t h I: f Vol. XIV. s o u t hTEXAN i r s t C o r I L L t G F d a i l y u n ^ i n t h e Al S H N , T E X A S , T H T R S I) A Y , APRIL 2. 1911. many. it undoubtedly sum Dr' *’,aska antl ,lu‘ 1 diversity texas WINS IN double h ead er ON CLARK FIELD !n | irst of I I. A. \. Contests Texas ARTICLES GIVEN IN in.in de khi ss b r i n g c o m m e m Personalities of .V.v pa ,H>r Ar, Su):. ject of ( riticism Among University I eople ( rentes Sensation. 11T ’WRESTLERS WILL BE SELECTED IN ea r ly contests hall Team Defeated Daniel Replete with tootling denounce­ D*am to Represent Texas jn First ments and she. king developments, Intercollegiate Wrestling ( oldest Baker in Hard-Fought (James. V isito rs Misplay in First. Mill Be t hosen by Preliminaries. Persona, I in Doubt. The Blunderbuss,’’ Varsity's new est publication, rn,.de q- appearance on the campus yesterday morning. Til, new periodical is a six page, sin column sensation, and while it may Ii av minds ol been intended for a jok. instances iii several • •veiled in h ittin g the nail upon the head Ever** eelehiity in and about the Universitv i was given due notoriety unwel­ co m e, no doubt, but notoriety never the most pronoun* .-<1 (betoss- ot ! character. TeSas defeated Daniel Baker today ],v taking Doth games of a double- ht,a,j(., th, cores being 15 to 0 and o to I. These were the* opening games f01. tv va i Die Texas Intercollegiate Athletic \ ail iation, and are the first cames that will be counted in deter­ mining the State championship this •eason. The first game was slow and miiite,voting, and the result was never in doubt after the second inning. Howevei the visitors showed a com- I • a1 of form in the second k the first game by out-I to th* slaving the visitors in every depart­ ment. D aie l Baker displayed poor !: »* first game, and Texas fielding had no tumble in scoring through their misplays. Announcement was made of th, I resignation of President Me/es to a, | cept the leadership of Tammany, an i the election to his office of the pres I cut (inventor; attention was directed maintenance upon the campus of improper houses, a fa, t that is well known to every one who has even heard of the temporary shacks; an imaginary midnight episode was i elated in which Dean Benedict and Dr. John Keen were the principal characters; faculty members for the violation of liquor laws was chronicled; the i n n foot .•rrors sent A t v 0-ba '■ hit by Anderson and I hall schedule was dismissed, aion ; the d isch arg e of the a th le ti errors added another pair in the third. J v ith t r i k e and a single by I authorities by Henry R e e v e s ; a ch A missed th ird Bankroll added another in the fifth, tailed account was given of the or TI -* Loin: horns sewed the game up n the • c l. Singles by W im m er Da rubied I a n d Massey, and four infield in men across the plate, Four more crossed the plate in the , ganization among faculty m em bers the arrest of -ixth on two singles and infield er­ in the ror- On eighth and ninth on errors and a sin­ , gle by Mays. each was added < Bat M- : u ■ 0 i A larg.. nes.se, I th box seme; • I enthusiastic crowd wit- Following is the '•imes. I irs! (Ja n ie . . 6 I V A R S IT Y — A B R II PO A E V*It 0 Gambrel!, 2b. 4 0 Massey, -■ s......... . 3 0 2 0 2 0 May-, lf.............. . 5 2 2 I 0 0 Cartwright, cf. . . 5 0 0 0 0 0 Young, r f ............ . 5 I 0 0 I dimmer, lh. 0 0 . 4 3 2 l l 0 Edmovl, 31). I 3 . 4 I 0 Anderson. <*. 3 I . 4 I Moore, p............. . 3 2 2 I 3 0 Perry, ss............ 0 0 I ‘ . 5 V 0 0 2 0 4 I 0 0 0 I 2 0 0 I Brown, p 3 I I I . 42 15 15 27 l l 0 d i s t a n c e s m a r k e d . n ^ ‘ king the finish and starts Do rent distances have been in Clark plaecMi ti round the track Heretofore the distances for ! I e a races had to be measured ‘or every Hack meet held. A t the B n ish for all races posts are finish of each rho -tarting place for each lataf;cf. js marked with the signs for ’ Iva races. These posts are Permanent and Mr. T aylo r says that ^ have been needed for some time. 'r 'Heating the f f ! " “ It is reported that of a ‘ Nickel Beer Association,’’ and some interesting statistics disclosed revealing the prevalence of drunken- ness among over -OOO of our 2f>oo the students. beauty hints’’ were made very di­ rect, and the “ personals” were de- idedly personal. Authorities say that (In* editorial page was more or less of a resume, hut well handled and cleverly written. The entire sheet was full of trite sayings and telling shafts of humor, it being evident that the trenchant pen of some of Yar- journalists had b ty ’s most gifted I been (ailed into service to make a success of this new and interesting University publication. Thad Scott has returned from a few days’ visit to Houston. 1). B A K E R A B R H PO A E Fo iliard, lf. . . . .. 4 0 2 2 0 0 Young,.!Ii. . . . . .. 4 0 0 12 0 5 0 Gibbs, c............ .. 3 0 I 0 0 Freeland, rf. . . . .. 3 0 0 I 4 0 Adams, p......... .. 3 0 0 I \nderson, 2b. . .. 3 0 0 0 4 o 3 0 0 0 3 0 J ray, ss............ 0 Wilkinson, 3b. . 3 0 0 3 0 0 ^mith, c f ......... . 3 0 0 I 4 I I 29 0 3 24 13 Score by innings: i R. IL E. I x— 15 Varsity ....... 0 6 2 0 I 4 I I). Baker ... 0 O O O 0 0 0 0 0— 0 Sum mary: Two-base hits, Folltard, Gibbs, Bambrell, Moore. Stolen bases, Jambrell, Massey, Young, Anderson, Simmons. Struck out, by Moore 4, by Brown 5, by Adams 2, Sacrifice Fit, Um- Edmond. Time of game, 1:40. Second ( J ame. pire, Lewis. V A R S IT Y L Gambrell, 2b. . Massey, ss. . . . Fowler, lf. Francis, 3b. .. Hooper, rf. . . . \nderson, c. .. Cone, p........... Cartwright, rf. Edmond, db. . Wimmer, lb. . I). B A K E R - Eolliard, lf. • Gibbs, c........... Adams, lb. .. Anderson, 2b. A B R II PO A E * * 3 I I 3 I I •)O 0 4 0 I 0 0 3 0 0 I I 4 0 2 JO I 2 0 (I 2 0 I 0 2 0 0 0 I 2 0 0 0 0 0 r* I 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 I I 3 I 0 0 0 0 0 I 0 0 0 0 0 I 0 0 0 3 0 0 __ — — — — — 2 6 27 IO IO I A B R H PO A K 0 0 0 4 0 I 0 0 4 0 0 I I) I 4 0 0 I i I 4 0 0 6 I 0 4 0 0 0 I 2 0 0 2 2 I 0 0 0 3 I 3 0 0 4 0 0 0 4 0 3 0 I — — — 31 I I Gray, ss.......... Wilkinson, 3b. Phillipp, cf........... 3 Reagan, p. . • ■ Score by innings 3 24 8 R. H. Varsity ......... ® ® D. Baker . . . 0 0 I E. 0 0 0 1 0 I x--2 >0 0 0 0 0 1 0-- I S u m m a r y : Three-base hit, Young. Stolen base, Massey. Double play, Massey to Gambrell to Young. Sac­ rifice hit, Gambrell. Struck out, by Cone 9, by Reagan IO. Time of game, 1:30. Umpire, Lewis. In anticipation ut th,, dual a re I iilu; m;‘t, ll between th, I im ersiM * 1' x',s- 11 I ,iU*n a r “ w o rk in g hard. is report, d that \ ai.sit It n c ir, i la ml a tining the w rem h r s that \< A laska h as n im of 11,,, ; , ^ , m at men in the M isso u ri V a lle y r >M .MS A er Shop Invites you ti rail. 2ou r ^ I Eatable 1871 N A L L E Mill Work U Phones 172 M.terUI. 60j-«23 E. 6th S, RING 3327 And {lave Th# ST U D EN T S- PRESSING CLI, Doctor that suit aa you tlk your trunk. Corner of , „ b G„ ( ^ w i l l i a m ^ g r i m e s 4 BRO. " " " f f lB N K s j - . Dealers In C H O IC E B E E F , MUTTON pork K AN D V EA L ’ Corner 24th and Guadalupe St. Old Phone 5 2 . Nfw ' V ?rr e t - I SJT C ome nnd nee un fo r Jm i, sh„ . i» t B I R N B A M & FEHR Opposite the Driskill Hotel. e 113 East Sixth Street. A U S T IN FLORAL CO 723 Congress Avenua G L O E OLSSON, Florist 105 East Fifteenth St. Largest Establishment in Central and South Texas To Graduates of Any Profession- 1913-1914 You Pay Me When You Mako Good G e n u in e Deep Shaft M c A le s te r Coal Noxv is the time to lay in your Winter Supply M c A l e s t e r Coal Co. Both Phones 246. NELSON DAVIS & CO. IMPORTERS ANI) W H O L E S A L E GROCERS 07-111 W EST FOURTH ST. SWANN FU R N IT U R E CARPET CO. T H E BIG STORE 401 Congress Avenue F’urnish F’raternitv Houses on Credit W . A . Achilles & Co. Dealers in F A N C Y G R O C ERIES AND C O U N T R Y PRODUCE H E A DQ I ARTERS for Everything Good to Ext “ if it’s good to eat, we have it. BBfl “ lf we have it, It s tfood to eat. Especial attention to Sororities *B^ Fraternities Guadalupe and 16th Sts. Phone PICTURE FRAMING OUR STUDY I f we framed it, it has oar Label. If it has our La WI i f s Perfect. We stand hind the Label. C. M. MILLER ART MATERIALS 711 CONGRESS AVENER THE ELLIOTTS M AKERS OF URTL'RE 814 Congress Avenue- H O G G C L U B P R O G R A M . Corner l i t h and Avenue Phone 3086 I W ill Faint Your Shingl# T his y e a r the freshm en declam ation contest prom ises to be one of the most hotly fought o rato rical contests that was ever held in the auditorium . The ten speakers a re am ong the best de­ in the freshm an class, and claim ers all are devoting a g rea t deal o f tim e to p racticing th eir selections, and the occasion gives prom ise o f consider­ able The interest and enthusiasm . coveted prize consists o f $25, given by FL I*. W itm o t of A u stin . The con­ test w ill take place in the auditorium of the main building on M onday night, A p ril t). A ll speeches w ill be lim ited to six minutes. The ten freshm en chosen w ill meet M r. W . FL M asterson today at the public speaking office, room 102 law building, for a few m inutes in which to a rra n g e for rehearsals. Columbia Mazda Lamps A. E. HANCOCK C O M PA N Y Plumbing, Heating, Electric Work. to t Cong. Ave. Phones 198 T H E S E C R E T O F T H E P O P U L A R I T Y O F A U S T I N M A I D F L O U R Lies in its in d ivid u ality. Its p o p u lar not because its m ade in A u s tin , but because its m ade S U P E R I O R . Q U A L IT Y M IL L S , Newly Incorporated. Austin, Texas AUSTIN SANITARIUM LAUNDRY W e do family washing. Students’ laundry a specialty. Shirts ii cents, i or 25 cents; underwear, 12i/£ cents per suit. All work strictly guaranteed. G. W . V A R D E N , Proprietor. The re g u lar m eeting of the Hogg Deb*!('err* Cud) w ill be held M onday I. A ll members aru , t. v. sent for the tra n s a c ­ ‘‘Ve un, tion of important business. The fol­ lowing program w ill be g iven: Declam ation, Senor. Debate: Sub ject, “ Resolved, T h a t leg islatu re a special session of tho should be called fo r the purpose o f providing for m a jo rity nom inations in the p rim aries.’’ A ffir m a tiv e : C allo w ay, W ild . N eg ative, B y e rs , Hayden. extem pore speech, T ille r. LA T E R I L L I V M E E T IN G . I hi follow ing p rogram w ill be ren­ dered Thursda yevenin g a t 8 o’clock ut e ir ls ’ study h a ll: Debate “ Resolved, Sp an ish : I lint women should propose to men’’’ in A ffir m a tiv e : N e g a tiv e : Las (lamas. La s senores. Special music: V ictro la demon­ stration of modern M exican music. Sp ecial games. Refreshments. W I N SC INT A \ P L A Y NAME D. A f t e r m any weeks of persuasion and fu tile attem pts, the name of the W inson ian D ram atic Club play has leaked out. A ccording to all reports, the title ot the play is “ A Sum m er M id n ig h t’s S cream ,” and, as the name is a tra v e s ty on im plies, the play Shakesp eare’s “ A comedy, fam ous M idsum m er N ig h t’s D ream .’’ A ll of tin- characters in this m asterpiece are represented but under in the W in so n ian play, ludicrous disguises. S e veral men w ill p articip ate in the performance who are try-outs, and should th eir a b ility be shown to ad ­ vantage in the corning p lay, w ill be­ come re g u la r members of the org an­ ization. M r. Sp ann is one of the try- , is rendering the role of outs, and J . FL Goten v e ry successfully M r. is try in g out for one of M cD onald in all prob- j the a b ility w ill be aw arded w ith such part. * leading roles, and ? The costumes foT the play w ill be furnished by a leading firm in N ew ! Orleans, and xviii be unusually at- I tra ctive. The scenery for this pro- j duction w ill be painted in A u stin , and ; the scenes w ill be both natural and ! beautiful. No expense w ill be spared : to make this p lay a g reat success, and the students can look fo rw ard to a most enjoyable perform ance. The date has been made fo r M a y 4. ^ ou can get what you want, w hen you want it. Everything, ex tu x day, in M LA IL I ry us once and you w ill be pleased. Excelsior M eat M ark et Old Phone 625 and 725 1U> WL S IX T H S T R E E T New Phone 625 PA R T S O F B IB L E S In French, German, Italian, Bohemian and other foreign languages W i l l ! English translation accom pan yin g each verse. At TH E Al STUN B I B L E SOC IE T Y D E P O S IT O R Y ‘JIO C O N G R E S S A V E N U E G ET v o l ll T EN N IS HACKET R E S T R U N G B Y T H E A U S T IN R E S T R IN G IN G CO. in > one day to wait. Leave your racket at University Station today with at -HUsneering Building. Get it there tomorrow. Price $2.50 ' —best gut. G U A R A N T E E D 30 D A Y S . lr> t B l ( K M L M A Z D A L A M P , and convince yourself that me Buckeye Mazda gives a better light, and a smaller light bill each month. Austin Electrical Supply and Plumbing Co. New Phone 4 9 1 3 Congress Avenue O ld Chim e I W hat a Pleasure to Clubdom W e A r r a n g e T e r m s J. R. REED MUSIC COMPANY SOO CongTAvel C H A R L E S G .W U K A S H FA N . . I ANDIES SHORT O R D ER L U N C H E S r. ° ' ST ER S S E R V E D ANY S T Y L E (lUarick , Ellis, A . R. R. G. Baker O F F FOK W A X A H A C H IE . Mr. R. Ii. Skills, president of the University Press Club, and the editor leave tonight for W ax­ ahachie to attend the annual meeting of the Texas Intercol­ legiate Press Association, which will meet as the guest of Trin­ ity University. During our absence the? ed­ itorial column will be under the supervision of Mr. George Wythe, editor-in-chief of last year’s Texan. He has kindly consented to relieve us and the students, too— and we bespeak for him your hearty co-opera­ tion and support. THE B L U N D E K B l SS. This is one instance where we can not take the credit, neither will we assume the blame. The Blunderbuss was a journalistic venture foreign to The Daily s till untouched by c iv iliz a tio n , yet in the c a rry in g out of are zealous th eir custom s, and, Ilk** all b a rb a ri­ ans, follow the paths of th e ir ances­ t o r . T h e re is a t ime-h<>nored custom among them , as old as the beard of the oldest in h ab itan t, vs tii« h provides I lie exclusion of civilized man lu r from th e ir abodes and woe he unto the in trud er, for th eir law is weighty md w eig h tily doth it filii upon the »ack of the trespasser. H ow ever, even am ong this savage people the ru dim en ts of law exist. lite in tru d e r is perm itted tria l, pre ided o ver by is lectcd for his lack of brains, and a th e ir chief, who ju r y composed of I. Al. A. F o o l, M a rs and IL It. G u ilty . T h e d efend­ ant is given an atto rn ey for his de­ fense and is perm itted to speak for h im self; but no m atter how h eart­ rending m ay be his gestures and how just his plea, the ju ry w ill, w ithout exception, produce the a w fu l v e r d i't of “ g u ilty .” B u t the In h ab itan ts of It. H a ll are not man eating , and if the victim does not collapse with apoplexy, though his hope is fain t, he might live through it all and cherish still • lo1 idea o f ad m o nishin g o th e r iuds tin* ghoul v id eals to bew are of hounted, la b y rin th ia n terraces of It. 1,a|L A T R Y O U T . As to tin* Biti i i i I iii*!) umm. \\ bo w rote that very w itty jo u rn a l known as the “ B lu n d e rb u s s ” ? Som e it was the h o n o rary jo u rn a lis tic sav 11 e te rn ity , but I do not th in k that th** Blu n d erb u ss reflected an y credit on them, I th in k the honorary G reek boys w ere a little I re fe r esp e cially t > on the tra ck . It is needless to here th.* personals. in this instance f the student make an enum eration of the person­ alit i< as in * > ^ t of them are a lre a d y Texan. Some OI Ute students mimi. However, one of the per- got the idea that it was issued to n a litie s re fe r!, d to the In e b riety of as an April Fool supplement to a m an ; and it was iii a cute, , s t ill an other p ersonality hugu joke our regular issue. This is, in­ referred to a m an’s chara, lur, w h ich d e e d , a mistake. It was not in I hope the g irls w ill not recognize; any way connected with The Texan. The assertion, too, that The Texan will suspend publication, and that the manager and cir­ culation manager have been dis­ charged for misappropriation of money is untrue. It was a good joke, but did us an injustice. As for the merits of the Blun­ derbuss. W e have heard it in­ timated that it was generally acceptable and received as a good joke. This, we feel sure. was the spirit in which it was issued. And, yet, we have also heard that a few of the faculty and students heartily disap­ prove of the publication. it The justified W e are not trying to justify Indeed, as it the publication. struck us, itself. There are some good features in the paper which should be com­ mended. the “ shacks” was a little raw, but it was cleverly executed. The joke (jokes) on Dr. Mezes was not bad. The personal slaps at the faculty and students were, gen­ erally, clever and not unusually hard. One thing that we ap- slap at for, alth o u g h the jib es directed to­ wards him wore p a rtly the tru th , a man s re p u ta tio n should not be made any worse than it alrea d y is t v ones who call them selves fello w student-. the those who printed th in k I B lu n d erb u ss should be punished, fo r the personals are not the o n lv very un d esirab le featu re of that very fo o l­ ish and uncanny sheet. C O N S E R V A T I V E . PERSONALS Fred Tobin has had to withdraw from the U n iv e rs ity on account of his eves. Ham Lee is v is itin g a t the P h i Gam . Se*4 H e is on his w a y to Cuba with “ R e d " W atson, an old football star. Bill Scott and Bob Sim m ons have returned fro m San A ntonio, w here they attended a m a rriag e. F O U N D — In main building, two ‘ vs on chain, w ith horseshoe a t one end. Jo h n and W illia m Sim pson have re ­ turned from G ain esville, w here they have been v is itin g home folks. A. K . Su m m erfield has returned from D allas. r 5 5. A ll* y t e x a n W H E N W E S T U D E N T ( . I V E S O U S E R X V T l O N s 0 1 A P R I L F I R S T h a p p e n i n g s <»t \ {, , u r *d by Keen OK Til I irs! Iv l*|t d i f f e r on ( F i r b r a t Opinions ton. ~ r — ' . . P O I N T I P p O U T l l I )fT h e a d v a n ta g e s of our tailor. I n a departm ent we place first e m p h a s is on SERV R E T oil g et clothes W H E N von want then, \ S , „ u want them. I I ii*.?' cj. lfe, ii a < • C (I ' v ports the h a pp e ni ng , • W h a t f ' a s the eon ‘ e s t e r d a \ . Th oulil not ma ke out. i NI aster 11(>( | o r a n d M i i, too, wer e so shocked aru kri a c e d at condut t of .sotne of t heil t h e n a u g h t y arn - Of Mf hi I t llf(-Sv,.| felt SO dl i bs l inat e to t h e i r btl their ileal oh! h e a u T a l n ^ t t he i r shoe-. fh MAV K M . U S U MOI IK I I HAT n u : I MKI I K K ,8 \ r. R E C K T E L L S O E S T K L ( ■ ( ■ L E S T O K A I S E I L O W E R S Superintendent of Public Buildings and Grounds o f I el l s ut I . ac k o f F u n d s . t h e U n i v e r s i t y F l o r i n s o f t h e c i t y s a y t h a t t h e i t en liou-a* o f t h e U n i v e r s i t y o f Tex j as i on e o f t he most b ea u t i f u l in t h e cit y, A f l o r i s t o f o n e o f t h e p r o m i j nent fl or i n! e s t a b l i s h m e n t s of A u s t i n I said t h a t t h e f l o we r s w er e o f a f i n e r t h a n t h o s e r eceived f r o m t h e in ; E a s t . house quality However it m a y be, t h e re a r e fools in e v er y ge n er at i o n , the c o l l e g e g e n orati on not except ed. Y e s t e r d ay o n e In t el l i ng o f his e f f o r t s t o ke e p t h e to of t h e m was even f r a n k e n o u g h t h e best s h a p e , Mr. Beck i n n e r j admit a n d e x p r e s s some o f hi I r el a t ed t he h i s t o r y o f t he p r o p o s i t i o n rn cst feelings by p u t t i n g on a p e c u l i a r ' of a g r e e n house. He said t h a t d u r - a nd a p p r o p r i a t e gar b. A con cion ! t he a d m i n i s t r a t i o n o f P r e s i d e n t l m g tious ( icor f r e s h m a n t h r e w up his ! I ‘m e t her, Dr. F a y b o u g h t a h om e minds a n d exclaimed, '() Tempore.. , (I l i t tl e g r e e n house. Dr. ^Hiat h a d a Mores. to I | l a y c o n s e n t e d to remove fools clad in f ool’s g a r b f ro m j j t he U n i v er s it y . Mr. Beck sa i d t h a t Is t he re no (tower tha t i public view-.' I ie i de nt P r a e t h e r a d v i s ed h u n to i such de can squelch blu nd e rb u ss es t a k e n s ma l l a m o u n t o f t h e mo n ey th a t mor al izing, d e g e n e r a t e ? a n d such de •>a. a p p r o p r i a t e d f or t he c a m p u s arui intellect ualizing invest p u r c h a s e t h e house , which w a s a b o ut t he ca mpus. I b i s e m b r y o r ef or mat Ii? by ! I f ee t ui size. hurled his i ndignation at t he c o r r u p t th* prac t i ce s ca mpus. Is t h e r e no ce ns o r he r e t h a t now prevail on Mr. B i c k s a id t h e h ou s e leaflets to sell t h a t t h e included Ile even ii! f ame d houses that were lately er ect e d on the c a mpu s, a n d that e v e ry o ne objects to A not h e r f r e s h m a n , in t he f or m of a t h i r d - y e a r g r i nd, f or a t h a t brief second out of t he l ibrary win to mumbl e, “ T h a n k (low, was heart! goodness t h a t Apri l I comes only once yea er , for else the s t u d e n t - would f o r g e t why they had conte to the Urb ver si f y. ” looked t h a t e a c h y e a r he took a s m a ll s u m o f t h e c a m p u s mo n v to a d d to tile g r e e n h o u s e . Ah a result Uh* sma l l h o u se c o n t a i n s so me of the most b e a u t i f u l a n d s o me o f t h e var i ed v a r i e t i e s in m o d e r n I l o wer g a r d e n s . f ound in f und Ilowt vet-, Mr. Beek s a y s tha t he is a n d on a c co un t of t he f l o w e r s a r e n ot a s good a limited Un could he h a d o t h e rw i se . Mr. Beck k e e p s t h e (le k- o f t h e o f f i c e r s o f t he Unicef i t y s up p li e d xx itil f lowers. MRS. II AG L E T T l o S F E VK. O L I ) P U T T B E S E OI NI). in at t on ig ht at X p a tim aid to be Mrs. Ida Cr ouch Hag le t t of Chi ca go in t h e will speak on t he “ W o r k inc Ci a- Politics” , H o u r i house. Mrs, H ag l e t t i versify g r a d u a t e a n d she i a pr ofi c i e nt s t u d e n t of political e c o n oniy. She was for five y e a r - edi tor lahot of the Mo n t a n a N e w s t he univ p a p u e r t lr a n d Im t w e e n < h i e ae o coast, a n d she is r ep o r t ed to lie p*> sessed of ex c ept io nal abi l i t y a -. a speaker. She will also a n s w e r e P t e i Collin** l ecture on Social i m uhi<*h wa- given in r e f u t i n g her e r ecently, especiall y t h at S o c i a l i s m wa t he s t a t e m e n t s a g a i n s t C h r i s t i a n i t y a n d t he home However, she will ex p l a i n Socialism as a worl d mov e ment . Shy -ays tha t 1 t he only r e m e dy t o r t he “ high co t of living” merit for all workers. is high w a g e a n d employ Y e s t e r d a y a f t e r n o o n t he t o u r n a m e n t to place t h e r a n k i n g of do u bh com menced. Eijght m a t c h e r we r e played, each ma t ch co ns i s t i n g of t wo sets. It r espon se f r o m “ i e x a to a request T e n n i s ” to give t h e m t h e r a n k i n g of the best t e a m s , bolti s t u de nt a n d fat­ is bei ng held uity, this t o u r n a m e n t fol The m a t c h e s y e s t e r d a y , wert* a Br oad a n d S t a c y 2, Pur c el l a n d Estill a n d T h o m a on I, S u t t o n a n d F a y I • » Penick a n d J a m e s 2, I boma and Rix and T h o ma I, Wh e n r y a n d Cal Br oad a n d S u e y 2, W h e a r y a n d Estill a n d T h o m a s o n 0, P eni c k a n d T h o m a s a n d J o n e s I, Rix a n d T he a v e r a g e s f o r t he teams are as J o n e s 0. houn I. Calhoun 0. F'ay 2. J a m e s 2. T h o m a s I. follows: t h e the p h o t o g r a p h s Whi l e c l e a n i n g o u t s o me rubbish f rom the b a s e m e n t o f t h e law build tug y e s t e r d a y m o r n i n g janitor r a n a c r o s t w o v a l u a b l e p o r t r a i t s t h a t have been lost f or s e v e r a l y ea r s . One i f is a group p ic­ t u r e o f Die f i r s t f a c u l t y o f t he Uni ann- • 1 b y , I a> in t a t e o f e x c e l l e n t p r e s e r v a t i o n and will prove* t o be a valuable relic. The the picture are in oil n a p p e a r i n g i>-• oi Mallett, W u ggen er, Dab* t o y . Gould, R oberts, G allichet and Humphreys. : n e g a t i v e a s t h a t I Ti.i \ , office. The photograph t a k e n f r o m f o u nd t h e in Mr. It. is i- i I be (it b< r photo found o f Gen. It is enclosed in a small Torn Green. >v ii f r a m e a b o u t e ig h t inches in it - r e n t > t diam eter. On the back of he frame, w ritten in Governor Rob t i s ’ own h an d w ritin g, i-, found this n s e r i p t i o n : “ L i k e n e s s o f Gen. T om G r e en , a good one O. M. R o b e r t s . ” Both t he p h o t o g r a p h s wi r e t u r n e d t e m p o r a r i l y iver s a fe k e e p i n g , h a t is understood it .Judge T o w n e s will eventually I na to M r Lamox for j t a k e ch a rge o f them. I A DIFFERENT TALE Fold bs the Ma o SS ho VS ears an (Rum. One of I rn u a v r h a lh** g r e a t d i s c o m f o r t - o f bee n t h e t e n d e n c y o f a I it Now- f e r v e n t l y wi.-hed s h i r t t o c r e e p i nt o a bul k y wa d A n d m a n y a m a n t h a t s o me on e m a n ’ i t " oid hi wn i 1 h a s would - u g g e s t some m e a n s o f relief, is a d i f f e r e n t j tail I t u r n e d into a g a r m e n t . So t he m a n j (ILL’S s h i r t , sho wn ! lh excl u si vel y b y Moor e & Mo rr i so n a t t r e e t s t o r e , tells a dif- j their L a v a c a f e r e n t s mi le s a n d ■ e n j o y s a c o m f o r t an d e a s e beyond his j wi l d es t d r e a m s . tale. H e tail- a is all wear? t h e T h o m a s ar./] J o n e s .500. Rix a n d T h o ma # .500. .250. T h o m a s o n a n d Estil l W h e a r y arui C a l h o u n .250. Purcel l a n d D odd .OOO. THE S P E C IA L T Y STORE SNAMAISPS Exton,! to t h e I m v e r s i t y s t u d e n t s a c o r d i a l i n v i t a t i o n a t a n y a n d all t i m e s w h e t h e r t h e y n e e d a n y t h i n g o r not, ut m a k e t h i s S t o r e t h e i r h e a d q u a r t e r s . l f it U a S ui t , Dress, Coa t , W a i s t , S k i r t o r H a t , w e h a v e it. S t y l e a n d p r i ce a l w a y s g u a r a n t e e d to he c h e a p a n d b e t t e r . S N A M A N ’S 506-508 CONGRESS AVE. THE TROY LAUNDRY TRY THEM KOR SER V IC E. L E A D S T H E M A L L RHONE 73 U N IT E D S T A T E S D EPO SITA RY I he Austin National Bank OF AUSTIN, TEXAS R esources $ 5 ,0 0 0 ,0 0 0 O F F I C E R S : WM h ' S k N n w « T H B ’u * KNOWS IH E S I UDE NTS* W A N T S ANI) W A N TS TH E STH DENTS* B U S IN E S S . MORRIS < « R S H W I.D , C u k lt r . M DAKTHOLOMKW. A « t C . h l . r , m C ‘ . ARE YOU FOOLISH? D YOU ARE PAR TK 'LEAR IN YOUK (H O IC K OI ST A- I I O N E I O , IIIEN V o l XKE NOT FOOLISH. 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GERGES 1610 LAVACA 8T. hat and Drink al THE COZY CORNER 2400 GUADALUPE STREET $10.00 Meal Tickets for $7.00 I* ■Ir HP%M T raining Time * > < - O' v i means denying yourself many pleasant things. It never liars out Coca-Cola. 'I he leading athletes and ball- players in the country endorse it. In training quarters or on the field they drink it tor the refreshment and benefit they have found it contains. .T 5 ’ •S' ' D e l i c i o u s — R e f r e s h i n g T h i r s t - Q u e n c h i n g u L V •S S I ' . 4 C TH E COCA-COLA C O . r Atlanta, Ga. n ™ Whenever vr an Arruw you tbink of Coca Cola ( h i l l Eor E aster us fit you out with a HART- SCHAFFNER and M A R X S U IT absolute value o f these clothes has been the foun- T E N N I S D O U B L E S B E G I N Ti!"!, OI oui* successful business. 1 1 ' l f I' T H I N G S IN H A T S . N E C K W E A R . ETC. Bowen & Stebbins low. Dodd 0. 620 Congress Avenue. 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Mrs. Wa Grouch Hazlett I O f C h ic a g o High School Teacher for Five Years I niversify Graduate Will Lecture on “SOCIALISM" and its relation to the Home and Christian­ ity at the COURTHOUSE Tonight and Tomorrow Night April 2nd and 3rd At 8 p. rn. Each Night PI T ASIDE YOI K PKEJl DICES AND BE THERE. B EA U T IFU L SPRING PUMPS A T Burt Shoe Co. Made in gun metal or pat- v eat kid, light of extension soles. Price.................. $3.00 THE MARY JANE This stylish pump in patent and gun metal leathers, light turned and extension soles. Price $3.50 to $5.00 THE COLONIAL We have Tango Pumps Bronze Pumps, Satin Pumps. Come to us with your Shoe wants— We want your trade. BURT SHOE COMPANY 612 B0NG RESS AVE. E C H O E S O F G L E E C L U B the p ro g r a m . E n te r t a in m e n t by \ o u n g Men. T h e U n iv e rsity Glee Club d rew a la r g e aud ien ce to C a r n e g ie Library hall l a s t n i g h t a n d s e n t th e m aw ay so well ple a sed t h a t only words of p ra is e were h e a e r d f o r th e y oung men who compose The young th e club. men also e v id e n tly w e n t a w a y well pleased with C o r s ic a n a , f o r they met not only an a p p r e c ia t iv e a n d la rg e a u ­ dience, b u t w e re h o n o re d b y a recep­ tion given y e s t e r d a y a f t e r n o o n by Gov. and Mrs. Geo. T. J e s t e r a t th e ir ele­ g a n t home. T h is w a s an excellent prefa c e, so to sp e a k , to th e e n t e r t a i n ­ m e n t to th e y o u n g m e n w ere the e vening . T h e i r coming give had been an n o u n c e d a n d th e public It w as a w a s e a g e r to see t h e m . p le a s a n t f e a tu r e of th e co m ing o f the club to Corsicana t h a t one o f its m o st p o p u la r yo ung men, Mr. B ea u fo rd J e s t e r , w as th e club’s m a n a g e r and also occupied a p r o m in e n t place on t h a t in t h a t the audience received, because of T h e p r o g r a m opened with a song by th e club, followed by a c o rn e t solo b f Mr. lh m n ie u tt, which w as so e x ­ f e lt sure cellent t h a t th e i r high ex pe c ta tio ns w ould be fully realized. The solos a n d q u a r ­ t e tte s w ere all enjoyed and a p p lau d e d s h o w in g t h a t the audience w as being hig h ly e n te rta in e d . While th is is true, in th e d ig re ss io n the way of “ The the Glee Club, was O r c h e s t r a , ’’ by its excel­ well lence a n d all-round m erit. A nd a lit­ tle l a te r a n o th e r digression cam e t h a t w a s so full of m erit th a t the audience re a c h e d its h ig hest point of e n th u s i­ asm . T his w as “ Gems f r o m G ra n d O p e r a ,'’ done by Messrs. P e e le r and J e s t e r , a n d th e audience will tell you it was well done. Indeed, e v e ry n u m ­ be r on th e p ro g ra m w as m e rito rio u s a n d reflected g r e a t cred it upon the club, which is composed of c a p ita l y o u n g men who a r e g e n tle m a n ly and ta le n t a t w hich they a r e p u ttin g to good ad- tim e have r a r e th e sam e THI ! D A I L Y T E X A N S T A N D I S H ^ TEXAN WANT ADS H ate: I cent per word in a d ­ vance . S p e c i a l r a te when run more th a n th re e consecutive times. No ads telephone. Mail them to I he Daily T exan, F n iv e r - “ p. in. to 6 p. m. BATES TAILOR SHOP DR- W: .R; 5 EBER DENTIST P hone 590. Room 506 Littlefield Bldg., Fifth Austin. Texas FOR C L E A N I N G A N D P R E S S I N G . W e c a r r y a com p le te line of s a m ­ ples of L a m b & Co., also A. E. A n d e r ­ s o n ’s. Come in a n d see th e m . M eet Me at th e UNIVERSITY BILLIARD PARLOR 2212 Gaudalupe St. C. G. M A P E S , P r o p . DR. JOE GILBERT Rooms 319-320-321 S c a r b r o u g h B ldg P h o n e s : Office: Old, 1506; New, 102. R esidence: Old, 997; N ew . 355. AMERICAN LADY FLOUR TEXAS GOODS FOR TEXAS PEOPLE DR. HOMER HILL PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Over Van Sm ith’s Drug Store Residence, 2007 W hitis Avenu® Both Phones— Office, 65; Res., 224 Millinery Parlors M iss Helene B a stia n Proprietress Old Phone 1376. 916 Congress Ave. TOM D. SMITH Given to you and your clothe* you ring 8 2 5 UNIVERBSH,TU f t n^ The W. L. Harrison &>■ 912 concrrJ™T£ , d e l i c a t e s s e n in ccI * , f a n c y g r o c e r ' " , ,