes, who earned the Lady Longhorns highest place of the day with a fifth-place showing in the 200-meter dash, ended the day ranked 11th and Telisa Young placed 13th overall. Matt Schulz. Daily Texan Staff kvm Carter of Oregon The heptathlon and the men's decathlon got the Relays under w a y as the men ran their first five events and the women com­ pleted four events. Carter ended the day as the women's overall leader thanks to a Re- lavs-record shot put throw of 48-10'A, and Sweden's Henrik Dagard leads the men's competition. The Texas men placed two men in the top five of the decathlon standings, as Keith Keller and Jason Patrick earned fourth and fifth places respectively. Keller earned second-place showings in two of the day's events, earning runner-up status in the long jump and high jump. For the Lady Longhorns, the day was slightly less successful as both Texas ath- Longhorn rackets upset by TCU The No. 17 Texas Christian Horned Frogs men staked their claim to the 1991 South­ west Conference crown W ednesday at Pen- ick-Allison by handing the No. Í1 Long­ horns a 6-3 dual-match loss in tennis. W ith the loss, Texas drops to 3-1 in con­ ference play and 10-6 overall. rC U im­ proves to 5-0, 11-5. Luis Rouette led the Horned Frogs in No. 1 singles. Ruette, who displayed poor sportsmanship, outlasted Hubert Karrasch in a marathon three-set match 2-6, 6-3, 6-2. After his match with Karrasch, Ruette chastised the net umpire, questioning his knowledge of the game. Ruette's less vocal teammates carried out their tasks in a more business-like manner, capturing five of six singles matches. In No. 2 singles, Tony Bujan defeated Mitch Michulka 6-4, 6-4. Ricardo Rubio also scored a straight set victory, defeating Dori­ an Loddenkemper 6-0, 6-4 in No. 4 singles. Michulka,returned along with Kirk Hay- garth to down Ruette and Bujan in straight- sets 7-6, 7-5 at No. 1 doubles. Another bright spot for the Longhorns was the No. 3 singles play of Scott Stewart. The senior netted a hard-fought three-set victory over T C U 's Mark Tjia 6-4, 2-6, 6-4. Jim Miller, Daily Texan Staff No. 17 Frogs upset UT women The T C U women's tennis team upset the No. 11 Lady Longhorns 5-4 in Fort W orth on Tuesday. The loss marks the first time in over three years that the women have lost to a team that was ranked below them. W ith the vic­ tory, T C U improves its conference mark to 5-0. Meanwhile, Texas falls to 5-1 and 16-3 overall. Wom en's coach Jeff Moore, while clearly disappointed with the result, offered a good news/bad news summation in the wake of his team's defeat. team will travel to Dallas for the Earl Stew ­ art Lady Mustang Roundup Friday through Sunday. "It's a tough one to lose because T C U is a conference opponent, but at the same time we are very likely to face them again in the conference said. "Then we can square our record with them and at the same time our team record would come out awash with regard to the national [N C A A Tornament] seedings." tournam ent," Moore Although acknowledging that T C U played a great match, No. 4 singles player Joanna Plautz seemed unfazed when speaking of the upset. "Su re it's disappointing, but it's just one of those things that happen when you are on top for so long,"said Plautz. "Team s tend to get up for us when we play them ." The women play S M U Thursday at 2 p.m. at the Penick-Allison Tennis Center. Jim Miller, Daily Texan StafK Slumping golfers head to Dallas The 14th-ranked Lady Longhorn golf The Lad y Longhorns dropped five spots after shooting a 664 (330- 334) at the Betsy Rawls Longhorn Classic in Austin during spring break. The team is in the midst of a slump that may cost them a trip to the N C A A Championships. Schools ranked in the Top 14 are auto­ matically invited to the tournament, and three at-large selections are made. The rankings are based on each team's score compared with an average score based on the courses difficulty rating. Texas is only 0.021 points from being ranked 15th. "It's very obvious w e're not playing as well as this team is capable of playing," coach Pat W eis said, "and they recognize it. It's simply a matter of each player con­ centrating a little harder and getting herself back to the type of golf that she is capable of playing. I think that they-are committed to do it." Sarah Hormday, Daily Texan Staff White Sox take a chance on Bo Associated Press S A R A S O T A , Fla. — Bo is back. He signed a one-year contract with the Chicago W h ite Sox W ednesday, and Jackson can't wait to return to Kansas City. The signing came l e s s than two weeks after he was released by the Royals, when it appeared a serious hip injury had jeopardized his dual careers in baseball and professional football. Now, there is renewed optimism that Jackson could be playing base­ ball this season. thought "Initially, we it was worse than it actually is from the media reports and such," W hite Sox orthopedist Dr. James Boscardin said. " W e believe there's a very good chance Bo can become a pro­ ductive member of the W hite Sox.' Jackson is not expected to play during the first half of the season and will be evaluated at the All-Star break. White Sox general manager Ron Schueler said a reasonable ex­ pectation is that Jackson will return in 1992. Although terms of the agreement were not immediately known, Jack­ son said money was not the only factor in his signing. He said one of the reasons he wanted to play for the White Sox was he would get a chance to play against the Royals. " I have no hard feelings," Jack­ son said, but "1 smelled a rat long before they released me. But when thev did release me, it allowed me to play with a w inner." Jackson said he was looking for­ ward to facing Ins old teammates because "th ey've got a new score­ board in left field, and I want to see how the lights work on it." At a news conference at the W hite Sox' spring training headquarters, the White Sox said they had options on 1992 and 1993 and also said there was nothing in the contract that would limit him from playing foot­ ball. Jackson has one season left un­ der his guaranteed contract with the Los Angeles Raiders. Jackson's agent, Richard Woods, said Jackson picked the W hite Sox "because they were willing to be pa­ tient with him. Their attitude is if they get him this year, that's OK, but if they get him down the road, that's O K too." Boscardin said the White Sox would not pressure Jackson to re­ turn quickly. "H e 'll be on the field when his hip is readv," the doctor said. It was not immediately known how Jackson would be paid if he did not play. But Schueler said the con­ tract represented "a shared risk for both parties." Woods said Jackson could have gotten more money, but that was not the deciding factor. " W e could have gotten a hell of a lot more money if we had shopped him around like a free agent type of thing," Woods said. 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For m ore in fo rm atio n call Leigh a t 471- 3166. T exas C rew w ill m eet at 8 p .m . T h u rsd a y in U n iv ersity T eaching C e n ­ ter 3.104'. UT S a ilin g C lu b w ill m eet at 7:30 p m. T h u rsd a y in P eter T Flaw n A ca­ dem ic C rn te r 21. In te rn a tio n a l B usiness A ssociation will m eet at 7 p .m . T h u rsd ay in G ra d ­ uate School of B usiness B uilding 2.126. A n to n io L opes of A d v an ced M icro D evices will speak on in te rn a ­ tional m a rk e tin g . U n iv ersity D em o crats w ill m eet at 7 p.m . T h u rsd a y in U niversity T each ­ ing C e n te r 1.124. F orm er Texas A t t o r ­ ney G eneral Jim M attox will speak. E n g in e e rin g M a n a g e m e n t S ociety will m eet tor C o m p an y M entor N ig h t at 7 p.m . T h u rs d a y in th e G ra d u a te School of B usiness Building 4.348. G o ld e n K ey N atio n al H o n o r S oci­ ety will m eet on T h u rsd ay a t 7 p.m . in the U niversity T eaching C e n te r 1.132. S tu d e n ts For the P reserv atio n of A m erican In d ian Songs will h av e a joint m e etin g w ith the N ativ e A m eri­ can S tu d e n ts O rg a n iz atio n on T hurs­ day at 7:30 p .m . at 2601 U niversity A venue. G ay /L esb ian S tu d e n ts ' A sso ciatio n in th e will m eet T h u rs d a y at 7:30 p .m U niversity Teaching C e n te r 1.130. T he S h ire o f th e Ivory T o w er w ill m eet S a tu rd a y a t 2 p .m . at th e so u th en d of P ease Park. Call 926-6930 for m ore in fo rm atio n . N atu ra l S ciences C ouncil w ill m e et in Robert A. S u n d ay a t 6:30 p.m . W elch H all 2.312. H isp a n ic B u sin ess S tu d e n ts A ssoci­ ation will m e et at 7 p .m . T h u rsd a y in the U n iv ersity T eaching C e n te r 4 122. LECTURES AND DISCUSSIONS™ T he O ffic e o f th e D ean of S tu d e n ts is sp o n so rin g a brow n bag lunch for s tu d e n ts 25 a n d o v er at n o o n F riday in the A d u lt S tu d e n t C e n te r at 24th an d S eton stree ts. K endra N elso from th e C areer C e n te r w ill sp e ak on "L ooking for S u m m er o r P art-T im e Jo b s." C e n te r For M id d le E astern S tu d ie s is sp o n so rin g a lecture by Elizabeth M eyers on "A m a rn a T om b Art: A S tudy in Political T heology" at 3:30 p .m . T h u rsd a y in th e S tu d e n t Services B uilding M id dle East R esource C e n te r (3.102). A rt D e p a rtm e n t's A nn Lacy C rain L ecture Series is sp o n so rin g a lecture by R ichard T rexler, p ro fesso r of h isto ­ ry at S U N Y -B ingham ton, on " D re ss­ ing a n d U n d re ssin g Im ages in C oloni­ al Latin A m erica" Friday at 3 p .m . in th e A rt B uilding 1.110. T he C e n te r fo r A sian S tu d ie s S o u th Asia S em in a r is sp o n so rin g a lecture by M ary K atzen stein , political science at C ornell U nivesity, on "G e ttin g W o m en 's Issu es O n to th e Political A g en d a in In d ia" T h u rsd ay at 3:30 p.m . in P eter T. Flaw n A cadem ic C e n ­ ter T in ker Library (405). A recep tio n will begin at 3 p .m . F u lb rig h t A sso ciatio n , F u lb rig h t S cholars' A ssociation an d th e In te rn a ­ tional O ffice a re sp o n so rin g a Ful­ bright F o ru m L ecture by P rofessor M ojeed A. O w o a d e , D e p a rtm e n t o f Public Law7, O bafem i A w olow o U n i­ versity, N ig eria, on "C onflict a n d C o m p ro m ise in the C rim inal Process: A C o m p arativ e C ase S tu d y of N ig e r­ ia" T h u rsd a y a t 3 p .m . T hursday in P eter T. F law n A cadem ic C e n te r D o- bie Room , fou rth floor. SHORT COURSES AND FILMS SU RE, S tu d e n ts U n ited For R ape E lim ination, is sp o n so rin g a self-d e­ fen se w o rk sh o p at 6 p .m . T h u rsd a y in R ecreation C e n te r 2.114. S u rvivors of sexual assau lt, w o m en of color and p eo p le w ith disabilities are p articu la r­ ly w elcom e The UT K endo A sso ciatio n is o ffe r­ ing b e g in n in g a n d ad v a n c e d train in g in k en d o , tin* art of Ja p an e se swords­ m an sh ip , trom 8 to 10 p.m . T h u rsd a y in R ecreation C e n te r 1.106 In d ia P rogressiv e A ction G ro u p will show a d o c u m e n ta ry on Islam a n d p rese n t a le ctu re by Dr. A busali on "A n Inform al P erso n al P erspective o n Islam Ih u rs d a y in th e Texas U nion B uilding A sian C u l­ tu re Room (4.224). at 7:30 p .m . T h e D e p a rtm e n t o f G eo lo g ical S ci­ ences is sp o n so rin g a technical sessio n w ith Dr. Jere L ipps of th e U niversity of C alifornia-B erkeley on " C o n s e ­ q u en c e of P late T ectonics an d Paleo- ce a n o g ra p h v " at 4 p .m . T h u rs d a y in the G eology B uilding 100. OTHER S ervices for S tu d e n ts w ith D is a b il­ ities n eed s v o lu n te e rs for the sp rin g sem ester. P rev io u s volu n teers an d n ew ap p lica n ts a re w elcom e. Call A n ­ nie E lderbroom a t 471-1201. T he B aptist S tu d e n t U nion w ill h av e a lunch a n d Bible stu d y from 11:50 a.m . to 12:50 p .m . T u esd ay s an d T h u rsd a y s in T exas U nion B uilding 4.108. T h e A m erican C h e m ic al Society S tu d e n t A ffiliates w ill sell d o u g h n u ts from 8 to 11 a.m . F riday in th e Robert A. W elch Hall breezew av . T h e S tu d y A b ro a d a n ­ n o u n c e s an in Paris. O p tio n s in c lu d e s tu d y an d in ­ te rn s h ip or just an in te rn sh ip . M any are a s to ch oose from . C o m e to th e S tu d y A broad O ffice for m o re in fo r­ m ation or call 471-1211. in te rn sh ip p ro g ra m office S tu d e n ts U n itin g N a tio n s w ill h av e a la n g u ag e exchange for s tu d e n ts to co n v e rse in foreign la n g u a g e s at 5 p .m . T h u rsd a y at Les A m is C afe, 504 W. 24th St. from The S tu d e n t H ea lth C e n te r is n o w ju n io r ac ce p tin g ap p lica tio n s an d se n io r s tu d e n ts w ith a s tro n g in ­ te re st in the h ealth p ro fe ssio n s w h o are in te re ste d in w o rk in g in th e u p p e r resp ira to ry clinic six to eig h t h o u rs a w eek d u rin g th e 1991 fall sem ester. Receive tw o h o u rs co u rse credit, p a s s/ fail, in kinesiology. For d etails, c o n ­ tact W a n d a H u b b ard , S tu d e n t H ealth C e n te r 347, 471-4955 ex ten sio n 212, T h e U n iv ersity B ridge C lu b w ill h old b e g in n in g b rid g e le sso n s at 6:30 p .m . T h u rs d a y in the Texas U nion Building Battle O ak s Room (2.400). T h e S tu d e n t H e a lth C e n te r is sp o n ­ so rin g a M e th o d s of C o n tra ce p tio n C lass tor m en a n d w o m en at 6 p m . T h u rsd a y in S tu d e n t H ealth C e n te r 448. Call 471-4158 to register. T h e H ea lth E d u c a tio n D e p a rtm e n t of th e S tu d e n t H ea lth C e n te r is offer­ ing a ch o lestero l re d u c tio n co u n se lin g w o rk sh o p o n T h u rs d a y a t 3:30. Call 471-6252 for m ore inform ation. S h a d o w la n d P layers p re se n ts Con­ fusions, a play by A lan A yckbourn, on T hursday a n d F riday at 8 p .m . in the E d ucation A n n ex u to p ia T h eatre (F:- 50). T h e M e a su re m e n t and E v alu atio n C e n te r will a d m in iste r the following tests for credit a n d p lacem ent on April 10. Russian ($38) at 4:30 p .m ., ( h iñ e se ($38), French ($38), G erm a n ($38), a n d S p an ish ($38) at 6:15 p.m. T he fees can be paid form 2 to 6 p.m . on the test d a y at th e Beauford H Jester C e n ­ ter ticket office. For m o re inform ation call 471-3032. T he H em a n S w e att S y m p o siu m will s p o n s o r a lecture by William C. H am ilton, C E O of A n n e tte 2 C o sm e- tiques, at 3:30 p.m . T h u rs d a y in U n i­ versity T ea ch in g C e n te r 2.112A. Free reception a n d buffet at 5 p.m. in the College of B usiness A dm inistration 1 fall oí 1 lonors. S tu d e n t V o lu n te e r S ervices n e e d s volunteers for the following: ■ To w o rk o n e -o n -o n e w ith an adu lt with cerebral palsy. M u st h av e a reli­ able car or be familiar w ith transit sys­ tem. ■ To gain valuable job experien ce w ith local g o v e r n m e n t d e p a r tm e n t s . O p p o rtu n itie s are available the fields ot b u siness, public relations, criminal resources, c o m p u te r p ro g ra m m in g a n d m a n y others. For m o re inform ation on volu n te erin g call 471-3065. justice, h u m a n in is T h e U n iv e rsity C ouncil C o m m ittee on M ulticultural Education will hold public m e e tin g s M o n d a y th ro u g h T h u rs d a y from 4 to 6 p .m . in the Aca­ demic R oom of th e Main Building (212). The p u r p o s e of th e meetings is to hear from m e m b e r s of the UT co m ­ munity w h o w ish to s p e ak on the is­ sue of m ulticultural education. The c o n s i d e r i n g w h a t c o m m i t t e e changes, if any, s h o u ld be m a d e in the UT c urriculum to reflect tod a y 's pluralistic society. P eo ple w ish in g to ap p e a r before the co m m ittee are re­ quested to register at least 24 h o u r s b eforeh and. S ign -u p sh e e ts will be posted outside Jesse H. Jones C o m ­ m unication C e nte r 7.214 from 8 a.m . to 5 p m. Signed, w ritten s ta te m e n ts are en c o u rag ed an d it is not nec essary to speak in o rd e r to subm it a sta te ­ m ent. P ro c edu res for participating in the m e etin g s will be available o u tsid e CM A 7.214, or m ay be req u e sted by p h o n e at 471-1996. T he C o m m u n ic a tio n s C ouncil of the C ollege of C om m u n icatio n is s p o n so rin g C o m m u n icatio n s W eek from April 1 to A pril 4. T here will be a free lunch a n d p anel discu ssio n on TV n e w s vs. radio n e w s in the Jesse H. Jones C o m m u n ic atio n C e n te r co u rt­ yard at 12:30 p .m . T hursday. d o n ’t let A y o u r c o m p e titio n w a lk all o v er y o u . advertise in th e daily te x a n FRotfT MARICAWHB) A r m p u M N é in H ei- \ X u c i I f t T T b ’s c k R r u m THE FUSCO BROTHERS by J.C. D uffy O jE IL j0\)E K/fJD STOPS fl DOOf? 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( , /1 fC ¿uciV' -W py/ HA Vi HU GR&4 ' xlA* £ 4 0 *4 *5 , t>u>€ ( pw'VxCA , fW i€ "A J they won't mix. Parker Symposium Budget Continued from page 1 Continued from page 1 Continued from page 1 Page 14 Thursday, April 4,1991 T h r D a i l y T e x a n Debate Continued from page 1 A sian -A m ericans — do w ell in law schools w ith o u t the b enefit of m e m ­ b ers of th e ir racial g ro u p in law' fac­ ulties. C y n th ia E stlu n d , a ssista n t p ro fe s­ sor, said the fact that som e g ro u p s succeed w ith o u t role m odels d o es n o t m ean that th ere is no v alue in h a v in g role m odels. Jordan S teiker, assista n t p ro fes­ sor, a rg u e d that diversity is a valid issu e that does n o t — as it is o ften perceived — rep re se n t a d e p a rtu re from m erit. "T h e re is no such th in g as ab stract m e rit," he said , n o tin g that w h ite m ales like him self benefit from th ro u g h o u t teachers w h o g ran t them m ore c re d ­ it for h a v in g so m e th in g w o rth w h ile to say. th eir schooling M aurice S harlot, associate d e a n of law , said s tu d e n ts sh o u ld c o n sid er th a t the School of Law h as been i lin o rity c a n d id a te s w o rk in g tc in crease the diversity of its faculty ior y ears. D esp ite a sm all for pool of teach in g p o sitio n s, h e said 43 p e r­ cent of th e offers m a d e in th e last 12 years wen* to m in o rities, w ith 38 p ercen t of h o se bein g accep ted . 1 he debt te o v er d iv e rsity becam e ugly in reo nt w eeks w ith the d istri­ b u tio n in h e law school of notice that p a ro d ie d th e C oalition for a D i­ versified Law School, calling it a co­ alition law school. " p e rv e rsifie d " fot a M em ber , of th e coalition said the p a ro d y b o th e re d them b ec a u se of its a n o n y m ity , a n d e n c o u ra g e d its a u ­ th o r or au h o rs to join in o p en d e ­ bate. Io n y B irru e ta , a th ird -y e a r law s tu d e n t w h o m o d e ra te d W e d n e s­ d a y 's forum , said he felt th e g ro u p h a d ach iev ed a fairly h igh -lev el d e ­ bate. "P eo ale e x p re sse d th em se lv e s v ery e lo q u e n tly ," he said. As th e d e b a te w o u n d d o w n , S u ­ san Stegal . p re s id e n t of the Texas Journal of Women and the Law, w h ich beg an p u b lish in g th is y ear, said the d e b a te w as a ste p in th e rig h t d ire c ­ tion as A nd filed o u t, s tu d e n ts S te p h a n ie V assallo, a th ird -y e a r law s tu d e n t, said the ev en t w o u ld help to k e e p issu es of d iv ersity a n d jus­ tice in p e o p le 's m in d s. T he coalition is also reco g n izin g th at th e law school h as m a d e p ro g ­ ress by tra n sfo rm in g its a n n u a l boy­ cott of classes in to a rally. T he rally is p la n n e d for T h u rsd a y law school th e in at 11:30 a .m . b reezew ay . O n e m em b er, S h au n a G arlin g to n , said th e faculty h irin g co m m ittee has m ad e "g re a t strid e s" by hiring th e first H isp an ic law p ro fesso r in th e h istory of th e UT School of Law . T he o rg a n iz a tio n w ill still h old a p ro test, since th e g ro u p savs no h ir­ ing offers w e re e x te n d e d to A frican- A m erican c a n d id a te s a n d o n ly o n e c a n d id a te s of received an offer. se v e ra l m in o rity m o n th ran a sta te w id e incom e tax p ro p o sal u p th e flag pole a n d is still w aitin g for a law 'm aker to take it d o w n a n d ru n w ith it, in d icated af­ te r th e d eb a te th a t he m ay h av e fo u n d his m an. P a rk e r's p lan , if a p ­ p ro v ed , w o u ld e n c o u ra g e se rio u s d isc u ssio n of his perso n al incom e tax o p tio n , he said. He a d d e d th a t T exas' av era g e lo­ cal p ro p e rty tax rate has risen at a faster rate th an th at of any o th e r state in th e c o u n try since 1*982 an d th at the s ta te 's reliance on sales tax­ es h as ju m p e d . W hile Bullock rem ain e d in s u p ­ port of P a rk er's bill, he did con cede th at so m e a rg u m e n ts b ro u g h t u p d u rin g W e d n e sd a y 's d e b a te — th e d isc o u ra g e m e n t of in v e stm e n ts a n d th e decline of b o n d sales — w a r­ ranted fu rth e r close in v estig atio n . re la tin g th o se to 1 n a m e ly b u s in e s s from H a rv a rd U niversity. a d m in is tra tio n d e g re e W eaver said sh e could n o t u se h e r en erg y a n d d riv e in th e co rp o rate w orld a n d w as look ed u p o n as a "co g in th e w h e e l." A fter leaving h e r job, sh e e n te re d jobs in direct sales a n d real estate w h ile living in A tlan ta. T h e n , after a d e a th in the fam ily, sh e w e n t to D u rh am to take o v e r th e fam ily d ry - cleaning b u sin e ss. W eaver said in o w n in g o n e 's b u sin e ss, o n e h as "co n tro l o v e r o n e 's tim e, th o u g h ts an d o n e 's o w n p u rs u it." "T he nex t b a ttle g ro u n d this c o u n try will be econom ical a n d tech n o lo g ical" a n d blacks m u st n o t be left b e h in d , sh e said. in The S w eatt sy m p o siu m will c o n ­ tin u e T h u rsd a y w ith a p an e l d isc u s­ sion o n co rp o ra te ex p erien ces a n d e n tre p re n e u rs h ip o p p o rtu n itie s . Saving Texans More ince 1905! Lb. Boneless Chuck Roast U.S.D.A. Choice Steakhouse Beef, Limit-2, Please Additionals At $1.69 Lb. Russet Potatoes U.S. #1, L o w In S o d iu m . Great Baked. Mashed O r Fiench Fried! For Minute Maid Chilled Orange Juice 64-Ounce Carton, Regular, Country Style, Pulp Free O r With Calcium v JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE . NO PRESERVATIVES OR SUGAR ADDED . 6 4 EL QZ ( .G AL )189 ItefS ''"VA '■ I 1 Carrots 1-Pound. Excellent Source O f Vitamin A. Nutritious S n u 'k Anytime! gfFftllNTRV CftJNTRY Prices Good Wednesday, April 3 Thru Tuesday, April 9, 1991 At Austin, Bastrop, B urnet, C e d a r Park, G eorgetow n , K ingsland, L o ck h a rt, M arble Falls, Pflugerville, Round R ock, Taylor • l imit Rights Reserved • Please » *r Recycle services, b u t th e real im p act com es w h e n w e It talk a b o u t w o u ld be d isa stro u s for th e in stitu ­ tio n. W e w o u ld im m ed iately have to lay off faculty m e m b e rs," C u n ­ n in g h a m said. faculty. "W h a t w e 're try in g to sh o w you is th a t y o u 're lo okin g a t a p p ro p ria ­ tio n s th a t a r e n 't ex p en se s, b u t in ­ v e s tm e n ts ," UT S ystem C h ancellor H a n s M ark told se n a to rs in a special h e a rin g o n h ig h er ed u c atio n . T he w ish list p re p a re d by the B oard of R eg en ts for its 14-school sy stem will cost an e stim a te d $2.6 billion o ver th e nex t tw o years. C u r­ ren tly , th e L egislature is facing a $4.6 billion deficit for th e u p co m in g b ie n n iu m . T h e re g e n ts' b u d g e t re q u ests are m a d e in d e p e n d e n tly of projected sta te re v e n u e a n d historically differ from th e final b u d g e t allocated by th e L egislature. H o w ev er, M ark said h e is confi­ d e n t th a t legislators w ill s u p p o rt th e re q u e sts m ad e a n d find th e m o n ey , " o n e w ay or a n o th e r ." In o rd e r to m a in ta in a "first-class in s titu tio n ," M ark said , faculty sala­ ries m u st rem a in co m p etitiv e a n d n ew p o sitio n s n e ed to be a d d e d , p o in tin g o u t th a t e n ro llm e n t h as sub stan tially in c re ase d in th e p a st few y ears w ith n o p ro p o rtio n a te in ­ crease in faculty p o sitio n s. In a d d itio n , th e U n iv ersity w o u ld be " o u t of th e m a rk e t for several y e ars in term s of h irin g . A n d in th e fu tu re , w e w o u ld n o t be co m p e ti­ tive in term s of o u r ability to d o re ­ search or teach sc h o o l," h e said. c h a irm a n S en. In re sp o n se to a re q u e st m a d e by co m m ittee John M o n tfo rd , D -L ubbock, M ark o u t­ lin ed im p a c t of re­ d u c e d fu n d in g for th e e n tire UT S ystem on four d iffe re n t levels. th e p o te n tia l T he level 4 b u d g e t, w h ich in ­ c lu d e s a 10 p e rc e n t faculty salary in ­ crease, is co m p iled th ro u g h a for­ m u la set by th e H ig h e r E d u catio n C o o rd in a tin g B oard. T he level 3 b u d g e t sim p ly k ee p s u p w ith in flation, w h ile th e level 2 plan m akes n o c h a n g e s in th e c u r­ re n t sp e n d in g level. U n d e r th e level 1 b u d g e t, w hich is sim ilar to th e th e S ystem im p act, H o u se b ill's w o u ld be o p e ra tin g at 10 p e rc e n t b e ­ low its c u rre n t b u d g e t. Alleged rape at Kennedy home denied Associated Press PALM BEACH, Fla. — Sen. E d­ w a rd K e n n e d y 's n e p h e w , W illiam K en n ed y S m ith, is listed in a police d o c u m e n t as a su s p e c t in a n alleged ra p e at th e fam ily 's c o m p o u n d , a n e w s p a p e r re p o rte d T h u rsd a y . The Palm Beach Post, q u o tin g a so u rce it d id n o t id en tify , said police p lan to in clu d e a p ic tu re of S m ith in a p h o to lin e u p th e y w a n t to sh o w th e w o m an . S m ith, 30, w a s w ith Sen. K e n n e­ d y a n d K e n n e d y 's 24-year-old so n , Patrick K e n n e d y , at A u Bar, a p o p u ­ lar Palm Beach club, th e n ig h t of th e alleged rape. Police C h ief Jo se p h T erlizzese said a 30-year-old w o m a n w e n t to th e K en n ed y e sta te afte r e n c o u n te r­ ing th e th re e at th e club. T he w o m an re p o rte d m ee tin g th e K en n ed y g ro u p late F riday o r early S a tu rd a y , th e n g o in g to th e e sta te "fo r a co u p le of co ck tails," T er­ lizzese said. S m ith , a s tu d e n t a t G e o rg e to w n U niversity M edical School a n d th e so n of Sen. K e n n e d y 's o ld e r sister, Jean K en n ed y S m ith , a n d th e late S te p h e n S m ith , a N ew Y ork b u si­ n e ssm a n , d e n ie d in v o lv e m e n t, as d id his un cle a n d c o u sin earlier. "A n y su g g estio n th a t I w as in ­ volved in an y o ffen se is e rro n e o u s ," S m ith late said W e d n e sd a y . sta te m e n t in a "T h e n e w s re p o rts circu latin g ab o u t e v e n ts last w e e k e n d at th e K en n ed y fam ily resid e n c e in Palm Beach, Fla., are in a c c u ra te a n d h a v e u n fairly e m b a rra sse d m y uncle, Sen. Ted K e n n e d y , a n d m y co u sin , Patrick K e n n e d y ," S m ith said. "I m ake this s ta te m e n t in th e h o p e s th a t it will h e lp stem th e tid e of u n w a rra n te d s u s p ic io n s ." The Palm Beach Post said a police d o c u m e n t lists S m ith as a su sp e c t. Sen. K en n ed y , 59, sp o k e briefly w ith re p o rte rs W e d n e sd a y in Bos­ ton, u rg in g calm . "All th e m e m b e rs of th e K en n e d y fam ily are o b v io u sly d istre sse d by th e re p o rts th a t h a v e com e o u t of Florida o ver a p e rio d of th e p a st few d a y s ," he said. "I th in k all of u s are h o p eful th at all of th e p a rtie s will be tre a ted fairly a n d th e re will be a full a n d co m p lete in v e stig a tio n ." Palm Beach, a g en te el, w e ll-m a n i­ cu red resort to w n , took on a circus a tm o sp h e re as re p o rte rs q u a rre le d w ith police, o ffered m o n e y for in te r­ view s a n d e v e n q u e stio n e d each o th er. "In this d a y a n d age, n o th in g said police d o es su rp rise m e ," sp o k e sm an C raig G u n k e l. " I'm su re careers a n d p ro m o tio n s revolve a ro u n d this so rt of s to ry ." A gnes A sh, p u b lis h e r of The Palm Beach Daily News, w h ich specializes in society n e w s , said th e re p o rte d rap e has trig g ered th e biggest local m edia b o nfire in years. A sh held u p a stack of te le p h o n e m essag es. RIDING THE RODEO CIRCUIT Clowning around is serious business for Austinite Leon Coffee P. 12 Magazine Supplement To The Daily Texan April 4,1991 2 IMAGES April 4, 1991 ■ M M H B H H n i ■ L I V 6 JSrv , po ts c S * * V I D E O B A B I n o w O PEN THE COUNTRY u ii Thuf» A G O N Y C O LU M N R o ckb uste rs Ffi. D A R D E N S M IT H David Garza and The Love B eads Sal. C V n n c x on rVie Avenue AuTHosmc Sze c h u a n & H u n a n * * ■ f ¿ 4 * * . » K * 4 . . * . * . . Page 16 L O S T H I G H W A Y What might you find on the Lost Highway? It’s more than a forum for your letters and opinions — it’s a kind of reliquary, a typeset haven for the flotsam and jetsam that give meaning to our harried, fragmented liv es. Anything and everything may turn up here: News clippings, mini­ tirades, wry observations, recondite koans, pleas to St. Jude. Sometimes we'll write them. Sometimes you'll write them. Address all correspond­ ence — letters, essays, memos, pipe bombs, homemade no-bake cookies — to: Lost Highway, c/o Images, P.O. Box I), Austin, T X 78713. F E A T U R E PR ESEN T A T IO N I am embarrassed for Daniel Con­ treras and Derek Robert for the articles that were published under their names in Images. I ’m still not quite sure whether they were meant as satire of pseudo-intellectualism in lesbian and gay political circles or whether they are examples of the kind of pseudo­ intellectual thought that replaces care­ ful thought in the gay community. I am embarrassed for them, but 1 am an­ gry' that Images would run these arti­ cles as a feature. There are crazy ideas with which I do not agree that are appropriately run as features. An article by Louis Farra- khan or the Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan represents the thought of a movement, whether or not I agree w ith it. The articles by Contreras and Rob­ ert, however, belong with other opin­ ions and editorials. They represent no movement but the writers themselves. To discuss the specific issues raised in the articles would be to dignify them beyond what they deserve. Although neither homogeneous nor neatly packaged, there is lesbian and gay intellectual thought, even here at UT. If Images were to present some ideas of thoughtful lesbian women and gay men who represent parts of our diverse community, your magazine could help raise the level of discourse around important issues such as com­ munity, diversity, freedom and jus­ tice. By presenting less than thought­ ful ideas regarding sexuality, Images has not helped facilitate the discus­ sion. Your readers deserve more careful editing and more appropriate choices as to what constitutes a "feature. V A L E IM A G E S ’ Let me weep a public tear or two at the demise of Images. 1 wrote the cov­ er story for the second Images e\er back in the spring ot 1975. My first boss, entertainment editor Chico Cole­ man, wrote the first about the movie Nashville. My piece was about a show of cubist art at the HRC. As one w ith an everlasting devotion for The Texan I v iew the present trou­ bles there with sadness but with no surprise. How aberrantly self-indul­ gent do you Texan people think you can get before everyone (students, staff, faculty, townspeople) becomes fed up w ith your productions? 1 happen to believe that journalism is the first refuge of the self-indulgent, and amen to that. But if you want your stuff to sell, you have to match your self-indulgent tendencies with those of your readers. Though I have carefully, even yearningly, searched Image> in recent times for something of interest to me, I have been repulsed by its eso­ teric ravings. Alas and goodbye. Let’s just hope The Texan itself survives. Hard as it might be to swallow, you need your readers, and they don't need you. — Ian Thomas W ED D ED PO ET To Be Mamed Against the Law 1 bet you won't believe me when 1 tell you this is America the America of the 1990s not a century or three before ves, right now in the America of the 1990s" when I’m in love when I have someone who loves me and we're both in love w ith each other Then to-day, one remarkably fine day we both think and hope it will be this way as we go to be married to join together in love but to our sad souls and to our great disappointment in the state of mankind's laws we are turned back turned away: to be married is against the law. When our laws have no reason, we ourselves have no reason — Destín Ray Smith if I can see my mother She'" been dead since I crawled from the egg sack behind a refrigerator at a South Austin food establishment. She fell victim to yet another hairless ape who put out poison to destroy us. For close to 300 million years our kind have eked out a living amidst the dung heaps left by larger associations of flesh and fluid. Only in the last 200 years have your kind attempted to systematically delete us from the face ot the planet — not that 1 mind. I have an opposable thumb, in­ creased cerebral mass, as well as human size as a consequence of the mutagenic effects of University pesti­ cide. Truthfully. I shouldn't have got­ ten into the computer lab at EDB. but I retain the ability to become as thin as a notecard — a convenient means of get­ ting around (or rather under) locked doors to do my writing. I was a member of the species Na­ tella. a common-enough, coffee-col­ ored arthropod, feared, loathed, and stepped on by most of your primate kind, but now I’ve hybridized with a hairless-ape undergraduate. Our com­ bined genomic resources make me far more than just another paltry roach un­ der foot. I am the next stage in the phylogenetic evolution of you fetid­ sex-obsessed, paternally smelling, repressed primates. I am writing this letter as a warning to all UT students, and eventually (once our numbers are great enough) all the world — don’t kill roaches any­ where, at any time, under any circum­ stances. There is someone to enforce this rule. I’m watching you. Late at night when you come back from your girl­ friend's house and you see one of my brothers scurrying across the sidewalk, think twice before splaying out the magnificent 300-mi II ion-year-old chemical machinery on the concrete. 1 might be in a shrubbery around the corner. Those who trespass or forsake my request w ill suffer the wrath of Roach- man. It is a simple rule, and I do not foresee any problems with compr- ance. Thank you for taking the time to read this note. 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Subscriptions to The Dails Texan are available by calling (512) 471-5422 On behalf ot everybody down here at the basement, we d like to thank you oh-so-very-much lor faithfully picking up this here magazine every week from one ot the tine local establish­ ments "that carried us. If anyone has any leads as to some jobs we might be good at (hamburger flipping, lawn mowing, safe sex) now that we have all this tree time on our hands, please give us a call. Good night and God bless us every one. By Larry Rowe E] ost authors of El Salvador's history of repression begin the year with 1932. when the soldiers of General Maximiliano Her­ nández Martínez smashed a peasant uprising by killing up to 30,000 of them. It symbolizes the start of a continuing nightmare of death squads, right-wing economic policy and military terror, in which the United States has been com­ plied through military aid and counterin­ surgency training. For the past 11 years of civil war be­ tween the Salvadoran military and the of the Farabundo armed opposition Marti National Liberation Front, U.S. weapons have been pouring into the country. About 75,(XX) people have been killed, many of them death-squad victims and peasants deliberately wiped out by the military for living in rebel territory. This January. President Bush decided to free $42.5 million in frozen military aid to the right-wing ARENA govern­ ment, restoring the amount to $85 mil­ lion. Less than a month after Bush's an­ nouncement, the military was accused of burning the offices and presses of the only opposition newspaper and massacr­ ing 15 peasants outside the capital ol San Salvador. Another month later, the March 10 elections passed with ARENA emerging victorious but losing its majority in the National Assembly. With so much U.S. public money at stake, the image of the ARENA government as democratic, and of the March election as fair, is crucial for the Bush administration. M att Cook and Erin Rogers, both UT Plan II students, visited El Salvador during the March to 10 elections work with the pop­ ular movement in San Salvador and to study the Salva­ doran government's version of democra­ cy. They found that in this version, vot­ ing nearly equals stating your opinion publicly — if the officials let you vote, that is, and if your candidate hasn't al­ ready been shot by the U.S.-employed military. Cook arrived in San Salvador on March 8 with a delegation of five people hosted by the Federation of Independent Associations and Unions of El Salvador. Rogers arrived on March 6 with six other women in the International Wom­ en’s Day delegation. Delegations such as these, which travel regularly to the country, lend protection for Salvadorans who work in the embattled popular movement. Cook said his memory of the first few days there is a blur, but he does recall a feeling of constant oppression, of al­ ways looking over his shoulder. “ When we traveled, we would have to travel quickly and we’d always have to worry about the government setting up people to follow us, because if we were followed to the place where we stayed, then more likely than not, the place would be broken into and our lug­ gage would be ransacked to figure out why we were in the country. “ When you’re in a restaurant, you don’t talk about being hosted by this un­ ion, because there could be someone at the table next to you who may be a big supporter of AREN A, who will call up the government and say, ‘Look, we've got some gringos here with some leftist union.’ “ And they’re not going to necessarily hurt you, because we’re North Ameri­ cans,” Rogers added, “ but they will hurt the Salvadorans that you’re with, who are sponsoring you, after you leave. ■ ■ ■ “Almost every person that I met had a story of being captured and tortured. Everybody. The guy who accompanied us to all of our election sites was a Sal­ vadoran who had been working in the popular movement for about IS years. He had been captured in February of 'VO and he had been accused of panic ipat ion in the February offensive by the FMLN. even thoueh he .s not a member of the FMLN. “Right after they captured him. they drove around for a day. just beating him in the car. And then they took him to the prison and tortured him more and told him that if he didn 't admit to being in the FMLN and participating in the of­ fensive, they were going to kill his fami­ ly, kill his children. "He finally got to meet with the Red Cross, but they set it up in this room with two-way mirrors, videos and mi­ crophones, so that if he said anything they were going to kill him. They would put him in water and give him electric shocks, so Finally he just said, OK, I will admit I was in the FMLN. And they made him give a press conference say­ ing that he was in the FMLN. and they Finally let him go after 19 days. They said, if we ever catch you working in the popular movement again, we re going to kill you. But the next day. he was back at work." mmm The conservative Salvadoran newspa­ per, Diario de Hoy, tended to harass delegation members with publicity. “ Their whole tactic is to discredit you in the major media,” said Rogers. “ They'll take a picture and print some­ thing about you that says you are illegal­ ly there or you are a leftist terrorist guer­ rilla, or you're supporting them or you're with them, so that if something does happen to you, you're already dis­ credited. “ 1 was on the front page of the news­ paper with other people of my delega­ tion, and the caption underneath our pic­ ture read: North Americans who proclaim themselves in solidarity with the workers, were illegally at the strike, will have to face immigration and will have to go through this legal bureaucra­ cy to get out of the country.” “Residents and foreign election ob­ servers here in (rebel-controlled munici­ palityJ Chalatenango said the army appeared to be trying to discourage vot­ ing this time. They said government forces shelled the outskirts of San Jose las Flores before dawn Sunday and threatened to bum the home of anyone (Far left) Soldiers and ARENA party members survey the crowds and wait to vote in Cuscatancingo. (Left) Carlos Luna, left, a member of AGEMHA’s Directive Council, spends fhe night in a safe house to escape government capture. in nearby Guarjila who went to the polls. " ... The government made no effort to set up polling stations here or in IS other rebel-controlled municipalities across the country. and was forced to withdraw ballot boxes from at least five contested tow ns. Voters had to trek else­ where to cast ballots. — Los Angeles Times, March I I . 1991 There were human errors and techni­ cal failings, but never bad faith on our part, and less an electoral fraud," the Salvadoran electoral council chairman, Jaime Romero Ventura, told The New York Times on March 23. " It only re­ mains to congratulate the Salvadoran people, the great winner of these elec­ tions.” * * V • i . ne elections i o o k place on Sunday, 1 March 10. On Feb. 21, a candi­ date of the left-of- center Democratic Nationalist Union (U D N ) was assas­ sinated in death-squad lashion. And shortly before the election, a Conver­ gencia candidate was shot twice in the face. She survived but dropped out of the race. Rogers visited eight villages in the province of La Libertad and saw so much institutionalized electoral traud by A R EN A officials against the left-of-cen- ter parties (the main one being the Dem­ ocratic Convergence) that she must refer to pages of notes to keep track. She gave the follow ing testimony of her observa­ tions: ■ "The first place we went was Santa Teda, and they had left the Convergen­ cia off the ballot. Those polls didn't open until 10 a.m., so we went on to Colon. "One of the reasons that Santa lecla has a lot of Convergencia (Democratic Convergence] support was that about 350,000 people live there, and a lot of them are displaced people, who have been displaced by the war and the earth­ quake and who have now moved to San- s „ , i ¡ t \ in n H n f k n o w n that *- l a ............ — displaced people or people from the countryside are more in support of the opposition than urban dwellers. i c e i a . m i v i >* ^ ...... - ............ - ■ “ In Colon, |the voting site! wav a huge complex of buildings, and it was very confusing because people have to find their name on a list, and there s two or three lists posted at each table. So you have to find the right table, find your name on the list, and a lot of peo­ ple have more than one last name. St) thev don't know which last name to go to. A lot of people can t even read. “ The lists weren't even in alphabeti­ cal order. It was just kind of random. At other places, it was more alphabetically ordered. “ When we got there, people started coming up to us and saying. 1 have my Carnet, which is my voting card, but my Rogers said. name s not on the list, “ I can't find my name anywhere. Just person after person after person was coming up and telling us this. We later found out that like 20 percent of the vot­ ers who have Carnets were not allowed to vote because they had just accidental­ ly been left off the list, and that's like 100,000 voters. And that's just people who have their Carnets." Rogers explained that to get a Carnet was a major hassle: A voter had to go to a government agency and register with an ID card to get a blue slip of paper, and only during certain months. Then from August to the voting date, you could take the blue slip hack to the agen­ cy to get the Carnet. "B u t in El Salvador, the government basically has to be bribed to do any­ thing So most people had to go three, tour, five times to get their blue slip, and a large amount of people were not given their Carnets." The day before the elections, the gov­ ernment a meed to allow voting by blue slip, but most people without radios and televisions did not find out and therefore did not vote. “ Also, voting sites were changed at the hot minute, so people would go to one place and not find their name on the list and be told. Oh. you're supposed to vote over here.' At Puerto Libertad, we met a woman who had traveled all the way from San Salvador, which is 45 minutes by bus. because she was told that her voting place was Puerto Liber­ tad. But her name wasn't there either. So it was just this huge, massive confu­ sion of bureaucracy. in “ At Colon, a ÚDN candidate and a Convergencia candidate both told us that the night before, the cavalry , which is a branch of the military , had gone around the village trucks with loudspeakers, saying, ‘Don't vote for the Convergencia. They're terrorist, * nr: these communist dictators, vote iui mvc- N A .’ And the next day at the site, all of the entrances to the polling places were guarded by military. So of course, there's a great intimidation of the peo­ ple, thinking that the military is going to get you if you don't vote for AR EN A . i*.. «• “ At each table, where you go get a ballot, there are vigilantes from each partv* who have on their party shirts, guarding the table so that no traud can occur • ■ ■ "But what actualIs happens is that the voting boxes are just these wooden squares with three sides. ><) that when yov put your ballot in. people can be standing right behind you and see who you're voting tor Often. ARENA peo­ ple would be standing, looking over \our shoulder, checking out who you voted for. "At a couple ol places, people were up on the roots ¡(Hiking dow n to see w ho \ou \oted for. so it w as by no means a secret ballot " The ballots are an eight-by 11 piece of paper, and they have the six different party symbols or flags You just get a cra\on and *.Y the party that you want to vote for. one tor mayor and one lor National Assembly So it s pretty visu­ ally obvious \ I. mmm 1 *. I\nk Minnosed to be , 1 U>v,v ••«■ - — j one vigilante from each party at each table, si) that a bunch of A R EN A people can't gang up on one person. But that was constantly violated everywhere we went by \REN.A. because AREN A had turned out masses of people to be vigi­ lantes at each s i t e , whereas the smaller parties couldn t do that A lot of times people from the opposition parties were too scared tv) put on their opposition col- c o n t i n u e d o n 8 8 IMAGES A p n i4 , 1991 SHOWTIME TICKETS Front Floor & Arena Seating New Test, New Scores, New Materials Same great results. Courses begin May 4th 474-8378 T H E ____ PRINCETON R E V IE W We Score More! Iced Tea • Tossed Salad • Fresh Fruit Salad Enchiladas Con Queso • Spanish Rice • Beans Flomemade Tamales • Chili Chips ■Hot Sauce * Com or Flour Tortillas 1702 Lavaca * 477-7689 Enchilada Bar M a s te r t , i r J • \ isa • P u ls t Ameru an Express Bring Your Craving. Whatever Time of Day. c o n t i n u e d f r o m 7 di's and go out and expose themselves. “ A couple ol da\s before the elec­ tions we heard one ot the Convergencia candidates being shot. We didn't know what it was. but the next day in the pa­ per. we found out that Convergencia candidates and supporters were fliering and this car full of A R E N A people drove by — the vice president of the country was in the car — and the vice president was the first to pull out his pistol and aim it at the Convergencia woman. Nobody’s sure who shot her. but he was definitely there. “ Delegates to the national assembly have legal impunity, and so do the presi­ dent and vice president. They can shoot someone right in front of the police, and nothing will happen to them. “ The woman was shot twice in the ace. but she lived and she had to drop out of the race, obviously. She lost one eye. "W e saw a woman at Colon who said that she had gone to 25 places to get her Carnet and her name wasn't on the list. ... A lot of people didn’t want to answer our questions or give opinions because they were too seared, but she said. “All 1 know is I tried to carry out my duty and couldn’t.’ ■ "The next place we went was Arce. There was a huge line of people waiting to get in the voting place, but a lot of them were being turned away. They were saying I they had] to come back at p.m. because of their blue slips. And after you’ve already traveled in from the countryside and waited in line for three hours, you’re not going to wait around until I p.m. and wait for another three hours. You're just going to leave. “ At this site, 1 saw an old man trying to vote. He was putting his ballot in the box, and an A R E N A vigilante grabbed the ballot out of his hand and started yelling at him, until one of the Conver­ gencia vigilantes came up and said, “You can’t do that, it’s illegal “ It was just out of control, because there were Organization of American States people who were supposed to be observing and monitoring, but usually they just came into the sites for about half an hour and left, so there was no one that was really officially in charge. ■ "In the next place, A R E N A was bringing in trucks full of people from the countryside to vote. This is where some A R EN A people were up on the roof looking down. At one point, there was an A R EN A woman up there with her kids, and her kids would yell out who the people were voting for. It was really ridiculous. ■ "The next place was Quet/al- tepeque. There, they said that A R E N A people had been going around in trucks passing out propaganda the night before, which is illegal because the campaign period was over. The voting place was right across the street from the National Guard headquarters. Earlier in the morn­ ing, A R EN A vigilantes (in the voting place] were threatening that they had arms. People kicked them out, and found that they were armed. ■ “ The next place we went was Neja- pa. This was near an EM LN control arpa anrt thp npMlw were really militant and mad because of the fraud. People who were sitting at the tables administering the voting process had been saying, ‘Here’s your ballot, give me your Carnet, this is what you do, vote for A R E N A .' “ And so people were just incredulous that this could go on and they were very, very mad and told us over and over, ‘You better do something.' ■ “The last place we went was Puerto Libertad, which was on the beach. And The military really is the key to everything. A R EN A wouldn't have any bite if it didn't have the military. Matt Cook they had had a few incidents in the morning, a few irregularities. The A R E ­ NA people had their A R E N A shirts on with big X 's. which was how people were supposed to mark it on their bal­ lots. They tried to come into the voting site and a woman who told them that they couldn't come in was shoved to the ground and they just marched on in. This was also right across the street from the National Guard office. “ The polling places were supposed to open at 7 a.m., but most of the ones we went to opened late. They were sup­ posed to close at 5 p.m., but a lot of them closed at 4:30 or earlier. c ook said he saw similar fraud at the C u s c a t a n c i ngo n e ig h b o r h o o d . where he spent the day observing at a voting place that was next to a Na­ tional Guard office. “ First o f all. you had armed soldiers directly in the gate that opened up into the voting area, as well as a raised con­ crete platform. You had armed troops as well as A R E N A people up there looking down on everybody. Military personnel were supposed to keep outside 2(X) meters of the voting site — just another violated regulation. “ The voting was supposed to begin at 7 a.m. It was postponed until 8:30, when the soldiers opened up the doors to let some people in — they would let different people in — you don't know why — and the people just pushed on the doors and forced their way through. ■ ■ ■ "The croud forced the voting. There were hundreds of people in line. They hud already let the vigilantes in to stay at the table. So when the crowd forced their way through, everything was all ready to vote. There 's no reason as to wh\ it was even postponed, because if there were problems and people couldn 7 vote, then people shouldn’t have been able to vote immediately. "It was basically just trying to create as much disruption and confusion as possible so that people w ho have to work for a living must stand in line for ... When the polls hours and hours. close at 5 and you haven't gotten in. you re screwed. ■ M l “ The first is>,ue that we confronted was that there were A R E N A candidates there, which is illegal, wearing T-shirts pushing other A R E N A candidates. 1 don't think they went so far as to wear their own T-shirts because that would have identified them too much, because these people claimed that they weren't . ' . « I I i n »•*«**» v u i i u i u m v , . 1) . "This candidate would walk around and Convergencia people would say. ‘This man is a candidate. We know that he's a candidate.’ They were telling us to go talk to the representatives of the electoral council there to see why this man was in the voting area. ... The elec­ toral council basically said. ‘Well, yeah, this is a problem. W e'll talk about it later Come see us in a lew hours,’ and left. " A s the vtiling continued, the area But in El Salvador, the governm ent basically has to be bribed to do anything. So m ost people had to go three, four, five tim es to get their blue slip, and a large am ount of people were not given their Carnets. Erin Rogers was surrounded by ARENA vigilantes. We brought that up with the electoral council, and they said it’s a problem of space: ARENA said these are our substi­ tutes so we can go get something to eat. And the reason everyone's compacted around the voting area is this lack of space, they’re just switching spots. So basically, you had ARENA people con­ stantly circulating in the crowd, as well a s ARENA people surrounding the bal­ lot area." Here, as everywhere, there were vot­ ers with Carnets whose names were un­ listed. ‘'This is what a woman in the electoral council told me: She was see­ ing ARENA people at the table collude to allow other ARENA people to vote whose names didn t appear on the list.’ Cook said, adding that he suspects names left off the list tended to be more popular names, and not the wealths names of the ruling class, “ The other (problem] was that ARE­ NA people would be standing at the door to guide people to where they need to vote. A lot of times, who they would pick would be elderly people. ARENA boys and girls with their ARENA shirts would take the elderly people and say. ‘Look, let me help you. let me show you where you need to vote.' And as they re they'd say, ‘I'm here with walking ARENA, this is w here you need to vote. I'm asking you to please vote for ARE­ NA. have a nice day. “ If you're a small opposition party you can't afford to have all these people out there pushing your propaganda. ... Nothing changed. None of the objec­ tions that we raised. None of them changed. “ So basically, the elections were fraudulent all the way around. It was just not the blatant kind of fraud that would make it to the U.S. press." At one point, observers tound that an ARENA voter had voted twice by using both his thumb and pinky for identifica­ tion. When Cook complained, he said, an electoral council member told him, “ We have no control over these people. They do anything they want and we can’t control it, so don't blame us. " ARENA had also broken the 4-mil- lion-colones cap on radio and TV cam ­ paign spending by buying 30 million in ads, Cook said. On top of that, some advertisers gave up broadcast time for ARENA ads. he election day was not the end of C ook's and Rog­ in ers’ education El Salvador, be­ cause on the next Friday, they found out up close how the military uses its tools of repression, not on guerrilla soldiers, but on striking workers. Before the election period, the treas­ ury workers' union had called a strike for a wage increase. Many of the coun­ try's workers are paid so poorly they are homeless Four ot the striking workers had been captured by the military . their ransom being an end to the strike. On Thursday, Rogers was with her delegation at one of the main work sites, near the union office, w here the workers were preparing for a march. The mili­ tary showed up with riot police and a I j paint cannon, but left without a confron­ tation. But the next day they were back, and Cook's delegation was also there to wit­ ness the attack. The military captured 11 workers, fired machine guns and hurled tear gas. The rooms of the building faced an open couryard at its center, where the tear gas landed. The delega­ tion members had been moved into the union office, which opened to the court- yard. “ When they threw the tear gas. they didn't throw it into the office, but be­ cause there’s this huge, open courtyard, it all came in ." said Rogers. “ Right next door there was this school like an elementary school, that was built the same way. ■ ■ ■ "That was the m ost horrific part, hearing these children just screaming. We were all prepared. We had our wet bandanas because we saw the riot police putting on their masks. But those kids didn't know, and they didn't evacuate them as they had the day before. They were ju st screaming. They didn t know what to do. People in the office had bullhorns and were shouting up to the children. Just get water. It 'll be OK. "I felt really angry that our govern­ ment u a.s funding this, and that our gov - em m ent was basically teargassing m e and Matt and these workers who have suffered so m uch and been tortured and been captured. I felt really a n g ry.' m m m Rogers left for home the same day, but only after a long harassment in the airport by a mysterious official who had seen her photograph on the front page of the newspaper, and who searched her luggage and demanded to know why she was in El Salvador. Cook left five days later. truly ook said a dem ocratic elec­ tion is not possible until El Salvador is d e m i I i t a r i z e d . “ The military re­ ally is the key to everything. ARE­ NA wouldn’t have any bite if it didn't have the military. The military can act even against the will of ARENA, al­ though it usually doesn’t at this point. But it can. because ARENA is a rela­ tively new construction, and the military has been around for a long time. ’’ "T he elections were intended to give this facade of democracy to the country, to legitimize the government that's in power n o w ." Rogers concluded. “ And the elections have to be put in the con­ text of being in the midst o f a civil war, and being controlled by the propaganda machine of the ruling power. So any at­ tempt to bring about peace can only come through negotiations and an end to the war " ■ ■ ■ "W e are not going to negotiate away am o f our own interests in this area, or those of any o f our friends in Central America. We are not going to negotiate aw av political pow er in El Salv ador. — Lt. (ien Gordon Sumner (retired), special adviser to the U.S. secretary ot state. 1P85. 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Bukowski has become more vis­ ible than ever, primarily on account of the release of Barfly, a cinematic bio in 1987 whose screen­ play he penned; and the subsequent publication of The Roominghouse Madrigals, a collection of his earliest works in 1988; Holly wood, a novel about his cinematic experiences in 1989; and Septu­ agenarian Stew, a collection of more recent poetry and short fiction on the occasion of his 70th birth­ day last year. The biography, then, seems to have been inevi­ table. Over the years, Bukowski has managed to confound a number of would-be biographers who either gave up in frustration or were scared away. Finally, Neeli Cherkovski, one of the poet’s asso­ ciates drinking buddies from the late 60s and early '70s, managed to crack the Bukowski shell. ( her- kovski’s resulting effort is Hank, a none-too- sprawling biography that attempts to trace the life of Bukowski even as it traces the development of his work. The story begins, predictably enough, with Los Angeles. After all, L A is Bukowski s city, as much as Chicago was to Nelson Algren. Over the years, he has managed to chronicle life in the underbelly of the City of Angels better and mon* consistently than almost any other writer. And so, in the book's first pages Cherkovski treats us to what he calls “ an invocation' to the city (in fact, it is a halt- page of an insubstantial pre-1920 history lesson). This would be fine and well, except for the fact that Bukowski was born in Andernach. Germany, while his father was stationed as a soldier there. This is an early indication of what inevitably hap­ pens with the book Cherkovski more than once goes for the cheap, pseudo-profound gesture that turns out flat. However, back to the story. Henry Charles Bu­ kowski (his friends call him Hank) spent his child­ hood under the thumb of a bitter, domineering fa­ ther who disallowed the child company with any other neighborhood kids and, later, beat him for offenses like not mowing the grass correctly In high school, Bukowski was stricken with a severe case of acne, which lett him with a badly scarred face and a badly damaged sense oí self­ esteem. The combination forced the adolescent into becoming the outsider, the observer, taking in books at the local library and hanging out in the bars and alleyways of Los Angeles at night. Blessed with an extremely high draft number, Bu- kow'ski managed to avoid serving in World War II. a conflict we are told repeatedly he did not care about. The period of floating around continued in the ’50s as Bukowski went from short-lived job to short-lived job. It was then that he met Jane Coo­ ney Baker, a psychologically unbalanced fellow barfly who became his steady companion for a number of years as well as the inspiration tar the character of Wanda in Bartly. Cherkovski chroni­ cles their strangely codependent affair as well as Bukowski’s introduction to the racetrack gambling that became his obsession from then on. By this time, the late ’50s, he had begun a 12-year stint at the post office and had begun getting published. John Martin chief among them. As From that point on, the book becomes more focused on Bukowski's poetry , as well as his rela­ tionships with various publishers, Jon Edgar Webb it and progresses through the 60s and into the 70s. the book also gives us portraits of three other women who were important in his life: Frances Smith, the mother of his daughter. Marina; Linda King, a long-term girlfriend w ho became the inspiration tor Bukowski's novel. Women: and Linda Beighie, who is the current Mrs. Bukowski and who is cred­ ited with mellow ing the old man out. As the book ends, we are given a portrait of, it not a kinder and gentler, an at least not as rowdy Bukowski enjoying married life and producing the poetry that disillusioned college kids love. This sounds fine and dandy, but in its present state, it doesn't all mesh. From the outset. Cherkovski explains that one of the purposes of this biography is to deflate the great Bukowski myth, presumably highlighting the con­ tradictions in the man's personality and his work. Problem is that it you take the deflating too tar you end up with the story of a disgruntled post office worker who goes home, drinks and writes some poetry Nothing too special. Besides, Cherkovski never gets deep enough into Bukowski s head to explain some of these contradictions that seem to fascinate him. After the mid-'50s period, the book sputters out. Gone are the tales of drinking and fights. Instead, Cherkovski chronicles Bukowski s ascent in the lit­ erary world, introducing a myriad of small-press publishers, editors of obscure literary journals and other Bukowski associates, most getting no more than a sketchy description. The biographer saves his trope for chapter nine, sometime around the year 1965. where he introduces another character of doubtless importance in Bukowski's lite — him­ self. Cherkovski. From that point on. the biogra­ pher becomes a character in the biography with Cherkovski, switching to first person to describe his assiKiation with the poet. This is jarring at first and becomes just irritating as Cherkovski hogs the space that he should be reserv ing for Bukowski. So, as a story. Hank is gixxi for a while, sputters, gets good once the tocus switches to the relationship with L.inda King, and crawls to its con­ clusion. But. it is obvious that Cherkovski. a poet and writer himself, is try ing to do more than chron­ icle the life of his hero. He also tries to do a com­ prehensive study of the man s work. There is not enough space in the book to accomplish this and the author merely gives a half-assed attempt. W hile he d o e s prov ide a decent introduction to the poet s ouvre. he is far from a serious analysis. A lot of Cherkovski*s analysis is \jgue. and he leaves out any discussion of Bukowski s occasional surrealis­ tic stories, which serve as a counterpart to his grit­ tiness Hank is a sometimes-engrossing, sometimes- boring look at one of the great literary oddballs of our day While it is a decent enough read, it doesn't go too much further in telling Bukowski's tale than Bukowski's own work, especially his novels. In the end. it is still best to turn back to the source to find out the information. ■ 12 IM A G E S A pril 4 , 1991 Austin’s Clowning y\(4liiovomoiil * ■ ■ H h e referee dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt, black tights and white tube ■ socks with green stripes strolls out onto the field. Behind him two small race cars zoom to the middle of the arena. After adjusting his black baseball cap with two horns, the referee raises the flag, and before he can drop it to begin the race, Nasty Ned in the black race car jets out. The emcee announces to the crowd that Nasty Ned is once again cheating and demands the referee stop it. But before the referee can bring forth justice, Nasty Ned jumps out of his car, pulls out a Colt .45 and shoots the white car with Tricky Dicky in it. After a quick explosion, the back end of the car spits out fire and sparks. The referee runs for the fire extinguisher, but his aim is off and he sprays everything but the car. Over the laughter from the crowd, the emcee shouts from the booth, "You’re the sorriest referee that I’ve ever seen.” Perhaps Leon Coffee is not the best referee in town, but he is the best rodeo clown Austin has ever seen. c o n t i n u e d o n 1 4 Scenes from the life of a rodeo clown: (Far left) Leon Coffee looks surprised as a bull charges his barrel, in which he protects the bullfighters by distracting the ani­ mal. (Top) Parts of Coffee’s cos­ tume sit in his trailer after a long day. faux breasts to fellow clown Jeff Grisby before a skit. (Bottom) After a two- hour show, Leon relaxes in his trailer, his home for 300 days of the year, and removes his clown makeup. (Center) Leon ties Photos by Kirk J. Crippens Story by Jeanne Acton 14 IMAGES April 4, 1991 the world can no longer afford the RICH é TH E DOLLAR MAN 1516 SOUTH LAMAR BLVD. Mo« i,. & M usic M em orabilia. V intage C lothing, A n t i q u e s . ,Ie u e lr> . < om ies. Books, a n d a lot m ore. i * Í CASUAL CLOTHING The Arboretum 10000 Research 346-3163 EXCLUSIVELY DESIGNED CLOTHING AND UNIQUE ACCESSORIES AVAILABLE AT MODERATE PRICES. WE RE NATURALLY COMFORTABLE 1 3 BUY. SELL, RENT, TRADE...WANT ADS ...471-5244 During the short time between skits, Leon rests by leaning on his trailer. or 19 years. Cof­ fee has been enter­ taining the crowd. Fighting bulls, pro­ the cow­ tecting “ just boys a good having as Austin tim e,” premier rodeo clown. Coffee. 41, is the former world champion of the Profes­ sional Rodeo Clown Association and makes enough money as a rodeo clown to support his wife, two daughters and a nice-sized ranch in Austin. and “ I rode bulls for 14 years, and then one time some people asked me to help as a clown with a kid rodeo,” he said. “ I stepped out there and that's when it all begun." This year Coffee will attend more than 40 rodeos “ from coast to coast and border to border.” At the rodeos, he will be either the barrel man, the clown who distracts the bulls, or a bullfighting clown, who tries to circle a wild bull and gain points for contact. As a barrel man he is paid a flat salary and as a bullfighter he must compete for his cash, but the winnings also add to his chances of winning the title again. At the Austin Travis County Live­ stock Show and Rodeo this past week­ end, Coffee, who has lived in Austin all his life, was only a barrel clown. But being a clown is not easy work. In between events, all the clowns at the rodeo put on skits, like the car skit, so the cowboys can prepare. “ We [Coffee and the other rodeo clowns] sit around and see what we can make of the skits before we do them, but there is not real­ ly any rehearsing,” he said. “ Every time we walk out there we might do something different. “ If you don't have any idea what to do, then you're lost. You have certain props and if you can use them fine, but if not, you have to do something. ’ ’ Coffee said much of the skits that he and the other clowns do are improvised. “ You don’t ever go out with a set script. It is just whatever rolls off the top of your head,” he said. Coffee said the props do help the clowns think of things to do, but they are very limited on what props they can take on the field “ because this is not a clown show, it's a rodeo and w e're just extras. " Although keeping In addition to the skits, Coffee is of­ ten called upon by the emcee to fill time when they are having problems with the bucking shoots or the bulls. “ They [the emcees] lead me into things, and I've got to come up with m ore," he said. smiles on the crowd is an important part of the job for Coffee, it is is only a small part. The most important part of his job is to pro­ tect the cowboys from the bulls. It a cowboy gets caught in the ropes on the bull or if the bull is charging the cow­ boy, Coffee has to find a way to distract the bull away from the cowboy. This usually means the bulls runs for Coffee. “ We are the cow boy’s lifeguard." he said. “ It’s like looking at a guy who is about to have a car wreck, and then run­ ning to get in it." Protecting the cowboy is definitely the most dangerous part of the job for Coffee. “ I have a whole list of inju­ ries,” he said. “ I have broken 79 bones, some two times and three times, but I keep going. 1 have broken my face — the whole right side in 1979 — and my back in 1984. " Nevertheless, Coffee said he is never afraid before his walks out onto the field before a bullrider goes on. “ My worst fear is to panic,” he said. “ You’ve got to know you’re in control of the situa­ tion. If you lose your poise, you're gone.” Coffee does have a padded barrel to jum p in when things get tight, but he said most of the time the barrel can be more dangerous than just running. “ If you ever bring your head up out of the barrel and the bull’s behind you. he can take your head o ff," he said. “ In the barrel you have no idea where the bull is, and there is only one way o u t.” Despite the injuries and dangers. Cof­ fee w ouldn't change jobs if he had the chance. “ I am going strong as ev e r," he said. “ The injuries are catching up with me, but I know how to deal with them. “ I wouldn’t do it if it w asn't worth it. You just don’t retire from the rodeo." ■ BENJAMIN'S B a r t o n C r e e k S q u a r e Swimwear by Beach Front Property There's a lot more to it than you think. Learn the truth. Your life & happiness are at stakel GAY? 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Riverside 441-1444 The Feelies discuss their sob stories and that jangly sound while drowning their sorrows at the local soda shop. c r The Feetíes Time For a Witness A&M Records If they ever decided to give out a sob story career award for a rock n’ roll band, The Feeiies would be right at the top of the candidate pool Way back in 1978, the VUiage Voice called the little band from Jer­ sey 1 The Best Underground Band in New York.'’ Since then, they've gone on to become one of the best underground bands in the United States, but nothing more. in fact, almost 15 years after they set out, The Feelies still don’t have the name recognition, widespread acclaim and record sales they de­ serve, especially since they were one of the bands who pioneered then-cool-but-now -just- that damned-annoying jangiy guitar sound that is so characteristic of college rock. Well, the band is now on its fifth album and — with last year's re- release of its debut, Crazy Rhythms hopefully is on the road up. If it doesn't happen with Time For a Witness, who knows what it'll take. With the new release, the band has gone a long way in shaking the goofy quirkiness of its early days. While it jangles, it also hits hard. Guitarists/leaders Glenn Mercer and Bill have crafted an album of 10 songs that range from really hard-driven numbers like Invitation to slower, more laid-back (hell, col­ lege rock-y) tunes like Find a Way without ever losing that basic Vel- vet-Underground-meets-R.E.M. sound. What She Said, for in­ stance, is an extended stomp that swirls around in your head while Doing it Again is simply vintage Feelies, replete with the upbeat, goofy jangles. Time For a Witness is a bright spot in this band’s erratic recording output, and while it probably won't ignite the mopy youth of this coun­ try like the new album by that other well-know rock group, it will probably re-establish them as one of the best, less- known musical groups in America. jangly college — Shai Tsur mmm i T Book of Love Candy Carol Sire/Warner Brothers Records Think back to a time where you were dancing on a crowded dance floor, looking through heavy-lidded eyes, smoke and laser lights danc­ ing all around you, drugged or drunk or both, and you are sure to relate. Your body is almost com­ pletely numb and so is your mind as the DJ cranks up a new song. It sounds familiar, with a voice you re­ member from not so long ago, and then it hits you. only you don t feel it — it must be Book of Love. With a style all too familiar to danced mg haven denizens, Book of Love's latest release. Candy Carol, resonates on a nostalgic note Book of Love introduces Can­ dy Carol with a stanza taken from the track of the same title, but changes it up a little by putting snare drums in, sort of like some­ thing soldiers might march to during the Civil War. It hints at a bleak present but urges you to march onward to a better and brighter future. This seems to be the theme of Candy Carol. Many of the tracks sound de­ spondent and gloomy, as is cus­ tomary for Book of Love. But if you listen to the lyrics, they tell that this is a time for mourns ng, so run away and hide, save yourself for now, and wait in hopes tor a sunny day when you can sing your own carol full of joy and sweetness. It doesn’t sound too much like the band's Book of Love, but they still stay close to the beat. True to their onginal self, Book of Love infuse Catholic symbols and Latin chants into their music, so ail you out there to Enigmas Gregorian listening Chant, let it be known that they weren’t the innovators that every­ one thinks they are Their most popular song from Candy Carol to date is Alice Every­ day, which is a typical sound for Book of Love; yet they vary from their norm ¡n songs like Flower Pa­ rade. which is simply a singsong list of flowers. That's all. Go figure. When you listen to Candy Carol for the first time, listen for familiar sounds. If you do, you’ll keep say­ ing to yourself, “That sounds like they borrowed that hook from Gre­ gorian Chant," or, “That song uses the exact same beat that the Doors use in Roadhouse Blues.” And it does, except Book of Love uses contemporary instruments, and there is even a song that sounds like it could have been sung by Ju- lee Cruise for a David Lynch movie. For all you Book of Love fans out there, this one’s going in the X Hail of Fame. And for all you that don't do X, maybe it’s high time you did. It might not improve the sound of the music, but you won t care any­ way. — Felipe Campos BUY, SELL, RENT, TRADE...WANT ADS...471 -5244 IM AGES April 4 ,1 9 9 1 ‘W i ll I f f aybe it's th a t p h o to , rem iniscent of high school yearb ook s, w h ic h accom panies her reg u lar Dallas Times-Herald colum ns. O r p e rh a p s th e m u m b le d , d e a d p a n d e ­ livery of w icked one-liners. She a p p e a rs so calm w hile saying the m o st perfectly nasty th in g s th a t y o u c an 't help b u t th in k that a n y ­ thing said so n o n c h a la n tly h a s got to be true. W h atev e r h e r c h arm , Molly Ivins packs in the blows. She h as cleared o u t h e r niche in Texas political arena by refusing to listen to co nventional w isd o m , chiefly b ecause a n y th in g d u b b e d "conventional" in politics h a s to be the p ro d u c t of faulty thinking. Ivins d e v e lo p e d this b a d habit d u rin g h er years as a n e w s p a p e r rep orter. A n editor once said to Ivins, "A djectives a n d ad v erb s, Miss Ivins, are d a n g e ro u s w o rd s ." To w h ich Ivins c o u ld n 't h elp b u t reply, "Hell, th e y 're only half the lan g u a g e ." A nd as alw ays, Ivins is getting in the last w o rd . O nly this tim e it has a nice, big p aycheck attach ed to it. She recently closed a deal to publish two books. The first is a collection of columns titled M olly Ivins Can't Say That to be released in September. The second, to be released in 1992, is a por­ trait of Texas done through the Legisla­ ture. “ I start every' chapter in the Texas Legislature with something the Legisla­ ture did or didn't do and then I follow it out to see how it affects people’s lives," she says. Politics is an appropriate subject for Ivins to make her fortune covering. She not only cut her teeth on Texas politics but she sharpened her knives there as well, as co-editor of The Texas Observ­ er from 1970 to 1976. Ivins is the archetype of the brassy, shrewd Texas woman who is funnier than hell and not someone whose path you'd want to cross. Like any good Tex­ an, she always focuses on the basics. Her key to surviving Texas public edu­ cation — in Houston no less — was simple. " I was a reader," she says. " I had wonderful first- and second-grade teachers; they taught me to read. More recently, she has written on as­ pects of Texas politics from Clayton Williams to the E 306 debate, which she says was “ a whole new dimension of knee-jerk." Still, the a c c e s s she is now enjoying idea of spending seems a bit awkward. Ivins shirks that overly-polished, career-driven image of female broadcast journalists. She prefers to eat migas especiales and drink beer in Austin. “ The life trying to acquire material things is so absurd to m e ,” she says. She also men­ tions that the epitaph on her tombstone should read: “ She never made a shrewd career move. And she never dressed for success.” “ I was amazed the first time anyone approached me in the newsroom asking, ‘Do you think that [doing this article] is a sure career m ove?’ " she says, offer­ ing a raised eyebrow and shocked ex­ pression. “ My God, I left The N ew York Times. When I went to The [T ex­ as] Observer I took a fifthed salary, and you’re asking m e for career advice?' Ivins left The Times, the end-goal employer for aspiring journalists, to come home to Texas. “ I got an offer I couldn’t refuse. The Dallas Times-Her- ald called and said, ‘Come home and we can give you absolute freedom. You can write about whatever you want to .' She does admit, however, that she was “ on the shitlist" when she left The Times — over something as innocuous as covering a New Mexico community festival. "I was writing about this [festival] as the modem equivalent of a barn-raising — neighbor helping neighbor — and as a feature on life in the West for the read­ she says. ers of The N ew York Tim es. “ I went and did a feature story on a community chicken-killing festival in a small town in New Mexico where every­ body raises chickens. And once a year they all get together and kill and dress and pluck chickens. And at the end of the day everybody drinks beer ... and plays country and western music and cleans chickens." “ I refered to it as a ‘gangpluck.’ a line I knew would not make the paper. But I liked to put little jokes in my sto­ ries so that the copy desk could laugh at them and have a good time before they took them out. “ Well, the line never made the paper, but word of it kind of got around the newsroom. And it came to the ears of [Times editor] Abe Rosenthal, who took a very serious offense at it. And I was abruptly recalled from the Rocky Moun­ tain desk kind of like a defective auto­ mobile. “ I went in to see Abe, and he said. T here’s this tendency you have to stick your thumb in the eye of The N ew York T im es.' “ Now, this was not the first time w e'd had this discussion. In number of earlier incidents I explained to him that I never intended to buck the rules of The New York Times. 1 just never under­ stood where they drew the line, and when (my crossing the line] was pointed out to me. my honest and sincere reac­ tion was, ‘ Y ou 've got to be kidding!' The previous incidents involved Ivins refering “ to a fellow out West as a man in the that belongs with a beer gut Smithsonian, and he appeared in the New York City Times as a man with a protuberant abdomen.' " The Times also changed the phrase “ two-dollar fid­ dle” to “ an inexpensive musical instru­ m ent.” After some semantic haggling with Ivins. Rosenthal played his trump card. “ But you wrote that story we had about that community chicken killing in New M exico,” he accused. “ Y es, Abe. I d id,” she replied. “ Y o u trie d c a ll to th a t a ‘gangpluck.’ ” “ Y es, Abe, I d id.” “ You said, ‘gangpluck.' " “ W ell, Abe, I thought it was a good lin e." “ You said, ‘gangpluck.' “ W ell, it's a play on w ords.” “ You said, ‘gangpluck.’ That is play on ‘gangfuek.' You were trying to make our readers think of the word ‘fu ck .’ “ Damn. Abe. you are a hard man to fo o l.” Rosenthal did not appreciate the hu­ mor, which is a shame, because humor is Ivins’ best feature. “ There are at least two kinds of hu­ mor. ... There’s the kind of humor that draws people together and makes us laugh at our common humanity and rec­ ognize our foibles . .. . I always think of Garrison Keillor as being a superb prac­ titioner of that kind of humor. “ There's another kind of humor, sat­ ire, which is actually a w'eapon. It is used to skewer people and ridicule them and make them look silly. It holds peo­ ple up to contempt and ridicule and is, in fact, cruel. It's classically the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I But] when satire is aimed at powerless people — there seems to be a vogue for this, like Andrew Dice Clay — it’s not only not funny, it is profoundly vulgar. “ In fact, I do use humor as a weapon. On the other hand I only pick on politi­ cians, who have all volunteered to stand in the free-fire zone and deserve every­ thing they get. That's my theory'.” Ivins brandishes her weapon in an arena other than the press. Her schedule is packed with speeches and lectures. Last semester she spoke at the Universi­ ty Methodist Church as part of the Nov. 15 presentation. “ Speak Out: Oil. Your Pocketbook and the W ar in Iraq peaking out once got her banned from the campus o f Texas A & M . which isn't alto­ gether a bad thing. “ W ell, actually the punch line is better than the story on that o n e ,” she says. During the early 70s, some A g­ gies asked her to speak on campus in u iu ti iu vudiicugc a u m veisu y iu ic uail- ning “ political’ ’ speeches on campus. The students plastered the campus with posters identifying her as “ Molly Ivins, editor of the well-known, radical news­ paper The Texas Obserxer. “ Sure enough, the administration fell for it and [tried to) take out an injunction to prevent me from speaking on campus, which would have been a fabulous First Amendment c a s e ," she s a y s . “ But un­ fortunately somebody got smart at the last m in u te " “ professional cen tricism ." She says. “ I feel my profession is responsible for all the evils to bad breath “ But on the other hand "he feels that only the press can effectively make the world a better place. in the world down "In a society as segregated as o u rs , segregated not just be race but by class, by trade, by whether or not you live in a Stickville house or trailer ... there are enourmous divisions this society. And one of the things I think journalists should do is introduce us to one another so we aren't so afraid of each other in s a longtime ob­ server of Texas politics. Ivins has been amazed by Ann Richards "1 really think that if it weren't for the war half the press in the country would be down here to see how astonishing it ¡her adminstra- tion) i s " “ [Former Gov Bill) Clements was [There was] no such an obstructionist approach at all on his part “ She's facing a sea of problems, ab­ solutely massive problems, most of which she has no control over and is unable to do anything about them To the limited extent that the governor of Texas h a s any power at all s h e ' s done superbly." But 1 vms was sold on Richards long before she became governor. R i c h a r d s ' approach to the State Treasury turned the place right-side up. “ Of course, the treasure was one of those horrible, over­ looked state bureaucracies.' says Ivins. " B y the time that Ann got there the place was full of aging civil servants who hadn't spoken up in 25 y e a rs." So Richards asked the workers how they thought the Treasury could be im­ proved. “ Of course, they didn't talk to lvtns The civil servants, h e r." says long trained by the orthodox elements of Texas politics, only muttered among themselves: " I f you speak up s o u ’ll yet \our name on a list as a troublemaker. You mustn't say anything!" as Ivins puts It Richards persuaded them by saying repeatedly, " I really want to know what you think would make this place work better. Y o u ’ve worked here for 20 years: you understand this place better than anybody And that's h o w Ann, among other things, made over a billion dollars in interest for this state " inhabitants. But Ivins says that Richards didn’t stop there; she also made the agency "A ll work better for its goverment bureaucracies look alik e." says Ivins “ They 're either insititutional green or institutional cream And they all have linoleum [But] Ann realized that every art museum in the state has a lot more an than they've got wall space ... which they're perfectly happy to loan out at no cost at all. And she just had a revolving an show on the walls of the Treasury It's donhtfni ¡vir.y '«i!! d.'.r. w a t c h i n g the s tr an g en ess of Texas poli- tics anytime soon, especially the Legis­ the school- lature c r i s i s . The L egislatu re s finance “ gutlessness” frustrates her the most is busily skirting “ The Legislature is a whole bunch of people who have big egos and [a few] natural leaders (who] come together and are pitted against one another in a big scramble. That's an interesting thing to watch if you’ re an anthropologist or a 1 just happen to be a psychologist political reporter m yself.' * “I>n fact, I do use humor as a weapon. On the other hand I only pick on politicians, who have all volunteered to stand in the free-fire zone and deserve everything they get. That's .MoUy ivins my theory.” Instead of directly challenging the students, A&M just threatened to pull their student-organization charter. “ So the kids backed down, and they held it in the Methodist student center across the street from campus. I did my best to incite a riot. I think about seven people showed up, listened silently, and they clapped tepidly. [Then] we went out for b eer.” sm s' work has appeared in publi­ cations as diverse as Esquire, The Nation, The Atlan­ tic. Mother Jones and TV Guide, and she has report­ ed for just as wide a spectrum of publi­ cations: the Minneapolis Tribune, The Texas Ob­ server and. of course, The Times But her profession still frustrates her. the Houston Chronicle, “ W ell, we don't do our jobs well is the problem ,” she says. “ On the simple ievei to report the news, we don't do that very well for ... reasons having to do with the fact that in a capitalist soci­ ety, a newspaper has to be a profitable enterprise (and 1 having to do with pro­ fessional canons of objectivity. (in “ For the last 50 years the dominant theology journalism) has been 'objectivity.' ” But she notes that no one really believes it can be done. “ As far as I know The Associated Press is the last of the fiat-w o rld ers" Ivins points out that even in the sim­ plest stories objectivity is impossible. “ If you have five witnesses to a car ac­ cident you're going to have five differ­ ent points of view. “ 1 am 45 years old; I’m white; I have a college education. I am going to have a different point o f view than a 17-year old black high school dropout or 70-year old Polish-American plumber would. All that seems to me to be fairly obvi­ o u s.” For Ivins, the central duty of an “ objective” to “ report journalist w hat the hell is going on. is Ivins describes journalism 's hyperbol­ izing the objectivity canon as a conserv­ ative trick. When Spiro Agnew was coming under fire in the press for being, perhaps, not the most honest of politi­ cians. he attacked his attackers with the claim of W ell, they're not objective.' Unfortuately, as Ivins comments, the American press replied with chants of “ 'Oh. we are too, we are too!!!' and of course w e’re not, and it's silly to pre­ tend that we a re .” So objectivity remains, as I v i n s puts it. " a holy grail after which we shall seek although we shall never find it." Unfortunately this holy grail has. Ivins says, “ a pernicious effect on American journalism ... worst of all it makes journalists lazy .” For example in covering a local city council a simple story on the surface can be complex on the underside. And objective journalism never knows the difference. “ Jones says [the city should] take the bid from Acm e; Smith s a y s from Zenith. You quote each for four paragraphs, and spell the names right, and you've done a perfectly adequate job of objective jour­ nalism. What you haven’t done is both­ ered to find out that Smith is right; Ze­ nith put in a much lower bid on the contract, and Jones has been taking kickbacks from the Acme company for the last 10 years. Again, that kind of ‘objective’ journalism . .. reduces reality to two sides.” overage o f the war in the gulf didn't help to restore her faith in the profes­ sion, either. “ We did a miserable job giving any sense o f historical com ­ plexity. W e wanted to make it real clear we were rooting for the Americans. And. God we did.’ Ivins sees the dan­ ger, and warned about it during last No­ vember's “ Speak O ut,” of reducing “ a 17,000-sided conflict to two sides.” - Ivins is all too aware of the multitude of ioumalism's ills: the marmnalization " T. *1 and trivialization of dissenting opinions. dependence on the “ golden rolodex to produce sources — of remarkably simi­ lar ideologies — and a tendency to cov- er only mainstream opinions and events. “ This adds to the dreadful smugness of the American press. ... Some pompous publisher says with self-satisfaction. ‘W ell, we're getting attacked from both sides so we must be doing something right.' W ell, not reallv Nonetheless. Ivins has some hope tor journalism, calling herself guilty of MUSIC By Trevor Wallace just got the CD thing happening." says Naked Ray- Jett gun vocalist Pezzati with a hint of glee. “ It's one of those kinds that can hold five CDs and can be randomly programmed to play for eternity. 1 haven't decided it I like it yet or not." Many would also say the same of Naked Raygun, a hand for the '90s looking to the past and always full of surprises. The name conjures images of B-grade flicks rife with sci-fi fake-looking blood, cheesy macho lines, and T&A. Nothing could be further from the truth. Picture four leather jacket-clad Chica­ goans in their early 30s with a past con­ taining nothing more controversial than a few skating injuries. It is possible to throw Naked Raygun in with Big Black and Husker Dii in or­ der to put one's finger on a small move­ ment that took place in the Midwest, America's heartland All of these bands took punk and threw awav some of the trappings and limitations inherently in­ volved therein and brought it back in contact with the harmony of pop. Doing so suddenly made punk appeal even to people not involved in anarchy organ­ izations. Unlike those other two bands, howev­ er, Naked Raygun has done this with virtually no commercial success. Even after eight yea rs of consistently good records and an intensely loyal follow­ ing, Naked Raygun are still consigned to playing small clubs, providing their fans with intense and intimate shows, but not giving the band the money that they tru­ ly deserve. The Naked Raygun sound has changed very little since 1983’s Base­ ment Screams EP. partially due to integ­ rity and partially due to good decisions on who to bring into the band when a vacancy needed to be filled. Vocalist Jeff Pezzati and drummer Eric Spicer have both been in the band since the beginning and bassist Pierre Kazdy has been around long enough to seem a per­ manent fixture. However, when original guitarist John Haggerty left al ter the I 'nderstand album, many gave Naked Raygun little, or no. chance to survive. Haggerty’s guitar was the basis for Naked Raygun s sound, a combination of uncompromis­ ing thrash and hookv melodism. " John didn't like some of the things going on internally with the band," says Pezzati from his manager’s home in Chicago. “ He basically said, "Change this and that or I leave’ and we decided we didn't need him It wasn't a bad situation, but the only time 1 talk to him is when we are dealing w ith royalty checks." Enter Bill Stephens, an imposing gui­ tarist with a black crew cut. On stage, he is not very active, but his guitar fills up an entire room, leaving only enough room for vocals, bass and drums to squeeze in. With him. he brought a unique sense of melody and not a tew songs. “ Bill (Stephens} was playing with a band here called Product 19. The had opened up for us a tew time and we were big fans,” says Pezzati. “ After John left, we called up Bill and asked him to come play with us. He had a really big guitar sound that we liked and we wanted him." Seemingly taking their cues from The New Wave Song Book, Naked Raygun have their love for the innocent pop/ punk of the Buzzcocks and Wire worn proudly on their sleeves, making the punk of '77 still viable today. But what exactly does Pezzati listen to on his new CD player? “ 1 was into the Bu/zcocks really heavily awhile ago. I'd say I'm more influenced by the punk ol SI than that of ’77. I listen to a lot of classical and Brian Eno also, but I’m really lis­ tening to the Jam a lot now." They end­ ed their most recent visit to Austin with the Buzzcocks' I Don't Mind and the Jam’s Surrender. Although Pezzati believes that “ a lot of the songs on Raygun ... Naked Ray­ gun could have also been on earlier Na­ ked Raygun albums.” his vocal style has progressed. Instead of the Misfits- style chanting that was so much a part of the early Naked Raygun sound, he is now actually singing for the most part. “ I’ve always been comfortable singing, it’s just the progression of the sound,” Pezzati says. “ There still is some chanty stuff, though.” Raygun ... Naked Raygun is the title of the new album, follow ing in the over­ all “ Bond ... James Bond” theme of the record’s packaging, taken from the ubiquitous movie line. The sides of the record are labeled “ shaken ...” and ” ... not stirred.” and the cover is a picture of a man in a tuxedo wearing a rocket pack and holding a gun. However, his face is cut out. allowing you to cut out your favorite Naked Raygun face pro­ vided with the package and make him the secret agent. "W e were playing around w ith three or four different ideas for the cover, but we thought the James Bond thing was the funniest thing in the world." says Pez/ati. “ It did have a face,” he continues. “ It was the epitome of Sean Connery. I mean, it was exact. The record company thought it was too close, and we were afraid we’d get sued, so it became the cut-out.” The record company in question is Caroline, a company known for taking chances on artists, and the company that brought the Swans to the world. “Our last three records have been on Caroline, but I ’m not sure we'll continue," says Pezzati. “ They’ve been up front and re­ ally good to us. They got us into the CMJ [an annual new music festival in New York] and got us into Europe. }Eu­ rope's) the main reason we signed with them.” “ However,” he continues, “ we were bummed out that they didn’t ask us I f A r W n n iía / o k n i l t P ^ i t in t T A n t h a \mHaa UlA/Ul VUÍ that we shot in New York during C M J.” Naked Raygun seem to take every­ thing in stride. Their recent tour only lasted about three weeks, there hasn't been any talk of a new record in the near future, and not even their van catching on fire is enough to rile them up. Says Pezzati, “ The last tour we did. our van caught on fire in Ohio. There were these really huge flames and we got some great photos. We have a new van for this tour: hopefully it will hold up.' • S o ^ J u A r w a s c l o s e ! x 0ABELÍ ESCAPED sN vtva (VN>f l i f e ! T cam F home to DISCOVER 5 s o m e o n e i w m v ap m tk zmt.. , [ April 4, 1991 IMAGES 19 00£S IM\S MFAfsi I ' m - / j VJUAt? D ^ D ? A S U T F y ? SToNt COLD ? 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(bOTTA PATE-. h a ve y o u e v e r w a t c h e d So m e o n e fall IN LOVE? HOW T h e y Tu r n A l l DIFFERENT? THAT5 M Y SiSTER /wARtvjs, NOW Sh e 's m a k i n g Kis s in g n o is e s to m r. LUPERMYERS DQG,\ s a y t o t h e m t h e y k e e ? b e i n g h a ??h ? t h i s m o r n i n g i b u r n e d t h e Pa n c a k e s , m a r l ^s s a i d t h e 9 n e v e r t a s t e d b e t t e r . i s u c k e d TH E H e a d o f H E R BARB IE UP THE Va c u u m .c l e a n e r , s h e s a i d s h e a l w a y s HATED t h a t Do l l . _ _ _ _ _ YOU NOTICE How NO MATTER W H A T Y o u R i g h t n o w s h e is l o v i n g a l l music. EVEN THE SONGS ABOUT STOMACH R t L \ t F . A N O A LL T H IN 6S LOOK BEAU' T \ F V l TO H E R INCLUDING LIN T BALLS AND MEAT BALLS A N D OLD G U M IN OUR F A T H E R WHO A R T IN h e a v e n r r s H E R FIRST T IM E A N D SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT F E E L IN G GOES Aw AX. SO PLEASE FATHER, IN ALL Y o u R M ER O FU L WSD0M,COULD YOU p l e a s e j u s t k e e p y o u r m o u t h Sh u t A LITTLE L O N G E R ? 2 C Z 3 1 V , > í / / ■ = ; y j“ZI! ....’.i | | jr~~H “ .... . »» »» »»» »« «g '«SSR » • !iteiiK gt r fi ferlilg i m m v , / 1T c H , j — 1 'illlllllil lililí r..W 9KrJ& 5#& | l < WMM Jfj ■ r n T ¡1 i nTilTII T 1 ! I i 1 1 1 1 1 1 Jill ¡III ^ 11] 1 ¡Ifc L iga *» L ¿p|Sn r i H f u. \j t) i W > 1 I t 9 m « 9 £ > r ^ l m j ^ 1. -aJ e=j"* . . ¿ * . ft í .» .« lWv * SRGCM OFHFJR! See page nineteen IN THE CITY 22 IMAGES April 4,1991 Send all listings to Images. P.O. Box D. Austin. Texas 78713. or call 471-4591, ext. 22 Dead­ line is one week before publication. Club own­ ers are encouraged to send monthly listings to in the city editor Odette Salinas to avoid incor rect listings. Most music starts 10-11 p m., un­ less otherwise noted. (HH) — Happy Hour. Events in bold type come highly recom­ mended. LIVE M USIC ANCHOVIES 503AE. Sixth St., 474-6602 Fri, Sat Soul Brothers ANTONES 2915 Guadalupe St.. 474-5314 Thu Tribute to Muddy Waters, with Ted Roddy. Derek O'Brien, Gary Lewis, Mark Korpi Fri. Sat Omar & The Howlers Mon Wed Pete Mays, with The Big & Tall Band Mark Hummel Band ARTHUR’S PLACE 11940 Manchaca Road. 282-9804 Thu Open mike with Terry Lee & The New Texas Breed Fri. Sat Terry Lee Sun Open mike with Terry Lee & The New Texas Breed AUSTIN OPERA HOUSE 200 Academy Drive. 443-8885 Fri Todd Rundgren AUSTIN OUTHOUSE 3510 Guadalupe St., 451 -2266 Yard Slugs Thu Metal Cow Fri Teddy & the Talltops Sat AUTHORS 7601 N. Lamar Blvd.. 452-6407 BACK FORTY 407 Neches St.. 478-0411 Music begins at 8:30 p.m Thu Fri Sat Tue Wed Buddy Wilson Jacque Vilmain Buddy Wilson Jacque Vilmain Buddy Wilson BACK ROOM 2015 E. Riverside Drive. 441-4677 David Lowery Thu Jester, Wikked Wayz Fn Tribe, Culture Shock Sat Biohazard Sun Danielle Dax Wed BLACK CAT LOUNGE 309 E. Sixth St., no phone Soul Hat, Dweller Thu Two Hoots & A Holler Mon Chaparral Wed Alec ’n’ Kim do the do, again and again, in Neil Simon’s The Marrying Man. CATFISH STATION 408 E. Sixth St., 477-8875 Fri, Sat Kyle Turner Band CHANCES 900 Red River St.. 472-8273 Music begins at 8:30 p.m weekdays, 9:30 p.m. weekends BLUE BAYOU 2008 S. Congress Ave., 445-7544 Music begins at 9:30 p.m. Sun Blue Bayou Fish Fry, with special guests CHELSEA STREET PUB Barton Creek Square, 327-7794 Music begins at 9 p.m. Thu-Sat Ruthstrom & Robertson Wed David Trout BROKEN SPOKE 3201 S. Lamar Blvd . 442-6189 Alvin Crowe Fri Kimmie Rhodes Sat Lonesome Dove Tue People's Choice Wed CACTUS CAFE Texas Union, 471-8228 Music usually begins at 9 p.m. Thu Fri Sat Mon Ingrid Karklin's Tape Release Party John Hammond John Gorka Open Stage (sign up at 8 p.m.) CANNIBAL CLUB 306 E. Sixth St.. 472-2002 Thu Fn Sat Mon Tue All, Slam Suzanne, Left Insane Sprawl, Fleshtop Stick People, The Spin Bedlam Rovers Hoot Night CAP’N TOM’S BAR-B-Q 11800 N. Lamar Blvd., 834-1858 Sat Sun Tue Bluegrass Jam Open Bluegrass Jam Old-time Fiddlers Jam CARLIN’S 416 E Sixth St.. 473-0905 CHEZ FRED CROSSROADS 9070 Research Blvd., 451-6494 CHEZ FRED WESTLAKE 1014 Walsh Tarlton Lane, 328-9187 CHICAGO HOUSE 607 Trinity St.. 473-2542 (Space available upon scheduling for social cause benefits as well as meetings and private parties.) Tue Chicago Showcase, hosted by Jim Wed Heald Jimmy LaFave THE CLOAK ROOM 1300 Colorado St., 472-9808 Wed-Fri Beth Williams THE CLUB 313V? E Sixth St., 258-0876 Fri Seventh Seal CLUB XS 110 E. Riverside Drive, 441-5499 COLORADO ST. CAFE 705 Colorado St. 479-6346 Thu Fri Greg Whitfield. Bruce Williams Primitive Moderns Sat Mon Tue Wed Toqui Amaru Scottish Irish Jam Burl Wilkerson, Gary Craft Bad Livers CONTINENTAL CLUB 1315 S. Congress Ave., 441-2444 Happy hour (HH) from 5-8 p.m. Thu Two Hoots & A Holler, Loose Dia­ monds Fri. Sat Arc Angels CYPRESS CREEK CAFE On the square in Wimberley, 847-2515 Music begins at 7 p.m. weekmghts, 8 p.m. weekends DAM CAFE 911 N. RR 620, 266-1979 Happy hour 5-7 p.m., Early show starts at 7 p.m., late 9 p.m. Thu Jam Session, with David Kealey & the Network David Kealy & the Network Fri DEVEREAUX’S OYSTER BAR 120 E. San Antonio St., San Marcos; (512) 396- 0022 Sun Open Mike DONN’S DEPOT 1600 W. Fifth St.. 478-0336 Thu Fri Sat Mon Tue Wed Jimmy Davis Donn & the Stationmasters Loy Blanton Jimmy Davis Donn & the Stationmasters Loy Blanton GRIZWALD'S 1703 S. First St., 440-8778 Thu Fri Wed Ponty Bone & the Squeezetones Jazz Pharoahs Harvey Young GRUENE HALL 1281 Gruene Road. New Braunfels; 625-0142 Thu Fri Sat Tropy Campbell Gary Primich & The Midnight Creeps Chris & Judy, Jay Eric & Bheders Creek HEADLINERS EAST 406 E. Sixth St..476-3488 Wed Tue Alvin Crow Kent Finlay's songwriters showcase with special guests OLD SAN FRANCISCO STEAK HOUSE 8709 N 1-35. 835-9200 Thu-Sat Gail Hicks, Giovanni Voltaggio Sun, Mon Sandy Allen, Lois Forsythe Tue Wed Lois Forsythe, Giovanni Voltaggio Gail Hicks, Lois Forsythe PEARL’S OYSTER BAR Colonnade Shopping Center, 9003 Research Blvd., 339-7444 Mon Tue Blues Open Mike Local Lix HENRY’S BAR 6317 Burnet Road. 453-9594 HOLE IN THE WALL 2528 Guadalupe St., 472-5599 Thu Fri Cowboy Mouth LeRoi Brothers HUT’S 807 W Sixth St., 472-0693 Sun Tex Thomas & the Danglm Wran­ glers JAMBALAYA 6801 Burnet Road 453-8574 JAZZ: A LOUISIANA KITCHEN 212 E. Sixth St.. 479-0474 Thu Fri Sat Jeff Anderson, Jon Smith The Brew Miss Lavelle White, Sarah Brown. George & Derek Key Frances Dunn Sun JAZZ ON THE LAKE 2219 West Lake Drive, 327-2417 Daylon Jay (7-10 p.m.) Sun JOE’S GENERIC BAR & BEACH CLUB 315 E Sixth St.. 480-0171 Thu Fri Sat Sun Kat Murphy Band, Elliott Fikes Band Johnny Reverb, Elliott Fikes Band Evidence, Ronnie Taylor Band Walter Higgs & Shuffle Piggs Blues Jam Evidence, Johnny Reverb Third Degree. Michael Dale & Tough Times Walter Higgs & Shuffle Piggs, Ron­ nie Taylor Band Mon Tue Wed THE LAFF STOP 8120 Research Blvd., 467-2333 (Performances at 9 p.m. Tue.-Thu., 8 p.m. & 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat.) Thu-Sun Adrianne Tolsch, Steve Callif. Brad Mon Tassel Open Mike Night LA ZONA ROSA 612 W. Fourth St., 482-0662 Thu Fri High Noon Susanna Sharpe & The Samba Po­ lice Dan Del Santo & The Professors of Pleasure Spam-A-Rama, with Uranium Sa- vages LIBERTY LUNCH 405 W Second St., 477-0461 Thu Agony Column, Rockbusters, Trouser Trout Darden Smith, David Garza & Love Beads Alejandro's Orchestra, State of Mind. The Wayouts, Elizabeth, Damon Brandlon Thumper LUMBERYARD 16511 Bratten Lane, 255-9622 MAGGIE MAE’S LIME STREET STATION 323-325 E Sixth Street, 478-8541 Downstairs, Upstairs, Old Side Thu Rat Ranch (D), B-Wires (U). Delta Rays(O) Rat Ranch (D), Dirty Oliver (U), Lost in America (O) Rat Ranch (D), Dirty Oliver (U), Late Night Chinese (O) Fri Sat MERCADO CARIBE 506 Trinity St. (behind Maggie Mae s), 469- 9003 Thu Fri Cotten Mather, Stick People. I-Tex House in Orbit Tape Release Party, with Beat Temple Root One Tape Release Party, with Spies Under Pressure Sat MIKE AND CHARLIE’S WESTSIDE BAR 1206 W 34th St.. 451-5550 Music begins at 9 p.m Sat Sun Fri Sat Wed PEARL ST. CO-OP 21st and Pearl. Information: Dawn, 480-8799 Amnesty International Benefit Concert 1 p.m. to 2 a.m. Sat Wajumbe. House in Orbit, Joint Chiefs, Coofy Girls, Soul Hat, Thumper, Spirits and Trains, Quiet Time, Glass Eye, Meet Lovers Piz­ za, Janis 18, Bayou Pigs RED RIVER SALOON 603 Red River St., 482-8773 Thu Jim Burney & Hardins, Chemistry Set SAXON PUB 1320 S. Lamar Blvd . 448-2552 Bad Livers Mon Olin Murrell’s Music Emporium Wed SCANDALS The Driskill Hotel. 604 Brazos St., 474-5235 Fri Sat Tue Buddy Wilson & John Staton One Touch Beth Williams SNEAKERS 9515 N Lamar Blvd., 832-5922 STEAMBOAT 403 E. Sixth St.. 478-2912 STOUFFER HOTEL 9721 Arboretum. 343-2626 Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon-Wed Hehmsoth & Carrington Roman Tasat John Novak Tasat & Carrington Gypsys TEXAS TAVERN Texas Union, 471-9231 Chicano Night Thu THREADGILL’S 6416 N. Lamar Blvd., 451-5440 Jimmie Dale Gilmore Wed THUNDERCLOUD BIERGARTEN 203 E. Riverside Drive, 447-7696 Thu Fri Sat Acoustic Open Mike Porcelain Grind, Hide the China Open Mike Rock, with The Gut­ tersnipes Rhythm & Blues Open Mike Mon TOP OF THE MARC 618 W. Sixth St., 472-9849 Thu Fri Sat The Brew, Sandy Allen Miss Lavelle, Sarah Brown Major Handy, Grey Ghost TOULOUSE 402 E. Sixth St.. 478-0744 D — downstairs: U — upstairs Weekday and Sunday shows begin at 9:30 p.m.. downstairs shows begin at 9:45 p.m The Phaze(D). Short Notice (U) Thu Fri. Sat NVU (D), The Bizness (U) VELVEETA ROOM 317 E. Sixth St., 469-9116 Thu Fri, Sat Comedy Open Mike Emery Emery VORTEX PERFORMANCE CAFE 1921 E. Ben White. 448-2299 Wed Liquid Mice WATERLOO ICE HOUSE Sixth Street and Lamar Boulevard, 472-5400 WATERLOO ICE HOUSE 1106 W. 38th St., 451-3712 Thu Steve James Country Blues WATERLOO RECORDS 600 N Lamar Blvd WYLIE’S 400 E Sixth St.. 472-3712 Tue Wed The Brew Kyle Turner A p ril 4 ,1 991 IM A G E S 21 PARADISE CAFE 401 E. Sixth St. Art by Julia Eskoff. Nancy Renfro, and David Erickson will be on display through April 20th KING RALPH Starring John Goodman. Peter O Toole Director: David S. Wand At: Westgate TEXAS M E M O R IA L MUSEUM 2400 Trinity St., 471-1604 Traditional Crafts of Saudi Arabia Over 250 hand-made traditional crafts from vil­ lage and nomadic people of Saudi Arabia On exhibit through May 12 Mon-Fri 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sat. from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.. Sun from 1 to 5 p m. W OM EN & THEIR W ORK GALLERY 1137 West Sixth Street. 477-1064 Painting and Prints" An exhibition of new work by Alexandra Bowes will be on display through May 4 L A. STORY Starring: Steve Martin, Marilu Henner Director: Mick Jackson At Great Hills, Westgate THE LONG W ALK HOME Starring: Sissy Spacek, Whoopi Goldberg Director: Richard Pearce At: Arbor, Highland. Riverside, Westgate MR. & MRS. BRIDGE Starring: Paul Newman, Joanne Woodward Director: Jam es Ivory A t V illa g e MY TW ENTIETH CENTURY Starring: Dorotha Segda Director: lldiko Enyedi At V : age NEW JACK CITY Starring Mano Van Peebles Ice-T Wesley Smpes. Judd Nelson Director: Mario Van Peebles At Great Hills, Highland Riverside Westgate. Wells Branch THE PERFECT WEAPON Starring: Jeff Speakman Director: Mark DiSaile At Northcross. Riverside, Westgate Wells Branch SHIPW RECKED Starring: Gabriel Byrne Director Nils Gaup At: Highland THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS Starring: Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins Director: Jonathan Demme At Arbor Barton Creek. Lincoln Riverside W ells Branch SLEEPING W ITH THE ENEMY Starring: Julia Roberts Kevin Anderson Director: Joseph Ruben At Arbor, Barton Creek Nodnc-oss, Riverside Highland TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: THE SECRET OF THE OOZE Starring: Leonardo. Donatello. Raphael. Michelangelo and, making his screen debut the incomparable Robbie Van Winkle The turtles are better actors Director Does it matter'? At Arbor Badon Creek Lincoln Northcross. Riverside Wells Branch I \ --------------------------------------------- CINEMAS Arbor 4 10000 Reseorcfi 8tvd Barton Creak Cinema MoPac Expressway (Loop 4) and loop 360 Dobie Cinema 2021 G u ad a lu p e S? Great Hills S 9828 Great HUIS Trail Highland 10 ¡-35 at M iddle Fiskvtfte Road Lakehills 4 2428 W. Sen White Btvd. Lincoln 6 64061-35 North Northcross 6 2525 W Anderson Lane Riverside 8 2410-E E Riverside Drive Village 4 2700 W Anderson tone Westgate 8 4521 Westgate Biva .7 Cable FM Student Radio People, people who need...people Intelligent, thoughtful radio station seeks responsive, open- minded listener. Must love new music, intelligent conversation and cool music clubs. Call 471-5106, serious inquiries only. Spring is in the air. Love is in the air. Now is the season of romance and courtship. Let’s face it, most of trace our existence to two people frolicking in the joy of intermandi- bulation. True, not everyone is the result of two hum an beings' sexual congress. Most of the contestants for "Wheel of Fortune" crawled out from underneath small lime­ stone rocks, and Bronson Pinchot allegedly leaked out of a fossilized dinosaur egg. But these are the ex­ ceptions. The meeting of two people (or a person and a radio station) for the first time can be an exhilarating experience. Who can forget the first time they spent a private moment with a new love on a warm spring afternoon. Then, the secon- A mm r ( V i r i l l U U M f f V» «AV* -* ~ --- , , r friends argued whether or not "second base" was reached at "feelsies." Yes, love is frequently explained in baseball metaphors, another fine spring tradition. First, second, third base and a home run. Minds reel at the prospects of a "bunt." No one is sure if the new balk ruling is going to change the game, or whether Valenzuela's career is over. What about the impact of Gooden's new salary, and will it make Gemens want to renegoti­ ate? The topic has somehow mean­ dered from its original intent. All these questions are important, but they have little to do with radio and love in the spring time, or do they? Investigative research has shown that the CIA has planned the start of baseball season to co­ incide with the height of spring passion. This will, of course, cause women to leave their baseball- obsessed husbands. Listening to radio, to the fill the void in their heart, their cars will skid on the spring pollen-coated roads, caus­ ing a massive jump in collision insurance. Then, the pork-barrel, insurance lobby-loving politicians will enact tougher seatbelt laws, throwing the Constitution and personal liberties out the wi ndo w. And you thought the CIA was in­ nocent? You mindless sheep! You simple-minded drooling idiots! V~.. C l— ^ % w u hx:íí-i¡iíSSK-G , *v /a v ii-c « u u tg ... 1 seem to have wandered again. Sorry, this article was going to be about spring weather and college radio, but that didn't come to pass. — .— r Perhaps the CIA placed a mind probe on me. John Curvan, station manager - reporting through a UT admim- 1.Butthole Surfers Ploughed 2. Lemon heads Favorite Spanish Dishes 3.Bad Muí ha Goose S/T021 4 JAD 8-Way Santa 5.Gibson Brothers The Man Who Loved... S.BaOoonatfc Headdeaner 7.Various Artists Holland Rocks 8. Sugar Shack Don't Bum Me Out (7W) 9.Bongwater The Power o f Pussy 10.Various Artist JRutles Highway Revisited 11.Wanna bees Lucky Pierre 12Jesus Lizard Goat 13.Robert Johnson The Complete Recordngs 14.Meat Beat Manifesto Psyche Out 15.Shock Opera ${T 471-5106 OfficeLine . ------- Request Une 471-KTSB THEATRE AUSTIN MEDIA ARTS 2118 Guadalupe St., 459-5875 CAPITOL CITY PLAYHOUSE 214 W Fourth S t . 472-2966 The Boys in Cellblock O Performances are Wednesday through Satur­ day at 11 p.m. Through April 26 Wild Honey Performances are Wednesday through Satur­ day at 8 p.m. and Sunday Matinees at 3 p.m. Through April 27 COURTYARD THEATRE Tarrytown Center, Exposition and Windsor; 328-6071 Laughing Wild Performances are Thursday throuqh Saturday at 8 p.m. Through April 28 HYDE PARK THEATRE 511 W 43rd St., 452-6688 LIVE OAK THEATRE 311 Nueces St., 472-5143 The Boys Next Door Performances are Wednesday through Satur­ days at 8 p.m., Sundays at 2:15 Through April 12 MARY M OODY NORTHEN THEATRE St. Edward s University Campus THE ACTING STUDIO 5811 Burnet Road Mrs. Warren s Profession Performances are Thursday through Saturday at 8 p.m., and Sundays at 7 p.m. Through April 13 THEATRE ROOM University of Texas Campus Love s Labour 's Lost April 2-7 at 8 p.m VORTEX PERFORMANCE CAFE 1921 E Ben White Blvd . 452-8309 Not I and Krapp s Last Tape Performances are Thursday through Saturday at 8:30 p.m Through April 30 ZACHARY SCOTT THEATRE 1421 W Riverside Drive, 476-0541 The Woolgatherer Performances are Wednesdays through Satur­ days at 8 p.m., Sundays at 2:15 Through March 31 VISUAL ARTS ARCHER M. HUNTINGTON ART GALLERY University of Texas, 471-3151 ELISABET NEY MUSEUM 458-2255 Lost Treasures of Elisabet Ney: Remem­ brances of her Life and Times Through May 19. Call for more information HARRY RANSOM H UM ANITIES RESEARCH CENTER 471-4663,471-4664 Second Floor — ' Abstracción-Figuración, Fig­ urative-Abstract Selections from the Perma­ nent Collection of Latin American Art. works by Fernando Botero, Fernando de Szyszlo and Gunther Gerzso On exhibit indefi­ nitely Including BLACK ARTS ALLIANCE GALLERY 1157 Navasota S t . 477-9660 GALERIA SIN FRONTERAS 1211 E. Seventh St. HYDE PARK BAR AND GRILL 4206 Duval St .458-3168 LAGUNA GLORIA ART M USEUM 3809 W 35th St., 458-8191 MEXIC-ARTE 419 Congress Ave . 480-9373 ROCKPORT CAFE 219 W. 15th, 472-3610 FILMS BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR Starring: Jeffrey Combs Director: Brian Yuzna At: Dobie A CHINESE GHOST STORY II Starring: Leslie Cheung, Wu Ma Director: Ching Siu-Tung At Dobie CAREER OPPORTUNITIES Starring: Frank Whaley, Jennifer Connelly Director: Bryan Gordon At: Great Hills, Lincoln, Riverside, Westgate, Wells Branch CLASS ACTION Starring: Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio, Gene Hackman Director Michael Apted At: Great Hills, Lincoln, Lakehills CYRANO DE BERGERAC Starring: Gérard Depardieu Director: Jean-Paul Rappeneau At: Village DANCES W ITH W OLVES Starring: Kevin Costner, Graham Greene Director: Kevin Costner At: Arbor, Lakehills, Highland THE DOORS Starring: Meg Ryan, Val Kilmer Director: Oliver Stone At: Arbor, Lakehills, Lincoln, Wells Branch EATING Starring: Lisa Richards Director: Henry Jaglom At: Village THE FIVE HEARTBEATS Starring: Robert Townsend, Michael Wright Director Robert Townsend At: Arbor, Highland, Northcross, Riverside, Westgate, Wells Branch THE GRIFTERS Starring: Anjelica Huston, John Cusack Director: Stephen Frears At: Highland, Dobie GUILTY BY SUSPICION Starring: Robert De Niro, Annette Bening Director: Irwin Winkler At: Barton Creek, Great Hills, Lincoln THE HARD WAY Starring Michael J. Fox, James Woods Director: John Badham At: Barton Creek, Great Hills, Highland, HAMLET Starring Mel Gibson, Glenn Close Director: Franco Zeffirelli At: Highland HIDDEN AGENDA Starring: Brad Dourif, Frances McDormand Director: Ken Loach At: Village HOME ALONE Starring Macaulay Culkin Director: John Hughes At Great Hills. Westgate Northcross, Wells Branch Stepping Stones Michael Long s paintings are rooted in early ab­ stract expressionism, symbolism and the meta­ physical On exhibit through April 5 IF LOOKS COULD KILL Starring: Richard Gneco. Linda Hunt Director William Dear At Arbor. Highland. W estgate 24 IMAGES April 4,1991 BY POPULAR DEMAND ♦ ED’S EGGS n’ GRITS ♦ WEEK-END BREAKFAST SAT - SUN S - NOON T H R E A D G I L L ' S 4 5 1 - 5 4 4 0 6 4 1 6 N. L A M A R ♦ ♦ TEXAN CLASSIFIED ADS WORK — FOR YOURS CALL 4 7 1 -5 2 4 4 Some restaurants talk about fresh food... We grow it. D R . 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