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Holiday blues
not unusual
Experts say expectations 
often lead to depression

Associated Press

for 

those strangely 

NEW YORK — The time has 
come 
ironic
symptoms that seem inappropriate 
to the season, but the Rev Lee
Fullerton offers some reassurance: 
Those "holiday blues" are really 
quite com m on.

As noted in pastoral and psychia­
tric counseling, 
the melancholy 
oddly descends most widely in the 
presumably happiest periods, esp e­
cially the weeks from Thanksgiving 
to ( hristmas.

"It s when you're supposed 
to 
feel good and be h ap p y," said 
Fullerton, an Atlanta pastor who 
has worked extensively in the men 
tal health field. "B ut a lot oí people 
don't feel that way "

There's a simple system for help­
ing ward off that despondency, he 
said — talking about it with rela­
tives, fnends or fellow church m em ­
bers, or getting them to open up 
about it

"Y ou can't just pull people out of 
But it can help to en ­
it, he said 
courage them to talk abi ut it, to let 
them know' that most people have 
such feelings once in a while ”

As a costless Christm as present to 
others, he suggested in a telephone 
interview "P av a little more atten ­
tion to people

Fullerton, 39 pastor of Atlanta's 
Steward Avenue United Methodist 
formerly a pastoral 
Church and 
counselor at 
the Georgia Mental 
Health Institute, has w ntten some 
pre-Chnstm as advice on the subject 
for fellow clergv

It was distributed bv the urban 
mission arm of the denomination's 
North Georgia conference

Fullerton cited two main factors 
that bnng on the slump in mood 
The holiday reality often doesn't 
match the popularized image, and 
the pace of activities all around ap-

Gar abnormally accelerated and 

rdensome
"Everything seems speeded up. 
into a 
the m erchandising going 
frenzy, people getting behind 
in 
their shopping and having to fight 
crowds and traffic to do anything," 
he said 
"It zaps their energy and 
their enjoym ent, too "
More basically 

the 
problem is shattered expectations, 
he said.

for many 

"T h ey've grown up 

thinking 
C hnstm as should be a big family

In m any ca ses, 

g athering, with gifts and e very bo d y 
a ro und and food on the table. But 
th a t's often not the way th ings a r e .” 
is 
acu te for single people, for o n e -p a r­
e n t fam ilies, for the h o m e le ss and 
o th e r poor th at " d o n 't h av e e n o u g h 
m o n e y to get the o n e gift a child has 
w an ted all y e a r . "

the contrast 

For th e s e and o th ers in similar cir­
cu m s ta n c e s, the typically portrayed 
im ages o f C h ris tm a s simply d on't 
live up to the reality and "it's as it 
so m e th in g had d i e d , " Fullerton 
said.

them T h e y 

They blam e 

"I t s h o w s on 

feel 
guilty 
the m se lv es 
T h e y 're a lot hard e r on th e m se lv es 
in ju d g m e n t th an G od would ever 
be By such harsh ju d g m e n ts , e m o ­
tionally an d physically, w e 're r u in ­
ing our h e a l t h ."

In the p a m p h le t for clergv, Fuller­
ton said " t h e ch u rch has the unique 
o p p o r tu n i ty " 
special 
to d o 
th ings to " p r o c l a im the holiday s e a ­
son as a time for th an k sg iv in g , e x ­
pectation and c e le b r a t io n ," and to 
'm inister to th o se w h o do not feel 
thankful, e xp e c ta n t or celebrative 

tw o 

He said seaso nal d e p re s s io n also 
can b n n g related illnesses such as 
ulcers and h e a d a c h e s , and also re­
sult in family d is p u te s and violence 
" W h e n p eople 
tee I h e l p l e s s and 
h óp eless, the te n d e n c y to lash out is 
l a w e n fo r c e m e n t and vic­
greate r 
receive 
tims' 
m o re requ ests tor s e r v i c e s " than at 
a m oth e r time o f year

as s is ta n ce 

officers 

Fullerton said the holiday slu m p 
usually starts out as a kind of " l o w 
and a little help 
grade d e p re s s io n , 
can stop it from " g e t t i n g even d e e p ­
er d o w n the line.

" A lot of d ee p -s e a te d pro blem s 
- 1 irt like this, as ‘a s ea so n al prob- 
_m, but tho se w h o stay in it get 
worse an d w o rs e and en d up very 
d ep resse d ' 
I he results he added , 
can be s e n o u s . such as he a v y d rin k ­
ing or suicidal im p u ls es

But w hv this in c o n sisten t mixture 
t s a d n e s s c re e p in g into a time of 

joy?

"I see it as strangely c o n siste n t in 
At 
th e re s an e le m e n t of 
in the pit, and God 

the C h ristian faith " he said 
C h n s tm a s , 
b eing d o w n 
co m e s to you there

” i o u c o u ld n 't accept it anv othe r 
wav, and the situation s e e m s you 
would n e v e r get ou t, but G od 
co m es m

By BOCHIY SECHLER
Exam Week Extra Staff

David Throop may be researching 

himself nght out of a job 

in 

com puter 

A University of Texas doctoral 
candidate 
science, 
Throop's NASA-funded research on 
artificiad intelligence may som eday 
leave him a superfluous relic in an 
age of com puter automation.

"A1 is the one area within com ­
puter science that gives a person the 
power to sp ecu late," said Throop, 
who graduated from Georgia Tech 
with a degree in chemical engineer­
ing before com ing to UT.

Throop is researching the possi­
bilities of a diagnostic com puter 
program that NASA hopes will op­
erate the cooling system on its space 
station. According to Throop, the 
the current 
program exemplifies 
state of the art of artificial intelli­
gence.

"L arge am ounts of numerical in- 
orm ation" will be generated by the 
¡pace station, and the program will 
'make sense of it, extract disorders, 
liagnose p roblem s," said Throop.

The type of system Throop is 
vorking on differs 
significantly 
rom com puter system s com m only 
n use today.

‘ lew i

Unlike today's "three-w ay split" 
systems, which consist of a comput 
er, a com puter program and data 
the artificial 
intelligence systems 
will contain an additional fourth fac­
tor, a "know ledge base.

Within 

this knowledge base, 
there will be a basic inferencing pro­
gram , 
"k n ow led ge e n g in e,” 
which will enable the com puter to 
move the com puter from a premise 
to a conclusion. 

.- ~ . 

. ...

a 

According to Tnroop, a basic diffi­
culty in the development of these 
system s is the many different types 
of input data artificial intelligence 
program s will have to confront.

In contrast to today's software, 
W)üch gg*to*^fy operate in the same 
fasTWt regardless of the informar

\

Near miss
UT cycling club m em ber Robert Stolt attempted to dodge teammate Eddie 
Crawford s bicycle during a 40-minute criterium race at Rice University

Nov. 6. Stolt m anaged to avoid the bike and keep his balance 
was not hurt in the spill.

Crawford

Daniel B y ra m

Mexican economy key to relations

Associated Press

S A N A N T O N I O 

Yhe United S ta te s and
Mexico can do all th ey can to solve im m igration, 
narcotic- and fo reign policy p roblem s, but not 
until M exico's e c o n o m y and foreign d ebt stabil­
ize will tht tw o c o u n trie s' re lationship im prove, 
says an official w h o stu d ied the cou n trie s' prob­
lem v-

San A n t o n i o Mayor Henrv C isneros, w;ho 
ch aired the 18-m em ber Bilateral C o m m is s io n on 
the Future of U .S -M ex ico R elations, said that 
officials could try to w o rk out solutions to n u ­
m erou s p ro blem s, but that solutions w ould fail if 
e co n o m ic p ro b lem s were not rectified.

Both cou ntries also w o u ld benefit by work e x ­
ch a n g e p ro g ra m s in particular indu stries and bv 
schcxii ed u ca tion p r o g r a m s that focus on the 
other cou ntry , C i s n e r o s said

tw o -y e a r 

f he c o m m is s io n 's 

findings have 
been sent to Mexi an P resid ent C arlos Salinas de 
( .ortari and to I s P resid ent-elect G e o rg e Bush.
Debt obligations in the future should be d e ­
signed subject to the capacity of M e x ic o 's ability 
to pay un der c o n d itio n s of g r o w t h ," C isn e ro s 
said

"I t the sch e d u le of p a y m e n ts is so o n e ro u s 
that debt and a g ro w th ca n n o t be provided for,

we are going to have p ro b lem s , not M exico, but 
1 w e are g o in g to hav e p ro b ­
r u n , '' 
the 

lo n g 

in 

le m s 
C is n e ro s said.

T h e four-term m a y o r w h o 
pre viou sly served on the Bi­
lateral C o m m is sio n on C e n ­
tral A m e n c a also said he did 
re v o lu tio n 
n o t 
* i L j w ould occu r in M e x ico b e ­
the political d eb ate 
ca u se 
provided for a te n s io n e sca p e 
valve

be) ? v e 

a 

He said 

t -
Cisneros
the c o m m is s io n 
re co m m e n d e d that M exico b eco m e m o re re ce p ­
tive to U .S 
in v e s tm e n t and that both cou ntries 
w ould benefit by hav in g e co n o m ic exp e rts in 
both cou ntries w o rk in g with each other.

" T h e y should create a cabinet-level, b i-n ation 
a I e c o n o m ic position w h ich would serve as a 
high-level forum for p e rm a n e n t dialogue a b ou t 
m a cro ec o n o m ic policies and would provide an 
e arly-w arning sy stem to avoid the kind of e m ­
b arrassm en ts that takes years to r e s o l v e ," he 
said

O n the narcotics issue, C isn e ros said M e x i c a n s 
believe U.S. d em an d for the illicit d ru gs w-as the 
im p etu s for the increase in the heroin and m a r i ­

juana trade.

Americans, however, believe that production 
would continue in Mexico anvw'ay and that cor­
rupt Mexican officials fuel it even more, Cisneros 
said.

Fie said the commission recommended that 
the United States acknowledge that demand is a 
source for the problem, but that Mexican author­
ities should target big-time traffickers and offer 
economic alternatives to farmers to plant other 
crops instead of illegal ones.

The commission suggested that the United 
States look at increasing the quota ot immigrants 
allowed 
into the country each year, bu t that 
w'ithout a stable Mexican economy, it would be 
difficult to stop the flow of immigrants.

"Short of building a Chinese wall along the 
border and arming it, there will be no way to 
keep people from coming to work and sending 
monev back to their families, particularly when 
there are manv sectors in American industry that 
want 
those workers," said Cisneros, w'hose 
grandfather fled Mexico during a revolution in 
the 1920s.

The commission also found that Americans 
should not expect Mexico to follow the United 
States in foreign policy matters, especially w-hen 
dealing with Central America issues.

UT researcher pioneers intelligence field

Christmas brings stress 
for problem drinkers

By KIM HORNER
Exam Week Extra Staff

For m o s t p e o p le the holidays 
bring h a p p in e s s and warmth but 
time of 
alcoholism m a k e s 
dread, a s u b s ta n c e a b u s e c o u n ­
selor said.

it a 

" M a n y a lcoholics get into legal 
trouble an d hit bottom because 
there is so m u ch alcohol available 
and so m u ch p ressure to drink 
said K athy B en tz, a counselor at 
Charter L an e Counseling Center 
at Tw e lv e O ak s.

"P e o p l e who drink use the time 
to take advantage to drink more 
and p eople who do not usuallc 
drink also d r.nk more because of 
societal e x p e c ta tio n s ,' s h e said.

Bentz, a recov ering alcoholic 
said ad vertising and the m edia a g ­
g ravate the situation with a tre 
for ch a m p a g n e 
m e n d o u s push 
and liquor

Many Alcoholics Anonymous 
sobriets 
to 
m e m b e r s have 
dates 
in Ja n u a ry to prevent the 
time from ge ttin g out of control, 
sh e said.

set 

S o m e w a y s to handle the p r o b ­
lem s of e x ce s s iv e holiday drinking 
to m ake a rra n g e ­
are 
m ents for a n y o n e w h o drinks too 
much, a n d to serv e less alcohol.

for h osts 

The p ro blem is that people w h o 
can control their d rinking are not

alcoholics, she said 

"Society as a whole is so igno­
rant of what alcoholism is," she 
said. Most measures will not affect 
alcoholics v\ ho are not going to 
stav at a party where there is no 
alcohol, she said.

"T h e thing is, it you cut them 
off. tht . will drive down to find a 
place where thev can get alcohol, 
she said.

These are the people whose ba­
rometer for whether it was a go<>d 
party is whether 15 people passed 
o u t," she said

Programs like Dial-a-Ride do not 
cut the number ot people w b o a r e 
smashed on the road because al­
coholics think the> are able to 
drive, Bent/ explained.

' When 1 was drinking, 1 would 
want them to take me the the next 
bar 

she said

Bentz said sh<. knows first-hand 
that most campaigns and projects 
to prevent the tragedies that come 
with alcohol abu < often miss then 
targets.

"W h en 1 was in school it was 
kind of a 
" W e 
would just laugh and have anoth­
er drink

she said. 

joke 

l he parts animal im age is so ac­
cepted she said, that more public 
education would d o more 
than 
things like Dial-a-Ride

! 

______

ÍÓOAY

Longhorn basketful — For
most students, wmtef break is a 
time to catch up on sleep and 
watch television, f^or the Tien's 
tea?m, Christm as 
b a sk e tb a i 
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David Throop stands watch over a duster of work stations designed for use with inteKgence research.

T o m S te v e n s

tion input to the system , an artificial 
intelligence program must be able to 
s1*Vitch between various modes of
° P e ‘-ation dependent on the type of 
infori.,a ^ on gjven ¡t.

t(*d ay 's system s, "th e flow of 
greatly dependent on

control V. 
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i 1 sroop said. 
input, 
. Th‘sd lffG f r o m a
an artificial intel­
ligence P ^jg ram , which m ust be 
able to r e c r i_
.Agnize various types of 
differently to

inputs an 
them.

ciently^ Thn is *ccomPBshed effi‘
«LÍSsees many com m er- 
>fica
rial apphca
is for artificial intelli- 
gence. Uni!
rersity researchers are 
many such applications

wor 1 ® 
now.

UT scientr.

»ts have developed a

i

machine translation system , called 
METAL, which can translate Ger­
man 
into English. Another UT 
is PROTOS, a machine 
project 
learning program applied to medi­
cal cases. Using a knowledge base,
the program learns recognize a pa-
tient s sym ptom s as a particular dis­
ease. As it gains in experience, the 
program actually gets better at diag­
nosing illness.

aii

Although researchers have been 
experimenting with artificial intelli­
gence for the last 30 years, Throop 
believes these system s are still in 
their infancy.

"The field went down some blind 
alleys," Throop 
took 
awhile to understand that AI is the 
best way to attack certain types of

said. 

"It 

problem s."

Only in the last 10 years have arti­
ficial 
intelligence products been 
available for commercial sale, he 
said.

Throop believes that the type of 
system he is working on eventually 
will become incorporated into all 
areas of com puter science.

"A lready, the methodology is be­
coming just another factor of pro­
gram m ing," he said. "A I will spin 
off to join other sub-disciplines. 
Problems that involve more cogni­
tive overhead will be attacked.

"In the next 21) years the things 
we consider AI will no longer be 
considered intelligence; they will be 
co n sid ered 
p ro g ram ­
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Barker Center hosts conference

By TRACY FREEMAN
Exam Week Extra Staff

If you've ever wanted to see a collection of armadillo 
art, Austin psychedelic m usic posters, or even classic 
theatre posters, tour the Barker Texas History C enter 
before February 28, 1989.

After hosting the 20th annual North Am erican Print 
C onference Nov. 9-12, the BTH C has opened its exhib­
it, "Im p ression s Past and P re se n t," to the public.

The con ference is an inform al group of collectors, 
curators, scholars and dealers w ho have met to discuss 
the history of prints and printm aking in North America 
since th e initial conference began in 1970. A volunteer 
host chooses the selected prints, prepares the agenda 
and is responsible for publishing the official proceed- 
ings.

This year, the role of host w as filled by Kate Adams, 
assistant director of the center. Adam s gave a talk on 
"T exas Im pressions: G raphic A rts and the Republic of 
Texas, 1836-1845."

John W heat, sound archivist of the BTHC and co­
coordinator of the exhibit, said his favorite exhibit is 
"T exas Poster Art: The A ustin M usic S c e n e ." The 
posters w ere m ade betw een 1967 and 1988, and include

some prints from the legendary Vulcan Gas Co.

"I'm prejudiced for the Austin music posters because 
it gives a regional and contem porary touch to the Aus­
tin music sc e n e ," said W heat.

Local musician Gilbert Shelton and his psychedelic 
art contributed to the San Francisco/Austin pipeline of 
m usic, W heat said.

O ther Texas poster art com m em orates the Texas 
Centennial with depictions of cow boy life. Also in the 
exhibition are practical prints: business ads, song 
sheets and funeral ads from the Republic of Texas and 
later state of Texas.

A special feature is the alm anacs of Davy Crockett, 
who m aintained a series of contem porary almanacs 
throughout his lifetim e, W heat said.

This conference marked the first time the NAPC was 
held in Austin; about 100 professional collectors and
scholars attended.

Sponsors for the conference w ere the Texas State 
Historical A ssociation, the C enter for Studies in Texas 
History, the Harry Ransom H um anities Research C en­
ter, the Archer M. H untington Art G allery, the Texas 
Memorial M useum , BTHC and the C ollege of Liberal 
Arts.

Trans-Atlantic cable begins operation

Associated Press

NEW YORK — With a few w ords 
from prolific science fiction author 
Isaac Asim ov, the voyage of laser 
beam s through a shark-proof u n ­
derw ater fiber-optic cable began a 
new era of trans-A tlantic com m u ni­
cations.

The cable, thinner than a child s 
wrist, w ent into service W ednesday 
and can carry 40,000 phone calls b e­
tween the United States and Europe 
sim ultaneously, double the capacity 
of 
trans-A tlantic copper-», able 
predecessors com bined

its 

Asimov, author of more than 400 
books of science fiction, spoke the 
first official w ords on the cable in a 
three-w av video conference co n ­
necting New York, London and Par 
is.

"W elcom e, everybody, 

to 

this 

trans-Atlantic crossing 

historic 
this maiden voyage across the sea 
on a beam of light,' Asim ov said, 
his voice instantly flashed a s coded 
pulses of laser light 
the 
more than 3,5(X) miles of cable.

through 

In a sign of the voracious dem and 
for com m unications, the partners in 
the $361 million project expect the 
fiber-optic cable to start running out 
of room bv late 1991 T h at's when a

new cable with even greater capaci­
ty will go into service.

AT&T said 1988 would be the first 
year the com pany bandied m ore 
than 1 billion calls into and out of 
the United States

For 

residential 

custom ers, 

trans-A tlantic calls, 

the 
new cable, called the 1A1-8, will 
mean a continued decline in the 
price of 
lo r 
businesses, it will mean lower rates 
and greater capacity for the huge 
thov 
volume of 
transm it, 
in areas of 
finance, travel and tourism

com puter data 

especially 

O rdinary 

television broadcasts 
s t i l l will be earned by satellite b e­
cause they would take up too m uch 
room on the table But the c a b le s 
builders expect it to be used lor \i 
d eo conferences betw een offices 
with the signals com pressed to take 
up l e s s room

I asers have revolutionized phone 
netw orks bv m aking it possible to 
transmit inform ation in the form ot 
rapid pulses of laser light through 
hair-thin strands ot g l a s s known a s 
optical tibors 1 lie lasers transmit in 
formation in digital form

Most 

long distance calls w ithin 
the United S t a t e s already are earned 
on optical fibers
The new 

co n tain s 

cab le 

six

strands of glass, and tw o of them 
are spares. The cable m easures 0.8 
inch across, except for the sections 
that are reinforced to guard against 
shark bites. Reinforced sections are 
1.3 inches across.

The first undersea phone cable 
betw een the United States and Eu­
rope, TAT-1, was built in 1956 and 
could handle 36 sim ultaneous calls. 
During its 22 y e a r s , it handled 10 
million c a lls 1 AT-8 can handle that 
many calls in l e s s than two days.

Am erican T elephone & Telegraph 
Co. ow ns 34.1 percent of TAT-8, 
British Telecom 1 5 .5 percent and 
France Telecom 9 8 percent. The 
com panies sent cable-laying ships 
to share in the effort The rest of 
27 other 
TAT -8 
a d m in istra ­
te le co m m u n ic a tio n s 
tions and com panies

is ow ned bv 

The cable 

touches ground 

in 
North America at Tuckerton, N .J.; 
t h e United Kingdom at Wide- 
in 
mouth in North Cornw all, and in 
France at Penm arch in Bnttanv It is 
buried a yard beneath the ocean 
floor to a d e p t h of about 3,00(1 feet 
so it w ill not K- snagged bv fishing 
vessels It is clad in steel to a depth 
ot K,500 feet to protect against shark 
b i t e s

B E V O 'S

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By MIKE CLARK 
Exam Weak Extra Staff

their choice.

When Hessian soldiers first imported the Teutonic 
custom of Christmas trees to America, obtaining a fine 
pine was a simple process. You got a good ax, went out 
to the primeval forest in your back yard, knocked down 
a nice tree, and took it home.

But in today's America, most people aren't lucky 
enough to live near the primeval forest, and the pro­
duction of Christmas trees has become a nice-sized 
business for farmers and foresters.

Nationally, the bulk of Christmas trees for sale at 
chain stores and supermarkets are grown in the North­
west by giant lumber concerns like Weyerhauser and 
Georgia-Pacific.

The same holds true at many Central Texas retail 
outlets, such as Builders' Square and Safeway, which 
obtain their blue pine Christmas trees from Wey- 
erhauser's Oregon and Colorado facilities.

However, Christmas tree farming is a nationwide 
business, and Texas is home to 450 tree farmers who 
expect to earn $9.75 million dollars in 1988, according to 
Kerry Kutch, a spokeswoman for the Texas D epart­
ment of Agriculture.

The majority of the 600,000 trees that'll be harvested 
in Texas this season are Virginia pines, which are simi­
lar to the traditional Scotch pine but have softer needles 
and a somewhat stronger fragrance. Virginia pines are 
predominantly grown in the east and southeast sec­
tions of the state.

The other prevalent variety in Texas is the Afghan or 
elderica pine, which flourishes in the and and sandy 
soil of West Texas. Both types of C hnstm as tret* can 
attain heights of 14 to 15 feet, although the average tree 
sold is 6 or 7 feet, Kutch said.

According to TDA statistics, 50 percent of the trees 
grown statew ide are sold wholesale. Among the re­
tailers in Central Texas selling Texas-grown Christm as 
trees are Callahans, Winn-Dixie and Wolfe N ursery in 
Cedar Park, which sells live trees in pots

According to the Texas C hnstm as Tree G r o w e r s As­
sociation (TCTGA), all trees grown by its mem bers are 
"close enough to the m arketing areas that thev can be 
delivered w ithin one to three days of being cut.” This 
ensures that your tree w on't begin to disintegrate be­
fore the holiday season's over 
a problem that mav 
occur with trees obtained from farms in the Pacific 
Northwest.

Six percent of the state's farmers have retail lots ei­
ther on their farms or at other locations. The remaining 
44 percent operate choose-and-cut lots, w here buyers 
bnng their chainsaw s and cut dow n the living tree of

In the Austin area, according to Kutch, the majority 
of Christmas tree farmers operate choose-and-cut lots. 
While there aren't any members of the TCTGA in 
Travis County, according to the TDA's Christmas tree 
promotional brochure, there are several in Bastrop and 
Caldwell Counties.

In years past, the Boy Scouts operated one of the 
m ost popular choose-and-cut Christmas tree farms in 
Austin. Indeed, it was so popular that the Scouts' sup­
ply of trees was overharvested in past years, and 
they're taking this year off to let their young trees grow 
to a more m ature height. They hope to be back next 
year.

In the Boy Scouts' absence, one of the more conven­
ient tree lots for Austinites is the Nature's Way Christ­
mas Tree Farm, off U.S. 290 in Bastrop County, past 
Elgin. Proprietors Bill and Kaye Walton's choose-and- 
cut establishm ent offers a variety of Virginia and elderi­
ca pines ranging from 5 to 8 feet. Nature's Way furn­
ishes the saws, although customers have to fell their 
own trees.

This is N ature's W ay's first year selling trees, which 
they've been growing for four years. The Waltons have 
more than 25,000 trees of all ages on their 30-acre 
spread, of which about 2,000 are available for sale. Ac­
cording to Kaye Walton, the bulk of the trees left for 
sale are 6 and 7 feet tall, although there are a limited 
num ber of 8-foot trees.

For students w ho don't want a family-sized tree, Na­
tu re's Way also offers trees under 5 feet. Prices range 
from $12 for an under-5-foot specimen to $30 for trees 8 
feet and taller.

"We feel like business has been good," says Walton. 
"We can tell that more people are learning about our 
farm and are coming out here to get a good tree."

Like m anv agncultural businesses, the C hristm as 
tree industry was adversely affected by this year7s se­
vere drought However, the full extent of the dry 
w eather's dam age w on't be felt for several years, w hen 
this year's plantings reach their m aturity.

"We planted in January, and the drought definitely 
affected our cr o p s — some of our trees aren 't as high as 
we would like," savs Walton.

"H ow ever, we irrigate, so we do n't think it hu rt us 
that much We still have a lot of good trees available for 
the public."

N ature's Way is open from noon to 5:30 Sunday 
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mm II

N eed a To b?
'The Texan' provides opportunities

M aybe you 've n ever considered w orking for a new spaper. But 

if you can w rite, edit, draw or take photographs, The Daily 
Texan needs you and people like you.

The Texan belongs to th e w hole student body, and any student is 

eligible to work for us. A nd if you have any special skills or background 
(you're bilingual, say, or you know chemical engineering) all the better. 
All you have to do is com e dow n to the Texan offices at 25th Street and 
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out an application.

D on't worry about journalism experience — w e'll train you. W e're 
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W hether you plan on a career in journalism or ju st have an interest in 

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S p e a k e a s y

It's probably the Hook'em Horns sign

“W e'll try not to hold up traffic, but if we do, let m e ask you as a 
neighbor to signify your displeasure som e other way than those very 
active hand signals I get from tim e to time as we go through town. 
George Bush apologizing to the residents o f Kennebunkport, Maine, for the 
disruptions his visits cause.
Bum baby, bum

“If a baby has a first friend like this, baby w on 't need an enem y.''

Ann Brown o f Americans fo r Democratic- Action, on Fisher-Price's Puffalomp 
doll. The doll's clothes are flam m able because the m anufacturer determined that 
flam e retardant chemicals w ere toxic.
We know what you mean

“ It w ent up; it cam e dow n. But it had absolutely no scientific v alu e.'' 
Dr. Roald Sagdeyev, form er director o f the Space Research Institute on the Soviet 
space shuttle.
Well, some Republicans are slow to catch on
“I have seen m ore B ush-Q uayle bum per stickers since the election 

th an during the cam p aig n ."
M ark Goodin, Bush's campaign press secretary and potential Bush appointee.
Reagan, Bush flunk Philosophy 318

“This is not the last eth ics test for the Reagan adm inistration. This is 

the first real ethics test for the incom ing Bush ad m in istratio n ."
Common Cause President Fred W ertheimer on Reagan's pocket veto of the bill to 
lim it lobbying by high-level federal officials after leaving office.

the Palestinian 
L iberation O rg an izatio n 
hired G eorge Bush's media 
advisers, for it pulled off a rem ark­
able public relations event. Declar­
ing in such a bold m anner that 
they support United N ations Res­
olution 242 carries the sam e practi­
cal meaning as G eorge Bush's vow 
to make this a kinder, gentler na­
tion. In fact, this “n ew " declara­
tion is a contradiction of the very 
foundations of the PLO.

The PLO 's alleged change in p o­
sition is no change at all. Yasser 
Arafat, leader of the PLO and the 
Fatah faction, been declaring his 
support for U .N . Resolution 242 
and other U.N. resolutions for the 
past year.

W hat he hasn't declared is his 
interpretation of these resolutions. 
W hat Arafat m eans is that the

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Take my radio, please

(Yes, 

Speaking on behalf of all those whose 
automobile cassette decks are broken, I 
would like to say there are too m any oldies 
on our airwaves. 
they are our 
airw aves - ask the Federal Com m unica­
tions Com m ission.) N ot all listeners are 
b ab y-b oo m er y u p p ie s. W e yuckees 
(young, underpaid college kids economi­
cally endangered) have the sam e listening 
rights as people w ho can afford the prod­
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you will not tolerate discrimination against 
the poor. Just because som eone does n ot 
have the cash for a sleeper sofa or new 
cassette deck does not m ean that person 
should have to listen to the dream s and 
fantasies of another generation.

By the way, if I com e across “Sister 
Golden Hair Surprise" one more time, I 
shall rip my radio out and toss it through 
m y sunroof into oncom ing traffic as a sym ­
bol of the violence that m ay y et occur if 
this injustice is n ot rectified.

Bruce McDougall 
Journalism

Witt's actions unethical

Dean Robert Witt of the Graduate 
School of Business is facing many large 
problems. For example, the GSB was re­
cently excluded from Business Week Maga­
zine's list of top 20 business schools.

U.S. supports butchers from the past
A fter recently m ourning the victim s of 

D o n a ld K e n n e r
GUEST COLUMNIST

ers the opportunities for destabilization that the 
Khm er Rouge could offer the United States. 
W ith both China and the Khm er Rouge as de- 
facto allies, U .S. hegem ony could once again be 
asserted in Southeast Asia; again with heavy 
casualties to the people of Kam puchea.

K ristallnacht and vow ing to oppose 
let 
genocidal am bitions everyw here, 
us not forget the people of K am puchea, form er­
ly Cam bodia. M ost of us have seen The Killing 
Fields, so 1 w on 't replay the details of the Asian 
holocaust, only to say that the death toll is con­
servatively estim ated to have been one million.

In the annals of propaganda, the C am bodian 
experience u nder the Khm er Rouge holds a 
precarious place. Left-w ingers w ho cheered the 
Cam bodian revolution in its infancy are lam­
basted as having supported the subsequent 
slaughter (lack of foresight).

Right-w ingers w ho once scream ed about the 
Khm er Rouge atrocities are now taken to task 
for their silence about U .S. governm ent sup­
port for the K hm er Rouge-dom inated guernlla 
coalition (lack of insight).

The wild card in this scenario is the Viet­
nam ese arm y that threw out the Pol Pot re­
gime, returning C am bodia to civilization. This 
event is one that troubles even liberals, not to 
mention conservatives.

A ren't the V ietnam ese the bad guys? A ren't 
invasions a violation of sovereignty? But then 
who would have preferred a “so v ereig n " C am ­
bodia under “ the Asian H itler"?

Perhaps the U .S. governm ent. Incredible as it 
seem s, the boys in the basem ent of the W hite 
House have developed quite an affinity for 
these spunky characters in the red bandanas 
Not only has the U .S. sent aid to the "D em o ­
cratic Kam puchea C oalition "(the three form er 
rulers of C am bodia, including Pol Pot), but the 
U .S. defends the K hm er R ouge's occupation of 
K am puchea's seat in the United N ations, over 
the current civilian governm ent.

The ch ief provider of aid for the Khm er 
Rouge are those entrep ren eu rs from the Peo­
ple's Republic of China U .S. officials, with 
com pletely straight faces, claim that our aid 
(read: tax dollars) goes only to the other two 
factions of the D em ocratic K am puchea C oali­
tion. This distinction is one that even Jeane 
Kirkpatrick would have trouble rationalizing.

the V ietnam ese forces 

The New York Times reports that the Khm er 
Rouge is planning to retake K am puchean terri­
tory as 
leave. After 
stockpiling w eapons for a year, the Khm er 
Rouge is now evacuating refugees from the 
cam ps in Thailand, and m oving them into co m ­
bat areas along the Thai-K am puchean border; 
areas cut off from medical aid and w ith a high 
frequency of m alana.

The Times also observed aggression by Pol Pot 
against other factions that som e say could be 
the beginning of a “civil w ar" w ithin the coali­
tion.

Amid these rehearsals for The Killing Fields, 
Part II, one might ask a question: W hat will the 
U .S. response be toward the Khm er Rouge if 
the coalition falls apart? Besides the previously 
m entioned aid and support, some evidence 
from May, 1988 could point to future U S 
Khm er Rouge cooperation.

In response to the forced evacuation of refu ­
gees and gross violations of hum an n ghts, the 
U N. cut off aid to a Khm er Rouge cam p. The 
United States strongly objected

This reaction is not surprising if o n e consid ­

T he continuing nightm are of Pol Pot could 
have been averted in the early 1980s, w hen 
V ietnam ese forces w ere on the verge of d efeat­
ing the Khm er Rouge in a very successful as­
sault. After high-level talks betw een America 
and China about areas of cooperation, C hina 
put one million troops on the V ietnam ese bor­
der and politely asked Vietnam to back off.

W e can expect contra-style operations by the 
Khm er Rouge by earlv 1989, as Hanoi is set to 
pull out half of its 70,(300 troops this m onth. W e 
can expect the State D epartm ent to deny sup­
port for the Khmer Rouge, with China as an 
adequate cover

We can expect the acquiescent media to print 
the official line without any of the zeal they had 
for Khmer Rouge atrocities when it was a gnst 
for the anti-com m unist mill. The New York Times 
still refers to Kam puchea as "C am bodia “

W e can expect little help from the Soviets, as 
Mikhail G orbachev is falling all over him self to 
please the United States

W e can only hope that the Kam puchean mili­
tary is up to the task, and that the A m encan 
people (if they hear about it at all) will be out­
raged at U .S. C hinese support for an arm y of 
butchers that Am enca once called the enem v

Kenner is a member of Solidarity

Arafat's rhetoric of peace masks PLO's true
E vidently 

diation of Israel's nght to exist In 
fact, the call for the liquidation of 
Israel exists in alm ost half of the 
d ocu m ent's 33 articles.

D a v id M a r c h ic k
GUEST COLUMNIST

tin e ." If arm ed struggle is the only 
way to liberate Palestine, where 
d oes the political process com e 
into place? It doesn't.

PLO will recognize a tw o-state 
concept in terms of the pre-1967 
boundaries.

These boundaries include the 
previously divided Jerusalem — 
Israel's capital — and the strategi­
cally im portant Golan Heights on 
Syria's southw est border. Thus 
the PLO 's statem ents don't tran­
slate to m uch — for no country 
would ev er surrender its capital 
and its m ost strategic region.

Since Israel's inception, Arab 
states have been the ones to say 
no to peace. After the 1948 W ar of 
the four border 
Independence, 
states to Israel — Egypt/ Jordan, 
Syria and Lebanon — would only

sign bilateral 
cease-fire agree­
m ents, sim ply “ postp oning" fu­
ture conflict. And following the 
devastating loss to Israel in 1967, 
the Arab League issued the fa­
m ous three " n o 's " of Khartoum .

No peace, no recognition and 
no negotiation. Yet with the d e­
velopm ents at the recent Palestini­
an National Council m eeting, 
Arafat has placed the burden of 
saying “n o " on Israel.

There are critical details that de- 
m onstate that the events at Al­
giers represent no departure from 
past PLO positions. M ost im port­
ant, 
the backbone and guiding 
light of the PLO, its constitution, 
the Palestinian National C ove­
nant, was not am ended.

T he central tenet of the C ove­
nant, w ritten in 1964 and am end­
ed only once in 1968, is the repu­

The m agnitude of the contradic­
tion betw een the Algiers program 
and the C ovenant is as great as if 
the Soviet Union declared itself a 
capitalist country despite being 
com m itted to com m unism .

The PLO statem ent from Al­
giers also m entioned the PLO 's 
opposition to terrorism and sup­
port for a political solution. Again, 
the w ording of the N ational C ove­
n an t's w ording and the m ost re­
cen t PLO statem ents are simply ir­
reconcilable.

Article 21 of the docum ent u ne­
quivocally 
rejects any political 
com prom ise, and A rticle 10 of the 
C ovenant reads: “ Arm ed struggle 
is the only way to liberate Pales­

T his is the essence of the PLO 's 
tactics. The recent m eeting only 
produced public relations rhetoric 
— not political substance.

Arafat only received sim ple m a­
jority support for the resolutions 
passed at Algiers. He fell far shot 
of receiving a tw o-thirds vote, the 
m argin required 
the 
C ovenant.

to am end 

This is a testim ony to the PLO 's 
political problem . A lthough a m a­
jority vote can be obtained to pro­
duce vacuous 
resolutions and 
statem ents, the PLO is far from 
obtaining th e tw o-thirds vote re­
quired to m ake m eaningful, and 
vital, changes in its C ovenant. Re­
gardless of the lack of truth in its

claim of change, how ever, 
the 
PLO has im proved its im age by 
appeanng m ore flexible

The PLO may be considering 
more pragm atic political strategies 
in order to achieve its goals. Yet as 
Yehoshafat Harkani says, the or­
ganization finds itself “straitjack- 
eted " by the very foundation of 
the organization, its covenant.

For the world to view the recent 
changes in rhetoric of the PLO, 
the Palestinian National C ouncil 
must m ake som e concrete changes 
and not sim ply duplicate the hol­
low type o f m essage recently dis­
played 
in th e presidential cam ­
paign. To be really convincing, the 
PLO must am end the Palestinian 
National C ovenant.

M archick is a first-year student at 

the LBJ School o f P u b ik Affairs.

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I find one problem particularly troubling 
as I evaluate the quality of education I am 
receiving here at the University. The prob­
lem is the unacceptably high student- 
teacher ratio in the G raduate School of 
Business. N ot only is the shortage of facul­
ty jeopardizing the quality of education 
available, but if left unchecked the GSB 
will lose its accreditation.

There is only about one teacher for eve­
ry 31 students in the MBA program . This 
ratio is about double that of the UT engi­
neering school 
(approxim ately 16-to-l) 
and double that of most top-ranked busi­
n ess schools. For exam ple, the ratio at the 
University of Michigan is 15-to-l.

O nce every 10 years or so the GSB is 
reviewed by a national agency that ac­
credits business schools. An accreditation 
then lasts 10 years. For a school to receive 
accreditation it m ust, along with other cri­
teria, show a certain minimal number of 
faculty members com pared with the num ­
ber of students enrolled.

The GSB is not even close to meeting 
this minimum required ratio. To com bat 
this problem, Dean W itt is proposing hir­
ing the needed 24 faculty with soft (tem ­
porary) funds. I applaud Dean Witt for his 
attem pt to save the school's accreditation. 
H ow ever, I deplore the deceit underlying 
this plan.

You see, as soon as the accreditors are 
gone, so too will the majority of the new 
24 faculty hired to meet the accreditor's 
standards. Dean Witt has stated, “ I hope 
to be able to keep 5 or 6 of these 24 teach­
ers perm anently."

I 

find 

this deceptive solution both 
unethical and irresponsible. In part the 
dean's hands are tied by budgetary cons­
traints. Yet if the dean cannot secure 
funds to make these new positions perm a­
nent, he should admit it and let the GSB 
lose its accreditation.

This would be the responsible, ethical 
decision — as opposed to hiring extra fac­
ulty just for the period of accreditation. 
Hiring tem porary faculty is unethical be­
cause it deceives both accreditors and pro­
spective University students into believing 
the level of education available at the GSB 
is above w hat is minimally acceptable to 
this nation's business school accreditors.

The nation is currently yearning for ethi­
cal conduct from its business com m unity. I 
challenge Dean Witt to take a stand and be 
an ethical role model to the students en­
rolled in the GSB. Either make the new 
faculty positions perm anent or stand tall 
and accept the consequences.

Michael Engelman 
Graduate School of Business
Cowards on the roads '
To whom in the community it may con­
cern (perhaps, in particular, the owner erf 
a light blue and white Ford truck):

I w asn't at all pleased Thursday night 
when I got back to m y car parked in the 
faculty parking lot next to Whole Earth 
and found the driver's side shoved in on 
my 1972 Volvo.

I wouldn't have been so mad if only you 
had either had the simple hum an decency 
or the necessary m odicum of adult respon­
sibility to leave me a note apologizing and 
offering to make am ends. Perhaps you 
were in such a hurry to get out of the cold 
and rain that you didn't notice that you'd 
hit my car hard enough to push it four 
inches from w here I'd parked it.

Look, stupid, part of being grown up is 
assuming responsibility for your mistakes 
and errors. M ost 18-year-olds have figured 
this out by now .

You can't count on doing stuff like this 
without som eone seeing you and report­
ing you to m e o t to the cops. In m any 
instances you'd be lucky to be reported to 
the cops, because you can't tell if the car 
you hit is ow ned by some violent biker- 
type or som e twisted sociopath or som e 
attorney or som e similar social reprobate.

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 Historic Turkey hotel Ants could cause problems for super collider
undergoing repairs

Associated Press

EXAM WEEK EXTRA/Monday, December 19,1988/Page 5

wait on yourself and we'll have 
good old, basic down-home meals," 
she said of the planned all-you-can- 
eat suppers.

"We'll have as few of the m odem 
conveniences I can get by with," 
Mrs. Johnson said.

Restoration plans and projections 
include Turkey residents. The town 
is the hometown of the late country- 
western swing legend Bob Wills.

"On Saturday nights, w e will 
have pickin' and grinnin' with ban­
jos, fiddles and guitars. Everyone 
who comes through the door is spe­
cial. When they leave, w e want 
them to feel that the hotel is a little 
part of them," Mrs. Johnson said.

That hospitality will extend to 

overnight guests.

Children, for example, can select 
for temporary use one of many an­
tique dolls and toys that Mrs. John­
son has exhibited in the hallways. 
She plans on providing nightshirts 
and gowns for her overnight guests 
to give them a feeling "of going 
back in time," she said.

Curtis Tunnell Jr., a former justice 
of the peace in Turkey who now is 
director of 
the Texas Historical 
Commission, recently checked in 
for an overnight visit.

The hotel has been recognized as 

a Texas Historical Landmark.

The Johnsons recently applied for 
membership to the National Histori­
cal Society, which offers tax credits 
and a 20 percent reimbursement on 
their expenditures, Tunnell said.

The couple also has applied for 
membership to the Texas Historical 
Hotel Association, based in Dallas, 
which provides free pamphlets list­
ing histoncal hotels throughout the 
state, said Trudv O'Reilly, the asso­
ciation's executive director.

WASHINGTON — Researchers 
who hope to study the fundamental 
nature of matter with the super col­
lider, a 53-mile underground tunnel 
to be built beneath Ellis County 
farmland, may first have to contend 
with the venomous fire ant, an En­
ergy Department study says.

Fire ants, infamous for chewing 
through underground cables and 
sparking electrical outages, have de­
fied scientists' attempts at eradica­
tion for 30 years. Now the Energy 
Department, which has singled out 
Ellis County farmland for the $4.4 
billion high-energy projects, says 
another look may have to be taken 
at the insect.

Warranting a special look, said 
the DOE in a 26-pound, final envi­
ronmental impact statement, would

be the design of electrical facilities 
and other underground compo­
nents to prohibit fire ant infestation; 
to protect 
construction practices 
workers 
the ant's painful 
sting; and an environmentally 
spund pesticide policy.

from 

The 

impact statement, totaling 
some 10,000 pages, said the Texas 
site around Waxahachie is located in 
an area infested with the imported 
fire ant and that local residents re­
port it has caused numerous prob­
lems with the operation of home 
and farm equipment.

Texans who commented on the 
superconducting super collider told 
the DOE that fire ants "routinely 
tunnel to water table depths 
in 
search of water, chewing their way 
through underground cables and 
insulation around wiring en route," 
the study said.

"Fire ants appear to be attracted 
to electrical equipment and can 
cause shorts by chewing through in­
sulation and by crowding into spac­
es around electrical contacts," the 
statement said.

The study also noted that infor­
mation from Texas also described 
unsuccessful efforts by local utility 
companies and highway depart­
ments in dealing with the ants and 
the outages they cause.

A Texas Department of Agricul­
ture representative told the Energy 
Department that management pro­
grams were only 80 percent effec­
tive. Others who commented said 
30 years of study by federal and 
state agriculture officials still has not 
yielded an effective method of erad­
icating the ant, only control proce­
dures.

Fire ants also can pose a potential

health risk since their bites are pain­
ful and can sometimes lead to other, 
more serious reactions in humans, 
the study said.

For most people, a sting results in 
a postule, accompanied by pain and 
itching that lasts a week, the study 
said. For others, medical attention 
may be needed, especially for a few 
victims so sensitive to the ants' 
venom they go into anaphylactic 
shock.

The final environmental 

impact
statement examined all seven sites 
that had been in contention for the 
SSC, incorporating 6,000 pages of 
comment and letters received after 
the draft statement was released in 
August.

The Energy Department an­
nounced in November it would lo­
cate the SSC in Ellis County.

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TURKEY, Texas — Hotel Turkey, 
which once was a stopoff for sales­
men traveling west across Texas, is 
undergoing a renaissance under 
new owners.

Scott and Jane Johnson bought 
the Hall County landmark earlier 
this year.

"I've fallen in love with it," said 
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terior decorating. "Everything you 
do is a reward."

The two-story structure opened 
in this town 80 miles northeast of 
Lubbock in 1927. H.B. Jordan bor­
rowed $86,000 to build the hotel, 
which underwent a second con­
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from Dallas 
west.

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T.H. Walters, a former Swisher 
County sheriff, bought the hotel on 
May 11, 1934. It eventually was sold 
to Gordan Bain for a modest $15,000 
and sold by his wife, Marjorie, to 
the Johnsons on Sept. 1.

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how beautiful this place could be," 
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Coke, Pepsi increase market share

Associated Press

ATLANTA — Coca-Cola Classic stayed on top of 
the list of the nation's best-selling soft drinks, and 
The Coca-Cola Co. and Pepsi-Cola Co. each in­
creased their shares of the U.S. soft drink business 
this year.

Jesse Meyers, publisher of the new sletter Beverage 
Digest, estim ated industry sales reached $43.2 billion 
at retail this year.

According to Bei^erage Digest, Coca-Cola's entire 
line of products captured 40.5 percent of the U.S. soft 
drink m arket this year, up from 40.3 percent last 
year. The Pepsi-Cola line was second as its market 
share increased to 30.7 percent from 30.2 percent.

M eyers said volum e increases at both com panies 
exceeded the 4.5 percent grow th in overall U.S. soft 
drink sales.

Atlanta-based Coca-Cola's volum e rose betw een 5 
percent and 5.1 percent, while volum e at Pepsi-Cola, 
based in Somers, N.Y., rose betw een 6.3 percent and 
6.4 percent, according to prelim inary figures from

Beverage Digest.

Dr Pepper's entire line gained market share as it 
retained its No. 3 position with 5.6 percent of the 
market, up from 5.4 percent a year earlier.

Fourth-ranked Seven-Up's corporate share of the 
market fell to 4.9 percent from 5.3 percent a year 
earlier, while fifth-ranked Royal Crown Cola Co.'s 
share fell to 2.7 percent from 2.9 percent.

A&W, which has expanded its line beyond its 
A&W Root Beer base, increased its corporate share to 
2 percent from a 1.6 percent share a year ago.

Among the individual brands, Coca-Cola Classic 
remains the nation's most popular soft drink and 
continues to gain market share, Meyers said.

Other leading brands, as tabulated by Beverage Di­
gest, are: Diet Coke, 8.2 percent; Diet Pepsi, 5.2 per­
cent; Dr Pepper, 4.5 percent; Sprite, 3.6 percent; 
Mountain Dew, 3.2 percent; Seven-Up, 3.1 percent; 
and Caffeine-free Diet Coke, 2 percent.

There was a three-way he for 10th place as RC 
Cola, reformulated Coke and Caffeine-free Diet Pepsi 
each had 1.4 percent of the market.

WHEN YOUR PARENTS COME TO TOWN ...
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN

No geniuses allowed
Followers of Bob shun bureaucracy, search for slack

By KIM HORNER
Exam Week Extra Staff

If the only thing you have been 
able to laugh at for the last five 
years is the fact that nothing is funny 
any more, The Church of the 
Subgenius could save your sanity, 
says The Book of the Subgenius.

And The University is much too 
the UT 

says Chabob, 

serious, 
Subgenius chapter.

"There's too much bureaucracy," 
said Sean Briscoe, patriarch of Cha­
bob. "These undergraduate degrees 
are such garbage anyway."

Business majors, Briscoe said, 
should be able to find something 
more important to protest than the 
fact that their school went down in 
rank. "Protest Bob at least," he said.
He founded Chabob with two 
friends "to give us something to do 
when we're bored."

"It's a fun organization," he said. 
C habob's key goals are to scare peo­
ple, keep 
them off guard, and 
achieve "slack."

"W e should be doing things but 
w e're too busy — in a slack state," 
he said.

they started. The groups share the 
saying "I'm for Bob."

Students can recognize Bob by his 
pictures, often found on campus 
trees. "We have people say, 'Who is 
this guy?' "

It started as a failed attempt to get 
people to vote down putting signs 
on trees.

"They've pretty much tom them 

down," he said.

So what is Bob?
"Bob is slack, and slack is Bob," 
Briscoe explained. "According to 
dogma, the image of Bob is in­
grained in all humans."

"It's just to confuse people," he 

said. 'The normals won't get it."

One of the best advantages to 
being a registered student organiza­
tion, says Briscoe, is "to have the 
ability to check out rooms in the Un­
ion."

The group has sponsored lectures 
by reincarnations of people, or 
about Bob, just to see if anyone 
shows up.

"We were kind of hoping people 
would show up and no one was 
there," he said. "We'd spy and no 
one stopped by anyway "

The activities and interests of 
Chabob are Bob (pictured above), 
church functions, saving the 
world from “The Conspiracy” and 
sponsoring an info table.

Before Chabob, "there were too 
m any people trying to look im port­
ant on the W est M all," he said.

Briscoe said the group was in 
danger of being confused with the 
Cam pus group for Bob Dole when

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SARITA — More than 1,400 pounds of cocaine 
was seized from an 18-wheel truck at a highway 
checkpoint h ere, officials said. 

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U.S. Border Patrol agents found 1,461 pounds 
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the truck's trailer, said Juan Escobar, agent in 
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million.

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appearance in U.S. District Court, officials said.

Joe Flannery, with the Corpus Christi DEA 
office, said officials believe the load w as headed 
for Chicago.

Prairie dogs poisoned by city officials

ODESSA — M ost inhabitants of a prairie dog 
town have been killed by city officials w ho were 
concerned about the possibility of diseases from 
the furry rodents.

O nly about 100 of the creatures rem ained in 
the Prairie Pete colony at Sherw ood Park, city 
parks officials said M onday.

Som e H um ane Society m em bers opposed the 
eradication operation, which w as conducted 
without any public announcem ent, said city 
Parks D irector Carithers.

He said about 90 percent of the estim ated 
1,500-dog population at Sherw ood w ere dead af­
ter the poisoning w as com plete.

The Rotary Club donated a colony of prairie 
dogs to Sherw ood Park as a tourist attraction in

1959. But som e animals have since bitten people, 
who have also had to dodge the m any burrows 
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Rem ington, confirm ed M onday that Hadid has 
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been negotiating to buy 
Southm ark.

the property 

Banker ordered to repay $7.2 million

MIDLAND — A federal judge has given law­
yers for a former Odessa Savings Association di­
rector 15 days to respond to a Federal Savings 
and Loan Insurance Corp. order that the director 
pay $7.2 million on a loan from his former thrift.

U.S. District Judge Lucius Bunton said he 
received the FSLIC request last week and would 
take the issue under consideration.

Before sentencing Louis Rochester on a four- 
count banking fraud conviction, Bunton issued 
the 15-day deadline for a response to the FSLIC 
request.

Bunton sentenced Rochester to four, five-year 
suspended prison terms. All sentences are to 
run concurrently.

A federal jury earlier found Rochester guilty of 
mail fraud, misapplication of funds, making 
false entries and participating in money, profits, 
property and benefits through loan transactions. 
The jury cleared Rochester on 21 other indict­
ments.

Developer eying Houston luxury hotel

H O U STO N — A W ashington, D C ., d evelop­
er says he expects to com plete the purchase of 
the luxury 248-room Rem ington Hotel this week 
in a deal that realtors predicted will total $35 
million.

M oham ed Hadid told The Houston Post the 
purchase is being made from a subsidiary of the 
Dallas-based Southm ark C orp ., and is expected 
to close this week.

Hadid said Atlanta-based Ritz-C arlton Corp. 
will m anage the hotel near the the exclusive Riv­
er O aks neighborhood.

Alexander de Toth, general m anager of the

United Savings A ssociation posted the hotel 
for foreclosure in Septem ber to cover a debt of 
$25.3 million owed by Southm ark through the 
subsidiary North American M ortgage Investors.

North American, how ever, received a tem po­
rary court order saying it had tendered the m on­
ey in full, but that United refused. A judge M on­
day set Jan. 30 trial date.

But Hadid said the case w as being settled out 

of court.
‘Kidnapped’ woman faces charges

G ARLA N D — An O klahom a w om an who told 
authorities she was abducted and held captive 
for five days last m onth has been arrested and 
charged with making a false police report.

Lana Jeanine M yles, 18, of Sand Springs, 
O kla., told police in this Dallas suburb that she 
was abducted by tw o men Nov. 25 w hile visiting 
relatives during the Thanksgiving holiday.

Garland police say they determ ined that the 
w om an, a Tulsa Junior College student, was not 
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a relative w ho was w orking there and said, "I 
got aw ay." She then fainted.

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in terfere w ith her career. You go fig­
ure.

a T he "Just Say No" G am e — Ev­
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details a re skim py, since I c o u ld n 't 
tear th e box open, b u t the gist is

th a t you try to m ake it to the e n d of 
th o se 
th e g am e drug-free. A void 
old er kids w h o w ant to sell you 
th a t H o stess 
bro w n ies at prices 
w o u ld n 't d re a m of. 
It's a bit 
preachy , b ut probably g reat to play 
w h en sto n ed .

I d id n 't m ake any of this up.
The list goes on, too. I n ev er re­
m em b ered playing w ith idiot toys 
like th e se . I w ould still take a Slinkv

or an Etch-a-Sketch o v e r any of 
these p lay thing s trom hell. But in a 
field w h ere 8-year-olds can to p p le 
m ultinational th in k ta n k s w ith th e ir 
w him s a n d d esires, I guess th e se 
novelties are just a sign of the tim es.
H ow ever, 1 will adm it that I could 
d o w orse this y ear th a n receive a 
life-size Barbie G low Bed, as long as 
it com es w ith a life-size Barbie. H a p ­
py tov sh o p p in g , everyone.

W h y the hell would any 
kid want to play with 
plastic meats and appli­
ances when they could 
have much more fun with 
the real things?

gran d g e stu re of earth ly goodw ill 
an d frien d sh ip , proceed to o p e n up 
his ch est cavity, com plete w ith alien 
org an s an d oozing bodily fluids. 
Fun if y o u 're the kind of kid w ho 
asks D ad to slow d o w n w h en pass­
ing a m ang led canine in th e street.

■ Barbie's G low Bed — Just w hat 
it says. 1 can hear it no w "O h Ken, 
th e sky came 
the earth m oved, 
crashing d o w n , m y bed glow ed. 
O h, an d th an k you too, S k ip p er." I 
m ean, how m any of u s h a v e n 't tak­
en all 
the clothes of a sister or 
frien d 's doll an d let Barbie and Ken 
do th e horizontal lim bo? N ow the 
fine folks at M attel ev en p ro vid e the 
place. Also a fun accessory is the 
is a 
Barbie Bathroom Set, w h ich 
pink toilet th at sp ra y s w ater w hen 
you o p en th e lid.

■ N aom i — This doll for girls is 
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F lashing back to my ch ild h o o d , 
so m e of th e th in g s th at I treasu re 
m ost are th e m em ories of th e toys I 
sp e n t co untless carefree 
h ad. 
h o u rs w ith S pirographs, P lanet of 
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Yes, they could be the "Madballs" 
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■ Scanning K itchen/Play Kitchen
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ru sty e n o u g h .T h e oven d o e sn 't 
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■ D issect an A lien — Yes, w h o 
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EXAM W EEK EXTIIA/Monday, December 1 9 ,1988/Page 9

Walter and Marvis 
show us how to have 
a whacky ’80s Xmas

By JEFF TURRENTINE 
and ROB WALKER
Exam Week Extra Staff

Here's what we think:
We think this whole Christmas- 
yuletide-spirit concept needs some 
revamping, needs something new. 
Santa Claus is stale; Christ is passé. 
We need new myths, new legends, 
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We're not talking about updating 
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existing Santa mythology with mod­
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Rudolph as Christ. We need some­
thing completely new.

Which is why we bring up the 
story of Walter Franks and Marvis 
Heron.

Walter Franks was a regular-look­
ing chap, fortyish, greying, who 
made his fortune in the late '60s as 
the mastermind behind the “little 
yellow smiley face” boom.

Having squandered away his for­
tune in the doomed Led Zeppelin 
beltbuckle market, Walter 
found 
himself broke overnight, and des-

yonna eat them hot finhs?

_ 4 t fo f em. -9 mean?

perately needing work to support 
his estranged wife, adopted Viet­
namese children and his case-a-day 
Fresca habit. He was 
to 
pound the pavement, scouring the 
streets in hopes of coming up with a 
job — any job. After being turned 
down by the Department of Sanita­
the shoe-shine boy 
tion, Paulie 
tipped him.

forced 

“Hey, Walt, frennamine's quittin' 
his job in a few weeks. I can prolly

g efm ta put inna good word for 
y a ."

The next week, Walter was of­
fered the post of chairman of the de­
partment of comparative literature 
at the local university. He swal­
lowed his pride and grudgingly ac­
cepted.

Knowing nothing about books, 
Walter would glance over their jack­
ets and make up his lectures as he 
went along. Inventing facts about 
Flaubert and Joyce soon proved tire­
some, however, and he could hard­
ly keep himself from daydreaming 
about his real passion, the only 
thing that had ever meant anything 
to him — miniature golf.

“Ya play?" people would ask 
him. "N a h ," he'd mumble, and 
shrug with a wistful look in his eye; 
"ju st like to w atch." The stacks of 
miniature golf fanzines, hours of vi­
deotaped miniature golf 
tourna­
ments and golf-molí calendars hint­
ed at something more. But that's a 
different story, for a different sea­
son.

That Saturday, like every Satur­
day, Walter showed up at the Glau­
cous Moon Diner for his weekly re­
past of a dozen fresh hen'eggs and a 
Fresca, and to meet his old friend 
Marvis Heron. Marvis was a proud 
man, despite his silly name. He 
drove a cab on Wednesdays, Fri­
days and Sundays, and spent the 
rest of his week working on the na­

syndicated 

advice and 
tionally 
that he 
housecleaning column 
wrote under a feminine pseudo­
nym.

M arvis 

approached W alter's 
table, just in time to witness Walter 
slurping up a viscous string of yel­
low yolk. Walter always ordered 
french toast and bacon, but substi- 
tued the bacon with sausage and 
the french toast with eggs.

to 

"Just 

listen 

"Christm as sucks," Marvis grunt­
ed. 
th is." He 
thumbed through his newspaper 
and proceeded to rattle off the latest 
statistics on Christmas suicides and 
holiday depression.

"Y e s," Walter said. "But it per­
forms a much-needed function, re­
playing 
creation 
the archetypal 
myth for thousands of youngsters 
each year. Remember in Jung — or 
was it Eliade? — remember that bit 
about the 'sacred and the profane'? 
Well, Christmas is sacred, not in a 
Christian sense, really, but an ar­
chetypal one. You've got Winter, 
which represents death you could 
say, or at least the absence of fecun­
dity, and then you've got this jolly 
this endless 
old Godhead with 
quantity of gifts. Fertility totems, 
Marvis. Get it? And he creates a 
kind of pleasant order in spite of 
this dead atmosphere around him. 
One creation myth, at your ser­
vice." Walter wiped some albumin 
from his moustache with his ser-

pentine tongue.

Marvis stopped eating and stared 
at his friend. "W hat? What the hell 
did you say? Why don't you shut 
the hell up and eat your god­
damned eggs and drink your god­
damned Tab — "

"Fresca."
"W hatever. Just keep that crap to 
yourself." He 
lingered over his 
ketchup-soaked french toast. "B e­
sides, in order to have a complete 
creation archetype, you need some 
sort of built-in salvation mecha­
nism. Hey you gonna eat that last
egg?"

For a while they sat in their tradi­
tional tense silence, Walter hum­
ming something that sounded like a 
cross between The Ride o f 
the 
V alkyries and the Them e from F Troop, 
while Marvis consumed both their 
meals. "I don't mean to be such a 
putz, Walt. It's just the goddamned 
holiday season'n all. Santa Christ or 
I mean who the hell 
whatever. 
needs that crap?"

Walter paused to order another 
plate of eggs for himself. "W ell, I 
got something for you, M arvis."

And he pulled from his a pocket a 
bright, shining, exquisitely detailed 
object, the approximate size of the 
egg Marvis had just slid down his 
gullet. "It's a metaphor, M arvis."

"A — a what?"
"A metaphor. But it isn't just any 
metaphor; it's a very special one. 
It's very complicated and means a 
lot of things, but mostly it's about 
the true meaning of Christmas and 
about what a special friend I consid­
er you to b e."

"Th-thanks," Marvis blubbered, 
tucking the gift into his smeared 
purple windbreaker as he spit parti­
cles of egg around the table. "I was 
just gonna get you a Frosty ... a 
large one and all but still ... just a 
Frosty."

"That's okay, Marvis. The insig- 
nifigance of your petty present will 
hardly be remembered by next yule- 
tide season, reduced to an obscure 
footnote underneath the magnifi­
cence of my gift to you. Besides, I 
suppose 
that 
the 
counts." -

thought 

it's 

"Yeah. You gonna eat them hot 

links? All of 'em I mean?"

Cute culinary companions can’t quite cut it

By JOE SIMS
Exam Week Extra Staff

Being a Daily Texan entertainment 
wnter doesn’t |ust mean w nting sil­
ly film reviews and concert pre­
views; it also means meeting lots of 
famous people

Why, in mv short tenure with this 
departm ent, I ve had the chance to 
meet many authentic celebrities 
And the list of important people 
whom I've dined with is equally ex­
citing David Sanborn, Whitney 
Houston, Paul Simon, Shinehead 
and Guv to name a few So, just to 
till you in on how privileged mv life 
is. here are a few of mv encounters 
with the stars

My Dinner With Morrissey 
M om ssev drove us to Bonanza, 
where 1 expected he would feel 
comfortable enough to really open 
up and talk Unfortunately, he just 
kind of slumped over his cheese 
fnes and didn't really eat anything 
He held his head in his hands, star 
mg morosely into the checkered ta 
blecloth and sighing every now and 
then What a chum p1 

My Dinner With Bobby McFerrin 
I think II I Bob had more fun than 
I had a headache that night 
1 did 
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by making stupid noises all evening 
his favorite was a garbage dispos­
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a sour note when he actually said 
“ D on't w orry , be h a p p y ." 
I 
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M y D in n e r 

With Sting

I had great ex- 
pectations for an 
e n l i g h t e n i n g
I ' 
dinner with one
| 
of pop's most ar-
L 
■ 
ticulate men But
J L j E j to my suprise, 
that

all he did 

Fun guy Sting 
evening was pull lines from The 
Quotable Shakespeare “O all you host 
of heaven' O earth' What else? And 
shall I couple hell7 O fie," he said, 
adding "Hamlet. Act One, Scene 
Five " I stopped listening when he 
said “You know, I feel a lot like 
1 lam let."

My Dinner With Crowded House 
This might have been an enjoy­
able experience if they guys hadn't 
brought a photographer with them. 
“ We don't go anvw here without 
o n e,” they said. Sure, but how 's a 
guy supposed to carry on a conver­
sation with three “ ¿any, fun-lovin' 
fellas” 
to 
themselves) while they mug sham e­
lessly for the cam era? Neil Finn em ­
barrassed us all when he made a 
milk m oustache and held up the 
peace sign

they kept refering 

(as 

My Dinner With Jam es Brown 
James did a lot of sweating that 
too hot in here!”

night. “ Gettin' 

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My Dinner With Jello 
The former Dead Kennedy talked 
non-stop. Most of the time, he was 
going on about the injustices of his 
trial and the “bullshit" charges of 
distributing pornography to minors. 
Dinner got ugly when the waiter ne­
glected Jeilo's empty glass of RC 
Cola. Jello began shouting and had 
to be ushered out by the entire 
kitchen staff. Guess who got stuck 
with the tab?

My Dinner With The Fat Boys 
This joke pretty much wntes it­
self, huh? Just let it be said that I 
was thoroughly embarrassed when 
Markie D yelled "I'm hungry. I'm in 
the mood, plain and simple, I need 
food!” as we entered Denny's. Even 
more humiliating, 
though, was 
when the Human Beatbox collapsed 
the booth at the end of the meal.

My Dinner With T h e Beastie 

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Because I have connections, I was 
able to get us into the Holiday Inn 
Restaurant. And, to my dismay, the 
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POLITICAL FOLLIES

From starting gate 
to a stumbling gait 
the politicos of ’88...

By GERARD R. FARRELL
Exam W eek Extra Staff

From the beginning, the l^HB campaign 
promised to be one of the most exciting in 
years But like most promises made in elec­
tion years, this one was soon forgotten 

As horse races go, this one was a nag A 
more appropriate metaphor would be the 
tortoise and the hare.

The Mike Dukakis-led Democrats, much 
like that foolish rabbit of myth, sprang from 
the starting gate in Atlanta riding a wave of 
enthusiasm that had all but the staunchest 
skeptics assured of a Democratic victory 
come November
for 
They set 

that 
seemed impossible to maintain, and in the 
end, it proved to be

themselves a pace 

I'he R ep u b lican s responded to the D em o­
fervor bv selecting a dynamic duo of 
crats 
their own to combat the overpowennglv 
charismatii team of Dukakis and Sen 
i lovd 
Bentsen 
George Bush and I Danforth 
Quavle 

and the race was on

Bush and company played the waiting 
game, reiving on the Democratic m o m en­
tum to wind down and then hammering 
away at Democratic points of vulnerability 
tailor made for the Republicans b\ the Re 
publicans

The campaign was off to a running start, 
and sure to keep America in suspense until 
the final vote had been counted

It soon wound dov\ n to a dull gait, its dra 
matu climax reduced to a n electoral decision 
announced weeks before 
the polls even 
opened

For third party candidates 

it was over be 
fore it even began Fven th< best-known of 
the minor candidates, I enora Fulani of the 
New Alliance Party and 
I ibertarian Ron 
Paul, were excluded from the bulk of the 
campaign coverage except when held up as 
illustrations ol the o penness of the dem o­
cratic process

I he absence of third-party’ candidates at 
debates mav perhaps be attributed to the 
lack of debates themselves

I he three appearances bv Bush and Du

kakis and the one face-off between Bentsen 
and Quavle were just that: rigidly structured 
and monitored joint appearances designed
to create images, not debates.

Giving the candidates an opportunity to 
sling some mud at each other also proved
very good for TV ratings.

Many commentators called this o ne of the 
dirtiest campaigns ever, but looking back, 
there were bright spots Who among us will 
ever forget George Bush s stim ng tribute to 
Pearl Harbor day in September?

W ho among us can ever forget that Mike 

Dukakis is the son of Greek immigrants?

As catch phrases go, "I am the son of 
(.reek 
the punch of 
19K4's ' Where's the b e e P " but it is original 

i m m i g r a n t s , 

lacks 

at least it was the first time 
Catch phrases 

sound bites - became 
the bottom line in this campaign, for it was 
one made for television.

At times, it seemed to be one made by 

television.

Eloquence was out glibness in Su bstan­
tive dis^ ussion of the issues was scrapped in 
favor of making the biggest impact on the 
nightlv new s

there were 

Issues"* Sure 

issues The 
Pledge of Allegiance. Willie Horton, and 
Dan Q u a v l e s military career, to name just 
two

Ideology1 1 his campaign wasn't about id­
eologies it was about values, the candidates 
a s mui h a s said so

There's a critical distinction to be found 
here somewhere, but 1 never found it, and 
apparantlv neither did the candidates

Both campaigns focused more on not fall­

ing behind than nun ing ahead

( reating an image an maintaining it took 

precedence over taking risks

In the end George Bush emerged from 
the muck and mire of the trail victorious, or 
at least with a less tarnished image

Through it all 

it was the1 nation's photo- 
g r a p h e r s w ho brought those images home 
to the American people From Maine to 
Maui 
thev followed the candidates' every 
s t e p s t e p s that at t i m e s landed in what one 
candidate termed ' deep doo-doo "

On the West Maff. Attorney General Jim Mattox shows off the latest in T-shirt fashions to a crowd awaiting Jesse Jackson

John Foxwotfs

Dan Quayle was greeted by Elvis Presley impersonator Robert Stef anon in Memphis Nov. 3.

Associated Press

Michael Dukakis stumbled onto a Melrose Park, IN., stage before a crowd of fans, Sept. 27

O n a C olum bue D ay ctti*)4gn stop in Trenton, N .J ., cancftdate George Bush vistted a neighborhood bakery.

Associated Press

 EXAM WEEK EXTRA

Monday, December 19,1988 
Page 11

S po r ts

Texas uses holidays 
to shift into high gear

By SCHUYLER DIXON
Exam Week Extra Staff

O nce again, the college basketball 
season will be the grinch that stole 
Christmas from the Texas Long­
horns.

Senior forward Alvin H eggs is 
used to it. While many television 
sets will work overtim e during the 
holidays, the lights at the Erwin 
Center will be doing the sam e. Re­
laxing time for everyone else m eans 
practicing time for the Longhorns. 
Plenty of it.

“That's w here you work the hard­
e st,” said H eggs, w ho leads the 
Longhorns and the Southw est C on­
ference in scoring at 21.2 points a 
gam e. “You realize you don't have 
school, so you keep working “

The schedule says the Longhorns 
have a nice 10-dav layoff wrapped 
around Christmas Day After host­
ing Southern Utah State M onday, 
Texas will not be back in action until 
Dec. 29 and 30 in the All-College 
Tournament at Oklahoma City. But 
H eggs says that void is anything but 
a break.

“ You ca n 't relax if you h a v e davs 
If we d o n 't [get 
off," Heggs said 
just be here 
anv days off], we'll 
ready to work 
If we d o n 't look 
ready and pre p a red , then we w on 't 
have them

The All-College tourney will be 
the highlight of the break for Texas, 
but it w o n 't be the most im portant 
set of gam es The L o ngh orns will be 
four g a m e s into th e SWC season b e ­

fore classes even start. The confer­
ence season begins Jan. 4 against 
Baylor at the Erwin Center.

In the to u rn a m e n t, Texas will see 
sixth-ranked O klahom a, Oklahom a 
State and Texas A&M. The Sooners 
already have posted a convincing 
win over SMU.

A ltho ugh the schedule is not set 
for th e to urn am ent, a gam e with the 
Sooners could go a long w ay in p re­
parin g Texas for conference play.

“ Every g am e we play is going to 
be big," Heggs said. "Coach [Tom] 
P end ers is p r e p a n n g u s for those 
kinds of gam es If we play u p to our 
capability, w e can stay with t h e m .” 
Staying with the Sooners offen­
sively w on 't be anv problem Going 
into last w e e k e n d 's Longhorn Clas­
sic, Texas had scored 1(X) points in 
two consecutive ga m e s 
a 109-104 
win over N o rth w e ste rn (La.) State 
and a 119-91 win o ver Oral Roberts 
University, a team k n o w n for its 
fast-paced style 

in 

The problem may be* defense.
In 

the D em ons 
time 

the win over N o rthw e ste rn 
State, n u m e ro u s defensive b reak­
d o w n s kept 
the 
gam e every 
the L onghorns 
threatened to pull aw av Heggs hit 
tw o free throw s to put the L ong­
h o rn s at the 100-point mark for the 
first time since 1981 But thee were 
two crucial freebies that gave Texas 
just a three-point lead with a little 
more than tw o m in u tes left. The 104 
points allowed was the most for the 
L onghorns since 1984

But Heggs said th e d efense im ­

proved dramatically in the w in over 
Oral Roberts. H e scored 25 po in ts 
a n d grabbed 13 re b o u n d s as Texas 
pulled aw ay from a n a rro w halftime 
lead to th e blow out win.

" W e 're getting a djusted 

to the 
ru n n in g gam e, but the defen se n e v ­
er fell by the w a y sid e ," H eggs said. 
“ Coach P e n d e rs always stressed d e ­
fense in practice. The d efen se has 
come aro u n d a n d it sh o w e d against 
ORU. W e're ready to play on both 
sides of the c o u r t.”

The SWC schedule follows the 
tou rn a m e n t, a n d early indications 
show Texas to be a favorite for the 
conference title. H o uston lost to A r­
kansas-Little Rock by 30 p o in ts and 
SMU, despite an u p se t win over 
North Carolina State, w as blow n 
out by the Sooners a n d recently lost 
guard Todd A lexander, w ho left the 
team for personal reasons.

a 

A lexander was 

u n a n im o u s 
choice for 1988 N ew com er of the 
Year in the conference and w a s ex­
pected to com bine with Kato A rm ­
strong a n d Eric Longino to form one 
of the strongest backcourts in the 
nation. With 
that d ev e lo pm e n t, 
Texas and Arkansas have been 
p ush e d further up the leader board.
O n e of the keys to the holiday 
will be the progress u n d e r the P e n d ­
e r s system Heggs thinks the L ong­
horns are right on schedule.

"We'll be in great position once 
conference starts,” H eggs said. "If 
we do w hat w e're su p p o s e d to do, 
we can go m to conference with a 
top ra tin g .”

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Flynn, Bryan lead young tennis team in fall season

By MARISSA SILVERA
By MARISSA SILVERA 
Exam Week Extra Staff

Junior Patrick Flynn and freshm an Steve Brv- 
an rescued the L onghorns m e n 's tennis team 
from .i lackluster season a tea m m ate said.

Their perform ances at 

the "N C A A s of the 
fall,” the* Volvo C lassie to u rn a m e n t in A thens, 
the team 's No. 7 
Ga., rrwi\ have also saved 
preseason ranking

'Steve and Pat had the best seasons. At cer­
tain times both were playing w ell,” Junior Mi­
chael 1 m m ett said.

"It I was judging, o u r best player would have 
to be Pat, because he played th e most consistent­
ly of a n y o n e, but Steve im pressed everyone by 
doing s o well as a freshm an W e all know now 
that Steve is a good p lay er.”

Flynn said his strongest to u r n a m e n ts came at 
the second-half of the season after the Longhorn 
All American to u rn a m e n t on O ct 14-16, in A u s ­
tin T had tw o decent wins in Georgia, defeating 
players from University of California-Irvine and 
Berkeley.

M eanwhile, Bryan played well at the final 
to u rn a m e n t of the season in th e W estw ood Invi-

tational, in which he lost to the eventual cham pi- 
on.

"College tennis is very tough; I think I'll have 
a better sem ester in the spring a n d set m y goals 
th e n ,” Bryan said. “ I h a d trouble not kn ow in g 
w h a t to expect from o th er players, and I w as not 
su p e r p leased."

lene. He w o n the No. 3 category [flight
lene. He w on the No. 3 category [flight], w in ­
ning three matches.

But he said he played “erratically," this fall.
“ 1 think I can play with th e best players in 
tennis if 1 get one or tw o really big w in s," G ross 
said.

The faint shine on the crystal ball m ay reveal a 

Coach Dave S n yd er said the team has more in 

tough upcom ing season for Texas.

store for the s p n n g .

“ We have a chance to develop, b u t we still 
have a lot of u n d erc lassm e n ," S n y d e r said. "We 
h a v e n 't lived u p to our po tential.”

The players wrestled with injuries a n d illness. 
Emmett and so p h o m o re H ubert Karrasch, both 
sufferred knee injuries that kept th e m inactive 
for most of the season. Karrasch played the last 
tw o to u rn a m e n ts, a n d com bined w ith so p h o ­
more Mitch Michulka to take the L o n g h o rn s' 
doubles team to the finals at W estwood.

Em mett fought m ononucleosis and a knee in ­

jury' at the same time.

“ It's a team effort. It takes six really g ood play­
ers, satisfied with their role to be able to com ­
p ete," Snvder said.

S ophom ore Aaron G ross also sho w ed a spark 
of im provem ent at an in door to u rn a m e n t in Abi­

E m m ett said the S o u th w e st Conference looks 
more competitive than last year. Plavers agree 
that stronger SMU, Trinity a n d TCU teams will 
provide a challenge, and they question their 
preseason ranking.

“Teams are going to look at our results in the 
fall a n d we could m ove d o w n to 13 or 14, w hich 
is w h e re we should have b een w h e n we started. 
It's h ard to u n d e rstan d how som e coaches could 
have ranked us so high w ith such a y o u n g 
te a m ," Gross said.

Sny der said they have been rebuilding a n d re­
cuperating. “ Last vear we h a d to start all over, 
people d o n 't know about v o u r players. I th o u g h t 
these fellows did well for freshm en . W e're al­
w ays going to keep coming back, 
he said. “ I 
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S h e rrill’s resig n atio n clou d s A & M ’s fu tu re
Recruits flee 
in wake of 
Aggies’ ills

Players defend coach, 
claim NCAA ‘unfair’

Associated Press

Associated Press

in 

to attract 

Texas A&M suffered the 
its bid 

latest 
setback 
the 
state's top schoolboy football play­
ers w ith Jackie Sherrill's resignation 
as football coach and athletic direc­
tor.

W hen 

the Aggie program was 
placed on tw o years' probation for 
NCAA rules violations in Septem ­
ber, som e high school stars said 
they rem oved A&M from their list.

amid 

The reaction was m uch the same 
Tuesday as word spread of Sherrill's 
allegations 
announcem ent 
that he offered "h u sh m o n ey " for a 
form er player's silence during an 
NCAA investigation.
"W ell, scratch 

the 
list," Craig Joh n ston, an all-state of­
fensive 
linem an at Crosby High 
School, told The Houston Post. "A nd 
put dow n U SC in stead ."

them 

from 

The Aggies have dom inated re­
cruiting in Texas for the past four 
seasons. A&M , w hich won three 
consecutive Southw est C onference 
cham pionships before finishing sec­
ond last season, w ere clear w inners 
in recruiting am ong SW C schools 
from 1985-87, and experts ranked 
them a close second behind Texas in 
1988.

Nam ed to replace Sherrill is R.C. 
Slocum , A & M 's defensive coordina­
tor and assistant head coach. But 
even the players who remain inter­
ested in A&M said the A ggies' re­
cruiting effort had com e to a virtual 
standstill for the last m onth after the 
latest reports of alleged violations.

"I knew this was going to hap­
p e n ," A ldine's John Karkoska, an­
other all-state lineman in 1987, said. 
"I spoke to them on the phone two 
w eeks ago, but that was the last 
time I heard from them . They were 
the 
calling me everv 
whole season, but 
that stopped 
when all the media stuff started.

third day 

Jackie SherriN and Texas A&M have seen happier days in Aggieland. The coach resigned Monday afternoon.

*This latest accusation was kind of tough to over­
look. I had thought about visiting there, but after this 
latest episode, I haven’t even considered them. It is 
just too risky a chance for me to take.’

— Tommy Maddox, L.D. Bell QB and top recruit

"I can understand. If I was a re­
cruiter for A&M, I w ouldn't w ant to 
have to call the best players in the 
state and explain all that stu ff," he 
said.

C onsidered by som e to be the top 
quarterback prospect in the state, 
L.D . Bell's Tom m y M addox said the 
most recent allegations confirmed 
his thinking that he should 
look 
elsew here.

"T h is latest accusation was kind 
of tough to o v erlo o k," M addox told 
the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. "I had 
thought about visiting there, but af­
I haven't
latest episode, 
ter this 

even considered them. It is just too 
risky a chan ce for me to ta k e ."

Slocum has been at A&M 16 years 
over tw o periods. He w as responsi­
ble for Dallas-Fort W orth area re­
cruiting as an assistant, and Dallas 
Carter High School is am ong the 
schools at w hich A&M has recruited 
well in the recent past.

Darren Lew is, A&M 

running 
back, w as nam ed last w eek to The 
A ssociated Press All-America team 
as a sophom ore, and another C arter 
player said he hasn't ruled out the 
Aggies.

Associated Press

"I d on't think it will have much of 
an effect on m e because I'm still 
wide open at this p o in t," said Jessie 
Arm stead, a high school All-Ameri 
ca linebacker w ho manv consider 
the top prospect in the state.

"I'm going to keep my eye on 
them and see how things turn out, 
but I like Coach S lo cu m ."

A&M 's im m ediate reaction to the 
latest allegations would help the 
Aggies 
in their recruiting efforts, 
Arlington Lamar Coach Lddy Peach 
said.

"I think the kev thing for A&M is 

getting out of lim bo ," said Peach

"T h ey needed to get som ething 
settled even if it meant Coach S h e r­
rill resigning. N ow , it just depends 
on how qiiicklv A&M can get things 
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that 
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they made the coaching move to re­
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"A & M 's Ju d a s," 
linebacker D ana 
Batiste w ent to the defense of C oach 
Jackie Sherrill, w ho resigned in the 
w ake of alleged rules violations.

Sherrill resigned M onday amid 
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das at other schools and we have 
ours at A&M , to o ," Batiste said, re­
ferring to The Battalion. "I don't feel 
any sham e for this university.

"I feel anvone who does should 
go on about his b u sin e ss," said B a­
tiste. 
"T h is university has been 
good to m e and everyone here "

Smith tned to take a short-cut to 

making m oney, said Batiste.

"H e |tist wants a d o llar," he said 
" I think America has told G eorge 
Sm ith this is som ething you have to 
do to m ove up, the short-cut vou 
have to ta k e .”

While other p lav e rs had strong 
to Sherrill s resignation, 
reactions 
several students on cam pus felt the 
coach should remove him self if he 
violated rules.

"I can't tell it he savs he's guiltv 
freshm an 
bv resigning or what, 
math m ajor Nicole W illson of Tvler 
said "If he did it, it's good he quit

Arturo Carrasco, a mechanical e n ­
from College 
gineering graduate 
Station, said he believed the resig ­
nation would not affect the s c h o o l s 
reputation.

"I think that's the reason the\ did 
tins, w a s because of the reputation 
of the school, the\ vs ant to keep it. 
Carrasco said

"T h e school has become so at­
tached to Jackie Sherrill, they don't 
w ant to see him go. They realized 
that he did som ething w rong but he 
also did a 
lot of good for the 
sch o o l."

This w eek, final exam s are under 
way on cam pus. Aggie punter Sean 
W ilson said the continuing incident 
w as distracting.

think 
the distractions com e 
"I 
from 
the N C A A ," said W ilson. 
"T h e y should do these things w hen 
w e're not in sch o o l."

He added that the NCAA is pu n­

ishing the w rong people.

"T h ey think th ey're doing som e­
thing good for th e university but 
they're punishing us and we had 
nothing to do with it. Punish the 
people w ho did 
it six, eight, 10 
years a g o ," he said.

T he word "u n fa ir" cropped up in 

most players' com m ents.

" It 's so unfair because of the qual­
ity o f man he is ," said quarterback 
Bucky Richardson. "H e taught me a 
lot in 2 ’/: years. W e'll all m iss h im ."
Wide receiver Percy W addle pre­
dicted the Aggies would still be a 
Southw est C onference pow er.

"A ll the other SW C team s are 
happy nght now'; they think w e'll 
be down for next y ear," said W ad­
dle 
"But with all the y o u n g guys 
and talent, we will still be on top of 
the conference "

Brvan G rabm an, a graduate geol­
ogy student from C ollege Station, 
said Sherrill had to take the respon­
sibility for the athletic program.

"I believe in clean am ateur athlet­
ics and I don't see anyone denying 
anything, 
it o u t," 
so 
Grabm an said

let's clean 

Jack W illiam son, a sophom ore 
general studies ma|or from El Paso, 
had another concern

I g u e s s the Aggie jokes will be 
back now ,' he said 
"All the things 
they've been saying about Southern 
M ethodist 
they'll be saving about 
us now

Nebraska All-American 
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N ebraska All- 
American Broderick rhom as says 
third-ranked W est Virginia has no 
business com peting for the national 
cham pionship and will lose to No 1 
Notre Dam e b\ 41) some points' 
in 
the Fiesta Bow 1

feels 

Ihom as 

that sixth-ranked 
is 
N ebraska, a loser on!) to UCl A 
being unfairly overlooked bv 
the 
pollsters and would beat either 
Notre I)am e or W est \ irginia

The Fiesta Bowl team s each fin­
ished the season with perfect 11-0 
records Nebraska ( 10- 1 ) will play 
No 2 Miami (10-1) in the* O range 
Bowl on Jan 2.

T h o m a s , a finalist tor Butkus (top 
college 
linebacker) and 1 ombardi 
(top college linem an) aw ards, said 
poll voters unjustifiably look only at 
a team 's record and do not take 
strength of schedule into con sid era­
tion.

"W est Virginia hasn't played a n y ­
body W hat have they played, one 
team [Syracuse] in the top 20? How 
can a team like that win the national 
cham p ion ship ?" said Thom as.

"T eam s 

like N ebraska, M iami, 
Southern Gal that play gtxxl team s 
every year W est V irginia d oesn't 
plav that kind of football," he said. 
"T h e y have an easy schedule and 
they're up for the national cham p i­
onship and 
th at's 
I d on't 
right. N otre Dame ought to be play­
ing Miami or us, but I d on't think 
anybody wants 
I 
know N otre Dam e d oesn't want to 
play u s ."

to play us. 

think 

... 

Thom as predicted N otre D am e's 
d efense will harass M ajor Harris, 
W est V irginia's sophom ore qu arter­
back, "b ecau se he 
isn't that 
good. ... There are a lot of quarter­
backs better than him. Notre Dame

just 

will probably win bv three touch- 
dow ns, m aybe by 40-som e points 
W est V irginia ain't got a prayer 

Thom as would not predict the 
said, 
O range Bowl w inner, but 
"Y o u w atch 
because 
you'll see No H9 [Ih o m as] all over 
the field 
I d on't see anybody in 
college football w ho can control a 
gam e like me

that game 

1 he b-foot-3, 250-pound Ihom as 
e x p e c t s to be one of the top three 
picks in next sp n n g 's NFL draft — 
"In the eves of team m ates, I'm the 
best in A m erica," he said — and 
would like to play for the I os Ange­
les Raiders

T think 1 will be one of the No. 1 
linebackers in the w o rld ," he said. 
"I want to be o ne of the best lin e­
b a ck e rs w ho ever played, o n e of the 
best outside 
linebackers anybody 
has ever seen 

"1 think every' d efensive player 
would like to plav tor the Raiders, 
because they plav d efense the way 
it's supposed to be played 
I'd love 
to wear the silver and black. 1 think 
1 can help [Raiders ow ner] Al Davis 
regain a w'orld cham p ionship , and 1 
think he could keep me happy by 
keeping my pockets stuffed. Ever 
since I w as a kid, I've had it in the 
back of mv mind I'd like to play for 
the R aid ers."

Thom as also said 

that players 
w ho use steroids and street drugs 
such as cocaine and crack "a re total 
id iots ... frying and destroying their 
bodies "

"I'v e 

seen gu y s w ho used 
steroids — 23, 24, 25 years old — 
w ith kidney and liver failu re," said 
T h o m a s, w ho d id n 't m en tio n 
nam es or say w hether they w ere 
football players.

" If you use steroids, you 're risk­

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By DAVE WINTER
Exam Week Extra Staff

Unlike Am erican football, rugby 
has no tim eouts, hash marks, hel­
m ets or depth charts. Play is contin­
uous, and there are no substitu­
tions.

James Mikell, Texas Rugby Foot­
ball Club president, says that the 
sport is better for it.

“ Rugby has the non-stop action 
of soccer with the physical contact 
and action of Am erican football. It 
has the best of m any sports in o n e ," 
Mikell said.

Many people think of rugby as 
som e violent derivative of football 
played by sadom asochists. And 
since rugby players w ear no pads or 
helmets, the sport appears to more 
dangerous. Mikell said, however, 
the image is a misconception. Rug­
by, he claims, is safer than football 
with more sportsm anship.

“ People tend not to go for the 
kind of sh ots that cau se injuries due 
to the fact that they d o n 't have any 
protection on them selves eith e r,” 
Mikell said. In three years of collegi­
ate rugby, M ikell has yet to see a 
player suffer a season-end ing in ju ­
ry. Texas football cannot make that 
claim; the woes of the Texas d efen ­
sive line this year show what inju ­
ries can do to a football team.

Even more fundam ental, how ev­
er, is the attitude betw een oppo­
nents. Mikell grants that the Texas 
rugby team has a rivalry with Texas 
A&M. His eyes gleam ed w hen he 
said that the L onghorns beat the 
Aggies this fall and that the Aggies, 
who dom inated their m eetings in 
the '70s, no longer have an edge in 
ability.

But these rugby skirmishes are 
not prefaced by a John Hagy calling 
Aggies “cockroaches' or epilogued 
by a Dana Batiste calling the Long­
horns “a piece of cake ”

"R ugby is considered a gentle­
man's gam e In other sports, people 
go their separate ways after the 
game is over Not so with rugby 
You become 
f n e n d s with many 
members of other teams, Mikell 
said

Visiting 

to Austin 
teams come 
early to have a meal with the Texas 
rugbv team After every game, the 
home team throws a social event for 
the visitors Mikelh said that Sixth

Rugby has the non­
stop action of soccer 
with the physical contact 
and action of American 
football. It has the best of 
many sports in one.’

— James MikeN 
Rugby d u b president

Street is a big advantage in bringing 
visiting teams to A ustin to play the 
Univeristy.

This very priority — social goals 
over com petitive on es — 
leads 
Mikell and his rugby team m ates to 
believe their sport is tailor-m ade for 
the University, and the club hopes 
to make rugby more “ cam pus-ori­
e n te d .”

During December, members of 
the club manned a West Mall table 
with a campus politician's zeal. 
They hope that forming a little sis­
recruiting 
ters organization and 
more students will bring rugby to 
the students.

The game has only two positions: 
backs and forwards. There are 15 
players to a team, seven of whom 
are forwards Play does not stop ex­
cept for injuries, and there are no 
substitutions

The forwards on both teams form 
lines by locking arms and ankles. 
Play starts with a scrum where the 
ball, slightlv rounder than a foot­
ball, is dropped between the lines. 
The line that pushes forward then 
kicks the ball to its backs

The backs try to advance the ball 
just like running backs do in foot­
ball. But blocking, an essential char­
acter of American football, is illegal 
in rugbv. Longhorn halfback Eric 
Metcalf might have made one hellu­
va rugby player

“Sometimes, rugbv is one on 15,” 
Mikell said. He also mentioned the 
1982 California kick return (the fa­
mous Stanford-band play) where 
five laterals eventually resulted in a 
touchdown and victory over 
Cal 
Stanford That one unparallelled 
play, Mikell said, closely resembles 
what happens in rugbv

When backs score by reaching the 
equivalent ot football's end /one, 
the
they must press 

the ball 

to 

ground in order to record a try. 
Tries are worth two points; the en ­
suing conversion is worth another 
two.

These points-after are som ew hat 
more challenging than their football 
counterparts. The ball is not placed 
on a hash mark; it is marked from 
w here the back scored. If the try is 
m ade while falling out of bounds 
then that's w here the conversion is 
kicked. The angle on such conver­
sions can prove very difficult.

Kickers becom e key players in the 
gam e. Th ese guys are not, as they 
are in football, the eccentric outcasts 
w ho pace the sidelines and kick the 
ball from a tee.

“ All the players have to perform a 
lot of duties. T he kicker is alw ays in 
the gam e. He d o esn 't have the ad­
vantage of kicking the ball at a sta­
tionary point; he has to kick w hile 
on the run at full stride.

“T he ideal situation is to have a 
kicker that can drop kick from 40 
m eters o u t,” Mikell said. Being able 
to kick with both feet d oesn't hurt 
either.

Rugby m agazine ranks the UT 
rugby team second in Texas and 
eighth in the w estern United States. 
O nly Sou thw est Texas State 
is 
ranked higher than Texas, and the 
Longhorns have beaten the Bobcats 
in their tw o m eetings this fall.

The main com petition will be this 
spring w hen SM U hosts the Texas 
tournam ent that will decide which 
team s advance to the W estern U nit­
ed States tournam ent. Mikell said 
that he expects Texas to win the 
tournam ent this year (they placed 
fourth last year and third the previ­
o u s two).

You get the idea, though, that 
winning isn't everything for these 
guvs. Mikell boasted of a night 
game at Burr Field (near U .S. 183 in 
North Austin) last spring w here the 
tan attendance was high, but he 
if the Longhorns 
didn't m ention 
won or lost. Their little sisters are 
asked to attend hom e gam es and a 
practice every three w eeks. M ainly, 
though, they must join the rugby 
team for nights out on Sixth Street.

With Texas' opponents deciding 
to come to Austin for the sam e rea­
son, the environment at the U niver­
sity of Texas and the tradition of 
rugby appear to be perfect for each 
other.

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Gutsy redshirt freshmen play for heart, love of college football

By TRACY FREEMAN
Exam Week Extra Staff

They are members of the Longhorn football 

team, but they do not play.

Meet Chris Smith, Rodney Woodard and 
Steve Edmison — redshirt walk-on freshmen. 
No major college scholarships beckoned them af­
ter their high school careers, but they have a 
score to settle.

“I'm here to play my last years of football for a 
team I've always loved," said Smith, a 6-foot, 
225-pound middle linebacker from Bay City.

Professional football is almost out of the ques­
tion for these young men who face long odds 
every practice. But they want to prove to them­
selves that with hard work and determination 
they can and will compete at the college level.

"I love the damn game too much to let it end 
after high school," said running back Rodney 
Woodard, a 5-foot-ll, 195-pounder from Sugar- 
land Clements High School.

For Steve Edmison, "It's realizing that you're 

part of an elite group."

The 5-8, 145-pound punter is one of two play­
ers in the last 10 years from Del Rio High School 
to play major college football. "This means more 
to me than playing in the N FL," said Edmison. 
"This is strictly from the heart, not a business."

‘W e go out every week and 
practice and get beat around, but 
don’t get to play.’

— Chris Smith

Every year m any young men aspire to make 
the University of Texas football team . According 
to Longhorn Coach David McWilliams, 40 men 
walked on last sum m er, a school record.

"W e'v e made a dedicated effort to get guys to 
walk o n ," McWilliams said. "I visit with every 
single walk-on player and 1 tell them how I think 
they're doing and their chances of making the 
team ."

For Chris Smith, chances are a part of life.
"I w asn't very happy last spring because of 
the few scholarship offers I received ," said 
Smith. "I wanted to come to UT for the exciting 
chance to play bigtime college football.

"M any of my friends are Aggies, but they 
think I've got a lot of nerve for w hat I d id ," he 
said.

Growing up in Bay City with the Blackcat trad­
ition of producing such athletes as Oklahoma 
State wide receiver Hart Lee Dykes and 200- 
m eter gold medal winner Joe Deloach did not 
hinder Smith in the classroom. He graduated 
with a 3.8 grade point average in addition to 
being a first-team all-district linebacker his senior 
year and most valuable player of his team.

With no scholarship offers and little recogni­
tion outside the high school ranks, Rodney W oo­
dard thought his football-playing days were 
over.

> As an all-district selection at both linebacker 
and running back, the Sugarland Clements ath­
lete helped his team to area finals his senior 
year. He bench pressed 391 pounds in workouts, 
the second highest weight of any freshman, 
walk-on or scholarship player. Only quarterback 
Jason Burleson lifted more.

He wants to do the same at Texas.
"I think I can crack the lineup as a fullback 

next year if given the chance," Woodard said.

With Eric Metcalf and Darron Norris graduat­
ing at the end of this season, that might just be a 
reality.

Steve Edmison's reality is perhaps cloudier 
than the others. The barefooted punter is one of 
five punters on the team. He attributes his lack 
of scholarship offers, specifically to the Horns, to 
the sanctions that the UT program was under 
last year that reduced the available scholarships 
from 30 to 25.

"The loss of scholarships left the kicking 

scholarships bare," he said.

in 

The Del Rio native was listed as a wide receiv­
er in the North Texas game, but intends to fol­
low 
the steps of his hero and former 
Longhorn punter John Teltschik, now with the 
Philadelphia Eagles. He currently participates on 
the scout punting team.

Chris Smith, Rodney Woodard and Steve Ed­
mison have a dream — to play for Texas. But 
they list fulfilling their education as their prima­
ry goal because of the stability it offers.

Woodard, a business finance major, said, "I 
don't want to play in the NFL. Maybe I'm 
scared, but I see so many guys leaving the NFL 
crippled."

Edmison, a business accounting major, said in 
regard to both education and athletics that "the 
only person stopping you is yourself."

The status of redshirt walk-on freshman can 
be both intimidating and fascinating, but main­
taining enthusiasm is the toughest aspect. "M o­
tivation is the hardest," said Smith. "We go out 
every week and practice and get beat around, 
but don't get to play."

I ’ve seen a lot of people with 
ability, but no heart. Without heart 
and drive you’re stuck in the 
mud.’

At least not yet.
Upon making the team each redshirt is al­
lowed to suit up for one conference and one 
non-conference game, according to McWilliams.

This year the coaching staff had to randomly 
assign players to each gam e, because "all of 
them picked A&M and A rkansas,” said McWilli­
ams, who is restncted by the 65-m an travel 
squad limit.

Smith, Woodard and Edmison all suited up for 

the N orth Texas game.

Edmison likened it to "being a part of a well- 

built machine."

Last year McWilliams took every walk-on 
player to the Biuebonnet Bowl, a 32-27 Longhorn 
victory over the Pittsburgh Panthers, and the 
success of the number of walk-ons this year can 
be attributed to the attitude the coaching staff 
has taken.

"Nobody wants you to make the team more 
than I do," said McWilliams. "When looking at a 
walk-on player we look at effort regardless of 
size, whether or not they played in high school, 
and if they're willing to work."

According to NCAA rules, a walk-on must be 
enrolled in the school prior to practicing with the 
team.

This means more to me than 
playing in the NFL. This is not a 
business.’

— Steve Edmison

"A guy must be qualified, must have taken a 
core curriculum in high school and maintained a 
solid GPA — the same academic rules as scholar­
ship athletes," McWilliams said.

UT rules add that the player must have a rec­
ommendation from his high school coach, be en­
rolled for 12 semester hours and have completed 
24 class hours for the first year.

McWilliams said he is "fair and honest" to 
each player and that none receive special privi­
leges.

"I talk to every one [walk-on playerj individu­
ally and either tell them they made the team or 
that it will be hard to make the team ," he said.

With the NCAA limit of 30 scholarships per 
each Division 1-AA school, redshirting is also 
common for scholarship recruits. Of Texas' 19 
recruits this year, 15 were redshirted, said 
McWilliams. Only Tommy Jeter, James Patton, 
Willie Mack Garza and Jeff Higgins are playing 
as true freshmen.

Walk-ons in the past who have contributed to 
the team as starters include Patrick McFarlane 
and Robert Brewer, who was the starting quart­
erback in the Longhorns' 1982 Cotton Bowl vic­
tory over Alabama.

C hris Smith, Rodney W oodard and Steve Ed­

My goals are to fulfill mv education, for the 
team to win, and for me to have a successful 
athletic career and to keep my head screwed on 
straight,” Smith said

Perhaps Woodard said it best

"All walk-ons have one special dream: to play 
bigtime college football I've seen a lot of people 
with ability, but no h eart,” W oodard said. 
"W ithout heart and drive you're stuck in the 
m u d ."

This year's walk-on class simpiv wants to hit 

— Rodney Woodard

mison dream of doing the same

"If you had asked me where 1 was going to 
play college ball, Texas would have been the 
least likely ch o ice," said W oodard.

"It was an aw esom e experience. 

I never 
played in front of 75,(XX) people and the n oise," 
Smith said.

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Monday, December 19,1988 
Page 15

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Christmas films taking 
the ‘ho’ out of holiday
If Scrooged, Cocoon II: The Return, The Naked Gun a n d High Spirits 

a r e a n y in d ic a tio n , th e n it is g o in g to b e a lo n g s e a s o n in d e e d 
fo r H o lly w o o d a n d m o v ie g o e rs . W in te r h ib e rn a tio n — n o t m a ss 
d is trib u tio n — m ig h t h a v e b e e n a b e tte r id e a fo r th e s e film s.

By Robert Wilonsky

A lre a d y , 1988 is g o in g to to p 1 9 8 7 a s a re co rd y e a r fo r th e h im 
in d u s try , a n d th e d e a rth o f h o lid a y fa re , g o o d , bad o r o th e r w is e , 
w o n 't tak e th a t a w a y fro m th e s tu d io s . L ast y e a r 's b o x -o ffic e re ­
c e ip ts to ta le d m o re th a n $ 4 .2 5 b illio n , a n d a c c o rd in g to A rt M u rp h y , 

Daily Variety's fin a n c ia l e x p e rt, 198 8 g r o s s e s are a lre a d y $ 1 3 0 m illio n 

a h e a d o f 1987.

S u c h r e le a s e s a s The Last Emperor, Beetlejuice, Throw M ama From the 

Tram, Wall Street, Broadcast Neu>$ a n d o th e r s h a v e flick e re d a c r o s s 

th e s c r e e n s in 1 988. A m a jo rity o f th o s e film s c a m e d u n n g last 
C h r is tm a s s e a s o n , a n d w e c o u ld n 't h a v e a sk e d fo r b e tte r p r e s e n ts .

It's o n ly u n fo r tu n a te th a t th r e e o f th e b ig g e s t r e le a s e s o f th is 
s e a s o n h a v e tu rn e d o u t to b e n o n -r e tu r n a b le . Bill M u rr a y 's re tu rn to 

o n ly by th e m a n ic p e r fo r m a n c e o f C a ro l K a n e , w h ile th e c a s t of 

th e s c re e n in th e re m a k e o f A Christmas Carol is u n in s p ire d , sav e d 
Cocoon re tu rn e d in a p lo y to m a k e v ie w e rs h a v e to re n t th e o rig in a l 
a g a in . The Naked Gun. in sp ire d b y th e fa iled T V s e rie s Police Squad, 

p ro v e d it w a s b e tte r to le a v e w ell e n o u g h a lo n e .

O d d lv e n o u g h , th e b ig g e st h it o f th e s e a s o n so far is Land Before 

Time, D o n B lu th 's a n im a te d f e a tu r e .d e a lin g w ith lo st d in o s a u r s fa c­

in g p r e h is to r ic peril P e rh a p s n o t to o c o in c id e n ta lly , th is is th e ex act 
sa m e p re m ise as B lu th 's last film , th e ca r to o n An American Tail, 
w h ic h w as a ls o a b ig hit a n d a lso s ta rre d a c u te a n im a l in tro u b le (a 
Je w is h m o u s e , r e m e m b e r? )

All 

is no t lo st, h o w e v e r , as Ja n u a r y p ro m is e s su c h e n tr ie s as 

O liv e r S t o n e 's Talk Radio s ta r n n g E ric B o g o s ia n a n d b a se d o n B o g o ­

s ia n 's p lay, an d M ik e N ic h o ls' Working G irl, b o th o f w h ic h m ig h t be 
th e b e s t — if n o t th e b ig g e s t — film s o f th e y e a r. H a rris o n F ord , 
M e la n ie G riffith a n d S ig o u rn e y W e a v e r sta r in N ic h o ls ' film .

W h a t fo llo w s is a list o f film s th a t are s c h e d u le d for r e le a s e d u n n g 
th e n ex t few w e e k s A s th is is th e m o v ie b u s in e s s , re le a s e d a te s are

TALK RADIO

B o go sian , 

Starring: Eric 
Ellen
G reene and Alec Baldwin Release 
Date: Wide release Jan 15 Director: 
O liver S to n e Studio: C ineplex
O deon

Just when Dallas thought it shook 
its 'City of H ate" label along com es 
Talk Radio, a film that depicts Ken­
ned y S killers as conservative, red­
necked facists The film is based on 
Bogosian's plav of the sam e name 
and Stephen Singular's book Talked 
to Death 
Ihe Life and Murder of Alan 
Berg 
It centers on the life of Dallas 
radio talk-show host Barry C ham ­
plain (Bogosian), w ho is the target 
of an assassination by neo-Nazis. 
The controversial Berg, who hosted 
a D enver radio show , was mur­
dered in 1984.

WORKING GIRL
Starring: M elanie G riffith, Harrison 
Ford, Sigourney W eaver Release 
Date: Dec. 21 Director M ike Ni­
chols Studio: 20th C entury Fox

Griffith stars as Tess M cGill, a 
Staten Island secretary in a New 
York brokerage firm w ho slowly 
works her way to the boardroom by 
posing as a tough execu tive (many 
have already called this the female 
version of Secret of My Success — 
w hich is not a com plim ent, needless 
to say). W eaver plays Katherine 
Parker, G riffith's hard-assed boss, 
and Ford stars as Jack Trainer, Tess' 
charm ing boyfriend/ally. Advance 
word on the film is that it estab­
lishes G riffith as a m ajor star and is 
one o f N ichols' — and this year's — 
best.

JACKNIFE
Starring: Robert D eNiro, Ed Harris 
Release Date: February Director. 
Jo n e s Studio: C in ep lex
D avid 
O d eon

som etim e 

In Country 

Y et another 

film dealing with 
V ietnam veterans (Bruce Willis is 
d ue 
this 
spring), Jackmfe focuses on the de­
layed stress D eN iro's and Harris' 
characters m ust deal with. T he plot 
cen ters on 
the strain H arris' ro­
m ance with D eN iro's sister puts 
upon the characters.

BEACHES
Starring: Bette Midler, Barbara Her- 
shey Relcne Date: Jan. 13 Director: 
Garry Marshall Studio: Touchstone 
For more than 40 years, HlUary 
Whitney Essex (Hershey) and C.C. 
Bloom (Midler) have been friends. 
Through failed marriages, lost jobs, 
thick and thin, the unlikely duo

Martin Short and Mck Node are Fugitives this Christmas movie season.

in 

(M idler plays a raucous singer, Her­
shey a quiet lawyer), the w om en re­
main close. That is, until they both 
fall 
love with theater director 
John Pierce (played by Big co-star 
John H eard.) Beaches, which fea­
tures a M idler sound track, is the 
film 
first 
singer-actress' 
since her O scar-nom inated role in 
The Rose, and it marks her fifth film 
for D isn ey's "a d u lt" m ovie arm.

serious 

THINGS 
CHANGE
Starring: Don A m eche, Joe M anteg­
na Release Date: M id-January Di­
rector David M am et Studio: C ol­
umbia

in 

A lready released 

the major 
m arkets, Things Change has drawn 
outstanding review s — and rightly 
so. W ritten and directed by the man 
responsible for such plays as Sexual 
Perversity in Chicago and last year's 
brilliant film House of Games, Things 
Change is the logical progression in 
M am et's cinem atic career.
For his second film, 

the play- 
focuses on Gino 
w right-director 
(A m eche), w ho is being set up to 
take th e fall for a m ob m urder. He is 
granted a 24-hour pass before going 
to jail by his caretaker, played by 
M am et regular M antegna. T h e two 
go to Lake Tahoe, w here A m eche is 
m istaken for a Mafia d on, and from 
th ere, the film takes several surpris­
ing an d often touching turns. O ften 
w him sical, often com ical, Things 
Change m ight be th e m ost over­

looked, underrated film of the year.

FUGITIVES

Starrin g: Nick Nolte, M artin Short, 
Jam es Earl Jones R elease D ate: Jan. 
27 D irector: Francis Veber Stud io: 
Touchstone

W hat would C hristm as be w ith­
out a buddy m ovie/rem ake of a 
French film from Touchstone? The 
studio behind last year's phenom e­
nal hit Three Men and a Baby (based, 
of course, on a French film), will 
turn out a remake of Les Fugitifs, 
with Nolte as a reform ed bank 
robber and Short as a single father 
w ho has seen better days. W hen 
Short sticks up a bank, how ever, 
Nolte is forced to hide out with 
Short, as the cops suspect Nolte 
com m itted the crime. Not farcical at 
all.

WHO’S 
HARRY 
CRUMB?
Starring: John Candy, Annie Potts, 
Tim Thom erson Release Date: Janu- 
ary-M arch Director: Paul Flaherty 
Studio: Tri-Star 

C andy has expressed confidence 
in this film — "T h is m ovie has been 
the best one I've worked o n ," he 
told Premiere — but w ith the excep­
tion o f Splash, h e's only starred in 
flops (Summer Rental, Armed and 
Dangerous). In Who's Harry Crumb? 
C andy plays a boneheaded d etec­

te n ta tiv e a n d c o u ld (rea d w ill m o st lik e ly ) c h a n g e at a n y tim e: 

Melanie Griffith and Harrison Ford star in Mike Nichols’ Working Girl, slated for a Dec. 21 release. Sigourney Weaver and Alec Baldwin also appear.

tive put on 
wealthy Potts is kidnapped.

the case w hen 

the 

MISSISSIPPI 
BURNING

Starring: G ene H ackm an, Willem 
Dafoe R elease D ate: January-M arch 
D irector: Alan Parker Stud io: O rion 
In yet another socially relevant 
film, Dafoe (last seen as the "u lti­
mate peacenik" in The L ist Tempta­
tion of Christ) stars with H ackm an as 
two FBI agents trying to solve the 
disappearances of three civil-rights 
w orkers in M ississippi in the '60s. 
Dafoe and H ackm an are ideological­
ly opposed agents w orking toward 
the same goal. M ississippi Burning is 
based upon a true story, and w as 
filmed in the area in w hich the d is­
appearances took place.

I’M GONNA 
GIT YOU 
SUCKA

Starring: Keenan Ivory W ayans, Jim 
Brown, Isaac H ayes R elease D ate: 
Early 1989 D irector: K eenan Ivory 
W ayans Studio: United Artists 

This film m arks a return to the

firmly 

tongue planted 

blaxploitation films of the 1970s (á !a 
Shaft and Superfly), albeit this time 
with 
in 
cheek. After all, W ayans is the co­
w riter of last year's brilliant satire 
on the black film industry (or lack 
thereof). Robert T ow nsend 's Hollu- 
wood Shuffle. Brown and Hayes, two 
icons of the infam ous '70s m ovies, 
star as Jack Spad e's (W ayans') pals 
w h o h elp 
av en g e h is 
S p a d e 
brother's murder.

he'll need a great film before he b e­
com es truly forgettable.

The plot focuses on C orríne Je f­
fries (Shepherd), w ho has ju st loct 
her husband — or so she thinks u n ­
til she meets her daughter's boy­
friend (Downey), w ho is actually 
her dead husband in another body 
(shades of Heaven Can Wait?). It w as 
unknow n at press time w hether this 
is a com edy.

CHANCES ARE

Starring: Cvbill Shepherd , Robert 
D ow ney Jr., Ryan O 'N eal R elease 
D ate: 
January-February D irector: 
Emile Ardolino Stud io: 1 ri-Star

The original title of this film was 
Unforgettable (possibly the film m ak­
ers wanted to avoid such headlines 
as "Unforgettable is n o t"). Ah well, 
to 
going from Nat "K in g " Cole 
Johnny M athis is one thing, but 
with this cast and director (he did 
Dirty Dancing), Unforgettable could 
play like W ayne N ew ton. Shepherd 
(from M oonlighting, all those years 
ago) has truly succeeded in only one 
film — her first, The Last Picture 
Show. Downey has had more suc­
cessful films, but with Less than Zero 
and fohnny Be Good to his name,

TORCH SONG 
TRILOGY

Starring: Harvey Fierstein, Matthew' 
Broderick, Anne Bancroft R elease 
D ate: Januarv D irector: Paul Bogart 
Studio: New L ine

Based on Fierstein s pow erful 
play of the same name, th e movie 
deals with a drag queen s (Fier- 
stein's) adopting and raising a son 
(Broderick). New Line hopes this 
film will not find a limited audience 
(i.e., be thought of as a "g ay mov­
ie"), and indeed, the story is not 
just of hom osexuality. I he play was 
a huge sm ash on and off Broadw’av, 
and both Fierstein and Broderick 
have proven them selves tine actors.

t

f

BetM Mkfler and Barbara Herstoy play old friends In the latest dramedy from Touchstone Pictures, Beaches.

 Monday, December 19,1988 
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• M o n o g e r o n S it e

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Living Here

478-6005

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A B P !
2 BLOCKS U.T.
NEWLY REMODELED 
D0RM-STYLE 
EFFICIENCIES 
476-1957 OR 474-2365
2502 NUECES

N O W LEASING
to*
SPRING SEMESTER
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e M ic ro w a v e * 

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# Washer/"Dryer F ncÉ k e i 
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C A SB A H
2 2 0 0 S o n G a b n e i 
C o l Mickey 3 7 2 -5 6 6 0 

3 2 2 9 4 4 9

12 !9 f

Villa
Arcos

3301 Speedw ay

• S h u t ffe a t C u r b 

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• Laundry Area
• M o n o g e r o n S i t e

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• 1 & 2 B e d ro o m A p ts • 
Pool • N e x t *o Tennis
Courts • W a lk to C a m p u s
• A B P except electnaty

1302 W. 24th St.
477-3619

All Bills Paid

West C am pus 
$ 9 9 CteposH
Eff. Ts. 2 s 
Storhrtg n $250
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2 4 0 1 Le o n

4 7 6 - f f 15

★ TWO BE D R O O M ★ 
$440
W a f f to C o m p u * * m d ! q m e* c o m 

ptex. cerkng fans, p o o !

Cavalier Apts 
307 E 31st 

476-6275 

474-7732

473-2513

27*

V5 BLOCK FROM 
LAW SCHOOL
Bag, 1 8 0 h x + v s h e d a p a r tm e n t $ 2 5 G 
m o n th o r poteib hy lo w e r w d h a lo n g e r 

term le a se W e p a y h e o h n g , c o o k m g 

bdh. y o u p a y $ 1 5 o m o nth lA lrh e s 

C A L I FttED A T 3 2 0 - 0 4 8 7 
O R C O M E S E E A T 

9 2 6 E A S T ? 6 l h 
T O W E R W W A f A R T M E N T S

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setting 

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co m p le x m 
Se clu d e d , 
p o rt-lik e 
fur 
N ic e ly 
rushed, carp eted , a n d d ra p e d 
G a s/ w ate r pa«d 6 0 9 E 45 th 
Street 4 5 2 1 8 2 3 , 4 5 1 -6 5 3 3
CENTRAL PROPERTIES INC.
t ñ u

ASSUME LEASE
through M a y 1 BR, fum tshed, cert 

troi orr, pool, on IF shuttle, on site 
m onoger ond m aintenance, go o d 

secvnfy, $ 3 2 5 per m o 
(negoh 
able) includes ga s & water, avail 
a b le 12th Jan. (flexible) G i l John 
4 5 2 2 9 0 8 (H ) (Ceep trying

1-17

2 2 C O N D O ha» everything mctudmg 
fireptace. $ 6 0 0 o month A J N k p a d 
C ol 4 8 0 - 0 9 7 6 1-12F__________________

¿ K X X eT T h Y W PARK)" 1 1. 4 0 7 1 W 
4 5 l h 
c o m m u n it y 
d o wrW o rs, n w v bknds $ 1 9 5 • G and
Í Cat 459-0017 1100______________

S m a ll 

q u i * t 

IF SHUTTLE, large efficiencies quret com 
ptex. $ 2 2 0 3 0 2 fa»t 3 4 * 4 7 2 5851 
12-19 J

4 B L O C K S W T ST UT dean, qwet efficwn 
cy Watw/gos fumehed. G a s heat A 
c o o kin g $ 2 / 9 4 7 6 - 7 9 1 6 1-K3F

RKNTAL 370 — Unf. Apta.

$ 1 0 0 D e p o s it
C A L L A N D A S K 
A B O U T O U R S P E C I A L

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Fumi$hed Efficiencies 
l- l's & 2-2's

• 3 P o o f s

• 3 L a u n d r y R o o m s

• G a s a n d W a t e r P o i d

• S h u f f l e a t F r o n t D o o r

Ideal for Student* 
Beat the High 
Electric Mat—

Tanglewood
W estside

Apartm ents
JAN. LEASING NOW 
1403 Norwalk La.
472-9614

L E A S E 
J A N 1

Su Roca
Apartments

o ’ B d r 

o N ic e P o o i 

e Tennis C o u rts 

a c r o ss the street 

e W a lk lo C o m p u i

1302 W. 24th
477-3619

DIPLOMAT
APARTMENTS
BARGAIN
RATES

20— Sports-Foreign 

Autos

200 — Fumiture- 
H ous hold

19 87 B 2 0 0 0 M a z d a S E 5 p o c k o g e L on g 
bed, $ 5 9 0 0 , 0 8 0 . Exce le nt condition 
C oll 
57 47 . 2-1J

Steve C o o k 

4 5 8-16 17 , 

47 1- 

19 83 C O N V E R T IB L E Z 2 8 collectors edi­
tion. True cross fire fuel injection, ceNuior 
p hone C o » 3 4 6 - 4 9 5 3 . 12-19A__________

1 9 83 D A T S U N 2 8 0 Z X 5-speed, T-tops, 
A / C A A M F M , 
low mik ioge. Alp ine 
Alorm system $ 7 0 0 0 4 5 3 - 1 3 5 9 12-19

19 78 M G B BEAU TIFU L blue body. M a n y 
new parts, runs a nd looks Ik e new, 
4 2 , 0 0 0 mi., $ 3 4 5 0 . 4 4 1 - 0 7 3 5 

5 -9

1987 S U Z U K I Sam ari-looded, low miles, 
excellent condition. M ust sel, best offer 
3 4 5 - 6 0 6 2 . 12-19D____________________

ROOM DIVIDER
LARGE black and white 
room divider. In excellent 
condition, great for any 
room. Worth $200, asking 
$40 or best offer.

Martin, 467-0531

12-19H

H E A V Y O A K teacher's desk 6ft $1 4 0 
K ero se ne heater like new, $4 0 . Lami­
nated table (drafting table dimensions).. 
$2 5. 4 5 2 - 5 4 2 6 

1-10________________

19 85 S A A B 90 0 S-lo o d e d . excellent c o n ­
dition. M ust 
6 0 6 2 

3 4 5
sel, best offer. 
12-19D_________________________

B A R G A IN P R IC ES S o fa $20; Stereo 
G o o d Condition, $40-, watch $ 2 0 . 4 4 2 - 
1655. 1-10_____________________________

19 7 9 V W V A N . G o o d condition $1 80 0/ 
neg. M u st sel. Runs go o d , radio, m any 
new parts. 4 4 1 -8 9 3 0 .1 -1 3

19 79 V W V A N . G o o d condition $ 1 80 0/ 
neg. M u st sel. Runs go o d, radio, m any 
new parts. 4 4 1 -8 9 3 0 . 2 -3

30 — Trucks-Vans

19 84 B ro n co II. Low mileage, 4-sp e e d w/ 
O D , 4X 4 , A M / F M A C . Exce le n t condi­
tion. $ 6 6 5 0 8 3 6 -2 1 1 0 5 -9

70 — Motorcycles

B E A U T IF U L 
F O R E S T -G r e e n , w o o d - 
trimmed couch, matching chair 3 years 
old, excellent conditionl $ 5 0 0 M a h o g a ­
ny p ed esta l table, 3 6 x 60, very g á x l 
condition! $ 9 5 4 5 1 - 3 8 3 3 

12-19C

f 

4 PIEC E B E D R O O M Set. C ontem porary 
Pecon finish. H e a db o ard , triple dresser, 
mirror, table Excellent condition. $ 2 0 0 
3 4 6 - 4 3 3 3 . 1-12A_____________________

D O U B L E B E D Seoty Posturpedic excel­
lent condition $150, lam ps $4-, a ereo 
$ 4 5 , 
3 4 3 - 
kitchenware best offer. 
6 6 6 7 . 12-19__________________________

220 — Computer* - 

Equipment

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Call Ben McCalip 
338-4374<M mi
JBGocdwin

360 — Fum. Apts.

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Eoch word 10 times 
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CLASSIFICATIONS
TRANSPORTATION

10 — M isc. A u tos 
20 — Sp o rts-F o re ign A u to s 
30 — T ru ck s-V a n s 
40 — V ehicles to T rada 
50 — Servtce-Repair 
60 — P arts-A cce sso rie s 
70 — M otorcycles 
80 — Bicycles 
90 — Vehicle L e asin g 
100 — Vehicles W anted
REAL ESTATE SALES
110 — Services 
120 — H o u s e s 
130 — C o n d o s-T o w n h o u se s 
140 — M o b ile H om es-Lots 
150 — A cre age -Lo ts 
1 6 0 — D u p ie xe s- 

A p o rtm ents 

170 — W an ted 
IS O — L o a n s
MERCHANDISE
190 — A p p lian ce s 
200 — Furn iture -H ousehold 
2 1 0 — Stereo-T V 
220 — Co m pu te rs- 

iq u lp m e n t 
230 — P h o to -C a m a ra s 
240 — B o a ts
250 — M u sic a l Instrum ents 
260 — H o b b le s 
270 — M o c h in e ry- 
Equipm ent 
280 — Spc rtn g-Cam pin g 
Equipm ent 

290 — F u rniture-Appliance 

Rental 

300 — G a r a g e -R u m m a g e 

S a la s 
310 — T rad a 
320 — W an te d to B u y 
o r Rant
MERCHANDISE
3 3 0 — Pats 
3 4 0 - M i s c .
RENTAL
3 5 0 — Ren tal Services 
360 — F u m . Apts.
3 7 0 — Unf. Apts.
380 — F u m . Duplexes
390 — Unf. Duplexes
4 00 — C o n d o s-T o w n h o u se s
410 — Fum . H o u ses
420 — Unf. H o u se s
425 — R o o m s
430 — R o o m -B o a rd
435 — C o -o p s
4 4 0 — R o o m m ates
450 — M o b ile H om es-Lots
460 — B u sin e ss Rentals
470 — Resorts
4 80 — S to ra g e Space
4 9 0 — W an te d to R ant-Lease
500 — Misc.

ANNOUNCEMENTS
5 1 0 — E n t a r t a k i m e n t - T k k a t s 
5 2 0 — P e r s o n a l s 
5 3 0 -

 T r a v e l -

5 4 0 - L o s t A F o u n d 
5 5 0 — L i c e n s e d C M I d C a r e 
5 6 0 — P u b M c N o M c e 
5 7 0 — M u s k - M u s k n s
EDUCATIONAL
5 8 0 — M u s k o l I n s t r u c t i o n 
5 9 0 — T u t o r i n g 
6 0 0 — I n s t r u c t i o n W a n t e d 
6 1 0 — M i s c . I n s t r u c t i o n
SERVICES
6 2 0 — L e g a l S e r v i c e s 
6 3 0 — C o m p u t a r S e r v i c e s 
6 4 0 — E x t e r m i n a t o r s 
6 5 0 — M o v t n g - H a u H n g 
6 6 0 — S t o r a g e 
6 7 0 — P a i n t i n g
SERVICES
6 8 0 — O f f i c e
6 9 0 — R e n t a l E q u i p m e n t
7 0 0 — F u r n i t u r e R e p a i r
7 1 0 — A p p l i a n c e R e p a i r
7 2 0 — S t e r e o - T V R e p a i r
7 3 0 — H o m e R e p a i r
7 4 0 — B k y c t e R e p a i r
7 5 0 — T y p i n g
7 6 0 — M i s c . S e r v i c e s
EMPLOYMENT
7 7 0 — E m p l o y m e n t A g e n d a s 
7 8 0 — E m p l o y m e n t S e r v i c e s 
7 9 0 — P a r t t im e 
8 0 0 — G e n e r a l H e l p W a r d e d 
1 1 0 — O f f i c e - C l e r i c a l 
8 2 0 — A c c o u n t i n g - 

B o o k k e e p i n g 

8 3 0 — A d m i n i s t r a t i v e -

8 4 0 — S a l a s | 
8 5 0 — R e t a i l

T e c h n i c a l 

8 7 0 — M a d k a l 
8 8 0 — P r o f e s s i o n a l 
8 9 0 — C l u b s - R e s t a u r a n t s 
9 0 0 — D o m e s t k - H o u s e h o l d 
9 1 0 — P o s i t i o n s W a n t e d 
9 2 0 — W o r k W a n t e d
BUSINESS
9 3 0 — B u s i n e s s

O p p o r t u n i t i e s 
9 4 0 — O p p o r t u n i t i e s 
W o n t e d

TSP BuÜding, Room 3 . 2 0 0 
2 5 0 0 W h ile 
M o n d a y through Friday 
8 0 0 o m -5 :0 0 p m

TRANSPORTATION

TRANSPORTATION

TRANSPORTATION

10 — Misc. Autos

10 — Misc. Autos

20 — Sports-Foreign 

Autos

LOOKING FOR 
A
NEW CAR? 
I speciolize in assisting arodootes 
and graduating seniors in their new/' 
used car or truck needs

CALL LEE WATTS 
476-66418x1.224 
Special Financing SA

j

\ 
hX. 

LOW-LOW
Auto - Cycle 
Insurance Rates

HENDERSON I.A. 
371-7500

9-6 , M o n - S a t 
7 7 0 1 N . L a m a r #1 1 3

73 C A D IL L A C . L o a d e d leather interior, 
new hres, battery, 
altemoter, $ 9 5 9 
45 9 -1 9 7 9 . Leave m essage to M ich ae l 
12-19___________________________________

1982 F O R D G R A N A D A W a g o n 6 3 K 
miles. PS/AT/AC g re a t shape, gre a t car, 
$ 2 8 5 0 2 5 0 -2 8 4 6 . 1 -8 5 8 -4 7 2 2 12 -19M

19 76 C U T L A S S S U P R E M E Runs,needs 
head gasket $ 2 7 5 4 4 7 -2 8 5 9 , Std 12-
19__________________

1988 T O Y O T A C E L IC A ST D a rk metallic 
red, sunroof, 5 -sp e e d Under extended 
w a r r a n t y , a s k i n g 
4 4 0 -
8281,hom e Leave m essage 12-19

$ 1 1 , 0 0 0 

1987 F O R D E S C O R T G T Black/grey in- 
terior, 5-speed, A C , A M / F M cassette 
sunroof, 2 0 ,0 0 0 miles, $ 5 9 0 0 34 6- 
6 2 7 3 . B rad 12-19______________________

19 83 C A M A R O Z - 2 8 T-Tops, 5-speed, 
p ow e r windows, ve ry d ean 
inside and 
out. $ 5 2 5 0 , 3 2 8 - 0 3 6 7 John. 1-11

1983 C A M A R O B L U E AT/AC Stereo cos
sette 
Low m ileage, well-maintained
$ 5 2 0 0 C A SH / ne go tia b ie 2 4 4 - 9 7 1 0 1- 
13______________________________________

1984 0 7 soft-top, 2 3 , 0 0 0 miles, $ 5 ,7 0 0 
p h o n e 
and 
weekends. 1-18

2 8 2 - 8 3 3 2 

e ven in gs, 

G O V E R N M E N T S E IZ E D vehicles from 
$100. 
Corvettes. 
C hevys. Surplus. Buyers G uide (1) 8 0 5 
2-6___________
6 8 7 - 6 0 0 0 . ext S - 9 4 1 3 

Fords. M e rc e d e s 

1983 B U IC K R E G A L LTD Fully loaded, 
AC, A M / F M , p o w e r steenng, seats & 
window s. $ 4 9 0 0 , O B O Faculty member 
m oving o versea s 8 9 2 - 3 5 7 9 , after 5pm 
1-18J___________________________________

19 7 7 D O D G E M o n a c o , d ep e nd ab le 
$ 5 0 0 firm. 3 2 0 8 6 2 6 . 5-9______________

19 84 F O R D T E M P O GL. 1 owner, clean, 
runs wek, 4 door, A C , PS, P8, A M / F M

» $ 3 4 9 5 . 3 3 1 - 4 0 6 5 1-13

1 9 7 3 M A Z D A R X 2 M a n u a l transmission, 
new brakes, runs g o o d Call C a ro ly n at 
4 4 4 - 4 4 7 2 evenings. $ 5 00 . 12 -19A

8 4 JEEP 0 7 L are d o 6 cylinder, soft top, 
3 8 , 0 0 0 miles, excellent condition, white, 
$ 6 3 0 0 1982 A u d i 4 0 0 0 , $ 3 0 0 0 45 4 -
1-25____________________________
5017 

19 83 N I S S A N P U L S A R N X. G re a t condi­
tion, 
$ 3 9 0 0 Call Ross 4 7 4 66 16 

stand ard ,go od 

sunroof, 

b od y 

1-2 5

1981 O L D S O M E G A , 5 7 0 0 0 miles, ex- 
ce lle n t c o n d itio n . $ 2 . 0 0 0 
4 5 2 -
12-19__________________________
7 5 3 6 

1 9 7 3 C A D IL L A C L O A D E D Leather inte­
rior N e w tires Battery alte m ater $ 9 5 9 
4 6 9 - 0 8 2 8 Leave m essage to M ichael
12-19__________________________________

M U S T SELL 1 9 8 3 D o d g e O m n i 4-door, 
A/C. A M / F M cassette G re at condition, 
p nce negotiable 45 9 -1 7 0 5 , days. After
1-25_____________________
5 4 4 1 -5 7 6 7 

1 9 8 0 F O R D P1N TO I Low mileage, stan­
d ard , 
car
ramil) s/ n e tg h b o rh o o d 
$ 1 4 5 0 Cali 2 5 0 - 5 7 9 0 after 7pm. 1- 
2 5 C ____________________________________

G R E A T DEA LI 1981 D o d g e Anes, 2 door, 
navy, $ 6 0 , 0 0 0 miles, $ 2 5 0 0 . Coll after
1-26____________________
6 4 4 1 -2 4 2 3 

1 9 6 7 M U S T A N G convertible, blue sharp, 
PS/PB. AT, 289cid , 106K. $ 4 , 0 0 0 firm.
4 9 5 - 2 8 3 3 . 5 -9 _______________________

M U S T SELL 1 9 8 2 Chevrolet Cavolier 
A M / F M stereo cassette, A C , standard 
runs go o d Like new tires a n d brakes - 
b ro n a new clutch $1700, O B O . 4 4 7 - 
12-19___________________________
6151. 

8 4 FIERO: O n e owner, red, 4-speed, 
sunroof, A M / F M , cassette, new hres, 
4 5 ,0 0 0 mi -Like new! $ 4 7 0 0 , M ust sell 
qmckty 4 7 9 -8 2 5 1 . 12-19______________

1971 D A T S U N 2 4 0 Z 2 ye ars old engine 
W e b e r carburetors. W estern wheels. 
SU n ro o f & extras. $ 2 0 0 0 O B O 1-353- 
3 9 4 0 1-lQC____________________________

19 84 T O Y O T A C O R O L L A SR5, 2-door, 
hatchback, 5 4 , 6 0 0 mi, A M / F M , A/C, 
excellent condition, $ 5 0 0 0 , call 3 2 9 - 
4 0 0 0 ,3 4 3 - 7 8 0 1 . 1-11_________________

1982 P E U G E O T 6 0 4 Electric w indow s 
a n d sunroof, ok leather M icheions, 
fine 
condition. $ 2 7 2 3 5 1 2 - 4 7 2 - 4 3 2 4 12-19

M U S T SELL 19 8 6 Audi 4 0 0 0 S , 5-speed, 
cruise, sun roof, tinted windows, new 
hress,records, $ 8 7 5 0 . 9 2 6 - 6 0 3 6 . 12-19

19 73 M U S T A N G fallback. M u st sek. Best 
offer. 4 4 8 - 2 1 6 8 o r 44 7 -5 5 1 1 ext. 
140. 1-13J_____________________________

1 9 8 4 BLAZER T A H O E two tone A/C, 
A M / F M stereo cassette (Sony) 
low mile- 
oge, mint. M a s s y 4 4 8 - 4 4 3 7 

1-12

1981 D A T S U N 2 0 0 SX. PW , AC, 5-speed 
A M / F M cassette Runs greatt $ 2 5 0 0
4 7 2 - 0 2 9 6 

______________

1-23 

1 9 8 4 B LA ZER T A H O E two tone A/C, 
A M / F M stereo cassette (Sony) 
low mile­
age, mint M a s s y 4 4 8 - 4 4 3 7 

2-2

1 9 8 6 C O U G A R I S 1 owner, excellent 
condition, p o w e r windows, white w/ 
ioundou roof, red mtenor, nice 2 5 1 -4 4 5 4 
after 6. 5 -9

'8 3 O L D S C U T L A S S Suprem e Auto/Air/ 
A M -F M -ta p e . Like new C o m e see. 4 5 8 -
______________________
6 8 5 3 

1-13 

'8 3 O L D S C U T L A S S Supreme. Auto/Air/ 
A M -F M -ta p e Like new C o m e see 4 5 8 - 
6 8 5 3 
20 — Sports* Foreign 

2-3F

Autos

1 9 8 3 D A T S U N 280ZX. M in t condition 
a n d restored M u st sell $ 6 2 0 0 or best
offer 2 5 5 - 4 3 9 0 . 1 2 19__________________

'8 2 V W Jetta 5-speed, tinted windows, 
midnight blue, g o o d condition, $ 2 5 0 0 
negotiable. 4 5 3 - 6 3 0 0 . 1 2 - 1 9

1 9 8 2 FIAT 2 0 0 0 Spider, red convertible 
L ow mileage 
Excellent 
$ 3 , 9 9 5 
3 2 8 -
0 3 6 5 (h o m e ) 

condition. 
3 2 9 - 2 5 0 1 ( w o r k ) 

12-9

1 9 7 3 V W B U G N e w rebuilt engine and 
clutch. Runs a n d looks great. $ 2 2 0 0 / of- 
fer. 4 7 3 - 8 3 0 3 5 -9 ______________________

1 9 7 8 FIAT S P ID E R convertible. D e e p bur- 
g a n d y N e w paint |ob, top, Pirelli tires 
Leather interior A M / F M cassette stereo. 
Airconditiom ng. Rebuilt engine. $ 2 9 0 0 . 
4 4 4 - 7 2 9 6 12-19_______________________

19 8 5 C A M A R O 4 0 , 0 0 0 miles, V-8, 4 
speed automatic 9 2 6 - 9 6 3 8 

12-19

19 84 B M W 32 5e . Red, excellent c on d i­
tion 5 0 , 0 0 0 miles. $ 1 0 ,0 0 0 firm 
3 2 0 - 
0166.1-17J_____________________________

1981 B M W 3 2 0 i silver, very low mileage, 
new transmm ion. new tires, runs excel­
lent. $ 5 9 0 0 C ok Duke, w ork 4 7 9 -0 6 2 0 , 
home 4 4 4 -0 1 6 1 .1 2 -6

19 87 M A Z D A 6 2 6 
luxury 2 0i. Fuky 
loaded, sunroof, A C , A M / F M - tope, 
ste e n n g & w indows. $10,900, 
pow er 
O B O Faculty member m oving overseas. 
after 5pm. 1-18J
89 2 -

2 3 5 7 9 , of

1 9 8 0 D A T S U N 2 8 0 Z X 2 + 2 5 speed, 
cruise, A/C, A M / F M cassette, 2 yr old 
point |ob 6 4 , 5 0 0 mi., must see $ 3 5 0 0 
1-19_______________________
4 5 8 -8 4 8 1 

1 9 8 4 A U D I G T Coupe, 5 speed, sun r-oof, 
A M / F M cassette. Red, excellent c on d i­
tion. 51 ,0 0 0 miles. $ 5 , 0 0 0 O B O 4 4 5 - 
1973. 1-19

C O L L E G E S T U D E N T must sek immocu- 
lote 186 Iro c Z . 441-8914.1-12___________

1 9 8 6 SU B A R U , 4-w heel drive Turbo XT, 
everything.
blue sportscor, outom ahc 
Buy y o u rse lf a Christmas presentí 2 6 3
+ 6 3 -

1-24

1 9 8 6 T O Y O T A TERCEL AT/PS/PB, 4dr, 
AC , F M cassette stereo $ 5 8 0 0 
Excel 
lent condition. Eric 2 5 1 -4 2 5 5 . 5 -9

C L A S S IC 1 9 6 6 M E R C E D E S 2 3 0 S L R o a d 
star. Serious inquiries o nly $12,000. CPI 
b o o k a v e ra g e $14,500. 264-1616. 5 - 9

1 9 8 5 V W G T I AC, sunroof, 2 -d o o r 
hatchbock, 5-speed, A M / F M cassette, 
d e a n $ 3 9 9 5 TK 34 21 N Lam or 4 5 3 - 
5 3 0 6 

12-19__________________________

M U S T SELL 19 8 2 T O Y O T A C O R O L L A 
b efore C hnstm asl G re a t condition, price 
negotiable, $1750. 5-sp eed, hatchbock. 
A C , A M / F M C ok 8 3 5 - 6 0 2 7 12-19A

1 9 8 5 H O N D A A C C O R D LX. 4-door, 
w h ite , 
cassette, 
outomahc, 
A C , $ 5 9 9 5 TK 3421 N 
Lom or 4 5 3 - 5 3 0 6 . 12-19_______________

lo a d e d , A M / F M 

1 9 8 6 H O N D A PRELU DE, red. AT, A C , 
m oonroof, A M / F M , cassette, 19 ,0 0 0 
miles, 
sh o w ro om condition $ 1 0 ,8 0 0 
4 7 7 - 7 2 0 8 . 12-19K______________________

19 8 4 N I S S A N 2 0 0SX . A C , 2-d o o r 
S-sp e ed , A M / F M 
hatchback,loaded, 
cassette, 
clean. $ 4 9 5 0 . TK 3421 N 
Lam ar 4 5 3 - 5 3 0 6 . 5 -9

1 9 8 7 B 2 0 0 0 M a z d a S E 5 p ac ka ge L on g 
bed, $ 5 9 0 0 , 0 6 0 . E x c e le nt condition 
C oll 
5 7 4 7 

Steve C oo k. 

4 5 8 -1 6 1 7 , 

47 1- 

1-11J

RENTAL 360 — Furn. Apts.

H O
N D A .
Come ride with us
459-3311
Full Selection of 
Motorcycles & Scooters
WOODS 
HONDA 
KAWASAKI 
FUN CENTER
6509 N. LAMAR

H O N D A H A W K 450T--19 83 , low mkes, 
new tire, runs, rides a n d looks great1 
Registered. Inspected a n d reliable $ 8 5 0 . 
negotiable. M ust sek 4 7 8 - 3 9 4 1 

11-17

'8 5 B L A C K 
b od y fkurs. $ 1 0 0 0 O B O 
C la ud e 

IN T E R C E P T O R with extra 
4 7 6 - 8 8 4 4
1-10__________________________

G R A D U A T IN G M U S T sek the w e e k 1981 
Y a m a h a X T 2 5 0 only $ 3 5 0 C ok 4 6 7 - 
90 71 

12-19___________________

M O T O R C Y C L E H E L M E T S 
2 Sm spson 
m odel 61, fuk coverage, size 7l«, char- 
cool grey, never crashed, $ 6 0 eoch/2 for 
$ 1 0 0 4 6 9 - 0 3 4 6 1-12D_________________

19 87 H O N D A A E R O 5 0 Blue/Whrte w/ 
storage compartment and Lazer M X 2 
helmet 4 8 0 0 miles $ 6 7 5 2 5 0 - 5 9 8 0 1- 
13______________________________________

80 — Bicycles

BUCK'S BIKES 
MOUNTAIN BIKE 
BLOWOUT

e NISHiQ 
e C W M O 
e JAM C 
e MONTAC
Prices Reduced $50
920-2810

VISA. M C Am L a p . Otacovw >

C ft A C *
SNA
-150 00

w w conw

75 (IKES
$25 and UP
2 Austin Locations
North -54lh I Airport
BodaWSafovTOy)
South 7Ó25W lanWhda
(Solvwoyi 
fV f*Y SATUttDAY 9-6
AUSTIN S IC T C U SA L V A S! 
9 2 8 - 4 9 0 0

P R O F E S S IO N A L R A C IN G Bike, 19 8 8 A l­
fredo G io s com pact SLX, full C -Record 
group, Delta brakes, cycle computer 
Poid $2 ,0 0 0 . w.k take $ 9 5 0 0 8 0 19 88 
Bertom C o rso M ondiale, fuk Shi m ono 
6 0 0 E X g ro u p $ 3 0 0 0 8 0 19 84 Berto 
ni Pro Rocer, C o m p o g n o io com ponents 
$ 3 5 0 O B O 4 7 8 - 2 2 5 0 

12-19

G IO S R A C IN G
H a rd ly used 
2 6 3 6 

1-12

Bicyd e
$ 1 ,0 0 0 

3 months old
4 7 4 -

M ik e 

$7 0 , negotiable 

R O S S 10-SPEED, 5 8 cm, g o o d condition, 
a d d , 
C o k Frank 
Smejkol for m ore information 4 6 2 -0 8 1 0 . 
If no answer, keep trying. 1-13

R IA L IS T A T I SALES

120 — Ho u m s

H Y D E P A R K rem odeled 2/1, C A /C H , V A 
assumption, 8 . 5 % 
fixed interest. N o 
d o s in g costs. 4 5 3 -6 1 5 5 . 12-19J.

CALL 471-5244 
TO PLACE A 
CLASSIFIED AD 
WANT ADS...

M G B 1971 Unusually d e p e n d ab le en­
gine. O K body, soft top tike new, $ 1 7 0 0 
o r best offer 9 2 8 - 2 0 0 4 . 1-13F_________

P A R E N T S F O U N D out! M ust sek 19 85 
Suzuki G S 5 5 0 E with insurance $ 8 5 0 
4 7 9 - 6 3 6 1 

1-11J

EFF. & 1-2-3-4 BDRM 
APARTMENTS

S t a r t i n g A t S 2 6 0

P r e l e a s i n g f o r S p r i n g

Spacious 
11 Floorplans

e FumAlnf. 
e Shuttle Bus 
e 5 Min. To Downtown 
e Modem 
e Microwaves 
e Lofts W/Fans

444-7536

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BrtdgehoNow 0 

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POINT SOUTH—BRIDGEHOLLOW
Rental Office: 1910 Wlllowcreek

LIQUIDATION SALE
Brand new XT-Turbo lOmhz, 
512 K, Monochrome, 20mg Hor- 
disk, 1-360K drive $960. 
M O D E M S 2400 baud 
$129.99/2 yr. warranty.

478-9802

12-190

L O O K I N G F O R Im agew nter I or II W¡¡¡ 
p a y c osh Cafi onytime 4 7 3 - 7 1 2 5 

1-10

S O F T W A R E SU P PLIES-To n dy Deskm ot* 
II $3 0, IB M Crosstalk $ 5 0 M anuals, 
N E C Ribbons, Thimbles, diskettes, paper
5 0 - 7 5 % 
off retail Beta V C R tapes 
$ 3 0 0 3 4 6 - 4 3 3 3 . 1-12________________

250 — M usical

Instruments

K R A M E R F O C U S 3 0 0 0 A q u o m anne 
beauty! Includes strap, cord a n d case 
$ 3 0 0 Rockm on X -1 00 plus accessories 
12-19C______________
$ 1 7 5 .4 5 1 - 3 8 3 3 

280 — Sporting-

Cam ping Equip.

H E A D LITE tennis racket U sed only 3 
times 
4 7 6 - 7 9 9 7 , 8pm-10pm,
8 3 2 - 8 3 5 1 , 1 2 n o o n -5 p m 1 12J__________

$ 1 2 0 

290 — Fumiture- 
Appliance 
Rental

FINGER 
FURNITURE RENTAL
• Com plete Living Room , D ining 
Room & Bedroom From $ 4 9 95/ 
mo.

e TV Rental from $ 2 9 95/m o
7801 N. Lamar 459-4125 
2030 E. Oltorf 445-5973
1 13D

320 — Wanted to Buy 
or Rent

L IO N E L T R A IN S w onted Please C o k Ed 
4 5 3 - 0 9 0 7 

12-2

330 — Pets

FREEI A D O R A B L E gre y a nd while femóle 
cat, very affectionate 
(for right home) 
hat shots C o k 4 4 7 - 4 3 1 5(C hene) 

12-19

A F G H A N S H O W pups. Exotic c o lo n 
Super p e n o n a k h e s $ 2 5 0 $ 3 0 0 
0 4 5 3 M l

2 8 2

340 — M isc.

DESPERATE

Need to sell roundtrip air­
line ticket to Oklahoma City 
on Southwest. Leaves on 
Dec. 19th at 7:30 p.m. and 
returns Jan. 15th.

Call Suzanne 459-3980

12-15

TICKET

For sale. Austin to St. Louis 
non stop. Leaves December 
21 returning on January 1st. 
$175.

Call 335-9407

__________________________________ 12-19

T E LE SC O P E, 8 inch C ele itron coohngs, 
m otor dnvejenses, com erá 
od opter, 
used twice $ 1 2 0 0 4 7 7 2 8 0 8 12 19

2 M E N S ' R O L E X E S officially certified 
1 9 6 5 18 Karat presidential perpetual 
d a y dale, leather band, $ 3 , 0 0 0 Vintage 
m ens 1930-Rolex, 
$ 4 , 0 0 0 4 7 7 - 7 0 2 0 

rectangular 
face 
12-19_____________

O R IG IN A L C H R IS T M A S G IFTSII! H a n d 
m o de ru os—Isilk. wool).sweaters, afgon s 
, purses, non d -co rve d cupper w a k plates , 
M e rsh a u m pipes. $ 5 - $ 9 9 9 
Se e to a p ­
12-19____________
preciate 4 5 9 5 8 7 3 

M A C I N T O S H C O M P U T E R S for rent Dai 
fy, weekly, monthly Cafi 3 3 8 - 4 0 0 2 for 

12-19

J E W E IR Y -C u b ic Zxxon ro ^ 4 conot e ar­
rings $ 2 5 . H a n d carved 
jewelry b o x 
$ 2 5 G o ld a nd silver jewelry 4 0 % off 
retail. 3 4 6 - 4 3 3 3 

1-12A

RENTAL

350— Rental Services

■ F R E E H
L e a s i n g S e r v i c e

Condos o Ap m ax* 
l tamos o Pupeaos 
D t a H «■ «xmpta our Zero
111111111 UoneinoXunonptauo1
1 ^ 1 4 8 2 -8 6 5 1

habitat hunters

FR EE
L eeeleg Service

• RversdeOBorf le Campus
le N Austin
• S Austin 
07
44S4M1 
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FREE LOCATORS

Collodoy

JH0MAS G. THOMPSON*
fl 

4 5 2 -4 6 7 5

O R 

tWdkhCaajmi

478-2250
Manager Apt. #205
Davis & Assoc.

★ 5 Blocks West UT ★
L a rge , quiet, im m a c u la te ly d e a n se m i 

efficiency. Kitchen, w a fc-m closet, 
toundry, g a s h e a t c o o k in g , w a te r/ g a s 

fu rm shed. O n site m a n a g e r $ 2 4 9 

R e d O a k A p a rtm e n ts, 2 1 0 4 S a n G o -

★ 476-7916 ★

1-25F

UNIQUE/ATTRACTIVE
ECONOMICAL/CLEAN

1010 West 23rd. Discount for 1 yew 
lease. Only 2 available. Convenient 
to UT, A C C state Furnished or unfur­
nished. Three Friends.
474-4418 or 478-5467
12-19J

ALL BILLS 
PAID
Fall Rates

Eff. 
1 BR 
Sm. 2 BR 

$ 2 7 5
$ 3 6 0 -$ 3 9 5
$ 3 9 5

W a t or shuttle to campus, 
CA7CH, remodeled, 
convenient to everything.

2212 San Gabriel

4 7 4 - 7 7 3 2 ,

1-16K

MESQUITE TREE 
APARTMENTS

One bedroom 
Qote to compuMieor Aukta. Drshwash 
er, A /C ceAng ion, Laundry foe Hike* k 
hot tab. Water and basic T V cabio paid. 
No pate. Render# manager #301, 2410 
Longview St. For info 478-2357. UNITS 
AVAHA EN O W

1-1 88

NOW LEASING 
FOR
SPRING SEMESTER
Large 2-2s — Fumehed 

e Microwave* 

e CeAng Fee*

waenar/ vrym r o o h m
$450.00eageieM* <m* 1 yr. taew
CASBAH 
2200 Sen Gabriel
C ai Mickey; 322-9660 
322-9449

CASA DESALADO 
APARTMENTS

1 bedroom hrmrshed oporlmenta, n o ­
tar, go * ond bouc TV coble poid N o 
pete. Swimming pooi. A C and ceihng 
♦on*. Loundry hacikhet O ose to cam- 
put, neor shuttle Resident m anager 
#112, 2610 Saiod o Street For info 
4 7 7 -2 5 3 4 Unite avofiabie now 
___________________________________ L 1 8 H

ANTILLES
APARTMENTS
2204 Enfield Road 
2-1 — Nicely furnished
• new carpet • dishwasher
• ceiling fans • ER shuttle
• on-site maintenance
• cool & quiet!

From $390 + electricity.
Call Owner 477-1303
or
258-5065

1-20F

• LOOK! •

1 bedroom/efficiency from $225.00 
gas/water poid — p ool — patio — 
on-tOo m onoger t momtenonce

Fountain Terrace Apartments 
610 W . 3 0 lh /M o n oge r #134

• 4 7 7 - 8 8 5 8 *
__________________________________ T 2 9 F

S U C A S A
APARTMENTS
We are pre-leasing now
$295
1 Bedroom 
$415
2 Bedroom 
$575 
3 Bedroom 

Fumished/Unfumished
A touch of the Orient, beautiful 
ids, flowering garden*, pooi, 
fountain, gas arils, babe cable, cov­
ered parking, 2 loundry room*, on UT
shuffle

203 W. 39th 
451-2268

12-19

A L L H U S paid, 2 blocks UT. 4 7 7 -5 9 4 1 . 
12-19J

GABAGE APAfTMEMT large very nice 1

t -. - i A - - f - 4 u L x M

dwfflo to ■
5 9 0 3 .1 2 - 1 9

UT bam Hempfvi tab. 452-

SPAOOUS EFFtOfNCY, e l lap lexr** 
water paid. SfiuMb S2 K Í 2 week* 
d e p o t 3 1 W 3 5 b 4 5 9 

12-19F

9

 $ ‘ 
4 9 7 7 Terry 

12-19F

447-4130 

2101 BURTON DR

 MMTAL

KINTAL

KINTAL

KINTAL

KINTAL

RENTAL

KINTAL

KINTAL

KINTAL

M O — Fum. Apts.

360— Fmn. Apt». 

370-U n f. Apts.

370— Unf. Apts.

3 7 0 —

U n f . A p t * .

3 7 0 — U n f . A p t s .

4 0 0 — C o n d o s

4 1 0 — F u m . H o u s « s 

4 3 5 — C o - o p s

T o w n h o n r a s

EXAM W EEK EXTRA/Monday, December 19,1988/Page 17

EFFICIENCY $205

N o w Io q m q fo r ip rin g . Q o o o , gutot, 

w o H m a m ta tn e d o p o r f n iin t W o h o r 

thu H lo t o U T Fully co rp o t o d a n d 

d r o p o d , q u o o n size b o d a n d w a lk -in 

d o M t . W a t o r p a id . 2 0 2 É. 3 2 n d S>. 

4 7 0 - 7 T 2 5 , 4 5 1 - 6 5 3 3 .

CENTTUL PROPERTIES INC.
___________________________________ MW
HEART
OF
CAMPUSI
Rooms & offictancos available
$200-$250
ANBtHsPaid
482-0398

12-19H

SANDPIPER APTS. 
2810 Rio Grande

L a rg o 2 bod., 2 b ad v toPo M y famished, 
w a i n do*ets. (rod-free refrig e rator, nv- 

cr ow ovo, interco m o n d coding fans m 
e ach room , covered parking, g o t a n d 

w ator p a id U N E X P E C T E D V A C A N C Y 
O N L Y O P # T O REN T! A vad o b ie January 

1 C o l 4 7 4 - 2 5 4 2

FRONTIER APTS.-$210 
SUMMER RATES ALL YEAR!
4111 AVE. A: Largo efficiencies 
O n shuffle & city bus. Quiet com­
plex, CACH, G & W and basic 
TV cable paid.

462-0930,323-5982

SPECIAL RATES

S p r in g le o im g o n afficiancos, 1 M , 

lu m á b a r V un f u m á b a d C o nv e n ie n t to 

H o n c o c k C an tor, S a t o n , U T a n d H y d a 

Park. H a lf a b lo c k to sbuN lo a n d city 

b u t fine A l a p p k o n c o s, p o o I o n d 
la u n d r y room G a s a n d w a to r po«d

3 0 2 W e st 38th 

4 5 3 -4 0 0 2

1-26J 

VIEWPOINT APTS.

W a it or shuttle to cam pus! Just 5 

block s west o f G u o d o lu p e at theend 

o f 26th Street Then co m e h o m e to 

yo ur uto o c tnre . a ffo r d a b le efficiency 

w dh a lo v e ly w o o d e d n o w A ttentive 

m o n o ge m e n t ensures quahty 

living 

Pool, la u n d ry facilities Fum e h e d or 

unfurrushed 4 7 6 - 8 5 9 0

12 I9 H

★ W a lk To C am pu s ★ 

1-1 
coding fan s

$ 2 6 5 .0 0

O small. noaf

• w a l - n d a t a 

• sq u oo k y cio an 

o on- sOo la un dry 4 m o n o g a r

Avalon Apts. 
3 2 n d at IH -3 5 
★ 4 7 6 - 3 6 2 9 ★

♦ BEAUTIFUL CHEAPEST ★
NOT w a**
one at fce -wed ■igxoi’%westob

«aA ID L/1 Wnwedwi k*

N*e» kmtoHre ful hAi'l**1 fA tooMM

) J ?. W> UwSn,

iW.n 

Orrv I IWS tw vo»*r t l , . M l. h 
■w **9 'tw 
*acl two mu tfcu m Sur*»'' Sw-Wi

I I7 f

•FREE RENT!* 
HYDE PARK

Sp a cio u s, quwt. clean, 
ihutde cov 
orod ;«orfang 2 > $385 Cedin g fans, 
nutu-t mds. budl-m d e d o, o l g o t pcud 

a n d m ore/ P IL A S E L E A V E M E S S A G E

451 5 8 2 5 4 3 0 6 A V E A

1 >2D

CHIMNEY
SWEEP

1-1 «fletarte*», pool, covarad 
porting, fireploce*. 38 a? and 
Sp aa dwqy, shuttle out front.

459-1711i? m

2 BEDROOM 
TOWNHOUSE
Near Hancock Center
and Shuttle
$ 3 75. C A /C H . N o p«tv 
Coll 926-1219

12 19J

end Rio G rande Cod M ike ai 469
12 19_______________________
9 6 8 8 

a l i

e at 25m 

R O O M A N D both or g a ra g e apanm ent 
Private farruehed. i «p a róte entrances, 
pwet neighborhood near Unrvenrty. ad 
b d k p a to 4 7 8 — 50 12 19

WEST CAMPUS
Available Jan. 6 
Furnished Efficiencies 
On W C Shuttle 
Barranca Square Apts. 
910 W. 26lh 
250.00 moy$125 deposit
pay twwiwr ral* ol only $175 guarantood «•/ 
Iowa through Aug. '19.

/ 

Som oator porties, 
co k e m ocbm as. 
la u n d ry room , security lighting, quiat 

com plex.

Call 478-1350
________________________________ 1-27

C L O S E T O UT north Effldenciee. $165- 
$175. 
S- 
lift. $ 1 8 5-$ 25 0 2 M , 
$ 3 7 5 
4 04 E 31st 477-2214, 453-
8812,452-4516. 1-11H______________

G R E A T QAK-spocioue, immoc uloto 2-2,
C A /C M , coding tons, dbbw a d w r, pool, s 
sundack, 
4 7 7 3 3 — 4 7 2 2 0 9 7 

1-17J_________

5 $ 5 0

Xh 

Rr 

W A L K T O UT in 5 minutos. Q uiat com­
plex with nucrowavas ond cadmg 
Ions. 
O n # bodroom darting at $315 M A R K 
E M B E R S A P A R T M E N T S - 4 7 8 - Í

12 19F

1 B E D R O O M A P A R T M E N T S ovadabte m 
•ha H y da Park araa. 1 Block to UT shut­
tle. N o w carpets, drapes, and hondura. 
$ 2 4 0 /mo 340 5 Halms 4 7 4 -7 8 5 3 12- 
19K

R I V E R

O A K S
2 Bedroom Apts 
J U B S t l s P a l d s

• Very Large Apti
• Freshly Remodeled
• Large Trass
• New Ownars/Maoagan
a Loras Pool/Laundry On Sito 
a Walt to Campus

Leasing For Jan 1 
and Preleasing for Fall
3001 Medical Arts

4 7 2 - 3 9 1 4

1 -2 6 D

W A L K T O C A M P U S , shuttle bus. 1 bed­
room $250, Large am d ancy - $195 ♦ E 
or $ 2 5 0 A IP ,to m ah a d or urdurrwhad. 
N o w or io n 3 2 2 -0 3 7 4 

) 2Qf

Ivanboe

G A R A G E A P A R T M E N T m Tarrytown on 
qw al tree linod street lAdk from UT shut­
tle $ 2 5 0 /mo water/pd C a l 472-0591 

. 12-19A

E FFIC IEN CY A P A R T M E N T Trailer ta e 
ABP $ 2 0 0 $ 2 0 0 *ecur#y depoet 
1 
person, no pets, a l ilroot parkin g 459 
8 9 3 5 2512 2 (rear) Peori St 12 19H

M 8 H

F U R N IS H E D 2-1 on IF «hurte $395/ 
month plus electricity Pets o k. Sub loose 
Jonuory - M a y 31 4 6 7 -8 8 3 9 

12 19C

R IO N U E C E S 1 bedroom apartosent 2 
blocks from cam pus Furnished $280/ 
mo 
It interested c o l Rosafcnd 499- 
0 0 8 2 after 5pm 12-19________________

$ 2 2 0 A 8 P 2 biocks UT New ty remad 
•led dorm 
Parking 
C A /C H . 
2365, 476-1957 

laundry 2 50 2 Nueces. 474. 

1-19H___________

style efficiency 

W A L K T O UT A l bdh. quiet complex, 
near en pneenng ceikn g fans, m m 
btmds, pool. 1 bedroom. $ 3 6 0 /m o Tony

13 l9 A

47 7 
LARGE EFFICIENCY. $ 2 0 0 plus eleclno 
shunte, 
ly A V e B Free cable near IF 
com W asber/dryer 
available nowl 
A M A e r 452-4212 12 19K __________

HYDE PARK efficiency 
mem, very race Quwt. $ 35 0 
electricity N o pelt, 
0181 

smokers

12 19J________________________

B LO C K TO UT very large 1 bedroom 
ap m tmei'it b u tt-r book 
m d oeet large
453 5417 ! 30
1 30

d oeet large yordL laundry N o pets

>k shelves waA

18R/1BA PLEASE take over my lease 2 
blocks from campus 6 0 0 W ?6th m 
West campus G reat locoSor $ 3 0 0 /mo 
tornehed C o * 4 7 6 -2 0 4 0 12 19

A V A M A B L f JA N U A R Y I 1 1 condo, mor^y 
• «•rot 
3 3 1 6 G u a d a lu p e 
7877 

17 19J

2 5 5

U N IQ U E F U R N IS H ! D '«ftkrenry wtttTbii 
ond kreploce waA m ctoset po ol and 
loundry Close to compus O nly $ 28 0/ 
________
1? 19) 
mo 480 - 9 65 3 

Village

A p a r t m e n t s

In T ravis H eights 

Next To Park 

Quiet Ne ighborhood 

Ideal For G rad Student 

Recreation Areas 

Pool la u n d rv 

Excellent R a tr

1500 East Side Dr.

4 4 1 4 3 7 5

THUNDERBIRD
APARTMENTS

4510 Duval

• Shuttto N#ar
• Quret Area
• Monogar on Sit*
• Clot* to Shopping
• Brg Trees

I 30F

VERY N IC E s f i u ancy avakoble m quter. 
K) urvt complex C orne nrem to UT ond 
«burSe W ater/gas poto $ 7 0 0 516 E 
4 0 * CaR 454-1746 

J2 19K

370 — Unf. Apts.

PRELEA SE NO W i

Versailles
Apartments 
4411 Airport 
F r o m $ 3 7 5 
A ll Bills Paid
— Bay Windows
— Laundry Area 

LAJU 8B
Apartments 
Convenient to 
Hancock Canter 
and Caprtai Plaza

— Under New 

Management

m u u B i o v 
4 6 7 -9 8 7 8

DmviM A id d o t.

STUMNT APARTMENTS
CALL FOR SPECIALS!
442-2316

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C R A Z Y !
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loooo w ith us...
• 1 BEDROOM-1 BATH 250"
• 2 BEDR00M-2 BATH 350®

s A saber Dryer Connecfcons 

re a c t! urxt 

s Oenmrrxng Pool 
s BBQGnts 
• $100 00 ¡toposn

Convu— nt to dtogping,

6 0 — Four ü T Shuttles

TOWN LAKE 
CIRCLE 
APARTMENTS
447-5971

3400 T o w n L a k e C ir
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$76 M O V E - I N 
SPECIAL
Froa Rent
Dsred Bus Service to Compus
• 1-l s from $ 2 50
• 2 ?'$ from $ 3 25 
W O O O G A T E APTS

443-1738

1 2 1 9 H

S K Y L I G H T
A n d ceiling fan in cozy 1 
B e d r o o m . 
S m a ll, quiet 
apartment community scenic 
a re a w /e asy access to IH- 
3 5 an d U.T. shuttle. Call 
M a n a g e r, 443 -96 1 4 .

12-19H

Preleasing for January 1
Riverside orea, large, renovated 
2-1W or 1-1, aN appliances, CAJ 
CH, $295/$250, also lorge effi­
ciency, stove, refrigerator $175. 
Pool, 2 loundry rooms, water/ 
gas poid. 1300-1302 Parker 
Lane. Coll 442-3557. Centunon 
Properties

12 19F

* AVAILABLE SPRING 1989 ★
* 207 W 3 1 » Dúplex — Larga, (hom i­

n g 2-1 — Hardw oods, up«ton unrt

$45 0
* 1100 Blanco S m o l 2-1 m 7 und com- 

piex$325 * bdh

* 1301 W 13lh Chorm m g 2-1 m 5 unil 

1930's buddm g$ 4 75 * btHs

* 1508 Edoaw o o d Duplex — vary 
larga, vary ruca 2-1 C A /C H , porquai 

floors 

$495

* 710 W 3 4 *i I-Vs - C A /C H , g a s pod, 

ruca, sm o l complex 

S2 2 5 -S 2 9 5

KKNTAL 400 — Condo*-Tow nhoum is

★

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W E ST 
C A M P U S 
L U X U R Y

★ C0ND0 QUALITY
★ WALK TO CAMPUS
★ HOT TUB/LARGE POOL
★ SUNDECKS
★ BAR-B-QAREA
★ POPULAR RESTAURANTS/ 

SHOPPING

C a m i n o

R e a l
APARTMENTS
2810 SALADO

472-3816

CREEKSIDE
615 U pson

• Shuttle Bus
• City Bus
• Jogging Trails
• Town Lake
• Quiet Area
• All Efficiencies

WIU NOT LAST LONG 
-BARGAIN RATES-

C a l l N o w

451-8412

V IL L A

N O R T H
2 Bedroom Apts

L e a s in g 
F o r 
J a n . 1

45 20 D u v a l

4 5 9 -9 13 1
D avis & Assoc

W M N K X A P M T M B fT S
2M7 WEST AVENUE
■0W PW U A S M C FOX TM* SPUING 
K W t T t X SPACIOUS 2 ? S 1 1 S MIO
P F t a u t a c s

• ICAUTIfUY UUtOICAPfO
• ONLY M N U n t TO CAMPUS 
e WATtR M 0 B M P(U0

CALL
474-J426

462-8261
FOR DETAILS

LARGE 
3 BEDROOM 
APARTMENT
In older home Located m Old 
West Austin near lake on shuttle 
route — $5 50/mo

482-9405

12 19A

★ $70 Move-in Special ★

e lo w d e p o sit 

e e xtra la r g e apo rtm e n ts
# p ro m p t m o m te n o n ce / ve ry d e a n 

e N R shuttle b us

e sw im m in g p o o l 

e new ty d e c o r a te d 
e lo r g e 1 b e d r o o m 7 5 0 sq ft 

e la r g e 2 2 1 0 2 5 sq ft

BROOKHOLLOW
APARTMENTS
14 14 A r e n a D r.
★ 445-5655 *

2 1 Of

VO YAG ERS
Efficiencies, walk to cam­
pus. 31st and Speedway.

4 7 8 - 6 7 7 6

12 19K

SPRING OAKS 
APARTMENTS
700 Heam Ave.
1-1 Recently refurbished apts 
available Shuttle route close by 
Start at only $195/mo

Id e a l for students
495-9271

12 19

1-110

W A L K T O UT! 3101 Tom G reen St.. small, 
quiet com plex with on- 
site m onager, 
loundry, p ark m g.4 74 -164 6 

2-1C

CASA GRANDE 
APARTMENTS

EFF 
1 Bedroom 
2 Bedroom 

$295
$295
$395

Furnished/Unfurnished
Large rooms, parking, laundry, 
pool, on UT shuttle, near UT. 
1400 Rio Grande.

480-8039
327-5045
$150 MOVE-IN

 ________________________________12-19K

Clean 1-1 in small quiet complex, 5 
minute bus nde to UT campus, Free 
basic coble, gas and water paid, all 
appliances, $200/mo, first month free 
with years lease to qualified residents.

Kemp Management
459-8254 327-9635

CLARKSVILLE

Secluded 1-1 in quiet complex. 
G as and water paid. $269. O r 
choose a Hyde Park garage 
apartment. Nice hardwoods. 
$315.

Centurion Properties 
3 4 5 - 6 5 9 9

12 19F

Hyde Park - IF Shuttle
LARGE efficiencies wilfi wolk-in closets
* LAUNDRY * VERY Quiet 
* GREAT Rates!
★ 454-5177 ★

A s k fo r M ik e 

S e q u o ia A p a rtm e n ts - 3 0 1 W 3 8 lb St

___________________________________1-16F

BRYKER WOODS
N e a r Seton Hospital and 
U.T. All new heating and A/ 
C. Old, English architecture 
in a trendy neighborhood. 
Don't lease until you call 
about this one.

453-49910,452-1121
_____________________________ 2 -6 K

 

★ 1 Bedroom ★
I'll pay January rent if you 
help me break lease! N e a r 
U.T., DF shuttle, secunty, free 
gas/water.

482-0370

eve nings

A D O R A B L E 1-1 with lots o f amenities . The 
perfect place for a student to c o i home. 
M ention this a d for a special deal. Engle- 
brook Apartments. 8 3 4 -2 0 1 1 .12-19J

W A L K T O UT. 2-1- -w ator/goi poid. C o v 
•red porkmg. ceding fan Pels O K . Step 
O n e : 4 8 2 8 9 2 5 1-27F

VS M O N T H 'S RE N T FREEI Large 1-1 in 
tmaM, quiet com plex near RR. N e w 
point/miniblinds. $2 45 .le ove message. 
4 6 7 6 5 0 8 

12-19J____________________

W A L K T O compus. Single b ed roo m sin­
gle both w o o d floors, smott kitchen. Call 
Christian $ 2 5 0 4 7 6 9 5 3 5 .1 2 19

C LA R K SV IL LE /H Y D E P A R K oreos Close 
to UT shuttle. 1-bed condom inium s plus 
applionces $300/m o. Efficiency $ 2 2 5 / 
mo C o» 3 3 5 6 0 8 3 . 12-19C_____________

B A R T O N S P R IN G S at your doorstep. 
Large studio w/covered parking, fire, 
pool a n d club $ 5 0 0 . Call Claudio 4 7 4 - 
4 4 5 6 , 3 2 8 8 8 0 8 

12-19

G A R A G E A P A R T M E N T ! Lorge t-bed- 
room in H yde Park neor IF shuttle 1 per­
son - n o dogs. $375/m o. + utilities. Call 
Scott 45 2 -2 8 1 3 . 12-19C_______________

C A P IT O L V IEW -lorge efficiency, 
kitchen, w o o d floors, gos, cable poid 
Shuttle, 
4 8 4 8 

12-14__________________________

4 7 6 - 8 5 5 6 , 4 7 4 - 

la u n d r y 

large 

W A L K UT: Spacious 2-1—nice n e igh bo r­
hood, beautiful yard by creek. Saltillo 
tiles, $ 4 5 0 . 4 7 6 - 0 2 6 0 4 9 9 80 71 
12-
19F

T O W N LAKE Free rent through De ce m ­
ber Three units efficiency $ 2 0 0 ; 1-1 
$2 7 5 ; 2-1, $ 3 3 5 5 0 0 East Riverside. 
Pool Ontra, 4 7 9 - 6 1 0 8 

12 19J

EXTRA C L E A N 3-1 near shuttle, appli­
onces, drapes, carpet, C A/CH, carport, 
fenced yard, $ 4 5 0 , 9 2 6 - 8 7 8 9 , 4 5 2 - 
2 2 6 4 12-19K

30th A N D G U A D A L U P E 1 B ed room Ex- 
ceKent condition, $ 2 6 5 a month W ater 
83 8-58 17 , weekdays, 8 3 4 - 2 4 1 6 
paid 
12-19J
evenings/weekends 

J A N U A R Y FREE -free phone connection, 
near l-35/St Edwards/ UT, busses, pool, 
m o v e -m onytim e 
9 2 8 - 
1-10D__________________________
7 8 2 5 

M a u r ic io 

1 B L O C K C A M P U S - 3 0 0 6 Duval, 1 bed
room, 
refrigerator, dishwasher, 
nice. $ 2 5 0 3 7 1 -3 0 9 9 

1-20D

very 

B e d r o o m 

7107 G U A D A L U P E -2 bedroom $ 2 2 5 
R e frige ra to r, 
$ 1 7 5 
1 
dishwasher, central oir and central heat, 
corpet 371 3 0 9 9 

1-20D

U N IQ U E E F F IC IE N C Y ' Saltillo tiles, ce.l- 
irvg 
fan, fireplace, windows, wolk-m 
closet, pool, shuttle $2 2 5 , $ 5 0 deposit 
Step Savers 4 7 6 - 3 0 2 8 

1-23D

W EST C A M P U S ST E A L S ' O n e block to 
shuttle G reat M s, 2 Vs and 2 -2 ’s From 
$195/m o Pool 
loundry, smoll com plex 
Call Step Savers 4 7 6 - 3 0 2 8 

1 2 3 D

ST U D E N T S! Q U IE T property in South 
Austin Pool, neor busline, very afford­
able Storting at $1 79 Call for more 
information 4 4 7 7 8 9 8 

1 2 3 D

E N F IE L D AREA, 1518 Parkw ay 1-1 on 
remodeled, large 
shuttle $2 65 /m o Just 
w indow s 
3 4 3 - 
9 0 6 2 

3 4 5 6 0 2 8 or 

12-19A

Call 

2 5 0 5 ENFIELD-efficiency ond 1-Bdr 
pool laundry Starting $ 2 1 0 / $ 2 4 0 1717 
Enfield efficiency available $ 2 4 0 47 8 - 
1-13
2 7 7 5 3 2 8 1809 

BEST D E A L 1 Efficiency close to U T W a ­
ter-gas/heat paid Storting $2 1 0 
32 8-
1809 Day/N ight 

1-13

* $ 2 2 5 . 0 0 - 1 - 1 *
only a tew letl1 
2 cleon, qutet c o m p le x e s 

clo se to c o m p u s 
C a r in g M a n a g e m e n t 
• 2 8 0 0 R io G r o n d e 
a 2 3 0 4 L e o n

G A Y N ER PROPERTY 
M G M T C O
★ 3 3 1 - 4 0 1 9 ★

i2 1? 380 — Furn. Duplexes

B E D R O O M , K ITC H EN , bath com b in a ­
tion 7 blocks north of U T Available 
Jonuory 1 $ 3 2 8 A B P no pets Referenc
es. 4 78-5850. 12-190 _____________

2 B E D R O O M , 12 blocks north of UT 
Availab le De ce m b er 15 
electricity N o pets References 4 7 8 
5 8 5 0 

12 19D

$ 3 6 8

S M A L L E F F IC IE N C Y 7 blocks N orth UT 
$ 2 6 8 A B P A vo ita b le Dec 2 0 N o pets 
References 4 7 8 5 8 5 0 12 19J

1-18F

390 — Unf. Duplexes

DRAMATIC VIEW OF 
HILLS O N SHUTTLE
M in u te s to U T a n d 6th Street S o m e 
rem o d eled , 
with 

fireplaces, 

freshly 

tennis cou rts c lu b r o o m Efficiencies 
from $ 2 6 0 1 B e d r o o m s from $ 3 0 0 2 
B e d r o o m s fro m $ 4 2 5

APARTM ENT FINDERS, 458-1213
12-19H

60 YEAR OLD
Building 3 unique and interest­
ing apartments 
in renovated 
apartment complex Large pool, 
storage.
laundry, 
elevator, 
R IO H O U S E 
$ 2 8 0 $ 3 3 5 
APARTMENTS. 17th & RIO 
G R A N D E 472-1238

12-19H

W A S H E R /D R Y E R 
IN U N IT
1 B e d r o o m $ 3 5 9 ? B e d r o o m / ? B ath 
$ 4 9 9 2 P o o ls 1 2 Jacuzzis! C lu b r o o m ! 
F ire p la c e s1 M ic ro w c rv e sl C e ilin g Fans! 
Ice m a k e rsi

A partm ent Finders 
4 5 8 -1 2 1 3

12-19H

THREE G A B L E S
1717 West 35th

carport, 

TRAVIS HEIGHTS
2 Bedroom , 1 bath, C A / 
CH, 
storage, 
large yard, near Stacy 
Park, on-site m anager, 
$3 5 0 / m on th & utilities. 
4 4 2 - 5 3 4 6 .

1-25

AVAILABLE JAN 1st

1-bedroom, 1-bath with 
large deck, close to campus, 
$250/mo. gas/water paid. 
514A E. 38th St. Call 459- 
9 5 6 9 after 5 pm.

12-19C

VERY L A R G E 3 b ed room beautiful H em ­
phill Park near UT CA/CH, covered 
podting, appliances many O a k Trees, 
$ 8 9 5 4 7 9 -6 1 5 3 1-1 OH

N O R T H A U S T IN 3 2-1 off Far W e st . 
Hart Ln $ 6 0 0 Fireplace ceiling fans, 
6 9 0 2 A Thomcliff Evergreen Properties 
3 3 1 1122 

I-13E_________

LO V ELY O L D 6 3 house with plenty of 
light Fireplace big 
In West 
Cam p u s area $ 1 4 0 0 mo negotiable 
4 8 0 - 0 9 7 6 

kitchen 

1-I6F

S u p e r L a r g e 2 B e d r o o m 

2 Bath, 

N E IG H B O R H O O D 19 4 0 's style 5 mm to 

C A / C H , C o rp e t M in i Blinds, W a lk in 
C lo se t C o n v e n ie n t to S h o p p in g M u st 

se e to a p p re c ia te

$300
328-4829.327-2160

cam pus 2 bedroom , 1 bath duplexes 
Upstairs or down, trees atmosphere, 
available now $ 3 2 5 $ 3 5 0 N e w M a n 
agem ent C o 4 7 6 6 6 1 6 12-19H

A V A IL A B L E J A N 1st 3 b ed roo m CA/' 
CH, corport mimblinds, carpeted 5 mm 
ute walk to Law Scho o l 3 3 0 5 Ham pton 
Rd 4 7 6 -0 3 1 7 3 4 6 - 0 1 0 0 

12-19F

1 31A

S M A L L 2/3 Travis Heights 
secluded 
Lorge yard, shuttle/city bus, $ 3 5 0 plus 
low bills 4 4 7 -1 5 4 6 12-19K

1-1 D U P L EX w alking distance from UT 
N e w paint lots of windows, h ard w o od 
floors in living room gas/water paid 
$ 2 6 5 Call 3 9 7 2 5 7 6 

12 19

R IV E R S ID eT h UT7LE Luxury 2 2 w/fire- 
place, vaulted ceiling ceiling 
fans, W / D 
connections, g a ra g e Step O n e 4 8 2 - 
8 9 2 5 

12 19F_________________________

$150 MOVE-IN SPECIAL

N ice convenient 1-1 »n $mall quiet com 

plex ’*2 block off Sixtb Street C L A R K S 
V1LLE1 N ice corpet wtfh ceiltng fans 1 

montfi free to qualified residents

Kemp M anagem ent 
327-9635 
472-6635

WE MOVE YOU FREE!! 
WE PAY YOUR DEPOSIT!!
Spacious 1 and 2 Bedroom 
Apts, within walking distance 
of U.T. Shuttle, 2 pools, Jacuz­
zi, Tennis Courts.
Call 385-2605 TODAY!!
2-1A

N E W 3 - U house. East Auebn, 5 minute» 
from downtown, bicyde to UT, b y park.
wrk. 
$ 3 5 0 / $ 3 0 0 For 
6/12 m.
Ten
4 7 8 - 5 0 0 4 , 3 2 6 - 0 9 0 9 . 12-19J___________

420— Unf. House»

WEST & SOUTH 
of UT-CAMPUS

W e hove a number of affordoble 
properties available for you:
• 1-5 bedrooms
• S275-S180C
HPO Real Estate
476-7212

12-19H

★ Tarrytown: Totally renovated 4 
bdrm., gourmet kitchen, sunroom, 
& more. $1150.

★ Spocious brick 3-2-2, C A /C H , fire­

place, hot tab. $1050.

★ West Avenue Victorian: 5 + bed­

rooms, $1500.

h French Place & W est Campus: 
1930's, 4-2's. Hardwoods, high 
ceilings, light! S7 0 0 -S7 5 0 .

★ Stately 2 story — 6 bedroom, 

charming! $1350.

★ Agent, 477-1163 
____________________________2-3D

ROAST 
YOUR TOES

around the fireplace. 2-2, CH/ 
CA, dishwasher, frost free refrig­
erator, washing machine, NEAR 
LAW SCHOOL, nice yard, no 
dogs, $500. 476-0682. 
___________________________12-190

CHEAP!

2-1, East of campus, refrig­
erator, stove, hardwood 
floors, clean and tidy, 1810 
Willow, pets o.k. w/depos- 
it, $295. 476-0682.
________________________________ 12-19D

Jocuzzi, 

fireplace, 

UNIQUE HOUSES
3/1.5, Rock split level, fireplace, h ard ­
woods, Hyde Pork, $ 7 0 0 . 2/1 duplexed 
older house, furnished, $ 3 6 8 Gas, W a te r 
Paid Huge house, W ilshire W o o ds, in­
d o o r utility, CA/CH, Fireplace, d ishw ash­
er $ 8 5 0 Top notch Yuppie redo, security, 
morble 
incredible 
k/chen, duval 1,250 3/1 house, 37th a n d 
Jefferson, $ 3 5 0 Louro 4 6 9 - 9 8 0 0 , 9 2 9 - 
9 0 2 5 M ore! 
 

 
★ CAMPUS AREA HOUSES ★
★ $ 4 2 5 — cute 2-1, W / D conn., fenced,
new corpet & paint.
★ $ 3 7 5 — c ozy 2-1, hardwoods, fenced,
garage.
★ $ 3 7 0 — furnished 2-1, g a s & water pd

1-18

o n W est 37th.

★ $ 3 3 0 — furnished ABP, studio in old
house. H ordw oods, high ceil­

ings.

★ Laura, 929-^025/469-9800 ★

1-31F

N IC E 2-1 in H yde Pork area. H a rd w o o d 
floors, fireploce, large fenced yard with 
trees G ara ge/ w o rksho p $ 4 9 5 . 4 8 0 7 
A v e G 4 7 6 - 3 6 3 4 

12-19F____________

55th/BURNET R D area, close to shuttle. 
2/1 fenced back yard Nice. Bonus ro om 
$ 330/m o 4 5 1 -2 7 0 6 12-19A____________

4 5 th / M O P A C 3-1, C A/CH. deck, trees, 
hardwood, ceiling tons, fence 4 6 0 0 
P lacid Place, 
2 8 8 -
4 6 5 9 . 12-19D

$ 5 8 5 

lease, 

FO R REN T 2-1 in Crestview orea Fenced 
yard, garage, avoilable Jan 1 Call 8 3 2 - 
12-19C
1 6 7 0 after 5pm 

17 07 C L O V E R LEAF, near UT, 3-2, livmg 
family, utility, 2-cor garoge, CA/CH, re­
frigerator, W /D , new carpet, fenced 
yard, cooperative landlady, $ 6 7 5 3 4 5 - 
2 0 3 4 / 2 5 1 -8 7 4 4 12-19K________________

12-19H

C L O S E 3-1 V? large yard, trees, drive­
w a y $ 5 50/mo. 109 E 31st 4 7 9 -0 0 4 8 , 
12-19______________________
4 7 3 -2 1 2 8 

in H yde Park. Clean, 

S P A C IO U S 3-1 
hardw ood floors, IF shutHe,$450/mo 
C a m e 476-7211 ext 2 4 2 o r David 4 4 8 - 
2 4 5 3 

12-19__________________________

2BD/1BA C A / C H 5 mm from campus. 
Fireplace, g o ra g e secunty lights, fenced 
backyard M S shuttle $ 4 75/m o 4 7 4 - 
9 2 3 2 

12-19__________________________

N IC E 2-1 in H yde Park a re a H a rd w o od 
floors.fireploce, large fenced yard with 
trees. Garage/w orkshop $ 4 5 0 4 8 0 7 
A v e G 4 7 6 - 3 6 3 4 

1-23F

1-16D

H YD E PA R K - 2/1 Excellent condition! 
Available early January $ 590/month 
All appliances, h ard w o od floors. 4612 
A venue B. 4 5 0 -1 0 9 6 

12-19

425 — Room s

R E S P O N S IB L E N O N - S M O K E R to shore
IF 
2 bedroom/1 bath apartment on 
shuttle, 
10 min to campus. 4 5 4 -3 4 9 6 , 
Lon 12-19H____________________________

R O O M S 
shored, 
$1 5 0 -$ 1 9 5 utilities 
kitchen pnvileges, fireploce, washer/ 
dryer Desire to practice Sp anish a plus. 
12-19C____________________
2 4 4 - 9 5 8 6 

3 B L O C K S campus, redone Share bath/ 
kitchen with 1 other ro om ABP. $1 95 
25 1-2016 after 6 30pm 12-19J__________

STARK D O R M . Two to ro om $125 each 
O n e to ro om $170 Kitchen shored 
2 6 0 2 G u o d o lu p e 4 7 7 - 0 0 4 5 1-12K

H YD E P A R K room for non-sm oking g ra d ­
uate student $1 59 A B P N e a r shuttle 
N eum an M g m t 4 5 3 - 4 5 0 0 

12 19F

N E A R UT Law School o n RR shuttle 
targe, furnished ro om --$1 50 A B P C A 7 
CH, share baths. 33 10 Red R iv e r-4 7 6 - 
3 6 3 4 

2 - lf ___________________________

A B P * C A BLE ! Furnished with C A / C H 
S 2 0 0 - S 2 8 0 19 02 -1 90 4 N u e c e s - W a lk 
to UT, A C C S Dow n tow n 4 7 2 -7 5 6 2 , 
4 7 4 - 0 7 5 0 

2-1F

- J

ONE OF THE FEW 
COMPANIES 
WITH MORE 
LISTINGS THAN US.

We have more places to live in West 
the University area 
Campus and 

than you can shake a phone book a t 
And there's nothing long distance 
about the locations Our efficiencies, 
one bedroom apartments and two 

bedroom apartments are right where 
you want to be Everybody else too 

So, don't wait They’re going fast 
Call Parke Company or Rio Grande 
Properties today Go ahead. Look us 
up We’re in the book.

PARKE COMPANY 
479-8110 
2401 RIO GRANDE 
RIO GRANDE PROPERTIES 
476-7700 
2404 RIO GRANDE

WEST CAMPUS
2-2 condos on Pearl Street. 
New carpet and point. Ready to 
move-in. All appliances and ceil­
ing fans. Great view. Hurry.

Call Royce 327-4029 
or 453-5237
_________________________________ 12-19H

ATTENTION
2 - lh Townhouse. Great room­
mate plan, fireplace, short drive 
to campus. Water paid, $375. 
Call
APARTM ENT FINDERS 
458-1213

PMT

Is now leasing for Spring!

Call
476-2673

ENFIELD

2-2, pool, washer/dryer, 
available 
$ 4 0 0 /
1-8-89, 
mo., $ 2 5 0 deposit.

Call M A H
4 7 4 - 4 8 0 0

12 19H

from 

JU S T D A R L IN G
2 Bedroom, 2 bath condo. 4 
blocks 
shuttle, mi­
crowave, ceiling fan, mini­
blinds, only $350.
APARTMENT FINDERS 
458-1213
_________________________________ 12-19H

C O N D O S

★ 31st St/H yde Park O a k s 2-2, fire­
fans, patio, microwave, 

place. 
w asher/dryer $ 6 5 0

♦ Cute 1-1 — fireplace, fans, washer/ 
dryer, large 1 bedroom w/balcony, 
wtr paid, $ 3 2 5

Located In the prcetlgfous West Cam pus neighborhood, 
these luxury condominium s are uniquely furnished and deco­
rated to create a comfortable, stylish environment expressly 
for student bving.

Our reputation to built on a thoughtful, caring altitude to­

wards our residents and every maintenance detail.

Featu res

a Computer controlled building entrance system 
S Separate alarm system for each unit 
a Covered parking w good lighting 
a Separate locking storage area for each unit 
a Sm oke detectors and heat sensors in each unit 
a Personalized management only a phone call away (24 hrs) 
a Good lighting in outside hallways

4 —

H i» »

a Landscaped courtyard with spa 
a Cozy fireplaces with ceramic tile hearths 
a Fashionable, practical m ini-blinds and sparkling brass fix­

tures throughout 

a French doors opening onto balconies
• Decorative ceding m olding
• H igh ceilings, cathedral ceilings in 3rd-floor units 
a Ceding fans in living room and bedrooms
a Hidden G E washers/dryers
a Fully equipped G E kitchen includes frost-free refrigerator, 
dtohwaeher. microwave, self-cleaning oven and disposal 
a Spacious, organized pantry and sleek European-styie cabi­

netry

a Pre-wkrad for telephone and cable TV

FOffAfOfff INFORMATION, CALL

( 5 1 2 ) 4 5 1 - 3 2 2 0

2 6 0 6 R i o G r a n d e
1 'A biks. from UT

WALKING 
DISTANCE 
TO CAMPUS

* E. Quiet 
1 Bedroom $2 25 
neighborhood setting 304 E 
33rd Call Manager, 320-0331

W EST C A M P U S

S o n A n t o n io Street Efficiency, 1 BR 

W o o d floors, M o c k fireplace, v in ta g e 

1 9 4 0 M a n y w in d o w s, closets, shelves. 

U niq ue , n o plastic C lo se , c o n v e n ie n t 
$ 2 5 5 , 2 7 5 M o s t utilities p a id Mature 
lo c a tio n 
re sid e nts a p p re c ia t e 

the 

A v a ila b le n o w 

J a n 

Jac k Jen nm g, 

4 7 4 - 6 8 9 7 , 4 5 4 4 0 3 1

12 19

* tv 454-1711 i*9~n 

* n mPAMPERED FOR LESS

N O R T H C E N T R A L fontostK aportmunt 
community Fireploc*. 
ceiling ton. mi­
connections, pool, 
cro w a ve . W / D 
security system Storting $295, 
(ocuzzi, 
$ 7 5 deposit Stop Saver 4 7 6 - 3 0 2 8 
1
2 3 D ___________________________________

K IT C H E N S P A C E ! Su pe r efficiency, dean, 
spacious, num-blmds. g o t poid Starting 
$180/m o Stop Sa vers 4 7 6 - 3 0 2 8 
1-
2 3 0

M ic r o w a v e , ceilin g fans, sou no , ex 

e rcise 
fire 
ro o m , vaulte d ceilings, 
place, d r y bar, d e c o r a to r colors, 

1 b e d 

w a sh e r/ d r y e r c o n n e c tio n s 
r o o m s f ro m $ 2 9 9
APARTMENT FINDERS 
458-1213

12 19H

K K N T A L 

4 3 5 — C o - o p s

'fS S S S S S S
NEW GUILD CO-OP
2 blocks UT»ABP»Spacious rooms 
Cable TV*Delicious meai$»Funfunfun

Doubles S289-295 Singles SW-380

5 1 0 W . 2 3 r d 

4 7 2 - 0 3 5 2

K IT C H E N S P A C E 1 Supe! efficiency, clean, 
spocious. mini-blinds,ga5 paid 
Starting 
$180/m o Step Sa vers 4 76 3 0 2 8 12 
19D

BEST O F THE W EST! W a lk to UT super 
c on d o like apartments! I I $ 2 5 0 1-1 w/ 
loft $ 3 0 0 N o w or pre-leose Step Sa vers 
4 7 6 3 0 2 8 1 1 0 0 

_

 

 

L O O K I N G F O R A D E A L R IG H T ? Alm ost 
new great 2 2 s, W est Campus, o n Rio 
G ro n d e $ 3 9 5 Step Savers 4 7 6 - 3 0 2 8 
_________________________
M O D 

E F F IC IE N C Y A P A R T M E N T S neor U V 
$ 2 3 0 - $ 2 75/month So m e available im 
mediately 4 8 0 0 9 7 6 

1-17E

N O D E P O SIT ! 1-1 o n PV shuttle C A / C H 
Takeover lease late D e c -M a y $ 2 6 5 
12-19______________
3 8 5 - 5 5 3 9 after 7 

P L E A S A N T Q U IE T H yde Park efficiency, 
beautiful p oo l and courtyord g a s o nd 
water p aid C o i D a vid 4 5 8 - 8 8 9 3 
12-
I9 D

2 B E D R O O M , washer/dryer, fireplace 
hard- 
dishwasher, stove, refrigerator
w o o d floors, near
2 4 4 - 9 5 8 6 

Law School,

$ 5 9 5 / m o

12 19C

U N E X P E C T E D V A C A N C Y / w o lk UT E x ­
ceptionally nice, 
11 
$ 2 9 5 , January 1 25 1 4 Peod 4 7 7 8821. 
3 4 6 - 1 9 8 4 12-19J_______________________

con te m p ora ry 

W A L K T O C A M P U S I 2-2, north campus, 
quiet, ceding fans, g o nd w paid 
4 7 2 - 
0 2 5 4 , 4 5 9 - 6 0 7 0 1? 19D _______________

ST U D E N T S ! Q U IE T property 
in South 
Austin Pool, near busline, very affo rd ­
able Storting at $ 1 7 9 C o i for m ore in­
form ation 4 4 7 7 8 9 8 

12-19D

1 18 0

19 40 s 2 1 on quiet street Yard, oak 
floors lots of w indow s 1509 K irkw ood 
$ 3 6 0 / m o 4 7 2 21 23 1-27F

★ Agent, 477-1163

T A R R Y T O W N R O O M with private bath 
Female gradu ate student, Non-sm oker, 
kitchen pnvileges $ 2 2 5 p er month 4 7 2 - 
4 9 4 3 

12-19________________________

2 - 3 0

BEAU TIFU L R O O M Y 2 or 3 bedroom , 2 
bath 
c o n n e c tio n s 
H a rd w o o d 
floors balcony W a lk to 
UT 4 5 9 - 1 9 2 0 12-19

C A / C H , W / D 

2 B D 2 Story 2 fireplaces 1101 Shoal 
Creek. 5 minutes from U T , M S shuttle 
$ 5 5 0 0 0 4 9 9 - 9 0 9 9 or 4 8 2 - 9 0 1 2 
12-
19

R O O M S F O R rent, west campus, shore 
bathroom with one other room $150, 
all bills paid 4 8 0 - 0 9 7 6 1-12F

N IC E 13 0 0 sq ft 3-bedroom , 2-bath, 
carport 
newly carpeted, 
small fenced backyard $ 4 5 0 / m o 4 4 7 
1 5 89 

SR shuttle, 

12-19C

B E S T P R IC E S , Q UALITY, & L O C A T IO N 
W est campus, Enfield, & H y d e Pork 
Condos/houses Call now! 4 7 8 - 6 5 6 5 
City Properties 1-27F

S P A C IO U S U P ST A IR S 2-1-1 dining room, 
hardw oods, fireplace, ceiling fans, A C ’s, 
w 'd connections, porches 18 04 1 W 6th 
on M OPAC/shuttle/m etro 
2 0 9 7 

$ 5 5 0 4 7 2
__________________

1-31D 

amenities 

U N IQ U E 2 - B E D R O O M tow nhouse with 
all 
yard, porch, 
Fenced 
b alcony with french d oo rs Available 
now 
32 2 -0 6 1 7 ,
+ eiectncity 
4 4 4 - 7 8 7 4 

-12-19J

$ 4 2 5 

430 — Room -B oard

O N C A M P U S ! AB P + 
$230per/m onth. UT W o m e n 's C o-o p s 
4 9 5 - 4 8 6 8 A sk for Susie 12-19_________

fo o d 

- W / D 

435 — C o-ops

W A L K T O UT 3 BR. 2 B A H a rd w o o d 
fenced b ockyord C leon ond 
floors, 
fresh 
$ 5 6 0 o month Call o w n er Bill 
W a rre n 4 5 4 27 13 or weekends, 3 4 5 
01 7 5 12-19J__________________________

TR A V IS H E IG H T S Unusual 19 3 9 d ow n ­
stairs duplex, 2 1, appliances, tiled bath, 
lovely h ard w o o d floors, cheap utilities, 
nice 
landlady Available January 15, 
$3 95 /m o n lh 
4 7 2 - 9 2 4 9 

Dee
____________

• 
12-19J 

$ 2 5 0 deposit 

C E N T R A L A U S T IN Location C le o n 2 
b ed roo m with study & fireplace All a p ­
pliances fresh paint -covered p arking &
deck Call 331 99 91 KVA, Inc 

1-13F

400 — Condos-

Tow nhouses

L O C A T IO N ! 

residents must 

G R E A T 
m ove out of beautifully furnished luxury 
c on d o (2-2) replacements n eeded spnng 
only/spnng and summer Call to find out 
o u r 
re d u c e d 
3 2 2 0 

r a le s 
451 
_____________

g re a t ly 

12 19H 

$ 5 0 D E P O SIT ! Luxurious, attractive con 
d os UT areo efficiencies Fireplace, (ac- 
cuzzi, ceiling fans, or RR shuttle Sharon, 
9 2 6 0 8 9 8 

_________

12-19H 

28 1 0 N U E C E S # 2 0 3 Elms condommt 
urns Lorge 2 1 Sm all complex, oil appli 
including washer, dryer a n d mi­
anees 
cro w ave 
47 9 - 
8 7 2 7 12 19E___________________________

$ 5 5 0 D a n Joseph, 

S T O N E S T H R O W from cam pus 1 bdr/T - 
d ish w a sh e r,4 0 0 
bath, w asher/dryer 
$ 3 8 5 C hip after 6 p m 47 4 - 
Sq ft 
12 19C_________________________
2 9 4 7 

S H A r T c O N D O 2-2, pool, porkmg, SR 
4 4 0 - 7 5 7 1 or 
shuttle $1 75 * electricity 
1-10
(21 4)2 3 1 -9 9 9 4 after 6pm 

IF SH UTTLE Sm all quiet com plex 2 Bed­
room G a s & h e a l paid C eiling tons 
44 01 Sp ee d w a y 4 5 9 0 8 8 9 1-25F

FIRST M O N T H free on beautiful 1-1 con 
d o with all apphonces, fireplace, 
in sm ai 
quiet com plex w/(ocuzz¡ G re a t student 
plan, o n RR shuttle Coll Sharon, 9 2 6 - 
0 8 9 8 I2-19 H

SR SHUTTLE Large 1-1 2-1 W a te r paid. 
Ceiling fan pool, 
at
$ 2 5 0 Step O n e 4 8 2 8 9 2 5 1-30F

laundry 

Starts 

2 2 W E ST C am p u s N e w everything! 
Luxury unit, covered parking, pool, W / 
fireplace, C A / C H $ 6 5 0 Avoilable 
D 
1-17___________
Jan 1 K a ren 3 2 7 - 9 7 2 0 

LIVE CHEAP*! C o n d o resident m anager 
w onted in e xch an ge for rent credit 
W a lk in g distance to UT Responsible and 
industnous p erson please call 
8 3 7 - 
2 4 9 6 for details 

12 -19J

L A R G E 2 2 W /D, C A/CH, fenced yard, 
$ 5 0 0 /
fireplace Availab le January 1 
12-19J
negotiable 3 2 7 - 0 0 4 9 

U N E X P E C T E D V A C A N C Y ! 1 Bedroom 
efficiency Both very nice W e st Cam pus 
properties Call Keith, City Properties, 
4 7 8 - 6 5 6 5 

12-19F

2 B E D R O O M , 1 B A T H H Y D E P A R K T O 
C A L L 
TALLY R E D O N E 
MATT, 4 7 4 - 4 8 0 0 12 19H_____________

$ 6 0 0 / M O 

38th A N D G U A D A L U P E 1 b ed roo m E x ­
cellent condition, $ 2 6 5 a month W ater 
8 3 8 5817, weekdays, 8 3 4 - 2 4 1 6 
paid 
12 19J
evening v' week ends 

ALL BILLS PA ID ! 3 2 o verlooking pool, 
location $ 6 5 0 
complete kitchen, great 
K nip p c Properties 451 5 0 5 0 

12-19

T A R R Y T O W N C O N D O - 2 b ed room 2 
bqth 1 car cove red parking Stackable 
w asher & dryer N o pets, p lease Call 
331 9991 K V A . Inc 

1 13F

410 — Furn. H o u ses

BEAUTIFUL 2BR, 
2 BA HOUSE
For lease on 37th and Red Riv­
er. Law student prefers graduate 
or law student as a roommate. 
$287.50/month + utilities. 

Please call 469-0412 or 
1-800-592-4593

I2-19J

( AFRENCH
HOUSE!
$289 doubles 
$346 singles
AD bills 
Great meals 
4 blocks UT
478-6586

ELECTRIC, CREATIVE, fun, 3 blocks from 
UTI Delicious veggie cuisine, pool, great 
housemates Doubles from $ 2 8 5 singles 
from $ 3 2 7 All food o n d bills included 
H ouse of Commons, 2 6 1 0 Rio G rande, 
1-19H_____________________
4 7 6 - 7 9 0 5 

BEAU TIFU L historic h om e 2 blocks UT 
Quiet, studious, relaxed D ou bles $ 2 9 3 
$ 3 0 0 singles $ 3 2 5 - $ 3 5 4 
Includes All 
food, bids. Cod soonl H elious C o-op , 
4 7 8 -6 7 6 3 , 19 09 Nueces, o r call ICC C o - 
o p 4 7 6 -1 9 5 7 510 W 2 3 rd 

1-19H

n eighborhood, 

N IC E H O U S E , quiet 
vegetarians, n o n -sm o king pets o ka y
singles $ 3 2 7 
Doubles, $ 2 8 5 -$ 2 9 5 , 
$ 3 7 7 Royal, 1805 Peari, 
4 7 8 - 0 8 8 0
12-19K_________________________________

FRIENDLY, RELAXED, diverse co-op, 4 
biocks UT, w o o d floors, ceding fans, 
yard, gardens. Pets, sm okers okay D o u ­
ble $ 2 89 , singles $ 3 4 5 - $ 3 5 5 French 
house, 710 W 21st. 4 7 8 - 6 5 8 6 or 4 7 6 - 
1 957 12-19K __________________________

LIVE HERE now ! N eat ro o m in a neat 
house. 2 biocks to UT, a l bids, gre at 
food, cable TV, fun housem ates 
a l $ 
2 8 9 $ 2 9 5 (doubles), 
S 3 6 9 - S 3 8 0 (sin­
gles) N e w Guild, 510 W 23rd 4 7 2 - 
0 3 5 2 12-19K

Doubles $285-295

Great veggie meals
5 blocks UT 
Friendly & fun!

House of Commons
2610 Rio Grande
476-1957

440 — Room m ates

W A L K T O UT! V l block from campus, fac­
ing Eastw oods Pori. Private entrance. 
floors, washor, dryer. 
W o o d 
8 3 4 - 
12-19
0 7 8 4 

E N G I N E E R I N G T R A N S F E R 
student 
wonts to share your apartment iprin g 
1989. Neat, taking-core-ofi 
semester 
o p a r t m e n t 
b u s in e s s 
type o f guy. 51 2 -2 4 5 - 
responsibilities) 
7214 o r 7 1 3 -9 3 7 -9 1 7 2 A sk for Steve 
12-19J__________________________________

(st u d ie s & 

T A R R Y T O W N H O M E —ro om m a tes wont­
ed: 2-story house, o n e mile from com ­
pus. G re at neigh bo rho o d! $ 1 7 5 -$ 2 5 0 
3 2 0 - 8 8 5 8 , leave message. 12-19F

SH O R T W A L K UT Y o u r own spring 
room. Quiet, non-smoking, 
petiess 
Shored kitchen Call 4 7 4 - 2 4 0 8 for pri­
vate bath, A B P $ 2 5 0 -$ 2 7 5 . C o * 4 7 2 - 
5 6 4 6 to share bills, bath $120- $ 1 8 0
1-2 4 F__________________________________

G R EA T C O N D O ! S p n n g semester. 2-BR/
W a s h e r / D r y e r , 
2 - B o t h 
N on sm oker preferred. $ 2 0 0 + V2 bills. 
G o o d location 4 4 8 - 4 7 0 4 . 12-19J

c a b le 

ÍE So rin g semester 
FEM ALE R O O M M A T E 
hard w o od s, CACH.
Beautiful 3 -2 house,
h
W/D, walk to cam pus 300/m onth 
bills M elanie 478-5711. 12-19_________

FEM ALE R O O M M A T E nee de d to share 
2-1 in west campus. W asher/dryer on 
W C shuttle $ 3 0 0 + V5 bills. Coll Kim 
4 7 3 -8 8 2 8 . 12-19_____________________

W A N T E D H O U S E M A T E Health con 
scious, clean, responsible for 2-1, quiet, 
fenced home. 4 9 9 - 0 0 7 9 Anytime 3 
blocks/UT, $212. 

12-19C_____________

S P R IN G R O O M I E needed! Female non- \ 
smoker to shore 2 -2 West Com pus 
W / D , vaulted ceilings, mi­
condo 
crowave, 
Jennifer 4 7 3 - 
8 2 6 6 

balconies. 

12-19

N O N S M O K I N G FE M A L E share house 
system, 
with ow ner. W/D, 
fenced, g o ra ge , furniture optional, oir- 
conditioned. $ 2 0 0 / m o + Vi utilities. S u ­
san 8 3 7 - 8 5 9 0 . 1 2 - 1 9

secunty 

C H E L S E A C O N D O S ! 1-3 mole ro o m ­
mates n e e d e d to share two story 2 b ed /3 
full bath. 25th and Son Gabriel. C o m ­
pletely furnished. 4 7 7 - 4 9 3 0 . 12-19C

R O O M M A T E W A N T E D to share 2/2 
West C am p u s C o n d o Graduate/Business 
student preferred $265 /m o + V? bills. 
Steve 2 1 4 -4 5 7 -7 4 6 7 , 2 1 4 -2 2 6 -2 3 3 7 . 
12-19K

FE M A L E R O O M M A T E West cam pus 
$213/month plus ’/J bills -own bedroom, 
b oth 
L e a v e 
3 2 0 - 0 3 7 7 C a s e y 
message. 12-19

F U R N IS H E D C O N D O needs roommate. 
Separate bedroom , bath, pool, hot tub 
W a lk to class. $2 35 /m o . N o deposits. 
8 0 7 W 28th O w n e r 385-0169.p.m 12- 
19

C L O S E - IN S P A C IO U S 4/4 C A /C H big 
yard, quiet, nice neighborhood. $2 17 +
T3 bills. N on -sm o ke r 4 7 7 - 7 3 9 0 , leave 
message 

12-19

T A R R Y T O W N H O U S E needs 
femóte 
roommate. O w n bed, both. ER shuttle, W / 
D, 
hordwoods, great pnce Jennifer
4 7 2-31 07 . 12-19

C HEERFU L,N EAT, non-sm oking h ouse­
hold seeks female housemate. 7 minute 
dnve to U.T. CR. Studious, gool-onented 
people, but fun, m ce.Huae yard, trees. 
H ordw oods, ceiling fans. $175/bills. 9 2 6 - 
9531, Carol. 12-19

M A T U R E H O U S E M A T E . O w n 
room 
beautiful house 2 blocks north campus. 
Fireploce; microwove; wosher-dryer, 
screened porch $185 + bills. 4 7 7 - 4 0 4 8
12-19

N O N S M O K E R T O share large 2/1 c o n ­
d o on UT shuttle $ 2 2 5 month, A B P 
9 2 9 -2 1 9 0 days, 4 6 2 - 0 6 4 3 evenings. 12-
19

R O O M F O R rent in S. Austin. 3-2 house 
$167 + V5 bills. 4 4 8 -0 1 2 2 . A sk for Paul 
or Joe. 12-19

HYDE P A R K duplex, 2 bedroom, shore 
with male graduate student. $ 2 5 0 plus 
Vj utilities 4 7 4 - 2 8 4 2 ask for Stuart 
12-
19_____________________________________

M/F roommate needed starting Jan 1. 1-1 
apartment F W shuttle $125/m o 
+ V i
electricity 
3 3 8 - 0 4 6 4 
12-19__________________________
Dovid 

a nd p h o n e 

R O O M M A T E N E E D E D , female student 
for Sp nn g semester $ 2 6 0 / mo + Vt! 
bills Furnished Call 4 7 6 - 8 5 4 0 12-19A

FEM ALE R O O M M A T E needed in a m o d ­
em house with furnished bedroom 2 0 
minutes from downtown. Call 8 3 2 - 1 0 0 0 
after hours 8 3 5 - 6 0 2 7 . 12-19A

M O V I N G ? N E E D a p la ce ? O r a ro o m ­
m a te ? R o o m m a t e B r o k e r s 
f in d s 
roommates, places: 4 7 7 -
compatible 
2-1F_______________________
5 5 6 9 fee 

W EST C A M P U S 2 B D / 2B A , microwave, 
covered parking, split expenses with 
grad student $2 50 /m o Call Bryan 3 8 9 - 
0 5 4 8 

12-19__________________________

FEM ALE R O O M M A T E needed! Fur 
mshed 2BR/1V? bath condo, quiet, pool, 
West C am pus References. $ 2 7 5 + bills
12-19______________________
4 7 7 -6 5 1 9 

R O O M M A T E N E E D E D $200/m onth Ful­
ly furnished 2-2 condo W C 23rd - Rio 
G ronde Call 477-2311 12-19___________

PERFECT SETUP Spocious, furnished 2/2 
Nonsm oking graduate student PV shut­
'T! E Leave m essage 
tle $1 97 .5 0 + 
1-10_______________________
4 4 8 - 2 0 4 0 

FEM ALE N O N S M O K E R for 3-2 duplex 
Pool, fireplace, W/D, C A / C H 
$185/ 
month + '13 bills G re at Location. 4 7 7 - 
1571 Please leave m essage G raduate 
student preferred 

12-19J

N O N S M O K I N G M A L E room m ate w ont­
ed for large 3 BR 2 '2 B A furnished 
condominium 
forest off Oltorf 
Stream, covered parking, pool, 3 blks to 
shuttle 
$1 9 0 + V3 b il k Coll 4 4 2 -3 1 7 2 
evenings 12-19

in 

F E M A L E R O O M M A T E W est Cam pus 
shuffle 
Apartment 2 B D R / 2 B A o n W C 
$156.25 month + V» bids Coll 3 2 0 - 
8 2 7 3 keep trying 

1-2 0

R O O M M A T E N E E D E D for a spocious 3 
bedroom condo, pool, fully 
furnished 
quiet, $ 2 2 5 + 
utilities. 4 6 2 -2 6 4 7 , 
4 7 7 - 3 6 5 6 

12-19D__________________

R E S P O N S IB L E F E M A L E non-sm oker 
Spacious 3 bedroom house, IF 
shuttle. 
'/) bills, large yard 4 7 6 
$150/$180, 
12 -19D ____________
0620. 4 9 9 -8 0 7 1 

FE M A L E R O O M M A T E w onted Sp aciou s 
Tarrytown house 2-1, CA/CH, W / D 
dishwasher, fenced yord, microwave, to­
unfur­
tally furnished or 1 bedroom 
nished Tw o blocks from shuffle $ 2 5 0 
^ bids C od 4 7 7 - 3 3 1 6 12-19___________

F E M A L E N O N S M O K E R to share 3 -2 d u ­
plex H u g e bedroom, ER shuttle, nice 
neighborhood, $1 5 0 plus '/! bills 4 7 7 
6183 12-19

460 — Business 

Rentals

O F FIC E S P A C E availobJe in comfortable 
office building a few blocks North of UT 
c a m p u s 
0 9 7 6 

4 8 0
_________________

$ 1 4 0 - $ 3 0 0 

12-19F 

From 

A N N O U N C E M E N T S

510

Entertainment*
Tickets

FREE P L A N E TICKETS
Will give away round trip non- 
refundabie Deha tickets to LEX­
INGTON, KY. Leave 12-21, re­
turn 1-5 or whenever you want. 
Will take best offer.

Martin, 467-0531

N IC E 55th/Bumet home, 3/1, big fenced 
backyard 2 storage buildings. 
$415/ 
m o Close to UT shuttle 4 5 1 - 2 7 0 6 12- 
19A

FE M A L E N O N - S M O K I N G 
roommate 
sublease 2 -2 on shuttle Microwave, 
m any extras. 
$ 2 0 0 negotiable A n n 
4 5 4 - 5 5 7 4 keep trying. 12-19

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ANNOUNCEMENTS

SERVICES

SERVICES

SERVICES

EMPLOYMENT

EMPLOYMENT

510 — Entertainment- 650 — Movlng- 

750 — Typing

760 — Misc. Services 

790 — Part Time

7 9 0 - Port Time

Tickets 

Hauling

N B A ALL-STAR gam e in Houston. Feb. 
12/Bon Jovi Jan. 30 Bes» tickets and 
prices available Call 495-5675 or 
443-5780. 12-19C_____________________

530 — Travel

T ransportation

Spring Break 
South Padre Island
7 nights at the luxurious beachfront 

Po d re G ra n d 
Call now $229.00/person. — Based on 
6 person per 2 bedroom/2 bath condo - 
minimum.

VERY LIMITED AVAILABILITY 
1 800-HI/PADRE 
South Padre Island 
Central Reservations 
_____________________________________ 2-6F

IN TERN A TIO N A L student travel Low 
rates on scheduled flight worldwide STA 
Travel. (512)474 1512 12-19_____________

SKI B R EC K EN R ID G E Jonuary 3-8 Five 
night-four day lift, $209 Transportation 
available 467 0610 or 452-6662 
12-
19J_______________________________________

TICKET TO M IA M I on Amencan Airlines. 
One-way on December 22 $100 Coll 
Roberto 447-6151 

12 19D_____________

S A N JO S E to Dallas to Houston, One 
way ticket January 10 1989 Cost $140/ 
Pnce negotiable Please call 495 5235 
12-19
after 10 p.m 

M RLIN E TICKET for sale Special fore 
Amencan Airlines. Austin 
Atlanta 
Roundtnp 23 Dec 
only. Coll 345 4850 12-19A

3 Jan $258 cash 

S W TO lo v e Field I w ay Thur 22nd $25 
467-1890 12-19

540 — Lost & Found

AD O RA BLE GREY puppy found in neigh­
borhood of 38th & Speedway Call 
452-7864 12-19

F O U N D AT the LBJ school-large black 
and white male cat Housebroken very
12-19_________
friendly. Coll 462-9832 

550 — Licensed Child 

Care

REGISTER N O W ! Red River Christian 
School 18mo 5yrs Reasonable 
rates 
on shutrte, quality 
teachers/activities.
467-2121 

1-20C

560 — Public Notice

F R E E !
Makeovers & 
home care 
drees
Great Gift Ideas 
For Any Occasion!
Call Deb at 472-4075

ED U C A T IO N A L

580 — M usical

Instruction

GUITAR L E S S O N S R - B. rock. 
iazx, 
country, things inbetween,9 years teach 
mg expenence Andy Bullington, 452- 
6181 
___________________

1-16H 

590 — Tutoring

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EXCELLENT TUTOR 
some others Prepare for finals with me 
Call Kelly 474-7801 , 25

in moth, physics, 

G O O D MATH TUTO R1 Any math oi 
math related course Call Bob 443- 
8692 

12-19

N EED TU T O R IN G these holidays? Span- 
levels 
tsh, Physics, Mathematics All 
Years of expenence Ricardo 
(Leave 
message) 480-0188 12-19

SERVICES

650 — M o v in g - 

H a u lin g

ABC Apt 
Moving
10% Discount
to aNUT people
• Local & long-distance
• Moving supplies
• Free Delivery
MOVING BOXES 
339-M0VE 
339-6683

★ ADVANCED 
MOVING ★
APARTMENTS...
HOMES...
OFFICES

AS LOW AS 
$42.50

346-1212

12-I9K

MR. MOVE IT

• OFFICES
• H O U SEH O LD S
• APARTMENTS

WE WORK 7 DAYS 
A WEEK

NO JOB TOO LARGE 
NO JOB TOO SMALL

DEPENDABLE & COURTEOUS

928-4544

If N o A nsw er Dial 479-4450

12-19K

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SERVICE

M o ve rs of apartments, homes, 
and office furniture.

440-0877

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Z IV L E Y ’S
THE COMPLETE 
PROFESSIONAL 
TYPING SERVICE 
PRINTING 
APPLICATIONS
Sure, We Type
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wtfti Good Grades?

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Plenty of Parking
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472-7677

ACADEMIC
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h St.
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• K o d a k "4 C o p ie s
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4 7 6 - 4 4 9 8

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AUSTIN MOVERS
• Apartments
• Homes
• Offices

W e have hourly rates.

835-8063

Papers, 
M ILLIE'S W O R D Processing 
theses, dissertations, mailouts 
transcrip­
tion, proofreading 15 years expenence 
South Austin 280-6304 1-10D

HAVE PAPER ? I'k type rtf Includes report 
cover Also resumes All expertfy pre 
pored 

fast 447-2829 

12-19C

W O R D P R O C E SS IN G / transcription 
theses, resumes, etc W ord Perfect, 
tase' 
panting, proofreading Reasonable! Fasti 
Expenencedl 472-W O RD anytime 12 
19B

12-19

W O R D PROCESSING/typtng Reports 
resumes, 
theses, manusenpts. $1 50/ 
page and up Pick up and delivery avoil 
oble Diane 335-7040 12-19B

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National
1-800-433-2922

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o f Fort W o rth , T X

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FIN A N C IA L AID.Loans, grants and schol­
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in­
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PRIVATE M A ILB O X ES Available N o ^ i 
N o waiting-keys mode tool 477-1915 
504 W 24th M-F 10 30am 5 30p.m Sat 
1-31
10:30-3 00p.m. 

EMPLOYMENT 

790 — Part Time

WORK ON 
CAMPUS
1 p.m.-5 p.m. 
Monday-Friday 
(Hours Firm)

THE DAILY TEXAN
ADVERTISING 
SALES CLERK

To h and le University accounts G o o d 

telep hone and 

interpersonal skills 

Customer service e x p e n en ce helpful 
Spelling test required A p p ly in person 

to

STUDENT 
EMPLOYMENT 
REFERRAL SERVICE
U N B 2 222 (Texas Union)

N o telep hone 
inquines Applicants 
must b e a UT stvdent or spouse of o 
student

Equal Opportunity Employ©?

______________________________________M 6

CLERICAL POSITION
Part-time responsible clerical posi­

tion, approxim ately 15 to 25 hr 

wk., 

$ 3 .75/hr, 

days/evenings/ 

weekends. Office ex p en ence re 

quired, people skills 

important, 

availa b le to start Ja n . 9th M a il re ­

sume/letter to K a p la n Educational 

Center, 1904 G u a d alu p e, 7 87 0 4 

12-19K

RUNNER
POSITION!

TYPIN G O N I B M Disploywnter reason 
Bonrer 441-6841 or
able, also tutor, Bev 
472-6248 ext. 247

12-19J

Ph D 

C O LLEG E E N G L IS H composition teocher 
p r o o fr e a d in g , w o r d 
w ith 
processing, 
laser panting $2/poge up 
3 blocks campus Master CardA/iso 
12-19______________________
479 8909 

For real estate related com pany 

All maiors considered Must be 

responsible 

individual, neat 

in 

ap pearance, and have reliable 

vehicle. Approx. 2 hours a day. 

TYPE-RITE typing service All college pa 
pers $1 50/poge Resumes $10 
2nd 
copy free. 443-4229 1-17J

M-F, 8-10 a.m. N o w hiring for 

spring semester position. W ill 

LISTER & LETTERS typing and notary sei 
vice. 451-7183.12-I9K

UN IVERSITY TYPING 
p r o fe s s io n a l
Midnight 
473-2948 Cash only, please 1 240

Personalized,
$3 00/p c

typing $5 00/pg N ear UT 

12-19D

W O R D PROCESSING-Reports, 
theses, 
and transenphons Manuscnpt- quality 
printer Roger 892-6574 

12 19C

W O R D P R O C E S S IN G Long expenence 
in University work Call 453-5124 for 
fast efficient service Barbara Tullos. 1 25

X-MAS SPECIALI $1.25/poge editing, d e ­
livery, rush extra 
Loser Jet Excellent 
typing, writing skills. 443-2043 12-19C

commence Jan 9 Replys taken 

9 30-11 am, call 444-6625

12-19C

X MAS BREAK JOBII BE O N E O f THE HIGh 
EST PAID POLITICAL ACTIVIST 
IN THE 
COUNTRY? Stop toxic pesticides ♦tottt con 
tominatrng our ground wot©? Eorn up to 
$1000 over Winter break Intensive manage 
ment training program can lead to port-hm© 
leadership positrons tn the Spnng tail hme in 
Summer Clean Water Action is hinng articu­
late. motivated, future onented political leod 
ership Course credit available Career op 
portumties also an option Call Donny cm Ed 
4 74 0605

12-19K

EMPLOYMENT 790— Parttime

M O V IN G ? 1 5 % discount Free estimates 
professional movers 
Big Wheels Moving & Transfer 929-
7248.1-13_______________________________

insured bonded 

680 — Cleaning 

Services

DENISE'S CLEANING 
SERVICE

e Personal House Cleoninq Since

• Expenenced with student and 

1978

foculty

• FREE ESTIMATES 
e 1 0% off first visit

442-5222

750 — Typing

America's Oldest-Largest 
PROFESSIONAL 
RESUME SERVICE 
JOB WINNING!
RESUMES $9™

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WOODS TYPING
& W O R D P R O C E S S IN G

L a s e r W r i t e r II P r in t in g 

M a c in t o s h / M S D O S

472-6302 

2200 G u a d a lu p e 

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LAST MONTH OUR TOP 
SALES REP MADE
$ 1 8 0 0 !
Last month one of our advertising 
representatives made over 
sales 
$1800. Part time. Two others made 
over $1300. The average pay for our 
part time sales people was over $800. 
That’s close to $10 per hour. If you 
are a self-starter, a fast learner and a 
hard worker, there may be a place for 
you on our advertising staff. No expe­
rience required— you’ll learn as you 
earn. Start Jan. 4.

Come to T.S.P. 3.210, make out an 
application and set an appointment. 
Hours: 9am - 12noon, 1pm - 4pm, 
Monday - Friday.

THE DAILY TEXAN
TSP Room 3.210 
25th St. and Whitis Ave.
An Equal Opportunity 
Affirmative Action Employer

EC0N0-M0VERS • ! PLEASE ! •

QUALITY M O V IN G SERVICE 

REASONABLE RATES 

FREE ESTIMATES

A llo w me lo P E R S O N A L L Y tend to 

yo u r typing need s on my IB M W o rd 

Processor. Fas* a n d accurate to save 

you hme and m o n e y

McCALL OFFICE SERVICES

8 3 6 - 4 1 2 6

12-19

346-6150

2-30

M O V IN G ? LET me help Excellent ser­
vice, reasonable rates, flexible hours 
Rick 444-2449 (or leave message). 12-19

ABBEY M O V E R S absolutely profession­
al Piano moving, households, offices, 
apartments Specials to Dallas,Houston, 
etc 479 9301 12-19H

A S A P TYPING/word processing, papen, 
thesis, dissertation, moilouts, with a per­
sonal touch $1 70/poge C andace 451- 
4 8 8 5 .12-19A____________________________

THE S T E N O T a D $1 50 7 d oub b spoced 
page W P/lasep et 459 7710 or 837- 
3212 12-19C

EM PLO Y M EN T 880 — Professional

G R A D U A T IN G IN 1989?
CONSIDER A CAREER WITH THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCT

Initial assignments in Washington, D.C.
U.S. citizenship required/EOE

If interested, please return coupon to:

Enrique F. Gonzalez 
Dallas Recruitment Activity Center 
P.O. Box 50397 
Dallas, TX 75250

NAME (please print) 

A D D R E S S _______

CITY/STATE

GRADUATION

I

MAJOR

ZIP

GPA

LOOKING FOR 
A PART TIME 
JOB?

Lomas Telemarketing is looking 
for qualified individudls with ex­
cellent communication skills to 
market premium credit cards na­
tionwide. VVF GUARANTEE $6/ 
HR. Grea* atmosphere! Great 
people! Great hours! 5-9 M-Th 
and 9:30-1:30 Sat. Apply in per­
son at:

300 W. 5th St.
Suite 840 MBANK PLAZA

O V E R S E A S 
JO B S . A lio cruiseshtps 
$10,000 - $105,0001 N o w hinngl 
listings!! (1) 805-687-6000 Ext 
320+ 

OJ-9413. 12-18

TUTO R/M EN TO R for freshm an mechani­
cal engineering m ajori3 hours a week). 
Prefer honors M E student $100/montti 
on perm onent basis. Stove Pens horn 
16309 D eJoner Houston, 77040 713- 
937 9172.12-19J

TELEM A RK ETIN G PO S IT IO N S availab le 
port time for 8 30-12 30 and 1:30-4:30 
shifts. Hourly plus comissions. C o l Texas 
Com puter Association at 331-5055.12- 
19A_____________________________________

TEACHER A ID part-time positions avail­
able. Experience preferred. University 
Presbyterian Child Developm ent Center. 
12-19C___________________
472-4984 

LO V IN G , R ESPO N SIBLE student to assist 
new mother w/3 children ages 3,5 &
newborn 2 6p m. weekdays Northwest 
Austin. 331-5341 12-19

12-19H

N O W HIRING 
FOR A VARIETY 
OF SPRING 
SEMESTER 
POSITIONS
The Texas Union is inter­
viewing daily from 9 a.m. to 
11 a.m. in room 4.410 of the 
Union Building No phone 
calls accepted.

The Texas Union is an Equal 
Opportunity/Affirmative Ac­
tion Employer.

12-19D

Direct Mail Firm seeks ambitious, 
motivated student for Spring Se­
mester T/T all day. Responsibilities 
include delivery of mail and pnnt- 
ed matenal, mail sorting, computer 
data entry, and administrative 
tasks.Typing skills, safe driving 
record and references required. 
increased w/ 
Start at $4.75/hr 
nesponsiblihes Paid internship and 
full time semester employment pos­
sible. Excellent opportunity 
for 
communications or business ma|or. 
Non smoking environment Appli­
cations accepted by appointment 
at Smart-Moil, 2600 McHale Ct. 
#155 (East off Bumel Rd. across 
from Balcones Research Center) or 
Call 837-1955

12 19

HARPOON HENRY'S

Pton ah e o d ! A ccepting applications 
for holid ay and spnng semester em 
ploym ent Evening waitpersons. part 

time Eorn uo to $10 per hour A p p ly 

2 -4, afternoons

6019 NORTH 1-35 
EOE

12 19J

★ NEEDED ★ 
Child Care

Part-time child care needed for 

children ages 1 and 4 in W e s t­

lake Hills Room, board and sti­
pend offered N e e d o w n car 
Call 328-0304. 6-9 pm

12 19K

lime TYPtST 
N EAR C A M P U S Ml/port 
(W e tromj 
45 wpmj B O O K K EEPER 
R U N N E R 
JO B S 
(Your 
Applications 9am 4pm 408 W 17th 

O D D 

c a ' 

1-24F

EARLY C H IL D H O O D Education M oio' 
port time helper needed mornings e> 
5 yrt
pene need with children 2 y n 
Call 477-4020 12 19 
__________

TEACHER AID pan time portions ava'i 
oble Fxpenence prete'+ed Umveruty 
Presbyterian Child Development Centm

4 7 2 - 4 9 8 4 

1 2 1 9 C 

< 

________________

N EED G O O D enpeaerced sales person 
(port lime) to m o 'iet unique easy 
to ■•ell 
service ovei the phone Hourly salory 
commissions 472 2922 12-19H

PART TIME 3 5 days week including Sat 
urday 20 30 hours week Warehouse 
work stocking/cleaning Call Lee or M o' 
tha for appointment 454 2544 12 T9C 

LIG H T 
SEC RETA RIA L/BO O K EEPIN G / 
C LER IC A L. A cco u n tin g kn o w led g e 
desirable Afternoon hours Start now or 
Jan u ary Convenient 458-3636. 12-
19J______________________________________

PART-TIME receptionist/dencal position. 
20hrv/wk at $4 00/hr Professional ap ­
p earance and attitude Must have own
cor Cindy 328-7755 

12-19D

M O TIVATED PART TIM E person to~d¡T 
tribute brochures Reliable cor needed 
$4/hr » gos 442 1638 12 19_________

G R A D U A T E 
LEV EL-com p uter p ro ­
gram m er needed Business application 
Must be com petent and punctoaL837-
8032 12-19___________________________

800 — General Help 
Wanted

★ STUDENTS ★
Earn extra $ tot the hoflday*1 
Part time 
temporary assign 
merits available Musi be able to 
work 8-12 or 1-5 we ekdays and/ 
or weekends

AUSTIN 
TEMPORARY SERVICES, INC. 
454-5555

The Red & Yellow Rose - the hot­
test showbars of the Southwest ore 
accepting applications for feature 
entertainers. The Red 4 Yellow 
Rose offers a college scholarship 
fund for entertainers wishing to fur­
ther thetr education Flexible hours. 
N o expenence necessary. Will 
tram Must be 18 or older and hove 
o valid Texas Drivers License For 
more info Coll or stop by The Red 
Rose, 336 E. Ben W hite 443- 
4027 The Yellow Rose, 6528 N 
Lomar 458-2106
____________________________________ 1239

RESIDENT
MANAGER!
Needed for small apartment commu­
nity FREE RENT and UTILITIES potd 
for self motivated person Prefer leas 
mg ond maintenance expenence 
Contact Bill Grable at 346-7232 for 
an appointment
 

_____________________ 12-19C

 

CHRISTMAS
JOBS!!

Full-time and part time |obs for 
students during Chnstmas break. 
Excellentpay! W o rk in on office 
or industnol environment Coll 
to d ay for interview 454-9561

Evins Temporaries

_________ 

’2 9 j

SECURITY OFFICERS

Applications now being occeptod (or 
spnng ond (ok '8 9 semesters FuB ond 
part hme positions ovotiabie People on 

ented officer» needed (or comps/s oreo 
properties Uniform » provided Excelent 
opportunity for students C o l Z IM C O
S E C U R IT Y 
C O N S U L T A N T S 
343-7210. M-F 3 pm 6 pm

JO B S $16 0 40 

G O V E R N M E N T 
$59 230.1+ N ow hiring C aí! 
805 
6 8 / .6000 Ext R 9413 for curreni fed 
eroi list 2 28

B f O N T V M ony needed tot commer 
ciols Casting mto 
Ext TV 9413 1 19

(lj805 687 6000

DEALSonWHEELS
check the classified ads 
everyday in...

T h e Da i l y T e x a n

EMPLOYMENT

EMPLOYMENT

EMPLOYMENT

800 — General Help 
Wanted

820 — Accounting* 
Bookkeeping

850 — Retail

fo r m aintain in g the books for 

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 

A IR LIN ES N O W H IR IN G Fkght Altond 
orín, Travel Agents. Mectiontcs, Cmtom 
•r Service Lutings Salo n *, to Í1 0 5 K En­
try l*v*l positions C o l (1) 805-687 
6000 Ext A 9413 

130

N EA R CAM PUS-tiA^por/ ^m * TYPIST 
(W e tram) 
(45 wpm) B O O K K EEPER 
R U N N ER 
JO B S 
Application» 9om 4pm 408 W 17lh 

cor) O D D 

(your 

1 24F

Austin b a s e d n a tio n a l c a b le 

te le v is io n 

c o m p a n y 

seeks 

d e g re e d o cco u n tan t with m in­

imum o f 3 y e a n e x p e n e n c e in 

public o r p rivate acco un tin g . 

In d ivid u al will b e responsible 

BE O N TV M ony needed fa• co m m ' 
(1) 805-687 6000 
a o lt Costing mfo 
Ext TV 9314 2 16

se ve ral c a b le television sys­

tems a n d will p re p a re q u a rte r­

D O U BLE D A V E'S P IZ Z A W O R K s T ^
hinng *N p *n*n c*d detnrery driven with 
colorful personality (or n*w location Ap- 

at Doubt* D ov* t on K vensd e 12

9

A PPLIC A TIO N S N O W being occeptod 
(o ' M w port time position day O' 
night Apply at Chelsea Street Pub *n 
Borton Creek M o l (After N o o n i 1219

JO B S A lio CrunesNps 

O V ERSEA S 
$10 000 
320 • Lutings! (1) 805-68 7 6000 fxl 
0J 9413 3 6

$105 000/yd N ow hinng

EMPLOYMENT

810 — Office- _ _ 

Clerical

D O N T LEAVE SCHOOL 
WITHOUT IT!
T o d ay'» job» req u ire PC ikiU»1 intro 
PC 's Lotos o r W o rd P e rfe ct Classes 
or private 3 9 hr» Days, evening» or 
Saturdays $60 $’20 Vdo/MC
GREATER CONCEPTS 
467-2271

ly a n d a n n u a l financial state 

ments a n d 

tax 

returns 

fo r 

publicly-held p artnership N o 

p h o n e calls p le ase S en d r e ­

sume to Assistant C o m p tro l­

ler, Pn m e C o ble, 3 0 0 0 O n e 

A m e r ic a n C e n t e r 

A u s tin 

78701 E O E

17 19

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knowledge ond K> key u p - 
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408 W 1 '*-

840— Sales

S S EARN EXTRA M0 N P S S
O n your campus this spring ve 

mester by morke*.ng our South 
Podre 
Island Breaker Saver 
Card T h e Ultimate Spnng Break 

2 20

discount card Coll toll free 1 

8 0 0 3 4 4 6 8 8 3

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A SSISTAN T M A N A G ER 
for 
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tum Two years ««p eren ce required 
CoH 
m o re
infc'■motion 12 19C

3 4 6 2 6 8 2 

fo r 

890 — Ctubi-

Restaurants

A DISHWASHER
Dependable dishwasher 
needed. Apply at:

Treaty Oak Cafe. 
1101 West 5th

12 19

BARTENDING
í ÍARN HOW IN 2 WCEKS
M om m g, afternoon and e v e ­
Jo b 
classes a va ila b le 
n in g 
Texas 
p lacem ent assistance 
School of Bartenders 
4 4 0 
0 ’91 A pp roved by Texas E d u ­
cation A gency

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m eapenon FSeoie oppb +’ person <jt
n i O B vrre l 12 19C

900 — Dom estic- 
Hou Behold

Creek home M W F 9 

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dougfslei m, home 75 ’«v w* 
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N EA R C A M PU S Ful/Port time TYPIST 
(45 • w pm i BO O K K EEPER 
(W e tram'. 
R U N N ER (your cor) O D D JO B S Appi, 
1 20?
cation» 9om 4pm 408 W ’ 7th 

12 '9

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' 3 0 a " 12 3 0 p m $62 50 
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BUY, SELL, RENT, TRADE...WANT ADS...471 -5244

How does Chris Petropoulos 
tap the UT market?
By advertising in The Daily Texan.

“ W e have been in business for 26 years. W ith the large number of 
newcomers to Austin and the ever expanding enrollment at U T and 
surrounding universities, we felt Texas Student Publications would 
help us reach these new people. It has been proven that by advertis­
ing in The Daily Texan, our sales to students, faculty, and staff in 
the Austin area have steadily increased. “

Chris Petropoulos
Chris’s Liquor Stores North and South

t h e D a il y t e x a n

(s i» 4 7 i- ia a s

 Nation’s police forces turning to television for help

KXAM W ICK IXTRA/Monday, December 19,1988/Page 19

Associated Press

SEATTLE — Many police once 
thought all the motivation people 
needed to report crime was a sense 
of civic duty and a few words from 
cartoon 
Officer McGruff, 
bloodhound who barked "take a 
bite out of crim e."

the 

Not anymore. Police are increas­
ingly turning to cash rewards and 
moibid crime re-enactments on tele­
vision to lure John Q. Public to the 
phone.

The police-sponsored 

"Crim e 
Stoppers" genre, most familiar as 
60-second spots on local TV, took a 
giant leap toward Hollywood last 
week with broadcasts of Manhunt: A 
Chance to End the Nightmare.

With help from an independent 
film company, Seattle police investi­
gators created two hours of tele­
vised murder, mayhem and mys­
tery in a plea for clues to the 
country's worst unsolved serial 
murder case: 
the "Green River" 
slayings of at least 40 women in the 
Northwest.

The syndicated program, distrib­
uted to 137 stations nationwide, in­
cluded a re-enacted murder at­
tempt, 
footage of police 
unearthing a victim, and interviews 
with grieving 
relatives. Viewers 
were urged to turn in a crook — and 
maybe collect a $100,000 reward.

real 

"The show was designed to push 
an emotional button in the viewer," 
said producer Beth Broday.

It apparently did. The program, 
broadcast Dec. 7 and repeated dur­
ing the past week, drew more than 
7/600 calls to a toll-free hotline.

Investigators rejoiced at the flood 
of fresh tips and praised the mar­
riage of sleuthing and the media.

"It's the most effective tool in law 
enforcement," declared Detective 
Myrle Camer, director of Seattle's 
Crime Stoppers program.

The popularity of such programs 
reflects a "get tough on crime revi­
v al," said Art Lurigio, assistant pro­
fessor of psychology at Northwest­
ern University and co-author of a 
1986 study on the programs for the 
U .S. Justice Department.

"People are looking to have some 
impact on crime, alleviate 
their 
fears, and regain some control," 
said Lurigio, although he cautioned 
"there may be some negative conse­
quences."

Offering large cash rewards and 
anonymity may encourage false ac­
cusations, and the nightly re-enact­
ments could unnecessarily increase 
fear of crime, Lurigio said.

Crime Stoppers began 12 years 
ago in Albuquerque, N.M ., when 
police and civic 
leaders decided 
they needed a new weapon to fight 
increasing crime. The premise: grab 
attention with a televised "Crime of 
the W eek" 
then 
promise cash rewards and anonym­
ity to anyone reporting any serious 
crime.

re-enactment, 

The concept took off. More than

600 U.S. communities now have 
Crime Stoppers programs, said Tim 
Kline, a retired Albuquerque police 
officer and president of Crime 
Stoppers International, which helps 
set up local programs.

Crime Stoppers tips have helped 
solve more than 210,000 felonies 
and led to the recovery of $1.3 bil­
lion in narcotics and stolen proper­
ty, Kline said.

In the last two TV seasons, net­
works and syndicates have created 
dramatic variations on the Crime 
Stoppers theme. Not only are the 
programs popular with viewers, 
they also are successful. Of 115 fugi­
tives portrayed on Fox Broadcasting 
Co.'s America's Most Wanted, 55 are 
in jail, Fox says. NBC says its Un­
solved Mysteries has broadcast 50 sto­
ries and helped solve 11 cases.

in 
On Wednesday, authorities 
Nevada arrested a man suspected of 
bilking investors of up to $3.5 mil­
lion after they were tipped off by a 
maid who found a note in his motel 
room saying, "The Unsolved Myster­
ies program was a bombshell." The 
show had featured his case Nov. 30.
The police behind last week's 
Manhunt program hope the success 
rubs off on the maddening Green 
River case.

More than $15 million has been 
spent hunting for the killer, whose 
first victims were dragged from the 
Green River, south of Seattle, in 
1982. The murderer now is officially 
blamed for the deaths of 40 women,

linked 

most 
street life.

to prostitution and 

The killings stopped in 1984, but 
investigators say the murderer may 
have moved on. They're studying 
whether he might be responsible for 
at least some of the slayings of more 
than 30 transients and prostitutes 
since 1985 in San Diego. And the 
discovery of six female bodies near 
New Bedford, Mass., since July, 
some of them believed to have been 
prostitutes, prompted police specu­
lation that the killer had crossed the 
country.

During Manhunt, viewers were 
urged to report clues not only to the 
Green River case, but to any serious 
crime in the country.

Calls came in from every state. At 
least two people said they were the 
Green River killer. Several others 
said 
the killer had confessed to 
them.

Some calls were pranks, and 
many offered information too dated 
or general to be helpful. Investiga­
tors said it will take weeks to sort 
through the 3,000 tips that seem ini- 
tiallly promising.

One tip already has produced re­
sults, albeit unrelated to the Green 
River case. Police said two murder 
suspects were arrested Saturday in 
Seattle and taken to jail.

"W e get a lot of calls from jails," 
said Camer. "The old saying that 
there's no honor among thieves is 
true. They 
love to rat on each 
other."

Seattle pofee staffed phones last week after a nationwide television show 
concerning the nation’s worst unsolved mass murder case.

Associated Press

Rock and soul legend James Brown sentenced

Associated Press

AIKEN, S.C. — The prospect of 
arresting a celebntv caused police to 
overreact in their pursuit of soul star 
James Brown, 
the defense* said 
Thursday in Brown's assault trial
james Brown, 

Jarm"< 
Brown," Bill Weeks, an attorney for 
Brown shouted at the jury. "That's 
whv the police officers just go ber­
serk."

"It's 

it's 

But prosecutor Robert Harte ‘-aid 
Brown admitted failing to obey a 
police officer's command 
to pull 
over, and that tear was no excuse 
for breaking the law and trying to

run over two officers.

Brown, who lives in Beech Island, 
is charged with two counts of as­
sault with intent to kill and one 
count of failure to stop a motor ve­
hicle when signaled by a law officer.
jury began deliberating 
Thursday afternoon. Brown faces 
up to 30 years in pnson if convicted 
on all charges

The 

Brown, known as "the Godfather 
of Soul," pleaded innocent Mon­
day He was arrested Sept. 24 after 
a high-speed chase through Augus­
ta. Ga., and North Augusta, S.C ..

He sat quietly throughout most of 
the testimony His wife, 33-vear-old

Adrienne, sat across the aisle from 
him.

Brown, 55, testified Wednesday 
that he didn't stop for the officers 
dunng the chase because he feared 
for his life.

"I was scared to death," Brown 
said. "I went to Vietnam and I 
wasn't that frightened."

Officer Ronnie Delaughter said 
officers tried to pull Brown over af­
ter they received a tip he was carry­
ing a gun and acting dangerously. 
Delaughter said 
in­
volved between 10 to 14 vehicles 
and reached speeds of 60 mph to 85 
mph.

the pursuit 

Delaughter testified that when of­
ficers appeared to have surrounded 
Brown in a parking lot, he put the 
car in reverse to evade them. He 
said several officers shot out the 
red-and-white 
tires on Brown's 
pickup truck as 
it drove toward 
them.

Weeks said during closing argu­
ments that officers from the North 
Augusta Public Safety Department 
had overreacted in their pursuit of 
the singer.

Weeks said the North Augusta of­
ficers drew their weapons prema­
turely and endangered Brown and 
other members of the public be­

cause of the prospect of arresting a 
celebrity such as Brown.

"This is North Augusta's version 
of Miami Vice, coming in with their 
guns drawn.

"In this case there ain't no ques­
tion by the evidence that there was 
an extreme overreaction," Weeks 
said. "Mr. Brown might have even 
overreacted, but look at why he was 
so scared."

But Harte told the jury Brown had 
broken the law well before the inci­
dent in the parking lot.

"H e's guilty [of not stopping], 
and he apologized. But an apology 
doesn't make him not guilty," Harte

said. "Being scared isn't a defense 
to a crim e."

Donald Danner, an Aiken County 
sheriff's deputy, 
testified earlier 
Thursday that several times during 
the chase when he pulled up beside 
Brown's red and white truck, the 
singer swerved toward him, as if 
trying to run him off the road.

Upon 

further questioning by 
Brown's attorneys, Danner said that 
while Brown did appear to be afraid 
during the incident, he did not at­
tempt to use a shotgun sitting be­
side him.

Officials report 6 percent drop 
in alcohol-related traffic deaths

Associated Press

ATLANTA 

Although more 
than 23,000 pimple were killed in al 
cohol-related traffic accidents last 
year, the proportion of tatal crashes 
involving alcohol dropped over five 
years, officials said Thursday

In 1987, 23,632 people were killed 
in the United States in motor vehicle 
crashes in which alcohol was in­
volved, or 51 percent of all 46, 586 
U.S. traffic fatalities, the national 
Centers for Disease Control report­
ed That compares with 25,165 
killed 
in alcohol-related 
crashes, or 57 percent of the 43,945 
traffic fatalities that vear

in 1982 

The proportion of alcohol-related 
traffic fatalities may have fallen, the 
CDC said, because of three factors: 
increased public awareness of the 
en actm en t of more 
problem , 
increased en­
stnngent 
forcement; and laws that raised the 
dnnking age to 21 in all states

laws and 

The number of deaths in acci­
dents m which no one had been 
drinking rose from 18,780, or 43 per­
cent, in 1982 to 22,754, or 49 per­
cent, in 1987.

in 

the deaths 

Conversely, 

the 
most strongly alcohol-related acci­
dents 
those in which at least one 
party tested above 0.10 on a blood- 
alcohol test — declined from 20,356, 
or 46 percent, in 1982 to 18,529, or 
40 percent, 
in 1987, according to 
statistics from the National High­
way I raffic Safety Administration.

Although exact figures were not 
presented, the CDC noted that the 
proportion of drivers intoxicated at 
the time of a fatal crash fell 17 per­
cent from 1982-87, and the propor­
tion of teen-age drunken dnvers in­
volved 
fell 34 
percent.

fatal crashes 

in 

The Atlanta-based CDC, 

its 
weekly report, noted that alcohol- 
related 
last year 
traffic accidents 
robbed their victims of more than

in 

780,000 years of "potential life" they 
would have had if thev had lived to 
be )5. Overall, unintentional inju­
ries, such as auto crashes, are the 
leading cause of "years of potential 
life lost" in the United States, the 
CDC said.

"Most diseases, death rates go up 
with a g e ,” 
said Dr. Richard 
Waxweiler, chief of the epidemiolo­
gy branch at the CDC's Division of 
Injury Epidemiology and Control. 
"Inju nes are the last great plague of 
the young. That has a tremendous 
impact on our society."

Despite the good news of the de­
crease in alcohol-related fatalities, 
the problem of drunken driving re­
mains serious, Waxweiler said.

"This is one of those problems 
that has been going on for a long 
time in the United States," he said. 
"It's not like some new disease or 
epidemic that grabs everybody's at­
tention."

Drug authorities arrest 17 
in Central Texas operation

Associated Press

WAC Ü — A series of raids across 
Central Texas netted 17 people 
accused of running a methampheta- 
mine manufacturing operation, au­
thorities said.

The raids, which started Wednes­
day morning, ended a yearlong in­
vestigation, said John Murphy, first 
assistant U.S. attorney for the West­
ern Distnct A federal grand jury in 
W aco had 
indictm ents 
issued 
against the 17 people arrested.

The alleged methamphetamine 
operation was based primarily be­
tween Austin and Waco, Murphy 
said.

W e encountered no 
resistance. It went 
smoothly.’ 

m etham phetam ine 
investigation. 
The indictment alleges that the con­
spiracy to manufacture and distrib­
ute methamphetamine began 
in 
1982.

— John Murphy

Some of those indicted also faced 

charges of failing to file tax returns.

Numerous weapons were seized, 
however. We encountered no resist­
ance. It went sm oothly."

Murphy said a lab was seized at 
the Flying M Ranch, on 92 acres in 
Hays County, southwest of Austin, 
where five of the 17 people are sus­
p e cte d 
m a n u fa c tu r in g 
methamphetamine.

o f 

the 

In a statement issued by her San 
Antonio office, U.S. Attorney Helen 
Eversberg said 
investigation 
was conducted by the Internal Rev­
enue Service, Department of Public 
Safety Narcotics Service, DPS Crim­
inal Intelligence Service, Drug En­
forcement Adminstration, Bureau of 
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms and 
the Austin Police Department, in 
conjunction with the U.S. attorney's 
office.

"But there were other locations," 
he said. "N o drugs were seized.

Federal officials provided few de­
the

the origin of 

tails about 

Flame thrower

Johnathan O’Conner blows out a burning torch in mid­
air while juggling on the South Mall. O ’Conner, who

recently moved to Austin from Seattle, is a member of 
the juggling/comedy team team The Flaming Idiots

Tom Stevens

Rare dinosaur bones found on ranch near Fort Worth

Associated Press

FORT WORTH — The bones that 
7-year-old Thad Williams and his fa­
ther found on a Parker County 
ranch in August are the remains of a 
species of dinosaur that roamed 
North Texas 115 millions years ago, 
an official says.

Thad Williams and his father, Ted 
Williams, found the bones on the 
James H. Doss Ranch, about 10 
miles west of Weatherford. They 
weren't certain what they were, but 
the younger Williams was right in 
his theory.

"H e was saying all the time it was

a dinosaur," Ted Williams told the 
Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

The bones turned out to be the 
skeletal remains of three tenonto- 
saurus dinosaurs, and at least one 
complete skeleton will be displayed 
in about two years at the Fort Worth 
Museum of Science and History.

Doss and his wife, Dorothy, gave 
the bones to the museum, but its 
directors didn't announce the find 
until last week because the area still 
is being excavated.

"These dinosaurs are significant 
because they represent a new kind 
of species that lived in this area 115 
said Louis
million yea^s ago," 

Jacobs, director of the Shuler Muse­
um of Paleontology at Southern 
Methodist University. "N one of the 
specimens found before have been 
good enough to show us what kind 
of dinosaurs were here."

Ted Williams, a biology teacher at 
Millsap High School, leases part of 
the Doss Ranch for hunting. He 
took his son to the site Aug. 5 to 
look for fossils and other specimens 
to show his students.

The young boy found some bones 
at first and then found a complete 
skull of a dinosaur. He and his fa­
ther took the bones home during 
the weekend and then called the

ranch's owners.

Dorothy Doss said she had no 
idea about the remains on her ranch 
until Williams told her. She said she 
and her husband want digs at the 
site to continue, because more skel­
etal parts may be found.

The skeleton of at least one dino­
saur will be complete because many 
parts were found in their anatomi­
cally correct positions, Jacobs said.

Jim Diffily, the museum's chief 
assistant science curator, identified 
the remains with help from paleon­
tologists from SMU and Tarleton 
State University at Stephenville.
Officials said Wednesday 

that

about 50 volunteers from those col­
leges, the Fort Worth museum and 
the Dallas Museum of Natural His­
tory dug for 10 days at the site to 
uncover the remains.

The museum put a full skull and a 
well preserved hind foot that is 
about 20 inches long on display at 
the museum Wednesday. Those 
parts will be exhibited until the 
complete skeleton is put together.

When living, the animal was a 
plant-eating reptile that stood about 
7 feet at the shoulder and was 20 
feet long and weighed about 2,000 
pounds.

Its most noticeable feature was its

long tail, which was supported by a 
mass of tendons that gave the dino­
saur its name, "sinew lizard."

Donald Otto, executive director of 
the Fort Worth museum, said he is 
seeking donations of about $100,000 
to cover the cost of cleaning the 
bones and having them assembled 
by an expert at the Smithsonian In­
stitution in Washington, D.C. A 
$20,000 donation was made recent­
ly, he said.

The first dinosaur bones reported 
to be found in Texas were from a 
site near the Doss Ranch in Parker 
County in 1886, Jacobs said.

 Page ¿U/fcAAM WfcfcK fcXTRA/Monaay, December 19, 1988

Rock, 1988 style: grim reapers and corporate mags

By ROB W ALKER
Exam Week Extra Staff

"It was a year w ithout h e ro e s," 
gushes A nthony D eCurtis 
in his 
Rolling Stone w rap-up of the music 
world in 1988. "T h e figures who 
could have com e to the fore and 
made a difference chose, in various 
ways, to sit this y e a r."

DeCurtis is right, in a way. It's 
true that no single artist has stepped 
forward and united the music world 
the way he claim s Elvis and the Bea­
tles did. Of late, Springsteen, Mi­
chael Jackson, U2 and Prince have 
at various tim es com e close to cap­
turing the collective public mind, 
but "h ave never com m anded quite 
the sam e u nan im ity" as their prede­
cessors.

His argum ent, if he has one, pret­
ty m uch falls apart after this, as D e­
Curtis takes a ram bling survey of 
w hat w ent dow n in '88. Instead of 
putting it all in perspective, he just 
recites a list o f things that anyone 
w ho even reads Rolling Stone could 
have told you.

But 

let's assu m e D eCurtis had 
stuck to the point: D oes rock have 
any heroes? N o, I guess not. Is "th e 
m ythology of the star ... central to 
rock's h isto ry ," as D eCurtis w rites? 
Actually, no, it w as central to rock's 
birth. And is our current inability to 
come up with a rock star we can all 
look up to a bad thing, as D eCurtis 
im plies? O f course not.

First, it really sh ould n't be sur­
prising that w e d o n 't have long­
standing, larger-than-life heroes of 
stature com parable to the days of 
old. Keep in m ind the com parative­

ly minuscule num ber of artists that 
Elvis and the Beatles had to com ­
pete with. Keep in mind the ab­
sence of our current sprawling 
record industry. K eep in mind the 
fact that rock at that time actually 
had a legitimate counterculture con­
notation, not the shopping mall-

the business any good. They need a 
steady influx of new heroes. After 
all, the m asses can only buy all of 
Springsteen's album s once, and 
thus U2 — or Prince, or Michael 
Jackson, or w hoever — em erges as 
the new focus.

Probably within the next year, a

w as a euphem ism for sex, but Spin 
recently printed a handy chart on 
"H ow to Talk B -B o y ," w hich in ­
form ed those not in the know that 
"Jim brQ w ski" m eans penis.

Actually, 

that Spin article con­
tained an elem ent sorely m issed in 
m ost o f the m ainstream rock press

side behind the Deep Thinker.

I could stom ach G eorge Michael if 
I thought he had an folding of how 
hilarious he looks dancing around 
with his perpetual three-day beard, 
but the guy is completely straight- 
faced. He looks like a philosopher, 
and no philosopher should be al-

Haven’t we seen enough of these people?

Here's a few o f the year's more 

dubious rock achievem ents: 
Lamest female vocalist — Michael 
Jackson
Lamest male vocalist — C her 
Lamest guitarist — George Mi­
chael (Bono is the obvious choice, 
but he's taken en o u gh heat lately.) 
Lamest bassist — M ichael A ntho­
ny of Van Halen (11th consecutive 
year)
Lamest drummer — Rick Allen of 
Def Leppard (get it?)
Worst Renaissance man — Phil 
Collins
Worst Bruce Springsteen imperso­
nation — Jon Bon Jovi 
Worst Jesus Christ impersonation
— Bono Vox (Just can 't resist) 
Worst Bono Vox im personation — 
Michael H utchence of INXS

Worst Michael H utchence imper­
sonation — Ian M cN abb of Icicle 
Works
Worst Swing Out Sister Imperso­
nation — Siouxsie Sioux 
Best River Phoenix impersonation
— Sting
Most ironic lyric — "Y o u glorify 
the past w hen the future dries up" 
from God Part 11, on U 2's album 
Rattle and Hum, w hich contained 
tw o covers, two tributes to dead 
icons and two d uets with aging 
rock pioneers. (Special thanks to 
the hate-m ail w riter w ho brought 
this lyric to my attention.)
M ost Ironic Album Title — Keith 
Richards' Talk Is Cheap, released af­
ter a Rolling Stone 
interview in 
which he slammed )ust about ev­
erybody making m usic today.

W orst hair — Jon Farriss of INXS, 
especially in the i Need You To­
night/M ediate video.
W orst Image — Robert Palmer 
I know! W e'll use those 
(H ey, 
the w hite m akeup 
chicks with 
again!)
Best Yelps ands Yeahs — Ian Ast- 
bury of the Cult
W orst cover song — Ahoays on my 
M ind by Pet Sh op Boys 
W orst cover m edley — Baby I Loire 
Your W ay/Freebird by Will to Pow er 
T he Andrew Ridgely Expendable 
Second Banana Award — John 
O ates (again)
Best Interstate Flight From Feder­
al Authorities — Jam es Brow n 
The Frank Sinatra Jr. Award for 
Least-Aw aited Progenies — C hris­
the T "
"I'm keeping 
topher 

O tcasek (offspring of Ric).
Best Rap Artist — Jesse Jackson 
Whitest Rap Artist — Fresh Prince 
Least-Áwaited Rap Comeback —
Kurtis Blow
26 artists who, for the betterment 
of all, m ust get out of rock within 
the next year — Eric Clapton, Jim ­
my Page, Steve W inwood, 
the 
"N ew and 
Im proved" Lynyrd 
Skynyrd, Phil Collins, Mick Fleet­
wood, Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, 
Meat Loaf, Simple Minds, Elton 
John, Jeff Lynne, Mark Knopfler, 
the Beach Boys, 
Elvis Presley, 
Cheap Trick, Little Feat, W ang 
Chung, Bruce Hornsby, Foreigner, 
Robbie Robertson, W hitesnake, 
Chicago, Bad Com pany, Don 
Johnson and The California Rai­
sins.

style rebellion of today. And keep in 
mind that rock 'n ' roll lacked the 
current sham eless back-patting mu­
sic fanzine industry.

The rock industry today spends 
too much time giving itself awards, 
in­
repackaging 
ducting its m em bers into the hall of 
fame. Having one hero d oesn't do

its products and 

major rap artist will appear on Roll 
ing Stone's cover, and then even that 
"t o u g h ” genre, as DeCurtis calls it 
will have been reduced to just an­
other product. 
It's happening al­
ready: You cun bet that in the late 
'50s no major magazine printed a 
secret code word guide to let every­
body in on the fact that rink n' roll

— humor Rock stars don't sm ile 
anymore. You really want to know 
why the Beatles were so huge? They 
smiled, for Christ s sake. It s a m ys­
tery to me why more of these pop 
stars don't smile — oh sure they 
grin and guffaw when they win 
awards or are interviewed on 20/20, 
but only to show the more human

lowed to reel off lines like "It might 
be nice if I could touch your body 
Not everybody Has got a body like 
y o u ." I mean com e on

But 

that's another story. The 
point is, rock n' roll has changed 
Com paring the ' G olden A g e” be­
to
fore 12” 

re-mixes and MIA 

w hat's happening now is ridicu­
lous.

Finally, it should be pointed out 
that heroes aren't neccessarily good 
things to have in the first place. Per­
haps instead of bemoaning the fact 
that we don't have one image of 
"H ow W e Should All B e" shoved 
down the pop w orld's throat, we 
should all be thankful for having a 
few more choices.

G ranted, the em phasis in the m u­
sic business has long since switched 
from the music to the business; rock 
'n' roll has basically devolved into a 
parody of itself, searching vainly for 
a new way to be shocking and 
seemingly just begging to be over­
thrown by som ething really new 
and different. But at the m om ent 
there's enough variety out there for 
us all to find som ething we like lis­
tening to.

So do yourself a favor: Stop look­
ing to see w hat's on the top of the 
charts, stop reading Rolling Stone's 
weekly rehash of w hat's on top of 
the charts, and stop buying only al­
bums by groups you've already 
heard of.

In short, open your mind. Re­
m em ber, every time you make some 
disparaging com m ent about a band 
you really d o n 't know anything 
about, a band you call crap w ithout 
ever hean ng 
it as you dig back 
through your same old pile of 
records that you've barely updated 
over the past three years, a band of 
non-heroes, you're taking one more 
step toward becoming your parents. 
And none of us wants that, do we?

Criticism of the critics: our side of the story

By JOE SIM S
Exam Week Extra Staff

It seems to be an increasingly 
com m on presum ption 
that Daily 
Texan reviewers sit around the office 
waiting for popular bands to release 
records so we can trash them , furi­
ously typing out attacks with a sad­
istic jealousy. Loyal fans cry outra­
geously at the "stu p id accusations 
made and w rite us inflam m atory 
letters. Or, they dism iss the writers 
as incom petent and the reviews as 
meaningless. N either knee-jerk re­
actionary approach is correct.

Texan writers are students of both 
the University and the trade we are 
learning. We are no older or w iser 
than the student body but we are in 
the precarious position of being in

their eyes. Som etim es the fact that 
w e're in that position angers read­
ers w ho feel our ability' isn't up to 
par with w hat 
it should be. At 
times, that may be true — but g e n ­
erally, compared with other college 
new spaper w riters, Texan critics are 
near the top of the field: a look at U 
magazine will prove this And since 
it would be impossible to say am 
thing without sounding immodest, 
I'll ju st let it go at that.

O ur role as review ers is to impart 
a know ledgeable opinion about al­
bum s, books and film s. The offend ­
ed reader's im m ediate im pression is 
that w e must not be doing our jobs 
C lev-er. T hin kin g 
the 
simplistic will explain w hat it actual­
ly m eans. A nyone and everyone 
can form their own opinions about

bevond 

art; it rarely even takes an aw are­
ness of one's own tastes to do so. So 
to base our opinions on personal 
sensory 
take 
impression would 
away anv objective credibility.

Even if a reviewer is initially dis­
appointed by something like, sav, 
Prince's iovcsexu or Siouxsie and the 
Banshees' Peep Show 
that critic 
must decide whether or not this re­
action is due to personal tastes or a 
flaw' in the album Neither of those 
works exactly followed in the great 
traditions of 
its artist, but were 
redeemable, nonetheless. And the 
reviews we wrote were les1' opi­
nionated and more geared to point­
ing out the artist's new style, so the 
reader could draw' conclusions. Per­
sonally, had 1 not left it to readers to 
judge Peep Show, my review would

have been negative instead of n eu­
tral because my initial impression 
wasn't favorable.

But 

initial reactions are usually 
the only thing that the average lis­
tener pays attention to. O f course 
that; 
there's nothing wrong with 
there's no reason tor anyone other 
than a critic to reallv get under a 
piece of music. In anv reviewer's a t­
tempt to impart an intelligent state 
ment, he must go under the surface 
of 
the music and begin rooting 
around where most listeners never 
bother to No one listens to a record 
the way a critic does because, to 
form a meaningful idea of what is 
actually happening in the music, it 
takes a very thoughtful and, yes, 
open-minded writer to actually ex­
plain an album

Ever try to explain a record to 
som eone? Congratulations if your 
review was longer than one sen ­
tence. For one of us to simplv say "I 
liked it" is to m i s s our task But for 
the average listener, there's no real 
problem with such a summation. In

THOSE VISITORS 
FROM THE NORTH 
POLE ARE COMING 
SOON, WHICH 
MAKES IT A GREAT 
TIME TO GET LOTS 
OF $$$ FOR YOUR 
BOOKS

This is the last time w e’ll ever make fun of U2. W e promise. Maybe.

trying to explain our impressions to 
vou we must use references com ­
p a r i s o n s , history and sound effects 
(how do you explain a metal guitar 
riff7) These are thi ngs that don't 
usually come up 
in conversation 
and as a result, sometimes seem 
alien and insignificant to some read 
ers

L 2's Rattle and Hum is an excellent

case in point W hile it may sound 
fair enough to the average listener 
or to som eone w ho has never heard 
the band, to us it sounds contrived 
L!2 used to be a hard-edged, honest 
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within Now 
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and probablv feeling that anything 

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they do will be creditable, slacking off. (An al­
bum that incorporates only old American genres 
is slacking off.) The average listener doesn't no­
tice this, though, and probably doesn't care.

Perhaps we overanalyze albums. Perhaps w e 
should just let an initial impression or feeling 
stand. But to do so w ould be to ignore the more 
subtle components of the work and a steady, 
concrete basis. It's this foundation that critics 
look for. To just throw uneven reviews out 
would be to cheat not only the albums, but also 
the reader, who w ould not know what to be­
lieve.

As it stands though, w e are discredited be­
cause our analyses don't usually agree with 
readers', and the stories are considered incor­
rect. This common attack is nettlesome and 
confusing, though. Readers w ho glance over a 
negative review of an album they're about to buy 
usually ignore the review 's points. The ideas ex­
pressed are considered w rong or "just someone 
else's taste." The concept of whether or not a 
review is "correct' is rather philosophical. Re­
viewers often have an idea of what a certain 
work should have been or what it should have 
done and when this isn't addressed the work is 
considered disappointing.

This musical ideal may not be shared by the 
populace, but attacking it or neglecting it (as 
nearly everyone does) wastes the critic's import-

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ant presence. If w e begin to homogenize our 
opinions or compromise our standards, w e fall 
into the trap that most professional record re­
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Their analyses often tend to be somewhat wa­
tered-down and innocuous because, as big-name 
reviewers, they often get the idea that their first 
impression will be enough to make or break an 
album, and they end up saying things like "I 
liked it" instead of actually explaining them­
selves. They also feel compelled to write for the 
mainstream and, basically, have no ideals. If 
record sales were allowed to be run by media- 
blitzing and airplay on homogenized hit-radio, 
what would eventually become of musical inno­
vation? There w ould be no place for it to begin, 
or receive credit.

However, demanding that people put their 
trust in us is hardly realistic. The balance must 
be struck that our opinions are well-formed, but 
by no means law. Readers must decide whether 
or not we are writing to them. Those w ho are 
angered when a favorite album is negatively re­
viewed shouldn't start jumping up and down, 
but realize that their perceptions of the musical 
ideal may be less demanding.

And finally, for those who are critically in­
clined yourselves (and judging by our hate-mail, 
there seems to a great number of you), tryouts 
for Texan staffers are jan. 5-7.
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APARTMENT HUNTING 101 
TAKE HOME FINAL 
FALL 1988

P a rti 

Trua or Fata*
Does your apartment or dorm provide the following?

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All bills paid 
Microwaves
Spacious walk-in closets 
Wet bars 
Ceiling fans
M últipla Cholea
In addition to all of the above, does your rent include any 
of the following?
3 Pools 
Weight Room 
Tanning Bed 
2 Clubhouse Facilities 
ALL OF THE ABOVE 
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The Bronx of New York 
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Nowhere — It’s too good to be true 
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‘Romeo and Juliet9 film

Asaodeted Press

GHENT, Belgium — Romeo and 
Juliet has been reworked for a new 
feature film in which Shakespeare's 
stirring prose, not to mention the 
basic ins and outs of acting, is wast­
ed on 108 of its actors.

However, Armando Acosta isn't 
complaining. The expatriate Ameri­
can is directing more than 108 cats 
and a lone human, British actor 
John Hurt, in an updated version of 
the classic love story of a couple 
tom by feuding families

Romeo and Juliet, Acosta's first fea­
ture film, takes the unusual cast 
from Cologne to Ghent to Venice 
and ultimately to New York. All dia­
logue between 
the cats will be 
voiced-over by such actors as Rex 
Harrison, Vanessa Redgrave and 
David Bowie.

"The cats w on't mouth-move," 

said Acosta.

"There is a close line to the origi­
nal," he said in an interview on the 
set as he petted Maria, a white An­
gora, who plays Juliet.

Shakespeare, of course, did not 
write his play for felines, nor for a 
New York setting nor a transvestite

tramp (played by Hurt). But then 
Shakespeare was not the only one 
to lose something on the way to 
Acosta's Romeo and Juliet.

His Romeo, the ultimate roman­
tic, is played by Daddy, a gray Per­
sian who was neutered before his 
first scene. It was a fate that befell 
all other tomcats in a bid to prevent 
chaos on the set.

Acosta's film, scheduled for re­
lease in 1989, depicts the travails of 
a "Venetian kind of class quality cat 
and the New York street quality 
cat," said Acosta.

To get the Venetian clan to the 
new world, Acosta relies on Hurt, 
who plays a Venetian "bag lady" 
devoted to her cats, who are threat­
ened with extinction 
in Venice. 
They are saved when Hurt freights 
them off to New York, where they 
end up feuding with the local fel­
ines.

Acosta's adopted hometown was 
some Venice canal 

chosen 
scenes for logistical reasons.

for 

Changing his sex for a role is not 
all 
that unusual a challenge for 
Hurt. In the The Elephant Man he 
won critical acclaim for his portrayal 
See Cats, page 25

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Fall out of bed in the m orning and you're 
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Amenities:
3 m eals daily, 19 meals a w eek plus non­
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Covered parking available to residents 
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^Private bath in each room 
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Madison Properties
Just three blocks from cam pus, our smaller 
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Two sw im m ing pools 
^Private bath for each room 
Sport court 

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Madison House

Dormitory or apartment living 
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Water gas furnished 
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Outdoor pool & tanning 
deck, weight room, sau­
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garage, & a shopping 
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Leasing for spring, summer,
A fall 1989
Call472-8411
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(above moll) for a four!

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6807 BRYNMAWR

3-1, $395, near park, with 
tennis courts & pool, all 
appliances, pet o.k.

346-4392

1 & 2 B ED R O O M S 
$ 2 4 5 -8 3 2 9
Large apartment with walk-thru 
closet. Pantry, carpet, drapes, 
landscaped courtyard, 
and 
pool Gas/water paid 6008 N 
U m a r 454-6479; 451-6533
CENTRAL PROPERTIES NC.

1 & 2 BEDROOM S
$245-$345
Convenient to 
Northcross Mall
2201 Muroc 452-9019

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$ 2 4 0 - 6 3 2 4

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• One bedroom North campus 
curtly gate pool, foundry nor tub 
o m p le parking 
Big clo se ts' 
$425 00
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Fkeptoce Ampie parking great tor 
roommates. $425 00

Move-tn spedats!
Cox 454-7900: nights 397-6540 
Sandlin fr Co.

Remodeled 3-2-1
New 7lie carpet Á more1 
5 m in u te s to UT & d o w n to w n

• gas

• n ice n e ig h b o rh o o d
• Storage 
• fam ily a tm o s p h e re
• easy access to s h u ttle
• C apital P la/a A rea
$380.00 4 deposit 
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[Townhouse style, 1 bedroom 
$235. 2 bedroom $325. 
fenced patio, appliances, 
carpeted, oider but bigger.
1263-9421

SKYLIGHT
And ceiling fan in cozy 1 
bedroom. Sm all, quiet 
community. 
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Scenic area w/ easy access 
to IH-35 and U.T. shuttle. 
Call manager, 443-9614.

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Professionally managed by 
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31st STREET 
CONDOS
2-2, W /D, all ammonifies, 
pool, hot tub, covered park­
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Bill, 472-2826.

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Eleven unit complex has 
large 2-1 with w /d 
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In mint condition with 
energy efficient gas heat. 

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Anne, Manager/Agent
327-5332

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Located 5 blocks away from UT 
campus in quiet residential area 
Spacious one bedroom apt* at 
$280 month Pool, laundry facili­
ties. and on-liite management and 
maintenance. Hurry, call today'
453-4991
managed by JLD Investments

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Spocious 2 bedroom hom e w extrc 
large bedroom s Central air/heot 
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$350 00 no pets

Private Properties: 
467-7162, 343-0990 
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ALL BILLS PAID
$275
Efficiencies 
Courtyard and Pool 
4200 Ave. A 451-6966

j I BEDROOM $199
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$ park-like setting Nicely 
fur 
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♦ Gas/water paid 609 E 45th
♦ Street 452-1823 451 6533
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We have a number of affordable 
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• 1-5 bedrooms
• $275-$1800

HPO Real Estate 
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1-1’b A Efficiencies, fíreplaces, 
swimming pools & covered 
parking. Shuttle bus out 
front. 105 W 38 VS St

459-1711

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there? We have the best resident, 
anywhere cam owner at 474- 
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on weekends, too. we w* be glad to 
help you

C H K J L P U
1 - 1 — $ 1 8 5
2 -1 — $ 2 3 0
Right on UT shuttle ond city bus. 
Gas, heat, and water poid.

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327-9635

LOCATION
1303 Ckpom on. lotge apart­
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CAPITAL PROPfRTIES 
458-6415

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down, trees, atmosphere. 

Available now. $325-1350. 
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476-6616

1012 E. 15th
3 blocks east of IH-35. Older | 
2-1, wood floors, $265.
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481-0078,450-8667

1 BEDROOM 
$245

Quiet apartment 
in Hyde Park 
Built-in desk wilh bookshelves 
Lots of closets carpeted draped 
gas/water paid 4307 Ave A 454 
9945 451 6533
CENTR/U. PROPERTIES INC.

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Astilles Apartments 
2204 Enfield Road

2-1 -Mcdy finished

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e ceiling fans 

• dishwasher 
• ER Shuttle 
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From $390 + electricity.

Call Owner: 477-1303 

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$ 2 4 5
Quiet Hyde Park Area 
4307 Ava. A 451-6966

♦ ALL BILLS PAID 
$275
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$ Near shuttle carpeted draped 
$ walk in closet built-in kitchen and 
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$ 451 6966 451-6533
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LA R G E 2-2
UT-Hyde Park, 2 blocks 
shuttle, CA/CH, beautiful 
ly remodeled, all appli 
anees, washer & dryer 
$495

479-6153

1 & 2 B E D $ 2 4 5 -4 3 4 5
Great location in town Large apart­
ment with walk-in doaet butktn 
kitchen, carpet drapes, some with 
palio, pool, heating and water paid. 
2201 Muroc

452-9019,451-6533.
CENTRAL FROFERIES WC

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3111 E. 3 1 s t

478-6776

Reduced 1-1
407B W. 45th. Small, quiet 
community, downstairs, 
mmt-biinds. $195 plus G 
and E

458-0017

STUDENTS '
Quiet property in South 
Austin. Pool, near busline, 
very affordable. Start ing at 
$179. Call for more infor­
maron. 447-7896.

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Continued from page 22

of John Merrick, a 19th-century En­
glishman stricken with a disfiguring 
disease which left him barely recog­
nizable.

Chosing a male for a woman's 
role is "to keep this strange and bi­
zarre quality about the movie," said 
Acosta.

He hopes the scenes of cats on 
dark canals, massive car junk yards, 
Coney Island hot dog stands and 
spooky, deserted service tunnels 
will similarly add to the film's "b i­
zarre" atmosphere.
"W e do very 

little rehearsing. 
Spontaneity is the beauty," he said, 
in contrast to the "phony animal 
movies where you can see they are 
performing in a forced w ay."

But relying on chance requires 
filming hundreds of hours of foot­
age which takes a healthy bite out of 
the film's $3 million to $5 million 
budget.

"It will be a monumental editing

task," he said.

A key scenic shot, he said, will be 
108 cats crossing Ghent's St. Mi­
chael's Bridge at dawn against a 
backdrop of gothic scenery. .How it 
will look on the screen will depend 
on the mood of the cats, whether 
they cross in a bunch, a trickle or 
whatever, said Acosta.

The difficulty with the script, said 
scriptwriter Victor Spinetti, was 
blending such things as cats and 
classic
cars with Shakespeare's 
verse.

"Som e cats talk about cars so you 
have to try to get this into the script 
without the audience jolting out of 
their seats. O f course, you cannot 
rewrite something like the balcony 
scen e," he said.

In the end, said Acosta, the play 
remains "a simple old-fashioned 
love story. And, yes, she does die at 
the end, if you want to know ."

Affordable Luxury Designed 
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Beautiful 1 and 2 Bedroom Plans from $275 
Furnished or Unfurnished.

Just off IH South, Oakwood Apartments offer options for every living 
situ a tio n . Set am id st to w erin g oak tre e s and lush landscaping, 
Oakwood features fully equipped clubhouses adjoining magnificent 
swimming pools

Six, nine and tw elve month leases as well as m onth-to-m onth accom­
modations. Qmiplete Home Services packages (including dishes, lineas, 
T V and m o re ). Maid Service is also available.

Office open d a ily () to 6. .Sorry , no pets.

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Unsurpassed Lifestyle 
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322-9887 

2505 Longview

Record ARChive offers 
best of kitsch and classics

Associated Press

NEW YORK 
record collection:

Now this is a

Jerry Lee Lewis' original Sun 
Records singles. The Rolling Stones' 
first album, autographed by Mick, 
Keith, Charlie, Bill and Brian. A 
Beatles licorice disc signed by Paul 
McCartney.

But Bob George, curator of this 
musical menagerie, speaks with ob­
vious pride about another LP, 
Calypso Is Like So 
... by Robert 
Mitchum. On this record, Mitchum 
does something he does not do in 
War and Remembrance: he performs 
Mama, Looka Boo Boo with a pseudo- 
Caribbean lilt.

“Can you believe this? We just 
got it in the mail the other day," 
said George, who is trying to locate 
every record made since 1950 for the 
burgeoning ARChive of Contempo­
rary Music.

“We forbid ourselves to refuse 
records. The stuff the PMRC (Par­
ents Music Resource Center] would 
try to get out of libraries? Bring it 
in!'' said George, who estimates the 
collection — begun in late 1985 — 
now numbers almost 250,000 sound 
recordings.

That attitude explains why the 
Butthole Surfers sit beside Count 
Basie, and how the Beatles' classic 
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band 
shares space with Telly "Kojak" Sa- 
valas' creepy You've Lost That Loving 
Feeling.

The eclectic ARChive is the brain­
child of George and David Wheeler, 
who initially hoped to create a col­
lection of rock 'n' roll but soon ex­
panded their vision to include any 
and all types of popular music.

George, producer of the break­
through Laurie Anderson record O 
Superman, brought his music-busi- 

See Records, page 27

$200, YESt 
ONLY $200 
EFFICIENCIES!
We are 6 blocks 
from campus and 
offer you:

• Large efficiencies on 

(IT Shuttle.

• Newty redecorated!
• Door to door trash 

• 1 blk. from IM fields.
• Lots of windows.
• Patios • Balconies
• Executive suites 

service.

available

THAT'S VALUE! 
Call Today 
our units are 
going fast!

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ULTIMATE 
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STARTING AT 
ONLY $275

SPACIOUS 2 BEDROOMS 
ALSO AVAILABLE

Unique Lifestyle 
for the 
mature student

Big refreshing pool 
On U.T. shuttle 
Ceiling fans 
Cable ready 
Miniblinds
Bay windows (some units) 
Energy efficient appliances 
Patios, balconies 
Overhead lighting 
On-site management

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Features

• Computer controlled building entrance system
• Separate alarm system for each unit
• Covered parking w/good lighting
• Separate locking storage area for each unit
• Smoke detectors and heat sensors in each unit
• Personalized management only a phone call away (24 hrs)
• Good lighting in outside hallways

Amenities

• Landscaped courtyard with spa
• Cozy fireplaces with ceramic tile hearths
• Fashionable, practical mini-blinds and sparkling brass fixtures throughout
• French doors opening onto balconies
• Decorative ceiling molding
• High ceilings, cathedral ceilings in 3rd-floor units
• Ceiling fans in living room and bedrooms
• Hidden GE washers/dryers
• Fully equipped GE kitchen includes frost-free refrigerator, dishwasher, mi­

crowave, self-cleaning oven and disposal

• Spacious, organized pantry and sleek European-style cabinetry
• Pre-wired for telephone and cable TV
• N«w carpeta, sofas and wtllpaptr ia many waits.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, CALL:

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2606 Rio Grande
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Records

Continued from page 26

ness ties and a 25,000-record collec­
tion; Wheeler's contributions were 
10,000 records and a m aster's de­
gree in library science.

The idea (and the albums) soon 
found a home: above the Blamey 
Castle bar in downtown Manhattan, 
up two rickety flights of stairs, in a 
cramped loft now filled with records 
from acid rock to zydeco — 47,000 
in all.

The rest of the collection is some­
what far-flung, as George — a 37- 
year-old Youngstown, Ohio, native 
— explains in the excited voice he 
affects when discussing the collec­
tion.

"We have one location in Chica­

go, one location in my parents' 
basement. There's about 30,000 in 
Boston, 100,000 in upstate New 
York, and depending on whether 
these two (a pair of ARChive em­
ployees) give us their records, two 
other locations," he said.

They also have a lot of support: 
every major record company cur­
rently ships the ARChive free cop­
ies of their new releases, and the 
non-profit organization's Board of 
Advisers includes musicians Nile 
Rodgers, Paul Simon, Lou Reed and 
Todd Rundgren. "They have a real 
vision of where they want to go," 
Reed said shortly after the project 
first started.

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the advent of Shopping Season eve­
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people happy. I think that all those 
good thoughts just kinda hang out 
in malls during the Holiday Rush — 
in its negative space, as it were — 
perhaps despite all the hype and 
plastic.

My favorite part of the whole 
Chris tmas-mall-experience is the lit­
tle kids. I don't know why; I mean, 
they're sure not 
thinking nice 
thoughts about what they can give 
their friends and family — they're 
thinking Nintendo and Transform­
ers. But they're just so incredibly 
happy: 1 figure if 1 watch them long 
enough I'll be able to remember 
what life was like without finals and 
phone bills, when a Spirograph 
represented the key to happiness.

And even if some of the Christ­
mas mall decorations may seem a 
bit lacking in subtlety, you've gotta 
admit they've got a great color 
scheme. 1 don't know who decided 
it, or why it was decided that red 
and green would be the offical col­
ors of the 20th Century Christmas 
spirit, but whoever picked them out 
did a pretty good job. Red goes 
nicely with the green trees, green 
goes nicely with Santa's red nose, 
and I look good in both red and 
green.

I've also found it rather encourag­
ing to explore the malls at this time 
of the year and notice the amazing 
number of things that exist in the 
world that I don't want. This notion 
comes in very handy when I don't 
have any money (which by the way, 
isn't a too-rare occurrence). Thus 
when I think of the beautiful sweat­
er I wish I could afford to buy, I 
console myself by thinking: Sure, I 
can't get the sweater, but I also can't 
get the deluxe knife set, complete 
tool kit or jungle gym — and I 
wouldn't want them if I could. 
Faulty logic, I know, but nonethe­
less comforting.

(A side note: I've always won­
dered about all these gifts adver­
tized for "the man who has every­
th in g .” W hy d o n 't we hear 
anything about the woman who has 
everything? Do men really have 
more than women, or are they just 
more easily satisfied?)

Anyway, follow my rebel call and 
start 
liking malls at Christmas 
again. I'll admit, I'm making this 
plea for totally selfish motives: If ev­
eryone starts going 
to 
Christmas shop and end up being 
grumpy because 
like 
they don't 
them, they'll ruin all my fun.

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Sex and . . .

December 19,1988

INSIDE

Christmas
specials
Page 3

Cosby
Page 4

McTele vision
Page 6

Predictions
Page 7

Bookmark
Page 8

Raising
Arizona
Pages 9

Beetlejuice
Pages 12

Plus:
TV schedule

Violence. . .

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Andres Eguiguren 
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A brief history of television

By Mike Clark

Television was invented by the 
Russians. Well, a Russian, Dr. 
Vladimir Zworkyin, created the 
iconoscope process that all televi­
sions today use, or at least will use 
until the Japanese agree on an 
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more 
important 
about the idiot box is what we do 
with it. And what it does to us.

themselves. W hat’s 

interesting and 

As everyone knows, television is 
radioactive, and exposure can easi­
ly makes you sterile.

Television violence, according to 
some experts, makes children 
more aggressive. Other experts, 
however, say it makes them less 
aggressive.

Still other experts claim that 
television cultivates an image of re­

ality in the minds of viewers, and 
that heavy TV watchers think the 
world is just like what they see on 
TV — violent, unsafe, full of sex. 
And even more experts who think 
this is bushwah, but they really 
just wish the world was full of sex.

The late Marshall M cLuhan, the 
king of television experts, claimed 
that television is changing the way 
we think; that print media, which 
are left-brain, linear and logical, 
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es, while television, which is right- 
brain, spatial and creative, is turn­
ing us into illiterate slobs. This 
explains why we think Bill Cosby 
is funny.

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wonderful, warm-hearted holiday 
specials.

But what’s this? Pee Wee Herman 
and Grace Jones? The Brady Bunch 
with gray hair? John Denver 
schmoozing in upscale Aspen?

It’s not that had, really. Selective 
viewers can pick through the junk 
like so much wrapping paper to find 
some gems this month.

For instance, Jason Robards and 
Julie Harris star in HBO Showcase: 
The Christmas Wife, a different 
kind of Christmas story about two 
lonely strangers. And for those who 
like holidays with wry, there’s Sea­
son's Greetings, a comedy on the 
Arts & Entertainment Network 
written by British playwright Alan 
Ayckbourn. On PBS, the King’s 
Singers from England appear in con­
cert with the Kansas City Symphony 
in what promises to be a very special 
special.

Here is a list of December holidav 

fare:

times 

Various 

throughout 

the 
month: The Nutcracker, PBS. The 
Tchaikovsky ballet performed by 
MikhaiJ Baryshnikov and the Amer­
ican Ballet Theatre premiered in 
1976 and has become a TV classic.

Dec. 18: A Very Brady Christ­
mas, CBS. Reunites the family that 
has achieved cult status in syndicat­
ed reruns. Snap out of it! Go carol­
ing, knit a sweater, take food to the 
homeless.

Dec. 19: The Little Match Girl, 
NBC. A repeat of last year’s surpris­
ingly good movie starring Keshia 
Knight-Pulliam (The Cosby Show) 
in the title role.

Dec. 19: Christmas in Aspen, 
CBS. John Denver is host. Watch it 
from the BMW, dahling.

Dec. 20: Frosty the Snowman, 
CBS. The 1969 animated perennial, 
narrated by Jimmy Durante. Fol­
lowed by How the Grinch Stole 
Christmas, first broadcast in 1966, a 
Dr. Seuss classic narrated by Boris 
Karloff.

Dec. 21: Pee Wee's Playhouse 
Christmas Special, CBS. Pec Wee 
Herman gets his own one-hour spe­
cial. Celebrity guests who visit the 
playhouse include Grace Jones, Joan 
Rivers, Charo, Oprah Winfrey, k.d. 
lang and Dinah Shore, among oth­
ers. Be hip or have headache remed­
ies ready.

Dec. 21: Christmas in Washing­
ton, NBC. James Stewart is host of 
this holiday music special, featuring 
soprano Kathleen Battle.

Dec. 21: A Child's Christmas in 
Wales, PBS. A repeat of the lovely 
1987 film of the Dylan Thomas re­
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Dec. 22: Season’s Greetings, Arts 

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Wish You a Merry Christmas.

Dec. 23: Season’s Greetings: An 
Evening With John Williams and 
the Boston Pops Orchestra, NBC. A 
musical special featuring Andy Wil­
liams, John Candy, Roberta Flack 
and Reba McEntire.

Dec. 23: One Magic Christmas, 
NBC, starring Mary Steenburgen 
and Harry Dean Stanton. A young 
mother regains her faith thanks to 
her daughter and an angel. Harry 
Dean Stanton as a Christmas angel?

Dec. 25: The Gift o f Love: A 
Christmas Story, CBS. A repeat. A 
woman whose life seems to be crum­
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Dec. 25: Christmas Snow, NBC. 
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Even The Jeffersons, for all of its noisome 
vapidity, gave Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 
more than an afterthought in the lousy de­
nouement.

By Mike Clark 
and Jeff Turrentine

Give Cosby two more seasons. 
Though still generally holding the 
No. 1 spot in the ratings, he’s not 
there every week as he used to be, 
and it’s generally assumed that The 
Cosby Show has seen its peak. The 
Big Man himself hasn’t flatly denied 
rumors that the show might grace­
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la Family Ties.

Which should make a lot of peo­
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and it’s a hard one not to like. His 
brand of humor draws from every­
day life; he has a unique way of cap­
turing moments that would normal­
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with a comic poignancy.

But everyday life isn’t always fun­
ny, and it indeed poses greater prob­
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it does. Conflict in the Huxtable 
house is almost invariably centered 
on such pressing issues as whether 
or not Theo deserves a car, or if 
ninth-grade Vanessa should be al­
lowed to go out on a date with an 
llth-grade boy.

It’s strange, considering Bill Cos­
by’s good track record on a variety 
of issues — including those pertain­
ing to educational systems, and pri­
marily those that concern black 
Americans. He’s publicly stated his 
feelings about apartheid, and he 
made a few ripples when he spoke to 
the press in the aftermath of the 
Tawana Brawlcy mess. He’s a phi­
lanthropist, he’s received an honor­
ary doctorate in education and he 
continues to be lauded for his work 
with children.

peal, and by the nature of the fact 
that it deals almost exclusively with 
black characters, Cosby is an ideal 
forum for at least the acknowledg­
ment — if not necessarily the in- 
depth discussion — of issues that di­
rectly affect black Americans.

But he won’t do it. The most 
widely respected black man in the 
country has yet to address any issue 
more important than who’s the best 
cook in the family, or something 
equally earth-shattering. While the 
real-life Cosby openly condemns the 
oppression of blacks in South Afri­
ca, the most his TV alter-ego can 
muster up is a surreptitiously placed 
anti-apartheid sticker on the back of 
Theo’s door.

In the same manner, Cosby’s Stir­
ling tribute to Martin Luther King 
Jr. consisted of a 15-second segment 
at one show’s end, in which the 
Huxtables, after another typically 
sunshine-filled day, huddled around 
the TV in silence to hear a replay of 
the “I Have a Dream” speech. No 
words were exchanged; all 
the 
viewer took in were the blank stares 
and the pre-recorded audio.

Surely Cosby and his writers 
thought this to be a “poignant” 
moment, but it was really more of a 
cop-out — a token gesture. Even 
The Jeffersons, for all of its noisome 
vapidity, gave King more than an

The Cosby Kids will never get Howard 
Beach-ed, because The 
a photo-negative version of the Donna 
Reed Show.

is just

But laurels from scholastic and 
ethnic communities aren’t all Cosby 
has. He’s got money. And more im­
portant, he’s got clout. His show, 
even though it isn’t the monolith it 
used to be, is still a Modern Ameri­
can Television Institution. NBC will 
give Cosby anything he wants; he re­
ally has that much power.

So why doesn’t he ask for any­
thing? The Cosby Show reaches a 
zillion people every Thursday night, 
and zillions more every day through 
syndication. His audience cuts 
across all racial, economic and dem­
ographic boundaries: They are men 
and women and children, black and 
white and Hispanic, wealthy and 
poor and in-between.

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ment.

Regardless of whether or not one 
believes Tawana Brawlcy’s rape sto­
ry, one must admit that the whole 
case opened up a lot of wounds we 
would like to have thought were 
healed long ago. The Howard Beach 
incident a few years back did much 
the same: It divided us according to 
our suspicions and insecurities — 
and like the Brawley case, we were 
forced in the end to leave the facts 
unanswered. A definite verdict in ei­
ther situation would have meant up­
roar; 
the nuance of uncertainty 
maintained the order.

Do the Huxtables — who live 
within subway distance of Howard 
Beach — not read the papers? As a

black family living in New York, are 
they in no way affected by these 
events? Don’t be absurd, you say, 
the Huxtables are make-believe, and 
those things didn’t happen in “their 
world.” So the world of Cliff and 
Claire Huxtable must be a world 
without Howard Beaches, without 
Tawana Brawleys, without those an­
noying reminders of intolerance.

It’d be great if we could chalk up 
The Cosby Show as fantasy and 
leave it at that. But what about 
Theo’s anti-apartheid sticker and 
the MLK bit? In spite of their weak­
ness, they’re evidence that Hux- 
tablcland is supposed to be in the 
real world. And it’s not.

And it’s not like the Huxtables 
have to man the barricades of the 
next revolution, or even talk about 
it. Cosby doesn’t have to be Norman 
Lear, self-conscious about his con­
science. Nobody expects a half-hour 
sitcom to address racial violence or 
apartheid or economic deprivation 
head on.

them what 

But one of the premises of Cos­
by’s popularity is that he’s a role 
model for young blacks, and in or­
der to be a role model, he has to 
show 
the Huxtables 
would do if they were confronted by 
these things. What would Saundra 
do if Alvin left her to raise their 
baby alone, like too many black fa­
thers? What if one of Thco’s bud­
dies got into gang or drug trouble? 
What if Rudy got taunted by some 
racist toddlers?

You can bet your Ultra-Sheen 
that the real-life wealthy, two-career 
black families of seven in Brooklyn 
Heights have to put up with this 
stuff every day. And that’s not even 
close to the struggle for survival that 
goes on in real inner-city black 
America.

But then, of course the Cosby 
Kids will never get Howard Beach­
ed, because Cosby is just a photo­
negative version of the Donna Reed 
Show. Same doctor who works at 
home, same endlessly cheery mom, 
same kids. Just darker. On the old 
’50s shows, you might see one black 
couple at a party scene with fifty 
white ones. On Cosby, the propor­
tions are reversed.

Sure, on its face, this in itself is a 
statement. But of what? That blacks 
can have the same dopey, unrealistic 
pseudo-middle-class values as white 
people? That they can feel equally 
frustrated when they fail to attain 
the perfection of their sitcom apfl-

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cook in the family, or something equally 
earth-shattering.

ogues? Multi-cultural corruption is 
corruption all the same.

So, you may ask, why pick on 
Cosby and not Alan Thicke or Mi­
chael J. Fox? Aren’t their shows just 
as false? Sure they are. This whole 
trend of smiley professional moms is 
a grievous insult to the women of 
America, just as the noxious Who's 
the Boss? is a shuck that short­
changes innumerable single parents. 
Foolish values abound in our televi­
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But theyTe basically white foolish 
values. As horrifying as the thought 
may be, there are undoubtedly fami­
lies just like the Keatons and the 
Sea vers. And the ideal that these 
shows postulate is not one that they 
created 
they are merely reactions 
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Can we say the same about the 
Huxtables? Of course not. Whatever 
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America are, they sure aren’t repre­
sented 
the Donna Reed ’50s 
retreads of today’s television. Even 
if one thinks that assimilation is 
equality — and many, many think­
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the Huxtable tableaux indicate, that 
today’s America can 
blacks 
blithely cruise 
through a world 
where they’re never outnumbered, 
never second-class, never oppressed, 
never challenged because of their 
race? Hardly.

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Nifty Christmas specials define 
trae meaning of winter holidays

By Kevin McHargue

Smart people say television is a vast waste­
land. That’s not true at Christmas. During the 
holidays, television is a vast frozen tundra.

The sfpjiH screen offers so much enjoyment 
in December, it’s hard to imagine having time 
for anyth ing else. Except maybe spending 
time with your family and opening boxes and 
stuff, but you can only sing The 12 Days o f 
Christmas so many times before somebody 
gets hurt.

After a while, you have to find the remote 

control and start clicking.

For the traditionalists, video stores offer a 
taped fire. You can enjoy the crackling glow 
of a yule log without the mess and bother. 
And, of course, without the warmth. But 
who’s complaining?

When you get tired of rewinding the fire, 
it’s tim e to switch to some old-fashioned tele­
vised merriment. Bob Hope will gladly oblige 
with his annual seasonal special, featuring a 
veritable pantheon of holiday characters, like 
Santa Claus, Rudolph and the three Wise 
Men.

Well, actually, none of them will be there. 
But Bob will have Don Johnson and Orel 
Hershiser. Weren’t they in the Christmas 
pageant somehwere?

It’s all worth it just to see Bob Hope while 
he’s still ambulatory, especially when he’s not 
prostituting himself for legally bankrupt oil 
companies or morally bankrupt politicians.

McTELEVlSION

If that doesn’t warm the cockles of your 
heart (whatever “cockles” are), then you can 
turn to the Brady Bunch Christmas special. Of 
course, it’s not quite the same as syndication. 
No one wears clothes fashioned from the pelts 
of giant plaid monsters.

What’s more, the playful gender battles of 
the original show will probably be replaced 
with the aches, pains and whines of a bunch of 
aging child actors who couldn’t even get on 
Love Boat.

Keshia Knight-Pulliam is still a child, albeit 
an irritatin g one. Her virtuoso rendition of 
The Little Match Girl will once again grace 
holiday screens. But some militant viewers 
have threatened to boycott the broadcast until 
Knight-Pulliam gets a shorter name and stops 
growing.

And what would Christmas be without Pee 
Wee Herman? Well, it would probably be 
pretty much the same, but let’s not risk it. He 
will be spending a hip holiday with Grace 
Jones and Dinah Shore. Oh, good. Dinah can 
teach us all how to make lasagna with Ameri­

What celebration of the birth of Jesus would be complete without Earnest’s TV special?

can cheese and Grace can ask all the kids if 
they know what “dominatrix” means.

But the crowning moment of any holiday 
season is to see what new version of Charles 
Dickens’ A Christmas Carol will come out. 
Bill Murray has already thrown us the yuppie- 
bashing Scrooged, and CBS will keep up with 
a rerun of the “all-star” rendition.

CBS’ special illustrates the basic principle 
that movies called “all-star” usually aren’t. In 
reality, there are usually a high quantity of 
non-stars snuck into the cast, even in the lead 
roles. Of course, Susannah York may be a 
“star” under some definitions:

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Otherwise, the only big name in CBS’ 
Scroogefest is George C. Scott, a lone crusader 
who became known as Hollywood’s con­
science by refusing an Oscar. Then he went 
on to a career in such high-minded ventures as 
Day o f the Dolphins, Hardcore ami the Fox 
Network’s Hail to the Chief, which even Ru­
pert Murdoch found banal.

Of course, you could leave the television 
set. Go visit old people. Decorate a tree. L i­
berate some reindeer from the zoo. Enjoy 
warm moments with your family. But then 
again, that just wouldn't feel like Christmas.

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New year may hold big surprises 
for Gary Coleman and Andy Gibb

By Rob Walker

As 1988 dwindles away, and Dick 
Clark counts down to the beginning 
of yet another fun-filled year of par­
ties and music and Twister, many of 
us at home will be wondering what 
the future the holds for some of our 
favonte Hollywood stars and the 
cool people they hang out with.

Well, wonder no longer. Be pa­
tient as I gaze into my Entertain­
ment Crystal Ball, and the future of 
our heroes becomes clear:

(J2 will have its own Saturday 
morning cartoon series. For 
the 
show, a fifth member will be added 
to their wacky crew: a flying me­
chanical dog named either Tater, 
fly 
Sparky or Clover. They’ll 
around the world in a hovercraft 
shaped like a black leather vest, 
landing 
in a new country evcrv 
week. The boys will then assimilate 
that country’s music and culture, 
and explain it back to the natives in 
clear, concise, easy-to-undcrstand 
language.
Also 

the world of music, 
R.E.M. will tour the world playing

in 

Berke Breathed will 
resort to eliminating 
all Bloom County 
characters except 
Opus’ nose.

sold-out stadium dates everywhere; 
their album Green will sell 24 mil­
lion copies; they will appear on the 
cover of Time magazine; they will 
be interviewed by Barbara Walters; 
they will release a triple live album. 
And they will still be considered an 
“underground” band.

Bret Easton Ellis, Tama 
Janowitz and Jay Mclnemey will 
form a rock band. T hey will play 
Knack covers.

Dan Quaylc will host a game

show for the Fox Network.

The Austin Chronicle will begin 
to print their entire magazine in 
brown ink every week.

In the ever-popular world of trash

TV, Oprah Winfrey will devote an 
hour to examining the sexual prob­
lems of bearded ladies and other 
circus freaks. Geraklo Rivera will 
devote an hour to examing the sexu­
al problems of Oprah Winfrey and 
other circus freaks. Phil Donahue 
will devote an hour to examining 
Gcraldo Rivera’s mustache.

Elvis Presley sightings, mean­
while, will go out of style. Instead, 
Andy Gibb sightings will sweep the 
nation.

Gary Coleman will begin pop­
ping up at Chinese 
restaurants 
across the nation, complaining bit­
terly of poor service and a wasted 
life, while rudely demanding three 
cherry Cokes with no 
ice and 
“ NOW, please.”

Berke Breathed will experiment 
briefly with a new style of cartoon­
ing that relies only on endless strings 
of shouting, screaming and yelling. 
When this fails, he will resort to

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already?)

Desperate to achieve his fabled 
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an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and 
Tony in a five-year span), Phillip 
Michael Thomas will attempt to 
prevent by force anyone else from 
appearing on any television show, 
album, Film or Broadway produc­
tion. He will succeed in this, but 
will still receive none of the awards 
he sought.

Brian “The Boz’’ Bosworth will 

go bald.

Mr. T will replace Bill Cosby in 
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Show. After a brief legal battle, Cos­
by is recast as Theo, and all the 
female roles are played, through the 
magic of 
trick photography, by 
What's Happenm's Shirley Hemp­
hill.

Miller Lite will release a full- 
length 
feature movie — Tastes 
Great, Less Filhng — starring Eric 
Clapton, Joe Piscopo, John Mad­
den, Phil Collins and all those other 
saps.

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of Arkansas, Oklahoma, New Mexi­
co and eventually the entire nation 
will be driven into a bitter fury over 
not being invited to the party dis­
cussed by Randy Quaid on those 
“We’re Havin’ A Party” ads. The 
citizenry will attempt to crash Tex­
as’ party, plunging the nation into 
long and bloody civil war.

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Raising Arizona 
MAX (cable 14)
11 p.m. Sat.

I don’t want to write this.
Don’t take that the wrong way. 
Raising Arizona is a wonderful mov­
ie. It’s funny; it’s clever; it’s fast- 
moving; and it doesn’t have Burgess 
Meredith in it at all. Not even in a 
cameo role.

The reason I don’t want to write 
this is that it’s been a lousy week. 
I ’ve got 
two papers due, work 
backed up on my desk from here to 
Oklahoma and a temperature of 100 
degrees. (That’s Fahrenheit; if it 
were Celsius, I would explode, like 
those aliens on War o f the Worlds. 
Gross.) On top of that, I’ve got to 
take more time out to tell you what a 
yuk-fest this movie is.

Well, at least it is a yuk-fest. 
That’s comforting. It’s not like some 
of those movies, where they pretend 
to be funny and clever and all, and 
then you plunk down five bucks (or 
10, if you take your squeeze along) 
and it turns out to be some string of 
stupid gags acted out by some aging, 
gap-toothed comedienne or some 
such. Gross.

Raising Arizona will not let you 
down like that. The film blends 
overtly funny physical comedy with 
some drier asides at the world of 
trailer homes and unpainted furni­
ture, and the results are hilarious.

If nothing else, it’s worth it to see 
the 
incomparably beautiful Holly 
Hunter as a slightly unbalanced 
deadpan cop. Of course, it is some­
what difficult for me to watch Holly 
now, because it always reminds me 
of last year’s Oscars, when they 
cheated her out of her well-deserved 
Best Actress accolade.

I mean, Cher was great, but there 
was just no contest. Go back to the 
gym, babe. Give Holly the recogni­
tion she deserves.

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TV WATCH EXAM WEEK EXTRA DECEMBER 19,1988 11

MORAL VOID □ □

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Is it the role 
of television 
to be socially 
conscious?

By Robert Wilonsky

f television is the “air 
■ I B we breathe,” as so 
I B many cntics have said, 
then it is neither pure 
nor fresh. Indeed, it is often down­
right foul, polluted with garbage in 
the guise of prime-time network 
programming with canned 
laugh 
tracks and equally life-like actors. 
Revolutionary the medium is not, at 
least not since such giants as Fred 
Silverman and Aaron Spelling be­
came rulers of a medium they began 
to fill with frothy, filthy shows that 
relied on hemlines (or lack thereof) 
as opposed to plotlines.

Ah, but is it not easy to despise 
television, or — as Horace 
Newcomb, chairman of the Depart­
ment of Radio-Television-Film here 
at the University, says — “to write 
glibly” about televisión, making 
huge, sweeping generalizations? Af­
ter all, intellectuals (and pseudo-in­
tellectuals) have been attacking the 
medium since its creation.

As television critic Mark Crispin 
Miller writes in his Boxed In: The 
Culture o f TV, most intellectuals do 
not like television. Such critics as 
Frank Mankiewkz, Joel Swerdlow, 
Jerry Minder and Marie Winn have, 
in their respective books, attacked 
the relatively young medium and, in 
Mander’s case, even called for the 
“elimination of television,” as the 
title of his bode demands.

0 ewcom b, 

how ever, 
doesn’t see 
the Lear 
shows as having a pro­
found impact on soci­
ety, at least one greater than their 

complex. Certainly 
the Archie 
Bunker we saw at the end of that 
series was much different from the 
one in the beginning.”

faced is that television often refuses 
to take itself seriously, to make a 
statement and to realize its power.

Originally, the question presented 
to the critics interviewed for the ani­
de was, “Is television supposed to 
merely present social ills, or should 
it also provide solutions to the prob­
lems which it presents?” The basis 
for this came from an article written 
by Newcomb titled “Television as a 
Cultural Forum.” But ask a simple 
question, and get several not-so-sim­
ple answers.

To Marvin Kitman, Sewsday TV 
critic and author of I Am A VCR, 
television’s mission is not to solve 
any problems. Indeed, none of the 
four critics interviewed feels this; 
each places television's social re­
sponsibility in someone else’s lap, be 
it in the network, the viewer, the 
critic or the advertiser.

To Kitman, the networks are 
shirking their responsibility by in­
undating the medium with violent 
programming, which is especially 
troublesome to him because he 
thinks violence has become the most 
important part of the storytelling.

“The only thing I will attack TV 
for is that it does not recognize the 
pervasiveness of what it does. Its re­
sponsibility is that anybody will sec 
it. Television is a step-by-step of 
how to commit a murder," Kitman 
says, with more than a little indigna­
tion. “It’s gratuitous, not art. TV is 
an open-air forum of ideas, but it 
only lakes one nut, and that’s what

you have to restrict — not that it’s a 
responsibility for TV to do any­
thing, but to have at least a moral 
sense. I think that it should engen­
der a social responsibility because 
the absence of it creates greater 
damage."

ewcomb strongly disa
■ |k| B grccs with Kitman
■ I ^ B Newcomb secs the telc-
B H H H w vision programs erf the
1950s as revolving around violence 
more than the shows of today do. 
is more violent, 
“What we see 
there’s no question; it’s more explic­
it.

“On The Equalizer and on Wise- 
guy, they have very strong stones 
and violence is integral to them; 
they are saying we live in a very vio­
lent world, but in many ways what 
the stones are about is how these 
main characters react to that and 
deal with that and the anguish with 
which they often deal with it. That 
to me is different from the ’50s west­
erns where you knew every week 
you were going to have a violent epi­
sode."

At the same time, Newcomb also 
sees those ’50s westerns as having 
very strong moral and social state­
ments — “more powerful than, in 
some ways, the very explicit social 
commentary we got in the ’70s with 
the [Norman) Lear shows and so 
forth.” Newcomb even cites CBS’

The Equalizer, in which a “hired 
gun” aids the oppressed each week, 
as being a scathing indictment of 
American foreign policy, but that 
show could not exist without the 
late-’50s western Have Gun, Will 
Travel, which had the same running 
plotline.

During the ’50s and into the ’60s, 
television began to discover it had a 
social conscience. Such shows as 
Martin and Rowan's Laugh-In, 
Route 66, Star Trek and The 
Smothers Brothers were, by the 
standards of the day, nsquc in their 
often heavily disguised) attacks on 
the Establishment or society.

“ If you look back as early as the 
late ’50s, you’ll sec a lot of social 
responsibility,” Newcomb 
says; 
“certainly all through the ’60s with 
shows like The Defenders and East 
Side, West Side and a lot of the 
westerns that were anthologies using 
the westerns as a disguise to deal 
with racial discrimination, to deal 
with all sorts of other issues."

Throughout 

television’s 40-year 
existence, perhaps no decade has 
been as socially aware as the 1970s, 
when producer Norman Lear 
unleashed on the American public 
controversial (at least for the times) 
shows like All m the Family, The 
Jeffersons and Good Times. Those 
shows openly approached such top­
ics as racism, homosexuality, abor­
tion and birth control in front of 
millions of unsuspecting viewers for 
the first time.

predecessors or successors have had 
or are having. “Certainly Lear 
brought this stuff to the surface a lot 
more than some people had, but 
when I look at those shows now, 
they don’t hold up that well. Cer­
tainly the Lear shows were very ex­
plicit, but think it’s still going on," 
Newcomb says.

in some of 

“I think that Cagney and Lacey is 
an enormous social statement, per­
haps as powerful and as profound as 
anything in the ’70s. I think that 
Magnum, P.I., 
its 
moments, in dealing with Vietnam, 
was a very profound show,” he 
adds. “Designmg Women I think is 
a very strong feminist statement. If 
you think back to Hill Street Blues 
and St. Elsewhere, the MTM seri­
als, those shows were very powerful 
commentary, more so for my money 
than the Lear shows because I hap­
pen to like that kind of narrative 
complexity and the way in which we 
take a more complex view to social 
issues.”

To Newcomb, the Lear shows 
were like little didactic aphorisms — 
“little fables, you get a little one- 
liner or something like that. Now 
over the period of a number of 
years, you get the buildup of a world 
around those characters, and that 
does make them richer and more

ways lost. When we started watch­
ing Perry Mason and all the law 
shows in the ’60s, we assumed ev­
eryone was rooting for Perry Mason, 
[but] when people watch law shows 
now, they are rooting for the bad 
guys to get off — they have survey 
groups [which verify this]. That’s a 
different thing in our society.”

But if television is in such bad 
shape, as Kitman seems to be saying 
(at one point, he said the networks 
just “throw shit against the wall and 
see what sticks”), then what will 
redeem the medium? According to 
Dallas Times Herald television critic 
David Zura wick, cable channels like 
C-SPAN and CNN, the only two 
“all-news” networks, are the saviors 
of television. Yet he still believes it’s 
“terrible when television news starts 
presenting a solution.”

“As Fred Friendly said, journal­
ism is a non-educated profession. 
We have a Capra-esque view that the 
less the specialization, the better a 
reporter is. It’s irresponsible when 
you get solutions. But network 
news’ only responsibility is not to 
mirror reality — and it’s a frighten­
ing reality, if we are supposed to be­
lieve it, all white and happy.” 

Kitman will take it one step fur­
ther and say that people are not in­
terested in the news, and for the 
most part, Newcomb will agree. 
Kitman believes “the whole genera­
tion is not accepting news, and on

See Television, page 12

0 itman, however, holds 

a much different opin­
ion of television from 
Newcomb’s, one that’s 
much more pessimistic; after spend­

ing 30 minutes on the phone with 
him, it’s easy to get the impression 
that television has become a dismal 
abyss into which society is slowly 
sinking. Kitman calls his view “real­
istic.” Where Newcomb still sees 
TV as a cultural forum, Kitman 
views it as an amoralistic medium; 
he even divides his book into sec­
tions 
titled “ Drugs,” “The Sex 
Tapes” parts I, II and III, and “Vio­
lence.”

“On television, there is presently 
a lack of morality, having no atti­
tude toward good and bad, which 
you see continually in the crime 
shows,” Kitman asserts. “We grew 
up always knowing who the good 
guy was — he always wore a white 
hat. And crime doesn’t pay — that 
was one of the basic tenets of TV, 
unlike today, where they’re glorify­
ing violence and drug pushing on 
shows like Miami Vice. That is rela­
tively new.

“ In the old days, the bad guys al­

I B K 

ut why does television 
draw such hatred and 
loathing from Amcri- 
B B can 
intelligentsia? 
There are several reasons, which 
range from “using the medium as a 
whipping boy to show their off their 
(as 
intellectual prowess” 
own 
Newcomb says of Miller) to a dislike 
of the frivolous, to the networks’ 
being controlled by the advertisers. 
But the foremost cause for the dis­
like erf TV by the critics — both aca­
demic and popular — that has sur­

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R e c o m m e n d e d

Okay, you’re done with all your 
tests, all your papers, all your ex­
cuses. Now what?

Rent Beetle juice.
No, really! It’s the perfect holiday 
entertainment. Just run down to 
Sound Warehouse (or wherever — 
this thing is everywhere) and check 
it out. Rent a VCR if necessary. Af­
ter all, you don't have anything to 
do until at least January.

Think about it. But not too hard, 
because your head might very well 
explode.

Which, incidentally, brings me to 
the movie. I t’s a whole lot of fun. 
See, Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin 
die. Only, they don’t know how to 
act dead, because they’ve never died 
before. Eventually, 
they 
learn that life as dead persons is ad­
ministered through a slow-moving 
beauracracy 
registration 
(imagine 
with an arrow through your throat 
or something).

though, 

Anyway, these really New York- 
tacky people, the Deetzes (led by 
Catherine O ’Hara and Jeffrey Jones) 
move into Geena and Alec’s cool old

house and try to turn it into some­
thing out of Satan's Architectural 
Digest. Alec and Geena are under­
standably mortified, so they enlist 
the help of the rogue (but nonethe­
less blithe i spirit Betelgeuse.

Problem: Betelgeuse, while he can 
get rid of the disgusting Deetz clan, 
would in the process take all the nice 
people corpses along with 
them
straight to hell. The film ends with 
... Well rent the damn thing and 
find out for yourself.

It's a highly entertaining movie, 
with Michael Keaton in the title role 
impressive
really 
showing. O ’Hara shines too in the 
role of Delia Deetz.

putting on an 

And director Tim Burton (Pee
W ee’s Big Adventure) shows that he 
is one of the more interesting visual 
stylists 
in Hollywood today: both
the real world and the afterlife are 
full of obscenely bright colors and 
bizarre, disorienting sets.

And if nothing else, Beetle juice 

makes a great stocking stuffer.

— Steve Crawford

Television, from page 11

the whole 
... [people] don’t trust 
Brokaw and Jennings and Rather. 
They see them say, ‘That’s the way 
it is’ when they can see that’s not the 
way it is. How do they all come up 
with the same way the world is every 
night? It never explains why this 
crazy world is going on — how come 
they don’t say anything?”

Why should thev? After all, as 
Zurawick contends, we’ll believe 
anything. He brings up a controver­
sial Dallas 
television show called 
Blues, which aired this summer and 
documented the life of Dallas police 
officers. In it, the cops — Kitman’s 
good guys with the white hat — 
were just that: white; most of the 
men and women shown being arrest­
ed on camera were not.

“ TV, if it’s not careful in present­
ing a problem, can create a larger 
problem,” Zurawick says. “ TV cre­
ates a reality of its own — even non- 
fiction television — when it presents 
something. TV can virtually take 
anyone off the street, set him in blue 
suit and white shirt, sav they’re an 
expert, and we’d believe it. We'd 
never question it.” If we do indeed 
know “dick about 
television,” as 
Zurawick says, then what we don’t 
know could very well hurt us.

This all brings us back to the 
question of where does the responsi­
bility lie? Who should be providing 
the audience with the “ politically 
and socially correct” messages? To a 
great extent, the networks are doing 
it, says Newcomb. But under capi­
talism, he asks, is there any respon­
sibility?

“ The networks’ responsibility as 
they see it is to their shareholders, 
not to the audience; it’s to make 
money.” However, he says, “ I think 
their responsibility is to tell the best 
story possible, to hire the most cre­
ative people and to continue to try to 
tell good stories. I’m a great believer 
in the assumption that stones have a 
lot to do with the human experience; 
we all literally need fiction. I still see

the primary function of television as 
the provision of fictional entertain­
ment in this country, in this system
and so on.”

Miller also subscribes to the view­
point that the networks are dominat­
ed by sponsors. The networks are 
filled with “ propaganda” that must 
“thus permeate the atmosphere.” 
The American consumer can no 
longer tell apart the shows from the 
ads, the Sonny Crocketts from the 
fashion models, says Miller.

It is then up to the television crit­
ic, says Zurawick, who places the 
social responsibilities squarely upon 
the shoulders of the men and women 
behind the typewriters or comput­
ers , as well as on those behind the 
scenes.

an ti-e d u c a tio n , 

Part of the problem, Zurawick 
says, “ is that popular television crit­
icism — newspapers and magazines, 
as opposed to to scholarly criticism 
— is so bad and so often unin­
a n ti­
form ed, 
thought, anti-anythmg. This shows 
that the makers of the shows them­
selves, the producers, have responsi­
bilities beyond making shows that 
aren’t offensive in a series of ways; 
the 
have 
shouldn’t be limited.

responsibility 

thev 

“ Popular criticism should help 
the reader to read the text of the 
shows. The problem is, critics don’t 
do that, so the messages come at the 
viewer raw — the viewer is easy 
pickings. If you’re making sitcoms 
in the 1950s and '60s and the biggest 
joy in the lives of everv woman in 
those shows is to hear her husband’s 
footsteps in the door ... if you made 
these shows for 10 years and a gener­
ation of women grew up watching 
these shows believing this is the way 
they should behave, I have a bigger 
responsibility to explain it to people 
that 
the way women 
should behave. I think that’s the 
way the system should work.”

that’s not 

Again, Newcomb agrees with Zu­

rawick — or at least he used to.

“When I was working as a televi­
sion critic [at The Baltimore SunJ, I

To Newcomb, 

was taking the line very much that 
it’s the critic’s job to educate ... I 
took the position that the role of the 
critic is very much like the role of 
the teacher, using different strategy 
and a different rhetonc and so on. 
But I was trying to get people to see 
television in some complexity.”
television 

is a 
“ central storytelling system ,” which 
he compares to campfire tales, the 
penny press of the 19th century, the 
American novel or early film. It is in 
these places that society learns about 
itself and 
in. 
the world 
Newcomb maintains these stories 
might be written or presented as 
non-fiction pieces of lournalism or 
— more important — as fictional 
works. In this electronic age, televi­
sion fulfills that function.
function of 

system, 
Newcomb says, “ is to continue to 
throw up maior issues that confront 
the society; throw them up in the 
form of fiction; in many ways, to put 
them out there in a form that’s not 
necessarily non-threatening but in a 
way that’s sort of askew.”

lives 

that 

A 

it 

“ Now, I may have said 1 don’t 
think 
to 
it’s television’s function 
solve those [problems in “ Television 
as a Cultural Forum ” ], but by that I 
don't mean television should avoid 
c o n s e q u e n c e , ” 
de a l i n g wi t h 
Newcomb continues. "W hat I mean 
is that that's the way television is: It 
works bv presenting these things, 
and the issues are going to be dealt 
with and solved in personal decision 
and political debate and policy for­
mulation and policy 
implementa­
tion. Fictional systems don’t do 
that; fictional systems present ideas, 
point of view, perspectives. I hap­
pen to think television is not as con­
servative as some people do; I think 
that it presents issues from multiple 
perspectives.

“Television allows us to entertain 
those ideas in a sense that's non­
threatening, but is still provocative, 
and allows us to consider alterna­
tives to the way things are. T hat’s 
what I mean by the cultural forum.”

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the choices. How could two old men 
like Marcus W elby and Bob Hope 
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Bears and the Vikings thrashing it 
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the game starts. 1 mean, go out of 
your way to be far from the T V until 
game time. Stock up on beer or 
whatever else turns you on. But 
what ever you do, don't watch that 
wimpy Brian Boitano skate around 
“ oh so gracefully” in black tights 
and a $50 haircut on his own hour- 
long special. W ho gives a shit it he 
won a couple oí gold medals? The 
guy is a wimp and wouldn’t last five 
minutes in a real sport.
— (.hnstian “II vou only knew how 
ironic my name is ” McDonald.

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0 * * MOVIE TARZAN THE A P I M AN (1981)
Bo Derek V ies 0 Keefe An incredibly 
voluptuous Jane goes in search of her !o” g ost 
explorer *ather in Africa and encounters 
adventure and a beefcake who swings from 
vines R

7:30 pm

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some unsettling news Kate tries to cope with 
her bouncy bubbly new roommate g 
0 PATTY DUKE Do You Trust Your Daughter7 
Circumstantial evidence suggests that Patty 
missed curtew and she tries to prove she came 
m on time
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The Everglades re home to over 300 species of 
birds
0 NFL TRIVIA GAME

8:00 pm

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made worse when a gunman takes the FYI staff 
hostage and forces Murphy to read his demands 
on the 
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Váings (L)
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Hays Pamela Stephenson A famous TV 
newscaster thinks he s uncovered a spy 
conspiracy Shortly thereaher he fmcs himself 
accused oí the murder of his wife 
O ® DISCOVER WORLO OF SCIENCE (1988i 
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Australia to 'eo-0 the aerodynamics boome-ang 
throwing and scientific -easons w h y woo 
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videos and interviews recording s’ars 
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Crawford Dana Andrews A woman must choose 
between two men m her life each offering a 
different k,nd of love NR 
0 PRIME TIME WRESTLING 
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quite according to plan when the triplets a'e 
selected for a television commercial 
0 MOVIE CHAUTAUQUA GIRL (1983) Janet 
laine Green Terence Kelly A period piece set in 
the 1920s which follows the adventures of a 
Chautauqua organizer and captures the 
•xattmeru ot the traveling Ctvautauowa.si>ow& »

© I'M A FOOL 197" Ron Howard Amy Irving 
Based on a snor’ story by Sherwood Anderson 
a hap'ess young mar pre’ends to be a 
mtii-oname to impress a g,r during me 
Depression era NR
© ORPHANS OF THE WILO Waterb.rds Cruise 
along the Zampez River to study aquatic birds 
and animals
© OUR CENTURY HIZZONER THE MAYOR T h e
ie and times of *wo dynamic New York City 
mayors ’mm success to scandal make up a 
coiorfu! study of polit ra opposites 
© SKATE AMERICA Exh Dition Of Champior s 
© PARIS NIGHTS HERCULE AT THE FEET OF 
OMPHALE
© * * * * * MOVIE SHALL WE DANCE H937 
Fred Astaire Ginger Rogers When a famous 
ballet dance- and a ieadmg -evue artist pretend 
to be married they are forced to make " true 
NR

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Charlene that she win be better off if her 
boyfriend sows some more wild oats before they 
commit to each other in manage g 
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holiday memories, food, and music with host 
Sylvia
0 DONNA REEO Alt Women- are Dangerous * -

Two pret’y classmates independently maneuver 
Jet* into asKing them to the twist party 
© WILDLIFE CHRONICLES Reso-t for Reptiles 
Take a trip to Studiand Health a popular 
vacation spot and nature reserve where Britain s 
native reptile spe es thrive 
© PLAYBOY S 35TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL 
■ 19881 Look back on me ast 35 years and see 
how Playboy has bom mirrored and affected 
sexua attitudes m America Featuring candid ra * 
with He? NR
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Sheen. D B Sweeney Once you get a tas'e o? 
the good life 
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9:00 pm

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< T988 Featured are guest stars Anne V jrray 
the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Russian musicia" 
Alexander Grotsky the Aspen Dickens Carolers 
and Cassandra Denver
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world As man learned of plants and tamed 
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0 * * * * * MOVIE A CLOCKWORK ORANGE 
(197<)*MBieolmr McBowefr Adrwrme Com ' •

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T U N E IN

Bonnie and Clyde 
K B V O (Ch. 5, cable 42)
8 p.m.

Don’t want to be trite — I hate 
Christmas, after ail — but this is one 
of those movies that can be seen 
again and again. The love story of 
depression-era outlaws Clyde Bar­
row and Bonnie Parker makes for a 
powerful story.

Faye Dunaway and Gary Hart 
buddy Warren Beatty are at their 
sexiest and handsomest, respectively 
— although I do wish they wouldn’t 
edit the hell out of that early scene 
where Bonnie looks out the window 
and sees Clyde trying to steal the 
family car.

This 1967 classic was directed by- 
Arthur Penn, who went on to make 
L ittle Big Man and The Missouri 
Breaks before making some not-so- 
good Films in recent years.

The slo-motion death scene is ter­

rific.

— Andres Eguiguren

PRIME TIME

7:00 pm

P G 1 3 

MOVIE HIGH TI0E (1 9 8 7 ) J u d y Davis,

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Pat O 'B rien h o s t s N R 
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VIC (1 9 8 5 ) T o m Conti. H elen M irren A teacher 
at a Catholic sc h o o l is declared a saint after he 
is su d d e n ly cu re d of a m alig n an t tu m o r P G 1 3 
m JACK THOMPSON DOWN UNDER O ld H orse 
In sp ire s an W o m a n An old h o rse in sp ire s an 
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ffi + * * MOVIE JEREMIAH JOHNSON (1972)
Robert Redford, Will Geer A Mexican-American 
War soldier escapes to the mountains of Utah 
only to face new battles with nature and hostile 
Indians PG
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the week after Christmas and little Happy, the 
baby who will begin the new year, is missing 
Can Rudolph find him in time7 NR

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• COLLEGE BASKETBALL BYU vs Utah State
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• TATTERTOWN
• * * '* MOVIE BUCK BEAUTY (1971) Mark 
Lester Walter Slezak Classic tale of a 
magnificent 'wild horse that could not be tamed 
G
• AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL AIR SHOW
Features over 75 Aircraft Billed as the largest 
non military airshow m Australia, this biennial 
event features more than 75 aircraft
• LIVING DANGEROUSLY Heroic story of the 
men of the 8th Air Force, who flew their B17s 
into glory in the daytime raids over Germany in 
W W Ii
• * * MOVIE SUMMfR HUT (1987) Lon 
Singer, Anthony Edwards A young wife and 
mother m an Eastern farming community during 
the 30s enters a passionate affair with a 
handsome newcomer that results in tragedy R
• MOVIE BUSH CHRISTMAS (1974) John 
Ewart. John Howard Three kids and an 
aborigine farm hand track two hoorse thieves 
during the days before Christmas NR

6:30 pm

• • HOOPERMAN Already despondent over 
Susan s departure. Harry becomes more so 
when his dog Bitoux runs away He goes on TV

to plead tor Bgoux s return g
• 0 B A 6 Y BOOM J C tries to prepare for 
Elizabeth s first Christmas while refereeing 
Fritz s attempt to salvage his strained marriage 
to Laura (Tippi Hedren)
0 NEW COUNTRY
• DONNA REID Day of a Hero Male ego gets 
Jeff into a pinch when he asks two girls to the 
senior prom
• AMERICA UNDERCOVER: TRANSPUNT Q 
Q PLAYMATES WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
(1988) This program offers an update on five 
popular Playmates from Playboy s past NR

9:00 pm

• ® WISEGUY Another side of Eh Sternberg 
is revealed when his son is reported missing on 
an overseas business trip Pmzolo and 
Sternberg s tango becomes deadly Q
0 0 CHINA BEACH Christmas comes to 
wartime Vietnam as Red Cross elves visit 
remote fire bases, the medical team endures a 
chaotic 24 hours and Santa runs amok g
• » CHRISTMAS IN WASHINGTON Host 
Jam es Stewart welcomes an audience of 
government leaders, including his long time 
friends President and Mrs Reagan, to this 
traditional Christmas commemoration 
Metropolitan opera star Kathleen Battle, actress 
Shirley Jones, country singer Gary Morris, singer 
Vikki Carr, the U S Naval Academy Glee Club

and the U S Army Herald Trumpets perform to 
benefit the Children's Hospital National Medical 
Center in Washington D C 
Q 9 A CHRISTMAS CALENOAR (1987) Trace 
some of the best loved Christmas traditions to 
their origins in Germany and experience these 
traditions firsthand with host Loretta Swit
• NOTICIERO UNIVISION
0 * * > * MOVIE BUCK WIDOW (1986) Debra 
Winger Theresa Russell She mates And she 
kills Glamorous, sensual woman is every man s 
dream who becomes every man s nightmare 
Can a sexy Federal agent stop her’ R g 
0 CROOK ANO CHASE 
0 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
• NEWS
• ORESTEIA. LIBATION BEARERS (1980) Sean 
Baker David Bamber Orestes murders 
Ctytemnestra to avenge his father's death in this 
drama performed in masks to the beat of drums 
NR
0 SECRETS OF NATURE Animal Wonder Down 
Under Comparing two crocodile varieties
• WINSTON CHURCHILL: THE VAUANT 
YURS Gary Merrill, Richard Burton 
Montgomery and Patton pinch oft the Bulge as 
Churchill goes to Athens NR
0 HITCHHIKER: OUT OF THE NIGHT Q 
0 COLLEGE BASKETBALL Rhode Island vs 
UNÍV (L)

Bush Christmas 
Disney (cable 49) 
8 p.m.

As if wc didn’t have enough of 
this conservative wimp in the papers 
already, now we have to spend 
Christmas with him, his fat wife 
Barbara and his whiny grandchil­
dren. We’ll get to sec the Bushes sip 
$900 cartons of egg nog, paid for by 
the Pentagon with our tax dollars. 
Special guest star Jeanc Kirkpatrick 
will entertain us with her stirring 
song and dance version of Nonega 
the Snowman while Donald Trump 
reads ’Twas the Greedy Capitalist 
Night Before Christmas to some en­
thralled Young Conservatives of 
Texas members. Even the Gippcr 
himself will make an appearance on 
a sleigh driven by six tmy Chrysler». 
I’m )ust curious as to what the magic 
of Disney will do to these already 
lifelike cartoons

— “ Swingin' Bob" Ruggiero

P R I M

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7:00 pm

0 ® PEE WEE S PLAYHOUSE CHRISTMAS 
SPECIAL 11988) Pee wee opens rus magtcai 
playhouse to a sp arin g *rrjy gt crteboty 
guests including & »ce Jones Joan Rivers 
Oprah Wmfrey and Fr*nk¡e A ,a w Q
• • MOWING PAMS The Sea vrs hccay 
spim s tested when Ben brings home an 
unexpected guest to* Christmas E ve Q
• » IMSOLVfO MYSTERIES 
mat SCARECROW ANO MRS KING
• 9 MACHEN. IfHRER HEWSHOUR
• CHARLIE ANO COMPANY
• PRIMAVERA Qgi Zanchetla Fernando 
Canüo Novela de Venezuela
• * * * * * MOVIE MOSQUITO COAST , 1986. 
Ham son. FonJ Helen M*rren Part mveotor part 
rebei par family man a ii« Fo» s a comp¡e* 
man obsessed with the idea ot returning to a 
simpler way ot We PG Q
• NASHVN1I NOW
• MUROEH SHI WROTE
• TATTERTOWN
• * * * MOVIE JUST THE WAY YOU ARE
(1984» Kristy McNchol Michael Qrrtkean A 
young handicapped musician finds the love she 
has been rrvssmg «men she travels to a Frenen 
ski resor’ and puts her leg m a cast PG Q 
m CAGNEY ANO LACEY
• ORESTEIA. AGAMEMNON (1980) Sean 
Baker David Bamber Ctytemnestra kilts her 
husband for what she hcrtds to be valid reasons 
m this drama performed m masks to the beat o* 
drums NR
• TBA
• AUSTRALIA 200 years ago the first 
unwilling settlers 736 convicts, were landed at 
Sydney Cove In 1851 gold was discovered and 
freemen came to seek fortunes
• HOM E K A O SOUO PERFECT (1988) Randy 
Quatd Kathryn Harrow A hapless professional 
goffer must finally get it together tor the U S 
Open or risk losing everything NR Q
• COLLEGE BASKETBALL Wake Forest vs 
Duke ( I)
• PLAYBOY INTERVIEWS THE WRITERS A
more vaned group of artists would be hard to 
fmd. yet each shares enlightening experiences 
and mswhts into the craft of writing NR
• 6000 MORNING. MISS BUSS Hayiey Mills.
Dennis Haskins Came Bliss is a widowed 
teacher whose unusa1 methods inspire her 
students but sometimes disturb her 
straight laced principal

• ANTARCTICA THE GREENPEACE QUEST

7:06 pm

7*30 pm

• • HEAD Of THE CLASS When Dennis 
becomes the prize in a tug of war between the 
football coach and the principal. Charlie 
intervenes with a lesson m self determination (R)

• ROU. OUT
• PATTY OUKE Patty, the Psychic Patty 
appears to have psychic powers when she 
accurately predicts future events
• PLAYBOY LATE MONT (1968) This exciting 
cottage program features the sexy video I Wanna 
Be a Cowboy. Playmates Sharry Konopski and 
Ten Weigel and a look at Nude Maid Service
NR
• DANGER BAY The Only Way Up Is Down At

 16 TV WATCH E X A M W E E K EXTRA DECEMBER 19,

TU N E IN

Candid Camera Christmas

K T B C (Ch. 7, cable 2)
7 p.m.

Oh God, I can barely contain 
myself. The anticipation on Christ­
mas Eve is nothing compared to the 
excitement I felt when I saw this 
gem listed in the TV guide.

What could be more in keeping 
with the Christmas tradition than 
gathering around the TV and watch­
ing good ol’ Allen Funt play practi­
cal jokes on poor suckers? And bet­
ter yet, 
is hosted by Lynn 
Redgrave, the diet-food queen her­
self.

it 

Lighting the fire as Santa slides 
down the chimney, replacing Ru­
dolph’s nose with a burned-out 
bulb, and naked elves m a shopping 
mall are only a small fraction of the 
evening’ s hilarity. Set up the VCR 
and record this for the kids to watch 
for years to come, as this is destined 
to become a Christmas classic.

—

 K evin “Ho H o H o ” Hargis

PRIMETIME

7:00 pm
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O NASHVILLE NOW 
O MURDER. SHE WROTE 
O MR. E0 Ed the Beneficiary Ed Reads in the 
paper of a cat w ho is willed a great deal of 
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O CAGNEY ANO LACEY 
O wwww MOVIE THRONE OF BLOOD (1957)
Toshiro Mifune. Isuzu Yam ada Akira Kurosaw a s 
powerful film version of Shakespeare s Macbeth 
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a SAFARI Forest From the Daw n of Time A 
remarkable effusion to life, the rainforests of 
M alaysia support the most com plex biosystem 

the earth has ever known 
a THE EDGE ANO BEYOND It s a high tension 
clim b down limestone pits and an exciting 
downhill chase of m onoskiers and snow surfers 

in this week s edition 
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a THE BEST OF WALT DISNEY PRESENTS A 
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featured

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CONTACT (1 9 84 ) R oy Scheider, John Lithgow.
In the long awaited sequel to 2001, a team of 
American and Soviet scientists travels to Jupiter 
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a OURRELL IN RUSSIA Gerald Durreil 
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wildlife
® ELECTRIC BLUE. PUPPY LOVE

8:00 pm

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w him sical look at fam ily life in the 1 94 0 s PG 
a ® GOVERNOR REPORTS 
a VIDEO SOUL H ost Donnie S im p so n counts 
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videos and interviews recording stars 
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N icholson Meryl Streep. In Depression-era 
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to bridge the gap between the family of his past 
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country at an undetermined time period, the 
reading of books is strictly forbidden and 

readers are hunted by the authorities. NR 
a COLLEGE BASKETBALL Pittsburgh v s Florida 
(L)a MY THREE SONS Everyone s W orking for 

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Dodie out of a iam by roasting an endless 
supply of peanuts for a school sale, 
a * * * * MOVIE THE RIVER (1951) Patricia 
Walters, Nora Sw inburne An adolescent E nglish 

girl's com ing of age story is told against the 
exotic backdrop of post war India. N R

a BEYOND 2081 Stoppin g Credit Card Fraud A 
new Canoe, and an apple picking robot 

a MOVIE SEASON'S GREETINGS Anna 

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C hristm as with all the ingredients for d isse nsion 

and disaster
8 * * * MOVIE SISTER. SISTER (1 9 87 ) Eric 
Stoltz, Jennifer Ja so n Leigh Two sisters who 

run a shab by guest house in the Louisiana 
bayou share a secret It is revealed when a sexy, 

m ysterious stranger arrives R 

a * * MOVIE REVENGE OF THE NERDS 

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(1 988) Roxana Zal, L ouis Gossett Jr. Based on 
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experiences racial preiudice in their new hom e in 

W e st Virginia. N R

8:30 pm

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to cope with his sudden single status after his 
wife leaves him for his best friend, he visits a 

sin gle s' support group (R) 
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a DONNA REED W hat are Friends F o r? Jeff 
finds him self needing his friend, Smitty, when 
his father in sists he take out the daughter of a

visiting friend
a COLLEGE BASKETBALL W est Virginia vs 
UN C-Chanotte (L)
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JOKES

9:00 pm 

a « ABC NEWS SPECIAL BURNING 
QUESTIONS Putting Our Kids at R isk Anchor 
Paula Zahn takes an m depth look at the subject 
of nutrition and health Explore how the lack of 
proper diet can adversely affect our children and 

their future development as healthy adults 
O S L A LAW W hen a kinky w om a*1 buys 
Arme in a charity auction she intends to get her 

m o n e y 's worth (R) 
a ® MYSTERY! □
a NOTICIERO UNIVISION Edición Nocturna 
a CROOK ANO CHASE 
a SATURDAY NIGHT UVE 
a NEWS
a LATE SHAKESPEARE (1 988) Tim Piggot 
Smith, Eileen Atkins Profiles a director and 27 
actors as they share the discoveries they have 
made about The Bard s plays from the first read 

through to dre ss rehearsal 
a NATURAL WORLD Hunters of the Sky 
Several species of falcons are examined

'N R ' 

a AMERICA

9:30 pm

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a SCTV M irthm akers O rson W ehes (Candy) 
h o sts an informative look at the men behind the 
laughs on 'T h e M irth m a ke rs' A lso the S C T V 

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a NATURAL WORLD W orld of the Se a One
m an s love of the sea 
a COMING ATTRACTIONS 
O SEXCETERA SPECIAL REPORT 
AOVENTURES IN VEGAS 
a * * MOVIE HELLO AGAIN 11987) Shelley 

Long. Jud th Ivey A wom an living a dull thvial 

life chokes to death and is brought back to life 
by one of the m agic spells conjured by her zany 

sister PG Q

9:35 pm

a * * MOVIE SCAVENGER HUNT (1 9 7 9 ) 
Richard Benjamin Jam es C oco A m adcap rush 
is on when a board game tycoon dies and 

leaves a fortune to the winner of a scavenger 

hunt PG

10:00 pm

a®®« e ® N t w s
a a SANFORO ANO SON 
a ® SCIENCE JOURNAL (1988) Provides 

timely, up to the minute new s on the week s 
e vents in science, medicine and technology, 
including com p uter g r a p h jq illustrations ,JJ| _ , 
a SOFT NOTES

 T U N E IN

The Andy Griffith Show 
K B V O (C h . 42, cable 4)
10:30

While The A n d y Griffith show 
is a humanistic diorama for the so­
cietal problems of contemporary 
man, Sheriff Andy Taylor repre­
sents the archetypical Naturalistic 
protagonist. With his modest pos- 
ings and near-symbiosis with both 
nature and community, he is at once 
in touch with himself and his com­
munity. There is not a problem that 
anses in Mayberry that this man of 
means cannot handle. Crooks, deli- 
qucncy, Floyd and even the occa­
sional escaped convict or state pris­
oner are all controlled by Andy’s 
clever methods. Andy is also ever- 
eager to help out his needy friends, 
in particular Bamev, by using his 
vast kaleidoscope of knowledge 
about science, culture, psychology 
and, most important, life. If I could 
be anyone today, I would be Andy 
Griffith — A Man For The 20th 
Century.

— Joe Suns

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invest gating 
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streets o' New Orleans R 
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featuring pertormances by flandy Travis Steve 
W af -net Crysta1 Gayle and V orae Johnson 
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E d d e AibeH Tam m y Grimes An .nch tan father 
mother and daughte' who '*ve under the 
floorboards of a Victorian country house have a 
cozy We with a bit o ' mischte* NR 
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Anthony Hopk ns Jim Broadbent After a man s 
wife ¡eaves him he tries to goad anothe» 
estranged husband into committing an act of 
vengeance R
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World War II s m ost grueimg battle 
0 THE TW EN TIETH C EN T U R Y Walter Cronkite 
A look at the demilitarized zone between Koreas 
and the men who maintain the ¡ongest armistice 
on record Waiter Cronkite hosts 
0 * * * M OVIE O V ER B O A R O 119 8 7) Goldie 
H a w n Kurt Russell A m n e s i a c millionairess finds 
herself keeping house m a shack with a 
carpentei and his kids P G □
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A N O M UO R ACIN G Spectacular from Tucson 
Arizona
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W asson Melanie Griffith A man views the brutal 
murder of a sexy exhibitionist When he looks 
for answers, he is pulled into a web of danger 

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TUNE OUT

John Hancock Sun Bowl 
CBS (Ch. 7, cable 2)
11:30

If you 

like college football, 
brace yourself this holiday season, 
because there are going to be plenty 
of good games to watch. This is not 
one of them.

For starters, bowl games are sup­
posed to be played in California or 
Florida. Even Hawaii and Arizona 
can slide in a pinch. New Orleans is 
also all right just because it’s such a 
cool town. But El Paso? El Paso?

It would also be hard to find two 
more boring teams. Alabama hasn’t 
been good in years, and Army is, 
well, Army.

If you don’t like sports, you’re not 
going to watch this anyway. If you 
do like sports, there will be plenty of 
stuff better than this to keep you oc­
cupied.

— Bret Bloomquist

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hero for the holidays NR 
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topless photos grace the daily editions of 
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V IHGHT MOVIE (1984) Burt Reynolds. 

9 CD * * MOVIE ‘The Gift of Love A 
Christmas Story’ GOLDEN SHOWCASE (1983) 
Lee Remick Angela Lansbury Uplifting drama 
about an embattled woman who through the 
help of dreams, discovers that love can help 
overcome the most despairing experience Q 
9 9 * MOVIE ‘Cannonball Run l!‘ ASC 
SO 
Dorn DeLuise Burt and company are back with a 
non stop, cross country car chase with crazy 
participants who heed no rules PG □
■ S M C SUNOAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES 
99 rr s GAMY SHAMOUNG'S SHOW A 
neurotic comic deals with the circumstances that 
come up m his life
9 9 NATUHE (1988) Follow the Sockeye 
Salmon from birth in a small tributary through 
its adventures descending whitewater rapids to 
its return for spawning □
9 SOGGY JONES 60SPEL 
9 SIEMPNE EN DOMINGO Raul Velasco con 
artistas internacionales diferentes cada semana 
en vivo vía satélite desde Mexico 
9 www MOVIE WAGASH AVENUE (1950)
Betty Grabte. Victor Mature A singing dancer m 
a Wabash Avenue cabaret captivates both her 
boss and a showman Each man then attempts 
to wm her affection NR 
9 MOTOWOM.D

■ DIAMONDS 
9 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 
9 STAR SEARCH 
9 CAROIOLOGY UPDATE 
9 TIA
9 VANITY FAIR Amelia loses all that matters 
to her as Becky has her day m court 
9 WORLD CUP OF FIGURE SKATING 
9 PLAY JY INTERVIEWS JERRY LEE LEWIS
This program offers a brief captivating interview 
with The Killer touching on various incidents of 
his tempestuous life and incredible career NR 
9 NAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM WALT DISNEY
WORLO (1983) Shields and Yarnell Avery 
Schreiber It s holiday fun at one of the happiest 
places on earth. Walt Disney World, with an 
all-star cast and the Disney characters NR

8:15 pm

9 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC EXPLORER The
best films in scientific natural history travel 
adventure and historical documentaries

8:30 pm

9 9 TRACEY UllMAN SHOW Tracey Ullman 
Julte Kavner The actress, singer and 
comedienne brings her zany spirit and irreverent 
humor to screen in a collection of unique 
playlets and innovative sketches 
9 NIOOEN HEROES 
9 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

9 INTERNAL MEDICINE UPDATE 
9 FAMILY CLASSICS From mysteries to 
romance A&E invites you to enjoy lavish 
mimsenes based on the world s most beloved 
tales
9 WORLD STAGE: THE HUMAN RIGHTS NOW! 
TOUR (1988) Bruce Springsteen Sting On 
behalf of Amnesty International, these artists 
have toured the world HBO is proud to present 
the historic final show taped live in Buenos 
Aires NR
Q CONFESSIONS OF CHEECH AND CHONG
Meet Thomas Chong and Cheech Marin in an 
amazingly coherent confession about sex. drugs 
humor and money NR

9:00 pm
S O OUET (1987) Mary Page Keller. Matthew 
Laurence Told in a cinematic style, a couple s 
story is explored beginning with their first 
sighting and building on each successive event

S u s MASTERPIECE THEATRE (1987) Patricia 
Hayes On her 50th birthday. Mrs Capper is 
caught in a tricky marital situation between the 
couple she cleans for but saves the day with 
her usual modesty □
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9 www MOVIE LETHAL WEAPON (1987) Mel 
Gibson, Danny Glover Two tough cops One 
carnes a weapon, the other is one1 If these guys

can just stand each other, the crooks don t 
stand a chance R 
9 CELEBRITY OUTDOORS 
9 PRIVATE EYE 
O SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 
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9 OB/GYN UPDATE
9 CAROLS FOR CHRISTMAS (1986) Aled 
Jones A holiday feast for the ears as well as 
the eyes1 The Royal College of Music Chamber 
Choir performs 24 of the world's most loved 
carols NR
9 TESTAMENT The History of the Bible Trace 
the evolution of ideas of gods and holiness from 
the ancient eastern cultures to the God of Moses 
and the Exodus
9 RICH LITTLE'S A CHRISTMAS CAROL Rich 
Little There's a multitude of riches in this 
version of Dickens classic Scrooge s a lot like 
W C Fields and Bob Cratchit sounds like Paul 
Lynde
9 www1/* MOVIE STAR TREK IV: THE 
VOYAGE HOME (1986) William Shatner. Leonard 
Ntmoy The Starship Enterprise and crew must 
travel back to today on a desperate undercover 
mission to save the Earth of the future PG Q

9 ANTARCTICA: SEARCH/GREENPEACE

9:15 pm

Boxo's Grand March 
W G N (cable 22)
9:30 a.m .

This two-hour documentary de­
tails Bozo the Clown’s devastating 
“ Grand March” through Eastern 
Europe during W W II. Actual foot­
age of the invasion is spliced with 
chilling interviews from those who 
survived and remember — the pies 
in the face, the soda water in the 
groin, the portentous sound of flop­
py 
feet marching 
through a peaceful city square. The 
filmmakers should be commended 
for their in-depth research: They 
don’t just give us a history lesson, 
they actually delve into the psyche 
of “ Dcr Klowner,” providing us 
with a complete image of a clown 
who was a brilliant strategist but a 
truly troubled man. Never again.

red-rubber 

— JefTTurrentine

PRIMETIME

7:00 pm

Doss 'o 'es* *y 

9 £ MUROER SHE WROTE jess-ca begins 
on* oí the most personjty dis cutí 
investigations of her tare*' when murder 
intrudes on a wealthy vwtner s 751*1 bi-mday Ri
9
• 9 MISSION IMPOSSIBLE T he Impossible
M sjions Force goes to the Bahamas '0 
persuade the pro*ege of a 
against ht$ mentor Casey poses as a 
gamp.e* R, □
9 0 AMERICA'S MOST WANTED ' W,
Re enactments of severe cr-mes are port*a yen n 
an efto* to acate dangerous crimináis anc 
expec 'e the arrest John Wats” hosts 
9 9 WONOf RWORKS 1987 Sa a s 
relegated to the arte and befriends the scullery 
matd M' Camsfort begms tvs search for Saa 
and unenowingiy moves r next door Q 
9 EVER INCREASING FAITH 
9 # * * MOVIE TRADING PUCES <1983)
Jam * lee Cudis Edd* Wurpny A bet between 
two miserly millionaires results in a rich young 
businessman and a pennness bum having to 
swrtch rotes R Q 
9 NEW MIKE HAMMER 
9 TATTERTOWH
9 PHYSICIANS JOURNAL UPOATI 
9 MOVIE MONSIEUR VINCENT *1947* Pierre 
Fresnay Ltsa Deiamare Dspiction ot the «fe of 
St Vincent de Pau1 NR 
9 RACE TO SPACE Star of Bethiehem 
Screntific theories of the tabled star 
9 A MAN NAMED LOMBARD! Actor George C 
Scott narates the story of the legendary coach 
of the Green Bay Packers Featuring interviews 
with Lombardi players and friends NR 
9 w * MOVIE REVENGE OF THE NIROS H: 
NIROS IN PARADISE (1987) Robert Carradme 
Curbs Armstrong Encouraged by their previous 
victory over their dreaded adversaries, the nerds 
are back to do battle, this time on the beaches 
of Ft Lauderdale PG13 □
9 PUYBOY VNKO COTIRFOLD INDIA 
ALLEN (1986) You won t believe your eyes as 
you watch Playmate of the Year india Alten 
serve on the basketball and tennis courts, as 
well as m silk sheets NR 
9 ww MOVIE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE 
(1967) Ootph lundgren. Frank langella He Man 
a brave warrior from another galaxy, comes to 
earth searching for the magical key to the 
secrets of the universe PG

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WITH CtNLONEN Ed 0 Neill

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partnership m marriage everyone suffers1 They 
salute the humorous and sometimes dark side ot 
family irte □
9 INSJOE WINSTON CUP RACING 
9 PATTY DUKE Cathy hopes for a miracle 
when her father, imprisoned overseas, might not 
be home for Christmas
9 STAR OF BETHLEHEM A Mystery Revealed 
An account ot what actually happened m the 
skies above Judea at the time of Jesus birth 
9 TIA
9 COMEOY AFTER HOURS 
9FAANLY I S
 CHRISTMAS The holiday 
season stirs up memories of the family's late 
grandfather NR

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