Today’s Editorial Im agination The Weather Partly Cl oudy, W a r m e r t h e S u m m e r t e x a n Volume 4! Price Five Cents AUSTIN, TEXAS, THURSDAY, AUGUST 22, 1940 Four Pages Today No. 228 Vacation Looms, German Victory in 30 Days Blit Forgotten Montgomery s Prediction B Y B O B O W E N S “ T give England thirty days,” Dr. R. H. Montgomery, professor of economics at the University and chief economist for the United States Department of Agriculture, declared Saturday night in an interview. “ I hope that guess is IOO per cent wrong, but I cannot see how Great Britain can resist the might of German force? longer than that,” ♦he asserted. Dr. Montgomery, head special­ ist in information for the Depart­ 30 Fellowships To Be Awarded At Graduation $500, $300, $200 Recipients Named By Mathews Do You W ant Ride, Passengers? Union Can Give Either Looking for a ride? Do you | need a passenger to load your I car on that trip home? No matter I which of these questions best, fits I you, the Texas Union may he able I to help you find the answer. Cai ? bound for points from Mas- j sachusetts to California (what hap- i pened to M ain e?) have been regia** ; tered with the Texas Union as Sixty four Seek Graduation Activities August Degrees Begin Sunday for 750 In Education Medical School Dean to Speak At Commencement Monday Night Commencement C ercises for 750 Summer School graduates w ill begin Sunday night at 7:45 o’clock with the Baccalaureate Sermon which will be given In front of the Mam Budding by Dr. Thomas W . Currie, president of the Austin Presbyterian Theological Semin­ ary and instructor in Bible in the University. ment of Agriculture, has just re turned to Austin from a thirty- four state speaking to and agricultural state agencies on subjects relative I ment, E, J. Mathews, University your destination, and leave your to the government and agriculture, registrar, said Wednesday. t h irty fellowships and scholar-! needin* P a g e r s to share ex- *hat is necessary * au*6 tt^ *CS 1S* tour of the nation, | ships as announced by the Univer- J f enses; and oll». conferring with I sity Board of Regents will be leaders of various awarded at the August commence- ca f 0 1C® ° * th® Unum, state I 8 Students who w ill receive fel- y ’ e nion WI it 01 es ‘‘W e're starting teague, Montgomery, A la.; Bettie compulsory mil- this country by J lowships of $500 each are Eastin lx^ y ° u UP “ W e will have ital y training in Ja n u a ry ,” Dr. Montgomery fur- Nelson, Austin; Peyton Clark; ther predicted. now on a system— the organization J Juresco, Los Angeles; Joseph M il- 1 of a m ilitary group— which the j ton Nance, K y le ; thomas Ewing nations of Europe have had for Cotner, Dallas; Alfred Wilson I Nolle, San Marcos; Marian Frances hundreds of years.” I Am erica must prepare herself j DeShazo, Hillsboro; Edwin E v a r- 1 ^^eh-hike, in the near future for defense late Moike, New Orleans. (against the triumvirate— -Germany,' Students who will receive $300 in Persons who have cars and need passengers can register a I ta o, merely by going to the Union of­ I t ’s all free. fice or calling 9171. I f after all is said and done, you still have no ride and decide j advice: D o n t start your h itch ..# h®re is a word of e C1 ‘V ml s* .,e5e. lf .a Jam es Franklin ° ' and Fe]ix McGivney. Those receiving bronze awards I gree in education in 1939 from were Eddie Cope, Polly Smith, One survey will deal entirely; the University, will teach Spanish Garth Austin, Gerrye Payne, Patsy Ja ck Adkins, Christine with types of families. Statistics in Stephens College are to establish how often they during the coming school year. Ira Lavin, Nell Cherry, move, in what sections of cities; Miss Johnston, who received a Glenn Vinson Bob Long, Eddie frequent, and Rockefeller Fellowship, studied at G riffin , Mary Anna Sluder. Low- moving where residential deterioration is Radcliffe College and traveled do- i n y Burleson, and Harold Hahen- most evident. in Missouri Berry, I Evans, ling research during the past year. j icht. is most ; Elizabeth Wharton, and Pat Holt who are doing active work in the in Texas, Mr. : not teach the course IC . J. Watson. I. E. Clark, Mary I here at the University, but he Those receiving silver awards were John W agner, Bowling Byers, of taxation Flanking, Truman McMahan, Arthur Carith- Sutherland, I Elizabeth Cavel throughout Texas, hold mg classes sn about fifteen of the larger cities such as Dalla.-, San Antonio, and Houston. -Exams Today Come Take Your Medicine, Son, Before You Play Ju s t as moi her used to say, **Come and take your medicine, son. and then you may go out and play,” University professors be­ gin today to paraphrase for vaca­ tion-longing students who first must take their exams. Fo r vacation is only three days off, but those three days are so filled with exams that few con­ template the pleasures that fol­ low the punishment. Beginning today at 8 o'clock, the exams will continue, two each day, until Sat­ urday afternoon. The schedule is as follows: T H U R S D A Y , A U G U S T 22, A T 8 Ant. 220: W . H. 310 A. M. 204: J. B. 201 A. M. 13a: J . B. 212 Bae. 29: B. L. 12 Bot. l l : B. L. 301 B. A. 10b; W . H. 316 B. A. 823b: W. H. 210 B. A. 437: W . H. 101 B. A. 26 2K : W . H. 116 B. A. 478b: W . H. 112 Oh. lo b : C. B. 218 Oh. 812b: C, B. 15 Oh, 21b: C. B. 218 Ch. 842b: C. B. 15 C. E. 316: Eng. B. 206 Eco. 313.2: G. H. I U Eco. 22y: O. H. 301 Eco. 227: G. H. 300 EH. 302N: S. H. 210 Ed. 305: G. H. 303 Ed. 312: G. H. 200 Ed . 314: S. H. 206 Ed. 2251): S. H. 204 Ed. 25z: S. H. 227 Ed. 235T: S. H, 101 Ed . 2411 A. B. 105 Ed . 359: Physics B. 203 Ed. 459Mb: O. L. B. 102 Ed . 471b: S. H. 208 Ed . 272K: A. B. 307 Ed. 280T: S. H. 203 E . I a.2: M. B. 208 E . lh .3 : M. B. 304 K. 12a.2: G. B. 301 EL, 12b.3: M. B. 3u2 E . 22v: M. B. 201 XL 237: M. B. 301 E . 26TK: M. B. 208 E . 278: M. B. 206 E . 286: M. B. 305 Fr. 252: M. B. 311 Get*. Ab.2: J . B. 301 Ger. 12b: J . B. 303 Gov. 10a.2: G. B. 14 Gov. I Ob. I : M. B. 202 Gov, 422a: G. H. 7 Gov. 444a: G H. 5 Gov. 60z: G. II. 103 Gov, 262: G. H. IOO His. 4ai VY, H. 2 His. 26z; G. H. 215 His. 42y: G. H. 101 His. 269: G. H. 3 His. 74xr G. H. 113 h a t . 68z: M. B. 2707 M. E . 355: Eng. B. 212 M. E . 468: Eng. B. 212 M, E . 376: Rug. B. 215 Kus. 459b: O. L. B. 102 P. E. 20b: Eng. B. 301 Phr. 327 J C. B. 313 Phi. 310: G. H. 203 P. Ed. 341 VV: Physics B. 201 P. Ed. 380: M. B. 306 Pay. 310.2: S. H. 302 Psv. 220: S. H. 303 P. S. 319: W . H. 306 P. S. 23b: M. B. 204 P. M. 302: W . H. 14 P. M. 307.2: W . H. IO P. M. 217: W . H. 8 Soc. 25«: G. H. 201 Sp. 27b: M. B. 303 Zoo. 67: Physic? B. 310 A. M. 309; J . B. 212 A. M. 326: J . B. 201 B. A. 81 lb : W. H. 401 B. A. 420: W . H. 301 R. A. 432: W . H. 201 B. A. 45 I: W . H. 306 B. A. 161L ; VV. H. 316 Ch, 67x: C. B. S I S Eco. 313.3: G. H. 350 Eco. 242: G. H. 215 Eco. 265: G. H. 305 Ed. 311: S. I L 227 Ed. 421b: Physics B. 258 Ed. 224D: S. H. 101 Ed. 232: S. H. 204 Ed, 233T: S. H. 206 Ed. 251: G. H. 103 Ed. 361: G. H. 103 Ed. 4 55a: W . H. 3 Ed. 4 58b: S. H. 208 Ed. 260: VV. H. 2 Ed. 26OR: S. H. 210 Ed. 270P: G. H, 7 Ed. 370P: G. H. 7 E. E. 323: En g B. 257 E. E. ?.89: Eng. B. 141 E. I a i : M. R. 311 E. lb .4: M. B, 204 E. lb.fi: G. H. 301 E . 12 a .}: M. B. SOI E. 12b,4: W . H. 310 E. 221.2: M. B. 302 E. 266: lf. B. 303 E. 287: M. B. 305 E . 289: M. B. 206 E X A M S . 8 T H U R S D A Y , A U G U S T M , A T 2 G R O U P IV C U n e i Meeting 10—11 Daily Piffenger Issues List of Candidates For Graduation i Six! | dates j ediu a I mence dean anni i I Tbit | bache) I u cat io I c a t i o n Lion. i tion. y-four students are candi- for a bachelor’s degree in mn at the August com­ ment, Dr. B. F. Pittenger, if the .School of Education, ii cee! Saturday. •ty-six of these will seek a or of science degree in ed- in physical edu- ten in elementary educa- ind two in nursing educa- sixteen hi seeking degrees in edu- oii are ( alen Roy Adkins, Mrs. Heat Ashley, Mrs* Mayme Zahirniak Barnes, Nan • ’■dy Boehmer, M ary Rhodes den, Martha Anne Faulk Cas- erry, Mableclair Clark, Ro- < dBard, Belle Corder, Ber- Maxine Cowsar, B etty Jane ■ ar ha rn, Charles Reed De- ■ Mrs. Cora Gilmore Draugh- Mary Elizabeth DuPree, Max- cat Cia Vc! Ret Bm tie) bt r nim Oui W e on, ine I ‘ .net, Dora Dee Flogstad. • A Co, Margaret Lucille Frazier, Dolor* Maul me Fromme, Mrs. Borot ; Klipple Gottsc-halk, Mrs. Mare i Elizabeth Hutcheson H ar­ rison, Vlary Daphine Hines, Al-; Jones, M yrtle De thea Bertha Alva Lee, Frances Beatrice Malm- berg. Grace Melear, Mrs. Helen Chenoweth Milum, Benjamin Earle Moody, Grace Morgan, Mrs. Opal S naveIv Morrison, Harold Schkur- man, Anderson Lorenzo Shelton, Winnie Smith, Lula Vivian Stubbs, Laura Vannatta, Mary Anna Evelyn Williams, and Edith Mae Wilson. Thost seeking degrees iii phys- leal education are Thomas Adam Oro son, Edward Martin Doerfler, Faraklas, M ary Lee Mary D. Kenley, Frank Newton Lane, Mel­ vin Elliot Lapman, Mattye Sue Marie Fred L e B la ne, Charles Looke, Ned M Donald, Gay Miller, Irene Olsen, Mrs. L il­ R&chael lian Raven, W illiam Jackson Rhodes, Oran Thomas Spears, Pauline Dabbs Thomas, and Lillian Wood. Leissner Candidates for degrees in ele­ mentary education are Shirley Bennett, M ary Ellen Chapman, Helen Brooks Clark, Doris Esther Dickinson, Edge, Hunt ice Yi-lie Evans, Florence Ruby McBride, Alma M ary Pl cai­ rn en-, Mrs. Frances L. Butts Roo?, an i Audrey Dale Steel. Laura Jean \nna Laura Cole and Clara Ernestine McC ain are candidates for degrees in nursing education. DR. T. W . C U R R IE Wealth Hidden In Texas Clay The potential wealth which may lie hidden in Texa- mud won’t be a subject for <*< let tire much longer. University ists have their eye f Texas chem- ii a new state industry. you To Argue Best, Don't Argue, Says Speech Expert A division of Ceramic Engineer­ ing, part of the University’s B u r­ eau of Industrial Chemistry, will be launched this fall to conduct a statewide analysis of Texas clays suitable for such ceramic indus- rn to | tries as those manufacturing high of quality hotel china, domestic table ware, vitreous tiles, crystal glass and so on. If insist on indulging irlor forensics” — argument i — leave state politics out and concentrate on national aes, suggests a U niversity of sa? public speaking expert. ‘State politics, especially in re-j search wili be F. K. Pence, it years, have gotten to the president of th*’ American In charge of the ceramic re­ former (' e r- here you are either for or amic Society and a former statt I st Governor W . Lee O’Dan- member of Ohio State L diversity» md arguments from someone j leading American university in he other side of the fen ce ; that field, ag; ie;. OII can’t make a dent in your polit-1 “ There is an ample market to leal armor,” declared J . J . Villar- support any and all of these in- The so-called [ real, -peech instructor. ; dustrie«, in the State of Texas,” “ independent” Pence said today, “ and yet not a voter, however, affords the “ par- single one of them is to be found I lor debater” an even chance to either in Texas or the entire South- convert him either to Roosevelt west ” or W illi ie, he olnSmed, S P IE S f Next Monday is the official Commencement Day. The address w ill be given by Dr. J . W . Spies, Dean of the University Medical School a Galveston! at 7:45 o’clock. This address will also be held in front of the Main Build­ ing. Members of the graduating class the r respective degree may jo in groups and march in the proces­ sions w h ic h 'a i l l be formed rn the twin walk - extending from the Main Building to the Union Build­ ing. The procession will form for the Baccalaureate Sermon both and the exercise- on Monday. Dr. Homer P. Rainey, president of the University, the Board of Regents, State officials, guest-, and others wh<‘ are a -isling in the exercises w ill form at the west end of the Main Building for the processions. The t icu t \ . candidates for a master’s degree, and the degree groups of the College of Arts and Sciences wtil form on the north walk leading to the Main Build­ ing. whole groups of the College of Engineering, College of Ph ar­ macy, School *>f Education, School of Business Administration, and the School of Law, will form on ; the south walk. Members of faculty w'ho w ill serve as marshals for the va­ rious groups are Dr. D. A. Penick, faculty; Dr. J . L. Mecham, mas­ ter’s degree group; Dr. R. L. Biesele, College of Arts and Sciences; D. M. Ferguson, College of Engineering; L. VV. Schleuse, College of Pharm acy; Dr. C. F. Arrowood, School of Education; VV. P. Boyd, School of Business Adm inistration; and W, O. Huie, School of Law, the I he processions w ill begin mov­ ing at 7:30 at each of the exer- cis* s. Dr. Homer P. Ramey w ill grant the degrte& to the candi- | dates. In case cf rain on the day? of the sermon or the commencement, the exercises will be held in Greg­ ory Gymnasium. Library Exhibits Works of Hardy V cf* • n n of first editions of Thomas Hardy, the English novel­ is t and poet. are on exhibit in the •-by of the Main Building, Dr. professor of J? Engl; t and owner of the col­ lection, has announced. VV. Payne U.r.im. the work? of Hardy ex- the ! habited are first American edition of “ less of the D ’Urber- Ville?,” published in New York in 1892; “ dude the Obscure,” H a rd y’* la.-1 a> d a est criticized novel, in 1896; “ The Wood­ published lander?,” a sample of the fam iliar three-volume type of novel, pub­ lished in 1887; “ Fa r From tho Maud rig Crowd,” a first edition | of Hardy s first great success in l imn, published :n 1*71: a trans- ati n from th* French of Thomas Pi bot'- “ Heredity,” found in the library and signed by Hardy th. poet-novelist on the title page; “ The Bemantle Adventures of a Milkmaid,” a second American pi­ rated edition of a snort story rn I s»3 ; the first separate edition of “ Old Mrs. Chundle,” later pub- iished in the Ladies Home Jo u r ­ nal, a short story found in H ardy’s desk after his d*ath Janu ary l l , 192''. the first edition of H ardy’s fh st collection of tai*'-, “ Wessex Tales, S t rarge, Lively, and Com- first edition of n o n p l a e e t h e Ha illus­ iv s “ Wessex Poems,” trated w th drawings by the au­ thor; Volume I of “ The Dynasts,” the famous epic drama dealing wit ii England’s part in the Euro­ pean .struggle with Napoleon; No. 5 of a limited 25-copy edition of H ardy’s two hitherto uncollected short stories, “ Revenge I? Sweet,” atm programs of “ Toss of the D T ’r b e r v i l h a n d “ The Return presented by the Hardy players at Dorchester in London. u Th*- fuel most denied guing, he argued, is to avoid ar- available at exceptionally ! g Mr. Jenks believes that ii will in the take about two years to get the The only practical way of ar- ceramic industries natural gas, is course well organized. During low that period, he will wi ne a book rates, he pointed out; and there is on taxation using the information including a resulting from his research workJponent, he advised. “ Ju st baffle large number of Mexican workers together with similar information to be furnished by the State Board of Vocational Training and the Texas League of Municipalities. That book wdll then be used as a text in Mr. Jenks* classes. O. Henry Exhibit Features Portraits by Austin Artist “ Don’t disagree with your op- a surplus of labor, I who show special skill in ceranii* him with ‘but’?.’ n n e I i Ex-Students Battle for State Senatorship DeWo> Brownlee Homer C. DeW olfe and Hough­ ton Brownlee, ex-students of the University, have three things in common. who had been admitted on special approval. Senator Brownlee was graduated G law class of the 1911. Mr. Roth are graduates of the U n i­ versity School of Law, both are natives of Burnet County, and both want to be state senator from the Twentieth District. lye. W olfe was graduated from h / g h school in 1918 at Lam- p a s ^ f later entering A .& M . Col- \f J r , which wa- mtoi ruined lo rf/f-vioe in the Arm> in tho World Houghton Brownlee, the ineur.^KWar. On returning, he was se- verely burned in oil field work. after which he entered the School of Law . 1m n t, has been a law \ er in A v since 1912. Mr. DeWolfe has been i men Let oi ■ yf ut. Board of Education sine. j a n u a r y , 1939, entered private practice in Austin in 1935. J F When Mr. DeV 0? received his degree from th-jpachool of Law in Jun e, 1928 was the second student evr^rallow ed to take a degree Ii Because he was allowed to enter on special approval, Mr. DeWolfe was not eligible to receive a law degree. Because of the merit of his wmrk, he was allowed to take his degree, tbe second such student allowed to do this, the first feeing School of Law k Sloan* Blaw: of Keren*, Lexa*. As fa r as cart be ascertained, only one other has been allowed to do I thought about this since. According to Mr. Jenks, our problem in tax matters is entirely “ I def­ a problem of education. initely believe In the merit sys­ tem,” Mr. Jenks told a Texan re­ porter. When asked what he the condition of i’ the tax system in Texas, Mr. Jenks replied, “ the situation is very bad. Two oil portraits of O. Henry, who as W illiam Sydney Porter worked in Austin as draftsman, writer, publisher and bank teller during the 1880’s and 90*s, are included in the University Lib ra ry’s exhibition commemorating the thirtieth anniversary of the death of the tragic master of the American short story. is that of4----------------------------- * is Th** portrait Work While in the School of Law, Mr. DeWolfe was student editor of the Texas Law Review, a member of Order of the Coif, Chancellors, and M cLaurin Law Society. College of Mines Training Flyers Peter B. Searcy, local artist, who has ler; the two paintings for this exhibition. Several of Mr. Searcy’s other paintings are also exhibited in the city: a portrait of here Senator Brownlee, who has two in the Texas Stephen F. Austin daughters who are graduates ana a son who has finished his fresh-i f!ight training program will again Memorial Museum, ori«> of Judge Austin Hotel. man year, wa? a student in th e ! b® available to students during th* Koy Bean m tbe U niversity for seven years. He 1840-41 session at the College of and *nothei ct Austin and one et Colonel William B. Travis in the was a member of Athenaeum, the I Mines and M etallurgy at E l Paso. local court house. Glee Club, lettered in high jump, a branch of The University of and managed the baseball team in 1909. in­ The O. Henry exhibition cludes various books about his ca­ the collection in reer and emphasizes the part Aus­ are a portrait an I a caricature tin played in his early life. Sev­ eral studies of his trial for ernbez- of Hardy. I he portrait, signed by Has dx a n i the ph tog jupiter, wa* zlement, from which at first he a presentation to a friend. Auto­ fled to South America and at which graphed portraits of Hardy are Both of the portraits shown in he later refused to help in his own rare, Dr. Payne said. Twenty-four students were given the Library were painted this year I defense and was convicted, are "B in flying instruction and the C-A.A. from old photographs and tintypes. 1 shown, a-* summer. • One, in the Lib ra ry’s Texas Col- Porter,” a play bv Upton Sinclair lection, pictures O. Henry a? he based ort hi- life in an Ohio prison with a moustache; the other, in the main loan desk foyer, as he looked in New York shortly before his death ut 1910. tcreated in the affairs of the U n i-(ground versify since his graduation. He Twenty-eight were enrolled in th* Senator Brownlee has been in- The Civil Aeronautics Authority is a Copy of f *he Native,” The Hardy iana was gather*! by Dr. and Mrs. Payne in the sum m er of I§88 when they spent tore* months rn Eng.and. Outstanding course Texas. tctess during the inst school yaar.,iooked during his stay rn Austin, k from 1898 to 1991. See E X t S T U B E N T S , Page I this Editorial th e Sum m er fe x a n P A G E 2 T H U RSD A Y, A U G U S T 22, 1940 Im agination '“i p H E C O O L W I N D S h e r a l d the d a y s of a n o t h e r a u t u m n creeping upon us. A Soon, soon shall come the thousand? trooping back, back to m any days of hap­ piness. and, too, back to many days of prosaic exist­ ence. to the ruts of 7 o’clock classes and the conventions of boarding house dinners. But there are alw ays new dawns to be seen if you go to the right places to see the sun come up. Let the mind be a vagabond and explore. None such shall be unhappy. Let him who w ill listen to the moaning of the wind and hear the \\ ash of the wave upon some rocky lake­ side. no m atter where he may be. A man can go to church in the forest or on the street corner, for only a moment or to stay a long while. A man should think w idely and see all the messages which are about him. Too much of doing the same old things in the same old ways dries up the precious ointment of the soul necessary to heal the hurt of man. Priceless is im ag­ ination. sparkling, creative, bathed in romance, m ak­ ing man scent the fragrance of the ground and the sky of life — and all between. He who uses his imagination shall find romance in the simplest of things. It shall tint his blood even as the shadows fill the valleys between Austin’s purple hills like spilled wine. He who uses his imagination understands another language, that of tall trees and silent shores, the little actions of his fellow beings. To such an one, life is one great and interesting cavalcade and the world is a m ighty stage filled with a number of things. To him boredom is rare. Balance W H O L O O K S back enough into the cryptic eons far, fa r ahead to that point where infinity seems the cares a pin-point of beckoning flight does not let of the world be too much with him. F o r every outlaw. he knows, w ill come a prince of benevolence. Fo r nature is the great leveler. The mountains are being washed into the seas, the seas being drawn aw ay by the sun. F o r every great star burning away, an­ other is storing up fuel, which too shall burn aw ay in time. If there be a scowling man too rough for society, he shall have a -on gentle in habit and with the smile of courtesy. He who sits in high places shall pay for his mansion. He shall eat the dust of his masters or fight in the dust those who would seek to be his master. The Let the law s be too harsh. juries w ill not convict. Let the laws be too lenient. The vengeance of the people w ill be private. The hills wear down and the plain is pushed up. Let him who is proud and in victorious bew are, for some day he shall grovel the dust. In the leveling -cale of time nature weighs all. and the right shall balance the wrong. The Last Smile ing w ith jo y. ^ jp H L M O B IN T H E courtyard of the prison was y e ll­ In a few minutes a punster would he hanged for his crimes against humor. The prosecut­ ing attorney had promised that if fleeted he would ( lean up the joke- of the country. This was his first conviction. The state never would have been able to convict him if the punster had not thrown up his defense in order to tell the ju ry that between shots he had asked his victim , “ Tell me, if I ’m boring you.” And now the end had come. They marched the punster up the steps to the gallows. They adjusted the black cap* arid fitted the noose snugly around his neck. The warden paused before raising his hand in signal to the hangman. “ Have you any last w o r d ? " he asked. said the punster about to die. “ Keep your \ es trap shut.'’ am like I am, I think I understand w h y we should never p art— I think I understand. I think I understand how fe a r can hold a life, H ow prejud ice can trium ph and selfishness survive. How love of ease and satisfac­ tion can d rive out tru th — I think I understand. I think weakness w eaker w all w ithin. I understand how a build can How childish im m atu rity can breed im patience's strife, How un certain ty unhinge the portals of the m ind— I think I understand. And I think I understand how trust can slowly grow , How sophisticated nature can limits round con ven­ link tion, How selfishness can be f o r ­ got in tru e r self— I think I understand. And I think I know how faith and understanding Can strengthen weakness, in lost how doubts are trust, Howr w ill can wrest a v ic ­ tory from madness— I I understand w hat think true bliss is, what heaven must be, How tw o commingled spirits trium ph over pain O f harsh word or deed or confidence forgot O r little courtesies unfound— I think I understand. I think I understand how O f fic ia l N o tic e s now quartered T H E L O N G H O R N B A N D is in G reg o ry Gym. The o ffic e of the directo r the is on s t a g e . the north side of G E O R G E E. H U R T , director. M E M B E R S of the Teacher R etirem en t System of Texas who have not made their con­ tribution to the Teacher S a v ­ ings Fund fo r the month of la te r August, must do so not A u g l l st - 7 C H. S P A R E N B E R G , auditor. G E N E R A L P R O P E R T Y de­ posits for the Sum m er Ses­ sion, UGO, w'ill be refunded at the B u r s a r’s O ffic e in the M ain B u ild in g F rid a y , beginning August 23. Students wdll be re­ quired to present th eir au d i­ to r* < ce ip! -. chowing o rig in al payment of the deposit and re g ­ istration numbers, when callin g Students are re ­ fo r refunds. quested to obtain th e ir r e g i s - tia tio n numbers from the a lp h a ­ betical lists of all students on the rolls f o r both term s, posted in the three west bulletin boards in the ground floo r co rrid o r of the M ain Building, beg inning M onday, A u g u st 19. No refu nd will be paid to anyone other than the payee by oral a u th o ri­ zation. C, H. SPARENBERG, auditor. Paragraph \\ emit \\ illk ie ’s motto should be “ More power to you— ’ hen let me raise the rates." Many on* size M u s k i pened AdM f. speaking of sizes, think there is but » boy— too big for his britches. th at Lf cannot believe that he hap- jus* happened along after Hf An 1 ? - *5 r > ’ ha’ ' mari 1 in and gives out the startling a no only two sizes of uniforms in the A m y — too large and too small. Adc H tie r sa;. - that the greatest thing in the world that bothers him is ’ n* death of a woman. Consider­ ing the work M his bombers, Adolf ought to be quite worried th pm days. e • Once upon a time there was a customer who went' m ti used car salesman and said. I would like to see h good mod car And the sale,-/nan, who wa* a truthful '■an, a&id, So wou.d L edit I- * of T h e Daily T* w n , (£hr S u m m e r (texan Th* c rim m er Texan, Su m m e r S e ss io n s t u d e n t I n e w f . j p e r e t T h e U n i v e r s i t y of Tex**, i* published on th e f a m p u l o f t h e Un i- v e r i t y a t A u stin S t id* • In c ,, e v e r y T h u r s d a y *»nd P u b lic a t io n s , b y T exas ; S u n d ay m o r n i n g s . E n t e r e d as seco n d -clast m a ll m a tte r at th * P o s t O ffic e . A u s t in . T e x a s , un d e r ; th* a r t of C ongress, M arch 3, I STS. E d it o r ia l o ffic e s , J o irn a h s m B u ild in g 109, 101, and 102. 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Second Installment of the Greatest Story Ever Toad by Caleb the Frog B Y W J O E N E I S E R ' E S A W IN T H E preced­ ing1 installm ent how' r M i­ ami toad named Caleb had been ready to disclose a plan fo r sav­ ing En g lan d from the im pend­ ing G erm an blitzkrieg, but just a a he was beginning a detailed explanation the lights w ent out — the porch lights— and Caleb took to the oleanders w ith a promise the C A L E B Q U I C K I E P L A N the next night. Our special Su m ­ mer Texan correspondent now takes you to the K e ise r fro n t porch in Miam i. com pleting of M Y I N T E N S E interest took me out on the fro n t porch earlier than usual; in fact, so early Caleb had not yet ap­ peared; and as I was m ulling over in my mind C aleb ’s words of the night before, I was more eager than ever to learn of his unique plan involving strategy instead of brute force to relieve England of the dreaded blitz­ krieg. At that precise moment there was a sloppy thud of philosophy on the concrete be- side me and there was Caleb, eyes bright and stare steady. S tu d e n t P o e try I T H IN K I U N D E R S T A N D I I understand w h y think you are like you are. ual w orth— two can be made one And yet retain th eir in divid ­ I think I understand w hy I I think I understand. T H E B L A C K S W A N ­ “ Good evening, Caleb, I am so glad you are h ere." “ Hhm m m m .iSounds as though I got into a soro rity rush party. Nevertheless, I am here and ready to explain the C A L E B Q U I C K I E P L A N . Come on over here under the ligh t where most of the Ju n e bugs fa ll.” W e settled into com fortable light and positions under the then he started. “ Ronald, (his m emory hadn’t this plan is improved a b it) simple when ex trao rd in arily considered as a whole, but a few of the details w ere d if f i­ cult. F o r that reason le t’s ex­ amine the background of the present E u ro p e an situation.” an N au th ority OT B E I N G O N E to quibble on with th rottling blitzkriegs, I nodded assent and cupped my ears to­ wards the m ilita rily minded toad of Miami. inadequate now, but “ Eng lan d ha* a m arvelous inadequate a ir navy but an is th e ir a ir force. N o t only force it has semblances of rem aining so since all the Eng lish do is drink tea between choruses o f “ H a il, B r itta n ia ” and “ Sick ’Em , A r ­ mada.” En g lan d has no large scale airplane plants and noth­ ing sim ilar to our own W e s t (A p p lau se.) P o in t of the A ir . ” “ W ith G e rm a n y in control of p ractically all of Europe, H itle r has an unlim ited number of bases fo r his air and submarine attacks. A re you follow in g me, G u s ? ” “ So far, smooth sailing. You are saying G erm an y is in much last better shape than w ar and that Eng lan d in much worse shape.” in the is “ Precisely so. G erm any w ill attem pt a blitzkrieg but it will be turned into a disaster w ith ­ out the loss o f a single E n g lis h ­ man. In supposition, let us see parachute troops landing in the heart of Eng lan d while great transports are placing mechan­ ized divisions on the shores.” “ N ow we are rig h t in the middle of the battle, eh, C a le b ?” “ J e r r y , w ill you never learn an yth in g ? D id n ’t I tell you this was a case o f strategy and not brut*' force? Now as the G e r­ man troops land by plane and boat they w ill see large sign­ boards pointing west and north to ’London,’ ‘M anchester,’ and the high­ ‘ Birm in gh am .’ ways w ill be c le a rly marked and free to fast travel, and above all, there w ill be no resistance by armed forces. In the C A ­ L E B Q U I C K I E P L A N all the En g lish arm y men w ill he w e a r­ ing blonde wigs and carryin g beer steins. O f course, a great m any of the Englishm en w ill lack the true brew shape so they w ill be padded in the mid­ dle w ith pillows.” A ll “ That sounds about as E n g ­ lish as saur braten.” “ Sam, cease such s illy say­ ings and listen. As the G e r­ mans meet the Eng lish arm y in the Englishm en w ill disguise point north and west and say to the G erm ans: ‘H i, H ans, dey vent dot vay, y a .’ A ll o f which will make the Germ ans believe they are fifth columnists and hot on the tra il of the retreating En g lish arm y, and since they meet no resis­ tance, they are certain they are all-conquering soldiers.” .speaking w ith “ S o r t of like an Aggie on a week-end,” • TH IE N A M O S T unusual thing happened. Fro m no­ where appeared a huge pussy cat w ith a “ frog-legs” gleam in his eye and there we w ere in a corner of the porch w ith lit­ tle or no chance fo r safety, I say we, fo r I su ffer when Caleb suffers. Then too, people have remarked about m y legs at the beach. No doubt, you can re al­ ize how theoretical blitzkriegs were forgotten w ith an actual one staring m y pal in the face. W h ile I was wondering what to do, Caleb made a dash fo r the edge of the porch about ten feet aw ay. As he started the cat started. Caleb went up and dcwn in true frog hoppin fash­ ion, like a man w ith hiccups on a pogo stick; but his felin e pur- suer made greater headw ay with a d irect line drive. Ju s t as the cat was about to slap Caleb w ith a nail upholstered paw', I let go w ith my beer can (it w asn’t even em pty— w h at a s a c r if ic e )! and klunked th® k itty lig h t on top of the head. It rang like a noon gong in a Chinese firew o rks facto ry, but it did give Caleb an opportunity to do a ru n n in g swan dive into the oleanders. B y the time the cat had re­ covered, I w’as w ithin the sanc­ tu a ry of the N eiser homestead sm iling through the screen door at the perturbed k itty who had suffered w hat might be term ed Fro m a beer can blitzkrieg. the oleanders came a bass voice, “ See you tomorrow, R o d n e y.” • W / H A T A N A R R O W eacap* W for our heroes! W ill fate ever give up its determined e f ­ forts to deal m isery to Jo e and C aleb ? W ill Caleb d efy the cat and re tu rn tom orrow to com­ plete the C A L E B Q U I C K I E P L A N to save E n g la n d ? W ill Joe be able to stay aw a y fro m the beer cooler long enough to hear him ? Did the k itty finish Jo e ’s b eer? See the next issue of your Sum m er Texan fo r epi­ sode three in this th rillin g tale of intrigue and learn the in fa llib le strateg y of M iam i’s dim inutive tailless leap­ ing am phibian. in ternational mmmnvm ass • - i ■••• > e • > T ile T ex an Cl assi tied A d s I A I f . 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Typing E X P E R I E N C E D — N e a t, a c c u ra te . fa s t H e le n e S tr o n g . 1903-A N ueces. 8-1230 T Y P I N G — C h ea p , a c c u ra te , q u ic k . M rs , H u m p h re y , 2 0 4 -B W . 20. 8-3327, s t * w ith M . A E X P E R T T Y P I N G — U n iv e r s it y Grmdu- in E n g lis h . T h e m e * , th eses and FL A . R e p o rts . 606 W e s t 16th S t r e e t . P h o n e 4076. degree T Y P I S T , S te n o g ra p h e r, N o t a r y , M a s M u r r a y 2264 G u a d a lu p e 2-0088, Cafes Thesis Dratting I T H E S IS D R A F T IN G , LETTERIN G F re e h a n d D ra w in g by p ro fe ss io n a l, 3816 I W anted to Buy H I G H E S T C A S H P r ic e s paid fqr y o u r L L a v e * 217 E 6th 9229. old G old C A S H fo r S c r a p G o ld , R in g * , C h a in s , Vt e tc h e r, e tc. *21 C o n g re s s , 2-7712. H I G H E K I S C A S H P R I C E S P A I D F O R second-hand c lo th in g , shoes, and s u it ;a se s. W e also b uy m u sic - ; in s tru m e n t* . A . S c h w a r t s . P h o n e 8-01*4 M A L K I N P A Y S M * iR * to* U*#ut IO b lo ck s fro m m a in U n iv e r s it y , bus s e rv ic e . 1807 EAST AVENUE PHONE 6517 N E W B R I C K , c o o l; w ill acco m o d ate tile b ath, sh o w e r, h ig h , fo u r boyg or fa m ily . B e a u t if u l v ie w . A ls o one room . 2 1 0 7 -B S a b in e S t r e e t . tw o to B R I C K A P A R T M E N T , tile b ath. ste a m h eat, fn g id a ir e . A ls o d e s ira b le g a ra g e a p a rtm e n t, S p e e d w a y ; L o v e ly d u p le x , f r ig id a ir e , 101 E a s t 19, 9444. se n io rs. 1910 F U R N I S H E D A P A R T M E N T ; fiv e room s, e le c t r ic re fr ig e r a t io n . A ls o room, s o u t h ­ ern e x p o su re , fo r g i r l or g irls . 204 E a s t 26, 8-9481. A V A I L A B L E com- S E P T E M B E R fo rta b le s o u th e a s t a p a rtm e n t b lo ck of c a m p u s— L ig h t s , w a te r, g a ra g e fu rn is h e d - $30.00. 261 4 S p e e d w a y , P h o n e 2-2596, l . t , also room L I K E H O M E , G A R A G E A P A R T M E N T , in hom e o f c o u p le ; p r iv a t e e n tra n c e , hath , 3 b lo ck s w e s t ca m p u s. 2307 R io G ra n d e . P h o n e 4026. s o u th ro o m s, S U I T E O R A P A R T M E N T — tw o o r th re e r e frig e ra tio n , sle e p in g p o rc h , p r iv a t e b a th , p riv a te e n ­ tra n c e g a ra g e . N e a r lo c a ­ tion. W o m e n o r m en. P h o n e 8-2679. in, e le v a te d e le c tric Garage Apartments an d 1*06 L A V A C A : R o o m * o v e r b ric k g a ra g e s in b ric k a p a rtm e n t b u ild in g . T ile sh o w e r*, t w in bed*, d ou b le clo se ts, u t i l ­ itie s , p o rte r s e rv ic e . 3643. 1500 W O O L D R I D G E D r iv e — L i v in g room , three b oys. e rr ice. P r i v a t e e n tra n c e . O ne g a ­ bedroom , hak a t I house th is one, b oard an d ro o m in g th e U n iv e r s it y , fo r 20 s tu d e n ts . N ic e ly f u r n ­ ’ bree n e w sh o w e rs and b ath, tw o j b e a u tifu l s le e p in g porches, d in in g room lo- to -eat 40 n ic e k itc h e n , m s tv * lo tts ca tio n , y e a r * , se llin g because o f ii! h e a lth . C a n abow w o n d e rfu l in co m e. THS* h o u se is p r a c . tie e lly booked to c a p a c it y f o r lo n g s e s ­ sion. W i l l s a c r ific e th is w o n d e rfu l b u y for o n ly $1200.0®. D o n ’t wa>t— b u y a t e s ta b lish e d s e v e ra l fo r I 8 B O A R D I N G A N D R O O M IN G H O U S E R to p ic k fro m . P ric e d rig h t, ch o ic e lo c a ­ tio n s, clo-* to u n iv e r s ity . D o n ’t w a it ! to y o u , N o o b lig e * L e t u« show them F R O N T R O O M tw o b oys. P r iv a t e e n tra n c e . 28 38 P e a r l. P h o n e fo r one o r j once I 3047. B O Y S — M O D E R N c o rn e r b ed ro om s. T ile b ath, a tu d v ro o m , s le e p in g p o rc h . Ac- three. N e a r U n iv e r s it y . 600 j co m o d ate • W e s t I •‘ th S t r e e t . M rs . W r ig h t . ' tions. ( M E N : I N D I V I D U A L fu r n it u r e , se p arate clo thes clo se ts. L a rg e , n e w ly d eco rate d room s. M e als s e rv e d , 2 *0 6 N u e ce a , M rs . Jo h n M a u e r, P h o n e 2-9943. D E A L E R S H I P . C o o k e Co., e a t. 14 y v*., o w n e r re fir in g W il l ae!! th is re a l set up. in c lu d in g b u ild in g sod p ro p e rty . $15,- 000.00, v a lu e in s ig h t. E iie 6 2 6 2 J, R O O M S K O R B O Y S : 2100 N u e c e s . O n ly tw o b lo ck s fro m ca m p u s. P h o n e 7298, G A R A G E R O O M one b lo ck b ath - sh o w e r. m a ttre s s e s M aid fo r b o y s ; 1909 W h it is . fro m c a m p u s ; p r iv a t e t ile in n e rs p rin g s e rv ic e , p r iv a t e en- T w in beds, i tran ce . P h o n e 2-2572. in hom e F O R R E N T to g e n t le m a n : S in g le room in P e m b e rto n H e ig h ts . P r i ­ va te h a th and g a ra g e . $20.00. 1405 E t h ­ ridge. L A R G E , W E L L fu rn is h e d ro o m s fo r re n t to m en s tu d e n t- . 2408 N u e ce s. ; T O U R I S T C O U R T S , C A F E A F I L L I N G S T A T I O N , id e a l lo c a tio n and A - l sh ap e, M ust be ie e n to ap p re c ia te . D o n ’t pass this up, $26,775.00. F ile 6989 J . ; T O U R I S T L O D G E T A R R A N T C O .. 8 i co m p le te ly fu rn is h e d u n its. C ool In s u m ­ mer w e ll equipped fo r w in te r. T h is is a safe b u y , p ric e $8500.00. F i l e 6 2 6 0 J. C L E A N E R S . M E N S S T O R K . L i v e O ak Co., re n t $22 SO, no c o m p e titio n in c o u n ­ ty > u sin e s* fro m 30 m iles aro u n d , $3,- 450.00, a re a l o p p o r tu n ity . F i l e 6088 J . F O R M E N roo m s, w ith j ! p rices. 2812 N u e ce a , te le p h o n e 2-2027. students,, n e a tly sh o w e r, fu rn is h e d a t m o d e ra te C A F E , A U S T I N , b u s y b u sin e ss s e c tio n $35.00 rent, s p le n d id fu r co u p le to o p e r­ ate, $6-50.00, a ste al. F ile 1136. C L E A N , N E A T L Y fu rn is h e d ro o m s m en s tu d e n ts . T ile b a th and sh ow er, b a t h ', fop R O O M IN G H O U S E , A u s t in , 9 ro o m s. « la rg e sle e p in g p orch. $900.00 for 2309 N u e ce s, telep ho ne 2-1862. a11 fu r n is h in g s , b e tte r h u r r y . F i l e 1445. C L E A N , N E A T L Y F U R N IS H E D s tu d e n t* . fo r m en T ile b ath room> and sh o w e r. 2300 N u e ce s, P h o n e 2-1362, B O T T L I N G C O ., trad e p o p u latio n 160,000, get a ll d etail# W i l l stan d a n y in v e s t ig a ­ tio n . F ile J A O . R O O M IN P R I V A T E H O M E F O R B O Y S ; B A R , N R K F U G I 0 C O ., rent $16.00. com - so u th e a s t exp o sure a d jo in in g b ath and j w a lk in g d is ta n c e o f 1 , , p r iv a t e e n tra n c e . th e ca m p u s. P h o n e 8-2358. eytn p p ed . a ch an ce to m a k e p le n ty - - lilneae re a so n se llin g . P r i c e $1.- - - m o n e y , 6 0 0 .on. F ile 6 0 9 0 J. R O O M S F O R e ig h t boys, $12.50 p e r boy. T w in beds w ith in n e r s p rin g m a ttre s s e s ; c o m fo rta b le . 1928 S a n A n ­ clean and to n io , 2-0913. Rooms for Girls ( A M P , c a p a c ity 25 c a r* , on T R A I L O R m ain road to dam s ite in N o r t h T e x a s , nice ca b in fo r o w n e r, la u n d r y room , flood lig h ts , g ro u n d re n t $16.00 p aid by d is ­ p laye d a d v e rtis e m e n t. T h is ideal place o p e rate , fo r $1,000.00. e ld e rly F ile F E W . id an to couple N E W B R I C K , coe!, b e a u tifu l t ile b ath , s h o w e r, high, s ta d iu m . ta k in g located E s p e c ia lly w e ll p ra c tic e te a c h in g . 2107-A S a b in e S tr e e t . vie w , n e a r fo r g irl# B E A U T Y S A L O N L A D I E S R E A D Y T O W E A R , T a r r a n t Co., re n t $76.00, cle an m odern e q u ip m e n t, A - l sto ck , a p ro v e n m oney m ak e r, p ric e $5,750.00. F ile 6 2 5 9 J. G raduate Students and Seniors R oom and board, 1803 C o lo ra d o . S h o w e rs , tub s, m aid , s in g le bed*, sle e p in g p o rch e s. M e a ls ab o ve a v e r ­ age— d in in g room open to p u b lic . P H O N E 2-0104 Room and Board B O A R D A N D ro o m * fo r m en s tu d e n ts a t 1905-7-7 V2 U n iv e r s it y A v e n u e . N e a r m ain e n tra n c e o f U n iv e r s it y . R e a s o n a b le p rice-, M r * . O d ie M in a t r a , phone 0044. R O O M S A N D B O A R D f o r b o ys. N o r t h ­ e a st c o rn e r of ca m p u s. 2507 S a n J a ­ P h o n e tub and s h o w e rs. cin to . B o t h 2-1725. S P A N I S H - S P E A K I N G g irls and S p a n is h m a jo r* — see M rs. H u m p h re y for imeleeh was one of the h a rd e st hit. His wind was gone. He had only a lot of speed a n d a t h o r o u g h b r e d ’s he ar t to go on. Still he won fo ur ra ces out of seven, including the Preakness and the Belmont Stakes. With the finest kind of cou ra ge he lasted the mile and a half of the l a tt e r and held off Your Ch an c e 's closing rush. three-year-olds are no t be tte r th a n J But B im elech w a s n o t as good this y e a r as he w as la s t year. T h e r e f o r e , h e w a s a bum . A n d la st w eek w h e n he s te p p e d on a r o c k a t S a r a to g a a n d s u sta in e d a foot in ju ry t h a t e n d e d his r a c in g d ays, it w a s p ro ved t h a t he w as a bum . F o r no g ood h o rse w o u ld step on a rock. There you have the stories of a hero and a bum. Lots of folks get some mighty peculiar ideas about heroes and bums. Yes, indeed. Exams- (Continued from page I) Fr. A b.2: G. H. 203 Fr. l b . 2: G. H. 3 Fr. 2 3 6 : M B. 3 0 4 Ger. l b : J. B. 301 Ger. 33 2 : J. B. 303 Gov. I Ob. 2: M. B. 202 Gov. 443b : WL IL 210 His. 1 5 a : G. lf. 113 His. 2 3 y : G, H. IOO His. 55x: G. H. 200 His. 55z: WL H. 101 His. 65z: G. H. 101 J. 12b : G. B. 301 Lat. Bb: M. B. 306 L. S. 430a: M. B. 203 M. E. 3 5 2 : Eng. B. ISS Phi. 230 : G. IL 213 P. Ed. 3 4 3 : G. H. 205 P. Ed. 3 6 0 : U. H. S. Gym. Phy. 3 8 6 : P hysics B. 301 P sy. 3 1 0 .3 : S. H. 20 3 Psy. 224 : S. H. 303 P. M. 8 0 4 .1 : WL H. 14 P. M. 30 4 .2 : WL H. 8 P. M. 225: WL H. IO Soc. 310: M, B. 201 Ed. 3 0 1 : A. B. 305 Ed. 3 0 4 P : S. H. 210 Ed. 21 6 : S. H. 208 Ed. 31 7 : S. H. 206 Ed. 4 2 1 a : G. H, 3 Ed. 2 5 y : S. H. 227 Ed. 27a: WL H. 116 Ed. 2 3 3 : A. R. 105 Ed. 2 4 0 : M. B. 3 0 6 Ed. 3 4 0 : M. B. 306 Ed. 2 4 3 : A. B. 3 07 Ed. 2 4 7 : S. H. 208 Ed. 46 1 a : S. H. 101 Ed. 2 6 1 P: G. H. 303 Ed. 462b : S. IL 204 Ed. 2 8 1 : S. IL ICI E. E. 4 1 0 : E ng. B. M I E. E. 35b : E n g. B. 139 E. la . I : M. B. 208 E. l b . l i M. B. 204 E. l b . 2 : M. B. 305 E, 1 2 a .I: WL H. 310 E. 12b ,I : M. B. 302 E. 12b.2: P h y s ic s B. 203 FL 22 1 .1 : M. B. 311 E , 3 5 y : M. B . 202 i E, 268 : M. B. 203 Texan W ins Trapshooting Title And Does It the Hardest W ay u v ■ , , , , . . Forest, McNeir, 6o-year-old Houstonian, showed ev ery on e w hat wa- m ea n t by a f i g h t ™ , spirit w hen he won the North American t r . L l sh ooting championship W ednesday as Vandalia, Ohio. W e a r in g a high, stiffly-sta rch ed collar, th e T exan paid no attentio n ncaday as college A .l-S ta r s W ed- they co n cen trated on to a strong wind as he cracked 200 straight to beat the best in the way,K o { st o PPinK the P a ck er s’ bom- iand for tra p d o o r s tou gh est title.4'-------------------------------------- ------- ------- ; bardm ents when f r e r " team* tw o the T ,,W L „ V J* the on lY P ^ 'fpct cou n t of and finally fell before Mr. Mc- p]ay their annuaJ c h a n t y gam e PAGE 3 AI1 Stars Drill for Air Raids The famed aerial attack* o f the Green Bay Packer.*. fAnfhuii ; .f e s s son i i a e nay, and it ga v e Mr. McNeir a N’eir’g perfect count. a rn pions ip he had tied 1920 and 1935, only to the sh o o to ffs. for in; lo*, {’n'I u - e~n t __— _ F o W y e a " a* ° he U U f r ° m * building rn Houston, su ff e r in g a B u t W ed n esd ay he w a s n ot to hroken Dack and 8 crushed !eft the headlines f o r the Ba k in 1910 Mr M cN eir hit might even break the news at Thursday evening dinner at the to the fam ily that you flunked Deshler-W a !lic k Hotel. Florence that math course again. S ta rrin , a they w ill elated w ith A u gu st L e o ninger, w ill have something to o ffe r that w ill be the chief gueM. A t the F rid a y make registration easier fo r you luncheon, a newspaper girl. Helen j when you come back in Septem ber, Bow er of the D etro it F ree Press, and they w ill g lad ly undertake to i find you so™«"« ‘ hat any service which illegal cr .illy w ill be under- cal publishing house. Ph ilip For- U n re st , , . „ I. .end the f# f f#rej S ,n rr »•>« S a tu rd a y w ill Pe given over to ter, m anaging editor o f the Cleve- ta L f n* land P la in D ealer, w ill symposium. * « » » J nto they have o p e r a t e , Aueust ar.-wered calls ranging from tutor- Unguage exam , the job symposium. Am ong those and typSn|? ma^ r -5 the5M to {in d . who w ill speak are M illic e n t E a s te r o f the Southern H otel on “ Hotel and T h e ater Pro m o tio n ,” Pa u lin e Sm ith on “ I C over Organizations, C hurches, Schools and < onven- tions and Lik e It . ” and D orothy the Columbus Todd F o s te r of Dispatch on “ A So ciety E d ito r Looks at Hot J b.” mg someone a cook and keeping children while the parents go out. So fa r they have not had a re ­ quest to make or break dates, but they will probably do it if your approach is right. In short, there is sure to be something they can do for you some time, and if you find yourself m a tight place, re­ gardless of the dimensions, their sendee w ill be en tirely at your “ D epartm ent Store A d vertisin g w ill be given by M a ry S. M organ, advertising m anager of The Fash- disposal, ion Com pany, Columbus. M el Vina Pu m p h rey, who does publicity for A m erican A irlin es in Los A ngele-, w ill discuss H a rr ie t D a ily C ollins, assistant editor o f the Ohio S ta te M onthly, w ill talk about “ College P u b lic a ­ tions.” “ Social W o r k P u b lic ity ” and “ Press Ph o to g ra p h y” w ill also be discussed. “ A irlin e Pu b lic ity .' A member of the s ta ff of P. M., N e w Y o rk paper which accepts no ad vertisin g S a tu rd a y lune D elegates v the c ity Sunday. make a Southeast Texans To Have Fall Dance The Southeast Texas Club, com­ posed of students in the U n iv e r­ sity' from Beaum ont, P o rt A rth u r, Silsbee, Nederland, Port Neches, So u r Lake, (R a n g e and other towns of that d istrict will sponsor speak at the a fad dance on Septem ber 7, at the Beaum ont C oun ty Club, from I. M usic w ill be furnished the dance by Jo h n Su lliv an ’our of 9 f Stanford Stresses Higher Ll. T. Pay presi- and hb orchestra. is at- M a r y Ruth H untington, dent of the active chapter, The dance w ill be given in honor tipndine a- delegate to the con- < f new students from that section vention. V ern a D ean C raven , who plan to attend the U n iv e rsity president of the alum nae and J u lia F a y e R ad er wil *ent the alum nae group umbus. group, th;- fa ll and com plim entary bids repre- w ill be given those who w ill be in Col- here fo r the firs t time. Bids w ill be mailed to thes<* students and ------- must be presented at the door fo r admission. O th e r students and outsiders who plan to attend must -ecure bids b efore the dance which w ill be $1 per couple. said “ I he seats of large de- should be paid a* is student graduating In view of this fact, its ; purpose, Comm ittee w orking on the dance in Beaum ont this summer have n each and e very b ' 1 pi* ti lr other arg* been .Jane B r a nard, form er Un: Ja s . A , Star,- v e rs ify student, Ja c k Brookshire. it . '•‘king ne re lecen tly. Tho«e faculty, who devote their working in A u stin are M arg u erite and t n< rgy to the st m c* W atte and E rn e st Brow ne. Bids ’> - ai d g .i • who come may be secured from any of these The club plans to give a schol­ arship to The U n iv e rs ity of Texas a t the end o f the year to some from L a m a r I niversjty of Texas i know n n tern atio n aily a- one o f (J u n io r College and proceeds from the N a tl th* dance w ill be used fo r this or s greatest learning fa c u lty salaries part mc n universe ford, spi “ The fu ll time I «»f the hen fro rn a ll over the world, and people. to ma int ao of our I handicap M r. Si the Lei sire ssed do a n ­ thill U p O f f cern <■* the club ar* Cooper nix er s ity , -hould not be H a w t h o r n e , president; Bobby .Sharpievs, vice-president; M arg ­ Ja c k I. He Brookshire, tre a su re r; E rn e s t W in- i: Ord et to Ste!, *ergeant-at-arms; and M ary Place t train in g fo r Bes- Dpr*ey, reporter. ped by in su ff en? p ay.” an rd « a ca n d id a tf for ut U te W a t t 5', and Cooper H aw thorne. . ti:' high -tai:.la ids t a u ti k web w ork s e c r e ta r y ; Mature, Mi F r\ eej in t ne in ce rely be- ea t> a 1- Ah* raj gave me rid the ex- ng so. W hile »rne G* ne I ► Gem A r led Sta n fo ld the r bills; and iS'fd upon the v a lid ity i tin na lily o f m any of said that latson, determ ined ef- n- ‘Steiit work to bet- »t only the* U n iversity eIe ern *>synary institu- I* *iiuj of the p ti - J of h Reprt sentati' e County. Ti Le v i ala ture ) i eve that A t t s i slant th* ri hi ti amir peru I:; ? I need i- I was Assistant eral,” I -in.; M r. me rn b. s o f the I upon me t o preps rat ton fu rth e r. I p and cousin, them ," M r. proper leg;’ fort arui ce ley serve n but all o u ! i ions, snout ma ry a i ms from Travis ox D O N ’T M E N T I O N I T I ten V* ii] K aufm an, who today play- in Pat amount's a Germ an aide “ M y st ery Sea R a id e r,” refuses to from producers want him to play more H itler ■ es. He did the ch aracter most recen tly in “ B ritis h In tellig en ce,” and fears being typed. to offers w H A S M A N Y T A L E N T S ( m u d e r< Colbert, today starred witri Ra\ M illa rd in Pa ra m o u n t’.* -A • < M y L o v e ,’’ once supported herself by selling dre* - designs for dollars a; < e and giving f o r which she L r el h ’ barged four dollars per hour. lessons, H E S A P A L •’ on I ster, who took Made- Ie * re* C arroll from G a ry Cooper in N f th W est M< unted P o lic e ,” to- day is loose again. He takes Dor- \ •>«! oth> Lam our fro m Hilbert Pres- in Param ount'g “ Moon O ver C W v<\ es- * n \ astel i i im Me ti i th* ,hn student ♦*vnoo!, day. P e a rt* ** fro m Grand Saline. Burm a, Barbara Hu To Be Married n S t Louis MIS S B A R B A R A H I L L of St. ihe U n ive rsity , w ill he m arried F rid a y night at the C entral Presb yterian Church in St. Louis, to VV. N eil Johnson of Dallas. ex-student of Louis, Mrs. Sidney B. H ull w ill he m a­ tron of honor, Miss Dorothy H a rd y of Dallas w ill be maid of ho nor,' Johnson and and Misses B e tty Ja n e M etzger of D allas,: Cecilia and Miss B e tty Ja n e Moore of Em p oria, K an., w ill be brides­ maids. Miss Barbee T a ylo r, ex-student of the U n iv e rs ity and niece o f V . I. M oore, Dean o f Men, was ma ­ to M urray rled S a tu rd ay night W in n of San Antonio, at the F ir s t M ethodist Church in A rlin g ­ ton. Miss E v a Colson, student in th* U n iv e rsity , played the organ. A t ­ tendants were Mrs. W illia m F re e ­ man Jr . , m atron of honor; Mi.-s E la in e Taylor, sister of the bride, maid of honor, and E v e ly n Gath- ings, M ildred U lrichson, and Lyn- ette T a ylo r, bridesmaids. Groomsmen w ere Bob W in n , brother of the bridegroom. W il­ liam Freem an J r . , H a rv e y Buchek, and W a lte r D raeger. The couple w ill be at home in San Antonio a fte r a wedding trip to the W e s t Coast. • Miss M arg a ret Thoma* and Mi*. Ja n e Olyphant entertained Monday afternoon at th eir home. 2812 North Guadalupe, fo r Miss Mar- garetnel Rutledge who w ill be married to B illy Thom as on Sep­ tember 13. The a f f a ir was in the form of a seated tea. The house w'as decorated with summer flow ers, and the guests played bride’s games. The priz* s were presented to Miss Rutledge, and the hostel sos also gave her a luncheon set. A p p roxim ately t w e n t y-five friends of the bride attended. L a n g u a g e s T u t o r T e a c h e s A n y a n d A l l Miss No end Sc bu eh men, langu­ ages tutor, is giving instruction in Fren ch, G erm an, Russian every day, except S a tu rd ay a fte r­ noon from 3 to 6 o'clock. She conducts her classes in G arrison H all. and Sponsored by the Austin Public Schools, Miss Schuchmen tutor* in reading, w riting, and conversation of the three languages. H e r stu­ dents range from beginners and townspeople to tutors and candi­ dates for doctor’s degrees. F u rth e r inform ation m ay be se­ the Austin Pu b lic cured Schools or from Miss Schuchmen at 2-7496. from H O S P I T A L L I S T St. D avid ’s H osp ital: Tom Unis. Ill at home: C arolyn Stum pf. In the Groove B Y J A C K A D K IN S A sso cia ts Am usem ent* E d ito r D U R IN G T H E P A S T few months it seems to us that the swing hands of the nation have undergone a change in style which has been much better fo r the listening audience’s ear. than the previous p u re * P a rtic u la rly in the reed section where the tendency seems to be to base that section on clarin ets or a combine of clarinets and saxes rather sax. The new' style ce rta in ly gives the band much more smoothness and rhythm . The clarinets seem to have a richness in q u ality that panim ent to the treble solo, in case you don’t know, is a type of piano-pounding which o rig inat­ is charac­ ed terized by a rolling base accom- in the South, and the saxes don t have. E X - W A X • V e r y few white men are really able to p lay good boogiew oogie, Bob Zurke being the only well- R E C O R D S T H E out seem to be going more to the I Hinds, we late ly known one. G etting back to Papa should mention his the hot s tu ff “ Boogie-W oogie M axixe,” which left com paratively' alone. we have never heard, but has the w arm er ones been highly acclaimed by some of Jim m y D orsey’s our *roov«-hound compatriots. -woet side with being Fhe hest might disc. good sax breaks, by Jim m y him- I T ’S D I F F E R E N T of include “ Dolom ite.” It has some • self, we presume. / A N E O F T H E re ally d iffe re n t of Cole : vee rd mg Priz e record we heard was ‘ he U bands that w e’ve been hear- P o rte r’s jng is J e r r y Shelton’s coming out F riendship, done by the I . Dor- of the Am bassador E a s t Hotel in soy fam ily, m ountain branch. W ith C h ic a g o on N B C Red at l l o’clock their at night. He tries to combine the an organ accom panim ent, own country harm ony combined modern and classical pieces, espe- with P o rte r’s hilarious l,vrics can d a lly paying attention to swing- ing the classics. This is a thing put any six h illb illy bands around this neck of the woods to shame, we don’t approve of m o rally, but- i his record is Bluebird B-1080 5. On the other side is a re a lly classy J piece of musical satire by Char- 'ey B arn et and his orchestra n ^ , v ©r R h y t h m t o H a v e ''rC'!: rn s, noticeably B lu e Barro n. ‘ imitates other orehes- First Big Jam Session it. sounds good m usically. --------- i i i i , n . t i n t ^ A rtie Shaw records (V ic to r 29542). Since I first tirne- One of the most popular of the I H ollyw ood today is bringing a i s j H ve session to the screen for the new' “ F re n e s i" Out a t Param our one of the A rtic re-organized his band symphonic form w ith some tw en ty hottest jiv e sessions since N ero members, he has re a lly done some * fiddled while Rome burned is in swell stu ff. This Ita lia n piece has I Progress on the set of “ Rhythm a swell cla rin et solo in the reg- on the R iv e r*” led by that doctor ular Shaw- style. . ° f rhythm from Gonzaga Univer- I sity, B in g Crosby. frt, The Andrew's Sisters put out “ I l in ... , . . l W a n t M y M am m a" in typ ical An- L B ' T , ’ " drew.,’ style. Tho lyrics aren ’t , 0 I l j t.. . “ star, ’ “ . ‘ 1 ct ( a , * wrings the In k Spots i lla J , lo -T is perform ing before he became . m o v ie this one scene w ithout the big fu ll orchestra USUa lly supports him when he in ‘ .’ . T V rhythm boy , K W K H Hood aa I o’clock, th eir M A K E S D IS C O V E R Y rn Stop P re te n d in g " and “ Y ou’re j croons a new hit fo r the film s. Break in g M y H e a rt A ll O ver 1--------------------------------- A g a in .” Both are nice pieces, but I neither near aa “ W hisp ering G rass.” we think E v e r y M onday m o raine Boh H oP e “ discovered” his com- from edy ta l* n‘ * #n« "W k * during his rn s l '>k-a "d-dance vaudevdl, a rt be- 12 u n til I « m anaeer .rf the ■theater Shreveport has „ program th ey asked him to introduce the other coil Di call B lu e M onday on which only J;. acts on the program. Hope, today J j transcribed blues are nlaved. T h e y 1 “ • co-starred with Pa u lette Goddard 3 rea i\ ha\e some good pieces, but jn Pa ra m o n t’s “ The Ghost Break- we think the blues piece to end • (>rs,” made the audience roar with ail Lin - M ill Blues, laughter at his jokes. Hi' wras a In c id e n ta lly they played a nice comic from then on. R a y K y se r disc of the “ St. Louis .................... Blu es,” w th G in n y Sims on the vocal. C O I N C I D E N C E , • , , —...... -.l r» if ' ‘ r *‘ a a « j f 1 , ' , , , i i , . 1 role tune A n other blues H enry W ’lcoxon, who has the th a t we in Para m o u n t’s top male is one re a lly go fo r, and think “ M ys te ry Sea R a id e r,” film of o f the funniest, is W ood y H e r­ the curren t war, studied at Wool- m an’s “ The Blues Upstairs, and mere College, Kingston. Jam aica, the Blues D ow nstairs.” B u t speak- which c ity is pictured in the new mg of ‘ he Saint Louis Blue- re- Urania. N a tive fisherm en in King- minds u« of E a r l "I'a th e l H inds’ ston harbor are shown in the act version in “ Boogie W oogie on the I 0f finding a clue to the captured in j Saint Louis Blu es.” Pap a H inds ship which W ilcoxon captains sure goes a fte r that boogie, which the film. ’ M a i s i e ’ The third in the series of Maisie is currently showing at the Para- : mount. N ot having seen the first ’ tw o wm’re not in a position to make I an y comparison, but a t best “ Gold i Rush M aisie” is mediocre. B y using the word mediocre, we don t mean bad but merely me­ dium-done. The acting or the story is built p rim arily to c a rry along M aisie on her adventurous career, present a few sidelights, and wend its w ay onward. is Ann Sothern com pletely M aisie, absorbed more or less. A t our cou rt of honor, acting medals, however, would go to Mary' Nash and Jo h n F . H am ilton fo r their v e ry sincere and down-to-earth p ortrayals of the tenant couple, B o rt and Sarah D avis. T h e y con­ tribute much to the entertainm ent value o f the film . V irg in ia Weid- ler as the young daughter, Ju b ilee, also proves heir up-and-coming- ness. Im portant consideration in the film is the theme o f the farm ers w ith out farm s roam ing about the cou ntry ea g e rly jum p in g at the chance to find gold. Covered by it pre- “ The Grapes of W ra th ,” I sents fa ir ly w ell the picture of people, in desperation, looking fo r I some God-sent m ental and eco­ nomic security, and failin g they faith, but hope on, I don’t ; knowing some day it w ill come. — J A C K A D K IN S . lose ’ O u r T o w n ' in being tenderness Losing none of its wistfulness and trans­ posed to the screen, “ Our T ow n,” now showing at i i that actual changed m a in ly scenery the is used boxes and ladders which made it so distinctive on the stage. in instead of the State, life in a small town, and It is still a simple little story of it achieves its point— th at of putting over the fact that small town life is just as dram atic, tragic, and happy as urban life — better than we expected. j The I C u rtain the is changed to the “ n a rra to r” on the “ stage m anager” of production C lub U R R S IT S JIX l T O D A Y OX L Y A N N E S H IR L E Y IX “ HOUSE OF SEVEN GABLES" screen, but loses none o f its e f­ fect. M arth a Sco tt and W illia m Holden, as the couple who grew' up together and fin a lly m arried are ve ry good, and the support­ ing cast is better than average. That is, all except F a y B ain ter, who didn’t lose quite enough of her sophistication to p lay a coun­ try housewife. E sp e c ia lly effective was the scene in w-hich E m ily hovers be­ tween life and death, and comes back the dimness of that space of time to view her own and her fa m ily ’s actions from an objective point o f view. from — E L I Z A B E T H W H A R T O N . A C T IN G C O U P L E F o r the fir s t time in years, F a y “ M a H a rd y ” Holden and her hus­ band, David Clyde, are w orking on lot at the same time. the same H e’s playing a comedy p art in “ The Philadelphia she’s S to r y ” w orking on the adjoining sound Je a n e tte M acD onald ’s stage as mother in “ B ittersw e et.” and H A L L ID A Y P O R T R A Y A L Jo h n H a llid a y plays K a th arin e LA ST D A Y ! 30c 'T IL I STATE OUR TOWN SOL LESSER ptM*BO HOS ITH! I I I 0 I I MR* Raft* WILLIAM MARTHA HOLDEN • SCOTT f kiltie. STARTS F R ID A Y ! A* nm WW* CAPITO L E N D S S c h o o l C h i l . 10c T O D A Y I T o d a y I til 5 T H E M O S T E N T E R T A I N I N G P R O ­ G R A M O F T H E Y E A R ..................... .... So *' W&itde/iaM' P l u s ! T H E F I V E B E S T It S H O R T S O F T H E S E A S O N ! S t a r t . F R I D A Y TEXAS Always 15c T ill S P . 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