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Let I s Tailor Your N ew S p rin g C lothes. University Toggery Shop SW ANN Furniture and Carpet Company Afternoon T e a every afternoon except Sunday Cactus l e a Room “ I He Quaint L ittle Place W i t h a P erso n lity .” W e Furnish More Home* Phone ,1493 There la a Reaeon C o r o l l School. A ustin S a n ita r iu m . Miss N an cy Lee Ellis is ill a t the ( o m e ii will open the S u m m e r School this y e a r with the la rg e s t enrollm ent e v e r had. ^W ere w rn tte 240 courses an d 152 te a c h e rs to teach them. T his is an in­ crease j y i $8, courses over la s t y e a r ’s U n iv ersity has Quartermaster’s (ou* . I Arrangements a r e being made the School of B usiness T r a in in g at Harvard to give courses fo r p r e p a r ­ ing men for service in th e Q u a r te r m a s te r ’s C orps of the A rm y. The instruction those to men who hold commissi ris in the Re­ st rve O ffic e rs ’ T r a in in g Corps. Let tors have also been s e n t out to all alum ni who have knowledge of this work, especially as supplies. it concerns wa to oe * iv en is C o lg a te 's V arsity. C o lg a te is p a r tic u la r ly f o r tu n a te as th is y e a r to h e r baseball prosp ects L e e ry m an ex c ep t one who was on last y e a r 's squad, has re tu rn e d , anti, a lth o u g h this one was one of the s t a r pitchers, o th e r s have been discovered. In all, eleven of la st y e a r ’s le tte r men returned. S p r in g Practice. S p r in g pra c tic e will soon s t a r t for the b lk te a m s in th e E as t. H a r v a r d has issued th e call for football p la y ­ In ers to s t a r t practice on A pril IO. the event of w a r th e r e w in be no s p r in g p ra ctice a t H a rv a rd , h o w e v e r T ea c h in g Chinese. It Michigan is to in fo re ig n i n a u g u r a t e a new course is la n g u a g e s . the in te n t o f th e U n iv e rsity C hinese Club to give this course in order to fit stu d e n ts g r a d u a ti n g fo r work in China, and the course will not be a p a rt of the r e g u la r U n iv e r s ity c u r r i­ culum. Miss Met urdy of L ockhart is v is it­ ing h er s is te rs , Misses E lizab eth a n d M a r g a r e t McCurdy. Miss Lee Wolfin re tu rn e d M o n d ay m orn in g fro m a visit to San A ntonio. Miss Leone C atlin has moved from Mrs. A r l e t t ’s an nex to G race Hall. Mrs. O ak la n d has r e tu r n e d to h e r home in San Antonio. Miss S adie Scovel is to v isit h e r h me in Dallas for a few days. i -rel S ta u n to n and H. E. H o o v e r returnee* Monday from th e ir h om es in Waco. Miss Gertrude W u este leaves T u e s ­ day for h e r home in Eagle Pass. Miss I heck la P u e ffe r is v is itin g a t the A lpha Delta Pi House. Miss P u e ffe r is from New B ra u n fe ls. The g irls a t th e Kappa Alpha D elta H ouse w ere e n te rta in e d a t B a r to n a t a s u p p e r S u n d a y night. Miss M ary Louise Allen c o m p li­ m ented M iss Em ily Wells Monday n ig h t with a box p a r t y a t th e M a­ jestic. Miss Ruth Robinson has returned to h e r home in Palestine, a f t e r a visit to h er s iste r, Miss Annie Brice Rob­ inson, (if J u n i o r Week. festivities th e for Misses Flo re n c e C artle d ge a n d Te rosa M artin will spend a few d a y s th is week w ith frie n d s in San Antonio. TIV* U n iv e r s ity of T e x as D am es e n te r ta in e d t h e i r young people a t th e beau tifu l home o f Mrs. A. B ru n d e tt in A ldrdg e Place. Mr. C avinish of the U n iv e r s ity Cash S to re d o n a te d the cakes. E v e r y one who w as th e r e had a fine tim e. The U n iv e rsity o f T exas D am es is a w om an ’s club, m a d e up of the m o th ers, who a r e in A ustin , while th e ir children a r e a tte n d i n g the University. T h is club gives a social for th e y o u n g people every m onth. Student!* to Vote. A bill has passed both House and p e r m ittin g s t u ­ the S e n ate o f Ohio dents at college to vote. A ccording to this hill th e election fo r s tu d e n ts is to ta k e place a t th e v ario us colleges and univ ersities on the d a y b e fo re the re g u la r election, and will be in c h a r g e of a m e m b er of th e Board of Deputy S ta te Election S u p e r v i s o r s . The votes will then be sen t to the hom es of the in o rd e r t h a t th e y m a y he stu d e n ts counted in th e ir p ro p e r d is tric ts. Dogs Know W h ere to Rest. Even the dogs a t the U n iv e rsity of h»wa know w here to seek t h e i r refug e. The Daily Iowan tells of a tired hull pup who rem ain ed in peace all day at the foot o f ^ h c f la g pole, r e s tin g under] Old Glory. Student M a rk m a n sh ip . T he s tu d e n ts a t S y ra c u se U n iv e r sity showed the m se lve s more able to defend th e ir c o u n try th a n the faculty , if m a r k s m a n s h ip cou nts fo r a n y th in g . In a recent m eet betw een s t u d e n t and th e s tu d e n ts out- faculty m em bers, shot th e fa c u lty by 767 to 708 S t a r s A re M arried. Even the s t a r s a r e m a rrie d , so says a professor of A stro n o m y a t th e Uni* J v e rsity of M innesota. B ut th e s t a r s M ake y o u r d a te now for th e E a s t e r 4.17 G erm an. P l FRIA NS TD E N T E R T A I N . in to all the g irls T he P ie ria n L ite r a r y Society will be ho ste sse s the U niversity th is a fte rn o o n in th e Girls* Study Hall fro m 4:50 to (J M y rtis W a tk in s wdll give a violin solo, and stories will he told by Maude B urn es, Miss F lorence Brooks, Miss l o u i s e W r ig h t, a n d Mrs. W etirwein. a r e s u p e r io r to th e h um an beings in one re sp e c t in t h e i r m a trim o n ia l r e ­ lations. T h e r e has never been a di­ vorce in S ta r la n d , in spite of th e fa ct th a t some of th e s t a r s have been m a r ­ ried fo r millions of years. The s c a r c i­ ty of m a r r ia g e s a m o n g the s t a r s d u r ­ ing th e la s t few millions o f y e a r s i* due to the high cost of living, a c c o r d ­ ing to this pro fe sso r. Send Her A Dainty Box of C A N D I E S For American Queens —a n d dra w your divi­ d e n d s in her smile s and glances of appreciation. A L W A Y S FR ES H B Y E X P R E S S Buy Your Fraternity Embossed Stationery Now I here will be a big advance in a few days. Make your date now for the Easter German C A N O EJS At Special Prices The Walter Tips Co. Save Your Clothes FROM T H E MOTHS MOTH B A L L S, C ED A R C H IPS, L A V E N D E R FLO W ERS lo c and 25c University Drug Store “The Convenient Place." Eye Examiners A nd Miikt-rs of DUALITY G L A S S E S THE STELFOX CO. J . I Ii os. W a r d O ptom etrist in Charge. Player Piano Rolls 30c Popular Sheet Music 10c J. R. Reed Music Co. Is th e m e r c h a n t t h a t you a r e tra d - ing with a d v e r tis in g in T he T e x a n ? i r r p . i I V I C I y I I A I N , L l L L K t J OL C U * , . r r ) ( 1 Q . . r B iggs & Co., c le a n e rs an d tailors. 1847 1916 JOHN BREMOND CO. W H O LESA LE GROCERS And (toasters of H igh Grade C offees T ex a s’ Oldest Jobbing House MEYER MENCHEN T H E P R A C T I C A L T A IL O R M a k in g L ad ies’ and G entlem en *’ S u its to O rde r. in A lte ra tio n invisible R e p a irin g a S p e c ia lty W holesale Dry Goods, Notions and F u rn ish in g Goods . . . . T E X A S A U S T IN , Kent or P u rchase an U N D E R W O O D “T he M achine You Will E ven tu ally B u y” 112 W. 7th S t. Phone 87 JNO. L. MARTIN F O R S T U D E N T L A M P S A N D S U P P L I E S E V E R Y T H I N G E L E C T R IC A L 1009 C on g re ss Phone 312 Phone 320 408 C o n g re s s H ave You L ost Anything? Did you know th a t a d v ertisin g in The le x a n w as th e b est w ay to recover it? The Texan reach es th e en tire stu d en t body. R a tes are one cen t per word for th e fir s t in sertion and a h alf-cen t for each additional in sertion . S T U D E N T S , GET T H E H A BIT M EET A T V A R S I T Y C L U B 2000 Guadalupe S t. b a r r o w fomRCOLLARS arc curve c u t,to fit the shoulders perfectly T/actl CUu-tt, Peabody etCb.-lne.AOkCTs n n i s A Complete N ew Stock of Rackets, Spalding, Lee and Bancroft oI E v F ■ Balls, W rig h t & Ditson’s Championship ALWAYS Fresh T h e C o-op T O B IN ’S L E F T Y .T H O M A S W IN S F I R T E X A S OFFICIAL NOTICES a t held intere ste d n & in I UK MU. IN— All The sam e I (Continued from p ag e I.) Senior men in ten nis please who a r e rive me y o u r n am es today. The elim- . on T hu rsd ay , inations will be exhibition. T h ere were no s t a r field­ . April 5, c on sisting of singles only. C. ing f e a tu re s, the g am e being u n in te r ­ . J. Alderson, M anager. the p r e tty b a ttle estin g except for T H E follow ing men will please see which the two h u rle rs were stag in g . , a Rusk Bulletin a t once: Gus Basse, te a m s will m eet ag ain , J. W. Akin, F. W. A dam s, Knox Bat- today the , ton, Guy Beasley, B a rk e r, II. M. Buf- ha rd -h ittin g f i r s t basem an , or Willie . kin, and E a rle Racey. will probably go to the mound for th e visitors. Disch s t a r t B r o o k s H enderson for the Longhorn s. Sellars T hom as will be re a d y to go to the mound a t a n y time, if Henderson weakens. R E A G A N — I m p o r ta n t call m eeting of R eag an L ite r a ry Society T uesday, Be April 3, room 208, a t 5 p. rn. there, and be p ro m p t. J a n e Dawson. ART I T U B -Mr. R aym ond E v e re tt will .speak a t an open m e e tin g of the I A rt Club T u e sd a y a t 5 in room 102, E. invited. II. JR. The score: T ex a s— o ’clock. V aughn, in te re ste d expects to E very one Hornsby, P resident. AB. R. II. O. A. S . H a rt, L., l f ..................4 0 2 0 0 I I I I I Keitner, 8b................... I I I I 0 Of c f ...................8 0 Cannon, English, lf....................8 I 2 0 0 I 2 OI I F ernan dez, 2b..............3 0 0 Secor, s s ........................8 0 0 3 0 I I OI Feeble, ll)..................... 2 0 0 5 0 0 1 1 1 H a rt, M c .................... 3 0 0 0 I M. T hom as, p ...........3 0 0 B IR N E Y L A N I E R — R e g u la r m e e t­ ing W ednesday a t 5 o’clock in room 104. Leis F o ste r. T H E pep m e e tin g a t th e A ethena- um in thi* Law Building to n ig h t. Be I sure and b rin g some one. JU N I O R M E N —T o day is the last time you can sig n up for the in tr a ­ m ural tenn is contests. Be s u r e and see me some tim e to day a t lot), Main Building, o r phone 2000. C h a rles A. Gulick, Jr . j R A M S H O R N — R a m sho rn m e e ts a t OHO to night. Be there. A L L M E M B E R S of the A th e n a eu m L ite r a r y Society a re requ ested to be u n s e n t a t fight a t 7 ;80, th e r e g u la r m e e tin g Im p o r ta n t. j \ to- I WHEN you hear the front-door knocker it means that somebody that’s out is tryin’ t’ get in. A n’ same w ay with most other knockers, N o n e e d to “ k n o c k ” w h e r e y o u r pro - d u c t's ritflit. J u s t tell the facts. K v e ry bit o f V E L V E T Is n a tu ra lly a « e d t w o y e ars t o m a k e it t h e s m o o t h e s t s m o k ­ i n g t o b a c c o . r f s t * * ^ I F CORRECT EASTER SLIPPERS D I L L I N G H A M ’S Rea ut i fill Styles Headed and Blain Vamps, high Louis heels, very soft turned soles. $5.50 to $7.50 I hr right s t y l o s are b rrr. TOI ( (ingress Ave UNIVERSITY CLEAN­ ING AND PRESSING CO A. It. BROOKS. Manager. 2503 Guadalupe St. W . A . A C H I L L E S THE PIONEER GROCER Invites you to call or telephone your wants in his line. Quality and service, first consideration. “ If it is good, we have it.” " lf we have it, it is good.” Special Attention to Sorority and Fra ternity Houses Both Phones 865 308-10 W. 16tl THE ELLIOTTS’ The Cactus has gone to press,I THE ELLIOTTS haven’t gone anywhere. Wei right here, ready, willing, a anxiously waiting to make th. “nice” fancy pictures that v were wanting as soon as ti rush was over. THE ELLIOTTS’ QUEEN THEA TRE TODAY I. Stuart Blackburn and Albert E. Smith Present Amer­ ica’s Daintiest Actress ANITA STEWART IN “ T h e G lo ry o f Y a la n d a ” Attend the Matinees and Avoid the Night Rush. Mgr. Robert Hugh Henson’s PASSION PHAY THE UPPER ROOM Knights of C olumbus Hall, 8:30 I*. M Admission 50 t ents AFTER THE GERMAN Our Fountain Is at Your Service We Cater Especially to University Students Ninth and Concrew THE NOOK Corner 2 Cornell University Medical College IN THE CITY OK NEW YOKE Admits graduates of the University of Texas presenting the required Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. Instruction by laboratory methods throughout the course. Small sections facilitate contact of student and instructor. Graduate courses leading to A. M. and Ph.D. also offered under direction of the Graduate School of Cornell University Applications for admission are preferably made not later than June. Next session opens September 27, 1917. I or information and catalogue, address THE DEAN, Cornell University Medical College, Box 415 First Avenue and Twenty-eighth Street, New York, City. Notice! Whether you are going to buy a suit of dot hen, a pair of shoes, a cold drink or a ticket to a moving picture show, always tell the man that you saw his advertisement in The Texan. I ’ B atted for C h r is te n b e r r y in the ninth inning. ............................. IOO OOI O O *- 2 T exas T. C. U .............................HK) OIH) (MX) -I Stolen bases, McKee .Summary ( 2 ) ; 3-base hits, Cannon, English; stru ck out, by T h o m as l l , by Lee 0; Kises on balls, o f f Lee 2; o ff Thom as, !; wild pitch, by Lee I ; hit bats ma.I, McKee by T h o m a s; um pire, J a c k A sh ­ ton; tim e o f ga m e , I hour and 56 m in­ utes. Sick clothes, consult a specialist Biggs & Co. TEXAN WANT ADS ads T E X A N w ant b r in g resu lts Rates, I cent per word fo r the first nsertion, th re e insertions fo r 2 cents. Absolutely no ad ta k e n over the phono. Call a t room 109, Main Building. No ad ta k en for less th a n 25 cents. P a y ­ m ent in advance alw a y s required. DR. H. E. B A X T E R , dentist, 612 Scar B ro ug h Bldg. Old phone 1316. DR. E. C. BERWICK, dentist. Suite 521 S c arb ro u g h Bldg. Rhone 3.50. We give q u ality and service with m r b a rb e r work. Driskil! B a rb e r ■Shop, Moritz Silver, Prop. M an ic u r­ ing and chiropody a specialty. P H O N E 4051 fo r ladies' tle m e n ’s cleaning and a nd gentle- p ressin g. All work g u a ra n te e d . The*Texas B a rb e r Shop Allen & O liphant, Props gresg. ROOM A N I) BOA RI dies; e v ery th in g fir San A ntonio St. Mrs S T U D E N T S —Gk> to Shop, Bast he Bldg, woik. Billy Wolf, p; SUBSCRIBE FOR THE TEXAN v e rsity M ethodist C hurch. EXC H A N G E D h a ts S un day a t Uni Havt g reen h a t with initials IL M. on ha! R-* band. N o tify T. L. Allen. Invest a part of that April check Cactus, May will be too late. Last chance to get a Cactus. Fina of Cactus begins Monday.