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~E hold it truth that there arc son1e "in1n1ortal dead 11·ho live again in 
7:;!:;1 in Ji,·cs 111ade bC'lter by their presence... 'fhe praise and lauda­
tions of 1nankind rarely re11·ard a noble \VOrk \Vhile the laborer 

fi,·es: but in the end ju•ticc 11·ill be done. There is a cro11·n of glory that the 
11·orld cannot give. 'rhere is a rc,,·ard that transcends all others. for the 
final judg111ent fron1 the (;rent \\'hite 'fhrone: "\\'ell done thou good and 
faithful servant... \Viii ne,·er fail to fall 11·herc justice is due. 'fhis 11·as 
:he lesson set forth b~· the Sacrifice on Calvary and the record of its glory is 
to be found inscribed upon the hearts of rnen. Tn the brave and unselfish 
Ii fc of the subject of this appreciation this truth \vas richly cxe1nplified. 
Dr. Leslie Waggener 'vas born in T renton, ·rode! County. f(entucky, Septe1nber TT. 1841. and died at :\I anitou Springs, Colorado. :\ugust t 9. 1896. His father 11·as Stokl<'y 1-:. \\"aggcner. a 1nercha11t \vho lived ;11 R.usselh·ille, Kentucky. 1 I is 1nother 11·as a daughtc~r of Elder Reuben Ross. a preacher of note in the early history of 1-;:cntucky and 'fennessce. His grandfather. Jan1es \\"aggcner. a \ 'irginian. 11·as 11 Lieutenant in the Revolutionary \\'ar. 
Jn 1857, Dr. \Vaggcner entered Union liniversity. :\lurfreesboro. 1'enncssee. He rcn1ainecl in this institution for l\vo years. and then entered the Senior Class of l~ethel College, graduating in 186o. 111 the fall of the ~a111e year. he \vent to 1-Iarvard. and received his degree in 1861. In June of that .vear. he enlisted in the Confederate r'\rn1v, and served \vith 
. dis­tinction throughout the \\'ar. Ile 11·as t11·ice 'voundcd. once being shoi through the right lung at the nattle of Shiloh. and left for dead: but he \\';\S sought out and carried to Corinth by a negro boy 11·ho1n he had brought fro1n hon1e. He surrenderrd 11·ith .Tohnson in 186..<;. 
Tn 1867. he 1narried :\lis;:. Fanni<' Pendleton, of l..:'pland Pennsyh·ania. cl~ng-hter of l~e,-. Jan1cs ).J. Pendleton. professor in l·nion Cni,·crsity, 'vhen Dr. \\'aggener 11·as a student there. At the ti1nc of his 111arriage he \vas principal of the preparatory dcpartrnent of B<'thcl College. In 1870 he '"as pron1otecl to the Chair of T':nglish I_iteraturc i11 that institution, in 1873 he becan1t" Chainnan of the faculty, and in 1875 President. holding both the presidenc~· and the professorship until 1883. l n .J unc of that 


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only. For tl'll ,.t•ars. he "·as also Chairn1an of the Faculty. but in 1894. he resignt•cl this pol-ition. Later. ho"·ever. on the substitution of the pre~i· clency for :ht• chainnanl'hip. Dr. \\"aggener. at the solicitation of the Board of Regents. consented to act as P resident ad i11tcrii11, a position that ht· Iilied in connection "·i1h his professorship during the year 1895-1896. It \\'as in1n1ediatel~ after the co1n111encen1ent exercises of 1896 that his death occurred at ~lanitou Springs. Colorado. \\·hither he had gone on acconnt of illne.;s. 
'!'ht• L"11i\•t·rsi1~· of ·rexas is indebted to Dr. \\'aggener. 111ore than to any other nian. for its present co11ditio?1. 'fhe services that he renden'd cluring these thirtet·n years see111 really "·onclerful. ,·ie\\•ing the1n in th1• light of the prt•sent day. and considering the 111any clifficuliies under \Vhich he labored. 'rhese are aptly su111111arized in the follo"·ing passage, fron1 an aclclrr~s b,· lucl;::-e l".. ]. Si111kins at the :'de111orial Services. held at t\ustin
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111 ()ctober. 1Rc;6 : 
'"l'h1:0. l'11iyc·r..il)' ,,.~,, !01111:111)' 01>c11ccl for the adn1ission of Stt..1dc11ts 011 Scp1e1nbcr lG, 1883. 

'l'hl' l.t·s:i..h.tt1rc n1~t.•1ncl it '''as t10t lo11g 1lcforc its 11ost1lit)' \\'3" clcarl)• n1a11lft.,.ted. '" ·r,, the.• n'-''' 1:act1lty. cornpo.5ed of stra11gC"rs. the sentin1cnt a,gai11$t the U11i,•cr.,.ity ,,.a, a rt"\' <.'la1ic111. 'l'lu:)' th,,t1~ht it '''3"' doon1cd. "fhc chairn1an (Dr. i\•(allct) l)tca111e irr<:vuc:t.1)1)' fixccl 111 hi' 1)ur1w.1''-' to leave • J)r. J~rO\\"n ,.,,as then placed in 1l1c cl1:ait: l111t he. tc)O, <1\t3ilt:41 h1:furc th(' ll'l11J''-"'· a11<l 14.·ft the State in .\11gust. lSS~. It \\'3S at this <lark hour, ,,11c11 tht• l1<1JW.'' tif thi' 1n,11tut1011 ''er'-~ tr<"n1bli11~ in 1l1<-bala11ce. tl1a1 l)r. \\ras:s:te11er ca1ne 10 the front, ancl c;1\1gl1t \111 1hc 1·t:1n' th:t.t hacl (:alien fro111 11Cr\·clc~~ ha11d~. • • 'J'hc rt..\1Jt, or that -.11111n1t•r'' \\ork \\Cte 1l1at nc'' cl1air-. \\'ere f"~tJbtishcd. ,.,1ca11cie-s filled . nC\\' line... oi t'<>lic)' <l«i<ltd \IJ'tlll. a11tl lhe ,t,1clc:1\t-. or 188..t :\ntt l885 ~athcred in their 1lC\\ Uni\tCf-.it)' l1l1il<linJ.: \1111lc1 a eor1•-. of 1•r(lft·,,<1T-. :'I' :tl>lc: a-. a11)· in the ~ou1h. .. • Tl1c !\inctcenth [A"gislat11rc ,,.a"' 11141fe ho-.11lt' thatt 1l1c ,,TcCclli11l: one. .. "llte:! s:c11cral ho~1ilit)' took the r41rn1 of clt·..1r<>)'· 11lJ.: tile l 'ni\cr-.1ty ln tl1i-. \.."Ont<~t 11011c took w active :tn 111tcre:;t a" the able chair111an of thC" I· ;1c11ll)'· .\.. if 11)' int111t1on he sc-e1ncd to kno"-\\-h..rc tl1c op~ition ,,·as gathcrit1J.:, ancl ~11 all t1111c.. 1l1c re;f111a1io11 of C\Cr)• charge \\3S placed before the friends of the l'11ivc,....it)'. • 
.. E\·err l'lll('.fj.t(llC)' fo1111d him rC3d)·, and \\hen. 10 later )·ears. the encmi~ or the l'ni\·C~11y. b.'\filccl 111 their 11la11-. artcl rccogni1.ing th~ futiltt)' of th~i:-,,·arfare tipon it, tt1rnccl 11por1 J)r. \\'aggcrtt;r, 1~r,l•11;1lly. thC)' fo1111d hint prepare(}. \\.hen they said a11d did all tl1a1 1ualicc co11lcl 1n,·c11t or -.lanc-lcr c-lict.l.tt. he t11rncd not front his chosen path\\-3)', bt1t ntO\'C<I cal1nly for,,·arcl. 111 apJ)::trcnt i11cli1Tcrc11ct. 11ntil in the very ho11r of \•ic1or)·. C"-ha11sted nat11re (;:\\'C \\3)'. The inCC"tSttnt n1t:ntal a11•l ll11y.,ical labor .i11tl \\'Off)'. t11e c1 tiel attack..: a11d 1naliciot1i cl1afgt' tl1at picrcccl to the Q\11ck ,, 'u\1l 1>f3\c 31\(l l>l"oud. but tender an<l sc11sitive. \\'Cre n10fC tl1an he co11ld bear. Rall>•111g £run1 ;he tlr..t 'ickncf.' of J1111c. 1894. aft~r t\\'O short )'C3N he laid d0\\·11 a llf~, s..1crific~d rc1r the ~l'c.:s:1' l'ni\cf-.i1y: 311c-I ,,-hile it' fr1e110~ nt:\)' glor)· i1 
its prescn1 co11<lition ancl the gr:\11(1 11rO:"\lll-"Ct' opc1,i11g l>t;ft1rc it, let thcn1 11ot forget that it is largcl\• dtic. tinder Goel, to hin1 ,,110 lie' 011t in yo11dt·r gr;1\' 4.')'"f<I. -.till a1lcl -.1lc11t. a''aiting the ~laster's call." • • 

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Board of Regents .............  ..............  15  
Ad111i11istrative Officers  16  
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The Classes ..  ..............  40  
Fraternities .. .....................  139  
Clubs ........................ .  . . . . . . ....  183  

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217 Publications ........... ................. ,.... 
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3  Session opened.  
8  Football:  ·rexas  40: 'J'exas  Christian u nivesity  o.  
12  Freslunan Clas~ ?lleeting.  
13  Contc·st  hct '"een  the  Engineers  and  La\\·s  for  the possession of  the  
stand pipe.  
20  Grand 1-'ootball Rallv.  
21  Football: llaskell 4: Texas  o.  
27  Football tean1 lea,·es on its trip.  
29  Football  returns  in auditoriun1: 1'exas 29 : \\"ashington  o.  

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I Fraternity pledge clay. 
:> -Fc'IOtball returns in auditoriu111: Chicago 68: Texas o. 
12 Football: ·rexa~ -10 : Oklaho1na 10. 
I • J l.'reshn1an Reception at the \\"ornan's Building. 
JC) Sororit_,. pledge' day. Exodus of students to \Vaco. Girl"s Baby party at the \\'ornan's Building. Football : Texas 58; Baylor o. 21 Engineers 1\nnual Banquet at the Driskill. 22 Kappa K.:ippa r ;anuna reception at the Driskill. 24 "fhanksgiving. Football: 'rexas 34: A. & i\•I. 6. Thanksgiving Gtr­
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ALEXA. DER DEUSSEN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . .....Ed tor-in-Chid LUKE CRA TEN ROBERTSON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . • . . . . . . . Busm..s Manai;er ED\VARD CRA. E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... Literary Ed:tor ED CO\VAN CONNOR. . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . A11 Editor ALEXANDER POPE LYNN BOYD MILAM JOHN ROBERT S\VENSON f ..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /\$$0Ciate Literary Editors ALMA PROCTOR MARY WILLIS STED!\1AN 
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R. D. GIST . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ........ Editor-in-Chic!. Medical Department 

H. P. JONES ~ ..................................... Associotc Editors. Medical Department

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DECE.\IBER. 
I 	Class Gan1es begin. 
-P.en Hur shO\\'S at the 11 ancock Opera I-louse.
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7 17 Exa111inations begin. 20 Christ111as Vacation begins. 
JANlt1\RY. 
2 	President Prather recei,·es n1en1bers of the Faculty. 
Christn1as \ 'acation ends. Chrisunas Gern1an at Protection 1-lall.

3 17 \\"inter Tern1 .\Iecting-of the Students .-\ssociation: Final Bal! 
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and Batts prize in debating. Representatives Ball at the Capitol. President P rather entertains the Students J:.:xec11tive Co1111nittee. 

FEBRL:..c\l{\". 
2 .\Irs. Leize\\·itz gives party to Grace Hal! girls. 
3 ' \ "arsity .\linstrels sho"' at the liancock Opera l louse. 
4 Ice northers. Great toboggan sliding. 
5 Con1pli111entary concert by the '\"arsity Band in the auclitoriu111. 

11 Junior Pro111enade at the \\"0111an's Building. 22 Holiday. i\fartha \Vashington Party b.v the girls at the \\io111an·s Building. 
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E\'ans Prize Contest in orator'". 2 I Ioliday : Texas l ndcpcncli.'nce Day Celebration in the . \ udi1oriun1 : Class baseball gan1cs begin. 9 \\"inter Tern1 Ex::uninations begin. 
10 Gyn1nasiurn Contest in .\uditoriu111: \\"ilkerson \Vins the cha111pionship. 
20 Glee Club goes on its annual trip. 
21 Chan1pionship class ga1nc: Seniors. 9: l-resh111a11, 5. 
24 Baseball : St. Echvards. 1 1 : 'fexas, 7. 
31 Baseball: 'fexas, 4: 1\ustin, 1. -13­

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r \\.iltnot prizt• contc"t in declan1a1ion: Henry Lee Collins a\\·ardcd prizt'. lla~l·ball: ·rcxaS. 2: r\ustin. I. 6 
l'rl',:;cll'nt Rno~t·,·clt ,·isits the Cni\'crsity. President Jordan of Stan­iord l 'ni \'t·r::i1y Ice!11 re«. llasl·ball: .\ustin. 2: ·rcxa:,. 1.
7 8 ll<1sl'ball: ·rl'xa,. :; : \11$tin. 3. 22 I loliday: ~an Jacinto Day. .\11n11al picnic at ~c,,· Braunfels. "~linna ,·nn llarhchn" prcscntccl at the Hancock ()pcra f lo11sc b,· the
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]A~ll'S BENJ.\~llN C 1,.\Rt.:. B . . \ .. Proctor 011d Secretary of the Fac11lty of the \/ai11 U11i1·crsit\' 'lt .·l11sti11. T110~1.\s 11. :\01..\N. Pro1·ost a11d Secretary of tile Faculty of tile .\Iedical Depart111c11t at Cah•csto11. ] 0 11 :-: \\'. I l ot>K INS, '11spector of Affiliated Schools. \\'11 .so:-: \\'11 .1.1.\~1s, J?egi.strar of the :\lain U11ii•ersity. RollERT E. LFE s .\ NER. LL. B .. La11d /lge111. C 11 .\R1.Es B. \V1 NN, /l11ditor. B1>:N ?II. B ARt.:E1i. Boollkeeper. 
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ln1:11r11ctor in .to:nglish :i.n<l Jli$tory, Univers ity of 'fexas, 1884-88; 
\..,.sist(tnt Jlrofc-~sor fof llistory. lJni"ersi1)• of ·rcxas; .-.\djttnct Pro· ''-''~or, sa111c. 1889-91 ; :\ssociate llroft's~or. ~~1rnc, 1891·97; 1-'rofessor of 11 j,1or)'. l 897 . 
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F REDERIC \\'1LLL\~1 S1~10:-:ns, Ph. 0.. Professor of (;rology.-B. S. Cornell l.inivcrsiiy. 1875; 1L S. Cornell u niversity, 1876 : 'Ph. 1).. Syracuse Uni­vcrsitv. 1879 ; D. Sc. Vllivcrsity of Arkansas. 
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Jn .. 1r11ctor i11 CcoJog)' and l..:ileontolog)·. ('orncll L'ni,·ersity, 1875· i1: J•roft.·....or of Geology. Zoolog>· :t11d Jtota1t)'· li11iversit)' of Xorth C'arolirl:t 1 S77·Sl: also Prof~sor of l'h>•,iology in 1h~ School o i :\lcdi­C'1nc:: ~ltt."Cial .\ge11t 0£ the Tc.-nth ("t"''''· J)(p3rt1n<:nt 0£ )li11ing. 18$0; 1.~..:-turcr (l11 Econon1ie Geology. ("or11t•ll l:ni,·c-r....it)". lSSi : Prof~or o( c;colo~)· a11d Biolog}·. Uni\•trl!tity 0£ .\ rJ.:an"'°"'· tSSi !.lO: Specie.I .\,,,,tant Geological St1r,·cy of .\ rJ.:a1lb3!t, 1887 92: .\ s.sociate Professor elf <:colo~>" t:ni,·crsit>' o r 'fexa... 1890·95; r,rofc..,..,or of Geology. Uni· \Cr...1ty •>f Tcxa!-. 1895. 

~lORC.\X (,\LLA\\'AY. J R .. Ph. n.. Professor of £11~­lish.-:\. B. En1ory College (Georgia) . 1881 ; .A. ;\J. ;an1e. 1&~4: Ph. D. ·rhc Johns T-Iopkins l,;ni­,·ersity. 1889. 
\dj\1nl.!t Prufes~or of E11gl1sl•. Fi:n1ory Coll c.-fte. lSSl·S3 : Principal ,_,( (·111,e110 ,\cadcmy (Texas). lS.83-84; l...rofc~or of E nglish. Sot1th· \\C:,tc;rn Univcr~1ty (Tcx;:is). 188·1·86, 1889·90: J\<ljunct Professor of l·:ngli,h, l'oi,1cr~it)' of Texa~. 1890·93: ;\ssoci:ttc flrofcssor of English. ':imc. 1893-9$: l)roft:ssor of l~ngli:;ll, S:t1nc. 1898. 
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\\·11.r.1 ,,~1 J..,~1 ES B,1TTl.E. Ph. D .. Professor of Crcci.'. -A. B. Univcr~ity of :'\orth Caroli11a. 1888: /\. :\I., 1889 : .A.. :\1. T-Tarvard UniYer~ity. 1891: Ph. 
D.. 18o3. 
"l'l1ny~r Schola1', llarvar<I U11ivcrsi1y. 1S90·91: ~lorg311 J.'cJlo''" :1831·93: ·r ,1tor in L<lti11, l '1•i,crsit)' 0£ ('hic.igo. 1$9:.c: 1\tlsociate IJro­£<''-~or of Greek. lJ11i,·c:r .. it)' of 1'cxas. IS~)3-9S: l)ro(t"-..,or of (;ret'k, 
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S1n:xEv 1::0\\' ARD :\I Ezi-:s. P h. l)., Dean of the Faculty of Ilic 1ltfai11 U11i1•rrsity, Professor of JJhilosop fl.v. -B. S. Univcrsil\· of California, 1884; t\. B. 1-Iarvard C..:nivcrsity. 1890; 1\. :\1I .. 1891: P h. I) .. fJarv:trcl u nivcr:;!l\', I< 9~· 
l...ectl1rer •11 l.)h1loso1>hy. 1;r)•11 :\fa,,r College. 1892-93: l)occ11t in f>b1lo~phy. l'nivcrsit)' or ('hie.ago. IS9;$.:)'1: :-\djllllCt l.)roi~..Qr o( J•h1losophy, U11i,•crsi1;· of #J'c:xas. 1894-97: Associ~<e l'rofc$SOr of J")J1ilo· "OJ>l1y, U:iivcr§ily of Tex:",, 1$97-1900: Ptofessor or l'hilosopl1y. l i 111· ''ctsity of 'l'cx:\S, 1900. 


f[1;NRY vV 1NSTON l IA1~rER, Ph. G.. i\<f. D., Professor of of (.'Jic1uistry.-Ph. G. Philadelphia College oi Phar111acy. 1&:1: :\f. l). l'ui,·ersity of \'irt.rinil!. I &J::!. 
J\la1\t1f:tct\1ri11g Cl1c111i...l :in<l f:>erit1n1...·r. J."t. \\ 'or1h. 'l'cxas. tSS l R-1: Cht'"mis1 a11d )letallt1r~,...t to Coloratlo & Rt'iuJ,:iQ )fining :tncl Smelting Con1p.'lny. X t1c\'O Lco11. )lcxico: Cheniist :tnfl Pathologi.s1 to l)octors Beall :i11<l f'\danl.;;, ('hit:f Sl1rgeons 1-:1. \\'orth & l>cnver Jt:i.11· '":i.y; 1\d.jt111ct l'rofessor or ('hen1istr)•, Ul'1ivcrsi1y of ·rcx:l~. 189•l·97 i 
•\?-...OCiate Proicssor o( Chc1nistry. 1S97· I ooa; ProfC'iS()I' of Che1nistry. L,11i,•crsi1y 0£ rcxas. 1903. 
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l11str\1etor in Classics a11d Sanskrit. University of ~lichigan. 1890· 
91: .\ cting J\ ssoeiate l"'rofessor of Lati1
. IJ11ivcrsity of Texas. 1892-93 : J•rofcssor of l...atin. \\1ashington and l...tt University, 1893·99: Pra· f('"-.SOr of l...."ltin, Univcrsit)' of 1'cxas. 1899. 

:\I 11.TON BROCKETT P ORTER. Ph. D., Professor of Purr 1\llatlie111atics.-B. S. U niversity of Texas, 1892; i\1. /\. Har,·ard lJni,·ersity, 1895 ; Ph. D., 1897. 
.\ ssista11t l'rofes~o1 of ~l:i.then1atics. ''ale U11i,•er~ity 1897· 1903; llrofcss.or of i\latl1cn1atics. Uni,•ersity o( 1'ex:\s, 1903. 

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1:c110,, i11 Zt,olOS:)". l"11i,·,•r .. 1t)' elf J->e1111~ylvania. 1$97 ·98 ; 1.c.•cturer 
111 Zoolog)'· $atnl· I 898-99: .\~i...ta11t J>rofessor of Zoolo,E:"y. ~'''"· 1.St''' 
1903; Dir~ctor of )[useum. a11d l.,rofcs.sor of l~1t>log)' at \\'agnt•r J;rct 
In!'>titute oi Sci,•11ce. 1S!>S-l!'I03: lt1!!otructo1 in ltc;..carcl1. \\'00<1 .. lloll 
~larinc L.abor:tt{)ry. 1S9S·l9oo: l)rofcs~or oi Zoology. L'ni,·er..ity of 
Texas. 1903. 
Sv1.vESTER Ptu MER, Ph. I)., Assoriatc Prof cssor of Gen11a11ic La11g11ages.-A. B. liarvard univer­sity. 1874: Student at Leipsic and Gottingcn. 1879: Ph.D. Strasbl!rg. 188o. 
'J'cacl1er ii1 Strasburg. 1880: J>rofcssor of ~loder11 l..'l11gt1age at College of ('harlcston. South ('arolina. 1881: l.,rofcssor of ~lodcrn l...1nguagcs at (•otorado Co11tg:c. ('o1orado Spri11~-s. 1890-91; _\,,oc1:i:r rrofessor of G~r111:anic L'lngua~~""· Uni\·ersit>' of Texas 1891. 
ALEXAXDER (;.\s\\.EJ.L E1.1.1s. Ph. D.. Associate Pro­fessor of t:d11catio11.--1\ . B. Cnivcrsity of Nort h Carolina. 1894: Ph. I). Clark L'nivcrsity. 1897. 
l"rofessor of 1·~ychol<>g)'. l'11i\'crsit)' oi :\ortl1 Caro1in:a Sun1n,cr School. 18'96; .\ cljunct Profe-.:....or of E.duc:ation, Vni\•crsit)' of 1'e"<:\', 1897-1903; .-\-t;;oci:ite J>rofessor of 1~<1ucatio11, 1903. 
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\\"11.1. 1A~1 '[YLER .\J.\THER. Ph. D .. As.~ociatr Pro/rssor of Physics.-B. :\ . ."\111hers1 c·ollege. 1&% ; .\I. .\ ., 1801; Ph. D. The Johns l-lopkins L'nivcrsity. .I 
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I fn-.tructor i1t Chcn1i~tr)· and Ph)·sics. L4!iciester .\cadtn1y, l..<'1C("..ttr. :\13 .. "<lC'h\1,ctt .. ; ln~trt1ctor i11 (he111istr)' an<I l"h)·..,ic.;, \\'ilti,to11 Se,111. nar)'. t-:a~than1pto11. ~fassachu.sctts. l 87·!'.>2: Practicing ("J1en1i;o1, l{o ..1,1n, 1$92-93: •\ssi"ta111. The Johns: I lopkin.:: t;ni\·tr:-.ity. 189i·98; .\ <o">Ci:\tc l'rnft:,~Or flf l'h}-Sic5. l:ni\'ersit)' of Ttxa~. 1898.
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\\" 11.1.1.\~1 L .. lltL\Y, Ph. D.. .'lssociatc f>rofcssor of 8ota11y.-L.:11dcrgrad11ate S.tuclent. Cornell L'ni­• ,·cr~ity. J&q9-91; .A. R. Indiana L.'niversity, 1893; I .\ . .\I. Lake }'orest l"11iversity. 1894; (;raclnate S111dcnt. L'nivcrsit.'· of Berlin; Ph. I). L"nivcr!'ity 
of Chicag-o. 1898. 
I n...tl'UCtOr i11 Biology. Lake l;-orcst U11ivcr...it)'. l S95: • \tlj 1111..:1 l>rore,..,or of J~iol<>g)'. s.~n1e. 1896; Jn...trl1ctor i11 l~c>t:l11y. Uni,•tr"'11y 11f 'J'e":l.... 1897·98: .\djl1nct J>rof~ssor of Bo1.:i11r. Uni,·cr:-.it)' (If ·rc'\::t't. JS!tS· 1902: •\~~ociate J)roitssor. l 01li\'('f'Si1y of ·1 ·cxas. 1!l02. 

ED\\ 1x l)L" Bois S11 vRTER. Ph. L1. . .·/.,-sociatc Professor o; Oratory.-Ph. B. Corne ll L"niversity. 1892; Craduate Student in J"::ng-li!<h and Eloc11tio11. Sta11­fo1·cl l niversity ! 893-94. 
l11structor i11 l·:ng1i~l1 a11<1 r:1oc\1tio11. St:l11forcl Uni"ers1ty. 189~· 9•1: lni,tructor in l~Jocu1io11 ancl Oratory. (."or11cll U11i\'Crsity. 18!>'1-1)9; P'racc ici11g .\t tor11cy. J806·99: .\dj1111c1 1•rofc-i:"tor of ()1·a1or)'. U11i \'cr~ity of ·rc'\:"l". 1S99·J903: .\ssoci:ttC l,rofessor of Orntc)r)', U11i· \'(.'rSity 0£ 'l°~.'Xtl.!", 1903. 

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I l.\RRY \ ·.,xor::c.1. l31;;xE1>1cT. Ph. I) .. rlssociatc Pro­fessor of .llathc111atic.~ and ..Jstro110111y.-B. S. l"nh·ersity or 'J'exas. 1892: ~I. .\.. 1893: Ph. I). Flar,·ard l"ni,·ersity. 18<)8. 
l·"ello\\' i1t t>l1re )l:i.thc111:itic.;., U11ivcr~i1y of 1·cx:'l:;. 1891-92; ·rl1tor in l>urc a11<I 1\ 1>1>licd ~l ~1thcn1atic"· ti11ivcrsitr of ·rexas. lS92·!l3; 1\ s"ist:i.nt i11 l .ea1td<:r ~lc('or111ick ()h~Cl'\','\tOr)'. l'ni,•crsity of \'ir~i11ia, 1893·95 ; J)crb>• S.;:l1olar. 1larvarc1 LJ oivcrsity. I806·97: 'fha)•er Schol~tr. ..3111c, 1897-98: J11struc1or io ch:irJ:C <1d i"ttri111 ;\latheo1atic..;;;., \ 'a1t<ler· bilt L'niversit)'. 1899; l11str11c1or i11 1.,urc :\la1l1c1natics 3fl<I .\stro1101ny. 
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11iv('r!'>it~· oi 1'"exas. 1899-130(): .\<ljl1nc1 l"'tofessor. l,;11ivcr~it)' o( 'l'cx;a ... 1900-1902: .\~o~iat~ l'rof('..,..;.or, l'ni,·~r~it)· of 1~exa... 1902. 


jA~IES RoB1xsox U.\11.E\'. Ph. I) .. rldj1111ct Profess"'" of Chc111istry.--I\ . . \ . L·11i1·cr~i1y of ·rexas. 1891: Ph.D.. \Junich. 189i. 
Ft"llO\\ i11 Ch~1ni,1ry. L·11ivcr...it) of 0ft"'\::t.... 18:11-92: Tutor. .;.amt. 18~2-9.t :tnrl I 96-9i: .\<ljt1rc1 l'r11ft-...... lr of ('hcmi....tr)'. same. I S!l!l. 

L11.1 \ ~l.\RY C.\SIS. \I. .\... ldj1111ct Professor o/ Spo11ish.-U. Lit. L'ni,·cn-it~ of Texas. 1895: ~I. .\.. 1&;-6. 111de111 at L'ni,-cr~ity or Chicago S11111­111er Sessions or 189i. 189<~ and 1903. 
r:cllo'\ in )lode111 £.a11guage ... l'ni,•crsit)' of Texas. 1895-96: 1'11tor in l~orna11ce T.-.11~t1:tge... :;a111c. tS9(;.97: lnstrttctor. san1e, 1897· 
99: ,\clju11c1 Profc$s.~r o f S1)nni-;l1. IS~l9. 
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Cll.\Rl.ES H1~NR\' HURl':RICll, LL. ?II., 1). c. I ... Ad· ju11ct Professor of Political Scic11cc a11d La1v.-· 
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LL. B. l,'niversity of 1'exa!'. 1897; T-L. ?II., 1898; I). C. L. Yale College. 1899; Student at the Uni­versities of Berlin and Heidelberg, r899-1900. 
Ins1rt1Ctor of l'oli1ic..i.I Science and L.i;''" Uni,·tr~il)' of ·rcxa~. 1900·1903; .\djll1lCl rrofessor of l"'olitical Scit1lC:t :tt\d 1~3\\', l'ni· ''(r...1t)' of ·rex~is. 1904. 

s.,~11.;E1. PETERSOX, Ph. D.. Adjunct Profes,~or oi Political S cicnce.-Student, Ohio :\ational J\or­111al Cni,·ersity. 1893-1894: B. r\. 'i' ale College:. 189:; : Ph. D .. 1897; LL. B .. 1898 : L). C. T .., 18<)"!. 
In~tru..;tor i11 Political Scic11ce a11d l~a''" Uni,1trsi1y of Norlh IJ:iko1a. L901·1902; !\~sis1ant P1ofcssor of l"oli1ic:i.l an<l Socinl Science an<I r_...,.,, •• l l;livcrsity of North f>akota. 1902·190·l; A<lj11nct l'rorts:!-Of or f'olitieal Scic11ce. U11i\tCrsity c;.£ ·rexat'. 1904. 
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·r110)1.\S C1.\·.,x 1'.\ \'I.OR. ~I. C. E.. Professor of Ci;:il E11gineering.-C. E. Cnivcrsity of \'irginia, 188.>: ~f. C. E. Corncll l'nivcrsity. 1895. 
r•rof~s.:,or of Pl1ysic~ :\11(( 1:1l).:l OCCr;ll{:. ~lillcr l11stitute. \'irgi11ia. 1883·:18$8; 1\ <lju11ct Ptofe:-Nor of 1\1lplic<I ~lathc111atics, Uni"crsity of ·rcx~~. lSS8·1S91: J)rofc.-:;.;;or of ;\1'1)lic<l ~lathcn1atics. U11i,•crsity >f 1'cx::i... t89i-1903: Profe,:_.::or of ('i\1 11 l~tlt-:inccri11g, 190':1. 
\\"11.1.1A~r BATTLE P1111.1.1rs, Ph. D .. Professor of Fic!il and Eeo110111ie Geology, //cling Professor of J1in­i11g a11d ,Jt/et11/111rgy, l)ircctor of tlze U11iversity of 'l'e.ras 1\tli11eral S11r1•1·y.-St11de11t at Bingha1n School. Davidson College. and School of ~line$ .
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Freiberg. Gern1a11y. Ph. B. University of \:orlh Carolina, 1817: Ph. I) .. 1~83. 
Che1nist Xorth Caroli11a .\Rricult\aral a11<I fo:xptri1n~11t Station.1877 1881 · Che111ist );a\'3SSO G\1:tno ("on1p:\r1y. \\'i11ni11gto11. :-:ortt1 Caroli11a, tSSl·lS 5: ProftsSOr oi )lin<'r:tlOf:)' 311<1 )l<"1allurg)·. l,;ni,·<'rsit)' of Xorth Carolina. 1885-lSSi ; ~(tn1h<r f'irn1 of t>hillips & Claghorn. t-:nginecrs and Ch<"mists. llir111i11s:h:tn1, _,\l:tb:a1na. 1887-1890: Staff of 1-:n11:inccring and )lini11~ Jo\1r1tal, :\'c,,· \"ork. 1S9Z·l894: Ch<"n1ist 
0 l"('t1nessee Coal. Tron & Rail\\.:\)' ('01111-.any. l~ir111inghan1. ,\laba111a, LS94· l89S: J~(litor .\n1erican ~lan\1facl\1:inf: :ttl<I Iron \\"orld. f>ittsb11rg. l"cn11~yl,·ania. 1898-1900. Prof<'bSOr t>f 1:icl(I a11(l l~cono111ic Geology. :\11(1 l)ircctor o f the U11i\'t"fSity or ·r'-'X:'lS ~li11cral S11f"\'e)'. 1900. 
t\RTlt lJR Ct:RTIS SCOTT. Ph. I) .. Professor of Electrical 
l.i ngi11eering.-B. ~. Rhode Island College. 1895: Ph. D. l.7ni,·ersity of \\.isconsin. 1902. 
lnstr11ctor i11 Chcn1i-:try i11 Rhoclc l~la11d College. 1894·1895; 111· ,,r,1ctor i11 Ph>•sics, 1895·1 807: J"lrof<'~sor of Physics a11(l Elcctric:al l~ngi11eeri11g. Rho(le Isla11<l College. I902· l903; l>rofcssor of Electrical l~11gi1,ceri11g. U11iversi1y o( ·rex~~. l 903. 
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_l o 11x C 11 .\RLES TO\\.XES. LL. D.. f' rofessor of La1v.-· LL. D. Baylor University. 1898. 
J•rofessor o( r..:.,,.. l;ni,·crsi1:-· of Texas. 1896. 
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Ct..\Rl!:XCE H. ~lll..LER, LL. B. l'rofessor of La1,1, and Dean of the College of Lcnv.-~I. 1\. University or l~dinl>urg-. 1884 ; LL. B. L'nivcrsily o f 'J'cxa~. 
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l'r~ctic11'f: .\ttor1";.cy. ISSS· l903: Cit)' .\tlornc)• of 1\ t1St111, 190:J: J.,roft·~sor of I...;:,,,., lJ 11ivcrsity Qf ~rcx~s. 190•1. 

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BE:-11 .\~1 IN DL·u11-:Y ·r.\1<1.To:-: . LL. 1:.. Professor of L a.1ti.-.i\. n.. St. Charles College. Louisiana. 
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~lernbcr Co rn1l1i....io11 of .\J\J)C:tl... Sec. I~.• 189 l: Chief Ju.,.ticc of the Co\art of Civil .\,,1-.c:lls for the: S.:~011<1 St11)1c111c Juclicial 1li:-.trict of Texa"li, 1_$92: Chair111a11 State l!o:,r1I of l..egal l~xa111incrs: l'1·oft,..,or of 
J_a,,·, l~11ivcrsit)· of ·rC''.'(3-5. 1901. 

Jo11N FAN:-llN '\'ov:-:c P.\l:>:E. ~I. J).. Profc~·sor of Obstetr£cs a11d Gy11eco/o![v.-St11dc11t at the i\Tedi· 
. ' . cal Dcparl1nr111 of the L·nivcrsity of Penn~yh·ania. 
1857-1859: :0-1. D. l·ni\·crsity of l.ouisiana. 1861. 
('hicf Surgco1l ~lol>ile llos1>it<ll, 1S65-1S6G: l' rof<·S$Or of ~lateria :\fcdica a11d 1'herar>ct1t1c~. 1't1la11c l l11ivctsit)' 18SG-I $86; '.\l cn11)tr of the \ 'isitinl:' Staff of 1he ('harlt)' I lo'J'11al. :'\C\\ ()rlcar1.... 1 85· I8SG: Ob· stctric13n 3nd Gy11ccolrn,:i..t <f tht• J oh11 Sealy I lc:>...1uta1. and l'rofcs~r oi Ob!!tCtrics an<I Cy11ccolo~)· ~lec.lical llcpartn1cnt. l 0 11i,·ersity of Tcxa$, 
1$90. 

ED\\':\RD RAND:\1,1., ~I. !) .. Professor of .llatcria 1
1edica a11d 1'ficrapcutics: Lrcturcr 011 P!iysica/ /)iagnosis: t>rofcssor of .llatcria .lledica i11 tlic Scliool of Phan11acy.-.\. B. \\.ashington and Le~ 'lJni versity, 1879; \\11. J). Gnivrrsit\· of J>cnnsyl­vania. 1883. 
l11rer11e l'hiladcla>hi:a I lo3p1tal. 1SS3·1SS-t: l11tcrne at ~latcrrtity llOSJlital, ~l tanich. 1$S5: f:>roies......or c•( J\l:ttcria ~lcclica. c;a1,._....1011 (,\,J. legc of i\'lcdicine, 1888; l'rofcssor oi )latcria ~leclic:i and 'l'hcrapC\tti~. l'ni\·tr~ity o f Te.s:tS;, 1SV1. 
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\\"11,1.1.\~1 f(EILLER. L. R. C. P. & S.. F. R. C. S.. Pro­lcssor of .'l11a/0111y.-Grad11atc Student Cnivt·rsity '• of Edinburgh. 1877-81 : Student Royal College of Surgeons and .'.\Iedicinc. 188-t--88 : Qualified l.icen .. tiate of H.o,·al College of Ph,·sicians and Snr­
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gcons. Edinburgh. 189<>; Qualified Licentiate of 
the Facult,· o i Ph,·sicians and Suq~eons. Gia~·

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Edinburgh. 1890. 

L.cctt1rcr on .\natorn)·. Edi11burgh :\ledicinc School. 1S90: Pro· fe....or of .\:1aton1)·, t:ni\•tr'it~· of Texas. 1891. 



J.,~1Es Eo,,·rt-1 T110)1Pso:-.:, .'.\!. B., n. s .. r. R. c. s.. Professor ol .S'urgery.-i\f. R. C. S .. Englancl. ' 
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1886 : .'.\ r. B. and B. S., London. T887 : F. R. C. S.. 
England. 1838. 

l.,rofcssor of Sul"gery. -l;nivcrsity of Texas. 1891. 

S1,;T11 i\l.\BRv .'.\loRRIS, B. S., .'.\!. D.. Professor of ('he111istry and To.ricology in the Sc/100/s of ,\/edi­cine and Phar111acy, Lecturer on Dictetics.-P,. S. L"ni,·ersity of Texas. 1&~: .'.\!. I). College of Physicians and Surgeons. \:e\v \'ork. 1891. 


R.\OL:L RE:>:E D.\XIEL CLTXE. .'.\!. ,.\ .. Ph. G .. I'ro/essor ol Phar111acy, School of Phannacy: Lecturer on Phannacy, School of JV/edicine.-Ph. G. ~fedical College of Lille, F rance. 1887; B. S. Uni,·crsity of .'.\lontpelier, F rance. 1889; t\. i\ f. Gettysburg College. Pennsylvania, 1896; Graduate in Phar­rnac~-. Xe\v '{ork School of Phar111acy. 1890. 

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J.\)I ES \\.. \CcL.\1:G111.11'. \1. I) .. l'rofcssor of .\Irdi­ci11c.-\£. D. Cni\•Crsity of Louisiana. 1867. 
l'l1y:;.icia11 0 11 \tisiti11g :-;tafT. jtlhn Sc.•al)• llc.l$J>ita1. Gal•lesto11: Co11-.,1ll 111t-: l'hysici:in of the Se101 
l11h1'1u:1t)'• .\ t1:-ti11; J>hysicia 11 011 the \1i:-.it ing Staff o( St. ) l:tr y':o:: lnf1rn1:.1·y. Galvc.•111.10 1
: J)ro fcssor of )lcdici11c.·. l' 11iv~r!'oit y of ·r~sa~. I 897. 

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0 1LI.l.\)I SPE:"CER <..".\l<T EIC i\l. 0 .. Dean of //tc Facully of !he JIcdical /)cp11r/111c111; Profe~·sor oi Pltysiology and Hygic11c; Lcc/urcr 011 Pedialric,·. 
-J\1. D. Liniversity of Pc111u;~·lva11 ia. 1890. 
l{c.;.idc11t !>h)•sician, Phila<lel1>hi:i I lo...11it:tl, l $90 ; l~esiclcnt J"lh)·~i· cia11, l"rcsb)·tcri.:in l[ospital. l'hi la<l<'l1~lt1:t, 1891: .-\ssista nt in l'hysiology. t,;' 11i\ cr~it)· of J>ennsyl\'a11i:t. I SS!l· t S!l2: •\Mista1
t Dc111onst r:ttor o( 
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J"1131l1olo~)'. t:nivcrsity of cn11~yJ,•ani'l, l~fl2·96: Quiznia:tter in J•:ltho. le>~)', ;\lcdical I11stitl1tc. j~92.n<:: .\ ...~i...ta11t l'ro(('~r oi Co 111p3rativ..­l"h)''iol~y. and Dt'n1011s1rator of l'h>"10lt"g)·. l'nivcrsit)" of l.,.c11n...yl· ,·an1:\. 1896·97. f"cllO\\' of Ph1l:\d('lpl1i:i. ('ollcge of Phy~icians. 1897 ; 1•:\thologi~t of Childrcn'ot 11():-.Jlil:tl uf l'h1l'tdcl1lhia. 1$93-96: Proft"S.Sor of Phy.;.iolog)', l"11i,1e1-~ity of Ttxa.... t t\!)7. 
ALFRED ED\VARO T11AYER, i\I. I)., Professo1 of Pa/fir,. log y.-St11dc111 at \Villia111s. 
1878-81: :\I. D. Ne,,· York College of l'hy$icians and Surgeons. Coh1111­bia CniYersity. 188.1: I lo~pital Practice, >Jc·\\" "York. 1884-86: (;raduatc Student. Gnivcrsitv of
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\ ·ienna. :\ustria.  1 8.<!7-8.~.  

l:cllo '' in Patholo:cty. Ilic Jclh11... I IOJlkins Vniversity. 1889·90: ln!-lrt1c1or in .\naton1)'. \' ale College:. IS!lO·!) l: \' i1al Stltistici;in, Xe''' \' ork Cit)' 1£ea lth J)epartn1cnt. l t-29!>·08 : J\!'>~istaot St1rgeor1, :\far inc l lott1lita l s~r\'iCe. 1S9·1 ancl 1 8!>8~!>9: .\ s"'i -i1a1
t Proi~ssor or ~latcri,1 .\l cclic<1. Pa1l1ology ancl 1Jac1criolog)'. U11ivcrsity of \\fest \"irg-i11i:i.. 18 99· l900: Ju~trltCtOr in Gro~s 1.,atholos:y. ('orncll ~leclical College, NC\\' ''Ork, 1900-1902: l>rof(':,SOr of l":ttholOJ,:)1, l"t,i\•Crsily Of 'fex3S, 1903. 
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R ouERT ,\:-;n1<E\\ ·r11o)ll',OX. :\J. .\ .. C. I::.. Lrrturcr 011 I?ai/7,•a\• 1:.1117i11eeri1; ~­
~ < I~. ~.. ·r11e l"nivcr..1t)' of ·rcxas. 1892. :\I. _.\ .. 1893. C. E .. 1900. 
.J 1-:ss1 E • \ Xl>RE\\ s. e. Lit .. / 11s/r11ctor i11 Ccr111a11. 
ll. I.it.. Titc l:ni\•crsity of Texas. 1 SG. 
EL·G1-:xF: J>\VI. Sc11oc11. c-. E.. :\l. .\ .. Ph. D.. /11str11clor i11 c·1ic111isfr\• 
( '. fo;. , 'J'h(· l'n1\e~1t)' o f "'fex:\$. 1894. ~nd )[..\ .• 1896: l)h. I>.. l,.'~i· 'e~itr of (.'l1icago. 1902. 
)) \;\:IEI. .\ I.I.El\ PExlC:K. :\l. ,\ .. Ph. D .. /11s/r11 ctor in Latii; a11d c·rcck. 
I~ \ .,'Jiu.· l'nl\~r-..1t)' of 1°1.·x.i.s. 1891, an<I .;\I..\ .. 1892: l1 h. I).. J ol1n-. fl o1•ki1t~ t:ni,•crsit)'. 1898. 
1\ uc:us·1-., Rt·c1.;1;1c B..\. :\l. A .. l11str11ctor of Zo(lfogy. 
1: \ ., l'h"" L'n1"crsity of ·rexas. 1896. and .;\I..\. 1900. 
l~1:NEST Jos1;r11 \·11.1.,\\',\SO. i\l. r\ .. f11str11ctor i11 Frc11cfl. 
;\l. 1\ .• 0l'\1l~11c L"r1i,·ersity. 1896. 
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K11.1.1s CA~IPBELL. Ph.D., lns/r11ctor in Englisli. 
I~. . \ .. \\'ilJi:.111 :ind )lar)· College. 1894; Ph. D.. Johns llo1lkin' Uni· vtNitir. 1898. 
C11.\Rl.ES J). RtcE. B. S.. :\1. S.. l11str11ctor in Purr .\latlir1natirs. 
II. S.. \ 'andc'b;h U:i;vcr.;;ty. 1891. and ~I. S.. 1892. 
.:\1.1~X.\XDER :\lcGO\\'EX FERGt.:sox, :\I. S.. Instructor in Bota11y. 
1;. S. II.. .-\qricultl1rat and .:\Icchanical Collc-ge of Texas. 189-l, anti 
~I. s.. 1896. 
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ED\\'ARI> C. H. B .\NTEL. C. E .. l11slr11rtor in Cfr·il I:ngincrri11g. 
C. E., l~ensselacr Pol)·technie Institt1te, 1897. 
I l JERHERT Euc:~:NE BO!.TON, Ph. D.. /11str11ctor in 1-listory. •
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J011 N ~lfATTll lAS KUEllNE, !vL S., l11str11ctor in P/,.ysics. 
ll. S .. The Un;vcrs;ty of Texas. 1899, and M. S., l90l. 
LL1LU H.\11.E\', i\1. S., !11.struclor i11 Physics. 
ll. S.. The Un;versitv of Texas, 1899. and M. S.. 1901. 

Ron1'RT.\ F. L :\VENDER. B. Lit.. :\I. .A. .. /11str11ctor i11 Lati11. 
Ji. I.it.. 'fhc L'rti,·e~it>· of 1·exas. 1896. and ~1. • \ . 1902. 
1IE~RY DA\'ID GRAY, Ph. B.. :\I. A., l11str11ctor i11 Engli.slr. llh, IJ., Colti:atc Uni\·ersit)'. 1897; ~(. ;\. Columbia Univer:,il)'. 1898. 
REGIN \l.D IL\R\'EY GR!FF!Tll. :\I. A ... /11s/r11ctor 11: £11glislr. )1 . . \ ., 1:-urnl.an Uni\•trsit:r. 1892. 
GEORGI' r\LBERT ENDRESS, B. S.. !11s/r11ctor i1~ Dra11•i11g. 
I~. S .. 1'he l,;11iversity of Texas. 1893. 

\ VARNER FITE. I'h. D.. f11str11ctor i11 P!rilosoplry. 
1\ . R .. IJ3ver£ord College. 1889: Ph. D .. U11iversity of Pe11nsyl"•:inia. 
1894. 
F1u·:D1'1UC1< OrTo Sc11 un, Ph. D., l11slr11ctor i11 Cen11a11. 
t\. I~.. fJ\1ck11cll l.J11i\•Crsity. 1894: Ph. 0., Universit)' of Chicago. 1901. 
BENJ.\~r IN FE1.1x Il 11.1,, i\1. A .. /11str11ct or i11 1ltfi11eralogy a11d Prtrograpliy. 
I:, S., 111e l'niversity of Texas. 1896. and M. S .. 1897; ~!. J\, Col· 
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I larvard {.; rtivcrsity, 1903. 
R •\\'MONO DURBIN :\l11.1.1:R. Ph. D., / nstr11c/or i11 J:nglish. 
A. ll.. The ] oh11s I lopki ns U nivcrsity, 1898; Ph. 1) ., I!)O I. 
rlERBERT \i\TYNFOllD llr1.1., ?\[. Ph .. /11slr11clor iu B11glis/1. 
B. L .. U11ivcrsit)' of ('alifornia, 1003; :\I. l'h., University of Chic3.t-:"· 1904. 
BLYDOX ELLERY K1~N\'ON, B. S. !11slr11ctor i1; fllcclrical P.11gi11ceri11g. 
U. S., Rhode l~land Collogc. 1899. 
] ,\M IO:S J. TERRELL, :\!. D.. Lecturer 011 .\/cdica/ Cli111alo/ogy: De111ons1rator of Pall!ology. 
M. D .. The Univcrsil)' 0£ Texas. 1902. 
DAVID H. LA\VRENCt,, ?II. 0 .. Lec/11rer 011 i\lledical f11rispr11de11ce. 
~I. I)., ·r11c University of ·rexas. 1902. 
Jo11N BRANNUM f IAOEN, iVI. D., Lecturer 011 Oplr!lta/1110/ogy. 
){. D .. U11iversity of 1:-.c1111sylvania. 1$92: I.iccntiatc University of Ne,,· York . 
HEXRY C. HADE:-<, :\1. D., J_ec/11rer on Otology, Rlii11ology, a11d 
Lary11gology. 

)(. 1).. Uni\'ersit)· of PcnnS)'l"·ania, 18!:.5. 
Joux T. :\[ooR", :\1. 1\ .. :\!. D.. Associall' in .\fc<licinc 
~r. A., 1\ dd·Ran Univcr~ity. 18!>4; )I. 0., The University of ,~('X:\-t, 
1896. 
~r. C HARLOTTE SCHAEFER. r,,1. D.. Lecturer a.11d De111011.,·1ralor of Ge11eral Biolog·y, 1Vor111al 1-listology. a.11d General {!111-'b·ryology. 
).J. J)., 'l'hc Uni"crsity of 1'exas. 1900. 
~'ILLl.\~1 G.\~t )ION, l\I. 0. Associate i11 f'alh ology. 
)f. D.. Ur1ivcr~ity of Texas. 1893. 
HO\\'ARD R vsK DL"DGEOX. :\1. D. De111011slrator of Surgery: J.eclurer 011 
Der111atolog·y. 

)f. D., U11i"'t~ity o f Texas, 1901. 
\V,\LLACE R OUSE, ?II. D., De111011slralor of Cli11ical .\ledici11c: Lcc/urer OI! Pedialrics: I11slr11ctor in Plr:\'sica/ Diagnosis. 
i\·l. J)., U 11i\•crsity of 'fcxas, 1902. 

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B. S.. The Uni\'tr>ll)' of Tex•s. 1900, •nd )I. .\ .. 1,02. FLOREXCE P.\RTll EXL\ LE\\·1s. :\I. A., Tutor i11 .llathc111<1tics. 
D . . \., The Uni\'tr;ity of Tcx•s. 1897, and )(. A., 1898. i\IARY ELTZ.\P.f.Tll ])Fe ll ERO. :\[. ,,\ .. 1'utor i11 .llathc111atics. 
B. Lit., ·rhe U1\ivcr:--ity o( "fcxa.;, 1$92. a1l.d ~I. 1\ . 1897. 
J011 N RonERT 5 ,,.ENSON, B. 1\ .. '/'11t or in the S ciencc and 'A rt of ll.ducation. 
ll. ,.\ ., 'l'hc U1tivcrs1t)' of Dc11,·cr, 1896. 
ALEX.\XDEti l)EUSSEN. i\I. S., Tutor ii;-Geology. 

D. S.. The l.)ni,·cr•i1y of Texas. 1903; )I. S.. 1901. BEXXIE L EOX c;t,.\SC'OC t-:. B. s .. Tutor in (,'/1r111istry. 
I~. S .. L:1ii,·cr~it)' of 'J'cxas. 1904. 
HERBERT D. :\l t~XDEXll ALL. Tutor in c·i<·il E11gi11ccri11g. 

D.\\·10 ...\xTox10 FR.\X K. LL. B .. Qui.::111astcr i11 !~en". 
LI.. n.. t·ni..cr-ity of Texas. 1903. 
:\lADISOX H.\\\.T!IORxE B~:xsox. LL. B., Q11 i.::111astcr in l~cn•'. 

D..\ .. I.L. D.. t•niversity of Texas. 190l. :\lILBURX :\lcCARTY, LL. B., Qui.::111aster in La'"· 
l.l .. R., U11i,cr·$ity of 1'exas. 190·1. 
T-1. 0. SAPPI NGTON, ?vr. J) .. /)c111011strator of Obstetrics and G'y11ecology. 
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l ' \\'. ·r. G.\Rll.\DE. Ph. G .. Dc111011strator ol Clic111istry. 
l'h. G .. L:ni"·ersity of Texas. 190.S. 
IloR.\CE ·r..\Y:> ES\\'ORTH. ~r. D.. Dc111011strator of. /11ato111y. 
-'1. I)., l,;11i,<.:rsit)' of Texas. l!'t0-1. 
Osc \R JI. Pt..\:>T. ~[. D.. fJc111011strator of l~liysiology. 
)I. D .. l,;'ni,·c··~it)' of Tcxal:i. 1902. 
J\CK C. Bl:CKXER. Ph. G.. De111011strator ol Pliar111ac\'. 
J>b. G.. t:ni\'C'rsit)' of Texas. 1904. 
~I \RJORIE ~I. 'f.\Yl.OR. (li11ical !11str11ctor in .\'11rsi11g. 
C. 	L. Sn \CKroRD. .rlssista1;t J11str11ctor i11 .\'11rsi11g. 
ER:>Esr .\xnE1isox. ~L S.. Fcllo<v i11 Clie111istry. 

1-:. S .. L"11ivcrsit)' of 1'exas. 1903: \(. S.. l!lO... 

i\f.\TTIE .A.r.1c;E .1-\usT1N. ~I. l\.. Fellow i11 1-listory. I'., r.it .. Uni\ICtsity Qf 'l"cxas. 1302: "'· .\.. 1003.l ET11 1", .Z ivLEY R.\Tll ER. i\I. A., Fel/01(1 i11 1-1 istory. I ' 
I!. i\., Urti\'ersit)' of ·rcxas. 1902; "r. . \., 1903. 
i\ IARl..\ RET 	i\1l.\lis111\Lr,, B. S .. Pella-.(• i11 Zoology. IJ. S.. U1·1i,1ersit)' of 'J'exas. 1903. 
A~1.\ND1\ Ju1,1 ,, ESTILi-. B. S .. Fr.lloic1 i11 Bota11:v. 
l~. S.. U11i"ersity of Texas. 190-1. 
J.\MES F1•N1S Jo11Nsox. B. S .. Felloi(• i11 Ed11catio11. 

B. S.. U11i,·ersil)' 0£ 'fexas. 1904. 
L OUISE :'\,\Tll ,\NIEL BRO)lllERG. B . .1\ .. 1:ello1,• i11 Latin a11d Greek. 
n . . \ .. Uni\•Crsit)' of Texas. 1904. 

\\'11.1.1A)I FR.\:>K llvCKL£Y. B. S.. Felio-,,, i11 Spa11ish. 
B. S .. t:ni,·ersit)· of Texas. 1904. 
Jo11N LE\\'IS \\'oRLEY. B. _.\.. Fc/107,• in History. I!. . \ .. L'11i,•crsit)· 0£ 1"cxas. 1904. 
•.\x1>RE\\' BEx:>1rrT Cox. St11de11t .r1ssista11t i11 E11glisli. 
P E\RL PE:>FIELD. Student .-lssistant i11  Bota11y.  
>: ·'=":>IE Li:.\ C.\1 D\\'ELL.  Student  ...Jssista11t i11  Bota11y.  
ED)I L':>D  Rl:RKE  GRtFFJX.  Student Assista11t  i11  Oratory.  
\L,Y ~l.,sox ].\R\'IS. St11dc11t  Assista11t i11  Zoology.  
I-! \RVEY  B. ~L\TTIIE\\'$, St11de11t Assista11t i11  Zoology.  
ERNFST  \\'1xF1~En BREI IL\X, St!tdent  Assista11t i11  Pln·sic.~.  
I [ \RIOET  S)tlTllER. St11de11t .4ssista11t  i11  Ed11catio1;~  
J.,~1 ES  Enc.\11  \I1TC11 El.I.. St11dc11t  Assista11t in ('ic·il E11gi11ccri11g.  
\ \111.1.1.\ .\I  J1·::>rNER  Po\\'ELL. St11dc11t .4ssista11t i11 ('ic·il Engi11ecri11g.  
1-Ul<E  C0 ll.\TEX  RonERTSON . .)t11de11t .4o·sista11t  Ill  Ci-,,i/ P.111ri111:cri11(1'...... ....  
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JAS. F. Jo11xsox ......................................... Presidc11t 

XE\\"TOX J. :\IARSH.\LL ...........•................... Vice-Presidc11t Lou1E X. URO)I BERG . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1'rcas111·cr I
:\Irss Ju1.1A ESTILL . 	........... . ... . .. . . . .. • ... . ... . . ..... Secretary • 

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STCDEXTS .\XD :\I,,\JOR SL"BJ EC1'S. 
*C11.\RLES HExRY .\)tER)t.\)1, B. S .. ·0-1., Political Scie11ce. 
*Eox.\ Ju.\NtT.\ f\NOERSox, B. A., '04., Greek. 
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Lou1E :\.\Tll.\='ll' L BRO)IBERG, B. t\., '04., Latin. 
*:\llLlll"RX PRESSLEY 	:\lc(.\RT\". B. ,,\., (Baylor Cniversity) "02., LL. B .. Texas. ·0-1 .• Political .5cic11cc. 
*:.\)1.\XO.\ .J1,;1,1.\ EsT11.r,. B. S .. '0-1 .• Bota11v.
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':':\l.\RY FtECE1 .. B . .-\ .. '03.. Lati11. 
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REXNIE LEOX (;1..\SCOC K, 8. S.. '04., Che111istry. *joHx P.\l:I. I f.\USER. B. S., ·0-1 .. Ed11catio11. *J .\)JES F1x1s Jo11xsox, B. S.. '04.. £d11catio11. 

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*:\E\\'TOX J,\$!'ER l\l.\RSIl.\LL., B. r\ .. '0-1 .• fid11catio11 
l\IARCARET ELIZABETH l\ IARSIL\LL, B. S .. '03.. Zoolog,,: 
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*E)!l[.. s.\l.!ER. B. Lit.. '03.. Polit1cal Scie11ce. 
*}.\)tES ,,\1.BERT St)I PSOx. B. S .. '0-1.. .I/atlie111atics. 
*r\LLEx Pix KX~:y STR.\)IL£R, B. S .. '0-1.. Che111istry. 
Jonx Lou is \\'()Rl.EY, n. A .. '0-1 .. llistory. 
*EVELYN B1".1. \Vn1CHT, B. f\., ·04., Greek. 

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:\foTOZ.\ r\ K.\ZA\\'.\. B. S.. Okava111a. Japan. Y. l\I. C . • A... 
~·11cart.s of oak a•·c O\lr shi1>~ 
ilc:i.rts of oak are 0\11' ntc11.'' 

}EFFF.Rso:-; DAvis .-\T\\·ooo. R. Lit.. :S N <1>, B . . !\... Ouachita College. 
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0 011 Cassit1s 11as a Jea11 a11d ht1ngr)• took.' 
L ARRY P. BAILEY. B. s.. vVaco, Texas. Glee Club. 
··r.ifc is jest a11d all thi11gs sho"' it 
I thot1ght so once but 110'' l knO\\' it." 
RonERT }ONES BEASLEY, 13. S., Beeville, Texas. X ct>; '\la1·sity Baseball 1'ea111, '03 and ·04. 
''1\ head is about 3S 11111ch C\•i<ICllCC of braittS as 3 paper coll:tr is of a shirt.'' 
c.\RL FELIX r-:. ~I. \"OX BLUCll ER, B. S., Corpus Christi. Texas. 
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"God pit>· him also.'' 
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"l'exas. Student t\ssistant in Physics. '04­'05; Class Track 'l'ea111 "04; Class Football 
T eani ·04 ; 1·. :\I. C...\.: Gern1an Pia,· "04. 

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B,\RN E\" BR001'S, B. s., Benjaruin, Texas, Capi­tol Club : Rusk ; Student Assistant i?1 Zoology. ·04-'05. 
''Sic se1np('r C11c111idopl1l'r11is ';t•i:li:ardissi1uis.1 ' -P/1'n)'· 
E 1, 1s 1:: DExlSON BRO\VN, B. Lit., San T exas. X n: Sidney Lanier; Clas~. 1902: Secretary Class. 1904. 
··1·11 be at ch:"Jrge for a lool.:in~ ,;tla.ss; 
.\ nrl entertain a score or l\\'O of tail(\rs, 1'o st'''lY fa:;hion~ to a<lorn 1tty l>od>··'' 
Antonio, 
Historian t 

Fi.OR.\ :\L\uOE BRo\\·x, R. f\ .. San Saba. ·rexas. Sidney Lanier: Y. \V. C. l\.; \ lice-President Senior Class: Treasurer Sidne,· Lanier 
1904-05. 
".\1011~ 1l1c cool scq,1cs1erc<l v"l.lc o f life, 
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Jo11x \\". C.\l,HOux. B . . .\ .. .\rlin~ton. Texas. Capitol Club; "freasurer Senior Class: Director of Co-op. 'o:;. 
")•'1111 ''ell 1l1C)' laughecl ''ith co11n1er(citc<l glet. .\t all his jokes. for 111any a j<.1kc l1a<I he." 
L11.v  B ESS  C.\~1P11 1 " .1 .,  B. Lit..  San  f\ntonio.  
1'cxas.  I( ..\ 8 :  Ashbcl  T.iterar,·  Society :  
Y. \V.  C . . .\.:  "frcasurer  r\ 5hbel.  1903-0-i :  

President .\shbel 1904-05: ~le111ber. Ad­,·isory Board \\"on1an's Council. 1903-04: President \\"0111an ·s Council. 1904-05. 
··r.ove seldom haunts the brt:t'-l '''here Je:trni11g Ii~.'' 
·rRABUE C1\RS,,.ELr,, 13. :\ .. J)ccat11 r. 'f cxas. 
··~ot 1l1uch talk-a gr'Cat S\\'l'C'l :-.ilerlce.'' 
~l.\BEL COOLEY, B. :\ .. \\'aco. "l'cxas. Secretar\• · Senior Class. 
···rh>• !ace the in<lex of a fcelinsc 111in<I." 
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"l'coplc lai1gt1 at l1is traged>• 
.\11<1 '''tCJ> at his corncdy." 
C r..\RA LouELL:\ Foi-:D.\. B. f\., Galveston, ~rexas. t\shbel : \·ice-President \V 0111a11·s Council: Secretary 1\shbel 1904-05: Her­n1annsoehne Scholarship: Y. \\". C. :\. 
'"l"hat this. is but the surface of her soul 
.\ nd that the depth is rich in better thing;;." 
D.\\"ID :\xTox10 FR.\NK. H. ,.\., Conroe, Texa:<. LL. B .. '03; Quizn1aster in La,v, '03-'04 and '04-·05 : '\.arsity Track 'l'ean1. '04; Class Track Tean1. '04; Class Football 1'ea1n, 'o:::i, 

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Class Orator: Assistant Editor of The 
'fexan. '03. ·04 : Editor-in-chief of The 
Texan. ·05: President. Rusk; \"ice-Presi­
dent. O ratorical :\ssociation: Secretary. De­
bating Council: \ "ice-President. Y. ~I. C . 
..\.: \"ice-President. Press Club: Director of 
the Co-op: Rusk Debating 'fea111, '03-·04. 
Si111pkins Society : l'arlian1entary Club. 

··.\ \\'C:;tther bea.tCll 10,·cr. l>Ul 0 11CC k1tO\\'tl , 
Is SJ>Or t for ever)' g-irl 10 l'racticc on.'' 

t\ N N 11·: J0 1·: G.\l~J)i': ER. n. f\., Palestine. 1'exas. K K r: Ashbel Literarv, . .
Society: Secretarv 
Sopho111ore Class : \ "ice-President. Junior 
and Senior Class. 

''l)c,•otc<I. anxious. generous. \'Oitl of guile. 
.\ntl ''ith lter ,,·hole lteart's ''<"lco1nc in her smilt-.'" 

. \ I>.\ H.\RDE~I.\X G.\RR1sox. B. :\ .. Austin. Texa;-. n B <1> ; Secretary Class 1900-01 ; Basket Hall 'fean1 1903 : ·rennis 01an1pio11 1903. 
"\\'hos.-else that n1otio11 a11<I tliat 11•ic11?'' 
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··.\ Oa11i<'I ha-. con'e to court, 
.\ P"litical f.:eonotnist is here.'' 
E)!)l.\ :\ UTREY (;REER. B. t\ .. Hcau111011t. Texas. I..: A 8 ; t\ shbel: Y. \•V. C. r\.: Sccretar\· and \ "ice-President r\ shbel 190-1-05 : :\ ssociatc Editor ~lagazine 1904-05. 
''\\'isdon1 a11tl Goodness are .,,·in-born , one heart 111ust hoJ<l both sisters. 11C\1Cr scctt :'lJ\."\rt.'' 
C. FRED ITA NCOC K. l~. 1\., Batcsyillc. Arkansas. 
B. D .. :\ustin Theological Sen1inary. B ..A.., :\rkansas College. 
''I 53,,• tter11i1y the other night. 
Like a s:rcat rin~ of J)t1re a11d enclle"s ligltt.'' 
17.\ :-;Nv \•VEST JJ AHRIS, B. S.. J-Ienderson, ·rexas. K K r; Y. \\'. C. A.; ;\~hbcl Litera!·y Society: :\s~ociate Editor of 'fhe Cactus. '0-1-'05: \ 'ice-President. Freshn1an Class : Secretary. Sophon1ore Class : \ · ice-Presi­dent. . \sh be I, '03-·04. '0-1-'05. 
''l"'o11r )1cars she .:rc'v in st1n :1nd sho'''tr, 
·r11e11 '\ t3rsity :ot:.i<I. '1\ Jovclicr no,,·cr 
On ea rth \\!:\~ 11cvcr S0\\•11'.'' 

ETHEL H1nns, B. Lit.. Corpus Christi. 1'exas. Sidney Lanier; \-. \\-_ C. ,..\.: . ecretary Sen­ior Class. 
··~lo<lcs1y's the charnl 
~rJ1ac col<lest hc:trts ca11 <111ickes1 \v:tr111.'' 

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(;ERTRUDE XEr.LtE HocL.\11 ,\N. B. :\ .. Galveston, 'rcxas. Sidney, Lanier. 
··1.-ran1c )'Ot1r 1l1i11d t o 1nirth :111<1 rnerrin1c11t \\fhich bars a t l1,,11:;.ri.11cJ h~t1'11i$ n11d lcngthc11s l ife." 
I
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LExORE \ \·.,c;x ER Hu~·~•El., B. S.. San A.ntonio. I Texas. " B <I> : Secrctar,· Class 1902-03. 
'"fake her tip tendcrl)·.I I landle '''ith care: 
F':t~hioneci so slcndcrl)•.-' S\> y ot111g and so fair." I 
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IS.\llEr. I<ELL>, B. r\ ., El Paso, 'fcxas. Y. vV. 
C . .I\..; Sidney Lanier. 
''\\'ork is in)· recreation:• 
(;EOl<GE CYRUS I.\:1xDLEY, B. S., Graha111, Texao;. \'Vorld's record in Lung Capacity; \"icc­President Y. iVl. C. 1\ .. '03-'04; '\'arsity Football 'fean1. '04-'05. 
··Goliath C>f Gas. \Vl1ose l1ci~ht i~ s ix ctibits a11<l a span:' -1 .S'11u1ucl .r:·ii, .: 
EnG.\R HEXRY L.\xC.\STER. B. S.. ~Icndoza. 'fcxas. President Junior Class: Cha111pion G~1nnast. ·03. 
''J)on't tl1ro\v pl1)·sic to the do,::s­Son1c clogs ha,·e ,·alue." 
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Eox.\ Li,.\\.ELL. n. t\ .. Dallas, Texas. t\ shbcl Literary Society; 1·. \\". C . . \ .. Class His­torian. 19<>0-01 ; Associate Editor~[agazine 
1901-02. 
'' l"it sc1pit qui pa1trt1 l~quitur." 
i\fARY FO\VT.ER fvf,\AS, B. A., Galveston, Texas. 
"''l'hy 111odcst)"s a c.an<lle to tit)' n1crit." 
Jo11xx1E ~IILDRED i\L\GEE. B. S., Austin, Texas. \'. \\". C. A.; Secretary Junior Class. 
''The heart to conceive, the underst:t11di11g to direct, and the hancl to cxect1te... 
i\IARY LEN" i\IAGEE, B. S., Austin, 1'exas. 
'"l"'or silc11ce ar1d chaste rc:1ervc is ,,·0111a11's gc11uioc 1>raisc.'' 
Tn.\r.I.\ ~L\RSil.\LL. B. S .. Llano. ·rcxas. Sid­nc,· Lanier. 
''Nobilit)' is tbi11e :lncl th)· form is the reflcctio11 of t!l)' 
11att1re.'' 
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HAR\"EY n. :'ll.\TTIIE\\"S, n. s., t\ustin, Texas. , 
<I> r -l; Student ..-\ssistant in Zoology: Class 
Baseball ·rcan1, ·02. ·03 and ·04; Gern1an 
Club : Rusk : 'freasurer Junior Class. 

~· .\I1..•dicl1s crr1nacliliaticus.1' 

Eo~11;xo DuxC.\X :'llcKELL.\R. B. S .. Forney, Texas. l: X. 
·'.\ fly sat on a ch3riot '''llttl and said '\\'hat dust do J 
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r:\1S~ . 

] [EI~BERT D. rd:ENDENJJJ\Ll., 13. s.. c. E ., Tan1pa, Florida. X <I> ; Student t\ssistant in Engi­neering : 'futor in Dra\1•ing and Engineer­ing : President. Engineers Club : Treasurer, Engineering Departn1c111 ; S. S. S. Sorority. 
··..\rt tx~r:. in dra,,·ing-his ~alary.'' 
l(ENNETJI C. :'II11.1.ER. B. S., He11derso11, Texas. Band; Glee Club; Baseball Tean1. 
··.\ cot111try lad \\'ithal . . \ boaster and a little ba<I.'' 
\\"1LLl.\)I JoY :'IIOYES, B..\., Sherman, Texas. Scholarship, Shern1an l!igh School; Presi­dent Senior Class : Captain Sophomore Track Team : ·\·arsity Track Tea1n '03; As­sociate Editor of 1'he 'fexan, '05. 
''1\nd 1hc mttle that '''as tinder hi1n '''Cnt a,,·ay.'' -1 Snniucl .rviii, 9. 
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GEORGE STR1n1.1 :-ic ;\E\VELL, ll. S .. S<in 1\ntonio. Texas. 

P.\T IREl•.\l'll X1xo:-1. B. S.. J_uling-. Texa<;. 
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A T n; Cl<t!'S Baseball 1'ean1 ; Sub. "\Tars­it\" naseball 1'ean1. "03-"04. 
''Let Nixon-X. 
Then X• 0.''-Q. f;. D .• ~·ucli<li<1t1us. 

PERLE P1~Nl'IE1.n. ll. S .. La Porte. ·rexas. l'. 

\\".  C..\.:  .\ shbel:  President  \\'0111an"s  
.\thletic  . \ ssociation :  Basket  Ball  Tean1.  
"03-"04.  

··~ro be stro11f.: i?<> to be ha1>P}'." 
:\L\RTJI.\ PETERS!"'· B. Lit.. Brackctt\·ille. 'fexa:<. Sidney Lanier: 1·. \\". C..\.: n . ...\....\lle­ghen y C."ollrge. 

\\'.\LTER Sl"OTT Po1•E. J~. S .. Santa .\nna. ·r exas. .). T .). : ·rrca:,;11rer. F reshn1an Class : Trea<­urer. \'. ~I. C. ..\.. ·03-"04: Secretary and 'freasurcr. Press Club : President. Rusk: Editor of the 1·. ~[. C..\. flandbook. ·04-·05. 
··Since there arc 1nirrors i11 \Vhich to look . 
l go 110 n1orc 10 the glas~y t1rook.' ' ,\·~,rc1'.t~'"'· 

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GR.\CE PR.\THER, B. Lit.. ,\ustin, 'frxas. Y. \\/. 
C. .-\.: ..\shbel: ·rreasurer Class, 1900-01; \ "ice-President Class 1902-03 ; President t\ shbel. 1905; \\"ornan"s c:ouncil, 1905. 
"\·\ ,"is<lo1n . a,,.ful ,,•is<lo1n, ,,.J,icla i11s1>ce1s. ()jsccrnS. c0111pares. \VCighs, SC!):lr:ltC1', i1afCr$, S.:izes tl1e right and holds it to the last." 
~L\l~Y :\ 1.:\L\ PROCTOR. 13. S., Beau111011t, 1·exas. r..:: ..'\ 0 ; Treasurer Sophon1ore Class; \ "ice­President Junior Class: \"ice-President. Senior Class: Basket Ball 1·ca111. '03; ~Iana­ger Basket Ball ·rcan1, '05; :\ssociate Editor oi '[he Cactus. '03-'04. '04-'05: Texan, '05: Chair111an of the Patronesses. Final Re­ception. '05. 
''Ki11d·hearted. fricn<ll>" f\111 of life 
1\ ncl :t)•e. ~ politic:tn.'' 
\ 
S.\DIE l)i.;ci-;i::1·r. B. S...\ustin, Texas. 
'"Signs of 11obleness. like :-.tar..;. 5:hall sl1i11t on all deser,·ers.'' 
I IELEX R.\1. EY, B. Lit., San Antonio, Texas. r\shbel: Y. \ \ .. C . . \. ; \'atsun1ana: Assistant Eclitor-in-chief ~Iag-a7.ine. 1903; Editor-in­chiei i\Iagazinc. 1904: Class H istorian, 1903 : Colonial l)a111cs Prize, 1904; \Von1an's Council. 1905. 
··'"ro those ,,·J10 knO\\' tl1ee 1\ot, 110 '''01ds c:in paint! 
.\r1d th<'se \\•ho knO\\' thee 311 \\'Oreb a.re f;lint." 
:\loR1<1s THO:\IPSO:-: R"cTOR. B. S .. Bastrop, 'fexas. Capitol Club: President Sopho­111orc Class : ~lcn1bcr S111dcnt's Council; Class Football ·rean1. ·02. '03: Secretary and 'L'rcasurer, ."\thenaeu111: Y. l\I. C. A., Presi­dent Oratorical t\ssociation: ~fe1nber, De­bating Council. 
" 1\Jt1 I 11ot a. srnokcr 311d a l>rothcr?"
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~l.\1~y \ ·1Rc1xI.\ R1cE. B. .\.. Dallas. Texas. I-\: K r; :\shbel : Yatsu111ana ; 'freasurer 1-\shbel, 1902-03; Secretary t\ shbel, 190-1: President Ashbel. 1905 : Editorial Staff Texan 1903-04; Y. \\'. C. A. 
1'1 an1 notl1i11g if 11ot critical.'' 
RE1.1..\ Ros£xFrEr.o, B. Lit.. ·rylcr, Texa5. Her­n1annsoehne Scholarship. 
'1ll1c force of her 111erit 111:.kts 11tr ''3.)'·'' 
ED\\0 1x D.\VIS SA:-<OERS. B. S.. j\food\·. T exas. 
'"Ile 1nust be a dull ftllo''' i11<lccd. ,,1J1on1 11cithcr Jo,·t. 1nalicc. nor nccessit)' can i11spirc '''ith '''it." 
Su.As ~IcDExKY SE\VEt.r., B. f\ .. ~lerkel, Texas. 
A. B., Daniel Baker College. 
'''l'hcrc is 1>robabl)• 110 1l cll in the next '''orld for :t1.1tl)o r:-i., they suffer so n111ch front critics an<I l)ttl>li~l1crs in this.'' 
Tll.\D S11.\\\". B. f\ .. r\ustin. 'fexas. 
''\\"hc11 f bccal'11e 3 111311 I 1
\tt :\\\:\y cl1ildish things." 
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.\1.BERT 0. SrxCLETox. B. S .. \\'axahachie. i.:. :S: '\"arsit,· Baseball 1'ea111. '02: Class Bas'.!­ball Tea111. '02. ·03. '0-1: Class Football 'fea111 ·o? . -. \"ice-President. Ger111an Club, '03-'04; P resident Final Reception, 
"04. 
" .\ .t•1110 saitat sobriu.s 111s1 fort<· i11$iJHU,f.''-Cic~ro. 
BExJ.\)tlX FR.\XKLIX S tsK. B. S....\ustin. 'J'exas. 
··\\'ho clin1bs the gr:in1111Cr· trct <listi11cll)• knO\\'S, \\'here 110 \111 a11d \'trb n.nd pn.rticiplc gro,,·s.'' 
(;1-:oRt.E \V.\LLACE S)11T11, B. S .. Corpus Christi. Texas. Y. ~I. C. t\. 
··\'iolcnt ideals make ,•iolcnt end~." 
l~OHERT A. S)lITJI, B. A., Stephenville, Texr:s. Class Football 1'ea111; (;lee Club. 
··Only an aton1 irt tl1c great 111ass of Sn1iths.'' 
11.\RRtET S)JJTHER. B. S.. GcorgetO\\'ll, Texas. Sidney Lanier: Student . \ ssistant Education. 1905 : Secretary Sidney Lanier. 
'"l'here is rtothing 11al£ so S\VCCt i11 life as love's yo11ng d1·can1.'1 
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~l.\RY \\-ILLIS , TEO~L\x. B. Lit.. Palesti1!c. Texas. 1'T-:: r; :\shbcl: \·. \\-, C. _\: :\s­sociate Editor Cactus. 1903-04. 1904-05: :\s­sociate Editor ~[agazinc. 1903-04 : Secretary Freshn1an Class; \' ice-President and His­torian Sopho111ore Class; 'l'reasurcr i-\ shbel. 1903-04. 
··1·1~ good in C\'Cr)• C3"(.' )'OU kt10\\' 
·ro l1a,·e t \\'O S1 ri11s:s l•nto )'Otar t>0,,·.1' 

FREO :'lfORTOX 'f1!0~1 P~Ox, B. 1\ .. Lockhart. 1"exas. Engin<'ers Club. 
".\ sl1a.IJ0,,· brain behi11d a scriou~ 111ask. 
.\n oracle ,..·itltin a11 cn1pt)' cask." 
111·:1.Ex \\'ooTtO::\ T110RxTON. B. S., Austin. 1'exas. xn; Treasurer Class 1900-01 : Secretary Class 1905. 
''\\'i1h cour3ge, honor. tltt-Se i11<lttd 
\'our sustenance and birth-right are." 
Ct..\DYS ·rrxGLE.. B. 1-\., \Vaxahachic, Texas. Sidnev Lanier. 
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"0. ho,,· 111\1tl1 n1orc do1l1 J{c;aut)' 1Jcat1tcot1s sce1n. Jl)• that S\\'CCt ornan1er1t '''hich truth cart gi"c:· 
.\xx\ C. TO\\-xES, B. Lit. . . \ustin. 'fexas. IlB<I> 
"Charn1s strike the sight. b11t 111crit '''i11s the sotil."' 
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\V11.1.rA~1 Ct~OOK \ Ti;nNON, B. S., Roane, Texa5. Class Track 'fca111. '02 and '03; 'Varsity 
l 
'I'rack 'fean1. '02. '03; Class Football Tcan1, 
'o1. ·02. '04: Rusk. 
"l:or he b)· gco1nctric s,calc 
( o ,1ld take the s;zc of pots of ale. 
Rc:00olvc l>y sines and 1a11ge11ts straigl1t, 
(f 1,rcad or butter 'va1ltec.l \VCig11t." 
\•\IJl,1.1 :\~[ CL:\RENCE vVELLER, B. A., Austin, 'fexas. <l> o. 8 ; P resident, Sophon1orc Class: Student's Council. '04-'05; 'Varsity Baseball Tea1n. '02, '03, '04: Captain '\'arsity Baseball Tean1. '04 and '05: Captain 
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Fresh111an ;\ine. 
··1~csi<les 'tis kno'''" he COtald s1le:tk Greek, 
.\s nattarally as pig's s<1t1cak." 
J .\)ll'S ROBERTSON \V1~sT, B. A., Bryan, 'fcxas. 
B. f\., Austin College; B. D., Theological Se111inary. 
"I le tho,1ght di,·i11i1y J1ad catc11cd, ·rhe itch on pt1r1>osc to l>c scratcl1cd ." 
1-l L•c11 !(ELLY \V1LC.IA~1s, B. S., Yoakunt, Texas. Capitol Club : Rusk; Y. ~I. c. A.; Class Football Tea111, '03 and '04; Class Baseball ·rea111; '02, '03, '04; President Senior Clas>:. 
"So1nc1i1ncs a ,·iolc11t laughter scrc,,•ed his face." 
DAISY DELL \\"Q)IACK, B. Lit., Austin, Texa-;. 
;''flle daisy for si1111>licity nnd \tnnffcctcd air.'' 
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SENIOR CIVIL ENGINEERS. 

()FFlCEI<.S. 
F.\l,L TER'.\L 
(). L. Si:\J S ..... . ........... . ........... . . . .. • ........... Prcsidcut 
l~. S. r\LTGELT .. ......... • .. • ... . .. ..................l'ice-Presidc11/ 
(;. G. ED\V.\RDS ............. . . • .... . •. ........ ........... . Secrctar.v 
\\'. J. PO\\'ELL ............ ... ......................... ... 1'rcasurer 

X. l). -11.\:-;os ..... ........................................ Auditor 

S. J. ~L\.\S .. . . . . . . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. S crgea11 /-al-. ../ r111s 
\\'I XTER TER'.\!. 
\ \'. \ \'. \·.\Xx . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Preside1:! 
r. S'.\t ITJI .............. ........ .. ............ .. .... . f 'icc-Prrsidr11/ 
:\. D. S 11 .\l'flS ... . . ........ . . ...... • ................. .... Srcrclary 

S. J. i\L\AS ..... . .................... . ............ . ...... ·rrrasurer 

I~. S. t\r~·rc1~1~·"!~ .................... .......... ............... .1/1,ditoJ' 

(). L. S1'.\1S ........ ........ • ..................... Srrgea11 /-al-/lr111s 

11. D. ~[EXOEX11.\LT. 
} ............. ........... ....c·actus l'o111111i11e.;

S. J. ~[A.\S 
Sl'Rl:\C TER'.\l. 
J. E. ~[JTCHELL ............. . ........................ .... Preside111 
\\'. E. EL.\'.\£ ......... ..• ..•....•.........•...........l,.ice-Prcsidc11/ 
I<. R. }{.\TC11ETT .... ................ . ........... ..... .....Secretary 
\\'. J). P. \ \i.\Rl<EX .. • ................... .... ............. 1'reasurer 

J. B. r-rocSETT ......... ...•...... .... . .. .. ................. // 11ditor 
\\/. \'V. \:.\'.'IN ....................... .... . • ....... Scrgco11l-ot-/Jn11s 

~IE:dl3ERS. 
r\ltgelt, Ernest S. Hatchett. Roy H.. 
.-\1nsler. :-\rthur C. Hogsett. Joseph B. 
:\ nderson. LO\\·rey \ \'. Laliier. I-Ierberl C. 
Connor. Ech,·ard C. ~Iaas. a1n J. 
Ed"·ards. George G. ).Iendcnhall. l lcrbcrl D. 
Elan1. \ \'illian1 E. ~I itchell. ]a111es E. 
Finch. Stanley J>. Po"·ell. \ \'illian1 J. 
Fletcher. Henry T. Shands. 1\cd D. 
Forsgard. Lee \\'. Si111s. Orland I~. 
Giesen. vValter r-:. S111ith. Pl11111cr 

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C11.\Rt.Es H . . .c\)tER)f.\X. Ilouston. Texas. LL.B .. 
13. S.. l :niversity of 'J'cxas. 1904; ,\thenaeu111 : Vice-President Senior La''' Class . 

.\L\'.\ P £.\RL B.\RRETT. Bonha111. Texas., LL. B .. 
cf> r ~ ; Rusk: Texas-Colorado Debate. 
1903; Senator 19th Legislature. 

ROBEl<T H ENRY BRO\\'N. La111pas~1s. Texa~. LL. B..'J.Ncf> President Senior La\V Class. 
··.\ 1nighty m3n. h3d 11ot "t01nc cun11i11s: :;ir1 . 
.\111id:;t so man)· ,·irtucs crO\\•dcd i11.0 
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ORVILLE CANADA Rucr, 1 :-IGTON, Pool ville, Texas, LL. B., 'J.Ncf>; Rusk. 
"Go teac11 eterna! \vis<I01n J10\v to rtalc." 
ROBERT ]EFFERSOx CHANNELL. Naples. Texas. LL. B. 
"'1'at11re 11cver puts her jc,,•cls in f:arrcts fo11r stories high.'' 

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GEORGE 'fERRELL CoPE. Silverton, Texas. LL. B., La,,· Librarian ; Students· Counc1l ; 1\thc­nae11111. 
··~t"1tl1er rh~·1nc 11or rt"ason c.an express ho"· n1uch:' 
J.,~1 Es :\I ERR11·r DE f\R~to:-io, :\1faryville, T enn­essee. LL. B.. University of Tennessee, 1904; LL. B .. u niversity of Texas; ::E 1' </>; 
"Ii he plcas'd he plt>a..,"<I I>)' ntan1)• '''3)·s: • '' 
:.:" E\\'TOK \ \'. GR.\11 .\)I, 1'ahoka. Texas. LL. il. 
''\\'herte'r )"OU err. t"rr on the pro~r side; 
'Don'1 charge too little•; may be ht"rc implied.'' 
GAVINE DRu~1~10ND l-IuNT. Dallas, 'fexas, 
LL. B., B. A., University of Texas, 'o:;; 
</> .).. 0; :.Jen1ber of the Students Council 

fro1n the La\\· Departn1ent. 
''Turn him to 30)' cause of policy, the Gordia11 knot of it he ,,·ill unloose fa111iliar :is l1is ,artcr. 1' 
l'R.\ :-;c1s P1 s CH .\ ~t i\L\RSH ALL, Center, 'f exas, LL. B. : President Senior La\v Class; \!icc­President Rusk. 
"E\'t"11 the ''cry hairs of his l1cad arc numbered.'' 
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C 11.\RLES :.r.,vs. Dupont. 'fexas, LL. 13.: :EK .p; :-\thenaeun1: Inter-Society l)cbate. 1904-5: 1'cxas-1\1lane Debate, 1905. 
·•\\'incl)'. ,,.;11dy. C\'Cry,,•hcrc, 
.\ncl nat a tl10 11g l1t to think,'' 

RonERT .-\ LFRED PO\\"ELt,, :\lontgo1ncry. Texas. LL. B.: President Senior T_a\\• Class. 
"I t is pleasi11g to be poi1
te<l at '' ltl1 the finger ancl to J1a,·e it ''li<I "l'hcrc goes the 1na11' ," 
JOSEPH Cr.EBURxE R 1\ XOEL, Anson, 1'exas. LL. 13. 
Ile said. ··Or rigi1t. 9r ''ro 1
g. ,,J1at cante into his head.'' 
l'RtCE ~'IONRCE R1cE, lla111illon. 1' cxas, LL. 'R. 
"~loclest fa111c is 11ot to l1c dc~pi~d 1))' tl1c higl1c-st ct13r:tctcrs.'' 
:\l.\lo;: ERxEST RossER. Sn•\'der. 'fcxas. LL. B.: 
n. :\ .. Piecln10111 College, Ga. 
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".\11 ')rdi11ary pr t1dcnt 111311. 

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I j osr-:P11 us B.\RTO\\' 'l'A1A.EY. 'fen1ple. 'l'cxa~. ' 
I
LL. B .. Ph. B.. Baylor Gni,·ersity. 1903 : 
Senior Class ()rator: President John C. 
1'o,,·nes La,,· $ociety. 

··Si1cnce is n1ore cloc.tt1c111 thar1 ,,·ords:· 
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Louis \\'.\t,TER. JR.. Fredericksburg, 'l'cxa5, LL. B.: \'ice-President Senior La"· Clas$. 
··.\ 1nodcst blt1sl1 he ''cars, 11ot for1ncd b)' art; 
l•'rcc frorn deceit hi~ f:\ce. and ft1ll as free l1is l1car1." 

GF.ORGF. '[ERRELL \ \' ())l.\CK, '.\Ioody. 1'cxas. LL. B.. !(. A.. \ 'ice-President Students' Council. 
111 '.'tt1111t)' days. i11 shad>• bo,,e1s. 
Oh. '''h3t :t llapp)' '''orld i"l ours! ­
\\'crt it 11ot for \\'ORK.'' 

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SENIOR MEDICINE. 

\\'11,t.1.\~l L. B.\ tG11, :\I. I) .. Bro\\-n\\·ood. Grad­uate of fL P . C., Ex-tcrnc to Sealy I-lospital. 
'''rite 	111an \\'ith the 1heru1o·ca\1ttr)•." 
FR.\X K  x. DAXFORTI!, :\L n.. Goliad. Phi  -~ lpha  
Sign1a:  President  oi  1904  Final  Ball;  
Senior Ciass President.  

"Prim Rose \\'3S in ever)' role UJl to date.'' 
]OE 	l)Al(RACOTT. :\I. D., 'l'yler; </> X ; Sopho111orc Class Editor : Sophon1orc Class Historian : ·rreasurer Student's Council: Senior Class Editor. 
''Silcrlt rurt::. the \\atcr \\here the brook i.;: deep."' 
\\'11.t.1.\~l ·r11o)L\S D.\\\""· :\1. I).. Gonzales . .Fresh111en Class J>rcsi<k11t: l' rcsidcnt Stu­dent's Council, 1903; </>A ~ ; ~lanager of :\lcdical. 
"l'ol11ican. )'Ct a irie 11d to tr\1th. i1l soul ~irlccrc:' In ac1io11 faithit1I and i11 hor1ur cl<ar." 
G. 	P. D.\Y. :\L D .. :\ladiso1n·illc. \ 'ice-President of Senior Class: Ch:iinnan of the 1-fall La"· and Order Con1n1ittt·c . 
..If to know nurses were to know nursing then he is a 
ll\lf$C." 
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(;Eo. l'vL DECHERD, /\, n., i\f. D .. Austin. Fresh· 111e11 Ciass Editor: Editor-in-chief 1903 Cac­tus: ct> X: Chief Editor University :. Ccclical. 
1904-5. 
"Pr.i;sc George. from ,,·hom a11 blessings flo,,·. rraise edi tors \\'ltcrt''cr 1l1cy go:· 
JlO)IER E1.K;xs. :.c. I) .. Sutherland Springs. 
'')lttk as a 1a111b." 
()1,1 N GOBER. l\L D.. Chilton. Secretary anJ 'f"reasurer :.Ien"s Dining Hall, 1903-4: Presi­dent oE sa1ne. 190~·05: Te1nporary Patholo· gist at Sealy 1-Iospital: X urse Gynecologist. 
··tte a1,,·a)'S k11c''' a £11111'>' thing and said it.'' 
Fi<.\:-:" S. LrrTLEJO•• :-: , :. L D., :.Iarshall. Junior Class Secretary and Treasurer: Junior Clasi. Scrgeant-at-.A.nns: Student's Council Ser­geant-at-.r\nns. 
''\\"orth 111akes tltc 111a11." 
\\'. L. LYox, :.I. D .. jasper. Junior Class \ 'icc­President: Junior Class President 2nd Tern~. 
'':\o sl1a1ne l count it to 11a,·e ltad 11t)' sport. 
1'he sha111e is not to C\lt 2ii\1cl1 follies short." 
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\ •VALTER C. i\1JAYES. 1\I. D., P lano. F resh111a11 Clasi; 'frcasurcr: Sopho1norc Class Editor: Senior Class Artist: cf> X. 
''lie S0\1ght fresh fountains in a !orcis:1i soil. 
The plta"i1rc lt'-$e11ed tht :\ttcn<ling toil." 
CONN L. 1\,111.IJURN. Ph. G., i\iJ. D., San f\ntonio. \¥ inner of R. R. D Cline i\Jedal, 1896, agai11 1897: State Phara1naccutical Association ~Iedal cf> A :S ; Den1011strator of Che1nistry. r8g7-1 904. 
".~nd J1c bccantc a boy again.'' 
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] OH C\ 1' 11o)tAS 01.1vER, ~I. D., ~Iartindalc. Junior Class President. 
'"fhe s:reat 1>hy~ici311 no,,· is here." 
GEO. X. R1cKs, ~!. D .. Pleasanton. Sopho1norc Class \'ice-President; Chainnan of I-Iall La"· and ()rdcr Co1nn1ittec. 1903-4. 
''If cloctors f~il, here's 111y prescriptio11; tr)' it: Tl1cse three: good spirits, rest. a11d niocleratc <lict.'' 
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]OE 	RocERS. ~I. D., Rogers Prairie. Guardian of Senior Class I-Jonesty : Y. ~r. C. ,.\.; Senior Class P resident. 
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"'lie ca11 assign ,,·itl1 niccl)' j'1dging art The scntin1c11ts peculiar 10 e-ach part." 
Cil.\S. E. s~1ITH. ~[. D., Franklin. Secretary Stuclenfs Council. 
••\\'bat fine thi11g it is to be clt\tr.'' 
CHARLES S. \I\! :\RREN, i\I. D., Seguin. J\lanagcr of Co-Operative Book Store. 
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''I l<'i'!11ts b)· great 111c..11, r\.1cht•l .111il kt11t; 
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i~t1t the)·. ,,J1ilc tlttir co11111:t111t11'' ..Jt1•1 
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CL,\ SS SOXG :  "Tiger Lily."  

Byron Bruce. 
Ed Cochran. 
Elbert Cyrus. 
:.\Irs. Lillie Gate5. 
Je\\·ell F ooshee. 
r\ dolph Herff. 

CL;.\SS ROLL. \Tictor i\Iason. Bailey Phelps. :.\liss :.\Iac Parkhill. Jake Reynolds. 
R. A. Tynes. 
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~l is~ Elina Hill. ~[iss Catherine \ ·an l)oren. 
~liss ,\ nna Sclunicl. ~Iiss ~[a111ic \\"illia1ns 
~riss L ucy S. F lynt, rd iss ~r. ~laudc l)a1lll'ro11. 
i\ifiss Caroline D. ,\1ki11~011. f.Iiss Pauline t'\oblc.

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~l'fl..-\1'ED on the Isle of Gah·eston is a stronghold of the Profes­~sion of :\ursing, called th~ John Sealy l-Iospital. l~'.ghtccn n1aiclens scattered throughout the State of Texas declared this stronghold to 
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'J'he 1valls of the John Scaly 1-'Jospital 1vere great and high and it 1vas peopled by a race dctennincd to prc,tect the Profession of ~ursing. The only approaches 11·ere application Blanks. and they 1verc ~trongly fortified and 1vell protected. 
'fhe force of ·rexas girls anned then1selves 11·ith letters of rccon1n1end2­tion. and attacked the approachc:<. 1'he onslaught 1vas so furious that the i-tronghold 11·as reached. a less detennined anny 11·ould have desisted e1·en then. for rheir nu1nbcr 1vas not great and their ditlicultics 1vere 111an1·. Thev
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realized that they could not take the fort by storn1, so they decided to besiege it. '!'he resources o f the garrison 11·erc 111anr,. and the arn1y 1vas constanth·..
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harassed by the relentless fire fro111 1vithin. First a 1vithering fire of tlvo 111011th!< probation 11•as hurled at thc1n: this they n1et bravely. and 1vere finnly holding their 01vn 1vhen a Scrnb Brush 1vas fired upon thc111. and one Aed. panic !<tricken. Several fell under this t11•0 nionths of probation. but enough ;:ur1·i1·ed to continue the siege. 
:\ 1·olley of sick and aOlictcd 11·as poured upon thcn1. but they 1net the onslaught fearlessly by n1ini~tt•ring u1110 theni. Lecture's 11·ere fired upon the1n 11·hich 11·ere g rin1ly 1nct 11·ith note books and pencils. :\ scorching fire of exan1inations l\'a5 thc111 poured :1pon then1. and so111c fell slightly 1vounded. but by no 1nellns 1vcakcned as to their purpose. 
'fheir enen1y then attacked the1n by night, blit they 1vcre a11·ake and alert and not to be taken by surprise. t\t the end of a year the_\' 1vere gain­ing the victory. Jn the 111c~1n tin1e their nun1ber had din1i11ished but the: survivors 11·ere still desperately dcter111ined. 1'he garrison still resisted grin1lv. 'fhe sick and aHlicted 11·crc discharged in such nun1bcrs that the
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anny becan1e quite proficient in 1ninistering to thcni. 7\lorc lectures and 1nore exan1inations fol1011·ed. but the li:tle anny 11•as 11•ell supplied 11·ith note books and pencils and the exa111inations passed 1vithout doing any da1nage. Scrub brushes 11·ere still fired at thcn1 in great nun1bers, but they had ceased to cause an1· anno1·ance. 
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Jn the n1onth of ~lay. 190_:;. t11·0 years after the: siege 11·as begun a treaty of peace 11·a;; sig-ned. (If the little band of besiegers on ly ten had survived. T hey 11·crr arrarcd in caps and ~01vns of black ancl certificates 1vere given to then1. and by these it shall be kno1vn that the Profession 0£ l\ursing is no longer fortified against then1. 
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L 11.y Sc111JDDE~l.\Gl·::-1.. ......... . . ...... . ......... . . . . l' irc-Prcsidc11t 

(; 11R1ST1xr:: LTTTLEl'IEl.n .... ..... . . • .. . . . ...... ... •........ Sccrctarv 

E. c; II.HERT (.\I.I..\\\'.\ I' . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1·reas11rer 
(;E0Rc;1·: 0. FcRGL'so:-i . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Scrgca11t-at-/ln11s 
\\' IXTER TEn,1. Lc<L\X \\'. P.\RR1;;11 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . President :\I.\\' J .\R\' IS . . . .................... . .................. I"ice-Prcsidc11: 
.\LICE D .\\'IS ............................................. Scrrctar\' 

Jc1E l(ERIH'\' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1·rcas11rer 
E. (i. C.\LL.\ \\'.\ \" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Scrgca11t-a/-/lr111s 
SPRl1'G TER~I. VV. l31~00K5 I-lrCKS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . {>resident L11.1' Sr 111'DDE,l.\C.EN . . . . . . . . . . . • . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . // ice-Presiden: 111.\R\" L \~IBDl1' .............. . ....... . . . • ... . . ..... • ..... Secrclar1· L1xnSAY \\'. B.\SKETT .. •................. ................. 1·reas11rcr Jo..: KE1<nEY . • . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . • . • . . . . . . . . Scrgta11t-at-.rln11s FR.\XCIS :'IL RY1:cRN ......................... ........... /<.:cl' Orator 
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l"alla,va,·. E. Gilbert. :\Ii lier. J)udley S111ith. Claude 0. 
Cox. George i\•L :\lonroe. l)ana E. S111i1h. :\lattic 
I)avis. Alice. :\loorc. c·. L·. Stone. I lug-h L. 

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C11.\RLES J. XTJ-:u1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Prrsidc111 J"::o. 1-1. J.\11:-1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /"ice-Prcsidc11t \\"JLLl.\:\l T. J_EE ..............•... • . .. ....••........•..• . Secretary RoY.\J•..\. \\".\RD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Treasurer Lt:KE C. R oBERTSOx ............................... Scrgea11t-at-Ar111s 
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Jo11 N \V. PRITCHETT ......... . . ....... ... ................ Preside11! (OKRAD i\L BEUCJJEll ... . ..... • ... . . ... . .. . ...... • ... //ice-Prcsideut \,V111T \Iv. \~111,soN ................. .. .. • .. . .... .. .•. ..... . Secretary ()1.1x \\'. F1:-11.Ev ................... . . . .. . ................ 1'rcasurer (JJ.\RLES J. X1B1H . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . S(•rgca11t-at-An11s 
:'PRI XG TER)J. 
Jo11x R. :-\.\CLE .......................................... Presidcat HER)J.\X H. Fox . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /"ice-Prcsidcut En\\'IX \\". D.\\"JS .............. .. ........................ Secretary PETER 13. \\'ELLS ..••........... . ... .. . • . ..........•...•. 7'rrasurer Jo11 N v\i. PRITC ll ETT . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . • .Scrgca11t-at-Aru1s 
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l\ollERT J. 'f11 0 R:-1E .............. • ..... • ...... . . . .... . Jl icr-f)rrside11t 
lJ.\\\' REX CE L. \Jox Teo)I ER v • . . . . • • . . . . . • . • • . • • . . .S'crrrtary-·rrcasurer 
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LEO :\EY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . • . . . . . . . . . . .S'ccrctary-'f'rcasurcr 
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nro\vcler. \\Tillian1 B. \linton . .J. \\'. S111it h. Ralph R. 
nurne1-. Henr,· \lontg-0111cr1·. La,vrence L. Stephens. \\'alkcr
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l)ulaney . . -\lbert C. Pa}-nc. 11 ug-h r. \\'atkins. Robert ~. (;rave~. S. Reese Ranckll. . \ . L. \\'ilson. \\'illia1n i"\. 11 aidusck. George L. Richc'" 11 ar1·cv ;\ I. \\'olf, \ laurice l lolton. Chas. T. Rich. ··rhon1as· J. \·Vroe. ()ra11 i\I . 
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J. \\'. OXFORD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . President t\. J. POPE . .. . .. . .............. .. . . . . . .. . . ........... Vice-Preside11t 
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c. ·r. H.,1.L President 
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l\tlEi\1IBERS.  
f\llison.  Bruce  11a11. c;. ·r.  :\lours1111cl. \ V. rI.  
Barhan1.  Geo. S.  llarris. L. R.  C)xford. J. \V.  
Boyd. J. :\I.  11 card. A..  G.  I~ .a inc. E·stcs  
J{randenberger. i\Jax  J Jolliday. :\Iiss :\I.  Passn1ore. B. H.  
Chaffin. J. B.  I Judson. E. S.  l'opc. . \. ].  
Clark. C. B.  Jancs. 0 . \'.  Sn1ith. B. F.  
Dickey. \\'. C.  .Jones. .·\. :\I.  Speed. IT. l(.  
Flynn. J. G.  l(lcbcrg. \\ 'alter  Strozier. \\·. ::'IL  
c;ibson, J. F .  I( rausc.  _.\ lbert  'l'hon1as. \ V. S.  
(;ist R. D.  Lee. \V. t\ rthur  \ Vall. I. L.  
Griffin, S. R.  Lc,vis, G. L.  'vVorks.  B. 0 .  
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R ickasha". 1300111 ! I{ ickash.1". 800111 ! 
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("ox. F'. .\L 1..ockcr. IL L. C."ox. S. S. J_okey. IL ~r. Crofts. C. E. .\lcElroy. F. l)abncy. R. ,.\. .\lahaffy. C. l)clane~-, E. E. .\latthc\\·s. C. J. l)\\'~'CI' . l\[rs. J~. 11. :'\ash. J. D. l~rharclt. C. D. Puckcll. J. L. Ellis. C. B. Qucbc. JI. (). I lai111cs. P . .\I. Ra"·son. Ff. Ileffcr111an. 1-1. >:. Ro~s. \ \'. E. IIci11so11. .\L \\'. Slatapcr. E. L. 1loilis. C. B. \\·a1so11. \\'. D. Ilol111an. l\1. F. \\'isc. E. E . I l uclson, T . P. \\'rig-ht. \\'. S. 
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l\'l.\R\' LESLIE LuN NY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Preside11! £1.1,., J. Cox . . ......... . .. ............... .... . . . .... . f/ ice-Preside11! :\f.\R\' P.\TTERSON . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'f'rcasurer t\NNIE O'Dox:-:Er. ................................. ....... Secretary 
.\ 1 1~:\I BERS. l\[ar~· Leslie Lunny lncz 1-J alsev E lla ]. Cox I)ai::,· Free111an Kittie B..\rnold Jcanettc ::\airn .\nnic ()'l)onnell 
::\annic Sn1ith 
Rebecca Schultz \I ary Patterson Elizabeth \ Varhurton J_uttic (~ le1111 Ethel Hell llorton :\l11ricl .\lcxandcr 
Lillian ·r hornc .\lice 'l'aplin :\Iiss Roberta Dre\\•r1· 
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P..\l.L.\RO BURGHER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . President .\f.\1" BORDE:-< .. .. . . .. ............. • ...... . • .......... Vice-f>resident l-I1·:1.E:-1 c;.\RRIS0:-1 . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Secretary \VIVl<R.\Y B. JOKES.. . .•........ •. ..•.... . . .. . • . ... . ........ 1'reasurer S11>NJ' Y ?11r1LES ........• ..•..•.....•.....•... ...... S'ergca11t-at-An11s 
11· 1 NTER TEI~)l. 
SIDNEY .\I1LES ..... ....•... ..... .. .. . .. . ............ ..... President lf1'LEN f..:,NOX ................................... .. . f"icc-Presidc11f (;R.\C'E :\.\Sil . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Secretary lll·c;11 LOTHROP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Treasurer B .\1.1..\RD BURG II ER scrf!CCIIII-at-.·l r111.<
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Jo11 N C. TO\Vi\"ES. JR. . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . • . . . . . . . President J11·:1.EN I-fooD .......................... ...... ......... // icr-l' residcli f llEV LA11 Scr-11 ELD . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • • . . . . • . . . . . . . Secretary C11 .\RLES ~'~"· . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1'rrasurcr 
C. S. ·r. Foi.so)r . . . ....... ....... . ... ......... ..... .S'crgca11t-a/-.;./r111:; 

.\11'.:.\I BERS. .\lien . .\Lary Blalock. \\"illia111 Bro1·les. Lois
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.\t,,·eli, Burtie Bonner. \\'. 0 . Burgher. Ballard \-_ naer. Rachel Borden. \\!Iaie Cakhvcll. 1\annie L. Bailey, F rank Hrick. Loretto Connan. Gertrude Barhan1. \iirdian BrO\\•n. Carrie Ca rpcnter. 1\ In1a Baker. Beulah Bro,vn. \Villian1 R. Cars1vcll. Robert 
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o ·xeill, Ed,vin C. Paine, Linda Patteson, 'fho1nas G. Pendleton. Bessie 
Perfect. Floy Pile. 'vVillian1 t\ . Pillo,~·. Dorinda Pounds. .\Ja,· 
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Zimmcrm::.n P. t-:d....·:ards Folsom R:arnscy Fo"·Jcr Nc...,·1on ~c"· 1'urk Lochrop ~liss Bro)'lcs )fiss C::'lrrt'tt :'\fiss L. H3rris )liss C:ar1nan :'\lon1gomer)' ~liss Rump!e :'\liu :\':a<h IJutthcr ) Ji.ss Borden 1\ . Stone :'\Ii$$ Class Ru~,. )fiss Trillio~ :'\l iss Cald\\cfl Liss L. )lunJ.y :'\tiss :'\t, t-fart R. C:2r$\\'C'll :'\liss f-1. C3rri.son )files :'\liss . ..\. 11:111 Kc)' )li~ot ) I. )furr3y 'l'o" nC"< 
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C)FFICERS. 
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J .\~IES P. v\l.\ GGENER .. ... . .. . .... . . ....... .. . .... . ........ President Jon ;.i I-I. 8R1xcu URST................. ... ............ f/ icc-Prcside11t ll.\r.. I-I. LOG.\X. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . S'ccrct11rv-'frcas111·,•r J;:o,,·.,Rn F. '\IcC.\t..1.............. ...... ............. S'crgcant-at-Ar111s 
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Jo11 x H. BRIXGH l'llST.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . President Jo11x L. ST.\XAGF................. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . T'icc-President .\] cF.\LL.. J(ERBY....... • ...... . .•..... . .. . .. .......S'rcrctary-Treasurc;· ED\V.\Rn F . .\IcC.\LL. . . . . . • . . . . . • . . . • . . . . . . . . • . . . . . .Srrgcc111t-at-A rn1 ~ 
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Bringhurst. John 1I. .\Inlier. :\rthur Dibrell. ] . 17enncll :\orris. John :\. Dupree. v\'illian1 t\. Parker. Charles .J. Early, Junius Pearson . .\1latthcr i\L l~olson1. Clarence S. ·r. Re1nschell. Robert II. Gardner. Ja111es E. Robinson. Ernest G. Given. Ja1nes t\. Ruggles. I);u1 c;. Goode. Andre\\' .J. S111ith. Jes~c R. Hart. Be11jan1i11 l-1. Stanage. John L. Jlendrickson. \'ernc l·. Thon1son. Fred .\I. I-Jolln1an. John (;. Thornto1:. .Ia111el' £. T'erb,,· . . .\IcFall \\'aggener. .J a111ei; P. Logan. I-Jal II. \\'ilkes. .\lilton C. :d cCall. Ecl\\·ard F. \\'illia111s. Robert J. .\IcGrath, Echvard '\r. \.\lingo. \\/illia111 J-T. i\i[orris, Ecl\vin i\11. \\food. Charles i\I. 
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\ ' 1CTOR E. LIEB . .......... . ...... . .... . .. . ...... . ...... . .. Prc.>ide11/ \\.ErisT1·:R ;\ lcf~,·oy ... . . .. . ....... . ... . . . . . ........... r·icc-Prcsidc11/ A RT ll UR r.. [l.\Rlirs ... . . ......... . . ......... . . ... .s·ccre/al'')1-'l'rcas11rcr DRvRY 1>11 11.1.1Ps . ... . . . . .. • .....•..• .... .. . . . .. . ... Scrgca11t-al-. /ri11s 
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.-\RTll t:R I.. 11.\RRIS. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Prcsidc11! L ut1Ex (;. 11 ExDERsox................. . ..... . . . . . . . . / 'ice-Prc~·icfcu! \ \ ' 11.1.1 ·')I E. 1·110)1.\S.. . . . . . . . . • . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .~·ccrc/arr-1·rca.,11r:T \ '1c-ro1i E. l.11"i. ... ... . . .... .. ... . ...... . .. .. .. . .. . Sergca11t-al-.·/n11s 
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Borden. G11,.  Lieb, \ 'ictor  E.  •  
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*llro\\·11-Burkc. \\'illian1  :--rcE,·oy. \\.ebster  
l) ibrell. J. Fennell  Xatha11 ..\rthur  
T~verheart.  .f.  B.  Phill ips. l)rury  
Foster.  Roscoe R.  .Roch~.  Paul  
( ;a:·brccht. Louis  St ra111lcr.  1\. Pinkney  
(;i,·cn. Ja111es  ,\.  'fho111as.  \\'illian1 E.  
l lancock. John  'furncr. Charles X.  
Harri~..\rthur L.  \ · asquc7..  . \ nlonio  

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Blakeslee. S. Lee B11rney. Percy C. Clark. 1'ho1nas B. Cook. Charlel' E. Etheridge. Ja1nes I-I. Elinore. ('larl'ncc ..\L Ellison. \\'il1<on Evres. \\'alter L. Finch. Jlerbcrt H. I-Iall. J. Donald Jones. Gro,·er I-I. Lacy. Lester H. ~ravne. Cleve G. ;\ Jaeclgen. \\'illia111 L. 
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Pritchett. Henry L. 
Robl'rtson . ..\larion C. 

Sanders. Echvin (). 
Sn1ith. Ceorge \\'. 
Schlenker. :\. S. 
S111ton. 1-l erbcrt 11. 
Sin1p:<on. Ja1ne:< .\. 
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\\'cbstcr. George l,, 
\\'hite. Ja1nes B. 
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l\aile1-. Ross Hank". John ·r. llracll'. \\"ill P. nrvant. Ector (). lleasley. \Vilbunt C. l\ryant. Sa1nuel <.:. Bo~·ctr. S nider 1::. 1lro11·ae. L. H. Calla11·ay. £. (;. Can1pbell. Jan1es F. Can1pbell. Den S. l 'ollins. H . L. ( 'ohb;;. T o111 D. Dannelly. J. 1 .. l)eboo-orv. EuO'ene
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11 arrel. Paul \ '. II ick111a11. JJ. X. 1lanner. \lanton C. I larrc:I. \\'. B. l I al'tcr. R. 1-Jall I lcnclcrson. \\'. ('. I laho111. C. T. Isaacs. Durford J..::. .Jones. Jan1es P. Jone,;. J. G. " crchi1·ille. John l. 1.,: ing. C. l). 1-.: ing-. Fred R.
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\Iinion. John \\'. 
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Payne. Hugh P. 
Paltcrson. J. \'. 
Pillot. J. E. 
Price. 'fhon1as P. 
Pool. .\drian 
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S111ith. Ralph R . 
Si111111ons. Jra B . 
Suuk>. ()scar .\f. 
'J'ipton. 'l'ho111as L. 
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·ro!>in. Robert \\'. 
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llJCRBERT R. \ V .\RDJ.O\\' . . . . • . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • • f/ice-Prcsid cu I C1..\REXCE :\looRE ... ... ......... ..... .. . .... !)'rcrrtary a11d Treasurer I 
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H. 0. T(x1C;11T ..... ..•.. ........... ...... Corrr.~po11dc11/ to ··Jfcdical" 

\\' I :\'TER TER~r. 
\V. G. YouJo:Ns......... . . . . . . . .............. ......... .... Presidi•11/ F. :'II. :'llo1ui1s . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . f/ icc-Preside11/ Jl. F. J->1111.1.1Ps . ...• . •. ...• ..•..... ..•...... S'rcretary and Treas11rrr R. IT. I I l'\ 1".1.1, ........... ... ...... ................ Scrgea11t-al-. /nns R. E. C1.01·1> .••••..•••.•••.•..••.•...•••••('las.~ t:.dilor and flistoriau 
:\11·::\I 11EH.S. 
.\rnold. E. i\r. Judkins. l). fl . 

. \vt·s. C. :\I. l(c111p. .J. 0 . l\ahn. C. :.\. T( ing-slc,·. :\I iss \ \I. Burk. \\'. E. ' . 
[(night. I I. (). (.'lark. Sin1on La,,·rencc. (), \ .. Cline. R. R. D. :'Ifa \'Crick. .\. Cloud. R.. E. :\foore. Clarence Collier. J . l. :'II oorc, S. I I. Cooke. C. C. i\'lorris. "I"'. L;. 
Cooke. F. D. Paine. Liston l)avis. J. D. Phillips. JI. F. (;ra\'. G. L. 
Skipper. C. \\'. (;riffin. I-I. E. 
\\"ardlo'''· I-T. R. llalc. J. F. \ . oucns. \\'. G. l T uvcllc. Rene 'i"oung. R. ·r. 
Jones. ]. G. 'i'oung. J. \V. 
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<)FFICERS. 

F. \I.I. TER)l. 

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SALl, IE B. \ VEJ.l.ER . .. .. .. . . • . . • . . .......• . .......... Vice~J)rcsidc•11/ Luci1.E ~l.\1~c11 . . . . . . . • . . . . . • . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sccrrtary 1-;:1.ox l~. FERGCSOX . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'f'rc(IS/11'('/' 1'110)1.\ii J. IL\l.L . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .~·crgea11t-at-.·ln11s 
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E1.ox l~OllJ<ES'r FE1~c;1.;::;ox . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . J>rcsidc11/ SADIE ;\J 1 1.1.~1•.\l;Gll .... ..... . ...... . ..... . .•......... I 'ice~Preside:it .-\ODii~ ~I IT!'ll El.I. 
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Jollx \'. S1x<a.ETOX ............. . ... .. ................... President 
HAZEL C. l\.\XSO)I ..... ...... •..... •..... ............ 1·icc-Prcsidc11/ 

Gt-:11.s . \ nou1·: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . Secretory 
J. E1.DRIDG1·: JoNES . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . 1·rcos11rc1· 
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jfresb1nan ltlcabemic 



jfres~man §cabtmic 

Wood1uf! ll1ckm3n )lcPh:iil Si1ns R:lctzsch ;\I iss Breeden \\'ebb 
Connerly Jlhilli1>s ~Iiss Porter McAlee ~!ckay St:trr 
\Vilson ·r1uett 1\li"s Cra"·ford Chrisci:1n Conley i:\·I iss \Vile St:lrk i\liss Streeter Fahey i\liss ~1cndenhn11 Glover 1\liss i\l:ays 


jfrtS'bman ~cabtmic 


Pope lll)•:'ln t-:lliott ~Jonteith Rarn~n)' 
J">arks Robinson \\fil)On ~l iss Cl::.rkson ~'fcKcan ~1cCull0\1r:h Crahon 
~I iss Ellington ..A\\':'lrd,.. ~·1 is" Oi 1,,.orth :\fc Lean ~·1 is.s Read I.ipsco1nb 
Fcrs:uson ~·f is.s \Veller Ad:'lttl' r-.t i.::.;i l-"ric1~ Sin~lcton ~I i:-.~ K an"()111 C:rinno.n ~l1ss Greer 


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/\cla111s. ·rhon1as J. 
. \clouc. (;iles 
.\111slcr. Lena !\la.1· 
. \ 11ch·e11·s. J_. Bell 
.\rnold. :.\larcus L. 
. \t11·ood. Jefferson I). 
l:aker. J:urke 
Ball. l(a1herine C. 
nail. 'fho111as J. 
Barbee. \\.illie ]. 
I:arcla 1·. Robert D. 
Barnes. Charles ..\. 
Barnes. \\"illiarcl \I. 
Barrett. \linnie Lee 
llarton. L. Loraine 

J:Iien1. .\!arion L. llroys. \\"arren D. noorner. \forris I-f. Bo11·cn. Christine X. noycl. Dixie Boyle. Jennie nrcedcn. :.\lary H. Bro11·11. Bennie i1ro11·:i. Cle1·e .-\ . Hro11·n. Keih·, Brown. i\lar1· Bruner. Pearl Bry:un. Lc11·is I .. B1u:klc1·. IJeanor c.: . Burlc:<on. En1n1ic L . Ca1nphcll. Jcan I). l 0:1111phdl. \lary I. (.°an ha!.!l. Corrine
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Cark·ton. Lillian :.\l. 
l.hik·,... Janie" P. 
Christian. 'fho1na:< T. 
( ·1ark:.on. Ircne 
Clay. \\"illia111 .J. 
Cochran. Bessie 
Colil•ld. Charles (;. 
("ohn. l larrv 
Calchvell. Ballard 
Cole. ( ;.-01-cr C. 
Conk•v. \\"alter .\l. 
l"oftin. R. 
Coopl'I". .\Iary F. 
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0 <>11·an. 11. Sara ("r;111·ford. Joe .\h·in l 0 ro""· .\lauic R. l)arg-;111. l\:e111p .\. I >abne~·. Lucy J. J)arroch. John C. ()avid. i\labcl E. f)a1·i ~. .\larY J. 
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f)a1·i,.. 1-:lizaheth P. f)c1Jn1ar. ( ;raCl' l)cYinc. l'itlil' f)ihl'orth. l.ula P . ])ixon. ( ;. F . f)11dk·1·. I lan·1· Ecl11·anl~. Chark·s R. 
l~g-g-. :\onnan L. Ellingion. . \111ancla .\1.
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Elli:<. Eug-l'lll' 
Eubank. l{obert E. 
E1·an". Elizabeth P. 
Fahey. l'atrick :\. 
Fant. I.oui:<c 
1:an1:<1vorth. lle11ja1ni11 S. 
F,•rguson. Elon Forrest 
Fcuillc. Fr:u1k 
Flanag-an. lacqucline X. 
Fletcher. ( "hark·s E. 
Fo11 fer. I iannon L. 

1:reichnan. .\Icy\'1· 1.-ric.:7.c. Jenness Frobesl·. Jos<'ph R. Gaither. i'.clla (;ardner. Flossie ll. (;n11·. I·:11 o:< (;. (;Jo1·cr. C. J. 





Gra hon. Ed\\·in G. Grahan1. George \\". Grahan1. '.\Iary A. Gra1·. Clifton \\' . Greer. Lena \\". Golcl~tein. Roy A. Goode. Ben 1-I. Giich~·in. H ulcla B. Gou le!, Serena Gra1·. Kittie C. Griffith. George '.\!. Grinnan. Le\\·is P. G1·deson, .Annie C. Haak. Julius F. Hale. Joseph \\". f-Jan1blen. E lla 1cra111ilton. \\"illia1n B. l·Iarre!I. A lice "N. I Tarris. Leon f\. Ilarris. :.'--:eilic :-\. I Jarrison. Pritchett E. IIarrison. \"anc1· D. I-Taynes. Leon Ilcnderson. Katherine I Ie\\·lett. '.\fary E. I J ick111an. John Ediva rd 1 I iii. t\ ctdie L. Tiiliiard. 1Jary \V. I I ils111an. Ellen A. llinden1. i\ far1· C. l-'firsch. '.\,Iarx 1-'f irshfielcl. Leila Hocl1. Charles '.\f. Holden. Tho1nas S. 
l Iorton . .-\dele I-Torton. Cora I 1 forton. Goldie IJorton. Pearl L. II011•e. Una 1To11•ell, D. S. 1-[ubert, Florence 11 utching. Elizabeth C. 
Jackson. '.\li1ns J. Johnson. 1'atherine ](. Johnson. '.\lary L. Jones. Ed" ·ard H . Jones. J. Elbridge .Jones, \.Viley P. l(ev. Hobart J(cith. Jacque >:. Kendall. \Villian1 :'If. l'cll. Sadie Kerr. :\nnie B. Ki111ball. '.\far1· 1'insoh·ing. \\"alter C. 
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Loper. Louise 
l.uhn. Re1·11old E. 
.\larch. Lucile 
'.\I arks. Sidnc1· 
:\fartin. J(ate L. 
'.\fathers. George S. 
. \l ays. Ifcr111ion E . 
'.\lc1\ t"fee. . •\ln1er '.\fcD. 
i\ I c Bride. Robert B. 
'.\lcCor111ick. i\Iary 
'.\fcCulloug-h. Tho111as E. 

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'.\lcDonald. '.\farion J. '.\lcl)onaid. '.\Iarie T. '.\lcDo\\·ell. George :'If. '.\lcGuire. Dorotl11·.
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'.\lcKay. Henry :.\. '.\lcKeay. Ho11·ard \\'. '.\IcI'night. .Annie '.\lcLcan, Harvey G. i\lePhail. Ernest i\lc Phail. Hallett i\I c Re~·nolds. 
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Sa1111nons. En1ily Sa111to11, 1Iinnie Sanders, Adline Seay. I·J erbert B. Scelig-n1an. I-Jelen A. 


Sydnor. :\cllie C. 
·rcn1ple. Louise L. 
Terrell. Calbo 0 . 
'l"innin. l~ln1ira 
1'0":11~e11d. . \lberl \\". 
·rruitt. Charles C. 
\ "ickre,·. Eula P. 
\ Vaiti:, Sin1 L. 
\i\ialker (;t'Or<>-iana \V. 

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\\"alker. Janie IZ. \ \·alker. Clen1111ie H. \Veedcn. J::dith \f. \~eil, I !altie 1-1. \\feinort. Tlil111ar H. \\7eisingcr. Xina L. 
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Sin1s, \\"illia111 J. 
Si1111ns, Bell 
Singleton. J ohn \ 7. 
Sn1ith. (;uy 
S111ith. Robert A. 
S111ith, Roscoe C. 
So"·ell, .J.\ nnie N. 
Spence . ..\I argaret 
Stark. L. B. 
Stayton, Robert M. 
Stevenson. Charles VI/. 
Streeter, Shirliereed 
Stockard. \ \"illett 

\ ,. elk·r. Sallie U. \\"idcn, 1lilda C. \ \ .ild. 1 l u Ida \,Villian1s. Gussie \ \ · illia111;;. .\I uina \\"illia111s. .\I a yron L. \\"illian1s. 'fho111as J. \\.ilson. Charlie \\'ilson. Sidney H. \\'ilson. ·rrudie r_. \\'indu;;. l"ora E. \\.oodhull. 1'ho1nas r. \\'ooclruff. ·r1ion1as \1. \\'oolsc,·. Beatrice \'ates. 11 l•rbert L. 
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FRESHMAN CIVIL 

:\lE'.\1BEf{S. .-\nderson. \\.illia111 Bethel. '.\Iat S. Bro\\·nc. Ja111cs C~. Buchanan. Ro,. · Chance. C~eor•g-1: c;. Clark. Francis Crockett. Robert L. Curd. :\[arcu:< P. J)uff. Charles c;. Giin1er. Jerry Ci. Goodn1an. Burleigh Greer. '.\I<'h·illc Griffin. J-Tenr,· I'. 1-Jaskell, Chester G. HeAy. Jan1es P. Henderson, 1'ho111as Hendrickson. \ 'erne U. H ill. I-Jarry P. H inds. Julian Hodges. Sa111uel L. Isaacs. Con11 R. Ir,·ine. \·h·ian R. T(ellersberger. . \. C. l(reisle. :'If. 1:. :\ [adele,·. George E. 

ENGINEERS. 
'.\lay:<..\rthur B . 
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"'.\fizell. Rafe Tt 
Xorris. John .\ . 
Parker. Charles J. 
Pierson. l'a11l 

Qui11i11s. I lcnry \V. 
Ridenger. Ralph vV. 
Roberg. Robert '.\l. 
Robinson. Ernest G. 
Robinson. I lcnry G. 
Sc,,·cll. John I I. 
Ste\•cnson. J an1es C. 
S111ith. Jesse R. 
Stockard. \\'illctt 
Too111bs. 1\I fred L. 
Thra!>her. Tho111as E. 
\•Vagner. T.011is C. 
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\\.iclcn. Luther l-:. 
\ Yillian1s. John B. 
\\'ingo. \\.illian1 \V. 

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Crockett  Stc,•cn~n  lr\•ing  \Vhucakcr  ~leKinney  HrO\\'n  \\'itt  
~I ays  COO<lmao  I lcflcy  l~uchannn  Robinson  l~olx:rt  Duff  
M>deley  ;\nderso1'  'l'hrashcr  II ;11  JS33CS  \\' a"ncr  Criffin  Quinius  
)tiiell  Sc"·ell  'l'oombs  Chance  \ \'ri2ht  \\' idcn  Ridineer  1-f indc  



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:\I !~:\!BERS. 
:~da111s. J. L. 
Darnett. l~UJ!l'nc I:. 
Brasher. ()rncr 
Byrne. J. 
Collier. Clarence 11. 
I)uncan. 1\ lien 11. 
Eln1ore. Clarcnc..: :\f. 
Eubank. Ja111e,; J. 
Faris ..\. c;. 
Field. c;corge :\I . 

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Fink. Henry 
Fort. \\"illia111 F. 
Fulcher. R. 
(;iJI. J. JI. 
Gillespie. J. C. 
1-Iannah. f\Janion 
}lard\,·ick. Stanley G. 
Hulen. l-Iarr'' 

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King. C. 
J(ing. Phillips Z. 
:\lathis. f\. 
1\nthan. 1\. 11. 
()ran. Er,vin 
Pearson. J. C. 
Pinson. :'\C\Yton B. 
Preston. Ja111cs R. 
Schlenker. San1uel S. 
StoYall. .\rthur n. 
Sto,·all . . \lb~·rtas C>. 
'fhornc. J. H. 
\'aughn. . \. iVf.

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jfresbtnan <flectrical <fngineers 



1-'ink J{ann:th 
Cill Hulen Or.tm 

Rluchcr Pinson Bnliiihcr 83.hn C. 1\ . Jonct> l)uncan \Volf:son \"oclchcr I•. E. Jones For1 Hurn Preston Elmore Schlenker liard"i·ick 

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FRESHMAN MEDICINE. ' ' 
()FFICERS. 
FAl. L TER~(. 
C. B. \·VELLER . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . President 
J. P. 1-lARRIS . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . // icc...Preside11t R..\. DuxC.\X . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Stcrrtary-'Treasurer E\'ERETT Jox ES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . C orrcspo nclen I lo ''.l/edical" 
F. E. Hi;osox . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sergca11/-a/Ar111s 
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E. P. \',\UCHA!\ . . . . . . . . .. . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . President i\l1ss t\DA HALBERT . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Vice-Preside11t 
R. L. ]ONES . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Socrelary-Trcasurer 
L. B. R1nn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Class 1-listoria11 


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'fhink of yonr fr11•oritl' dl'ntifrice: picture to yourself a page ach·en ise­n1ent of the san1e; elin1inatl' the inessential; the result 'viii be a set oi teeth. >:o"· put a narro"· border of features around then1, affix a n1ustache and 
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"Sir. do I acldresi: the honored Prrsident of the Freshn1an Class in :\ledicine?" he asked. tin1iclly. 
"T belieYe you do. sir.'' a11~11·ercd the stripling. "but co111e over here \\'here " ·e can talk belier:" and he clre"· hin1 into a little alco,·e in the laborator1'. 

"I hope sir. you "·ill overlook 1ny presun1ption in seeking this inter,·ie"· \\'ithout any fe/lcr-d' a11dic11cc ... ,·cntured the portly stranger. "I a111 just fro111 \\'ashington. "·here I left 111y cabinet in co111i11g to sec you concerning a 111atter of i111portancc. T beg your forg iveness." 
"Oh, don't bother:· responded the younger 111an. "T k11011• photo­graphs are the thing no'"· and l'd like .vour cabinet if you'd brought it along. I kne'v you. ho1vever. by your dental endo"·111ents. But a 1vay \vi th this fonnality : let's not talk like parrots in polysyllables; 1vhen 110 one's around, 1nake free to address !ne as your equal. for "·e arc fello11• presidents.·· 
..Ho11· relie,·ecl Ta111 r· ejaculated the 111an "·ith the glasses. "all right! 'fo the point ! l-\:1101ving that not failure but lo\v ain1 is cri1nc. I \\·ant to secure rne1nbership in your class for 111y boy." 
"11011· is the young 1nan prepared?" 
"He has had sonic biology and son1e anato111y." 
"l)o you suppose... asked the young nian. "that he could tell a scope froni 
a carpet bag? or 1vould he 1Tco~11ize it if he 111et a tari:us in the 111iddle of the road?" 
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"\·Vhy, that's big Jones... \Vas the rep!.'·· ..f\ nd that young gcntlcrnan over there talking to the lady that's talking to son1cbody els<'. is Doc 1\ron~­fcldt." 
"Let's listen a 1no1ncnt... rrquci<ted the official fron1 afar. "\\'ho i~ Sally, b.'· the ,,·ay? I hear so1ncbody asking ,,·hat 1nakes Sally so late." "Oh. salicylate. you kno\v, is a salt of a nietal. you hear then1 asking also ,,·hether the oxide is ,,·orth a~ 111uch as the stearatc.·· 
"\'es. I see no,,·, l\·e read ·rhc ~lettle of the Pas1111·l'. but ,,·hat did Eckel 1nean ,,·hen he said so1ncthing about gi,·ing l~thcl alcohol? you don't realh· gi,·e that stuff to girls c!o ,·ou ?"
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speak "·ell for her J)?.rents to allO\v such.'' ..You don't understand... expostulated the young 111an. "T uncler;:tancl quite enough." insi;:ted the guesi-"c11011gh to keep n·1· 
son out of Your co111pa11y... "But see here"­.. \:o sir: I ha,·e sevn all I care to see... ··\·ery good: if it is iruitlcss to argue ,,·ith you. I \\·ill sa1·t• 111y .\ da1n·s­
apple... "\'ou 111ight as 1vell. sir. If 1·ou ar.,.ue till \'OU burst a blnod-\·essel.
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"Call again." 
And as he strode out. the freshn1a11 heard his ilio-tibial band playing . 

11JSTOl! l .\N. 
~!Ei\lBERS. 
Allen. 
R. R. Clentcnts. I~. B. 
Arons feld, G. I-I. Cro1111vcll. ~I rs. R. L. 
Baskett. G. T. Duncan, R. A. 
Benbo''" E ..A.. Dunnan. ·r. 1~. 
Beverly. t\. F. Eckel. G. \T. 
Beyer, Hern1an Echardt. J. c. .\. 
Bibb, L. B. Ellis. 'r. TT. 
Bloss, C. 1111. l.'eagin. J. l". 
Bran1lette, F. B. J.enncll. J. 'v\f. 
Cain, T. H. Fortenberry. J. c. 

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Franklin, J. VV. 
Fricke. 1\rthur 
Gibson, \\'. C. 
Gillia111. 11. 1\. 
Gray. C. E. 
Halbert, '.\liss . \<la 
I-larris. J. P. 
HaYS. :\. J{.

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Hehn. 11. .\I. 1-'Iopkin:'. J. V. Hudson, J?. E. 
Hunt, 1'. E. Irby. D. \\'. 
lr,·in, ·r. 1\. Jackson. L. 13. Jones, R. L. Jones. E,·crctt Jones. I-1. P. 
Jordan.\\'. J. J(e1np. J. 0. l(enney. l\. .\I. 
Lancester, Gus. 
. 'I' ·1>, . 
L 011g1111se, . .NicJ(inney, I-I. C. Nlcl,night, \V. C. wlann, \V. L. '.\fayfield. L. K. n.Ierrick. E. H. '.\le\\·shan1, R. E. L. 
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Roaten. Shelby 
Sanders, \ V caver 
Schroeder. H. f_. 
Sheppard, P. l{. E. 
Sn1ith, B. l~. 
Stanton. E. NL 
Stone. J. E. 
S\'kes. E . .\I.

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'fho1nas, J. C. 'fo111kies. J. S. 'l'ripp, H. S. 'fyson, \\/. S. Vaughan, E. P. \•V ebb, G. 1-. 'vVcllcr, C. B. 'vVhcelcr. L. R. J . 'vVhite, .A... E. 
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'J'EXt\S BJ~'l'A C.f-IAP'J'ER. 
EST.\lll.1:"11 El> 18g3. 
FR./.\'fRl~S IN lJRnc. l~e1· . J. \ \'. Lo11·ber I.. IL Fon taine Franz Fizet E. E. \\"itt 
J. H. Cald11·ell I. B. \ IcFarland .\. H. (~rahan1 \ lalcon1 Grahan1 
F. II. l{ay1nond J. P. \\"aggcncr 

\ [organ (.'allo11·ay. Jr.  Eug-cnt' C. ~  Barkl·r  
Edn111nd ·r. \ lillcr  
FR1\ "l'RES I:\ l ":\l\ "ERSl'J'.\ 'f E .  
•\( .\llE~l IC.  
Clarence  \\".  \\" cllcr.  ·05  11ugh  Lothrop.  "07  
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Halla rel \ ". Burgher. "07 Jfobarl 1..: 1.:1·. o8 
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:\orn1an ll. ·ravlor. ·07 Robert \ \". Stayton .Jr .. ·os \ \ "cbs\1.:r \I cE1·oy. "07 

Hal H. Logan. "07 Janie~ P . .-\h·ey. "o6 Donald Ilall. ·07 Gro1·er Jones. ·07 
f. Leslie \\'itt. "08 .\rth11r \ lathis. "o6 Herbert IJ. Sutton. "o6 
I..\ \\". 
G. D. Hunt. ·05 Robert X. \\"atkin. "o6 
). B. f\ douc. Jr.. '06 f\ lex. Pope. '07 \\'alter J-T. \\ 'alnc. "o6 \\'alkr r .\lve1·. ·07 
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BETA THETA PI. 

FOL"Nl>EIJ ,\ "I ~tl.\~11. 1839. 
BE'I',\ 0.\IICl~()::J Clcf..-\ P1'EI{. 


FR.\ TRES I:-\ CRBE.  
Dr. E. B. \\.right A. S. Ja111es John ()rr. JL Judge S. R. Fisher R. T~. Pollard  C. r[a HiC)sear J.  1). Johns rry :\. 1'hornton shop l(ingsoh·ing Robinson \\I . 1Ia1vkins  \\ ' illia111 l)r. J. II. E"·~· II :\alie J. 1:. Claf. E. I' icrce  Orr French rk  
l ~R . \'fRES 1:-\  J7_.\CL'L'f :\ 1'E.  

Dr. H. \\'. J-Iarpcr Judgc ('. 11. :\I iller 


,  .\C,\l>E~l LC.  
·ro11 
J. Cal<hvcll, '05 Joseph C. J(erbcy. Jr.. '06 J-Iugh La111ar Stone. 'o(i Edgar L. Gilcreest. '()(\  \Viler C. <..:larkso11 . 'John C. ·ro,vncs. .J r.. Dick I'. \\'all. 'o(i 1-far,·ey (;. :\lcLcan.  07 ·07 'o8  

Robl'rt J. Ect"·ards. ·07 


:\IcFall [(erbcy. ·07 Earle Ulakcslcc. 'o8 
I..\\\". 
\\' allace 'fyler. ·ou \\'illia111 IT. Francis. '08 17 rank \ T. Lanha111, 'o(i Hall 1-Iaytcr. ·os Herbert J\L \Vaiden. '08 ·r. f). Cobb!< Jr.. '08 
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Frank  Lanham  Edwards  llay1er  
'.\lac Kerbcy  \Vaiden  Clarkson  Francis  
Joe Kerbey  TO\\•nes  ~leLean  Cobbs  \Vall  
Gilcrcest  H . L. Stone  Tyler  Prof. Clarence  ~liller  Caldwell  Robinson  


KAPPA SIGMA. 


1':\ l" Cll.\P'fEH.. 


Fl{.\'fRl~S I:\ CR111'.:. 
\\'. D. 1-Iart \ · ictor L. Brooks R..\. 'fho1npson l)r. H. L. l-Iilgartncr Fred Connerh·, \ \'. :\1. ·rhornton }. \\'. :\[aX\VCll ~ S. \ \". Fisher F. l". \ ·c>n llosenberg :\rthur :.ioorc \\'alter \\'. Fisher Jasper \ \' ooldridge 
E. 1'. :\loore. Jr. 	l) r. Joe (;ilbert l)r. c;oodal \\'ootctt 
13. r\. Slaughter l)r. \\'. .\. 1larper l)r. Joe. \Vootcn J)r. :\fat :\1. Sn1ith J. IL llarl 
J~R.-\1'RES I:\ F.\ CCLT..\'fE. 
Dr. J. R. llailc1· Dr. George J'. (~arrison Dr. r..: illis Cantpbcll Dr. Frcclcric \\'. Si111oncls Prof. ·1·. L'. 'fa1·lor 
FR:\TR.ES IN L':\J\'ERSI'f:\'J'E. 


1'hon1as J . . \ da1ns. 'o8 Clifton \\'. (;ray. "o6 Jo hn I.a Prellc. Jr.. ·07 Frank :\. Bailey. ·07 Le11·is P. (;rinnan. "o8 Paul \ '. :\lontgon1cry. ·07 
1\sh Icy :\. 1)enton. ·07 !-rank !licks. ·07 .·\lbcrt (). Si11glcton. ·05 
:\Ilic C. E,;till. '08 :\lurray P. Jones. "07 John \'. Singleton. "o8 Fred K. Fisher. "07 Sa111 :\. Key. ·07 'fhad \\'. 'J'ho111pson. "06 
(1. 	:\L Grahan1. ·os Royal \\'. King. 'o6 :\lbcrt \\'. ·ro11·11scncl. '08 Jle1nbcrt (;_ \\"atson. Special 
E:\GI:\ EEIH:\G. 
Joe IL ( ;ill. "o8 	Joe B. l fogsett. ·05 
J . . \. (;i1·cn. ·07 	\\'alter \\'. \ 'ann. ·05 
I.AIV. 
L. H. Bro1v11. '07 	Ccorgc S. l)o1vell. '07 


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Denton Bailey Gill Key Singleton Thompson 
F. Fisher llogsett Montgomery 


SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON. 



l'OUNDEil .\T TllE UNl\'El{SITY 01' Af..\R.\~1 1\. 1856. 
1'EX:\ S RllO CHAP1'ER. 
EST.\ lll.ISI I ED IN 1884. 
f.R..\1'RES I:\ CRBE. 
C. B. Giles 	R. B. Cousins 
\V. H. P. Tlunnicutt Ja1ncs \\" . .\lcClcndon I) . f\. Griffiths Ecllvard n. Hancock 
S. S. Dean 	\ \". J. Searbrough 
J. C. Puett 
Fll.\'fR ES I:\ F.\ CCL'f'.\'f'E. 
Dr. E. \V. Fay J. I~. S\vcn,;on 	l)r. 1°I. ·v. 11cncdict 
FR.\'fRES I:\ l":\l\.ERSl'!'.\'l'E. 
.\C.\IH·:~r re. 
r:allard Calchvcll. "o8 ,\_ \\'. Eck1nan. ·07 I<. S. Dargan. "o8 Chauncey Glo,·cr. ·o..q 
I..\ \\' . 
\ Valker Stephens. 'o6 	I-I. .\I. Richey. '07 
E. \V. Sa1nucll. '07 :\onnan .\ tkinson, '07 I). :\f. Prendergast. 'o6 r:. ]. \\'inter. '07 

E. C. Con nor. '05 	]. n. \\' hite. '06 
L. 	\V. J•orsgard, 'o6 L ll. (;ardner, "08 -147­



Richey Stephens (;:ir<lncr 
Giles Caldwell Dargan Atkinson 
Glover Sa1nuell Prendergast Uca.n Connor 
Forsgard Fay Swenson Benedict \\1intc;r \Vhite 




SIGMA CHI. 

FOll:-;l)EO .\T )II.\)! I t;:-;l\.ERS!T\' IN 1855. 
. \ LPI-1.\ :\L. CH.-\P'fER. 
EST.\lll.ISll El) I:-; 188~. 
FR.\'fl{ES l :\ Cl{BE. 
\\.ilbur P..-\lien John F. B111ler J. Doulclin Rector l larr,· P. Bickler :\larshall Grahan1 \\.illia111 H. Richardson
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!~ranch Sn1ith 
FR.\TRES I:\ F.\ CGL'f.\ 'rE. :\Cadi;,011 11. Benson 
FR.\ 'fRES I:\ t•:\l \.EH.srr.\ ·rE. 
.\C.\lll·:)I IC. 
Pal111cr :\I. ,.\rchcr. ·o6 T~ucius S. Polk, ·07 \\'ilbur S. Da,·idson. 07 
J. 1'arlton :\101-ro,v. ·os John :\[urray Ra1nsey, ·os 

.\. Cle,·e .\111slcr. ·05  \\.illian1  I. Po"·ell. ·os. .  
Stanley J. Finch. '05  l I ugo•  F. 1-\.uehnc. ·oo  
I..\\\·.  
\\.illia1n B.  Illo-.:kcr.  ·oo  Frank (Jltorf. ·07  
Ed"·ard Crane. 'o6  Charles :.r. Rohard:-,  07  
Clifton J. Franklin. ·07  Don Robinson. ·oo  
l{ufus  \ \'. King. ·07  I .uuis  Roper.  ·07  
H o111cr  Ro"·e.  '07  
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SOUTHERN KAPPA ALPHA. 

FOUNDED AT \l'.\S ll J NC:TON AND LEE UN l\ll~RSlTY 11'1 I 865. 
()J\l JCllOJ\ CHr\P'fEI( EST.\llLISll EO 1884. 
FR.\'rRES IX l·RnE. 
Judge Ja111es R. IIa111ilton 	Edgar S111ith 
• 	C. f\ . \!cCall un1 D. E. Si111n1011s ]{ev. D. ]( . Porter R. L. Batts \\f . C. Hogg l)r. I loracc (;iJbcrt 
l~R.\'J'RES IX F.\CCLT.·\'fl~. Dr. A. C. Ellis llcnja1nin F. Hill l>r. I)..\. Penick 
FR.\'l'RE<.; 1:\ l 'Xl\.ERSITA'fE. 
.\(".\JJL~l IC. 
Leon Fair Russ, '07 .r\ lbert Stone, '07 John Put111an Dins111orc, 07 i\Jillard Edgar i\lontcith, '08 'l'on1 Frost \Voodhull. '08 E111n1ctt ]_;:n1ory i\lclnnis. '05 
f, A \I'. 
Joel Franklin \\'atson. '07 LYnn Bo,·d \1 ila111. 'o6 Clinton Giddings BrO\\'n. 'o6 En1111ett Lee \\'ilkcrson. ·07 Fritz Garland Lanhan1. 'o6 John Lc,·i Shepparc,I. ·07 George \Coore Shelton. '05 \\'inston \[c\lahon. ·07 George Franklin \\'0111ack. '05 Burford l(ing Isaacs, ·07 
ENGINJ;ERING. 
John Henry Bringhurst. '07 Conn Rufus Isaacs. '08 Harry Pearsall Hill. '08 John Blake \\'illian1s, '08 -151­


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Bringhurst  l'<lonteith  \Voodhull  
Con Isaacs  Russ  Sheppard  B. Isaacs  i\lci\1ahon  
\Villiams  \Vilkerson  11. Hill Shelton  i\lclnnis  \\'atsou  

\\'omack C. Brown Ben Hill Fritz Lanham Mil:11n A. Stone 



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SIGMA NU 

FOU:'\DED /\T \' IRGI NI.\ ~1 11.LT.\RY I NSTLTVTE, 1869. 


EST.\111.ISll ED 1886. 
FR,-\ 'fR.ES 11\ L:R HI~. 
(;eorg-t· E. Shcltcv (:. J . Ca rter
. . 
P. 11. :\lc:\c1ncr 1~. I. f)a,·is Fred Shclle,· Cullo111 H. Booth Char(,·;; Stephenson (;. S. :\I \'rick
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FR.\'rRES I:\ F.\CCL'l'.\'rE. 
Eugene I,. Schoch. 
FR.\'l'RES I:\ L':\l\'ERSI'l'.\Tl::: . 
.\(' \l>E~l I<.:. 
Ech,•ard 1) . :\lcKcllar. ·05 (;corgc .\ . :\lcClcllan. ·07 Gcorg-c D. Echvards. ·oo •
:\lar,·in \\'rig-ht. ·og 
' 
:\farion C. Robcrt,;on. ·07 Rod111an S. CosI)\-. '0t1 
I..\11·. 
J. Ben Robertson. 'o6 :\eil ·r. :\I a:<tcrson. 'o6 Fritz :\I. Dyer. ·07 \\'arn.•n T. Hobcrtson. ·oo J. :\ic(;re11· \\'il:<on. ·07 
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CHI PHI. 

NL. CJ-IAPTER. 

Fl{t\'l'REs 11\ c·ner::. 
J. Stanley l"ord John Palin. Jr. E. J. :Pal111 
0 . I-I. Pal111 c;corgc s. \\I right \\'. B. Cas,vell 
C. \\'. :\Jorrison Charles A. I-Jo,·t Dr. 'L'. R. Sa111pson 
, 
FR,.\'rRES TX F:\CCLT.\·rE. Dr. S. E. ~dexes l)r. C. II. l-Iuberich l)r. :\L B. (>ortcr 
FRA1'RES 11'\ UNI\TERSI'fJ\'l'E. 
EXGI ;>; EERl ;>;C. 
H. D . :\fendcnhall. '05 C. J. Xibbi. 'o6 B. E. \toclcker. Jr.. ·<><~ 'I'. I:. E ,·erheart. "08 TL I'. (;riffin. ·08 
I.A\\'. 
l)ick (). ·rerrell. ·oo ·r1ion1as 13. Botts. ] r.. ·07 


R. ] . Beasley. '05 J. E. Parks. "o8 S. H. Bell, '08 

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ALPHA TAU OMEGA. 

FOu'.l: DEI> .\T \'IRCI XI.\ ~11 LIT.\RY I XSTITL"l'E l X 1865. 
(;_\.\I .\I.\ E'f.\ CH:\ P-r£R. 
EST.\l{LIS l lED I X 1897. 
FR.\"fHES IX CREE. 'I'. \ \'. Gregory .\. L. H.ector .\. E. \ 'inson -R. ":\. \\'atti< \\'alter llrcn1011d 
FR.\'rRES I:\ l'\'[\"ERSI"r.\1'E. 
\C.\11E~l IC. 
Lindsav \ \'. Baskett. 'o6 c;corgc .\r. Cox. '06 l'at I. :\ixon. 'o6 
EXt;IXEl~RI X G. 
Joe E. J:ro \\·n. Jr.. '08 
L.\\\ . 
1-fenry P. Burney. '07 Robert). .\lc.\lillan. 'o6 
( ;corg-e E . .\I cl'all. '07 .\ndrc\\" L. Rancll.'11. '07 
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PHI GAMMA DELTA 
FOU:-;OED .\T JEFFERSON COLL.EGE, 1848. 
'f1\ U l)EU1'ER()N CH.\P-rER. 
lll·:·ESTABl.rS I 11~0. 190 I. 
FR:-\TRES ll\ URRl~. 
\\"ilbur IL )·oung Francis I I. E\·ans 
Col. :\I. E. Cheno,vcth Frederick I). H.ussell 

FR.\1'RES I:'\ F.\ CCL'l'.\l'E. \\l illiarn L. P rather Echvin J)ubois Shurtcr 
FR.·\'l'RES I:'\ L":'\l\"ER:->rr . .\1'E. 
.\C,\DE~l 1\. 
l·Iar\·ey B. :\fatthe\\'S. ·05 \ \" illia1n \1. Po"•ell. "o6 Louis J acohy. ·07 Robert D. Barclay. "08 

Lucien (;.  Henderson. ·07  J. I lo\vard Etheridge. "07  
J\ r thur L.  Harris, '07  (;11 y Borden. Jr..  "o6  
]. Fennel l)ibrell.  '07  

l.A\\' . 
. .\. P. Barrett. '05 F. L. Dibrell. '07 ·r. Bruce Green\vood. '07 Charles \\'. .\bbott. 'o6 ]. I. 1.;:erchiville, '07 I rarold Shryock. '07 
\Vesley t\n1n1cnnan, '07 
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P!ll GAMl\IA DELTA. 

SIGMA NU PHI. 

( Lcnv Prater11ity.) 
FOt:XDED .\T Tiii<: X.\TIOX.\L L.\\\' SCJlOOL IN 1903. 
JOlll\ 11. RE:\ (;AK CH.-\Pl'ER. 
EST.\ Bl.l Sll El) IN t904. 

FH.\'fl~ES I.\' l;RBE. .\laj. . \. \\'. Bloor 
J. D. :\t\\'OOd. '07 Charles .\lay:.:. '05 
J. J. r\ veritte. 'o6 ::0.1. :'d . .\I illcr. '07 \\'. l". Brady. ·07 f. S. ()'Keefe. 'o6 
R. .1:-I. Bro \V11. '05 \\'. D. Scarborough. '05 
0. C. B ull ingto11. 05 .·\. E. Seo t l. 'o6 
E. G. Callo,,·ay. '07 D. (). Shilg. 'o6 
G. L. Charlton. 'o6 C. J). \\'allace. 'o6 
I. J. Curtsinger. 'o6 P..-\. \\'eatherred. '07 
J. ::O.l. De :\rn1011d. '05 C. \'. \\'oolcy. '07 
H. C. Hanner. '07 J . . -\. \\'orsha111. '05 
P. \'. Harrell. '07 0 . .\I. \\'roe. 'o6 
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Curtsinger Scoll Bullington Scarborough J larroll 
lliiller \Voollcy Colloway \Vorsham \Vall ace Hanna 
Mays Brown A'•eriuc O'Keefe Brady Charlton \Vroe 

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FOU:\DEI) .\T n1·:Tll.\NY COi.i.EGE, \\' l~ST \'ltlGINI.\ , 1860. 
EST.\lll.1511 EH I:\ 'I'll I·: lJ :\ J\'ERS[T\' OF T"X,\S, 1904. 

J:R.\'rRES I>: CRBE. 
George Sublette \\'alton  .-\lexander  Penn  \ \ ·oolridge  
Robert Clark \\'alkcr  John  P,rackenridgc  
( )r111und  Si111pki11s  

FR1\'rRT~S l '.\! F.--\ CGL1'.\ '1'1-.:. 
Phi11cas I .a\\Tcncc \\'indsnr 

FR.\ 'rRES T>: C>:I\' ERSI'f.\'rE. 

Ja1nes Finis Johnson :\I ilburn l'rcssley .\lcCarty 
.\ ( .\J>E~I IC. 
\<\falter  Scott Pope. '05  .Jan1cs !'night Rl'Ctor. '07.  
\\'alter I.o\vry (;arnl·tt. 'oi.  Charles  .\lbcrl  1:ar11es, '08.  
I..\\\'.  

\\'illian1 1:rank P,uckley. '05. John Pierson Sin1pson. ·oi. 


\\lillis D. l>. \\'arrc11. '05. Chades (;orclo11 Chance. 'o8. ()!in \Vilber Fink'y. 'o<i. John I lo lt Se\\'Cll. '08. l·'ra11cis Clark. ·os. -163­



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ESTAl'.l.1~ 11 1-:ll. 1904. 
F R:\1' RES T:\' C'RBE. 
C. B. !)rake. 
FR.\'fRES l :\' F.\ CCL1'.\'J"E. 
F. l-lo111er Curtis. 
FR.\'fRES I:\' c :\'I\.ERSl·r. \ ·rE. 
•IC'.\l>lo~l IC. 
f\ngus G. \ \' ynne. '07. Sidney R. \\'ilson, '08. Earl ·r. :\lcCullough. '08. Le1vis I .. Br1·an. '08.
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JC[cnry ·r. Fletcher, ·05. D. G. l~uggles. '07. 'vV. Felts Ford. '08. Robert Il. l~en1schel, '07. Ja1nes J. Eubank. 'o8. \ ' i1·ion J~. lr1·ine. 'o8. 
!..\\\'. 
t\rthur Calhoun, 'o6. John \\'. :\J cLeod, '07. John C. Brooke. '06. rial lrby Greer, '07. Ben F. :\lays. '05. -165­

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ALPHA MU PI OMEGA. 

(.I / cdica/ Frotcr11i/_\'.) 
FOliXDED .\T T ll E UX l\"ERSITY OF Pf.:\XSYL\".\:-11.\. 1~91. 

EST\Bl.ISllEI) I:\ 1898. 
Fl{t\'l'RE.S Ii\ L"RBE. 
I.E. 
P ritchett. ~I. I). \\'. P. llrcath. ~l.D. 

J. 
I-I. Ruhl. :.\I.I). \\' 111. c;a111111011. ~l.D. 


FR.\ 'l'RES I:\ F.\ CCLT.-\1'E. ed. Randall. :\f.I). R. R. I). Cline. Ph.D. 
J. J. 1'errill. :\I.I). S. :\I. ~)orris. ~I.I). (). I I. La1vrence. :.I.D. 

J. F. Gibson. '06. J. G. J)a1·is. '07. \\'alter 1-\:leberg. 'o6. P. R. E. Sheppard. 'o8. 
B. F. \'oung. '07. G. F. \\'itt, 'o8. 
H. P. Jones. ·o8. G. :\f. Eckel. 'o8. 
E. C. :\ort hern. 'o8. E. S. I I udson. 'o6. 
0 . D. Young. 'o8. R. 1-1. l Iu,·cllc. '07. 

S. 
R. Griffin. 'o6. E. :\f. Staunton, 'o8. 

J. 
G. Flynn. 'o6. E. :\r. Sykes. 'o8. 


L. B. Bibb, 'o8. 




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PHI CHI. 

( il1 cdical Prater11ity.) 
FOUXDED .\1' TllE L";>;l\"ERSll'\' OF PEXXSYL\'.\.':I.\. 
ZE'I'.\ CH..\P1'ER. 

ES'l'.\Hl.ISllED. TS)O.). 
FR,\ 'l'RES 11\ LRBE. 
R. C. Connor. :\I.I). 
FR.\'J'RES 1:\ F.-\CCL'f..\l'E. 
I-I. 0. Sappington. :\l.D. John 1'. :\loorc. :\I.I). 
J. \\'. :\IcLaughli11, Sr.. :\l.D. H. 1'..\ynCS\\'Orlh. :\l.D. 
FRt\1' RES IN u:--.11\"ERSI'ft\'rE. 
J. C. Darracott. '05. C. U. \\'cller. '08. 
R. I-I. Hodge. '05. G. :\I. l)cchcrd. '05. 
G. S. Barha111. 'o6. \\'. C. :\!ayes. '05. 
R. D. Gist. 'o6. \\'. C. Dicke,·. 'o6. 
H. R. \\'ardlo'''· '07. R. E. Cloud. '07. 
A. F. Be,·crly. 'o8. G. L. Gray. 'o8. 
J. \\'. Franklin, 'o8. L. r,;:. :\la\'ficlcl. 'o8. 
< 
T. F. :\foore, 'o8. E. P. \ 'a11gh11. 'o8. 
C. E. Gray, 'o8. 

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( .\lcdicol Fratcr11il\'.) 
EPSIL():'\ CI·I.·\PTER. 

FR1\ 'l'RES T:-J uRBJ~. Joe S. Jones. \I.I). \1. E. Lott. \I.I). 
J. F. Si111pso11. Jr.. \1.1). 
l~R.\'fRES !:'\ F.\CCLT.-\'fE. \\·. S. Carter. \I.I). H. R. I )udg-l'on. \I.l). \\.illian1 J(eiller. \I.I). H. C. I laden. \I.I). 
J. £. 'l'ho111p,,011. \I.I). 0. H. l'lant. \I.I). .\. E. Tha\·cr. \I.I). \\'allacc Rous<'. \I.I).
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F. :'\. Danforth .  ·05.  C. \I. ,.\\·cs. ·07.  
\\'. 'f. Da \\·e. ·05.  J. F. Hale. ·07.  
C. L.  \Iilburn. ·05.  l·i. 0. l(nig-ht. ·07 .  
.-\. G. Heard. ·oo.  ..\ugustus \Ia\·crick. ·07.  
Estes Paine. ·o6.  G. 1'. Baskett. ·o8.  
. \. J. Pope, ·oo.  F. B. Bra111lctte. ·o8.  
n. F. Sn1i1h. ·oo.  ·r. :::\. Goocl,;011. ·os.  
E. \I. Arnold. ·07.  B. \ \'. Jrby. ·os.  
E. F . .J ones.  ·os.  
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'l'EX,\S t\LPH.A. 
EST.\llLISll ED. 1902. 
SC>J~< >RES IN URBE. 
i\Jr s. v\/ilbur 11. ':t' o1111g. Edna 11 ood. \frs. \Viii Cas,vell. \linnie Rose . .\ttic \lcClendon. 
SOR<>RES f:\ F.A.CCLT.A.TE. 
\far,· D1111ha111. 
SORORES l \" l.i\"l\.ERSJ1'r\~l'E. 
Lottie llarris, "oi.
Bessie Cochran, '08. 
171orence Co,van. '08. \"ell ic ;\ . . I larris, 'o8. 
Julia :Nl. Estill, 'oi. Helen (;1111lt l loocl. 'oi. 

Elizabeth £,·ans. "o8. Fay J-..:incaid, ·oi. 
Ada Harden1an c;arrison. E111ily \Ja,·crick. 'o6. 
Helen Garrison. "oi. .e\ddie \I itchcll. "o8. 

I\:ate 'fo,vncs \lartin. 'o8.
Serena Gould. "o8. Lucile \larch. "o8.
Lenore Hun1111cl. '05. Sadie \lillspaugh, 'o8.
£ ,·a l-Iun1ason. ·oo. \largaret l~ohcrtson. 'o8.
Grace Hill. "o6. 
Ellen \\'oolriclgc \\'aggcnc1. "o6. Susan Spykcr Shelton. ·oi. 

Anne 'fo\vnes, '05. 
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EST\1\1.ISllED IX 1902. 
SC)RC)RES I\" CRBE. 

:\Lrs. \\'illia111 I.. nra,-.
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Tielen Oli,·e l)c,·inc. 
n eulah Ro\\'C . :\lary I Iclcn I )t·,·ine. 

( ;cil;; .\doue. 'o8. 
:\laie Phila Borden. 'oi. 
i\larv, Eleanor I\rackcnrid!!c. 'oo.

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r.ois Broyle;;. 'oi. 
l(atherine Claire Ball. '08. 
Bennie Bro\vn. '08. 
:\ bbie Crane. '08. 
J(atherine Frances l)e,·inc. '08. 
,\lice \'irginia Da,·is. 'o6. 

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.\nnic Joe Gardner. ·05. f-'lossie P.ell Gardner. '08. f-anny \\'est I-Tarris. ·05. .\nnie Jan1es. ·oi. 
\lay \la:<on Jar,·i:<. ·oo. 
\far,· l(i111hall. '08. 
I-Ielen l(nox. 'oi. 
Christina Lilllt·ficlcl. 'oo. 
,.\ n1y \lyrtilla I .ong-copc. '08. 
Ethel .\hhy :\lorcy. 'o(>. 
\far,· \lcl'onnick. ·o.~. 
:\lar,· \ 'irg-inia Rict:. ·o~.

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\I innie Sanborn. ·os. .\nnic c;anncu Stratton. 'o8. :\Jar,· \\'illis Stt•cln1a11. 'o;.
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Charlie f,cnora 'l'hunnond. 'oi. \'el111a \\'illi11gh:1111. ·oi. 
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CHI OMEGA. 

1U'J'1\ Cl-lt\P1~ER. 
ESTAlll,ISJJ ED, i904. 
S< >R< )J{l~S I:\ t.;RBE. .\Irs. \\' illian1 Spalding. 
SC)RC)RES 1:\ C:\J\"ERSI'ft\ 'l'E. Elise D. Bro,,·n. "05. Ellen Orinc I1ils111a11. "08. Virdian t\lys 11arhan1, '07. Fanny Louise .\lo111go1ncry, 07. Loris Loraine Barton. "08. Laura \J a ric Sa 111. 'oG. ll·larion L. Blei111. "o8. .\dlinc Sanders. '08. ](ate Conerly, "o8. l-Ielen \\'ootcn 'l'hornton. 05. lllargaret .\I. Giesen. '07. Lilian Jessie \\"alkcr. 'oG. Elizabeth C. Hutchings. '08 . Georgiana \\'orthing-1011 \\"alker. "o8. (_'lara .\ugust \\'illia111s. "o8. 
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KAPPA ALPHA THETA. 


ALPi l1\ 'l'llE'ft\ CHAP1'ER. 
FST:\ Bl.LS LI ED I :-1 1904. 
SCJR(>R TN L"RBE. :\Ir;:;. Phineas f~. \\.indsor. 
SC>RC>H. l :\ F.\CGLT.-\TE. \\Tillie oa,·is. 
SORC> RES I:\ LiNIVERSITA'rE. 
Jeanne Borrou111, "o6. Sadie l(ell. '08. 
T~ily Dess Can1pbell, ·05. Hallett :\lcl>hail. ·os. 

A. Julia Estill. ·o~. Lola Grace :'\ash. ·07. Jenness Frieze. "o8. :\larion .-\ lina Proctor. ·05. E1nn1a .-\utry Greer. 05. Hazel Clyde Ran:-0111. "o8. Lena \\"ood Greer. "o8. .-\nna \ \. oocl Si1nonds. ·oo. .\lice :\dele Johnson. "o6. Lucy Stcclhei1n \\"hit ncy. ·07. 

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CUSSES-RUSTIC!. 

i)/ 01·1·0 :-Doiv11 1C'illz /Ill 1·r11sls: 0 fpose rlll 1\l11s/s; ,.J~·oid .4.11 B11sts. I 
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J) . 1\. 1: 11:\ 1\ t< ....•.•• ••••••• •. •..•.....••.••..•.••••• .. .• Land Lord t\ . R. r\.tU.EOGE . ......... . .... . ... .. . . ..... ... . ..•.. . .. . . . . Overseer £. (;. CALLA\\'AY ..•.......•..•.......... •.......... r..:011011 /tVeigher •(;. C. l{rx DLEY . . .•...... ....• . . . . ..... .............. . Slorc l\..cepcr ' 
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E. G. RoBrxsox . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
H. P. P.\YXE •....•••..•..••..... • •. . ••.•.....••..•.... • 
C. 0. S'.\1tTH . • . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . • . • • • . . • . . • 
B. C. LALLIER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
Pig Slop per Cow Juicer Ro11stabo11t 11 'ater Bo\ 
R. R. S'.\i 1T11 . ... . .. ............. . . .. . .. ... . ........... PloH• Shaker 

REC BENS. 

E. (;. Calla" ·ay 
L. TT. Bro,vn I~. Ci. Calla,\·ay (;co. Charlton 
'I'. 1'. Chris~ian 
S. T. Ed"·ards 
D..\ . J.'rank C. R. Isaacs J. I I. 1ones (;, C. i<indlcy 
B. C. Lallier \ \'. .T. '.'dO\."CS 
E. l. J\l cl,<'llar J_co E. t\e.v Geo. A. ()dan1 I-Iug-h P. I'aync \\' illett Stockard 
E. G. Robi•1son 
It l~ . S111ith 
C. 0. Sn1ith 
J. A. Si1npson t\. L. Too111bs I I. L. Ta,·Jor 
J. G. \\;ebb 

"71'rHE Rusty Cusst·s as an organization is 110\\' a fixture in the Gni­~\"ersit,· of 'fcxa~. 'l'lu: iarn1ing elen1ent has con1e to stay. Cnlikc 
1nany fron1 other \\'alks of life. it does not forget its ''raising·· and Iry 10 play ··s\,·ell : ·· hut being 1nade up of plain people. it is 1nodest and is content \\·ith the \va~es o f the :n·erage laborer in this field. T he boast of tlie RustY-Cusses last ,·ear 'vas the iact that the~· \Vere ne\vlv organized. 
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J\o\v they boast a succrssful cxperic11ce through that critical period of s1vaddiing clothes-the first vca1'. True, the overseer had to "fire" son1e of the no-·countcst ones. so1nc quit the University. and son1t of the1n took charge of the P. E. C."s. But nc\v 111en have conic in to fill their places. 1\nd ne\\' faroncrs broug-ht nC\\' ideas. Crops \\·ere so good last year. in spite of the boll-,vec,·il. that ncarh· all the 111ernbers got then1 so1nc Sundav
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l\ustp <!usses 
Ney Pay11e Lallier Smith Isaacs l\'lcKcllar Charlton 



GOO ROOS. 


Stephens Mitchell Johnson Baskett Brown Crane Prendergast Shands Robinson Lumpkin 


Ed Crane Da\·is Pendergast Don Robinson Forrest Lu1npkin Jefferson Pah11 :\ed Shands Clint Bro\vn Lindsay Baskett Le\vis Johnso!l Ed ~Iitchell \'Valker Stephens \Valter \lann Ren1bert Watson George vVright 
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P. E. C. 
1Tr'JIE P. E. C. is 111oslen1 in its nature, believing in and relying 011 the ~propagation of its tenets by the 111ai!ed fist. l ts origin is shrouded 
in mystery; none 1nay knO\\' ,,·hence this order sprung and li,·e. • Cut "·here,·<'r and "·hcnc\·er the good ship 111ay ha,·e been launched. it has been iollo\\·cd by a spanking breeze of prosperity fron1 that ,·cry 1110111en~. 
P. E. C. stands for independent action. ··Paddle your o\\·n candidat~:· ,,. an underlying principle of its creed. The dog111as upon "·hich its ritual is built are "·orld-olcl :ind a:' lasting as the pyran1ids. ·rhc training a 110,·ic.: n1ust undergo is adapted to all classes of students: it niay be con1prehended by the Acede111ic. it fosters the calculating spirit of the E.nginccr. and it 1nake~ the L:l\v a good judge. 1\ncl never in the history o f the order has a single individual spiked for 1ne111bership refused the ordeal. '!'his is a record of "•hich P. I·:. C. is justly proud. 
Recognizing the needs of the order. the u ni,·crsity authorities have built for it a handson1c and co111111odiou& chapter house on the cast side of the ca111pus. T hus equipped P. E. C. is prepared to stand until old Ti1ne hin1­self goc:< out the u~uat ''"ay. 
~IE~rBERS. 
.\. C. J-\ 111slcr Ji111 Gardner 
L. t\ . .\nclcrson 1-\. L. Harri~, ]{. 
J. J. Averitte Ben l\fila111. Poet Laureate 
Guy Borden. J. 1). T~. I<. C. :d i Iler 
Bilh· Blocker \V. T. Lee, 0 . J). S. 
John Bringhurst Hal H. Logan 

L. Baskett J. . . o ·r<cefe 
E. \\·. Da,·is. ]. P. R. A. J. Po\\·ell 
C. R. Ed"·ards G. ~r. Robinson 
t\. E . Elan1. ) . P. P. L. L. Shields, 1\1. E. 

0 . \\._ Finley. A. c;. J. L. Stanage. 0 . 

G. 
B. Finley. C. J. P. A. \V. \Vilson 


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;\!ilam  :\I ill er  Borden  Finley  Davis  I I arris  
Edwards  Tipton  Bringhurst  Stanage  











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Es·r.AHLISll EJ) Jr\ NUARY 1904. 
0. L. Si1ns  X.  D.  Shands  
\V. J.  Po"•ell  H. l).  ~lcndcnhall  
A. C ..\1nslcr  I I. 1' .  Fletcher  
\ \ '.  E. Giesen  C. F. K. \'. Bl11cher  
G. C. l~chvards  J. E.  ~I itchcll  
S. ). ~laai:  \II/. ]~.  ]~la111  
L. \V.  Forsg-ard  J. !~. Parrish  
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Barne\· Brooks :\1. :\!. Pearson 
J. \\·. Calhoun J. C. Pearson 
I. J. C:1rtsingcr L. R. Pietzsch 

B. L. Glascock ·r. i\l. Rector 
\•\'. H. Hicks N. I~. Recd 

J. f'. I-Io"·scr F. iVL !{yburn 1.. \ \'. Parrish If. I<. \\.illia111s 
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JOHN C. TOWNES LAW SOCIETY. 


F.\LI,  TER)I.  \\"I XTER  TER)I.  Sl'IO XC TER)l.  
Presidc11 / . .. ... G.  ·r. c·ol'I~  ]. B. TALLEY  \•V. f). SC.\ RllOROL"Gll  
Ser-1"reas . . ... .  R. J. CJl.\K;'\ELL  J\. I). R OBERTS0:-1  
("fer/( . .. . . . ....P. 1\f. R1c1;  R 1-\ . Po" ·i-:1.L  0. C. Hur.1.1NGTON  
f\. P. Barrett  Chas.  :\lays  B. G. Cr>:cal  
R.. H .  Bro,Yn  L. D. :\Iila1n  :VI. E. Rosser  
Ed. Crane  R. ].  :\Ic:\li!lan  R. R. S1nith  
X. \\'. Graha1n  A. \\·. :\farshall  C. F  \\.0111ack  
G. D. Hunt  F. P. :\[arshall  \\'. H. \ \" alne  
:\I. H. Landers  ]. S.  o ·r..;:eefe  

1\,·o years ago this organization "·as de,·iscd to scr,·c as a safety-,·ah·c for the expanding genius of a n1arvelously brilliant (see Cactus reports) Senior La,v class. ·rhis year freaks "·ere barred. 1'he valve becan1e aa incubator. \ Ve think it \VOrks. 
(Continued in .\nnals of Justice Court. Barcg-rass Precinct.) 
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Jcan Daptistc :-\done ·r1io111as J. Cald"·ell .\lbert (). Singleton Fred. K. Fisher Clinton G. Bro\\·n Charles \\". .~bbou 
ARROW HEAD. 

Ecl"·arcl Crane 
c . .J. ::\ibbi 
Bet! l<ohertson 
i{obt. J. Ed,,·ards 
Eclg-ar L. Gilcreest 
\\". 1;. Blucker 
.I oc I:. Jl og-sett Louis j acoby I I ugh Lan1:1r Stone 
G. J). l I 111n Joel F. \\'atson 

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Literary 
Societies 




ORATORICAL ASSOCIATION. 

ClFF1CERS. 
F,\LL TER ~I. 

.. . . . . . . . . .. . .. . .. ... . . . .. . . . ....... . . . ... . f;rrside11/ I). .-\. FR.\:\K ...........•...... .. . . • .. .... . ... •. ...•. / 'icc-Preside1:/ 
F. :\l. 
L. ·r. :\JoxTr.o'I ERY . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Treasurer \\·. C. BRY.\XT .................... .. ..................... Secretary 
\\ I:\TER TER )I 
J. H. KEEX . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Prcsidc11/ 
J. :\. \\.oR::.11.\)I ..........•.......................... 1·ice-Prcsidc11: 
\\·. I) . SC.\RBOROL«;11 ....... ......... ........ .. ......... . .. Treasurer 
(; . (). FERGL·so:-; .......•.............................•.... Sccrelarr 


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J. P. :\[ARRS ............................... • ......... 1·icc-J>reside11! 
C11.\S. :\l.\YES ............. • .. • .... .. . . .................. Treasurer 
F. \\". HocsE1101.nE1< ................ . ..................... Sccrelar.v 

I:\"rER-l«>LLT~<.;T.-\TE DEB.\'fES. 1904. 
TEX \S·Tl"l..\XI': OEB.\TE. ( .\T .\l.:-TIX.) 
J. P. Luton. 1'. C. :\Iillikcn. Decision in fa,·or of '[\1lane. 
TEX.\S·)l ISSOl' lll llEl1.\TE. (.\T COLL' )I Bl.\, )10.) 
\\'. H. \\.alnc. l~. P. Locke. Decision in favor of 'rexas. 
\\.inner of c;regory-Batts Prize-J. I>. Luton. 
\\"inner of l)ubois Prizc-E. B. Griffin. 
\\"inner of lnt.:r-Society Debate-.\thena~·11111 Socictv. 

1:\-rEH.-C<>LLEGJ.-\TE DEfl.\TES. 1<J05. 
TEX \S·Tl"l..\::\E l>Ell.\TE. (.\T XE\\' ORl.E.\XS. I..\.) 
Chas. :\laycs. J. I'. Sin1pson: J. D. Kerchi,·illc. :\ltern:itc. 
TEX \S-)1 ISSOL'RI l>El~.\TE. ~.\T .\l.STIX.) 
:\lex Pope. J..-\. \\"orshan1. 
\Vinncr in ( )ratorical Contest-\\·. 1-1. \\'alnc. \\'inner of c;regory-Batts Prize-.A.lex Pope. 

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ATHENAEUM. 

F.\LL TER~l. 
C. D. \iVALLACE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ............ President 

E. G. CALL.\\V.\Y ............... . ...•.......... • ..... Vice-President 
ROBERT CARS\\'J-:LI............ . . • . ..... . ................... Secretary 

G. T. COPE .. . ................... .. .. . ............ Sergea.11t-at-Ar111s C11 1\ S. i\L\YES ................... •. ............. • ........... . . Critic 'I'. :\£. RECTOR . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . • . • . . . . . . . . • . . • • . . Trea~'11rer 
\\"INTER TER~f. 
F. :\I. RYBt:RK .........•.•.•.............•.••............ President 

L. T. :\IoNTGO~•ERY . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 
ice-President 
C. GLOYER ...•...••.•.........•..•......• .......••...•... Secretary 

C. D. \\·_,LL.\ CE ................................... Sergea11t-at-Ar111s 

E. F. FERGUSON . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . • . . . . . • . . • • . . . Critic 1·. :\[. RECTOR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Treasurer 
SPRING TERM. 
S. H. L.\TTIMOHE .................. . .. . ............•...... President 
Rou1~RT CARS\VEl.L ....•.....•..•... . • .• • ..•........ . ... // ice-President 
I-I. A. SHRYOCK ......................... . ... •... ......... Secretary 

F. L\L RYBUL~N .•.........•••••.••.. . ....• .. •• •.•.. . Scrgea11/-al-Ar11is 

L. X1CKELS ........................... ...................... Critic ·r. :\I. RECTOR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Treasurer 
:\IE:\lBERS. 
J. J. .A.veritte R. I~. Eubanks J. \\·. :\lcLcod R. R. S1nith >:. ..\tkinson E. Ellii. Chas. :\!ayes E. Sauer Geo. Bean E. ·1. Flrguson L. T. J\Iontgo111ery G. C. Stonns I-I. E. Bell c;. (). Ferguson L. Xickels J. D. Stinson 
L. H. Bro,vne Frank Feville Alex Pope J. C. 1'o,vnes. Jr. JI. P. Burney Cltancv Glover f\ . L. Randell \•V. H. \Vaine ·r. J. Calchvell I-I. P. ·c;riffin 1'. i\II. Rector C. D. vVallace 
E. G. Calla,vay N. \V. (;iJn1rr F. 1\L R,·burn Joe \1Vorsha1n R.obt. Cars"·ell R. F. Jones J. S. 0."I(eefe 'f. D. \Voodruff 
E. :\I. Card D. 0. 'ferrell T. J. Rich I-I. I--T. \Veinert R.. C. Chan1bers E. P. Lipscon1b H . A. Shr,·ock F. J. \\'inter 
G. T. Cope (;co. :\lcl)o,vell D. 0 . Shilg C. \f. \Voolle,·
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R. R. Elliott -:\I iiburn :\IcCarty 
1:-\' J'ER-S()CJETY DEBATERS. 
1\lex Pope, J\lissoul·i Rep. Chas. l\laycs ('fulanc Rep.) Joe \·\'orshan1. J\•Iissouri Rep. L. Xickels 
\\'. JI. \•Vaine, National Representative. 
S. I-I. L11-n ~101~E ................ . . . . . . ........ 1·e.ra.11 l?eprese11ta/ive 
HO\\'ELL L. T.\Yl.01{ .. • ..•....... . ..... -.•..•..• c·acl11s Represe11/alive 

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THE A THENAEUM. 


1'lrI-IE f\thenaeun1 Literary Society is as old as the University itself, ~having be~n or.ganir.ed in r8~3. the y~ar \Vhich sa\V the first opening 
of the U111vers1ty. 1\n1ong its organizers \vcre such 111en as Yancey Le,vis, A. L. Burleson, and others, \vho are no,,· proniinent nien of the State. The Society at first held its sessions in the Senate C...l1a1nber of the old Capitol. but finally succeeded in securing fron1 the Faculty a regular 111eeting hall. 
Soon after the Athenae11n1 \\'as organized there \vas a split a1nong it.; n1e1nbers, and the bolt<'rs fonned the Rusk Literary Society. So. ,,·e see. that the Rusk is of illustrious origin, and though inany o f h<'r 111en1bers kno\v not filial obedience, and the society often poses as the rival of the Athenaetun, she is, on the \vhole, as subordinate as one \VOtild expect of a child \vho has attained its niajority. 
T he Athenaeun1 has ahvavs had 111any of the strongest and 111ost in­
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fluential men in the '\"arsity aniong its n1ernbers ; and its alu111ni. niany of \vhon1 hold high positions in church and state. arc glad to point to the pleasant nieetings in the 1\thcnaeun1 as an1ong the 111ost interesting and instructive of their care<'rs. '!'he Society is noted for the good fello,,·ship of its niernbers. and the kind and helpful influences it exert~ upon its ne\v 111en. enabling then1 to rapidly becon1e clear and forceful speakers. an:I coinpetent parlia111entarians. 
The Athenaetun. too. is .great on \Vinnin'g-honor~. and never lets an opportunity slip by of getting her share, \Vhich is ahvays a large one. r:or the last three years the Athenaeurn has furnished the 111ajority of the inter­collegiate debaters an<I orators. 'fhis year the l~usk '''as confident o f getting-three :11en on the tcarn. Instead she only g-ot t\VO. and lost the $50.00 prize to the t\thcnaeu111. \Y. H. \\'alne. of the .\thcnac-urn. a fe\\' nights after the int<'r-societ\' debate. easily ,,·on first hono:·s in exten1por~ speaking. and so ,,·ill reprcsrnt the l.;1•i,·ersity in the ne\\' :\ational .\ssocia­tion oi State L7niversities. instead of the Southern Oratorical as our orators i1ave done heretofore. 
Besides the regular contest open to the n1en1bers o f both societies. the 
Atthenaeun1 closes her .vc:ar \Vith a contest of her O\vn for the Ross-Rotan 
prize, \VOrth $25.00. 'l'he event is held at the Driskill and after the speeches 
there is held the annual banq11ct in the hotel parlors. 
E. G. C .. l l rsTOIH.\ N. 
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RUSK. 

C)FFICERS. 

F.\LL TER~I. 
E. B. G'n1F•'.'.'" P1·es1'de.·1/.
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F. P. ~L\PSJl.\LI. ... ... •....... •... . . . .. •....... •.... // ice-Preside:11 

\\'.  (".  BR\' \J\T  . . . . .  • . . .  . ....  . . .....  ........  • .... • .......  Secretary  
]-1. I(.  \•V1 LLIA~1s  ....•. • •.... • ....  •• . • . . • •........  ... .•.  .. Treasurer  
:\. E.  Rt:ED  . . . . . . .  . . . . . . • . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . • .  . . . . . . . . . . . .  Cnt1c  
.J. H.  l\:EEX  . ... • . •. ..........  • .. . .. . . • ...  ........  .~'ergca11t-at-.rln11s  

\\"I :\"TER TER)J. 
\\". S. PoPr-: . . . . . . . . . . .......... .. . ............... ...... President J . .J. I\:ERCllJ\"J1.1.~: . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1•icc-Preside11t <.:. \\". GR.\\' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Secretary II. T\:. \\"11 J.J.\)IS . • • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . • • . • . . . • . • . . . . . . . Treasurer J. 11. l(EE:" . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Critic I~. B. GR1FF1J\ .••.............•..•.... . . . ........ . Scrgca11t-at-An11s 
SPRJ >IC TEl<)I. 
:\. E. I~EED ............................. ... ....... ...... . President 
F. \\". 1-Ioi.:sEllOLDER . ... .. .• ....... . ....... .. . •. ..... / 'ice-Presidc11t 
J. E. \\".\TKl:"S ............................ . . .•.......... Secretary 
rl. I\:. \\0JLL J.\)IS . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . • . . . . . . . . . . 1'reasurer 
E. D. GRIFFIX ..................... .. .. ..................... Critic 
\\". S. POPE .............. ... .... . ................ Srrgca11t-at-Ar111s 


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.\rnold. \!. L. Barrett. :-\. P. nail. ·r. J. Bro"·clcr. \\-_ B. I>ro\\·der. J. C. J:ryant. \\" C. J:r\'ant. S. C. 
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<..:oficld. C. G. 
Cu rtsinger. I. J. 
Cook. \•\/. L. 
c·a111pbcll. B. S. 
C~1npbcll. T. D. 
(·arter. J. 0. 
Cra,,·ford. J. D. 
Curci. :'IL P. 
Cole. G. C. 
Cox. J. C. 
i)onnelh-. fl. L. 
l)arg-a•1. Jr.. 1-.:. S. 
J)c Bogor,._ E. 
Fahey. P. l'\. 

Frank. D. r\ . 
Cray. C. \\". 
(;rahan1 . X. \\'. 
Griffin. £ . B. 
( ;ar,·. E. G. 
Grc:cr. H. I. 
ITartn1ann. C. 

,\ I E\1 HEl~S. 
1larrcll. P. \ -_ 
llc:ith. t\. C. 
1-fouscholdcr. F. X. 
l lolbrook. T. J. 
ll ale. J. \\". 
I lollida\'. R. L. 
Jlickn1an, H. X. 
Jones, \\'. P. 

• 	Jone~. J. G. I( cit h. J . ~. I(C(.'11, ). }-1, 
1'crchi,·illc. J. J. 1' ing-. Ir.. C. D. 
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!'ope. F. \i. Pillot. J. E. 
l'attcr"on. J. n. H.ob:inls. C. \I. ]{ice. Jt JI. Ros~<:r. \1. E. l~ccd. :\. E. Robinson. ]). l<actsch. l'. \\I Scarborough. \\" l). Sheppard . Ir.. J. L. Si111pson. J. P. Scott. 11. E . Skinner. D..\ . Stilh\'cll. JI. \\". Si11gleto11. J. \ ". S111ith. It C. \\"illia1ns. T-T. T..:. \ \'oocl. J. P. 
\,\'il"Oll, \\'. J\. \\'olf. \I. \\'atkins. J. E. 
\\'oodhull. F. 
\'ates. Ir. S. Zinneckcr. L. G. :\C\\'ell. G ... 
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ASHBEL LITERARY SOCIETY. 
OFFICERS. 
FIRST TER)I. I 
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. . . .. ... . .. . . . . ...... . ... . . . . . . .. . .. ... . . . . President I GRACE Hrr.r. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /7 ice-Preside111 E~1 )I.\ GREER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . • • . • . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . S ecrelary \L\RY L.\~IBDl:-1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1'reasurer 
HELEN Kxox } d
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HELEN GARRISON · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ar eus 
SECOND TER~L 
I GRACE P RATIJ ER .... . . . . . . ... . .. . .. . .. . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . Preside1•t E~1 )I.\ GREER . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . • • . . . . • . . . . • . . . . . • . . . . . • (/ ice-President f_E1. \'\l.\ CCENER .......................................... Secretary HELE:-1 G.\RR1sox . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1'reasurer· 
~-11.L\\R·,,CA:.!PBELL } •. .....•.....•......................... . /Varde11s .\ STEP)l.\N 
THIRD TER)l. 
LIL\' (A)JPBELL . . ... . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . .. . .. . . . . . . . . . . Preside111 F.\XNY \\'EST HARRIS ........ . .. ..• .. ................ /l'ice-Preside11t LOUELLA FONDA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Secretary E)rl!,\' 1-IA\'ER IC K ...... • ................................. Treasurer \ ' IRCINli\ RtCE 
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f-TELEN RALEY 
\LE\IBERS. 1-lelen Rale\· ?IIary Lan1bdin :\laucle Hart 
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En1n1a Greer Grace Hill l~loy Prrfeet Louella Fonda Lei \<Vaggener 1\ lice Davis Grace Prather Julia Estill JIrlcn Garrison l'erle I:>enfielcl .11,1 a r .I' I-fart -204­




Lady ;\I acbeth  Portia  
Desdemona  Katherine  Rosalind  
Ophelia  Juliet  Viola  

A STUDY IN SHAKESPEARE'S SOURCES. 

// r rl T<.C"E. J-\ s Prc~cntccl by :he f\ shbel, f.'lay 17. 1904. C.\ ST. \' iola. a ~laid . ... . ...... . .... . ..... . . . . .. ... . .... E)111.Y ~f.\\'ERtCK Lady ~[acBeth ................ . ... . .. ............... j u 1.r.\ ESTILL* 1'.athcrine the ShrC\\' ............... ................. \"tRGINI.\ RICE L)csdc1no11a . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . E)I)I.\ GREER Portia . . . . ... . ................ . ... . ......... F.\N N\' \\'EsT l-l.\RR1s'• J~osalind . .. . . ......................... . ... .... .\:-::-:11~ j oE G.\ROXER Juliet .. .......... ................ .................... GR,\CE HILL ()phclia ........ ................................ .. ~IAHV $TE0l\IA:\* ~substituting for ?vlary l lrard l~lli~ ·)Substituting for Flora Bartholo1nc\v *Substituting for Florence 1\I urdock -205-· 

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1-'harn1an . \ dan1s Edna ..\.11derson J~urtie :\t\\'ell .\I attic :\!!<;tin .\largaret Beadle 
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(laudia Bralun Flora Br0\\'11 :\a1111ic Lea Calchvell 
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Cora Ellis :1Jar1· Fieg-el
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Edna I-Iof,otelter )\ lay } lopkins Isabel T-(e1J1· Elizabeth Perlitz 
.\I artha Peterson \'alcrie RceYes 1\1111ic R11111pel 
.\label S1nith Harriet S111ithcr Shirlierced Streeter Nancy Lee S1va1111 ( ;Jadys 'fingle 

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~tattic Austin 1\nnie Rumpel Edn:a I lof:.tc11cr 
N:i.nnic ~::a Caldwell Cora Jo:ttis ~'fnrthn Peterson Isabel Kelly LUC)' Goodwin ~lary Fiegel 
Valerie Ree"es Burtie A1"·cll Gertie 1-foulahan ~1:lbel Sn1i1h F.dnn 1\ ndcrson (.;l:'ludia Brahm 
~lnr2are1 l~e:tdle Ethel Hibb$ io'lorn llrO"'" 1-larrict $1nithcr Gladys "l'in~lc ~1ny llopkins NanC)' Lee S"·ano 




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0AXIEI, P1,:-:1c1< .. .... ............ ..... ........ ............ Direc/cJr 
F1~.\XK \ ". LA:-< 11 .\.\L . .. . ... ... ....... .. . ........ .... l3usi11ess ilifa11ager 
l)1cK P. \\".\LL..... ....................................... President 
L1.ovn G. Z1x XECKER ...................... ................ Secretar\' 

L. Pierce Bailey Charles G. Cofield 
\\"illian1 C. Bryant . \ sh le,· ?:\. Denton \\". C'an1eron Hanner 
John I. T(erchivillc 1(. C. :\filler 

FIRST 1 EXORS. 
l)ick P. \\"all 
SECOND TE1\0RS. 
JJal Il. l,ogan 
1\hncr :'If. :\fcAfee John TI. :\c"·son1e 
Fl '<ST B.\SSES. 
\\Icslev H. _.\ n1111cr111an 
SFC-Ol'D BASSES. 
Luther E. \\"iden 
QIJ.\l<TETTF. 
\ \". Fells Fort Forrest E. L11111pkin 
Charles l". :\loon.• 
:\!free\ T,. ·roon1bs 
R . . \. Sn1ith 
Senter T,. \\'arr 
l{oh,'rt N. \\'a1kin 
Llo,·d (~. Zinnecker 
Dick ?. \\"all. First Tenor \ \" esley B . . \ n1111cnna11. First Bass :\lfre,1 L. Toon1bs. Second Tenor Chester \\'. Gray. Second Bass 
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Cofield Bailey \Vare Fort Gray Ammerman \Viden Moore R. A. Smith Logan 1lanner McAlee Tooms \Vatkin Zinnikcr Dr. Penick Bryant Denton \Vall 


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DR. H. ]~. fl \XTER . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . .. . .. . . . . . . . . . J)ircc/or DR. E. 1'. Sc11oc11 ............... . ......... ............. .. Prcsidc111 F. E. Lt• )I I'KI x . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . . . . . . .Ifa11agcr 
Dr. I-J. E. Baxter 
J. I-I. Bohlendcr 
R. \\'. Stockard 
Louis .f:lcoby Hcrn1an c;crharclt 
I(. C . .\tiller . \. J. <;C\\'Cll 
A. Hir~ch ]. G. I-fol111on 
S..-\. Glaser 
I:. !(. Tasses 
TI. L. Calhoun 
.\1 1~~1 l:lEH.S. 

l·'rancis Clark ('. E. lnglish 
11. \ 'asquez 
Cl ..\HIO:-.-ETS. 
I\. \ '. Hurgher 
C. (.'. Du ff 
TH()\1BOXES. 
. \. E. <.;cott 
\ 1 El.1.l)PllOX1·.S. 
]. E. (;arcliner \.Vcbstt'r i\lcE.voy 
J. I{. ('aboniss 
1: \lllT<):\°ES. 
'I'. J:. Bolls 
G. C. Cole 
R. :\. \\'atkin 
E. P. Schoch \V. B. Harrell 
I.. T.. Shi('.ld$ ]. 11 . .:\('.\\'SOlllt: 
If. Sutton I~. Y. Bur•g-her 
TUJ\.\S. 
Fl.l'TES. 
(;, ,\ , Blucher 
1'1CCOLO 
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STUDENTS' ASSOCIATION. • 
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EXJ;:Cl"'fI\'£ COi\li\ll'f'fEE. Eu\VARD (R,\1'E. .............. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . President (;, F. \Vo~tACK ..................... . .. . ..... ......... . // ice-Preside11t 
n. L. Gt..\SCOC l<. . . . . . . . • . . • . • . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . srcrctary-Treasurer 

\(',\OE:'ll IC )IE)lHERS. 
L. \\'. Parrish Bob Ed"·ards 
Clarence \\". \\'ell er 

E:-IGl:\EERl:\G  :'llE:'llCERS.  
.J.  E. :\litchell  L. C. H.obertson  
T. B. Clark  
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(;, D. Hnnt J. J. Averitte 
E. J,. \Vilkcrson 
i\Iurray Rau1sey 
J. F. Johnson 
Clint C. Bro\vn 
E. Cope 

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THE CO-OPERATIVE SOCIETY. 
£XTR \CT~ 1'1<0~1 ITS COX!';TITl'TIOX. 
Objccl. • 
·rhe object oi this Society is to supply 111c111bers of the l"ni,•ersitr of ·rexa:< \\'ith books. stationer,-. athletic g-ood:<. and i;i111ilar articles. at· the 
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ill c111bcrs. 
·rhc l'o-C)perati\'e Society of the L"11i\'crsity of 'fexas shall consist of all pcr"ons acti,·ely connected \\'ith the tnain branch of the C ni,·ersil\• of 
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• the Society and pay an cntrancr fee of $1. 
/)ircc/ors. • 
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'l'he l~oard of Directors shall consist oi the President of the University 
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La\\· a;td Engineering: six students of the l'niversity \\·ho 111ust also be 111e111bers of the Society: t\\'O fro111 each of the Depart111ents of J-\rts. La\\• and Engineering. 
'J'hc Board of D irectors shall elect biennially in June a Presiclcut and ·rreasurer of the Society. and shall fix the salaries of these officials. 'l'hese salaries shall not be as laq~c as corresponding services received in ordinary business. Both President and Treast?rer 111ust be 1ne111bers of the staff of 

instruction o f the :\lain L'niversit'" 
Prcsidc11J. 
It shall be the clut~· of the P resident details o f the business. subject only to such ti111c to 1in1e by the Board of D irectors. or l.iniversitv of 'fexas. 
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Treasurer. 
to supervise and 1na11age all the 
rules as 111ay be laid do,vn front 
by the Board of Regents of the 

Tt shall be the clut,· of the Treast:rer to recei\'e all 111011eys paid to the Society. to deposit the san1c in bank. to keep an accurate record of the dai!y cash balances. and to pay such bills as are allo,vcrl by the President. In thl! absence of the President. the ·rreasurer shall serve as President. 
Go11er11ing Co 111Jwi1tee. 
'l'he President. T reasurer. and student n1c111bers of the Board of D irec­tors shall constitute a c;ovcrning Con1111ittee. 
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C. D. R !CF.. . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...........Trcas11rcr 

CLERKS. 
E. \\'. Dav:s. J . .J . . \ 1·erittc. J. G. \Vebb. C. \ -_ \\'oolc1. Jin1 Carclner. 
1{0/\RJ) ()17 DJREC'f ORS. 
\ V. L. Prather . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . E.r-oj'ficio 'I'. \•V. Gregory .. ..... ............... .. .... .fro111 lite Board of Rege11/s
J. 17• Johnson . ......................... ............ .fro111 tltc r ll1111111i 

J. C. To,,·nes .................... .. .. . . .. . . . . . fro111 the La"<(' Fac11fty \ \'. 1'. :\father....................... . ..... .j'ru111 tltc .-lc·adc111ic Fac111!~· 'f. u. '[aylor................... . . .. . . . . .f ro111 tltc E11gi11ccri11g Pac11l(\' Ed Crane }
I). r\. F rank · · · · · · · ........... . . . ...... .f r o111 the• La«• Dcpart111c11t 

L. \\'. Parrish } f I I I · n
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J. \\! . a 10U11 
vV. D. P. \Varren } . . .

J. R. Kagel ................ .fro111 the E11g11;1Ccr111g f)epart111e11t 

Sales, i t\ug11Ft. 1903, to 1 r\ug11st, i904 . .......$14.202.28 
Sales. i Aug11st. 1904. to 1 February, r905........ 13.307. 33 

Total f\ ssets. 1 1\11g11st. 1904... . .. . ... . . . .......$ 7.538.-1-1 

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E)1'.\rRT E . .\lclxx1s........................................ President 
Lrxos.\Y \\". B .\Sf.;ETT.........................•.......•.... Secreto!'_\' 
.\ORl.\X Poo1. ............. . ...... .... ... . ............. ..... StCT,•aro' 
GEo. B. FtXLEY ... •..•....•............•......•.•..•4ssista11t Stc~,·ar<I 

Ech,·ard Crane Jan1es E . .\I itchell Pere,·. C. Bnrnev. Ja1nes F. John~on ,.\lexander De11sse11 Luke C. Robert~on Linclsay 'Ii\/. l~asketl 





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ENGINEERS' ASSOCIATION. 



<>FFICERS. F.\ l ,I. TEJ{)I. \\·1xTEl< TEJ()l. President ...... .. .'\. C. 1\~1s1 .1·:1< Cl. 13. f1N1.EY l 1. l I. LOG.\ N /'icr-Presidcnt . . .. G. B. F1N1.1·:Y :\111111 \\'. I·:. EL.\~l Secretary . . . .. .. . .I·. C. B LIHNr·:v I-1. H. L oG.\N L. T•. S1111(1 n '/'rrosurcr ........ lI. I). 'II E:-."DE\i 11.\1.1. J. E. G.\RD:-."ER :\. R..\l<l.EGE Scrgca11t-at-Ar111s. ·rooM llS :\. C. :\~1s1.1'R (;, B. F1x1.EY 

·rhere ""\" a young 111an na111ed Finh.'' 
\\'hose leg;< \\'ere exceedingly sli1nly I le bough! so1111.: big pants 'J'h<'ir ~ir.c to enhance 
But still they app1'arcd very thi11l_1·. \·\'hen (;, B. 1ve11t to dra\\· the next da,· Fatt.1· Roberl <ou cried out right 211·ay 'I' hose i rousers arcn"t thiue '!'hey ca1ne off 111y line :\o"· get 0111 of 1he111 cn1ickh· I sa«. 
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']'hough he fiercely fought and co1111:11decl 
1'hat to pant"-""·iping he"d ne,·er dc"et·nckci. I le struggled in «:iin .\ nd \\·as fixed just the san1c 
nut 'tis n1y story ended. ( 1\ncl lhc next day it Sno,ved). 
L<>C.\L 11'E:.JS. \Ir. E. C . . H. Bantell has gone on an extended trip to :\c"· ()rlcans. !)rink ··sunny-Ji111·· Cocktails. Freshn1an J. R. Sniith is no\\· eating his nieals off tht· n1antlc piece as 
a result of an u111«isc intrusion into the Sophon1or-: l)ra\\·ing Roon1. S1nall boy to Prof. ·ra_1·lor :-··Please \fistcr do it ag"in. \II. · lilllc Buel didn't sec that last d11111p _1·ou ga1·e the llickey·s at the bollcHn of the hill. Buy Sain ?lfaas· book of poc111~. Just out. Price 1oc. -225­
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L. \\'. PARRISH ....... • ..... • ............................ President 

0. r\. FR.\XK ........ ······························· l'ice-President 

f-T. };:. \\'u.1.1.\~IS ...................... . . ... ............... Secretary \ \'. S. Porr. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1·reas11rer 
C< >~I .\11T ·rEES. 

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B. L. Gla~cock ·r..-\. Keith 

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..Jt shall be the puposc of this . \ ssociation to \vin youn~ \\'On1e11 to Christ. to build then1 up in Christ. and to send the111 forth into the 1vorkl to 1vin others to Christ.., 


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YOUNG MEN'S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION. 
(.11edical Depart111e11t.) 
llNI\lJ~RSJ'l'Y OF TEX.\ S. 
Put on the 1vltok annor of Goel that ye niay be able to stand against the 11·iles of the de1·il.-T~ph. 6 :1 1. 
C)FFJCERS. 
JA)IES J . l'ERRILI. ......................................... President 

B. 0 . \\"oRKS ........................ .................T'ice-Preside11! 

H. E. GRrFF1 x . . . . . . . .. . .. ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Secretary a11d Treasurer 
:\I E'.\£BERS . 
.Allison. Bruce 	Ilcinsohn, X. \V. Phillips, H. F. 
A ronsfelc!, G. I-I. l follis. C. B. 	Po1vell. E. P. 
Boyd. J. \\if. l-lopkins. J. V. H.ayburn, C. E. llranclenburger. !Vlax l-I111·elle. R. I-£. Revnolds. t-\. J. 
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DelaneY, E. E. '.\!ayes. \\". C. 'ferrill. Jan1es J. 
J~ll is. 1'. H. '.\[cl(inney, I-I. C. Vaughan. E. P. 
Flynn. J. G. l\ lerrick. E. Fl. \'Veller, C. B. 
Fortenberry. J. C. '.\[e1vsha1v, '.\I. \\'. \\'illerson, J. E. 
Franklin. J. \\'. '.\foore. s. rl. \ \'infield C. F. 
Gober. Olin N'ash. J. D. \\'itt. Guy F. 
Griffin. H. i;:. Xortl>er. E. C. \\"orks. B. 0. 
I farris. J. P. Oxford. Jerry \\'right, \\-_ S. 

Pa5sn1ore. B. H. 
It is the object of the (."olh:ge Young l\Ien's Christian .\ ssociation to cle1·elop and ~trcn~thcn the spiritual life of the nicn 11•ho con1e under its influence. 
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G. J. Ro&1xsox .................................... •)crg1•a11t-at-.rlr111..· 

OFFICER~ SECOXO TER)J. 
J~\'l~RCTT JOKES .... . ...................................... />resident 

B. F. S)ITTll .. . . . .......... • ....... . . . . .. .... ........ f/ icc-Preside11t 

c. E. s~trTll ... ....... .................................... Secretary 
1\. lvI. JONES . . . . . . . . . . . . . .....•. ....•....• ..•........... 1'reasurer 

J. G. }ONES . .. . .................... . • ............. Scrgca11t-at-An11s 

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THE UNIVERSITY DINING CLUB. 

(.1/rcliral flrpart111c11t.) 
OFl' ICERS. 
OLIN GOBER.... .... •............... . ...... .. .. ...•... .. .. . President 
\·\I. C. D1cK~~Y .... . ...... ........ . .. . . ....... • . ...... / "icc-Presicle11t 

J. \\'. OXFORD •.. .....•..•.••...•..••••.. . ....... S'ccrctary-Trcas11rer 
C..\. \YARREX • • . . . • . • •.••.••.•.......... . ..... Jla11agrr Book Stor•' 

l'Xl•:CUTl\'E CO)f:\llTTEE. 
\\". T. T)a\\·c R. D. Gist 
~lE~lllERSJTIP CO:\lll!ITTEE. 
J. \\". Bo,·d R. E. Cloud er. P. DaY 
J\UlllT INC CO:\l:\UTTEE. 
G. S. Barha111 IL (). l<night 
'71l.t':\DER the "·ise 111a11age111e111 of the officers. and '"ith the hearty co­
~operation of the 111e111bcrs. the Cni,·ersity Di11ing Club has enjoyed 
another sessio11 of great prosperity and success. \\"hen the boys 
returnee\ at the beginning of school dinner "·as ready and "·aiting. 

•u1cl those "·ho "·ere fortunate to belong to the ch•b did not ha,·e to hu:n aronncl to\\·n for a boan'ing pl:ice and at the san1e ti111e run the chance of finding one that "·as not suitable. That the students 11·ho arc not nie111bers have realized the convenience and advantages to be cleri,·ecl frorn the club is v('r.'· plainlv d<'n1onstratcc! by the 1111111ber of applications for 111en1bership '"hich have been received. /\t the opening of "the tcr111 at least fifty 111en \Vere :·efusecl adn1ission on account of 1:111itecl space and acco111111odatio11. 'fhc L:ni,·ersity Book Store. a student enterprise. is op('ratcd in connection 11·ith the Dining Club. 'fhe 111anagcr or Ihis. 11·ho is elected by the 111e1nbers. supplies books and all necessary 111aterial for 11·ork at reduced prices. 
The executi,·c co111n1ittce appoints students to act as "·aitcrs 11·ho thus l'arn their board al the hall. 
There 11·ere those ,rho prophesied a short life for this organization "·hen il first ca111e into cxistt•ncc. Ilo\veve1-. the purpos(' for \\·hich it \\·as inaugurated. to secure !!ood board a! a reasonable price at a place situated near the :'d edical College and Ilospital, has been accon1plishcd. and it \vi!l take nothing less than another stonn to dissolve us. 
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B<>.\RO ()F PUBLICt\'fTOl\. 
ALEXANDER DEt:SSEN •........... ..................... . 1;_di1or-i11-Clzief 
LUKE C. Ro1lERTSON ... ............................./311si11es~· illfa11a.ger 
LucTAN VI/. PA1~R1s1 1 ......... • ... . ... .. .. .. .. . Ass/. Business 111a11ager 
i~D\VARD CRANE .. . .............. . .. • . .. ... . .... . ...... f,ilerary Editor 

Al-~I ,\ Pt~OCTOI< ... i\l.\RY STEl))I.\N .. l IELEN G.\l~RISON . 
........ .................... ............4ssociales 

1\ 1.Ex Por E ..... . L YXX B. )fll. \\I Jonx R. S\\·Exsox 
E D. (O\\"AX Coxxo1c ..... ................ ................ . A ri Edi/or 
F .\:>INY \\'EST 1-l.\Rl<IS .. . 
() RI.ANDO L. S1~1 s...... 

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R. D. G1sT................... .... Editor-i11-C"hief, 1
1/rdical Depart111e11t 
()sCAR I-1. Ju o1<1Ns ...... ........ Business Manager, ilfcdica/ Dcpa.rt1ne11t 

S. F-L :\IOORE... ...... •....A sst. B·usiness 1t la11a.ger. il1cdical Depart111e11t 
II. P. ! ON ES } ... . .. . . ..... .............. . ......... . Associate Editors 

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THE MAGAZINE. 

JOEL l~. \\'.\TSOX ............. . .•........ . ............. Editor-in-Chief 
C1,\'DI': \ \.Al.TOX Hl LL....................•....-l.~sis/011/ Ed ilor-in-(.:Jiief 
:\l.\Y J .\R\'lS........................................Exchange 11dilor 

.\SSOCI.\ l'E EDITOllS. 
l,cl \ \' aggener E111111a Greer Eleanor Brackenridge \ lo,!. (;ill Sha'v \;eorge \\'.Gray Luther ?\ickels 
Dox Ro1i1 xsox. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . B11siness ill011ager 
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.-\SSOCl,\TE  El1ITORS.  
~Iiss Grace 11 ill. 1'1iss f\ hna Proctor. Ed. Crane.  (). L. Sinis.  11 ugh Lothrop. John 1'01vncs. J. P. Si111pson.  

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{ ;, i\f. DEc11 Ellll ........ ... ... • .. . . . .. . ...............J:ditor-i11-Chicf 
.J. J. CoLLlElL .......................................Associate Editor 
.\. J. l='oPE ........................................U11si11css Jlanagcr 

B. (). \\.ORKS..................... ..... ... 	... .••/sst. 811si11rss .\fanager 

Cl..\SS F.OITORS. 
.I. C. Darracott. ·o• . . .\Ic<licinc. 	£,·erctl Jones. 'oS. .\lcdicine. " S I' . I>1
It D. Gist. 'o6. .\lcdicinl'. 	''· . . .rucc. 05. .1ar111acy. 
11. 	(). l(night. '07 . .\lc<licinc . F . .\I. (.'ox. 'o6. Phannacy. .\Iiss I'. f_. :\ol>lc. ·05 . .:\ urFing. 
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CLINTON G. BR011• N . . . . . . • . . . . . • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /~resident BEN ROBERTSON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . S11pcr11isory Chair111an FRED I<:. Frs11 ER . •..•.......... . . ....... Chain11a11, Finance Co111111illee llEXRY T. F1.1rrc11ER .........•..•... . Chair111a11, Rrcrption Co111J11iffee \\.ILL P. BR.\DY ................... ... Chair111a11, i1l'i'itatio11 Co111111ittec \\"11.Bc;R:-.-:\lc(.\RTY ...•................ c·1iain11a11 ..·ll111111;i Co111111iffee LOUIS J.\COllY ....................... Chain11a11, f)ccoralion c·o111111ittec DrcK 0. TERREi.i•..............•... . ... Chair111a11, l'rogra111 Co111111illc.! \VILLIA~I B. B1.0CKEf~ ....... . .. . . .. ....... c-1iain11a11. Floor Co1n111i1tec \11' ALTER E. GIESE:>: ....•.... • ... . .. Chainnan, / /rra11gr111e11t c·o.,,u11·itte11 
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FINAL BALL . 

.\/c·dica/ Dcpart111e11f.· 
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G. 'f. H \LL ....... ............•... .... Chain11a11. 1:i11a11ce Co111111i1tee 

B. F. s~tlT!I ...................... Chair111a11. :/rra11gc111£'1,/ Co111111ilt£'C 
BAILEY PHELPS ................. c·1tair111an, E11tcrtai11111c11/ Co111111iltee 

C. B. \\-ELLER ...................... . . Cltain11a11, Rcccptio11 Co111111illce 
LrsTox ............. ...... ............... ( 'hair111a11, Floor Co111111i1tce 

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H.. G. 'vV ATSON • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . . . • . . • . . . . ......... ..Ca.ptai11 
Jos. C. l(ERBEY, JR........... ........... ................ .. 11'fa11ager 
R .\LPH Jo'. I r1·Tc111NSON.. ... • . . . . . . ••... ....•. •........ ... . c·oacli 

Grover Jones ........ .. . \V. D. Scarborough ... . C H.Parrish ...... ......... 
B. L. Glascock .. ........ .. 

N. J. i'\Iarshnll ........... 

D. Prendergast........... \Vm. Blocker 
F. \Voodhull ........ . 

G. C. Kindley . Neil ~lasterson.. 
R. G. \\latsnn ... ...... . \Vm. Francis ......... . Don. Robinson.. ......... . 
V. Hendrickson .......... . \V. O. Householder .... . 
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llouston, Texos. Abilene, Tc.xos. Joy, T exas. l!:lgin, T exas. Bonham, Texas. \\laco, Texas. San Antonio, Texas . San Antonio, Texos. Graham, Texas. 
JI ousto11, 1..cx:ts. 
\Vaxabachie, ·rexas. 
Denton, Texas. 
Indianapolis, Incl. 
Redlands, Cal. 
Byers, T exas. 

LlS'I' OF GA:\IES. 

Oct.  8  \t .\ ustin .. . . . . ... . ...... l'exas \"$.  ·r. C. l·.............4o-<)  
Oct.  rs /\ t 1\ustin . ............... 'fexas YS. 'frinily  .....  . . . . .. .24-0  
Oct.  21 At f\ nstin . . . . ....... . .... ·rexas  vs. J laskell  .. ... ..... . . 0-4  
Oct.  29 At St. Louis . .. ..... . .... 'fexas vs. \Vashini?ton  . . .. . . . . 23--0  
N ov.  5 1\ 1 Chicago  . ... . . .. .... . . 'f exas  vs. Chicago  ......  . .. . . o-68  
Xov.  16 1\t f\u~tin .. ............. 'fexas v~. O kl:iho111a  . . . ... . . . 40­ 11)  

Xo\·. 19 1\ t .\ ustin .. .. . ......... 'fexas v$. Baylor ..... ... ..... 58-0 
XoY. 24 1\t Austin ................ Texas YS. . A.. :\I. .............34--6 

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Cl.AREXCE \\'. \VELLER ...••. ............•.• ..•...•......•.•. Ca.ptaiu 

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R.\l.1'11 l711,1.01NC l-l uTC111NSON ....... ........ ....... .....•.... Coach 

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\\'. H. Francis . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . ... . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Calchcr J. R. ecasley and X. D. Shanel. ...... .. . .. . . .................. l~itchcrs I\:. :\I. Thrasher .................... . .. . . .... . . .......... l;irst Base 
R. J. Bea ley. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Second Base Frank \". La11ha111 ........................................ Third Base Chester I-I. Terrell .. .................. .................. .Short Stop ,\. D. Robertson . .. . ...... . . ........ .. . .. ... .. . ... . .... . . Left Fie!·{ 
R. J. Echvarcls ......... .................... ........ .... ("c•utcr Field 

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BASE BALL RECORD. 

'l'exas vs. Cleveland (.\n1crican League) ......................... 1-6 
1'exas vs. D. & J). Institute ......................... ............5-.i 
·rexas \"S. r\. & ;\I. College ... ...................................8-.i 
·rexas ,·s . . \rkansas ............................... ............ 11-0 
·rexas ,·s. St. Echvard's College ................................. .7-7 
·rexas ,·s. St. Echvard's College ......... .. .......................+-3 
1'exas ,·s. St. Ecl\\·ard's ('ollege .. ............... ............ ....3-.1 

·rcxas ,·s. San  .-\n1onio League  ......  ...........  .. ...............7--1  
'fexas ,·s. San _;.\ntonio League  .................................. 2-.+  
'fexas vs. San  '"\ntonio League  . ................................  .2-6  
Texas ,-s. San :.\ntonio  Lt•ague  .... . ..... .. ...........  . . .. . .....  .3-5  
'l'exas \'S.  St. Echvard's College  ......  . ........  ..... . ............  .5- r  

'L'exas vs. Georgeto\vn ... ....... . .... . ... . .... .. .... .. ....... . . 9-0 
·rcxas vs. Jasper College .......................................9-r 
·rexas ,-s. Tulane ( l'\e\v ( )rleans) .............................. 11-: 
1'exas v<:. 1.\ laban1a (Tu$caloo$a) ................................7-0 
·rexas ,·s. Alaba111a ( 1'uscaloosa) ...............................3-6 
·rexas ,·s. . ..\laban1a (Tu<:caloosa) ..... ...........................3-2 
1'exas ,·s ....\rkansas ( Fa~·ettc,·ille ) ............. ..................6-:; 
'fexas ,·s. t\rkansas ( Faye11c,·ille) ............. .... ............. .0-5 
·rcxas \'S. Drury College (Springfield. \lo.) ............ .......... 11-; 
1'exas vs. ·rrinity College ( \\'axahachie. Texas) ...... ...... ........6-3 
·rcxas ,·s. t\dd Rann ( \ \' aco. ·rcxas) ....... .....................2-.+ 
'fexas vs. Baylor (\\Taco. 'l'cxai;) ................ ................ 5-2 
·rexas vs. S. \V. \V. (C;corgctown) ... ........................ ...O-.+ 
1'exas \"S. Tulane ( 1\ustin. 'l'exas ............................... 1.i-r 
·rcxas ,·s. Tulane (.\ustin, 'l'cxas) ............... ...............:;-.+ 
·rexas \"S. St. Echvard's College . . . ........................... .. 5-1 
'fexas ,-s. St. Ed,,·arcl's College ................................. 1-~ 

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:! Xolan. \'art<lf.•rbllt :-: Green. Soutbv.·~t\ter11. 

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2 Jone•. U. of T 2 Jo11es. U. of ·r. 
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2 Blake, \'nndc1'bllt. .2 Shelton. u. of 1'. 
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2 ~olnn. Van<lorl,llt .... 2 I lanner. A. & )l. 
:l Mayfield. Southw~•torn :{ ~lnyflcld, South,v<1~t(•1•1\. 
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St. Broad jump 	llnys , 10 7 
Shot. 16 lb• ~tarsl1all, ~ to ~ln,..hall. ll. of T. U 10 t :\l:tNihall, L'. of T . ;?;, II 1-2. 
2 Parri::;l1, U. of T 2 Parri::;b, t.:. of T. 
:~ Blake. \'a11dcrb11t :; Rc11Ja111i11, A. & ~t. 

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:l )tar,ball, U. of 'I' . 

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3 Bla ke. \ln1Hle1·blll :~ Pnrrisl1, U. of ·r. 
Pole ,·nult .F.lnm, 10 ~ 1 Elam. U. of 1'. 10 I l Elam, U. of 'I'. 10 I. 
2 Panter1l1u('lll :? Pnnter111uehl, U. or ·r . 
a Blake. Vanderbilt :i Glass. A. & ~I. 
m }'3rd dasll ..Jones. 23l·l'> t Jones. L". of 1·. 23 1..5 1 Onrll11g. Okin. :?:·: 1..r,. 
2 80\\·en. U. of T .2 Jones. U. of T. 
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RECORD OF TRACK TEAM, 1903.  
First place 111  So11tl111·ester11  Cha111pionship.  
First place in  Southern  Cha111pionship.  
~I EO.ILS  \VON.  
\Vinner.  Gold.  Silver.  Bronze.  Points.  
Bo11•c11  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..  2  12  
Cox  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  o  0  ~ .)  
l~obinson  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  t  0  8  
~larshall  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .... .  0  8  
Parrish  (Capt. )  . ........  . .. . . .... .  0  8  
:\ll'Cr.  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  0  0  I  
Pantern1uehl  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  o  2  0  6  
Blocker  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  o  0  T  
Jones.  G. . . . .......... .. .. ........ ·  r  0  s  
El<t11 1  . . . . . . . . . . • . . . . . •  . . .  . . . . . . . .  2  0  0  I O  
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Contentrnent or IIappincss G. !?ochs Goldsch111 id/ The Under Dog Lynn Boyd 1llila11t 11odern ~laxi1ns . 1llfaurice 1'Voif vVhen Apologies \Vere Superfluous Lynn Boyd 11!lila11t Ballade of an Old 1'in1e Student / llex Pope 1'he Roosters . J1111i11s A Chapter of Chapters . Attila The Rin1e of an Ugly Ilobo Percival 1'Iy Vision . Otra11lo Such Stuff as Drea1ns J\re ~lade On Alex Pop e J\ Ballade of \'e '\'arsitic Junius Lays Fro1n a Layman's J,yre • Junius Crosses G. Roe/ts Goldsch111idt Lost Kisses . Otranlo '!'he Carol of the Cavalier .Attila Like Another Helen . Lynn B oyd 1l'1ila111 'fhese Co-eds' vVays l'ercival The Clothe~ of Knight Attila Rule Britannia 1/ irginia llicc Sea Breezes Percival Blurs and Splashes Attila 
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CONTENTMENT OR HAPPINESS 

B\. (;. R<>CllS ( ;()LDSCl!.\lllYI'. 
ll/11.~lrall'cl by 
"()-o-oh... pityingly fro111 Rita. "to think they should ne,·er belon<Y
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to one another! but there \\'a$ a con­solation in giving and receiving so1ne clear token at a stated interval. don't l'OU think?"
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J in1 s111iled his rare S\\'Ccl s111ile as he looked tenderly on the hronzy brO\\'n hcad­
1' he,· had been reading ...Fiie Prisoner of Zenda" under the 111ost venerable of trees. Rita's pink pina­fore "·as o,·erflo\\·ing \\'ith the g reat iinported red-checked apples ior which her grandfathe1"s orchard \Vas so fained. and the \vhile .J i111 annihi­lated a Bor:dor[er, Rita l'l'ad aloud : and \\'hile Ji111 read. Rita thoughtfully 1nunchccl '"ith pensi,·ely tilted head. 
()ne could ha,·e guessed that Rita. 
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despite ponderou!:' braid. pink pina­fore and a 1nost childlike :-in1plicity of den1eanor. "·as nineteen ,·cars old and had passed exa1ninat ions ;tcln1 illing­her to Cornell. and that the ~'C>ulh bc­~ide her. in a very 1nuchh· rn111pled blue linen suit. \vas ;i Junior o f that institution. ho1ne on his holiday. 
Lucien lle11clcrso11. 
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\\·as certainlv not O\·erconscicntious­ness. rendered thick \\'it h the sn1okc of his huge pipl'. thi~ tenderness had its beginning. ·ro .f i111. "·ho had con­stituted hin1self the teacher's head as­sistant. she \\'Oulcl con1e and say her lesson. leaning confidingly on his shoulder. Every evening she \\'Ould ride ho111e behind hin1 on his horse. picking his pockets. 11s11ally full of nuts. dainties fron1 the g rocery store. or perhaps chert \\'Ot1lcl e,·en be a gayly-colored picturl.' or a rag doll hidden a\\·ay for Ji111's lit1le pet. E,·ery since those country .chool day;<. ]i111 and Rita had lo,·ed each other cle,·otedly. at first "·ith the Jo,·e of children but very soon \\'ith the (o,·e of 111a11 and niaicl. \'cry bitter "·as the parting. \Vhtn Ji111. at the age of t\\·ent ,._threc had saved enough fro111 a patch nf Janel he had fanned 



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for his o"·n special profit. to vi::it the L:nivcrsity. and great \Vas the joy \vhcn after hvo ,·ears he ca111c hon1c to s11n1111cr and brought \vit h hi111 a consun1ptive LI~. D.. "·ho proved '"ill­ing to coach H.ita. so that she. too. 111ight belong to that "'01Hlcrf11l Re­public of Intellects. about "·hich Jiln had been \\Titing her in frequent and substantial n1issi,·cs. 
.·\hnost e\·er,. · C\·ening' after lessons and \\•hile the deepening (\\·ilight still ~ho"·ed the printed page. the~· \vould co111e to this tree to read "froth" and a ftcr,vards t•> talk and plan. ·rhis s11n1n1cr had been a 1natc to the last. 
She took the book fro1n Ji111's hand and reread l•arts in silence. then sud­c:c:1ly gazin~ up. trcn1ulo11sly. "Ji111. if you and l should be parted by cir­c11n1stances. let us. too. send each other son1e token ... 
"Xothing dare sever us." replied Jin1. placing his anns about her neck and kissing the saddened little face. 
"I feel prophetic. Ji1n ! 1\nd rather that '"<'should 111arry to live in abject, 1niscrahlc poverty. let us separate and keep our lo,·e untarnished." 
"\'011 are right. Rita! I could not bca r to pu11 you do\rn day by day \vith "·eight,· carcs-bcner to lose
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sight of each other forc,·cr ! Sonic \VOtilcl call such scntin1cnts sordid. but \\'e kno,,· better. there can be no love in a cottage ,,·here \\Tinkled care serves salt and potatoes: and rather than that our love shou Id beco1ne hideous. shrivel up and dil•-let us put it a\\·ay 1n a leaden casket. \vhere. though ,,.c arc not able to touch it. '"e 111a.,· gaze' al it ahvaYs thru' the tinv glass "·indO\\'." 
"\;\,·e think s11 nn1ch alike. Jin1n1ie ! Do ,·011 ren1c1nbcr ho\\· \VC laughed at "fhackera,-'s little conceit-If a n1an
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"·ere offered ,,·cahh. a beautiful. true and intelligent '"ife. happy healthy childrcn-in short. don1cstic bliss and no busine:<s or other cares. and in ex­change for all this need only pron1ise ne,·er to "·alk a step \vithout three long pointed nail:-in his shoes. he \VOtild not close the bargain. '!'here's 
niuch  truth  i11  it- too  n111ch.  Our  
bodies  scc1n  111illstones  about  our  
spiritual  neck~­..  

"'If our spirits have that isth11111s bet,,·een head and r11111p."' added Ji1n ,,·ickedly. "':\o rt·ally. let us pron1ise to send each other a rose on a special da,. to sho" · \VC :<till re1nc111ber-·· 
.. \,\.hat cla,· :<hall it be?" ·-'rhe da1· you ~avecl 1ny life last year-J unc 20:· and she rose to her knees fron1 her "itting posture and fer,·ently kissed the great purple scar on his forehead. over the right te111­ple. He had saved her fron1 being gored b,· a ferocious bull at the risk of his life-after a ~cenc too terribly hide­ous for recollection. and the kissing
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"Let us rather think of this fall \vh..:n \\·e :<hall be together studying­

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as 111 olden-days! Sntile again. Sarita:· 
·· 1"111 thinking of the Princess:· 
.. \'cs. 1ve 1vill send each other a token. love. if that fut11rc 1vhich no1v 
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turn  it  into  a  leer.  Conic.  I  111ust  
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·rhcrc 11·as a 11101ncntary chirping as of kisses exchanged and then 
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;;ill'ncc sa1·e for the 111onstcr oak. shaking his lea1·es 111 the bahny eve­ning breeze. 
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I le had never realized 1vhat a q11een she 1vas until he sa11· her in that pale green robe. her rose-i1·ory !'houlders bare and her piquant saucy little face sunnounted by an aureole of glitter­ing• rust-red hair. 'fhis 11·as the Frc:-h111an dance-her debut! she had refused to go. but Ii111 had insisted. 
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so she accepted the yo1111g-(;reek l'rofessor·s highly co111pli111entary in­vitation. He. Ji111. 11·as a passive spectator in the gallery. and 1vas 1vedgecl bet11·cen a i<to11t lady and 11·hat 11·as c1·idcntly her son-in-la11-. 
'!'here ! she 11·as chatting to a group -they stoop about her three deep and the 11un1bers 11·ere e1·er increasing-. 
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J i111 s111iled that rare s11·cct sn1ile. ·rh<>y belo1v 11·ere probably 11·onclcring ho11· such a brilliant butterlly had es­caped notice heretofore !-si111ply be­cause this san1e btllterAy 1vith societ 1· 1vings den1urely folded. fluttered by his side in long ran1blcs thru· un fre­quent('<) 11•ays: because in the evening she studied or entertained a rugged youth 11·ith a great purple scar 01·cr his right tcn1plc. in the overloaded 1nusty little parlor of her boarding house. ?\011• ! the 1nusic began and she danced 1vith :\lcCarthy. the Prof. Ho11· 11·cll she did it-to the n1anne!· born ! 
..Those girls had niadc a great s11·cll 011t of her-there 11·as no do11bt of it-but they couldn"t alienate her fro111 hi111. .\nd after ail. it 11·as he 11·ho had decided the length of her train and the color o f her go11·n. 
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C11rio11s. ho1v liberal her grandfather had been of late. he 1vas speculating. Jirn kne11-. 11011· like Rita. to buy 11·ith her first s11rplus 111oncy, that in­accessible set of la 11· to1ncs for her Jin1. 
She had cli~appcarcd ! 'fhc elegant hall seen1ed a trite place and Ji111 ahnost fro11·ne<I. '!'here 11·as a light
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touch on his !"ho11lder. a happy laugh and Rita and :\lcCarthy stood behind hirn. 
"You n1ay go 1·· she said to 11 lcCar­tl11-. ..co111e for nie after the next t11·0 dances. I ha1·c the~c 11·i1h-·· a .graceful 11·a1·e to11·ard .Iin1. 11·ho had risen to grf.'Ct his frif.'nd. 
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calculation for his stoop. bc.'nt do\vn, ostensibly to regain the f11g iti\'C. but rcalh· to br11sh his hair and forehead \vi1h her iips. Ile held the bit of lace in his hand. but thcv gazed unuttera­
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bly deep into each others eyes before it \\•as reclai1ned by the O\vner. 
'l'hat \\'as to be their last 11101ncnt of untroubled bliss. \\"hen Rita sa\v Jin1 the next da\·. . his face \\·as clra1\·n
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and ashen. She took his hand. ..nc br;:11·c ! tell. \\·hat is it ? .. 
··I 11111st lea,·c school. S11c.:h a drcatlful cu111ula1ion of 1nis~·orllnu.>s at hon1c. Sister l~ctty. tho· recover­ed f ro111 t.rphoicl. leavcs her hed a hopeless e1nbecile. .\ly 111othl•1..s eyes li;11·c gone out co1nplctcly-they necc! till' at ho1ne and they '"ill 11ccd 111c i orc~·cr! good-bye Rita. n1y goddess. forg1\·e n1~-c~ying like a baby. but its ~oocl-byc forever niy little girl ! I I e pressed her close for a long-Iin1e. hl•e,IJess of open doors and prying housc111ates-then. \\·ith a ,;ob 1hat shook hin1 bodih-. he kis~ccl ht•r pas­sionateh· and 1vas gone. 
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It \\·as at the end of Rita":< sopho­n1ore \·car \\·hen the cra>'h tinallr c:an1c. ()ne of the •greatest s\1•incllcs on record had left her (;ranclfathc1..s na1nt· dishonored. unle:-s he could co\·t·r his liabilities \1·i1hin a gi\·en elate. a11d that but too clos" at hand. 
.\lcCarthy \1·a::; rich. ~lcCarthy"s habit o f proposing-had bcco1ne chronic. .\lcCarthy \\·ould help her g rand father if she \\'Oulcl 111arry hini. 
\"es. she "·ould tell hin1 that her grandpan::nt,· pt"Cs,·nt :'ituation great­ly influenced her, but ,-he really liked and respected .\IcCarthy in1n1ensely­he \\·as strong. handson1e. elever­a11d rich. 
..Jin1. niy boy. it 1nust be, it 111ust be !.. :;he \\·hisperecl. ..you sec. Jin1. its the only \\·ay:· '!"his apologetic­ally tO\\·arcls his picture. 
.\nd the next titlll' \\'hen .\lcCartll\· \\·ho had half clespaired of C\'Cr being taken seriously. proposed ag::in. to his g reat and joyful s11rprise, he \\·as accepteel. 
::>he 1nade an ideal Professor·s \\·ife -and \\·as uni\·ersally adored. .\1­\\·ays cheerful. anin1ating-. loving and helpful. .\lcCarth~ si111piy \\'Orshiped her. f-ler cxqui:'ite nature lay as an open book before hi111. and in it he read a text hun1an-di\·ine. set to c\clicious 111usic. Such hea\·enh· sin1­plicit\·-\'et thert· 11111st be depths to ever\· 1\·0111a1i. Strang-c ! every year, about the 20th of June. ?vlrs. iVlc­c:arthy \\'01ild n:cl'i\"l' a lengthy and carefully-packed hnx . \1·hich \1·as iound 10 contain 1n.-rcly an exquisite rose. perfect in fonn and color and S\\·eeth· fragrant. She ne,·er ex­
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The devil cries Because he strains .\ point and tries 
To knock the brains 
()ut of a hc>ad 
In '"hich "tis said 

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L:nder the branchc' of towering tree>. Stirred by the >Oft-blowing. bahn-brcath­i11g 1>rcczc. A lo,·er pour$ forth his a1noro11s picas. For hc"s only a fool. that"s all.  
Under the e:ivcs dropping low laughing 1Ca \1C$, A fair lady hear> hin1. and hearing be­lieve>. And in her bclic,·ing her hean·s heart dc­ • 
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L"ndcr the >ubtlc, n1ystcrio11s spell Of far di:-1ant 1nusic"s tide-like ebb and swell, Another has shone what she now knows too well, That 'he", only a fool, 1hat"s all.  
l:nder the >PUllcring arc light's glare. A drunkard has reeled and fallen there. And his eye' 'cc naught with their un­winking stare. For hc"s only a fool. that·s all.  
L'ENVOJ.  
The story we read and laughing pa's by, Though it", hardly quite fair their fate to decry, For what they have done so would you or I, For wc"re c1·cry one fools. that"> :di.  
So pray desist F ron1 knocking on The frontal bone ()r \\'i11te1..$ clon1e : l tell vou that  
llcncath his hat  
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It is a \vise father \vho has a boy in college and knO\\'S \Vhat he i~ doing. 
lionest\· is the best policy-if vou can't lie out of it. 
f\s the tree is inclined, so the t 1vigs suffer. \ly father received 11111ch \\•hipping \vhen a boy : iny. but he ab­sorbed a disagreeable habit. 
O ne liule boy can lead a big 111an to drink. but 888 larger inen couldn't 111ake hin1 set 'e111 up. 
Possession is 19 points o f the la1\' -if a father ii-possessed of all girls. equity \rill aid hin1. 
l'o ha\•e been. and then lose out­that is a sickness. 
Early to becl, early to rise-n1y. but the fun vou iniss. 
l \vould rather be a little co1nn1011 yellO\\' dog \1•ith a big bright collar than a big fine hound \\·ith a li11lc piece of leather around his ncck­this is no choke. 
Little sn1acks of \\·hisky. little schoon­ers o f beer, \ lake a 111an feel jolly fron1 ear lo car. 
()ne touch of poor kin inakes n1any pious incn \\'Ordly. Look \\·ell for the bell CO\\·-the beef­ers n1ake lots o f noise. 
Football is a good gan1e to pla~·-in \'OU r 111i11cl. 
.'\eedles and Pins . .'\eedles and Pins, \\'hen I aet stuck the drinkina 
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"In the l:cg-inning. the ,..ororny "as created and can1t· into Being: but ,·crily there 11·as no abiding place for the sororit ,. and it \\'a;; ho1ncless. 'i'hl'n. therefore. \\'as crL'atcd the \'Vorld, and the pink-tea and ihe cookie-shine ... 
l?c~·iscd 1·crsio11. (accorcliug "·ith ideas cherished a111ong sonic Sister c;rccks.) 

:\ pocket eelit ion 
Dound iu calf 
\\'ith a cap for a co,·cr. 
r\ ncl a ·weed' for a staff: 
() IjLtlc ·ron1111,· Cobbs 
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iulle J'lyghtc. In saclcle . \ lan1111 and n1ost grie,·ous • F r,·g-htc. 
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.\ nd 'l'hyrslcth pantyngc for hys Frcsh111an11c gore. 
l1ec. nuckle fryglncncd Babe. doth \\'ecp fulle sore. _.,\nd shcddeth ·rl'ucler 1·eares. 

I-la! J"ia ! Jla! .\ joke!! By jinks ! ! l 'fhis is a joke inclcccl ! 
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H\. LY:\:\ HC)\.D :\IIL.-\:\1. 
lll11slralc<I b\' L11cir11 rlc11dcr.~011. 
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RC )():\! in the Ep,,ilon Rhc• Chapte:· house "·as hluc "·ith tobacco s111oke and bad lan­g11agt-. (;rant'" pipe. aided and abct­tt•d b,· Crant. of course. \\'as rt·~pon,.i­blc for the fonner. Jnciclcntally. the latter. for if there ,,·a,: onl' thing on the foot-stool that :\lachia,·elli abo1ni­natc.:d. it ,,·as the fun1cs of nicntilll'. (;rant ,,·as a big:. sturch·. ,,·hol~o111e 
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looking fcllo\\·. as nice a chap a" one would "ish to n1ect. :\lachia,·clli. or :\lac. as he ,,·as fan1iliarl~ kno\\·n. \Vas a verbose. profane. and aho­gt•thcr villainous old scoundrc·I of a 
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\Vorel or \vords of that particu la r I·:psilon Rho. \\'hy parrots should take ~uch pains lo learn senti111cnt:> n1orc po"·eriul than t•lt·~ant is a ques­tion ior naturalists to an;;,,·er. 'fhat the,· ha 1·c such a tendt•nc\' is an as­
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\\ .hilc :\lac hl'l<I forth in all the gorgeous diction oi his fi,·e languages and nine dialect~. (;rant sat thinking. thinking dcepl~ . I It had just been iorc.-:d to ackno\\ k·dg-t· to hi111seli that he ,,·as deep!~. ?ni,.t·rabl~. and hopc­le!'sh· in Jo,·c ,,·ith :\I i~s c·arr. the ne\V l(appa Chi. \\.hilt· there arc son1e other adYerb~. I :'11ppose. equally e;-;­pressi,·e. these '"ill suffice. But the one that had 1110,·ecl hiin to such pro­found and gloon1y cogitation ,,·as the dread polysyllable ··hopelessly:· 
. \ s usual there \Vas ..another·· 111an. 
I l is  na111c  ,,·as  La \\Tt'nCc'.  a  fine  fel­ 
10,,·.  good  to  look  upon.  111odera1eh·  
rich.  and  a  n1t·1nbcr  oi  ·rheta  Chi.  

Epsilon Rho·s particular ri,·al and li fc-long' foe. 
:\I iss Carr \\·as a Frl'slunan girl and (in spite of it) as channing as a s11111­111cr landscape ancl as interesting a!' 


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'\· arsity opened. she had been rushed beauty:· l<aicl he. and joyfully :\lac strenuously by 'fhctas and Epsilons laid hold of the 111uch scarred perch alike. and fierce had been the fight for \vith his iron beak and skinned favor. Ho,vever the i~s11e had ap­several cats in gleeful anticipation. parently been decided. .\II ·\'arsity l~ight here and there ()rant knocked in the corridors that 1norning had the final thorn fro111 his bed of roses 

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seen on her "·aist 1101 the golden cross 
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of Epsilon but the Oan1boyant sci111i­On the stroke of the half hour.

tar of Theta 01i. •\nd a her her ap­Grant sallied forth. :\IachiaYelli 
pearance at the theatre the night be­perched 1najestically on his shoulder,fore acco111panied by La\\Ten cc. this "·ith his chest expanded gloriously \vas highly significant. \\.hereforc 
and the sunlight glinting and glea111­(;rant 'vas \veil bogged in the Slough 
ing 011 the hurni~hcd green of his of I)espond along \vith a pipe that 
feathers. He fo1111c1 her \Vaiting and \vouldn·t clra\\' and \vith the sulphur­
tlushed \Vith "·elcon1e in the rnidst of ous extra\'agances of a godless bird a group of her "frat-sisters:· \\.hile ringing in his ears. salutations \\·ere being exchanged. 
He thre\\· the disappointing pipe :\lac sur,·eyed the group \\'ith intense aside and glanced at his "·atch. It clisapproYal. :\Ic:n "·ere 111ore to his
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head criticalh· cocked 011 one shoul-··o. ,·ou beaut,, · !" exclai1ned :\Iiss
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der. the parrot silently "·atched his Carpenter. the e,·er cffusi,·e. stretch­111a$ter \\Testle "·ith hi~ tic. Then he ing forth a reluctant hand. flapped his "·ings ancl st rutied nia­~ 1'he "beauty" declined the bland­jestically up and do\\·n his perch. ishn1ent "·ith a Yicious snap of his 
··To hell "·ith the 'rheta Chis." he beak. rc111arkec1 genially. Crant 's chuckle "Shantpoo ?" he inquired irrele­hroaclcnecl into a laugh. vanth·. 'fhc l(appa Chis tittered 
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audibly: \fiss c·arpt'lltt'r. to use a slang expression. ..backt•d up .. and Grant turned a 111ost unco111 fort able reel. 
..Splenclicl 11•cather. .\Ir. Crant. .. 
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aided \Liss Loring politely. nollc1ng his confusion and tactfully striving to di1·ert the channels of con1·crsation. 
..Ho11··ll y·havc it. 11·ctt·crdr1· ?.. brightly responded \lachial'clli. 
\Iiss Loring subsided forth11·ith and the titter gre11· less subdued. (~rant savagely t1vcakcd \ lac":;; tail and the injured one tnrncd and pinch­ed his niaster·s car ti ll it tingled again. rlo11·ever a11111scd the girls 111ust have been. they took pity on (;rant like the ge11tle11·0111e11 1he1· 11·erc
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had quite subdued the bachelor bird and he 1vas discreetly ntute. 
Grant felt constrained also ( for different reasons. ho11-crcr) and \ liss Carr found hin1 a very silent co111­panion. 'fhe third party brightened up considerably a ftcr the Kappa Chis 11·crc left behind and sct'1ned fatalh· bent on niixing-in 11·ith the rather 
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feeling of gloon1. <1bo11t all (;rant could do 1vas to glare savag-cly at the unoffending pin glca1ni11g a1vay so coltlly and so in1pudentl~· abo1·e the boso111 that hcavtd and tossed under the billo1Ying ~ilk as \I iss Carr laugh­ed and challcd her gayest and strove to drown the occasional and vitriolic con1n1ent~ of .\lachiavclli . 
The grand finale can1e at last. 'rhe trio had rounded a corner sharply into the 111idst of a flock of geese that scattered 111 all directions. honk­ing their extre111e displeasure at be­ing so rudely disturbed. \lac in1­111ediatcly 11·axed excited and Aappcd his 11·ing-s' . 
··Dan1n the Frcsh111en !,. he shriek­ed in high dudgeon. 
\!iss Carr flushed. 1\s T have said. she 11·as a Fresh111a11. l n an agony of contrition. (;rant pulled the offcnd­er·s tail in good hcartv earnest.
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Belia!  in asto11ishn1cnt.  
..Ifs  110 use!..  apologized  Grant.  

..lie sin1pl~· 11·on 't be still: I should not ha1·e brought hin1 along a11y11·a)-. but l thought hc·d be decent. at least. 
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fro111 the Ep$ilo11s ?.. Carr se1·ereh·. though
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curious litt lc catch in to tears-or laughter.
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.. I\·c never heard hin1 bcfo­··.\k c;a11-cl !.. corroborated \[ac 11·ith unctious piety. 
..() out of 111y sight. you old pest!.. in1paticntly cxclai111ed the n1aster as he tossed his pct rather roughly on a branch of a roadside tree. ··Let'i; re~t here a1rhile. ·You're tired. I kno1v, 
queried i\lliss there 1vas a her 1·oice akin 
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11 ·111:.\' /-lPOLOt:11:s 11 ·1:.1?1: SUPt:.t<Fl.UOUS. -..") 
ancl a bunclle of golf sticks gets heavy a her a person·s lugged then1 as far as T ha,·e these." 
:\1 iss Carr obediently settled her­self on the leaf-strC\\'ll turf and leaned for,,·ard supporting her pretty chin ,,·ith both hands. :\lac had dis­appeared in the upper foliage o f the tree and the \VOrlcl sec1ned very quiet and seen1ingh· far. far a,,.a,·. '.'\either
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spoke. But present)~· into her drean1,· ,·iolct c,·cs there stoic that in­
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describable far-off look that one n1ay scarcely sec unless 'tis set about 'vith 111oonlight glinting upon still \Valer. and the songs o f nightingales. lhe rustle of the nig ht ,,·ind in the trees upon the banks. and the niurn1uring of the tiny 'vavelets. as they chase each other past the boat's side. on. on. and out of sight into the shado,vs. t\ncl if you. unhappy oarsn1a11, happen to cleciclc to give the blisters on yonr unaccusto1ncd handi:: a rest and lean for one brief 11101nent upon your idle oars and 1ncct the subtle ,,·itchcry of that glance full and fair in the soft gJo,,· of the nioonlight. I sa,._ if \'Ou 
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stri,·e to n1atch your strength against those irresistible eyes. you arc lost <ls sure as fate. 
It see111cd to (;rant that so1ncone ,,·as speaking 1niles and leagues and furlongs a,,·a'" 
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"~fiss Carr-Edith... said the un­knO\\'n ,·oice ...,,.hy did you do it?­the pin, I 1ncan." at a glance of in­quiry. ..y OU don't knO\V hO\V 111uch it hurt nie to sec it blinking a'va,· at 
111c al! this afternoon. You kno''' ho,,· 111uch J ,,·ant<'cl to-er-that is. hO\\' 111uch T didn't \\'ant you to-con­found it all. \'OU kno,,· ,,·hat T ,,·ant to 
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sa,._ :\o,,· look here. Edith. it·s just this \\·ay. rIere you\ ·e gone and put on Law..-cncc's pin and n1ine's the prettiest.and his is only set\vith pearls and 111i11e's \vith dia111011ds. and l like ,·ou bet-no. n1on.: than that ! I love \'OU and \'OU kllO\V it and C\.Cl'\'bocl\'
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kno,,·s  it and  I don 't  care !"  .\nd he  
gazed  at  her  in  frightened  ludicrous  
defiance.  

She looked neither to the right nor to the left. but the cheek nearest hin1 ,,·as crin1son as a blush-rose and h..­could sec her lips ,,·ere 1rcn1bling. She hesitated and then sat bolt up­rio-ht and lcanccl tO\\'ard hi1n ever
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so slightly. 1'hcn i\[achiavelli in the branches above descried a throng of buzzards stooping lo,,· over a nearb,· thicket. 1n a tren1cndous panic he ca1nc ttnnbling fron1 bough to bough. until he arri,·ed safe in th<.' IJrotectino-haven of (;rant·s shoulder.
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En1boldencd by his safety. he cocked a defiant eye at the son1bre scaven­gers. 
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.. ·r o hell ,,·ith the 1'heta Chis!" quoth ~Jachia\'l'lli. 
Edith Aush<·d an adorable s1nilc at the l>e\vildcred (;rant and slo\vly her hand stoic to 1ncct his. It ho,·ercd abo,·e, Auttcrccl. and then dropped in­to his close grasp. J le felt the prick of son1ething sharp and nianv-cor­

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ncrecl. He glanced dO\\•n. l t "'as a tiny je\veled scin1itar. ··.An1en !.. said Edith Carr. And that \\·as all. 
:\ t the Epsilon Rho chapter house in a gorgeously gilded cage. li,·es a green parrot \vho pours out the ,·ials of his profanity on the luckless head of everyone \vho ventures into his 
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I f you object, the Epsilons ,,·jlJ tell ,·ou this story. T passed that \Vay this 111orning. 'fhcrefore, I knO\\'. 
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11·1tcre is tile foam of l11sl 11igi?(s slfi11! 
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BALLADE OF AN OLD-TIME STUDENT. 
By Ah•x. 
It seems to n1e that we live too fast, So swift it see111s the 1no1nh> go here. The exa111s of Dccc111bcr have «:arcely passed Before the tro11blcs of ?llarch a1lpear. vVc have no ti1nc to drink 011r beer. For dancing no lcis11rc we e'er ca11 find; And a co-cd's Yoice we rarely hear. 
11'/rrr.· is the foam of lcist 11iglrt's stc·i11? 
The st11dent's haste to a tirc,0111c cla<s­:\ tireso111e Proi. to hear. 
\Vho tells of ma11y exa111' not pa,,cd. \\'hile the co-cd ,hyly ''"'cl' a tear. Unrc111c111bered are good ti111c' here. 
At dances and shows we arc never 111 line. Struggling hard for the J\ >O clcar­H'/1crc is tire foam of /(Is/ 11if!/1t's steiH? 
Pof><'. 
Oftentinle> 1 pa11>c in fright. \\'ondcring what i> yet to co111e. \Vondering where 1 was last night. 
And  who  was  the  friend  that  bro11ght  
111c  home.  
B11t  I in this school am  all alone,  
The  rest  are  struggling  for  As-not  
Jl\tllC.  

And now. ere long. they will send me home­
IVlrt'rc is tire foam of last 11ig/r(s stci11! 
Awake! :\wake! :incl rise in your might. \\'hy stand ye crnsty >tudcnts here, \\'here i> the fun yo11 can have in life? \\'here arc yo11r A's of yesteryear? But roses and ,how> arc very dear. Also buggic> and beer yo11'll find, And J"n1 but a st11dcn1 who has no fear, 
/4/ f1 eri· is t/1c foom of last 11ig/lt's stein? 
L' ENVOl. 
Prof.. n1y teaching partakes not of fakes, Look not back on a bygone ti111c. The ho11r is now and the place i> Jolu"s­11 '/rrrt' is tire· foam of lost 11iglrt's stc·111.> 

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THE ROOSTERS. 

RY  Jl"Nll:S.  
#1·11e  111a11 low.  i11  tl1c  clrc~'  ::-t1it  sits  do'' 11  l>c­ 
(Get ncx1 10 1hc S1cin BlAnd he \'ainly a11en1p1> 10 S llO\\'.  ock sui1 !) look cool  a'  
(Oh.  \•\lilly boy. you  arc  a  bea111 !)  

And he 1hinks in 1he pangs o f his dc>pcr· 
ate '''OC 
Thai never 111orc will he in10 a loge go. \\'hile o,·er hi, plight 1hese roo,1er~ crow. (0 say. do11·1 hi' feet look cu1e !) 
The high ,1ancling collar is culling hi' 
throat, 
(h's raining. >On. >ay. did you walk?) I re tweaks a1 hi, 1ic and he twi1che> hi, 
coat, 
(Say. Fre<hn1an. why don·1 you wlk ?) A full whiskey ho11le hangs o,·er hi< head. I le happen,; 10 glance up and nearly fall, 
dead. \\'hile the girl by hi< side 1urns 1crribly red. (Don't. \\'illy hoy. look like a gawk?) 
This wai1 for 1hc cunain is son1c1hi11g 111­
tcr1sc, 
(0 fellows, wha1 whispers he?) Ru1 1he joy of 1hc gang up above '' 1111­
111c11sc. 
( 0 fellows. wha1 whispers he?) \\"hen he seek, hi' en1barras>nten1 front hin1 10 oho,·c. Siraiglnwar con1c' 1he answer front far 
tip a))Q\tC: 
"Yes, \ ·\lilly is whi>1>cring words of love." 
(Great Cac$ar ! I lo''' eaS)' a 111a 11 ca 11 
be!) 
LAYS FROM A LAYMAN'S 
LYRE. 

BY Jl:Ntl:S. 
1·m glad l"nt 1101 George \\"ashing1on. The Falh•·r of hi, Countrie. Fo r what in 1hc world would George have done. 
I 11 s111art :-oo.:ict ic? 
For when he'd i:-on,· 10 a swell affair. In a manner hlythc and glad. He couldn"1 ha,·c -aid 10 1hc 1onurcd ho,t: ··\\"hat a bully tin1c l\·e had,.. 
Or if he'd been i1n·i1cd wi1h The hos1e,, 10 rccci,·c. 
And ,·ainly prayed that Oeath ntigl11 come 
And  his  agony  relieve.  
Then when son1c youth wi1h a  winchnill lln  
In  fron1  of him  he'd >Ce.  
Ile couldn"1  ha,·c  'aid: "Oh.  S111i1h,  your  
race  

Looks powerful good to ntc."· 
And when >Ontc dcaclbca1 can1e 10 George, \\"ith ''isagc wild and wan. I le couldn'1 ha,·c 'aid: ".\ly bank accoun1 Is already overdrawn."' ?\ow. however bright George might have A' Fa1her of hi' coun1rie. It's a hundred 10 one he co11ld11"1 gel along
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r\ t 1I1c exa, an•tty. 
l."E:\ \'01. 
Pra1c 1101 10 n1c of 1hc 111oner plank, Let 1hc tariff ((uc>lion die. Fo r the thing 1hat makes 1his nation great ls ability 10 lie. 



·1·e11  )·car'."t  :t~o  l·'ritz.  La11l1a111  ,,.a,  
Six feel  >ix  inche'  1all.  
Bui  now.  while  1101  diminu1i,·e.  

Our Fri!>. i' rather small. h c1ns no ice how 1owering iall, That he m:ty IH\\'C been once, He's daily grow111g shoner, for He doc, >O n1any s1un1s. 

A CHAPTER OF CHAPTERS 

B''I' :\TTILA. 
T
HE night \\'as \'Cry dark-so dark in fact that I had lost 111y \ray and stood leaning 111y confused and \Vear\· head ag-ainst the 
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cold. unsy111pathctic boso111 of a 'phone post. ..-\lone in the n1urkv gloon1. alone and hclplc~s. ·r ears. hot scalding drops of sheer forlorn­ness. hopped clO\\·n 111y cht•eks. Sud­dcnh· l started. . \ ,•oice had broken in upon nn· ear. patronizing. unc­tuous \\·ith cahn superiority. 
...\h yes. That's \veil enough. of course. But then. yon sec. T \vas built for a chapter-house." 
:\ly eyes nearly started fro111 their sockets. ;\ huge 111ass \Vas 111ajest­ically trundling by. bulking high through the shaclO\vy ether and n11nbling O\'er the uneven st rect like a 111an1n1oth traction engine. . \ s the 'frojans 1na\· ha,•c stared at the (;rccian horse. dra\\'11 through their fated to,,·11. so did I gaze horrified as the vast 111ou11tai11 of ycllo11· and \vhite pulled to one side of the street and stopped. In the shado11• of its \ving I beheld another indistinct ob­ject, yello'v and \vhitc like the first. but ~111aller. It ,,·as breathing hcavi­
h-. ,,·hct her f ro111 ill-suppressed rage 
or great exertion I kne\v not. The 
Phi house continued : 
... \nd then just look at 111y parrot! r\nd Count too. Count ·s dead nO\v, of course. hut the parrot is still a 
dra,,·ing card-" 
:-\ ,·oicc buffeted the heavy air. 
\ \'heezy. cracked and un111clodious it 
,,·as. but raised in a pitiful endea,·or 
to be tuneful. 
..She has a rigl11 to \vcar 1ny Beta pin. niy Beta pin!"­
f'ro111 111y vantage post I sa,,· an­other bulk approaching and behind it a 11t1111bcr of others. shado\vy in outline. like a drove of spectral ele­phants g razi11g i11 so111e 111ist-riddcn jungle. '!'he nC\\'C0111cr stopped a 1110111e11t and s11iffecl in patrician dis­g'llSt.
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·· :\ parrot! Shade of llenry Lee, you boast of a parrot? \ \'hy that's nothin '. just look at 111e ! I O\\'ll Har­,·ey :\lcl_ean and \\'allie Tyler. So I guess that ought to hold you for a \vhile !" .\nd the Beta house rolled on and disappeared 111 the !!100111. leaving no ren1inder of its 
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roses and a g rue.0111e calliope-like \Vail. ··Y011 are 111y inspiration day by cla,·, ." 
'J'he l(appa Alpha house turned to its co111pa11io11 \vith a knowing \Vink of an upper ,,·inc\011• and both laugh­ecl. :\ deep. heart-broken sigh sc,·cr­cd their tnerri111e11t in t,,·ain. 
·•\\'by ,,·hafs the tnattcr. old chap? J>\vh,· sigh;·· asked the l'hi house. 
' l'hc sufferer looked front one to the other. It ,,·as a dark edifice. ,qua re in clTccl. ,,·ith a skull o\·cr tht· door. 
"l'\vhy sigh ? \\"ith Jack llrookc roo111ing in 111v 11•retchcd interior. to sav . nothing ' of Felix Bra11llt'lll' chas­ing up fr0111 Gah·cston about I wicc a 111011t h and Danny Rugglcs dropping in at any and all tintes ! .\nd you ask 111c ,,.h,· sigh? Great ~colt. ,,·hat tilter
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a pretty put your ,,·canng. (.'ontl' to think of it. it looks a bit Iikt· 011rs. :\O\\". yon see. ours ita"' two IitlIc points-· 
·rhc l(appa 1\lpha house sighed \Veari h·. ·--rhc rescn1blance has lll'\"l'I" struck 
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·rhc Phi Psi house backed off. "\\'hat infernal dis-Curtis~-y ! \\.ell. excuse 111c. gentlc111c:1. I had a \\·hiskc,· before ~ this:· and ,,·a:-gone. ,\ house ,,·ith a big bundk· of quiz papers ttttcler its ann and garbt-cl i1\ gan11e11ts of ghosth· ,,·hite eantt' glid­ing b.1·. 'fhc Phi house started lo fol­io'"· recovered itself sharpl_1· and re­lttrnecl 11111tleri11g ··sec ,,·hat forct' o f 
habit ,,·ill do for a fellO\\". .\h. al­Jo,,· 111c. '.\lac\a111."' 10 a house stnv111.,.
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to free itself front so111e obstr11ctio11 in its path. "l'hc 'l'heta house scorn­ed the \veil tncanl offer \Vith a petu­lant toss of a to\1•cri11g po111padour. 
"'()h thank you. 110. I"111 all right no,,· and ,,.a,, only ,;1t1ck 011 these barbs a bit. 1)011"1 let 111e keep you:· 
··Ro111pcd on sonte ntore !" 111used I he big house. ·· J·11 nc\"l'r tr,· to be a
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'1'11·0 houses. one square and slock1· 
of build. the other of 111ore graceful contour. but both hil11tlously red and flushed. 11·ere reeling pa~t. 
··\-ep."" asserted thl' l(appa Sign1:.i house brazenI y. ··c)f course 1"111 fu11 ! ·rhat"s the intention. I can"t help it and I don"t ,,·ant to help it. [ just subsist on being full. I sub-sub-sub. but don't sa,· ·sub· to tnl·. cl\·c hear?"'
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'l'he Phi (;a111111a Della house brokt­out into an inane clittv: 
··Oh Ashby bot1f:ht a big white owl. 
For he thought i1 was a U>cf11l fowl. Then he tried to track i1 to Beu Powdl: 
For one of hi,, 
··Look her«. i;ir."" hutted the S.\E house. ··1 forbid your 111utilati11g 111y song in any ,;uch 111a1111er. l"ut it out at once. do you 1111clerstancl ?"" 
The Phi c;a111 hou"t' rcg«trded th• speaker ,,·ith dn111ken '~ra1·il\. ·. 
··Orright. llnt clon"t get huffy. .'·01111gster. \'ou kllO\\I, you 're such a llC\vc-0111er that a person's apt to 


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tnake tnistakes-" and they passed 0 11 the road and heaYed huge sighs of out of hearing in evil 1c111pcrs all of relief. "\\.ell." said the Phi house, 
theni. 
'l'he Phi house started in alan11. ··\\.ouldn't that Frost you?" " \\'hat's this con1ing ?" it \vhispercd. ·rhe J-(appa . \llpha hou~.e ~iodded 'l'hc Kappa .:\lpha house listened assent. 'rhe i>hi house continued: I • 
carefully. Pi Reta Pi house \\·ith ··1\·e heard the 1-(appa house say I Sign1a Chi. To the ,,·oods! .\nd thev often-in fact. as tnan,· times as I both dre,,· as far back f ron1 the roarl ha,·e been for sale-but here she is as they could. ,\ sih·cry. siren tone no,,·. Cy-bye. old chap. and good floated upon the air as the t ,,·o houses iuck to ,·ou.·· 
.-\nd he ,,·as gone lea,·ing the Kav­
passed ann in arni. pa r\ lpha house in the road chucklin~ 
In ,·ericst reality. 	• 
in high content. l~ol l o,\·ing an ir-
Throughout this whole local it"· 
resistible i111pulsc. I laughed aloud t11

In using slricl 11c11trality. 
\Ve'rc right there with the good' s~·n1pathy. 1\t the sound. it turned 

And this is such a rarity 	and S\\'OOpcd upon n1c like the ,,·ind. 
It cal1ses 111t1cl1 hllarit)f, 
T 	co,,·ered behind n1y post but it ,,·as 
Thu< wc·,-e 1nore popularity 
too late. Jts portals ya,,·ned ,,·ide and
Than the other ,i,terhood,, 
through thc1n I clitnbcd to rest ancl 

The t\\'O co111panions can1c· back to s,,·eet repose. 
THE FIRST UNION MAN. 
. \ hi,tory of unions I thought r el write. l"<l trace their growth to the present; The problem l'd solve, and encl this strife Betwixt the king and peasant. 
I 	sat 111c down and began to search T o find the 111an "·ho stirred this trouble. 
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And 'ucldcnly. clear, I was left in the lurch \\'ith my schemes-a burstccl bubble! 
\\'hat think you was the encl of rny ta-k? I know you'll say 1'111 stupid. \\'ho wa' the first union 1nan. you ask? \\'hy. :\li,ter Danid Cupid! 





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THE RIME OF THE UGLY HOBO. 






It i> an ugly hohn And he grabbcih 111c by 1hc 110.;c­"O 1cll 10 rnc. and it plcascih 1hcc. \Vhat fool made Connors clo1hcs"? 
Ile held me wi1h his horny 1>aw­"Tell me 1he f.(uy who knows. Or I'll hand you a jolt on 1he under jaw-· \ \'ha1 fool made Connors clo1he,,.. 
''The pants arc ,·cry large:· he said. ''The coat i, ,ha111cfully shon. The cap is small. whid1 fits his head, And 1hcy say he's quilc a spon ... 
puffed rny pipe. I cussed ou1 righl, [ begged 10 be lei go. But thus spoke on that ugly fool­That dull-eyed old hobo: 
··rvc 1ra\·ckd ca,t. (",·e lr;\\"Clcd WC>l. :\ncl l\•c seen all 'ons of shows, Bnt I swear 10 you 1hat I've seen naugh1 To equal Connor s clothes.'' 
"Have you heard of 1hc grea1 Sou1hwc:.1­
cr11 1ca111­
The one that Cur1iss chose>·· ":\h. yes:· he an,wcrccl. "but c,·en 1h:n Can't equal Connors clothe,;.'' 
l pulled rny hair. I cried "See 1herc, That co-cd's brilliant hose!" But he only sighed. as he slowly 1·cplicd: "They don't lOuch Connor's clo1hcs r· 
I was worried 1hcn. for l knew 1101 when He would hand 111c a hard righ1 hook, So l raised 111y head and slowly said: "Do you know 1hc great 1:-folbrook ? .. 
4 '"\ha !"' )'(!llccl l1c, i11 111crr)· glee, 
"The team that you propose Is heller fa1· than the Cuniss s1a1". 11olbrook anti Connor's clothes! > > > !!" 
TY?£ A Lil Connor.
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302 'THE Sii .ELL SE1'. 
MY VISION. 
II\' OTRA NTO. 
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As so1nc lone toikr 111011111> a rugged hill And looks away to heights beyond, And there $Ccs hill< pile up on hills And mountain> top each other to the sky­
1\11. so. tl1c~c 1tc\'l'r-._~11cli11g l1cigl1ts. 
That reach to hc:l\··11. arc like to Life-Each hill crowned with it~ goodly prize Of Faine. l)i,1inction. Glory, IIonor, 

\\'cahh­And. behind all. the great Sun falls asleep. 
Ah. then. I 'tn1ggk 011 to reach those 
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\~lcalth-
Xot even for the glory of the Game, But ju>t to gather these as on I go To that gn~at End-to lay thcn1 at your 
tcet-To feel the "'hnc'' of your perfect face 
a11cl sec ),Olt :-.111il"'"­
:.\ly \'ision in the fircli~ht hcrc-nty Sun 

011t tltert._ 
Ar la:.1. when all the struggle and the toil 
is <lo11c, 
Together we will ,ink behind the 1noun­
tai11~ :L11c1 tc1 rt·st­
f\h, that is the Sum and End of all! 

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·rhc co-eds feed a tnan taffy and e..xpect hin1 to repay in TT uylers. 



SUCH STUFF AS DREAMS ARE MADE ON 

l:Y .\LEX POPE. 
l/111slr<1/c·d b\' Lucien Henderson. 
I 
\\'.\5 listening 10 the rain beating upon the roof and S\vishing­
against the \vinclo,vs. to the cry 
of the night \Vinci outside. and gazing at the red coals in the grate. It \\"as a
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\vile!. blustering night. 'l'herefore. T "'a~ glad to be in a 'vann roon1 "·ith a box of good cigars. and bt•t1cr ~till ( \\·hich is a great deal to ~ay). a good book. It "·as nO\\' nearly ele,·cn o'clock. For 1nore than three hours I had been supre1nely con1fortable. And \Yll\. · should T not be. for during. that tin1c T had read 1nany pages i11 that rare little book of Jcffries-1'i~ •·: S'l"ORY 01' i\fy H EA RT." 
:\loreover. I had s1nokcd ~c,·eral very fine cigars. drea111cd sonic. and talked a little \\"ith 111,• · roo111111ate. Ile sat just across the table fro111 111e: or rather. I should say. lazily reclined in a big leather chair. ~fost of the e,·ening ~ he had spent in the clclight­ful labor of tr,·ing to color an ex­
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tren1ely elegant 111eerschau111 pipe. t'\O\\" f say "delightful labor," because T a111 quite a srnoker 1nyscl f and J kno" · hO\v to love a 111ccrschaun1. 
~f,. roo1111nate handled this pipe in a 1nanner that \\'a~ cxcccclingh· caress­
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ing. -and I knc\\' \\"h'. · he did so. \"ou '"oulcl have kn0\\'11 also. had I told you \vho ga vc it to hi111 and that he \vas in love \vith her-in fact. en­gaged to her and the,· \\"Ould soon be 
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111arried. I rather en,·icd hini. too. I had ne,·er been in lo,·e 111yscl f. but just then I \\·as unco111fc1rlably nca1· the danger line. C>nly a fe"· ,,·eeks ht>­fore I had n1et l fer at a dance. She fa,·ored 111c once i11 the gennan. gave
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nie t\VO "regular~·· and an "extra:· and even asked 111<: to as~i~l her in cut­ting a dance \Vith a certain ch11111p for \Yhon1 l long-• had harbored a kind of unutterable conte111pt. .\ t first I thought he.r char111ing. then bright. then interesting-indeed: but \\·hen she asked nie to help her gi,·c that guy the cold shoulder. r i111111ccliately decided that she "·as possessed of an unusual an1ount of co111111011 sense. good judg­nient. and. niorcovcr, \Vas ,·cry pretty. I had called several ti111cs since and inciden•alh· enlarged the coffers of 


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304 Tl/£ SlllELL SET. I 

:\Ir. T-fuyler and a certain florist. also I rcalh·. congratulated 1111·sclf that 
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everything 1vas Ao1ving along so s1noothh· and that no one 1vas <llvare 
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of 1vhat 1vas happening. N 011•. for instance . there 11·as 1ny roon1111atc; even he. poor dunce. knc11' absolutely nothing of 11·hat I 11·as doing. l 11•ondered 11·hat he 11·ould say if I ~hould tell hin1 that l 1vas in lo1·e 1vith Rosalie Pierce. JIc 11·ould probably 11·arn inc and say 1vhat l had heard so 111any others say ever since I had been in college. 11 c 1vo11lcl tc11 111c that she 1vas very fast-one of the kind that rope a fcllo1v in and love hi111 ..in j11st proportion to the s11n1 he earns." 'fhen there 11·011ld be trouble for I kne1v that all these charges 11•cre utterly untrue. 'rhc very idea of Rose--I n1ean :'11 is:< Pierce-being fast 11·as so 1·ery preposterous that it 1vas entirely absurd. She 11•as too 1nodcst, too cold, too pure looking. 'fhe fact that she c11t that dance 1vith that rich chun1p, J''red Allston, sho1v­ed 11ndeniabl_v that she 1vas not a girl 11·ho 11·oulcl 1vork a fel101v. O f course. son1e foolish gossip 1vould say she did it to catch nic: but just think 11011· ho11· very ridic11lous s11ch a charo-e 1vould be. 'fhe 1nore I
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tho11ght about it the funnier it see1n­cd: until. 11nconscio11s of 11·hat I 1vas doing. I laughed outright ancl 11•hen T raised n11· head and looked acros~ the table. 111y roo1111natc 1vas peering through all that blue s111oke about hi~ head right at 111e. 
··\\·hat the elev ii arc you laughing at?.. he quietly asked. 
..l\othing." T replied. blunth·. 
"Evidently," he dra\vled, and then continued a fter a n1on1cnfs pause, ..,veil please cease laughing at noth­I
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ing long enough to pull do1vn that 
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transo111 over there. if yon don ·t rnind. I don"t care to ha1·c that cold air b101v­
.111g-on n1c.., 
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:\I1· roon1111atc is rather sarcastic at tirnes and a bit cross. but I usually h11n1or hin1. l 11•ould have done so to­night. anyho111. for the poor dunce 11·as so ignorant of the nothing that caused n1e to laugh that I felt very sorry for hin1. l closed the transon1 as he requested, returned to the grate, po11rcd son1e coal on the fire, and sank back in 111y chair. 
..Transo1n:· n111nnured 1ny roon1­1nate. 
.. \\ .hat·s that?.. l asked. looking up. ··o. nothing 1nuch," he replied, "only a n1en1ory. Rather funny. though. I 11·as just thinking-of a little exper­ience I had once. It's laughable no1v. b11t l"ll he darned if there 1va~ n1uch hu1nor in it then. \•Vheu you closed that tra11son1 I recalled it." 
..\\"hat 1vas it?" I asked. "Of 
course. I 1nca11, if I a1n not too-" 
..>:ot at all," he interrupted, ··rn 
tell you. J11st pass those cigars over 

here. please.,. 
I pushed the box across the table 
and he carefully replaced the nieer­
schaun1 in that handson1e case. 
'rhen he lit one of the cigars and 
leaned back in his chair. 

.~u-Cfl STl"FF ,-/S f)RErl.llS .~RE .llrl!Jf; O.\" 
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"Tt ,,·as this ,,·ay." he began, "ln n1\·. Freshinan .Year I fell violcnllY i11
. love ,,·ith :\label. Of course. 1 had to sec ho\v 111uch 111oncy I could ~pend on her. SO \\·hat Surplus f had after sett ling , \vith the stables. con fee­tioncr. and Florist. usuallv \vas donated to the opera house n1anager. \\"ell. r had a date to takt• her to Florodora-the first tin1c the sho'v can1c South-and as usual it ,,·as a bad nig-ht-raining-like a second 
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flood. :\o,,·. rnind you. :\label had al­reach· said she loYed nie and I had suprc111e confidence in her. \\'ell. I arrived at the house \vhcrc she st;1yecl rather early. for I \vantcd to sec j in1 Jlcnderson \vho roo111ed at the san1e place. \\.hen the sc-rvant a11s\\"ered the bell I told her to tell ::\l abet tv ,,·ait for 1ne in the parlor. and 1 ''·alked upstairs to sec j in1. I rc­n1ained ,,·ith hin1. I suppose. fifteen 1111nutes and then started do,vn. :\O\v the stair,,·ay has a second land­ing and turns in such a direction that \Vhcn you reach this landing and start clo\\·n you are facing a very larg<' transo111 just over the parlor door, and fron1 ,,·here ,·ou . are .,·ou can ob· tain a Yery fine vie\\' of the \vholc parlor. Before I knc\\' \vhat had happened I ,,·as staring through that t ranson1 and ,,·hat I sa ,,. niadc the blood in 111,· veins change to ice \\'at<'r. I staggered and caught the railing lo keep fron1 falling. I knC\\' [ had not been drinking and T \vondcred \vhat could cause such a delusion. "!'hen T rubbed 1ny eyes and looked again. ·rhere '''as the sa111c picture. horrible and undeniable. In the 1uidclle of the roon1 there stood a 111an and a \vo111an, and the 111an \vas kissing the \V01nan as fast and furiously as he could. ·rhe ,,·01nan \Vore a green dress and her back \VaS tO\\'ard tne. but J COUid see that the n1an '''as Freel .\llston. The ,,·0111an didn"t secn1 lo niind ,,·hat he '''as doing. for her anns \vere about his neck ancl the,· ,,·ere locked in one fierce affectionate e111brace. :\O\\", :'.\ fabel had told nie she \\"OuId '''ear a green ch·e$S that night and this \VOn1an \vas just i\11abcl's size. You 111ay casily in1aginc ho\v I felt. J didn"t pause a 1110111e11t longe1·. but turned and rushed back upstairs and stood in the hall. :\I y face ,,·as on fire and ni,· head throbbed like it ,,·oulcl burst. \\·hile niy heart tried to beat a hole in 111y :<iclc. For the tin1e being I ,,·as too stunned to n10,·e or 1nake a sound so r just stood there ,,·hile the agony gre\v keener each n10111ent. I suppose l re111aincd in that hall fully t\ventv n1inutes. In the n1eanti111e r heard the parlor door open. then the front door close, there ,,·as the sound of footsteps on the gallery, and then-ye goods! a car­riag-e run1bled a\\"a\·. I kne,,· be,·ond 
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the shadO\\' of a doubt then that :\[abet had eloped '''ith fred f\llston and they had used 111y cab ,,·hile I had been left to hold the bag. \Vith 1ningled feelings of revenge and sha111e. l proceeded sto,vly and softly 




SUCl-1 ,)TUPF / /.)' f)J?liAJIS ../RE JJ.,JIJE ON 307 


do,,·nstairs and into the parlor. ·rhc roo111 \\'a!' c1npty and there \vas a bright. blazing fire in the grate. I paused only a 1110111ent, then ! urneq and \Valkcd out in the hall. I had just reached for 111v, coat and hat "·hen l heard a door open. the rustic of a \V0111an ·s skirts, and there stood :\I abcl-right there before 111c-and drcS$Cd in green!"" 
'"()h. George... she began breath­lessly, ··1 kno\\· you thought I " ·as ncv<:r co111111g. l'n1 so sorry I have kt'pt you \\·ailing.·· 
'"\Vcll. pardon 111e," l sJo,vl~· re­plied. "but I \vas going to say the san1e to vou." 
f \VaS (00 dazed to do anything but stand there and stare. '['his I did for several 11101nents. "·hile :\I abel stood there and stared back at nie \\"ith a puzzled expression on her face. Prcscntlv, I turned. \\·alkcd to the door. and looked ont. 1'hcre stood 111y cab ! \\ihat the devil "'as the n1caning of this? I \vas no'v con1­plctely puzzled and astoundccl. T turned and looked al ?I Iabcl. 
··1·our green dress is ,·cry pretty... 
I bc•van. s lo\\· h·. 
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'"(). thank you.'" she replied. ··but you should sec Rose's ... 
··Rose?" I echoed. 
"\"cs.'" she continued. ··~he spent 
the dav " ·ith nie. She \\•cnt \vith 
l~rcd t\ llston to the sho,v tonight and 
they left about hventy 111i1111tcs since. 
She has on a perfectly gorgeous 
green dress.. , 
"(),·· I said. '"l sec... 
"Then I frightened :\label very badly. for T rushed at her and fiercely c1nbraced her. Luckily the hall \vas c1npt~· . and before she could protest I had hurried her out and into the cab. Excuse 111e. old 111an. but l 'll not con­tinue 1ny story:· and he paused abruptly. and began gazing into the fire "·hile the iaintcst kind of a sn1ile played aboul his lips. 
' ,·cry 1· txpenence. . "
·· ·"' pecu 1ar I replied. '"but tell 111e-,vho " 'as the other girl?'" 
'"Oh... he ans\\·crecl, "she \Vas a beauty. L could never say anything after that \vhc11 I \\'Otild hear people gossip about her being fast. T kne'v it " ·as too darned true." 
'"\\'ell."' r broke in. '"hurry up. '!'ell nle her na1ne.'' "Her na111e is Rosalie Pierce." slo"·ly replied 111y roo111111ate. ··1-he hell you say!'" I cried. leaping fron1 n1\" chair. J\J ,. 1·oon1111ate .g:azed at 111e \vith a
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startled look in eves.
his , ··ycs, that's \\•ho ... he said, ",vhat's the n1atter ?" ··>:othing.'" I replied and sat do,vn 
aga111. 
Outside the "·ind "·histled and 1noaned. and the rain beat against the \VindO\\'S and pallercd on the roof. :\Ientally T began to figure up ho"· 111nch I O\\·cd that confectioner and the Aorist. 'vhile T \VOndered if there \vould be enough left for a Ao,ving bo,vl in \vhich to clrO\vn nt\~· · sorrow· and blot out the past. 

308 1"/JE SIVELL SET. 

··Excuse inc.'" I said. arising, ..but T believe l '11 raise this transo1n; its rather \var111 in here."' 
J\1fy roon1n1ate !'111ilcd as he nodded assent. No'" \vhv the devil did he s1nile? Diel he kno\v anything? 'l'he thought puzzled inc for a 1non1ent. but "·hen I looked at his cahn. placid face as he sat there gaz­ing' at the fire. I decided that he kne\\' 
nothing. So I 1ncrcly sighed. lit a fresh cigar. and sat clo,vn. Then I 
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picked 11p niy little book-..1'11E STORY OF l\,I Y 11 "·'RT"-ancl cor11­ni.e.11ccc\ to read. It. is a clever. foolish. 
sentin1cntal  lilt le  storv-onc  of  the  
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kind  that is full  o f  heartbeats  and  

drea1ns. ()11l r , T think it is not con1­plete enough: son1e clay. perhaps. 1 \\·ill in1prO\"C on it. 




1·111:. Sii.ELL SET. 309 
A BALLADE OF YE 'VARSITIE. 

nv JUNIUS. 
Oh. this is the song of a 'Varsity girl. Oh. why came Ferdy and Clarence not. \·Vhose like you all 11111st know. To baule for her that day, \Vho can ntanage you all and your >cnses -..Vith Ton1my and John and Algernon, enthrall And chi\'alrous 1lan·y and bold Leon, By the gliucring glances that fro1n her And run that tramp away. eyes fall. 
She looked to the left and then to the
Like arrows fron1 Dan Cupid·, bow. 
right. One day she was walking a> all maiden' And then >traight np in the air. should And as her eye-gazed UJ) at the ,kics. 
(Or. as our :'.!'rs. Kirby would like), To the occasion her >Pirit< did rise. Vlith nary a beau to attend her. you know, And offered it a chair. As she wandered along >O pro,•okingly 
Then she snatched a hatpin out of her hat.
S )Q\\ 1, 
And she stuck hi1n full in the side, Past a thicket of trees on the Pike. 
And he ripped and swore a11d nnnpled his Now. in that same thicket a hobo was hid hair. t\nd the 'Varsity girl he saw, And 1noancd and groaned and leaped 111 /\nd he gazed at her purse and he wanted 1l1c air. it ''torsc And passed 111 hi< l'hcck, and died. ~1· 11a11 c,rcr a St1icide ,,·a11tc<l a l1car$C. 
For hc·d ne,·er read cri1ninal law. L'EX\'01. 
So he ju111pcd 111 the road and in\'itcd the Oh. how did -he hapl)<)n to a1111 so true> 1naid Yon may ask inc now. 1nayhap. 
,\ dividend to declare. After ;ticking the hoy' for flowers and For >he had looks and learning 111 books. rings. And he was bent (that's why they're And carriagcs. I 1 nyJ~r·<. and similar 
ca lied crooks) things. 
On doing the ·rexas Fair. A hobo wa< 'imply a ,nap. 

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Boning away on a whole year's work, 
Until his head spins round, 
S taring aghast at a questior. list, 
Tomorrow homeward bound. 

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The Soph na1ncd Ballard Young Burgher 
(In the hi>tory of :\Ian none ab$urder). 11 is father would be Son1cwhat older than he, 
\·\'hich would therefore make Ballard Young Burgher. 



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31U THE SHIELL SET. 
AN ERROR OF THE HEAD. 
1I e11ry-\\'hat's Sa111 ~o 111acl about , 
}0'111-S\\·ears hc'I! kill the editor of The 'fexan. 
J-/e11r\·-\<VhY ? 
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J0'111-Becausc his g irl gave out an interviC\V for the society colun111 in 
\vhich she said she intended to introduce seYeral S\vcll fads an1ong elite 
circles this \\·inter. 

1-/e11ry-\Yell. \vhat's \\·rong about that, 
J0/11;-£,·erything: the paper had it pads. 
I IT IS EVER THUS. ' 
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:-\h. Love! Sighed the forlorn Freshn1an. could you but kno\\• the pure 
passion \Yith "•hich 111y heart palpitates for thee-and that night the Senior 
kissed her good bye 111urn111ri11g lo\v. "I \Vin 111y bet." 

IN BAD FORM. 
lle11ry-I sec the co-eels arc all kicking because the fcllO\\'S " 'on't shave. 
Ji111-\\'hat's the n1atter: object to such appearance? 
He11ry-\"es. they say they feel it keenly. 

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\\'HITE lie is the chief ingredient of societ,· soft soap. 
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Ho,v can the Linv l)cpartn1ent as a "·hole brook l lolbrook? 
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One touch of high Ii fe 111akes the \vhole \\·orld grin. 

Ho\\· no"·' \\'ll\· curscst thou? For full cause. coz. ~ly brother hath gone s:gma :\ti. Curse Oil. sad heart! 

CROSSES 

r,\· c;. R.C)Cl IS GOLDSCH~IID'r. 
f /111.stratccf by L11cic11 HC'l1der.so11 


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\ "EH.\. Tuesday and ·rhursday for about ten n1onths. these t 1vo n1en had nict upon this verv road. had run a race occasion­ally, too-but never spoken to one another. 1'he1· had n1any points o f conunon interest. even. but had not 1vanned half a degree bcvond the
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laying of t\\·o finger-tips to the lac­quered shields of their auton1obile caps. 'fhey rode the sarne ··brand"" of French .\uto. the only l\\'O speci1nens of this kind south o f the \lason and l)ixon line. £ ,·en this fact. ho\\e,·er, had not served as a ligan1eni. 
One: of th1;. i\\'O nicn 1vas 1·cry 11•cll kno\vn in Xto\\·n-hc 1vas the hand­sorne ~[r:; . H eath's husband. and e,·cr,· Saturda1· afternoon. sittine: b,·
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the sic!e of his dazzling-I\· beautiful
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\\·ifc. he 11·ould direct hi5 luxuriously accoutred 111achine to the Post dri\'e~. \\·here slackening up. 1here \V011ld at once be n111ltitucles of uni­fonned beaux to surround her chariot. ~Irs. IIeath"s fla,vlcss co111­plcxion \VOuld be graced by l\vo di111­ples in lieu of a sn1ilc-for sn1iles. you fingertips. So111etin1es he \vas seen entering a theatre box. son1e\\·here behind a gorgeous pile or n1ilky shin1­n1ering: "·hite satin, O\"erse\\·n \\"ith 
kno\\·.  crease  and  \vrinkle  the  skin!  
and  ~lrs.  ] I eath·~  husband  \\·ould  sit  
by  the  \Vhiie  and  carefully  observe  
the  sean1s  of  his  gloves  about  the  

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constellations of silver spangles. but " ·as soon lost sight of "·hen the box gradually filled \\'ith gay-colored uni­iorn1s and the inunaculate attire of the best-kno,vn "lion~.. or litterati. 
'fhe other n1a11 \Vas entirely un­kno,vn here, tho· he had been in to,vn ahnost a year. 'l'ruc. he stayed at the prin1e hotel and kepl hi~ Benzinopu­lus at a carriage house. I le called hi1nself J-la1-r\· Sn1ith. but didn't look the na111e. I le \\'as very fond of auroa1obiling ancl \Vas out constantly -no other hand but his C\•er cleaned. oiled or repaired "'l'hyra,., as a sn1all chased sih·er nan1c-plate sho\ved "·as her cognon1en. .\Iany at fir!'t thought hin1 a chaffcur, practicing for sonic auto race of international re­pute. but \vhcn he stayed three seasons 
312 'FJIE Sii .ELL SE'/'. 

and still sho\\·cd no signs of depart­ing:. the,· "·ere again at a loss to 
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knO\\' '"here to pigeon-hole the grin1 and silent stranger. 
L'pon this particular 'l'hursday. \\'hen 1-larry Sn1ith. a fe,v 111inutes later than "·as his "·0111. turned i11to their accu;;to111cd race-track. he sa\\· the bcauti fut brass-ancl-\\·hitc car, \\·hid1 usually ran abreast of hi111 at this place. pushed up again~t the left curb. and belo"· cra\\·lcd his sight­acquaintance. intent upon re1110,·ing ~0111c obstruction. I larrr S111ith halt­ed. disrnonntcd and joined the cra\vlcr in the dust. :-\ glance suff1ccd and iro111 a leather case he drc'v an instru­111cnt \\·hich :.Lr. licath found entirely adequate to his purposo:. \\'hen both. a trifle 11111ssed and hot, rose 10 the ,;ur face. the stranger. pocketing his tool. 111ade a fla"·lei:s bo"" saying in a 111onotonous clra \\'I -.\Ir. 1-farry Sn1ith ! :.1r. Heath coughed in cn1­barrass111ent and then shook :\[r. Sn1ith's hand hcartily­
"You probabl~· k110"· niy na111e." he added after a pau~e. 
"\'es. I've heard you spokc11 of and your nan1e 111entioned.'' replied the other. .-\ sudden \\'a,.e of anger sce1ned to s"·eep O\'Cr the countenance of the 111an addre~scd. 
"J'll be \\·illing to " ·ager that you heard of nie. either as :.trs. Heath's husband or "that poor .\Ir. I leath !" he cried in a pitiful voice and one could hear that he hoped against hope he 111ight be 111ii:takcn. l larry S111ith 
did not den,·. l n fact he could not• truth fulh" 'fhe ra~· of hope died fron1 the lilt lc reel face. then its o"·ner  I l  
suddenh·  blt1 rtcd 0111 :  
"Oh !  ·vo11  clo11 't  kno1v  how·  lo\\·­ 
do"·n a fello\\· feels \vhcn e,·er,·boch . . considers hin1 a nobody. a useless ap­pendage to a pretty "·ire-a 1nean sort of a fello"" "·ho "·ill not e,·en do his  .•I  
\\'i fe and her follo\\·crs the fa,·or of niaking: her a \\·idO\\'. \\·ho is snubbed ' at the sa111c ti111c his "·ife is Aaitered  ' I  
and courted-you don't kno\\· fello"· fco:ls \\'hen so111e  ho"· a entire  
stranger to ,·ou. niakes allusions to' . ,·our \\'i fe or takes the trouble to do  
so behind your back. .\llusions. not in a \\'(ty that you could lay the \\'hip across his face. but so elusi,·e that  
,·our '"ife clai111s not to ha,·e thong-ht . ' an,·thing: "·as incant! }'011 don't . ' ha,·e to pla~ "'atch-clog: at balls. soirccs and operas. you don't ha,·e to stand a "·i fe·s icy politeness and polite aloofness as an cqui\'alenl for the thousands of dollars spent on the baubles. "·ith \vhich she bedecks her­ 
self to please all 111cn but the one she n1arried !" ·rhcrc he stopped sud­denh· realizing: that he \vas sa,·ing-to. .. .. "" an entire stranger "·hat he had nc,·er spoken aloud before. except "·hen his car \\'as sou::-ing: full speed and no one near to o\·crhcar.  
1'hc strangers fare sho"·ed a glean1 of s,·n1pathy. "):o." he said. "but l " ·ill tell you ,vhat I have to stand. and altho' 111y trouble is so unreal. you shall judge  




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,,·Ito:«: lot is harder to bear. ·rite !\ranch l lotel can't be b11t three 1ni1111tc's a11to ride fron1 here. there 1vc shall be 11ndist11rbccl. 
I 11 a very short ti1ne the~· "·ere seated in the Old English roo111 of the ta,·crn \\'ith t\\·o tankards of frothv bet•r before then1. a11c1 JJarry S111ith began : 
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"I lta,·e a "·ifc. She is tht· s\\·eet­est. 1nost loYing 11·on1an under tht ~u11. . he adores 1ne to a foolish ex­tt·nt and no other n1a11 exists for her. She si11gs. "'rites. cooks and dresses
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to ple.ise 111e and 111e alone. She is as pretty as any "·01nan. and \\'ith the i11­tcllectual beauty that "'axes "·ith age and a thorough kno"·ledgc of her character-·· 
I le ceased. sunk in rc1·cry. .. But you niust be entirely happy! fe"· 111en can say so niuch of their 
\\"i\'('S !"" 
·"\'es. but! Ha1·e you e,•er read the 
hook  that  caused  the  111onster  scnsa­ 
1 ion  t \\'O  ,-ears  ago-·01•cr  7'/ic  
1\fass1•s ?'  ..  
.. f  11e1·er  read  anythi11g  but  the  

i>porti11g articles in the 111agazinc and thl' ne\\·spapers-seen1s tO lllC f notic­ed son1ething about it in tht papers!" 
"\'cs. 111\' "·ife \\'rote that book. and that book is the a11thor of all niy tro11bles and 111y present banisluncnt fro111 the S\\'eetest 11·on1an 1n the \\'Oriel. 
"\\'hen "·e started out ho11sckceping­togethrr. 1vc \\'ere niighty hard up. I couldn't keep a servant for 111y "·i£e : she 11·orked hard a11d kept the hou-se ;1s neat as a pin : her clothes and 111ine "·ere ah1·11ys in tip-top shape. and oh ! the daint ics she could prepare for our co~y little nieals. She "·as ah·. a) s ~\\'Cll and lo,·ing and full of pit1· for poor Clyde. "·ho had to \\'Ork so harel-. 11 O\\' she e\·cr did it. J don't knO\\'. but she n1anaged 
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to h;11·e a catchy article or storiette in each n1onth ·s is>-uc of a certain 111ag-azine p11blishccl in our city. She "·as paid faidy \\-ell. too. and clai1ned it \\''.!Sn't any 11·ork at all-she si1nply thou,ght the th ings out O\'Cr her cook­
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ing or dusting. and then took t\\'O 
hou r  fron1  so111c  a ftt:rnoon  to  bring  
the111  to  paper.  :\ II  tht•  "·hile  she  
"·as  11T11Jng  on  a  111orc  a111bitious  

11·ork \\·hich ~he " ·ishcd to present to 111e for an Xnias gift. It " ·as this
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1·er,· book. ·o~·cr Ilic .\lasses'. \'ou ha,·cn 't read it so I'II ha1·c to explain. 'l'ou see "·hen niy "·i fc "·as a kid she had a young pupp~· lo1·cr. a good-for­nothing scoundrel, 1\'ho1n hi:< parents shipped out to a 111inc in .\lexico. to keep his n1isden1canor" fron1 con1ing to the surface right under the noses of his aristocratic relatives. .\ly "·iie corresponded 11·ith hi111 for son1e ti111e. and then their :<11·eethcartship died a natural death. In this book. ho\\·c,·er. 111y "·ife pretends the heroine "·as crueily parted fron1 her true lo1·c and forced to n1arr1· a hound of a 1nan "'ho 111istreats her atrocioush-. She is too honorable to keep up relations \\'ith her lo\'er. hut \\'rites and pub­
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T/1ey «1t·rl' .<1·<1tctl iu the Old English room of the laV<TU -,,1ith t1eo froth)• ta11/,ar<ls oi brcr before thr111. 


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lishes a story "·hich cxplai11s to hi111 the situation and \vhv i<he is see111­
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ingly untrue to her pro111iscs. I re. in a deftly turned talc. prickling \vith spicy ach·cnture. ans,vcrs her. 'J'hus the e11tire book is a dialogue bel\,·0e11 the Jo,·ers o~·rr tlic lirads of the 111assrs. and the cJc,·er 111a11age111e11~ of these stories. '"hich 111ake the reader gi,·e hin1self credit for great perspicacity in di,·ining the n1ca11ing. created for the book a popularit,· far beyond her boldest drea111s. Fearing that if her identity beca111e kll0\\'11, I 111ight be put i11 a sinister light. she kept up her pen na1ne. C)11c 111or11­i11 g-I can1e into 1111· club and 'vas
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treated by 111y friends \Vith the 111ost co11te111ptuous coldness. Jnsidc of another hou r I kne\\· all. that puppy dog in .\lexico had read the book and had recognized the situation. T111­n1ediately he had sent all 111y "·ire·s letters to a paper lo" ' enough to do an underhanded thing for the sake 
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of notoriety, and T \vas shu1111cd as 011ly the 1nonstcr 111y \vifc pictured in her book so rich!y dc~crved. ()f course she \\·as bci;ides herscl f \\'hen she lear11ed "·hat her book had caused : she spoke and \\TOie for 111onths. atte111pti11g to countrract the effects and to check the reports \\'hich \\·ere Aying broadcast through the land. and had eYen boddcd up i11 "·ell kno\\·n English paprrs. Every­thi11g in vain ! Each day she had a nc\v plan by nleans of \vhich she '"anted lo excu lpate 111c-oncc she at­tended the race~. begging 111e to co111e for her at a certain hour. \\'hen l arrived she laid her ann about 111y 11eck and said "'ords of such true­ring ing aficctio11, \\0 ith a look bea111­ing of true iove-all ju~t loud enough for the next neighbors to hear and 
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plain enough for the1n to see. At that rnon1ent there \\'a:; :t 111unnuring as the happening "·as carried fro111 ear to car-then a terrific hissiug­threats-iusuhs ! E,·ery one thought I had forced her to such a public de1nonstratio11, as such au action \vould have bee11 entirely in keeping 'vith the character of the book-hus­band. i-\ ft er that '"c decided to Ay together-to .\ustralia. an'·"·here­just to escape fron1 the \\'Orld's sy111pathy for 111y "·ifc. 
\\'hen "·c r<·ached the station. I \\·ent to purchase the tickets and \\·hen I returned. 111y "·ife had disap­peared. ·rhcy had kidnapped her to keep her fro111 going off '"ith the brute. lier avo,val that she loved 111e and \Vantccl to go "·ith 111e. 1vere considered inspired by the dreadful fear she felt. 1 \Va$ told she \vas ju the slecpc1· and boarded the car. grateful to be rid of 111y pursuers. ·rhe train pulled out. and too soon I disco,·ercd that 111,· '"ifc \\'as not on it. ..\.t the next station-it "·as a su1all to\\·n-T got ofl but " ·a n1et
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by a delcgat iun fro111 our city "·ho al­lo"·ed 1ne to in fer that if I dared re­turn to R , 111~· life \VOuld be un­safe. So T decided to go to >: C\\' 

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)'ork. ,,·here J should be lost in the legions of tracked ancl hunted. and '~-rite niy ,,·ife to join nie. For l\\'O nionths I ,,·as unable to 111akc a let­ter or lelcgran1 reach her. and then it \\'as "·eeks before shl' \\'as able to ans\\·er. She told nie lo change. nn·. na1ne and appearance and co1nc South. and as soon as the public ~yn1pathy should ha\·l' cooll'cl clo,,·n enough to 1nake her life less like a prisoners. she ,,·01ild conic to 111e. She hasn't co111e yet-I\·e been here ten 111o?iths. 1'elegraph bo~·s. niail­clcrk~. respected citi~cns·-ha,·c co111­n1ittecl a thousand fractures of the la\\'S of our Country and . tate­
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penitentiary offl'nccs-tokeep niy Jo,·­ing "·ife fron1 the devoted husband. ,,·ho but lives in the anticipation of holding her in his anns once n1ore ! £yery lctler she has son1e ne'v schen1e ]),· "·hich she hopes to reach 
1ne: e\·ery othL r letter 1he hopeless ,,·ail oi-balkl'd again !-­
~lr. I !cath had risen-"You are detested :\nd pursued. T"n1 1nerely disregarded. 'l'hcre·s 111ore sport in your fix. but niorc peace in 111ine... 
..\lias S111it h ro~c too. " Yes. yes-the .\111ericans are a great people. so gencroush· i111pulsi,·e -.0 s\·n1pathl'!ic " 



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LOST KISSES. 
llY OTR.\ 1'TO. 
Grecian Anacreon and Omar 1l•c l'cr-Yo111h"s fiery blood 1hrough ii,; aven11es 
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:'1a11. s 111g111g ; 
Sang of red wine and i1,; ho1-hl11shing Foolish St. /\111ho11y ! Think what yon bubble>, 111lssccl. Sang of 1hc daring ancl never rq.;rc1-:\nd rcflcc1 how di-gracchtl 10 perish 11ng. nnkisscd. Sang of the joys and thc 1111cr lorr:c1­
. 8111 !'tlill 1l1ro11gl1 111}· 111t1 ...111~' co1t1es so111­t111g 
brc Regret.
\ II ol the drinker·, care-. -orr<'"' and 
llow of the ki--e-I didn·1 gc1.
1 rouble<. Yc1 tht-<c old toper< iound gladck1 ::\ir­Lashes low drooped over check"< blush \':ttl?.. lo\\· ::wec1>ing: In 1he pcriunicd dcliglu of a dim-lit Boson1 soft yielding and tenderly 1hrob­z..::11a11a. bing : 
"l"r csscs '''l1osc 111cc11:--c 1110\1111 s 11 igl1. ···l·l·1111>t1s illltta 1t1r:· )'Ct 110 11._. c~t11 i11sist 
billows, sell le> : 
Thal 1hc joys of 1hc jag-gcd 0111wcigh 
Lips like 1hc i>hi>h ro<c·~ dew bc­1ho,;c of 1he kissed. 
ger111'l1e<l petal~ : 
Fragran1 breath 1)an1 ing. hall joyful. hall 
l~)'C' 1l1at are :'lt1111l>ro11' a11cl 1111,t)· '' itl1 
sobbing: 
1>a ...,1on: 
Kisses 0 11 ki ......c~. i11 \111...ti11tccl n1ea$\tre, 
.\rm-that arc din1plcd and ro11nded and 
:\fcrgcd i11 a tc111p~...t oi cx<1\1i ...i1c plca~­
dinging: 
ttr..._.. 
Check' all aglow with the -1>lt•1ulnr oi li,·i11g : But. though there', n·a-on for joy. God Lip-1ha1 1>ay toll and «•joice in 1hc ,,·01 ! f' 1\'ltlg : !low of 1he ki>>C> 1hc otlll'l' chap got? 
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(;rl·at Cac...ar ! \\'l1a1 a11 acciclc11t ! 
0 . "hat t•ould .\ drian ha,·c n1can1 By dcctini: I lcnnc<sy President ()f fltll' of onr great big balls! 
Xaked tn11h Ji3, long ::111ce grown 100 
i1'!1111c1<ll 't f1 r 1><liitc..· '\"arsit)· soc1c1~·. 
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THE CAROL OF THE CAVALIER. 

J!\' 1\TTil."\. 
l n1crrily troll 1ny lyrical lilt. As onward I canter to clouithtily tilt 
For political pu rit ic. :\ly lance is long and hca,·y and keen. And the terrified ,un cluck' away fron1 
the gleam. 
Of n1y feather-edged -nickcr--nee. 
Sec! Full in 1ny p<\th an ogre >tand,, 
( :\ow. what in the deuce care I ') 
A hundred feet tall with forty-eight 
hands. 
(Now. what in the deuce care I?) 
For an1 I not Sleepy, Sir Sleepy. the 
llra vc, 
\\'ho think> ii a cinch to make dragon' 
bcha,.c. 
But. though I am ,·alliant. still I am a 

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To political puritie. :\ly hehnct·, plume Ilic' free in the air. ( Yo-ho. rcforn1cr' all ! ) So follow the 1>hnnc of Hank Kavarrc. (Yo-ho. Now darn their gall!) So now if my glory you'd like to share, Get busy and 111> and after me fare. And give these darned demagogues one 
a,,.fl1l sca re. 
Br political puritic. 


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LIKE ANOTHER HELEN 
B'i. LY:\:\ BOYD :\[JLA:\l. 
///11,aralrd by J_11cir11 Hc11dcrso11. 
SEE voe:· said :\I acl..::cnsie 
quietly, glancing up at inc. 
I ,,·as fairlv a1nazecl. I 
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thought that surely by this ti1nc I \vould be beyond his ken. \\'here? No. not in the roost. cit her. l)id I not say ··quietly?.. .And did he not glance up at n1e? Surely you should kno"· that fello,,·s 1vho hail friends fro111 aloft gaze do\\·n. not up. J:ut can ·t a cat look at a king. say you' 

Thanks. n11· dear bo'·· and ha,·e do. ('fhey·re the surc·nough anas) . But as it happened \1•cre three kings. and it \VOuld 
one. l la1·· there skin 
even a cat to look at three kings the 
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11•ay :\lac was doing. 
·ro begin "'ith, it had entered Hal narkington·s head to celebrate a ccr· tain approaching e\•ent ,,·ith a party. :\ot the kind so111e people gil·c. ,,·ith a leather lunged Ethiopian card tray in front and a n1any arn1cd. variegat· eel. chattering, so-glad-you·can1c-out n1ultitude beyond. You sec nothing but pu1nphandling anns. glad rags and blase features; you feel nothing -but sorry for the last lady 1vhose 
train you have boarded just as the conductor rang up a go-ahead signal·
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a lre1thc·r /1111gcd l!t/1iopia11 card /ray i11 front. 
320 'Fllli. Sll'ELL SET. 


you hear-nothing at all. For (as t ho11gh there \\·asn·1 noise cno11gh be­fore) there is a band or orchestra or so1nething hidden 011! son1c\vhere l (;od wot there·s 'visdon1 in hiding "cn1) and ··f\ nona ·· and .. La (;olon­drina·· are punctuated by 011r sten­torian friend \\'ho pokes his head in at intcr,·als and bra,·s '".\ Ir. Sn1ith !" ··.\tr. Robinson!" cheerfully. regular­ly and en1phatically. :\o"· a~ I said. I-Tai';; oart,· \\·as not of th is ''arict,._
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lt \\'as a stag affair strictly. l'ards ancl good s111okc. and lots of the \vine that is a n1ockery and the strong drink that is raging. '!'here \Vere ten fello\\·s in all. I re111c111bcr, ncarlv all Epsilon .1\lphas. b111 inc. \Vho an1 nothing b11t 11nl11cky. 
I-Jenee 1ny presence. I ,·erily be­lic,·e. .A \\·edding invitation ah1•ays ~pells ten. fifteen. t"·cnty dollars or 1na,·be n1ore {111orc probably less). b11t 10 1ne a poker party is a ;;ynony1n for considerable 1nort'. I an1 thoro11gh­ly convinced that llal had this in 111i11d "·hen he so anxioush· in;;isted that J be there. I dislike hi1n for it, too. Dut as so111e good hearted Ro­111an said .. De 111or1111s. nil n1s1 bonuni.·· \\·hich n1cans that •\'OU n1us'nt taik about the hand yo11\ ·e just played. U11t \vhilc I la! is not ··1nortuis ... hc"s 111arried. and that"s 11111ch the san1e thing. For all this happened a\\·ay la:<t spring. the night before his "'edding \Vith 1-Ielen 
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11ankS, his final and CV('rlasting fare­\\'ell to bachelor jollit ~._ 
He had  been  '"inning  steadily, the  
S\\'ine !  ·rhink  of  a  n1an  in,·iting  
others  in  and  then  cahnh·  robbing  

·e111 ! ( )nee ,vhen he scooped in 111y three pretty liulc nines \vith a v11lgar spade Aush. I really pitied J-Iclen for the beast she \Vas to \\'Cd until Death did thcn1 part. Besides then too. back in the old da\'S, Helen and l
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\\·ere by \\·ay of being rather good friends until.-11ntiJ-,vell. until i disco,·ered that she "'as ext ren1ely anxiou~ for 111t• to accept an Epsilon ..-\lpha bid. I fought shy of the bid, and since that ti111e, o f icrclen herseli. :\01v Frcshn1an. ju~t a \VOrd. \•\/hen a girl co111es to you and her eyes arc big "·ith entreaty to join the Epsilon Ganunas or the .\lpha Chis. or the 'fheta Rhos or an,· other frat. don't
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think irs 011 ,·our account. StOOJ) nearer. So111c Prince Char111i11g of 
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that particular frat. has 111ade en­treaties for fc111inine assistance and "·hen she 111akcs her pica. it's the hero of \vho111 she thinks and not the frat nor yet the Frc~h111an. '!'his is ad­vice; therefore you \von ·1 take it. .·\11 Resh is grass and it ·s your only op­pon11111ty in Ii fe to be absolutely green. But I \\·as speaking of :.lac­1..::ensie. 
.\ s I ha,·e said. he sa\\' n1e and rais­ed. I raised. JI c obser,·ed 1ne again and called..\ II he had "'as a rtnlly t "·o pair. I had thought as niuch by the '"a'· he had dra1vn. 'fhe hortic11ltur­ist \viii tell 1·011 that pears are frni!. 
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So ,viii the 111a11 with three l(i11g~. 

J_J 1'.' J: . I \"OTH F..I? 11 F..LE.\". 321 


I sho"·ed do\\·n and s1niled contented­ly. for a1nong other things I had a s111ilc con1ing. Hut ~lac had in ad­dition to his queens and ~evens. a bc;tstly l(ing of J!earls. 'l'hcre 11·011ld have been nothing. ,·cr1. · irritat­ing in this. had I not held a I(ing of I lean s 1nyself. Son1cthing-11·a,; rot­ten in l)en1nark. l~1·cr,·boch· <>'rc11·
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suspicious of his yery shadO\\'. and no one "·anted to deal because people 
\\'atched  hi111  so.  Co11scq11cntly.  
\\'hen  J  proposed  an  adjo11rnn1cnt  
.~i11c  die,  nobod1·,  1·otcd  na1·.  but  the  

host. 'fo this da1· the 1111·stcr,· of the 
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deck that 11·as so ro1·alist in sent i111cnt, 
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i,; an unsoh·ed one. . \ n y11·a y. it 11•as live o'clock and high tin1e to break up. J \\·as broken up already. as \\'ere se1·eral others. T lied to 11 al. like the others had done. and told hint 11·hat a bulh· ti1ne he had gi1·en
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us. and ca111e a11·a1· ,,·ith ~lacKen,;ie. 
\\"e '"ere not the least bit thirsty. but huno...,· as "·oh·es. So 11·c dccid­
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cd to hit the first joint \Ve ca111e to \vhich 1vould be Jin1 \\'ing's. Curi­ous coincidence of idion1s. isn't it? ~lac had been dipping into 1lal's cha111pagne pretty freely. first a little for his sto111ach·s sake. then a little for his heart's sake. then so1nt' 111orc for his lnng·s sake. and on the ,,·hole. J don"t think he 0111itted 11111ch of hi.­internal econon1y fron1 the categor\'. 'fhercfore he 1Yas talkatil'c. In the
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East "·as appearing the first glo1v of the day. IIelen Banks' "·cckling day­'"cdding the sus "·ho had 1vo11 ni1· n1oney. Therefore, I didn'L care io do 111uch 111orc than be n1iserable. ~lac nianndered on about different things until suddenh· I a11·oke "·ith 
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so111ething' like a start. 
").011 knO\\' I lelen. I suppose,.. he "·as sa1·ing. \\'ell. did 1! 
. ' "RaLher... l replied. .. \\'hat of 
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"Lord, ho11· l lo,·ed her!'" I-le sni1·elled. ...\net ho"· ,-he si:en1ed to lo,·e 111e ! \\'hen J think no11· that I sold her r· 
I "·as \l'idc enough a\\·ake b,· this 
ti111c. 
"1"o 'vhont ?" I qU<.'ried. 
"\\'hy to llal, of course: Didn't 
l'Ou kno"· l sold her to I lal ~.. I-lis 
face Aushed full of drunken \\'Ondcr. 
"Xo ... I confessed. "[ didn't!" 1 had heard fron1 different sources that Helcn·s 111other had. but I didn't drean1 that :.\ lac had any hand in the transfer. l:nt he had been ver,· at­tentive so111e 111·0 seasons ago and there had been run1or:<-b11t tongues 
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"·ill ah1·ays 11·ag. "\\'h1· so?" I 11·a:.; feeling n1,· "·a,· 
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along dread fully dangerous ground. 
" Because I needed the n1oney. of 
course... returned the bibulous one. 
"l rather thought he \\'Oniel be a bea!'c 
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to her. but Lord! I lo"· I ,,·a;; strapped and the nioncy looked so good ... 1'he villain ! ·ro sell that girl to a ri1·al like JIal. \\'hat 11·on 't necessit,·
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niake of a n1a11 ! I 1valkcd on speech­less . 

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322 '/'HE STVELL SET. 
..\.ou ren1e1nber ,,. hen she ,,·as laid up last \Vinter. don't you ? \\'ell. she had been up in his lap and ,,·hen he thought she intended to kiss hi111, she nearly bit hi111. 'fhen he j u111pcd up thre\v her Rat 011 the floor. and kick­ed her. Yes sir. that 111an that called hi111self n1y friend kicked 111y Helen! 
His boot  struck  her  foot  and  she  
didn't  bear  her  ,,·eight  on  it  for  a  
nionth...  

I had stopped and ,,·a$ staring at hin1 aghast. \\'as this :;0111c cock-and bull story of his alcoholic i111agina­tion? But no ! I-le 1vas as earnest as a judge. I felt like going back and punching l-Ial's head. Hut then, J reflected. that "·oulcl do no good and he n1ight punch 111inc. Tt ,,·as not 111y funeral a111·ho''" and if I Ielcn \\'ant­
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eel to marry a brute like that. she could. So I \1·alkcd on. Her 111other had told 111e that the last tin1e T had called that l !clen had sprained her ankle \vhile out at the golf links ! \\'hat an old she-devil. she 111ust be to let her onh· daughter 111arrv snch a 
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CO\\'ardlv beast !
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i\lac \vent on. .. I lat and I like to fell out then. I couldn't ~cc e\·cn a dog• treated like that! . \nc\ the ,,·ay she 111oaned ! ()h. da1nn hi111. clan1n hi111... he shouted. stopping short and glaring at 111e "'ith hca,·,·-lidded blood-shot eyes. 
.. Be still!" I co111111andccl. "it's too late no\v ... l re turned aside and leaned his head ao-ainst a trollcv !)OSI ,,·ith his 
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anns before his eyes. for all the \\'Oriel like a little child. 
..·Yes... he 111011rned. "but \vhy did I sell her ? () \vhy did I sell her, \vhen I loved her so ! \•\/hen I loved her so! 0 ,,·hy clicl l sell her!" He asked the post over and over again. 

Great Scott ! I hadn't drean1ed of J-Ielen·s lo,·ing :\lac. \Vas he too drunk to tell the truth? Or ,,·ere there really t\\'O J-;:ings ()f Hearts in this pack of troubles even as there had been in the pack of the night's play? He \vas cr,·ing no,v. and the ,,·ay the 
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tears drop1)ed' do,vn his 111audlin face I \vould have a111uscd 111e any other tune. It didn't llO\V, hO\\"eYer. 
·-.\nd the \vay she guarded 111e and ,,·atched O\'er 111e ! I ren1en1ber the ti111e the burglar got in and ho,,· she chased hi111 off and tore the seat out oi his trousers ancl-" 
"\\'hat!!! ]Jelen Banks run a burglar off anc\ tear-" 
" }.011 da11111rd fool! \Vho said anvthin.,. about :\I iss Banks? ~ty 
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English bull-dog, I lelcn of 1'roy, and she \vas the-" 
I lost interest and leaned up against a la111p post to rccO\'Cr fron1 the shock of a tragedy spoiled. l 110 longer heard :\lac·s ra111blings o\·er the dog he had sold to I lal and ,,·ho111 Hal had abused. 
In the l~ast the da,,·n broke in rosy splendor. ushering in the ne\v born da,·. Ila! narkington and I-Ielen B;nks' \Ved<ling clay. \.Yhich \Vas in itself sad. 




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I-le /11r11cd aside a11d /ca11cd his head 11g11i11st a lrolh'y 
post for <111 1/11· •••orld like a lillfr chi/ti. 

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'FllE Sii.ELL SET. 
·rhroug-h the 111azcs of 111,· re,·cr,· broke "·hich "·as C\'Cll sadder.
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i-tole the ,-oice of the spiri111011s :.tac-And there I \vas a-hungered a11d l(cnsic detailing the virtues of his lost broke also. 1vhich ""al" saddest of all. pct and as he 1na11ndcrcd 011 hi>< voice 




·r111: S'lrt:LL SET. 325 

THESE CO-EDS' WAYS. 


Come. light nic this ·cigar and lli11g The n1atch at yonder co-eel'• wedding
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nng. For wrapped in s1nokc l now 1nay thi11k On co-cd's wars-and all th:11 'on of thing. 
. \ iair co-cd she was. and rather hriglu. Th<' nioon \\'as high. it wa' a perfect night. But when l begged. <he only 'i!(hcd : 
".\I)• 111a111111a ~a)'S it i$11 't rigl1t !'' 
..-\ l:rc:--11 sl1c ,,·as i11 1l1at 1>a ...1 1i111t·. l{ttl gro\\'tl a Sc11ior. ~l1c l1a ... lc;,r11ccl 11cr 
IillC. 
For 'twas last night she coyly ~aid to 
111\! : 
"The 11cxt show. people >ay. i' very fine:· 
That co-cd·s locks I thought 1no't fair­So 'ilken. soft. and she >O ckhonair­B111 \\'hen I touched thc111. J u1)itcr and 
]o,·c ! 
.\ hundred Rats ha,·c nnnhkcl fro111 her hair. 
Then once I w<:pl in niuch di,!(r:1cc. A ncl begged of her 10 stop the l):tcc: 
['\o a11S\\•cr ca111c-sl1c saa1g rigl1t 0 11: 
"O. don't drive nails in .\lo1he1"> face!" 
I ,0111ctimcs think ihat \'Ver hloon" too reel The paint upon the check of that <"<>·ed. .\ncl then again l smile lo think There 111ay be \\'heels within her head! 
These girls arc only l111111a11. after all. Full of n111ch vanity-:" men. of gall­
And  curiO>ity­ 0. no!  Ju$l  hear  them  
plead:  
"Please  tell  nie  "ho  "ill lead  the  17inal  

Ball... 
Sec 1ha1 co-eel. and a' I pa-' her by. 
Ho,,· s:it1cil)· ...11c ,,-i11k... tltc <>tl1cr e)·c. 
I wonder would 'he wink if I >houl<i 
Sa)' 
That all that >tuff I told her w:1' a lie . 
.\h. Lon::. a> down thc corridor you walk. And let 1ha1 Guy bc>iclc you "talk. That world-old questio11 co1ncs lo 111c : \·Viii co-eds ever cca>c to talk? 
r think the co-eel. that dear fugitive Of Profs. aud work. would lc"·c and li,·c To lo,·e : for. i\h ! hcr pa<,ive lip [ kiss·d. 
I lo,,· r11a1t)' ki .....c.. 111igl1t it take a11d-gi,·e ! 
.\nd if the beer you dri11k. the co-ed·s lo,·c for thee End in what 1nuch hegin' and ends in-E. Think that an :\ ;, harclly worth the work-· And kiss <•gain that lip 'o ' "·cctly free. 
And fear not-lc,l ~Ii·,. Kirby and lhc 
Dca11. 
So1ncwhcrc. pcrha1>,. arc hicld<'n by a 
scree11-· 
Drink on. laugh on. lo,·c on. for they Can nc,·cr roh you of 1ha1 ki,,-1 ween. 
0 . 1i-h:1w ! O. Shaw. your \'Crsc i, raw. 
'\·ot11· )':tr11... 1l1c \\'Orst l e'rer Sa\\' , 
I low. tell 111c. pray. why in ihc deuce. 
'l·Ott ca11 't n1·ra11gc :\ last i11g t rttee. 
Bet ween you and the tonured ~I use? 
You're fairly good al spieling l<.w. 
But whc11 it cou1cs to verse, 0. pshaw ! 


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THE CLOTHES OF KNIGHT. 

8Y ATTI LA. 

The riotous. golden-heaclL•cl god of day. Squinted a Aa111ing. joyou,ly bea1ning 
C)'e. 
. \ nd 1hrough the ca-tic', jealou,ly-guarded wall, :\ golden arrow. phuucd wi1h fire, lei fly. It sn1ote a knigh1 that clcl'1>ly ,Jcpt therc­
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And fired 1he stubble on  hi, Gn•eian chin.  
11c  \\'Ok e  and  spnngntg  front  his  downy  
conch,  
Roused  hint  to  aeuon.  1:ast  his  fancies  
'''ea,-e  

A ~kci11 of dough1y deeds, '1on1 knigh1< 10 O\'Crthrow. 
l)rago11s to sla~· a11<l ltt111or... to acl1ie,·e. 
Then at his 1hnndron' t<lllC' 1he ,·arle1s quail : "\\'ha1 ho! :\ly n1inion' all. bring nte n1y n1ail... 
He wai1s 1heir con11ng and his heart beats high. 
\\'ith noble fcn·or and he see1ns 10 see The frantic joy of clan1>els he has sa,·ed. And near. 1hc conquered lord on cra\'ell 
knee. And through his ""'erie he hears the call Of sonic -1crn warder on the castle wall. 
They bring 1hc nrnil. His bounding heart s1ancls st ill, The ligh1 of purpose fades front out his eye: 1'hc blood 1lrn1 pubcd so bravely knows no thrill. As he 1hat cli,appoi111i11g mail did there de,cry: A pootal. tla11111ing dra11~h1s 1hat cure all ill,, Two >eun·y in,·i1:11io11' and three 1ailor hill-. 
\\'i1w and wo1nan·s eyes. singc1h lhl poel. Oh well-a-day! True for 1hc wine, hut 'ii' wonrnn's lips tha1 kiss. Iler eye.; 
l>llt ~l'c ot1 r i1l1pcrlectio11s. 
Ii I 'hould go 10 quiz today and 1ru-1 In what I learned last night and tn1'tintr 
b\1 ...t. I prithee. 1ell 111e. would -uch t Tll'li11g 
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'r \\'.\ S absoluteh· ii .congruous to hear . \1nerican c~llcge siang-issu­ing fron1 his lips: one \\'Oulcl ex­pect "the .. Gaelic. or at the ,·cry least, the regulation Highland dialect of the ever recurring Scollish ~hort-story, for his sleepy blue eyes looked out front under a hea,.,. thatch of straight
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·rhen. in his Sophon1or~· year. the i11c,·itable happened. a girl tur11ed up -girl ,·cry lo,·ei)· to look upon and 011c ·.vho had keener percept ions and sy111pathy than n1ost. .-\ nd she soo11 found out the ruling e11thusiasn1 of his life (\vhich he carcfulh· conceal-eel orchnarily). an inordinate lo,·e and pride to,,·ard the land of his a11ces­tors. The girl \vas oi 11uguenot ex­traction and very proud of it. Her nan1e ,vas unfortunately Roach. but she ,,·as ,,·ell a\varc that originally il had been de la Roche and that behind her ,,·ere the g-lorious traditions of ancient France. 'fhey united in a fierce hatred of all things English, iro111 the d,·nast ,. of ()range and the
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the Gaelic oi it. The ..case" ,,·as longer-lived than the 111ajority oi college affairs : it lasted nearly a year. then the crash can1e. 'rhcre \vas rat her a spectacu­lar quarrel. It \Vas spring ; she left for a t\\'v years polish of travel an~ 

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ho1ne stretch o f the four-1nilc in the Oly1npian gan1es. heard nothing but the roaring-, of his o"·n cars. felt noth­ing but the burning e111pti11ess of his lu11gs. }lis feet had been rising and falli11g for ages. their 111ot io11 \\'as difficuIt 110\\". but quite 1uecha11ical. he could not ren1en1ber any other cir­cu111stanccs than keeping up their steady rise and fall. 'l'hen he sa,v. only a yard before hi111. the back of Baxter of Yale \vho had led the field 
fron1 the beginning. H e \Vas din1ly conscious that the proper thing for hi111 to do ,,·as to pass Baxter. but the distance bet\\·cen then1 refused to lessen. the stuff for a spurt \\'as not in hin1. 
Suddenly. throug-h a confused 
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'·Co 0111 ren1e111ber 'l'he Con11or­ants :Jest'' and son1ething added the one touch of energy that niadc the 
inter,·ening three feet disappear­ancl he thre\v up his hands and broke 
the tape. 
It \vas his last entry for the day, so \vhen the tu111ull had subsided and he had been duly photographed re­ceiving the cup, he hastily got into his clothes and 111adc a dive for that spot of the grancl stand \\'here his instinct told hin1 she \\'as. :\s he ap­proached. a figure detached itself fron1 the cro\\·d: yes. it '''as she. :-\ncl just behind her there "·as an­other figure. \vhich niade the conquer­ing Ste,vart sn1ile re1niniscently. 
"Jove. \vhat an English caricature," he 111uttcred...,von'l she be tickled "·hen she sees it. 
Fie s\\·ung hi111sel f up to n1eet her. and his eyes "·ere not sleepy any longer. She greeted hin1 \\'ith grace­ful cordiality. he thought eageriy that she. ioo. see111ed to haYe for­gotten that silly quarrel. Then sud­denh· she turned to the "English caricature'' behind her. 
··i',[r Ste1vart." she said. '·I \vanl ,·ou to 1neet 111y husband, :\Ir.
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See that co·cd. dainty n1iss. Isn't her ,1nilc .uperbly bland> B111. ah! my clear sir, answer this: \\'hat of the sparkler on her hand> 
0. 	that dia1nond ? A gi ft fro111 her lather, You know, he sends her lots of things­
Ah, 	n1c, it's queer how oft these pat.:rs Send the,.; co-eds wedding rings! 

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Said the sail boat 10 the nollcy car : How delightfnl it n1t1't be. To 1nake 1 racks aided hy the wings Oi clcc1ricitie. )ty friend. you\·e ,i1ll1>ly got a ,nap. At Fate you >honld not rail. 
'\ · ottr t ie5 a re ,·er~· 1>c-r111a11c11t. 
\\'hik T an1 j11'I for 'ilk. 1'111 polite as any Frcndnllan. It's Ill)' nature. I'll allow. For the architect who drew Ill)' line< ~lade first a pretty bow. Rut when T race with other boat:<. ~Vith pain l almo>l burn. Fol' when I pass thc111 1'111 obliged To look so ''cry >tern. I an1 troubled with in>olllnia. To sleep I cannot go. :\ncl I a1n forced to lie awake. 
B~cati~t.. nl)" jil>-l.>00111.... ...o. 
l\·e oit.::n seen a hearty jack. \\'ith a hankchcr 'round hi, neck. :\-piping his eye with an old clay pipe. Con1t.: shuflling up the ckck. I know you've got 111ore wheel< thau J, And you're cranky. too. alack, But you have uevcr known the thrill Of l'nnning on a tack. I don't believe in n1ixing drink< Oi any kiud or 'on. Though one of 111y <idc' i, ,tarboard And t'other one i' port. I u<ed to know a ,tca111 yacht. Its propellc1 lo,1 fair and -quarc. :\nd a >ka1e oi a fi,h had the llen·e 10 say There's a screw loo'< her< 'omcwhcre. The anchor knew he'd 111aclc a llukc. And whisperecl in tht dark. 11owen.or bad n1y bight niay he h's no worse than my barque. 
\,Ve'vc cussed H. Ilall and Gl'ace Hall. too, Likewise the IJ,111 of Faine : 
At Eighth Street 11:111 we've danced until \\'e'\'c gone home feeling lan1e. 
But there', a cla,, of creatures here \\'ho arc 'ati,ficd withal. 
And they arc the -nake< and lizard things That li\'c in .\ lka 1lall. 

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1,t1is .~\111cr111a11 j, a gc11tlc111a11. 
\\'hon1 c\·crybody knows. 
.-\nd when a whaler saw hi1n once. He hollered: "Thar he blows!" They say the i111dlcc1 that seems 
To be beneath his ha1 ls ,-ery badly clouded. \\'ith a wind cloud. 100, at that. 



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BLURS AND SPLASHES. 

IJ.I' ,/11ila-lll 11slratt·d &y nn11 N11~gli·.<. 
I laid five dollars on a tray. 
1t <Ji,:lppcarccl fro111 ,-ie,,·, !\ir: 
I lo" ,·cry strange. you·n doubtlc'' 'ay. l·or a fi,·c-dollar bill to do. -ir. .\nd >O "twould seen1 to anyone. 
But an explanation aid>. ,ir. The tray on which l laid that ntun \\'as a luckless trey of spaclcs. sir. 
T he waxen tapers dimly glcan1cd. And the crypt was black as hla.:k could be, The vaulted. vast cathedral sc\"mcd Chuck full of sombre my>tcry . . \ 111011k behind the wicket bar,_ Sat li<tcning there and said no word . . \ nd he glared at the 1naid with eye, like 
:.tars . 
.\, he the dread conics,ion heard. 
She told how she her lover"d ,Iain. 1 n $Ccrccy his corse interred, But $t ill the nionk looked his disdain, And spoke to her no single word. The piteous tale drew to an end. \Vith breaking voice and vision blurred. She 1>raycd that hc"d God"> vengeance iend, But >till the tnonk spoke not a word. Yon can well call his silence cruchic. But silent he surely had a right to be. For the nionk couldn"t say a word. since he \\'as only a Borneo chi111panzcc. 

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A Hect of schoon~rs. trig and trim, \Vith the 1nain brace neatly $pliced. sir. \\'ith hops and barley filled to the brim. And the right triangle triced. ,.ir. Through a glas. I seen the oriul scene. And it bristled up n1y ha'r, sir. For as ii the schooner, had ordered been. Together they >truck the bar.•ir.'' ·\nd at this tearful. tarry tnnc, ).fy heart would have ,welled like a ga' balloon. If the wreck hadn't happened that after­
11oon, 
Down at the Saucepan beer saloon. 
There wa' a young fellow named Dan. 
\\.ho into a Ferris \\"heel ran­,\t the eighty-first round. 
Dan looked down at the ground, 
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t\ Frcshrnan asked a co-eel for :i kiss. \•\Tell. \vhat 111ore can yo11 ex­pect fro111 a Frcsh1nan? 


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\\"her<' the .\ cgean·s \\'a\·elets kiss 
T he rock bound shores of Sala111i:<, 
\\/here Q ueen :\tossa·s Persian son 
Looked do\\·11 upon the strife begun. 
To test \\'ith s11'ord and galley beak 
\\'hich "·as the belier. Barb or Greek. 
I..::ing Cupid \\·a11Clcrcd one fine day. 
.-\nd 11111>i11g-. g::izcd do"·n on the ba1-. 

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\\"here Ol!Cl' the \\·arring trire1nes \\·hcclccl. .\nd arro\\·s hissed and tn1111pcts pealed. Fie thong-ht hin1 then nf that fierce da1·. 
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\\"hos<' still!! the 1·cars cannot alla1·. 
1'he jealousy that shuns repose. 
That IJarb ancl (;reek arc still s1vor11 foes. 

He ponclcrcd: "\\"hilc those days arc pa~t 
\\'hen annorccl ( ;reeks in battle n1assecl. 
\\'ith brist ling lanccs to oppose 
The onslaught of their Persian foes. 
Still yet the contest cloc:; not rest. 
But rag-cs in the di.-tant \\"est. 

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\\"here in the schoo!s 0f 11.'araii>g-taught 'fhe ri1·als arc together brought. :\nc! 'tis a ~in to have such 111en }Jolcl hatrt·cl for each other. "·hen. Perchance. the gods 1vo1tld rather bin•i The \\':lrring sides together, an I 
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In such a friendly union find \\.hat Fate hath fron1 the first designcd. 
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To heal the breach: that 1ask be nline: l 'll do a stunt like Frankenstein." 
'!'hen fortlnvith in the perh:nied air, 

Slo,vly crystallizing there. \ ·ague and cloud-like, shadO\Y)", din1, 
I. ,\ t the iniperious \Yill of hi111. \\·ho. by siniple beck and nod. Holds in bondage nian and god. ln tile air of that fair glarle :\ppeared the figure of a 1naid. 

F ron1 the skies he caught the blue And placrcl it in the 111aiden's eye. F ron1 ripened corn its golden hue 'fo g ild her trc~ses coiled 011 high: l{obbcd the rose to tinge her check. Scoured the seas throughout to seek l{arest pearls to ser,·e as teeth . Slyly peeping fro111 beneath Lip~ for " ·hich a honey bee \\'ould travel leagues and leagues 10 sec: Fashioned lin1bs of i,·ory: 1'hen-ah. poor hu111anity. 
Direful deed for ali of us­Spcd to high Pentelicus. And froni the fa1nous quarries there () f :11arble. purr and w·hite, and rare. \·Vrought and carved \vith cunning art. L111til ·1,•:as finished-a tiny heart. Back through the air Dan Cupid sped .1-\nd tucked the heart in its beauteous bed : Dreathed in her lips the breath of !if<· .\ nd i<ent her out to quell the strife. To cease the senseless deci1nation 
By tingling counter irritation. 
r\nd there upon that sunlit lea 
Ile christened her SOl{ORI'fY. 

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T11·ining in serpent coils about nn· heart. Glean1ing. in tinkling 111easure. fold on fold, \\'elded and forged 11·ith Cupid's cunning art, This Grecian n1aide11 leashes 111e \Yith chains or gold. She. ~gaoler o r Ill\' heart. is no 11·isc 1nerciful.
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:\o pang. no pity e'er her breast u11steels. \\'hile I full gladly pace in captiYe guise. Bound helpless to her t riu111phing chariot 11·hecls. In her dear ha11ds arc clutched the chains I love, Beneath 'vhosc \veight bends 10111 111y conquered crest. In sparkling 'vitchery there shines above The l<:cy to these fair bonds upon her breast. 
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. .\ niaid fared forth one n•orn by chance a11ci found Behind a screen rif ro-><:s on the green pa vcd ground The (;od o f Love in ~1un1her deep. unfeignc-d. She gasped in her an1aze111ent, yet did stay. 1\ncl fron1 his je\vcled quiver bore a\vay T he tinv golden shafts that it contained. H ence f ro111 that day her sisters 11·ear the darts Thus filched fro111 that so1nnolent IZing of I !carts. (Bear 11·it11css those \vhose hearts so oft ha,·e sn1ar1ed !) C nerring as the elf is said to be 1'hese 111aids surpass hi111 in their archery. .'\nd Cupid's occupation's quite departed. 
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'fHE 1ZITE. 
\\'hen I \vas vounacr bY 111an,· ,·cars 
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\\"hat g'l\''C 111e 1nore delight 'fhan ahnost any other thing \\"as o\\·ninir just a I(ite. :\s the l\vig is bent the Tree"s inclined. Sonic "·i ~e chap once did !'ay. And still I find 1ny boyhood like5 Sta,· \Vith 111.: to this da,·. 
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But therc·s one great. sad difference 'l' hal forces itself on n1e. Instead of Oying Kites. odcl's 0011s ! 'fhe bloo111ing K ires Ay ine. 
1·11 E HOl{SESl-IOE. 
The ·rurk. thoug-h of the 111ystic East, Quite scorns the God of Luck, A11d. fatalist. lays do,vn his life, \Vith blind. fanatic pluck. But l "111 1norc superstitious far 'fhan 11 a1nid or t\ bou, And ever an1 I prone to raise Fron1 the dust the lost horseshoe. So fill your glasses to the girl, \\"ho"s fated c"cr to "·in. Herc·s 10 the dainty Grecian ntaid \\"ho \\'Cars the Horseshoe pin. 

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THE GOD OF SELF. 
llY LY NN novD ~llLA~I. 
On the breast of the rolling plain of 'fi111c. 
t\ niighty 1no1111tain sleeps. :-\II gloo1ny and huge and bristling sharp \Vith terraced ran1p and to,vering scarp. 
,-\ nd a te1nplc cro,vns its steeps . 
.Afar on the toilso1nc road of Iife. 
I ts n1assi\'c b11lk defined 'Gainst the rainbo"' h11cs of the sunset ,-kies, The \vearv '"a,·farcr secs it rise.
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The nio11nt that's f. lan and the ten1ple that":< J\lin<I. 
Far in the depths of the te1nple's courts, 
Under the clo11dlc;;s sky. Sits an idol. cro,vncd \Vith a 'golden crO\\'ll, ..\nd it stares and :<tares for ages dO\\'ll 
\ \"ith a single jc,velcd eye. 
~Iany and n1any a fla1ncn there \\'orships on bended knees. Envv and f.lalicc and grin1 ?IJistrust. 
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\iVith Hate and (;recd and the high priest L11st A re the idol's votaries. 
l"here on the all.ars g-a_,·-bedight. 
S n1oke 111any a sacrific<'. Friendship ancl Tlope and slaughtered Love l) ie 'fore the idol that ;;n1iles abo,·e 
..\t the groans of ,·icti111 f_i,·es. 
Grinuner than all the gods of old 
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That the fancy of J\ I an designed, A,vfuI as Siva. the Q 11ccn of Death; A \vf11I as !vloloch or /\ shtoreth, 
Is the God of Self in lhc te1nple of f.lind. 
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(Translated fro111 the Rubinesque by Red .1-\lc :'\epopcx.) 
Con1e fill the stein. and in Jacoby's hon1e ·rhe n1rn1ory of your last cxan1 for­get­\\.hat boots it if \\·hile here '"e 'vork and 1noan? 'Tis good t i1ncs \VC·11 ren1e1nber 
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\\'ell. let thc111 be. "·hat no"· ha,·e I to say. 
Of Penick. Ca111pbell. and the gay array? 
For Gray and (;riffith. :'lliller. too. and Hill; 

.1-\JI batch it, but thcy\·e lost old Fay. 
Rather a dozen Steins beneath a sh:idv tree 
Do\vn at olcl Jake's-sand,vichcs three; 
,-\ cro\\·d of jolly students \vith inc thcre­
0. L'ni,·crsitr. \vere Paradise to n1e !
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Sonic for the glory of the gan1e. :ind so1nc 
Sigh for the ,\ ·s that neYer co111e. 
.\h. take a I) anc! let the difference go. 

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Look to the cold about us-"Lo... 
Laughing. she saYs. "into this school I b!o'v: 

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··.-\h. yes:· I a11s11·l·r ...but 11·hat 111att1:r that. And all the scroll of things un11Titten. too : 
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The protest of :\lrs. Kirb,· and of stately l'rex-The contents of a purse a ,,·on1a11 ·s due. 
.t\h. clearest. cut the class \vith 111e ~1or  fear  
1'he grun:bling-of a crusty Prof..  n1y dear:  
Con1e to the \vood~ \Vith 111c-to class each da\' .  \VCgo­.  
:\nd Springti111(· conics but once a  year.  

For sonic co-eds \\'C lo,·cd-the Jo,·eliest and the best "fhat fro111 thi' "chool 1hc ,,.a,·es of tin1c ha\'C pr<·st. They danced their dance. and cut their class . ..-\nd Prin1er-likc crept silently to rest. 
.·\nc! \ VC that no,,· :nakc n1erry in the ~chool "fhey left. and \Vatch the antics of the Frcshn1a11 fool ; Ourselves 111u!'t go out. too. son1e day: Go fo rth our!'clvc~ to n1ake a place for-other fools ! 
f\h, dear. I"ll 111akc the n1o~t of ,,·hat I yet 111ay do: Eat. drink. be 111crry. dance the long night through: E're long. into the ,,•oriel l. too. 111ust go: Sans dance. .~ans beer. sans classes. and sans-you! 
\\"hy. all these Profs. and teachers ,,·ho discuss Of all things 'visely, so111e day n1ust Lie dO\Yn and die (like all the rest), and never kno\v Of beer and love. like us ! 
i\iiyself, '.vhen just a Fresh., did eagerly frequent Doctor and Prof.. and heard great argu1ncnt. But no\v a Senior grO\\'n. and \viser, too. ·ro Jake's 1 go '''hene·er I ha,·e a cent. 
There ,,·as the door to 11·hich I found no J\:c,· . 
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\\.hen ,·011 nnd I out of this school shall pass. (>h, but the long, long ,,·bile this place shall last. \,Vhich of our con1ing and departure heeds As ~0111e T>rofs. heed a s1udeilt-0·1t of class. -349­

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Studying hard in order to i1nprove your n1ind; Better be happy \Vith the gay co-ed : Eat of the niclon and to others give the rind. 
For :\lath. and l~ngli:<h, though \Vith toil and tear. f\ncl Latin. ( ;reek and Physics I holcl dear; 


O f all that I have ever studied I \\'as ne,·er deep in an) ing but-Beer! 
L ike l)r. Schoch. 'vho passes and is gone. J-lurry. 1ny boy. rro1n Da\\·n to Da\Vll, ..-\nd ask of those \vho pass you by \\"ill l)r. Prin1er e,·er cease to ya"·n? 
I sent 111y friend unto the Registrar, So111e linl' of n1~· report to spel!. t\nd. bv and bv, 1nv friend returned to 1ne 
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And ans\\•erecl: "O, John, but your report 
So111e P rofs. I kno\v \viii jabber yet in Tleli: Oth<;>rS behincl the Pearh· Gates \vill <hvell. But this I·11 bet: \vhcrc'er they be 'fhev'll have those san1e old jokes to h·ll. 
t\h. "·ith the ~tein 1ny '\ .arsity life provides That iron1 thC'~e co-eds I 111a,· hide The great Jo,·e that I feel for all of then1. And thus keep One fo;-e,·er b) n1y side. 
Indeed. these co-eds T ha,·e loved so long­
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Have doPc 1ny credit in this to" ·n 1nuch \vrong; I-lave cau"cd 111y grades to look like E's, 
And sold 111y Reputation for a Song. 
Ah. dear, could you and I "·ith Prex. conspire, Ifo,v '"e \\·oulcl change this sorr1· school entire; \\"ould \Ve not shatter it to bits. and then Ren1ould it nearer to our heart's desire? 
Yon. 1noon. that looks on old Bonnel, so plain, J-[01\' oft hereafter "·ill she "·ax and "·anc: HO\\' oh hereafter. ri$ing. look for us ()n this sa1ne niountain. and for nie in vain! 
.And 1vhen. (). co-ed, dearest. you shall pass ()ut fro1n these halls, out fron1 each class, A thousand years fron1 nO\V, turn in your grave and laugh f\t that exa111 1·011 did not pass! 
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r\ is for :.\drain. or rather I loss Pool. 
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c is ror Cox \l'hO is called to the 'phone.
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G i for 1.iesen 11 ho has a 11·hite hand. 
Jl 13 for I-log-sett 1rho 11·orks the old 111an, 
1 is for lsaacs, the \,Vandcring Je1v, 
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\\' 1s for \\"atson. chief of th<-.\lag. 


X 1s for expensive. \vho gets on a Jag, 

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ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. 
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In order to insure a reply under this heading it is necessary to give a pscudony111 by "·hich the qucrist :nay be ans"·crccl. 'l'hc full na111e and address of the "Titer 111ust also be gi,·en. This \rill never. under any cir­
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cu111stances. be published. Questions "·hich arc to be ans"•cred in T11;: 
' C.\CTuS for :\Iay 1nu~t reach the cclitor not later than February 1st. I X o ans,vers to correspondents "·ill be sent by 1nail un lcss a l\vo-cent stan1p is enclosed "'ith the question. .1-\ddrcss all such letters to T:rn: (., CTUS. f\ustin. ·r.:xas. 
Leslie G.-\\·c rccon1n1cncl \Vhitten1ore's sho<.: polish or Jct Oil. You "·ill find. ho,vcvcr. that the latter requires less exertion in applying. 
P-n-ds.-1'hc lig-ht silk "·ill be n1uch n1ore dressy. but you "·ill find the dark flannel 111orc ser,·icc.'ablc for a bathing suit. 
:\[iss D-n-111.-.\ftcr invc~tigating the acoustics of the librar,· "·e find that a nian·s Yoicc carries as far "·hen i1: con\'ersation "'ith the librarian as "·ith a co-ed. 
B-ll-rd-B.-1. \\'ait until you are gro"·n. 2. \\'ould not advise it fer several Years-until ,·ou ha\'C reached the age of discretion. 
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Joe H .-\\'e ag-rce '"ith you that co-eds art· intruders and arc to he ignored. \\'. D .-After a thorough investigation " ·c find the n1en in the '\,-arsitv arc in no greater hurr~· for books than the girls. 
E. C. C.-\ 'ou "·ii! find the follo"·ing directions satisfactory. "'C trust. 
First. s0ak thoroug-hly in "·arn1 "·ater: push back the skin around the roots "·ith orange stick a1:d aprly ongaline: again rinse in \Vann "'ater. using Pear's soap freeh : then clry thoroughly and polish ,·igorously \\'ith buffer. 
X. 1-f.--It is \\'ell to be broad. but in frat. talk 'tis best lo specialize to a\•oicl con1p!ications. 
R.-\\--t-011. 1. ·vou \viii find it cffecti,·e at the opening of college to 'vear your oldest S\\'ealcr. s1nokc a pipe and 111ingle "·ith the con1111on herd. 3. A ftcr the season, a s111art black suit and hat arc ~11itahlc. ahvays acco111­paniecl by a good civ.ar. 
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l)anny R.-Fro111 yo11r letter \\"C j11dge that yo11 an.• rather yo11ng t•) affect ..the nia11 of the \\•oriel." and refrain fro111 gi,·ing a<h·icc. 
ll. L. S.-\Ve find it hard to advise you \\'itho11t kno\\•ing 1nore about the 111~tter. b11t "·an1 rou not to allo\v frcsh1nan nai,·etc to l11rc yo11 fron1 that '"hich is t ri!"d and true. 
J_11cile L .. -Fashion decrees large hats and flo,ving veils for this season, and \vith \'011r stature yo11 arc \vise in adopting this style. 
Joe l(.-011r advice is: Be s11rc yo11 are right hereafter before you begin to associate \Yith H.ockcfellcr. 'l'hese "gct-rich-q11ick" schc111cs are 111os1ly hot air b11bblcs and liable to b11rst, yo11 kno"'· Snipe h11nting is pleasant sport all right-\\·hen yo11 don't have to hold the bag. 
L.-Br-y-1-s.-\\'c find that the Rosaline brand can be 11sed \Vith perfect safety. lt \\·ill in1part a bea11tif11l rose color to the checks. and can be used ''"it hout pcnnanently endangering the con1plexion. 
1\.-J.-G-r-n-r.-lf yo11 feel that yo11 are safe in playing the gan1c. go ahead. Con1plications 1nay ari~c. b111. do11btless. yo11 can explain 111atters. Egypt is a dark co11ntry and rather rc111oved fron1 the \\'Oriel. so, I g11css, he IVOn't hear lllllCh. f\nd J' thoro11ghly agree \Vith )'Oll that it's only natural for the 1nicc to play "·hen the cat·s a\vay. 
Tf-r-r-t $111-t-r.-\Vc agree ,vit h yo11 that an a11stcrc behavior to,vards hint and an affected cold 111anncr "·ill tend to strengthen his ardent dc,•otion . 
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Tf yo11 can hold out and strike at the right n101nent "·c bclic,·e that you "·ill land hi111. 
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P.-Ph-s.-There is nothing in nan1cs. according to Sir \ Villian1 ·s phil­osophy. so \\'e hardly think there "'as any hann done. l~\·idcntlv he tock the con1pli111ent as it "·as intended. Dy the "·ay, "·hat kind of a clog is this anyho'v? 
L-tt-e 1-1-rr-s.-J(icking is all right in its place. B11t it's rather cxpc11­sivc to cxpcrin1ent on derbies. Next ti1nc suppose yo11 try an old slouch hat. or a cap. or a lunch basket. 
S-s-c S-e-t-11.-\\'c hardly kno'v ho'v to keep hin1 in (;alvcston. TI1c "•oods arc delightfully tc111pti11g these days. and cross-country running ha:; ceased. :\t any rate, I \\"011ld insist that he co111e not 111orc than five days 
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E-h-1 ~1-r-y.-\\'e have a page on the [nfantry that "·ill probably interest you. Doubtless the prep. school product is intere,;ting-and decidedly t·asy; so push it along. \\'e feel ,;11rc you knO\\• your g-a1nc and the1·cforc refrain fro1n giving advice. 
-B-11-a-h S-h-e-d-s.-1. Cultivate dc11111reness. 2. Concerning the con­ferences "·e hardly kno'" \vhat to tell you. P robably it \V011ld be best t <) 
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refuse to attend 111ore than four conferences each "·eek. and under no circu111­stances \vould I consent to rc111ai11 longer than one hour each tin1e. 
\·a. R-ce.-Yours is a 1nost peculiar case. indeed. \\"hen one's artistic and literary e111otions conflict \YC "·on"t ga111ble on the 011tco1nc. For the rest irs about a stancl-off. 'T'herefore. \ve cannot sav \\•hat it shall be-Lit­
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crature or Art. 
A. P-o-t-r.-1 £ it"s easy to \vork the instructors and to play politics, \ VC advise you so to do. Judging fron1 the past you haYe been very successful. 
J-1-a E-t-1.-\~'e think it best for you to quit school at the end of th..: session. t\nd "·hen you ride a\vay don "t take a car or carriage. 01nnibus or buggy. or "'agon-take a-Ha! Congratulations! 
E-1-e B-\\·-11.-\\'e agree "·ith you that the horseshoe is quite beco1ning. 
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F-o-e-ce C-\v-n.-1f you feel that cute \Vays arc beco111i11g '"e ach·ise that you \Vear then1. Re shy, coy, dainty and clen1ure, and the girls \Viii all co111e UP TO YOL'R R()Q:.\[ \vhen they go to the \"/. B. 
DOK'TS FOR FRATS. 
Don't take n1en on co111pro111ise.-S . .4. E. 
Don't trade frat. talk.-Pi Phi. 
Don't "·orship the social Gocl.-Phi Psi. 
Don't go hack Oil yol•r friends.-Phi Delta 1''1rta. 
Don't think you're the \vhole thing.-Ka,ppa. 
Don't get a corner Oil the strong 111e11.-Beta. 
Don't "·ant the \\"Orlcl.-K. A. 
Don't booze.-Kappa Sig. 
Don 't ge•1erali?e-stick to a good thing.-Sig111a ( 'hi. 
Don·t forg-et ,·011r \'Oilthfu ln.:ss.-7'he/a.
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Don·1 take in such clroves.-T/ii Ga111. 
Don't Aoss,·.-(.hi 0111ef!n. 
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Don't dig.-J)c/ta 'l'au. 
Don't give up the ship.-Sig111a .\ 11. 
Don't affect the (;rcek.-Sig111a .\"u Pili. 
Don't be too exclusive.-C'ki ?iii. 
Do11't despair.-///plia 7'011 0111ega. 
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Has developed a \VOnderful hobby. 1-Ie's loving the girls, 'fheir sn1ilcs and their curls : 
'fhis onetirne bash ful n1an, Robbie. 
Since the han<lso111e ~-oung sopho1norc called Jones, I
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The corridors echo \vith groans. 
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So able a president's nan1e. But he knO\vs he is pretty, t\nd thinks IX! is \Vitty. 
So. ala~ ! for poor Freshn1an ~·lcLean. 
'fhcre \Vas a scapegrace at the Hall 
\ Vhose inconstancy led to a fall. For he tried to con1bine :\n affection for \\•ine 
\\'ith the ethics o f Brackenridge llall. 
'fhat pretty Junior La\v. Ton1111y Cobbs. 
\\'ith the con1n1on herd ne,·er hobnob~. E re 111any 111onths go He 'vill learn this is so. 
T hat '\'arsity's no place for snobs. 
I knO\\' a ntan \vho so dense is 
That he thinks talking £rat no offense is. Of his ·steen bids he boasts. P.ut a fc,,· \vcll-ai111ed roasts 
\\'ill bring hin1 back to his senses. 
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\\'ho gre\v 'till he gre\v very tall. 
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"I can no1v gro\v no 1nore at all. .. 
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ANOTHER ALL-SOUTHWESTERN TEAM. 

fo ·r11 E (A<.:Tt.:S: :l{) E . .\LIZJl\G. appreciating-, and fully next lo 111~· ability as a football ~official, and also trusting to 111y keen judg111cnt. fostered :111d nur­tured by years of not playing football. Ego. I. n1e, and n1yself have all unanin1ously. concurrently and "·ith one voice requested asked. begged and even plead \vi•h 111e to pick an .-\11-Soulh\vcstern 1:001ball ·rean1. .\ftcr n1?1ch consu!ta1io1; ,,·ith nn·.. ,,·ortln·. coll<.'n~uc. Tlenr\.·. and 
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Given, this the eJc:·,·cnth clav of Dc;.ce:nber, :\. D .. nineteen hundred an1i 
fot1r. at n1y O\vn private and personal den, under n1v hand. foot and seal. 
!<'. Jlo~1 ER Cu1rriss. 

For Left End. F. Jio:ncr Ct1rtiss of ·r<.'xas. 1)1 REC'rC)R OF TITE U>il\. ERSITY OF ·rEX.\S <;Y.\I :\ r\STG.\!S. 
For Left ·rack le. F. I Jon1er Curtiss of 'fcxas. PRESIDENT OF 'flll~ 'l'l~X:-\S l:\1'ERCOJ~Ll·:GTf\'I'E ATI-I­LE'flC .\SS()Cl:\'fIO~. 
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Fo1· Left Guarcl. F. Ho111er Cunis<' oi ·rcxas. PRESTOE~T OF 'l'IIE S<.)L-TH\\"ES1'ER:\ I:\"J'l~RCOLLE­(~J:\"l'E !\ "l'flT.E1'TC .\SSOCJ.\'l'JC):\. 
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' e I ' For Lt•h l lalf. F. 1Io111er C11r1iss or 1'cxas. l :\STRCCTOR I:\ S\\'El)JSH GY:\l:\.\S'rJC'S .\:\f) .\PP.-\R:\.TCS \\'C >RK. CT-I:\1'AliQL.,\ SCll<><)J, C)F PfT)'STC."L EI)l 'Ct\ ·rt0 "\'. 
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For 	Center. F. Ilon1cr C11rtiss or ·rcxas. ~IE~IBER OF 'J'IIE .\~!ERIC:\:\ Pl-IYSIC.\L EJ)!_;CATIO"\' SC>CJ E1"\'. 
For 	Full Back, F. I-Io111er Curtiss of 'J'cxas, 11l"::~IBER OF '!'I IE SC)CTETY OF CC>LIJ~GE (;\':\l:\ ASI!_;~[ J) IREC'l'C >RS. 
For Quarter 13ack. 17. lclon1cr C11rtiss of 'l\:xas. PI-fl 1-;:1-\P­1'1\ PSI t\ :..1 1) ()TI-lER 'J'l l l:\(;S. t 
For 	Rig-111 I lalf and Captain. F. l !01ncr C11rti~s of Texas. FR1\ ·r !\R()'f'I-TER TO SC)!, :\I E1'7.(~ER :\XD 
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For Riglit (;uard. F. J-Jo1ncr Curtiss <>f ' l'e:-;a~. E'rC.. ETC.. 
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For Right ·racklc. F. I-Io1ncr Curtiss of ·rexas. ET CET­
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I~or Right End. F. I lo111er Curtiss of ·rcxas.( 1 !?!'** !S !?) 

In <>'enera 1 l nu\,. safch· sav that '"hen \\·e "<1zc ltJ)CJ11 this a'"'rc«at ion
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\VC >cc stars. 1'akcn i1vliviclually. each player runs like an antelope. butts in like a goat. and the ladi,•s all ~a,· he is a perfect deer. 1lis interference is superb: in fact he is nottd for interfering \Vith everything-he secs. I-le is a "'onderful kicker and the possessor of an aquiline nose. 'l"his is ahvays seen thrusting itself into line bucks. end runs or affairs of others. l Te is a 111oclcl player and nc,·cr indulges in fits of anger approaching-hysteria and \\'Oulcl rather die than to be guilty of unsee1nly. uncalled for and ungcntle­n1anly conduct to" ·ards the officials of the ga111c. I le cannot gain tnuch ground because he i!< not a houst•holclcr. but aside iro111 the fact that he is no good. he is still all right. 
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Presented With Great Success Before The Student Body of the University of Texas by A Talented Company consisting of Delegates from the Various Sororities of the University of T exas 
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0Ll\'l'.: (;REES' £\·t:R1 .\ .. TISC: ,,,, )I \H1os STEAl>F,\$T. ·rr11e. tric.·cl•.a111I tru..t)'. dcl"-gatf.."S fro1n Delta Sigma. 
jl'LI.\ STIL.t:s .\SO Jl .. ;LPlll.\ J\t..,,."-0'.\, llairtt)· dc1c:g:itc:t iro1n Ep..ilon l~cta. 
f_\\'Jt.\ l"''''ID ·''D J.11.1.\· '' \ll\-0 \1Jo:1:. l)c.:1nurc flclt:i;:ate:> from 1"a11 Sis.:,1na. K1TT1t: (."onxt;R r.r.o'' '· \'icti111c.--.., .,f the ·rf1ro.ure·Cha111bc.:r. 
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~lai<l"'"·in-\\":titing: \\ ''' 1:i,1.:urc:.... ( 'ltC\\tng G11n1 \ d,:, ct.111t:lin111$; 11hu1ns.:rotJlll'" of Robert \\"at· I ki11-.; r:acc l'.)O\\'flcr Reprt; ..Clll;\\I\'(': \li•ntl>er:. "'' lite \ 'ariot•' Sororitic ... ('t]llll·~ o( L.aclie~ llo1nc Joltrnal. l>e~inc.:ator. a1,1l Stancl.ar•I l'c:... i1.;.nt:r are scatt~rccl abol1t ihc roon1. S('l•::X E: Ashb,~t roo111 1/,,riu;: l'ou·llt•IJ,·11ic ,lf,•t.•t;,,g. 'l'J ~I I·:: T/ir~·t.~ ,/fl)'S ""'' l-'lft1•1•11 .\/i111ttl'.( l•cf4rc 1">/c,Jgc Day. ' 
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Curtain rises on t·xt·itt·d g roups. girls running hithl'r and t11ithcr. "·ildh· g-el"ticulating and t('aring th1·ir hair (also that the~· houg-ht). l)clta Sig111as on be;ng approached n·fu~e In o,:culate and stand '>:'h:ntatiously aloof front the rest. Opposite 1hen1. the Epsilon ne1as and the ·rri .\lphas are engaged in clo>e con,·t·rsation. 'fhe ·rau Sign1as in !ht· center o i the roon1 are palpably ,·acillating-and furiously che\\·ing g11111. 'l'he President takes the chair and raps Yigor1>11~h·-\\·ho happens to he •tanding nearby. Pres­ently she raps the table also. and at this juncture 011c of the girls calls for her \\-rap. ·rhe11 ~uclclcnly there co11u.:;; a pansc s1cali11g-i11 through the door and the assc111blage is \\rapped in a heavr cloak of on1inous silence. 
1'/te 1~reside11t ( in a 111elo-dran1atic ,·iilai11 \l'hispcr): "(;iris. the hour has ca1ne !" . \ titter runs around tht· roon1. but is speedily caught by one of the girls 0­
and 1hro\\·11 fro1n !ht• \\i11do"" Silence again. 
President: "'J'h<· 111cc1i11;::-" ·ill please co111e 10 orcler." 
.liiss Steadfast: "\\'ht•re is order,.. 
President: ..·You art• out oi order. please be $Cated." 
.l/iss Steadfast: ".\111 I? I ne,·er kne\\· I \\·as in. ·rhank vou for the suggestion: and. cr-parclon 111e-\\·ould you 111i11d lc11cling 111e your frat p111 --I \\'ant to \\'rite a story." Another tillcl' starts, but is hastily stopped and choked to death. 
•lliss c:il/iard: .. Ro~e Bud. dearr. tell 'c111 10 state the object of the 111ecti11g.. , 
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Loud cries fro111 all a,;>e111blcd-""1'hc Docn1ncnt ! 'J'he l)ocu111enl ! \\'c"ll hear the f)()Cl '".\I E~'I' ! Read the Docun1cnt ! O n 1vith the DOCU­.\1 E~-r ,.. 
'fhe P resident raps rapidly for order and presently that \\'Orthy indi1·id­nal co111es sliding through the clti<>r "ith her hands up as ii \\'arding off a blo\\'. She has just taken hl'r ,;cat and silence begins another reigi1 oi terror a111ong the g irl;; -,,·hl·n ".\liFs l)elphia Jackson asks in a 1vhisper : 
•• 1s that the Doc-,·ou-1ncant ?" l'a11de111011iu111 starts again and 1vith 111uch difficult~· (1vho \VOrks hard) the President finallv restores peace-piece by piece. 11/i.,·s Gilliard: "'i\lr.-1 1nca11 ".\iadan1 Prcsidrnt-1 111akt.. a 111otio11 that c,·er,·bodv except the dck•gatcs leaYe the roo111... Prcsid,•nt: ··ooe~ the lacly front ·ri"i .·\lpha p111 that 111 the fon1; of a 
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.1/i.~s Gilliard: ··she clo-1 nl!.:an. I do-she docs ... 
Prrsidr11t : ··1)0 J hear a $ec011d to that n~otioP :·· 
,lfiss Steadfast: ··\\"ait long enough an<! you "·ill h<'ar a 1n111111e.'" 
:\ gain the titter n1akcs a feeble effort to exist. 'J'he Prrsident rap!> 
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11/iss Jackso11 : ( Slo,vly ari~ing) "".\ladan1 President. it g'ivcs 111<' great plc•asurc to have the exqui;itl' honor of arising· to second that 1no1nentou3 :1101 iC'll. 
.Iii.~~ S teadfast : ""l'ray. tel! n1c, \\"hen did you g-ct to he ti1ne-kceper 
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.1/iss !i~·crf11.,·ti11g : ""\lac\:1111 Pr~sicient. T protest. l protc~t in the 11a1ne vf all that is sacred. true. nohle. honorable. an<l iashionablc. The ho11or of l)elta Si~11a ha~ 1icr11 :111pcached. and Delta ~ig-111a has a right to h,·ar and be heard. That's 110t all that Delta Sign1a has. either. Llcsidci;. \\"<' have talked to 1nc11 ''"ho kno'v a1rnl '"e de111a11d that this thing-be done legally." 
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Miss Gi!liard: .. \\'ell, pardon nte, 1ny dearest Gastoncss. but 111v 
niotion for the delegates to 1novc hasn't been voted on yet, Rosy." 
President: "111c Ch<iir rules that all out-siders leave the roon1." 
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Pre:side11t: "Then to be niore explicit-the Chair rules that all those 
\\·ho are at present present and are duh· delegated delegates \viii re1nain. 
All others-to\vit: those "'ho are not delegates \Vill please 1nake their 
exit (and anything clsc they 1nay choose to):· 

Exit all the delegate~. talking rapidly and nn1rnn1ring indignant pro­
tests. J1iss Everlasting: '·Pray proceed, ~lfarian, and read the thing." I 1\Iiss Steadfast: ..'J'his docun1ent-·' Chorus : "Protest ! ! !.. ,\fiss Steadfast: ..:\lildant Chainnan. I haYe the noor and I de111at!d 
that 1ny rights be protected. I shall b1·ook no interruption. \\'hy there is 
so 1nuch noise here that one \\'Ould thick "·e \Yere in the library and that the 
librarian \vas entertaining a cro\\·cl of young gentle1nen gathered about her 
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President: ..I order order!.. 
Silence slo\\·ly settles do,vn. 
,\1iss Steadfast: (Proceeding) ·'This docu1nent 1vas delivered at the 

Delta Sign1a lodge last night at half-past eleven (just afte1· '"e had suc­
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(Reads) : ..\\'e the 11ndersignecl chapters (~. 5. and 6. pages 1 to .3 
inclusi,·e) tncmbers of the Pan-Hellenic Conference of the \'arious Sorori­
ties of the Cni,·crsity of ·rcxas \\'ish to enter protest against certain courses 

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the spirit of the inter-fraternity contract." 

"Can Delta Sig1na explain the persistent and \Vicic spread ru1nors that 
i\1 iss l{ittie Corner l~rO\vn \Vas pledged to that fraternity. by that fraternity. 
previous to her graduation al prep-school ? \\·e are infor111ed. also. that said 
young lady has been invited to be a guest at ~·our house 1vithin three 1veeks 
of pledge da~'· 1'his. in our opinion, violates the clause pledging to refrain 
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··Jn addition to subtraction. fro111 and n1uhiplication of these offenses. ::'ll iss l(atherine Gould " ·as heard to yell 1'i1ne ! and seen to break a\vay excitedly fro1n a group of l)cha Sig111as. crying out. ·1 can·t tell you no\v­plcase don·t ask n1e any 111ore !' \Ve kno\\· this to be true. Can you 
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··\•Ve ask for justification on these points-ho1vcvcr sharp they 111ay sec111. ?11[oreover. '"e beg to anno11ncc that \Ve cannot another year be bound by a contract-in vie"' of the fact that '"e have not heretofore been bound by it. \Ve suggest that probably sonic leather b:nding or cloth or even papc1· 1vil1 suffice in place of a contract.·· 
"This. ::'1Iacian1 President. and Lady Delegates fron1 the \·arious Sorori­ties of the Gni,·ersity of 1·cxas is the docun1ent \\'e recei,·cd last night. \Ye arc here to de1nand an explanation "·hy these charges arc brought. and to investigate the foundation upon \vhich they rest.·· 
.lliss Jackso11: ··>:obody \\•anted the old contract in the beginning­
'"e told you it \VOuld be. ( \Vi th dignity) T he Epsilon  netas­ 
111/iss Gilliard:  (Jnterr11pting)  ··Oh, hush Delphia!  \Ve  " ·ant  these  
charges explained.  Ros~·  Bud, I  \vant that freshn1an  brought  in !"  
President :  "What is the pleasure  of the body?..  

Chorus : "'fhe FRESTI~11\~~The l'RESIIS::'ll1\?\ !! "·c'll have the FRESI-I::'lft\N ! !!'' 
(Exit Laura Da1·id. 'l'cnsc silence for a nion1ent. Re-enter :'IIiss David 11•ith l(ittie Corner Bro1vn. blindfolded. gagged. bound. handcuffed. being led by a chain. 1'hc 1·ictin1ess is led to the side of the Presidenfs table \\·here she re1nains standing. pale and tren1bli11g.) 
Prrside11t: ·'::'lliss Gilliard, yo11 111ay exan1ine the 1vitness:· ,lfiss Gilliard: ··\\'ell pardon 111e. but I a1n no doctor. and T don't 1111ag­ine I look 1n11ch like a teacher.'· Prrside11t : '"fhe Ch<lir by \vay of expl<ln<ltion 11•ill say that yo11 n1ay question the 1vitness.'· 
Jliiss Gilliard : "'Oh. ha ! ha!-you 1nea11 I n1ay ask questions. do you? \\'ell. I a111 a co-ed and. therefore. T proceed. First. ho11·ever. plea~c re11101·e the outer coYering and hardy habili111ents. ·· 
(1'he victin1ess· blind-fold. handcuffs. gag and chains arc ren10,·ec} and she blinkingly stares about her.) Jliss Gilliard: ··>:01\· i\liss Bro\\·n tell the jury. your na111e. age. date and place of birth. occupation :ind­
.1/iss Stiles: (Interrupting) '"()h, let 111e question her-1101v. please do. Really, Precious. i ·ll treat to chili if you'll only let 111e. /\h. that's <\ good g irl. (rl'urning to victi111c•~) :\O\V I 1vant to kno1v about I hi;;. 1'hree 1veeks. eight days. t11•enty-seven hours. sevent~·-four n1in11tes. and eighty­
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1'/te f/. icti111rss: .. \\'hat boy? \\/hat girl? v\lhen? \Vho? \Vhich or \Vhat? \vhcrcfore and \VII\·?'' 
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?'he T'icti111css: (JnnO(l'nth') "[ ha,·en't 111y pur~c ,,·ith 111e. but hO\\' 
lllUCh is it?" 	I l I 
.ll1s.; Sti/,·s: "Enougth ! ans\\·cr 1ny question:· 
Tiu• T''icti111rs.1" "I Ta~ it any sub-11eads ?" 
J/iss Dai·id · ( T11tcrr11pting) ";\o,,· Julia. l don't think she can have said that. So111ebody told ntc that every night she cril·d herself to sleep for fear she ,,·ould11't 'get a bid." 
J!iss Gilliard : "Stuff a11c1 nonsensc ! ft ,,·as all O\'l'r Rockport last su1n­111cr that Elizabeth Onuonc! ga,·c a bathing party in honor of the ·Delta Sigiua Pledge'... 
('!torus: ... \ bathing 1.ar1\·-()h. Hea,·cns !-this is too n1uch. too too 
n1uch... (Girls all faint and sn1elling-salt representatives step to the 
rescue.) 
.lliss Da•·id: C .\ri~in~ :incl al1;1ost b1Tathless: staring straight at the 
,·ic1 in1es~ and pointing-a fingTr of denunciation at t hl' crouching c;eature) 
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'/'he Victi111rss · " 'l'hc Delta Sig111as never \Yrc,lc. printccl. or spoke to 
111c of frat in n1y ii fl» ( )i course. I a111 not plc<lg-ecl-boo ho~boo hoo 
() inc-boo hoo:· 
.l/iss Stiles: ..J ,.,upposl' \\'C shall ha,·e to take thl' young lady's ,,·ord. 
.\ftcr that if there i~ a11\·thing left ,,.c ,,·ill take that also. :\o,v. on the next 
head (referring to note>) : :\1 is" BrO\\'ll do you considc1· that ,·ou \Vere 
,·iolently rushed ,,·hill' lorli.rl·cl at the Delta Sig-cr-f.odge ?" 
1"/te / 'icti111css: "\\'1.·ll. harclh-. # the,· '''crc-er-loveh· ... to 111e. of 
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course the,· ah,·a,·s arc-but l 1)11) <.tudY-·· 
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SL· RT~ T{ittie has had 111ore i i111c to study than she E.\f ER did \vhen the 
Epsilon Betas \\'ere nionopolizing her every other night-at their 
J>,\R'J"IES !" 
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.l/i.1·s Stiles: .. Really. \\'ell. \\·e did not think that \Ve had cno11gh clain1 on .\I iss Bro1v11 to supervise her ~t11dics, but-.. 
7''1c /7 icti111<"ss: ( :'11feckly intt-rrupting) ··'rhe parties \VCre a\vfully nice-a11cl-ancl-so 1vas the \Vt'ek at the I-I011-I niean Lodge-and th<' chilis. and g-11n1-and candy. ancl trolley rides-and all that-(breaks do1,·n and \veeps) lloo-hoo-Doo-hoo. n111. girls. PLl~.\ sE don"t fuss O\·er llll" and don·t \\'el'P and gnash your hair and tear your teeth ,,·hen I a111 gonc­Boo-hoo-1-1-1-Like you .\II ( Bu:·sting in to tears) Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-­and l hate ;o lose any of you for 111~· friends-hut (sobbing) since this ha.; con1e up. I 111ight as \veil tell \'Oll that J ha,·e 111ade up 111y 1nind-and this in spite of the fact that l ain a t"o-ed: (l:raci11g up) 1-1-T-Boo-hoo­J a111 going to he a ·rau Sig111a ! .. 
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( \\.ild applause and cn e,; of ··spel·ch ! ....Speech!....Speech!., Curtai 1~ slo,1·ly rise on victi1ness ( \1·ho i1olcls ii up ali right) supported by the 'l'au Sig1nas. 'l'hl· other girls sit. exchanging looks of blank astonish111ent-110 one getting th<' belier of the tr:ide. Sl·cond curtain s:o,1•ly dccends and son1t one iron1 thl· g-alltry cries out: ··.\I.L'S \\"EI.I. '1'11.\'I' l·:>JJ)S \\'ET,L!''J 
'l' lllS :\C)l1LI~ FRESll.\I,.\:\ PRESll)l·::\'I'. 
\,,\'ell I don't ,,·ant no ~atli11 gnns• in n1ine, 
:\o forty fo11r~. no dirk, 110 gun. no knife 
>:or a111· other thing-that blot:: out life. 
For I '\'e no earthh· U'l' :'or 1hings like thO,.l'
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:'o long-. as n1oisturc fro•n 1111·. tear-duct tlo,,·:<. 
'J'hl· pla~hing tear drop ;oothes the s<ivagc IJ1"t'<\St. 
'!'hr s:ih floods straight11·a~ \\'a~h gri111 \vrath a\1ay. 
,\ 11cl 111urd·rous glances fron1 black n1asks allay. 
'J'h(' pine trees ~h11clcler at thl' gloo111y sight as r 
Redouble tear 011 t,•ar and ,-igh on sig h. 

Rause 111it the po111p of ,,·ar. \\"hat use Sa\· 
Is \'Ot1cler fro\\·11i11g fort. \'Oil stateh· fleet : 
'!'h,• rrek i n,. r-tu be of ca r11a,.,"'c no1\· is ob:<olek·. 
( ;ri111 visaged V\lar hath s111oothed his 11'ri11kled front. 
Decausc he knO\\'S 1111· l«ars h:ivC' got hi111 sk1111t. 

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Sept. 27. 'fhc cla11s begin to gather. Frcsl1111cn clo Rip \fa11 vVinklc stu11ts i11 Pool's roo111 at B. I lall. l{etaliatory 111ca"11rcs arc at 011cc adopted by upper classn1en. "Spare the rod and spoil the child ... 
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()ct. r. Randell tries to get board at the f(appa Kappa <:an1n1a ho11~e but fails to n1ake ~ood. .\ II nt\\•con1ers arc paddled at IL 1lall at 12 o'clock 
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Oct. 3-1'he Faculty begins to dra\v its 5alary toda.'" Fro111 this ti111e it's 11p to us. Oct. 7. Blackstone brought to life bv the exorcisn1s of Judge i\IJiller. Pool \VOrks for the first ti1ne in his life. -375­



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()ct. 14. t..:ngineers, }."resh1ne11. and l.a\v~ engage in I 
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footecl. Ed. c·rane and l\ilh. · lllocker \Vere hauled hack fro111 the Sig' 111a Chi house and 111ade to "'alk the plank. 
()cl. 1 ;;. Carrie Xation arriv(·cl this n1orning a11d 111ade a speech. creating a great stir in the Corridors. Pat quakes and talks Hibernian slang. '['he President \\'as not to be found. but a battery of rapid-fire phO!l"· graphs " ·as turned on the cro\\·d and they c1:sper>ec1 bC'­forc the :<torn1 of arn1or piercing speeches. 1'he La" s resolve to "'ipe out the night's defeat in gore. The tank is ~ci·~ntifically rushed and a phalanx of Peregrindcr;; g-uanl every approach. 'J'he l !ickcr Quartette is dun1pecl inlo ,1 deep 111ud-hole to the: enraptured delight of all the spectators. 'fhc Faculty appears. but as all 
the 111ud has been used 011 the l~ngineers they arc left u11n1olcstccl. Speeches iollO\\' fro1n the President. :\l ezes. .\!ill er ct al. :\I uch ~peculation is rue as to \\·hat Go,·ernor l.anhan1 "·ill say. Cro"·d is di~pcr~cd by the t\ustin Ri fies. 'fhe sigus arc paintrcl out that afternoon anc! peace reign>. 
()ct. 15. :\lan111101h ~birt tail parade. I:. I !all "·alks the streets like 
Jia111lefs ghost. 1'he ghosts proceed to haunt the l(appa house. and cause 
consternation at a rush party there. 'fableau. hilarious paraders. terrified 
Fresh111e11. tearful 1'appas. Ed Crane is so shocked that he cuts a "·isdo111 
tooth on the spot. 1-J is ja'v is the size of a peck 111casurc by r 1 o'clock P. !11. 

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holds a n1ct1ng to take action CHI the parade and to relie"c Crane shouid \\·orsc conic to \\"Orst. Oct. 17. 1\s;;ociated PrC'$S Sh;\\v scoops the State~111an \Vith a full 
account of the rcprcs~iv<' n1ca~11res adopted at the l;acuh \" 111ceting and is reprin1anded by the l)can for .\•c•llo\v JOurnalis111. ("ranc•s ja\\" is slightly COn\·alcscent 
Oct. 20. (;rand football ralh.·. lnquest is held at the l(..\. house O\'C!" the corp;;c of one Joel \\"atson. Oct. 21. \\"ell. hO\\" doc~ it feel to be scalped a11y\\·ay? Oct. 27. l'rane's ja\\" has resu111cd nonnal proportions and he is shaking hands 1vith :icquaintanct·s in th<' c0rridors this 111on1ing-. Oct. 28. Rev. Paine preachc·s at 11. 1-Iall and '"Sleepy'" Robinson stan1­pe<les the' congrtgation by )'Cl!ing .. Fire:· Oct. 30. I'ool g<>es to church and co1nes ho1nc sick. Xo\·. 1. Plccl!~e day for the f1·a1ernities. ·rhc·rc is so1nething doing. Xov. 4. 'fhe Carni\'al op~·ns. Ri:1gli11g·s Circus co1nes to Lun1p is fed to the lions. but they refuse to touch hin1. 1'\ov. ·'· Chicago ga111r. \\Ihere in the deuce 1vcre •' vou \Vhen that C\'Clone st ruck ? Xov. 8. "fhc :\I. :\f. :\l."s 1nake their debut. 'J'urke\'S at the \ \Ionian',: 

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buiiding ar(' r:iidrd. Officer llrodic is detailed on the case. 
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Xov. 10. 'rherc is a turkc\• feast near B. Hall. ·rhc authorities have a cle\\'. the l\1. .\I. :\l."s ha\·c the turkeys. 
Xo\·. 1-1. ' ['he :\L. :\1. ?\[.";; appear again. Signs arc painted on th..: cen1ent \Valk near the \vest entrance \\·elco1ning Prexy ho1ne fro111 Chicago. Diogenes tell~ a fearful talc of 1nidnight deviltry. and ()fficer Brodie gives up the chase. 
Xo\·. r:;. l~cign of terror l'till co1liinues. Frei::hn1an reception take~ place on this night. 1"he president of the Frcsh1na11 cla~i; is kidnapped by n1asked banditti and pre\'cnted iro111 leading the ball. I le out \\'its his captors a11d by his \"<lior and adclre~sc~ 1nakc~ his cscaoc. .\nothcr .\1. ~r. :\1. 01:1­rage. 'l-he colkge authorities u11i1c to crush such la1vless outbreaks and the Betas vO\V rev..:ngc. 
1\ov. 16. Crcat excite111cnt prevails a111ong the l'ororities. 1\ n1icl11ig-l:t 111essage ii-delivered at the Kappa hou~e requesting tht·1n to disgorge felon;­ously secured Frcsh111an in \·iolation of the spirit and letter of the rushing agree111ent. 1\ crO\\"d of revellers passing the J(:ippa house at 5 .·\. ~I. n.:­rnark ··Thry\•e seen a rat.·· 
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XO\". 17. _.\ rlicle appears in the Texan containing a vivid account of the sororit,· n111ddlc ,,·hereat excite1nent ,,·axes hotter and hotter. Clint Bro,,·n takes to the ,,·oods. Fake letter purporting to co1ne fron1 the Kappas is sent to the other sororities \vith counter charges of treason. 1nurder. arson, sacrilege. and attendant villainies. :.\I. l\I. ::\[."s arc accredited ,,·ith stirring up the strife. 'fhe Pi Phis call in ()fficer Drodic. but al the 1nention of the :.\!. i\L :.\J."s Brodie takes a sneak. 
Nov. 18. l'.:xciten1ent is still unabated. \\.ho 'vrotc "Skis1n ! Skis1n ! Skis111 !"' \Vho sent the fictitious letter ? En11nc11 ivlclnnis joins Clint Bro\vn in the \voods. .'\re the :.\ [. l\I. ::\'1."s an auxiliary of the l(appas? 
Xov. 19. Sorority pledge rlay. l(appas find all the n1esscnger bo~ ~ cornered, and they hire Beta. Phi, and I<appa .·\lpha porters. The oth..:r sororities ser,·e notice on these fraternities that such partizanship ,,·ill not be tolerated. Three du1nn1ies arc found on the can1p1?s bearing signs ··SpikO?d by I<appa r\lpha Theta:· "Spiked by Pi Beta Phi."' "Spiked by Chi On1ega.'· .\ ~ra,·e stone i'\ also iound near the \\"on1an·s lluilding \\•ith the inscription "))one to death by the Kappas-:\ vict in1 of violent rushing."' 1'he :.\I. :.\I. 11."s have been at \VOrk. 'fhe :.'IL :.\L :.\L's have a bacchanalian orgy on the ca111pus Beck vo,vs vengeance on all la\vlessness. \ "isitors call at the Phi house. and leave cards all over the la,vn. 
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Xov. 21. The Engineers have an elaborate banquet. The bron10 seltzer 1narket looks up. Xov. 22. The l.\:appas give a ball at the Driskill. 'fhis is the onlv social e,·ent of the year not n1arrecl by the iVL 1\I. :.r.'s. 
~ov. 24. Carrie Nation dines at B. Hall, and calls Pool do,vn. 
Nov. 25. Carrie Nation addresses the La\v Dcpartn1e11t. She holds an overAo\v 1neeting at the church that night, exposing Quizn1aster Frank. A nian 's sins \Viii ahvays find hi111 out. l\ov. 29. 1'he I-Juttuts sho\v at the Hancock. 'fhc roost sings the \Vandering Je,,· to Burford Isaacs. 
Dec. 3. The Cactus triu111Yirate has an inspiring n1idnight oyster feast. 
Dec. 4. Deck. Han1ilton n1arries and causes a n1ighty sensation. B. 
I I all is draped \\'ith bl:ick. and has a dark br0\\'11 taste for t \\'O days after,,·ard. 
Dec. 12. A. Pi Phi dance is rtunored. Ben :\lilan1 signs a treaty of 
peace "·ith "Pud" 1Iun1n1el. Jle 111ay no''' get a bid to the Pi Phi dance. 
Dec. 17. Exa111s arc here. 'rhe Gern1an club has been res11sicitated 

and gives a feeble dance. Dec. 23. Schlitz bottles arc fo11ncl in front of B. 1-Iall. 1\L 1\I. j\1f.'s? Officer Brodie thinks he has a clc\v to the case. Jan. 4. George Baskett is ,·isiting at B. I-Jail for the sixty-third tin1e since :X0Yen1ber first. Jan. 7. _.\lex Pope c11ts a ,,·isdo111 tooth. Jt is believed that this ,,·ill ha,·e a generaI good <'ffect. Jan. 14. The Final Rall election begins to sinuner. Several candidate3 are in the field. Freshn1an :.rcLean \\'ithch·a\\'S in good order. Jan. 17. Final Ball election. Clinton Bro\vn is elected. Robbie 111akes a ga111e fight for n1ore gr11b and less politics. 
Jan. r9. Intersociety debate is pulled off. 'fcn1pcrt!ncc q11estion is arg11ed. and finally opinion is reached (hat it is a good thing only in spots. I<. C. l\Iiller and L11111p get interested and find snakes in their beds at the Hall. 
Jan. 21. La\vlcssncss at B. Hall. Roo111s arc found stacked and snakes are olenfiful. Fears are rife that the :.J. :\L :.1.'s arc on the 1110,·e. 
Jan. 25. There is a Ball at the Capitol. I<. C. :.filler docs society. 
Jan. 26. Can1p11s fires. TIIE -:\!. :.\r. :.\I.' s ha vc scen1ingly re,·i ,·ed. 'fhis is a 111istake. hO\\'Cvcr. The organization is d01\'n and out for good. '!'here \viii be peace at the '\·arsity no"" 
Jan 27. It's up to you, r_u111p. Pool is busy trying to do so111cthi11g for Buck Basket. Sha\v scoops the State press on the Liltlcticld donation and Alex I'ope goes to Palestine to attend the 1vedding of Gus Harton. ''Tip" i~ all sn1iles and T<. C. is off \Vatching the 111oon rise. 
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O. this is a sache111 of ·r a111111any 
flail, Great r\ lex, the boast of the Phis. f\ s 11'ell as the votes of sorority 
girls, 1-Jc can cast. on occasion. sheep's eyes. 
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(). this is our Frank, \\'ho thinks he's droll. 
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\ \ 'h ,. , does he ne,·er lose the chance 
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0, this is the fan1ous buster Bro,vn, 
vVho leads our Final Ball. 
And to gennans goes 11111ch. \vith courage that's Dutch. 
1\o\\' "·hat do you think of his gall? 


IF I WERE ONLY PREXY PRATHER. 

(Sung by the Foregoin·s in thl·ir successful farce "Pool for Pre~ident" \vith t rc1nendo11s success.) 
Ho'" fe"· Profs that yon 111eet are really happy. \1Ve kno1v ho1v Curtiss hates his useless life. Sin1p·s hair·!' 100 long and Griffith is loo sappy . 
.J.\nd Grav is on the 1narket for a "•ifc. \\'hile J never broke the Crystal. beat the races. 1\nd perhaps (',·e not Red \\'atson·s football fan1e Still there is but one "·ith \vho1n I \\'Oniel trade places . . And \\'illian1 Lan1bdin Prather is his nan1c. 
And then I'd run the Cniversit,· as I think she should be run Ii a fel!O\\' didn't like it. I \\'Ottld fire hin1 lik1: a 1{\111. l \\'Otild dra\\· niy little salary and I'd spend it every cent I 1vo11ld set \'111 lo e,·cry one " ·ho·d co111c 10 sec nic then. 
I \VOttld 1nake thi::: l 'niversit,· '"hat I think she should be 111ade. I 1vo11lrl snbsidi;:c Jacoby·s and T'd buy out 1):11 \lcCabe, 1\nd I'd find out by .Jove. 1vho it is 111akcs Connor·s clothes, If I \\·ere only l'rexy !'rather. 
I \\'Oti!d have the band play nius!c for 111c c1·cry night. I \\'Otilcl run the ·rcxan and the \laga?.inc. 
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:\nd T'cl e1·en get <:oach Hutchinson to take nic On the football. th1:1! r gt!(;SS. the baseball lcani. 
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.-\nd next .\pril "·hen I'd take yon on 111y outing .And "·hen ~on1e of yon get rather dry and drear \\'hen the forces of .\nhe11scr .1·ou arc routing. I'd keep (;rann.1· I I ill fron1 spilling all your beer. 
I 1vo1ild let the Junior La\\·s eat up the Frcsl1111en. 1 \\'011lcl 111ake those Engineers do n1any chores f\nd l 'd not allo\\' a single frat lo rush 1nen. l'ntil the spring of ' nineteen eighty-four. 
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t\nd if C\'er calllt' the 1in1c "•hen fron1 11·ork !'cl eca$e. Or :r e"cr I \\'t'rt' 1ro11blcd 11·ith ennui. J "·onld take the 11·hcels beneath Joe l(erby·s sky-piece ~\nd 1·c1 roll the I lancock Theatre up n1y slee1·c . 
.\nd then I'd ha,·e the .\nstin Rifles for a kind of body guard. I "·ould n1ake t'xi11ninations so they \\'011l~\n't be so hard. I "·011\d be the dai-hi11g President of ever1· Final Ball. 
I 11·01ild have the bc;I of cha1npagnc in ihe coolers at B. IIall, I "·ould flirt 11·ith every co-e(: I'd 111cct in the corridor, I "·ould ha,·e a hig-h silk opera hat just for a cuspidor. I'd sho1v i\•lr. 1\drain Pool that he doesn't 01vn the' school. 
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'f is not an t'scaped air-ship " ·hich 
hangs o,·er our beautiful ca1npus, 
neither is it a Russian torpedo-boat 
hlo,vn hither by Japanese niines or by so1ne 
unforgotten one of the Russian's O\vn plac­

ing. It is due to a learned professor \vho 1 
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abroad 1hat \\·e first had an inkling as to \\·ha1 this cre<\ture 1night be. It see1ns that ,,·hen this professor first beheld it, he thrc,,· up his hands in horror and ex­clainied ..horribilc visu ' O'<vovi& ! the terri­hlc boll-\\·ee,·il has reached us but I had no idea 1t ,,·as so large except in the dreant;> of cotton-nla11ters... ()f couri<c , \vell-I 
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infon ned 'f exan \Vith practical experience 
n1ust kno\v that it is not a boll-\vccvil, but t 
if he has any doubts about its being an in­
s.:ct he can no\v be thoroughly satisfied. 
I las it not rings or scgn1cnts 0£ the body 
. • like an insect : and has it not six legs like 
an insect· and has it not an O\ iposi1or or sting \\•hich !s aiso a characteristic 
of 111any insects? lt is an alanuingl~ iearful looking creature as it stands 
reared on end as if it \\'ere ;roing to pitch for,,·ard. thrust its beak. ancl 
suck the juice fron1 the bloated rnligh1tnent-furnishing depart1nents located 
in the upper floors. or else fill the earth full of its progeny to break out and 
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suck to dr,·ness the school~ of less airy locations. 1 lo,vcvcr. there is not 
yet C\·en circun1sta111ial evidence to sho\v that any of the prevailing dryne~s 
oi any departrnent can be attributed to it. 
\\ihen lnseclus first appeared it bccan1e infested \Vith thread like 
external paras,·tes \\'hich coiled thc111selves into shapes ~ing11larly like letter~ 
s11ch as C. E. (). L. 7: these parasytes had no niore than taken possession 
\\·hen they suddenh· departt•cl. 
The utilitarians <lt·clart' that onl\' one field of usefulness is left 
for Tnsectus. \\·e arc afrai<I. ho\ve\'er. that in their decision the,· ha,·e 
allo-.,·ccl son1e iceling oi spite to enter. fhey proposed that. since Insectus 
had constituted itself the licl11s . /chafes oi the Engineering building that it 
be accepted as a ge1111s loti and that its picture be adopted by the Engineers 
as a fitting banner to be carried for\\'ard dauntlessly in battle to 111ect the 
approaching Perigrinus.-1 lcre the •·isionist interposes to say to the ti1nour­
011s. should the L"tilitarians· ,;uggestion be accepted. think not less you 
\\'Ottld die of fright. of the result of that terrible spat. if like the 'ginghan1 
dog and the calico cat· there should be a 'vaking o f the Tnscctus and like­
" 'isc a \vaking o f Perigrinus... 


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ClJ RTISS. Frank 1-loinelv. Ping Pong cha111pion of the llniverse. c;vn1nast. Dissector l "ni\·ersitv of 'fexas Gyn1nasiu111s. President '['exas
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tion. President South\\"Cstern .\f utual .\chniration Society. In­structor in l-u111bling and Slight of flan cl \\Ior k. C h a t a u q u a School of Ph\"Sica! Deterioration . 
.\ [ en1be1·  . \n1erican Contortionist  
Societ \". .  .\Je111ber  Society  of  
College  Sporting  Editors.  etc ..  

etc .. etc .. etc .. etc.. etc .. etc .. etc. 
Birt hp lace unknO\\"n. . \II in­

ter\·ie\\'Cd on this Subject hO\\"­evcr. c\·inccd li\·ely Interest i:1 probablr 'fi111c of Dccea"e. I·fe 1s an 1\lloy of Iron and Brass. \\'ith a n1ighty Sledge 1-Jan1n1cr Ann and a perfectly de\·elopccl Check. ()ne of his chief characteristics is a 1nouth, \\·hich i$ in a con.•tant ~iate of ebullition. l)evotes 111uch tin1e to horti­cultural Study. and has becon1e >OllJC\\·hat of an Expert along the Line of grafting. He is son1ething of a I!un1orist in that !Jc furnishes .\n1u~e111cnt of a quiet refined \•ariety to all \Vith \vhon1 he co111cs in contact. I fe is gcner­011~ to a fault. and is ahva:-·s ready to ~hare the Proceeds of other People's l~fforts \1•ith thcn1. 11 e \YOtild not drean1 of asking-111ore than one l)oll::r 
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tor his little book in physical Contortions so ably reviC\\"Cd b.\· Run1"s greatesr Enc111y. .\lrs. Carrie :\ation .\uthor of ··Squerzing In and Losing Out" "'.\le and Ruggles."' and the pathetic littie Ballad ··.\h\·ays on the Bun1". 
Doer. \\"holesale Purchas<·r of L ibrary Deposit&.

Proprietor of the l'ni\·ersity Pa\\"11 Shop. H.cin­caration of .\ntonio';; 'l'orn1entor. Lender of .\loney at one hundred per cent intereia. Skilled instructor in con1n1crcial .\rith111etic. Pierpont .\!organ o i the Student l~od~· . DeYOtcc of Fre11­zied Fi11ance. l~orn near Lo111bardy. First 1vorcls \\·ere. ·· 1·11 huy \"Otl'" Library Deposit:· 'l'hese 
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"'ere subsequently a1nended. ··.\t t\\'O dollars... Distinguished as E xpert I 
.\ccountant. Recreation: Calculation of con1pound T nterest, and of Copper Cents. Address hint until Judgntent Day at B. Hall. 
Zl:\l\ECI<ER. Lloyd Garrison. :\lust not be confounded 

\vonders of IJagenback's \i\lild f\11i111al Sho\v. 
\localisl. Recluse, Leader of the Society for 
tennination of Sane Persons. Born half1vay 

l lcaven and Earth. This accounts for his aloofness. 11 is first \ \'ords ,,·ere ne,·er spoken. l~ducated in the Public Schools to the Chagrin of other People. :\[e1nber of the .\nti-Booze Societ~-. Proprietor of the \'. :\I. C. 
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he is expelled thercfront. \\.;\ TSOl\', Ren1bcrt. 

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hachic tear factory. Dra111atic exits front football field a speci­alty. Perpetual Candidate ior the Syn1pathy of the \Vonten and Children spectators. O riginator of the \\'atson 'g-ait. Resolved to 1vin Chicago gan1e, but stop­ped this side of goal line. t\ d­111itted to Bar in t90:l. but does not drink. Js a strict partisan, and parts his hair in the ntiddle . 
.\cquired a dress suit in his Freshntan Year. Is of Irish descent, but likes Gern1ans. ..\.uthor of. "I lo"· f \\'as :\lade Captain. or \\"hy I ca1ne Back." J{ecreation : Football. Society. l)ri1·es. 1\ddress: Kappa Sig1na Chapter }louse. 
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IZEEX E. Jay tfa,,·ker. Refor111cr, philanthropist. nianipulator. Golden 


J{ulc Croaker of \ 'arsit,• · Politics. Dictator to the Student's council, Student's r\ssoeiation. 
Y. ~I. C. t\ .. and the l'ni,·ersity of 1'exas. High ~Iogul of Rusk Cohorts. Protector of the Constitution ..\nnihilator of Cliques and Bud\\·ciscr. One of ;he Six Po"·ers and the I~irst of the Eight \\'onclcrs of the Earth. Perpetual candidate for office. Born at Ch it­h1111 s ,vitch. April 1, 182-1, \1•ith his fro11l 1'ccth alreadv cut and his Ercs on the P rcsi­
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'fll()R:\E. Robert Catcla\\'. Benefactor. Dandy, Chief Thing in the' 
Sci1ool of Electrical Engineering. the La\\" Departinent. the Sun1n1er Schoo!. and the C ni,·en;it ,. • of Texas. Born February 3. 1856, to the
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expan~ion. he has branched oul. 
Eatered the L'ni,·ersity as n 
' Junior La\\'. (;eneral :\lanag(;r. 

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VILLI\ \ ·;\ SO, Ernestinus Jo~cphinus. l3orn at ·roulouse, France\ 
A. D. r8')0. l·lis first \vords \vcrc "l~"etat c'est 111oi." l le has since quali­
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Orator. Scribbler. Coun$elor . 
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Cap and ( ;o,vn. Born so1ne­' 
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in hi1nself. Recreation: .\II\.thing-. ''crsity of Texas. 
been up in the air ever since . :\farriccl to the l'niversity of ·rexas in 1901, 110 cards (of course) . and 1s opposed to 
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G;.\f{RISO~. George P. Scholar. Gentlc1nan. :\ddrc~s : 'fhe heart~ 
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(_" I l.o\RL'f():\, (;corgc Lester. Sig111a ::\n Phi. ::\ondescript. non1 at 11 ouston. but escaped front that place in 1903 and is nO\\' in­festing the l "ni,·ersity of 'J'exas. .-\ horo­scope of his career 1naclc at the special reques;: of the Editors ga,·e the follo,ving results: !lorn under no kno\\-11 l-tar. his Existence is there fore a Blank: no es1x·cial clanger attaches to his presence at ' J'hc \ "arsity; perfectly 
hannless: ,~-arranted docile.  Recreation anci  
occ11pa1 io11  none.  1\dcln:ss :  Sig111a  :--lu  Phi  
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interested in everybody·s business but his O\\'n. l'nderst udy to Sherlock SCH L' B, Frederick ( )tto. Fist ic11 ff. Leader of the ~Icgaphone 
Pan,· but dot•s not u~c a :\legaphonc. Bulldozer. .\t one tin1c chief at­traction of a di111c 111uscun1. 11 is antics, 1vhich are copyrighted. arc i111possible 

of duplication. \\'as born during a thundt•r tonn. and the habit of out­thundcring-thunder. contracted during­in fanc,-. has never been shaken off. X otcd for his corner on all silence in and 
\ arou1v! the city of .<\ustin. ( )riginator 
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of the Schub Systen1 o f c;csticulation 01 rnsl rncl ion by l'anto111in1c niinus the , • • silence. Devotee of the spectacul:u-. 
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brook cn tic1s111. H is "·orks include 
··~ly Opinion of ~ly·self" or ··\Vhy I' 
an1 Rig-ht and You arc \\'rong-... and 
"l)o\\·n 1vith the Critics... l~ecreation : ( >ut-Schubing Schub. J:oxing. Gc:.­ticulation. Silcnc..-. Xo ad<lrcs~. l}ECI..:. B<:auh-. ;\lasl<:r of the I lorsc. and (;rand \'izier of the 'fank. 


l·:xcavator of the c;a111pus. and chief ornan1e111 of the L'niversih-. Sleuth. C hief ~lo"·er. Chief F leece. President de l ac/o. Dears ~ charn1ed life. and nine of these. ln1possibl..: of s u ppr es s ion. Fonnerly a student of the Gni­1·er;:it'· of 'fexas. 'fhis has hith· 
•'rto been kept a secret. and ought to be kept so no'"· l)redeees­sor to ;\drian. and one ti111e ~fatron to B. Jlall. llis Star­Boardcr:> cherish clirl·ful 111c1110­rics of hini. I le i~ an anon1alous exc1nplificatio11 of the La''' of Hetrogres­sio11. \\'hile the retrogrc~:;ion has been nor111al up to a certain point. he refuses to rclrograclc furtht•r and oblif(•rate hi111sclf. Dictator to I le11ry and the ('an1pus Force. \\'a:; born in a Sea of trouble upon ,,·hich oil \Vas poured. ·rhis doubtless accounts for his L'nction. In 1896 t•jcctecl fro1n I~. I lall \vithout cerc111011y. and thcrca ftcr de,·ot~d hi111sel r to landscape gardening-. Bnt has ncvtr been lanci~caped. I It· <>ught to b~'. Is also 
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J)ra"·ing Salary. t-\ddrcss: Beck's ()ffice. \\'al<'r 'fo"·cr. 


DIOGENES. Night 0 11
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)Juisance. in1possible of abaten1ent. In­
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Recreation : lllu111inating !)ark Corners: 
keeping an eye on the :\I. :\I. :\[.'s. I• 
Address: Every,vherc and no\\·hcrc. 
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tics. Valiant l)on Quixote and Yalorous \ ·anquishcr of "·oul<l­be I{idnappers. \Vard l\i[ef\lli ­tcr-Chesterfil'ld-Bcau Bn1111111ei­l~ugglcs (.'on1bination as leader 
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of the Frcslunan Ball. Born oa the Hurricane l)eck of a :\!an­of-\\"ar. Jn his infancv nour­ished on Chili and 'l'obasco Sauce. \,\lhil<.' •vet in his Crib. nsed f)ian1ond Back Rattle· 
s11akesd fol\rl Bab?t•'s ~-attle, ancl c1ie,ve 1 csqu1 e 1rees an<1 in Ease and Con1 fort. ]-las the 
Reputation of having killed 1nore :\[en than ·rurkish Cigarettes. So h;: grc"· in Years and l "glinc"~ until he heard one clay about the fight bet\\'een the Freshn1en and the Junior La\\·$ at the C'. of ·r. .\nd like Job's \\'ar I !orse that s1ncllcth the battll' iron1 afar. he packed his grip and hied hi1nself ,\usti1n,•ard \vith blood in his eve. a Six Shooter in each 1land. a Bo"·i<'
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Corridor  b11111111ing.  and hatching-direful political schenies:  Address  Beta  
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Ben ~Ii!:un is a c111e young chap, .'\s every body knO\\'S, "r\il courses", Hen says. "are a snap." And la11ghs clean to his toes!!! No,v, gentle reader. ans\ver this, 'fhough l say naught of pegs 
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I'd realh· like to kno\v. dear i\l[iss, J11st \vh;,t you thought of Testun1·s I legs! 
F rank l.anhan1 is a funn\· l>O\". 
1 think \'ou'll all ag-ree. 

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But thc thing-that puzzles 1ne; 
Ts. hO\\' can Frankie be so tall. 
\·\·hen all the boys report: 
" lie niay be full o f breezy gall 
Hut. Lord. he's a\vfulv short!

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f\ Pierpont \ !organ. J\o 2­l-Ie n1akcs in\'cshncnt.;; e,·ery year. 

.-\ncl scorns a hi!I 

Xot long ago. Jo<." tried a stunt. c\ n easy "get rich quick"­But the darn sche1ne busted-Joe ,,·as skunt. Poor cha1>-he's a\\'fulh· sick! 
.And no\v there's Sleep~·-a\vfully sn1art, You kno'v he knocks the g ?·ades. 1-Jc's captain. too and plays his part .1\s .Jack of aII the trades. But Sleepy. this I say to you: Just play \veil all your tricks : But. oh. 111\' bo'" ,,·hate'er ,·ou do.
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Don't try the gan1e of politics 
Xo\v \logul is our hero true­t\nd justly so. I say . . And like our Sleepy. Captain too, r\nd Lord ho,~· he can play. '.\'O\V Don, \VC kno\v that you're all right­But of all the things you do \.Yhy do .vou n1ake these co-eds fight ? Beea11se thcv'cr all in love \Vith ,·ou . 
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Dr. Ed\vard Randall, John Sealy, T. H. J<enipner. 
VIST'l'ING STAFF. 
J. \\f. l\lcLAuc111.1x. ~r. !)....... .. . . .................. . ... Physician 

J. E. 'fno~1Psox. F. R. C. S. ( Eng) ... . .................. . ... Surgeon 

J. F. Y. P.\JXE, ~r. D..................... Obstctricia11 a11d G)•11ecologisi 
\\·. S. C .\RTER. ~I. 0....................................... Pediatrist 

J. T. ~IOORE. ~!. 0 .... ........ ...................... ... . .\"c11rologist 
Jo11:--1 B. H.\DEX, ~r. D ... ........................ ..... Opthal111ologi5t I 
HEXRY B. 1-J.\OEN. ?I I. D......... ............ Lary11gologist and Aurist I 

T~ESIDENT STAFF. 
i\[ARJORIE i\L 1'AYL.01~ ........ . . .. ... . . . . •. .. .. ....... S11perii1te11de11t 

C. L. SCHACKFORD ............ . ......• .. • ....... Ass'/ S11peri11te11de11t 
DR. C. SEACY ................. . .. . .................. House S11rgeo1. 
DR. R. CONXOR ...................... . . . •........... ....... !11ter11e 
DR. ~I. LoTT .......................... . ................... . !11ter11e 
DR. C. POTTER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . f 11ter11e 
DR. \\". P. H .\RR1so ;.; ............. ..... . ................. Patlzologis! 
~!1ss ~L\llEL G1DDINGS .... • ........ . .................... . Plzar111acist 

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A PROBLEM OF THE SECOND DEGREE. 
~llEH.E has been of late nntch talk of a six-years' course leading to"11 the degrees o f B. 1\. and :'I f. D. The Faculty of the L'nivcrsity of 
1'exas are even 110\v grappling \Vith soine such problcn1. 'fhe <..:.\cTus this year 111inglcl' the different departincnts of our school into one, and it is, therefore. not no11• inopportune to talk of a closer bond bcl\,·ccn tbe (~ah·cston College and the one at Austin. .i\.t present. each one is striving to,~·ard its O\\·n peculiar aini. 
·rhe ..\cade111ic Dcparitncnt ,,·ants to bring out every hid<len pO\\'er. to satisfy C\'ery cra,·ing for cxcrci~c. and thereby to lay a strong. broad found:i­tion for character. \\'hen a 111an cra,·es athletics. science. or literary lore, this school stands like a syh·an pool. in,·iting hi111 to bath.;. '!'he ain1 is. not that each graduate shall kno\v so n1uch pedagogy or so 111uch oratory or so 111uch science. but that a large 11u111bcr of n1e11 shall go out into the 11·orld trained in the acco111plish1ncnt of their legiti111atc dt•sires : n1cn that shall per for111, nii11gle. enjo.v. a11cl leach others to do the sa1ne. So the training be there. it 1natters not a stra\v \vhcther a 111a11 has studied San~krit or slang, the solar syste111 or pollen gra11ulc~. 
Tt is different \\•ith the :'llr.clical Departn1ent. l lcrc. the goal is entirely objccti,·c. £,·cry peculiarity of the hu;nan 111achine 1nust be• noted. C\'Cr} ,,·hi111 re111en1bered. \\"hat good to say this ,·ei11 ~hall ha\'e lai11 deeper. if the ,·ein be already sc,·cred? ·rhe physician absolutely n1ust possess a thousand bits of kno\vlcdgc ,,·hich resen1ble the tri\'ialitics of a cyclopedia. but ,,·hich lead to n1on1c11tous results. 
t\nd \'Ct. our teachers have 1nanaged to co111binc these l\vo incongruities. 
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'l'he .\cade1nic Dcpart111t·111. it is \Vell knO\\'n, desires to furnish trained 111c11 for public life. :\ physician as:::ociatcs ,,·ith niorc people than a farn1er: his chance to spread cnlightcn111cnt is consequent I~· g reater: and hence he is one 111an that certainly ought to have good literary training. :\[oreover. there are son1e four or five scores of 111en that begin studying physic in (;ah·eston e,·ery iall: and of these nien not three per Ct'nt ha,·c literary degrcss. It secn1s indeed ach·i~ablc. rhereiore. that the :\caden1ic Dcpart­111cnt should al1011· her doors to re1nai1~ open tO\\'ard these needy ones. 
Of course. the :'lledical l)cpartntent desires trained iresl1111an. \\'hen it gets the1n. 111uch of the drudgery of teaching the abc's of science is a\·oided. and the faculty can de,·ote their ti111e to 111orc professional sub­jects. t\ trained class has sonic notion of ho\v to take notes. Besides. 
• 	the 1nost learned doctor on earth. if nc,·er consulted. \\'Ould be but a grave­yard for kno,vlcclgc. and there is son1c satisfaction to the Faculty in kno,ving that their students are n1e11 prepared to \vi:1 places. 
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It has been stated that the Faculties of the t\\·o cleparllncnts have dis­•I cussed a shorter course leading to both B . . -\. and :\I. I). \\'hy ~hould n•'• I six years earn both degrees? .\t present. there is ovrr a year·s \\"Ork co111111on in the t\vO schools; and only niechanical difficulties prevent students fro111 earning both degrees in seven ~ears. ]'here is a 'vidc gap bet,veen four years and seven, and ~·ct so111e 1nen finish at f\ustin before beginning the study of 111edicinc. No,v 111ost 111en that ~pare fou r years could spare 
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£,·er,·, 1nedical student kno,,·s he cannot n1ini;;ter unless he be s11111­n1oned. He kno"·s he is a failure unless he gains a practice. lie beJie,·es he "·ill be at a disad,·antagc " ·hen he co1npetes "·ith 111en having a literary 
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equip111ent. He obser,·es the l·niversity of Chicago gi,•ing both degrees in six years; and he 'von<lcn; ho"· a green high-school graduate can preparc hi1nself in four years to cope successfully ,vith such seasoned co1npetitors. 
lt is true, the 'J'cxas boy 1nay and can either attend the Acaden1ic I Departn1ent for t"·o or three years and leave dcgreeless. or he niay spend I eight years in school. not to say in 111onastic seclusion. Ile does not do the for111er : he "·on·t do the latter. The la"·ycrs get both degrees in six years, and that is enough ti1nc to spend in school. 
Xo one but a college professor knO\\'S ho\\· hard it is to 1nake a ne\\· adjustinent of the schedule: but it does see1n possible so to co1nbine the t\\·o courses that a 111an n1ight secure both training and attai11n1ent in six years and get credit for his "'Ork. 
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'fhere are gcr111s in the niilk, for the stable '"as dirty, I 
Per c. c. three 1nillion three thousand and thirty. 
'fhere arc so1ne fron1 the hair of the co1vs nasty tail. 
And so1nc [ro111 the rin1 of the unsterilir.cd pail. 
Sonic 1norc fro111 the teats, and a lot fro111 the udder. 
The sight of 1nilk gags 1ne. the thought niakcs n1e shudder, 
For T think of the cocci. the tetrads and such. 
]'he staphlos. co1nas. bacilli. and 1nuch. 
That Aies fro1n the dust! ·Tis a Auid to fear, 
To fly fron1 and spurn! Let n1e rather drink beer. 
Of Pilson or \Vurr.burg, :\lih,·aukee or Ehrrlt. 
But no bovine secretion! I si1nply can·t bear it, 
\<\!hen I think of the colonies, thousand and thirty. 

Fro1n CO\\', pail. barn. farn1hand-and all of thcn1 dirty. 
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'1"{'f l l...\S been suggested that a ne,,· eta,· be inserted into the calendar ...:.zJ of the \ledical 'l'c>llege at (;ah·c::ton. ;net that it be called ..l .ni,·ersity 
Day... 'l'hc sugge:-:tion conics fron1 those students qJ the ~lcdical l)cpart111ent \vho 1vo11lcl like 10 see a closer union bcllvcen "\"arsit1· and th'.! ~lcclical School. and the plan. in brief. is to ha1·e one day in the college year-'l'hanksgi,·ing-J)ay. say-upon 11·hich studl'nts fron1 the \ledical Dcpart1nent shall \'isit en 111assc th<" \lain Cni1·crsity at .\ ustin. 'J'hc plan reckon:-: upon an :1nnual excursion train fro1n (;ah·l'sto11 to .\usti11: and then, t\11sti11 reached. one g rand L·nivcrsit~· of 'i'cxas 1111ion of \ledics. I .its. La1vs, 
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'J'he idea shoul 111eet 11·ith instant appro1·a\ fron1 e1·ery true college nian. Xo hann and grl'at good should rc.;uh fron1 such a niix-up. ·rite occasion l\'Ould be the Tha11ksg-i,·ing holiday a11d regular 'l'ha11ksgi,·ing football gan1e. 11·ith '\'arsity pitted against a strong and 1vonhy opponent. \ loocly a11d 1nonorleci ?lledic:; 1vo1tld 1he11 have opportunit1· to rai~l' their hats to "\"arsit.1· Co-eels and a 11·hoop for ·\·arsity·s tca111. and feel thl' bl'ller for both. \\'ith­out conjecture as to the effect upon the Co-eds. the 1ca111. it is sa fe to say. 11·ould do the better for their share in the greeting. '[\,·o hundred ~tudents fron1 the \ledical l)epart1nent on the side-lines. a11d each 11·ith the ()range a11d \\'hite strean1ing fro111 his coat lapel and a voice to cheer the bo~·s on 11·011ld not fail of rffcct upon the struggling tea111. and 1vhat an i111pression it 1vo1ild 111ake upon visitors ! this sho11·ing of forces united. '!'hen after the ga111c ,,·as over. \ ·ictory resting upon the (>range and \\'hite. there 11·ould be a union in celebration. and the "\fedical boys ,,·ould feel tltc quell 1vas part their's. Supposing. then. defeat \\•ere the issue. a feeling of co111111on regret 11·oulcl reign. and the boys fro111 Cah·cston 11·011lcl take the defeat as part their 011·n. .\nd so. 011t of it all 1vo1ilcl gro1v a bond of 11nio11. a feeling of closer 1Tlationship bet11·ee11 thf' deparll11cnts. 
1' he \lain Cni1·ersity ha:> reason to see good in the carrying 011t of such an idea. In the first place. it ,,·ill bccon1e better acq11ai11tccl 11·ith a n1en1ber of its 011·n fa111ily. 1vill con1c in personal contact 11·ith students 1naking up one of the U niversity's 111ost in1porlant branches. /\nc\ then. there arc 111any st11clents of the .\cadl'1nic Dedartn1cnt 1vho. a ftcr lca1·ing 1\ustin. expect to 
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l-Iullabaloo-. -, (l'op). ~(a,erick. 
Each n1orning he inspects e,·er\· Dep:irtn1ent. Baugh. 
He kno,,·eth little but he'll tell ,·ou that. Jr. ·rho111;:~. 
If you ha,·c telephone pole~ to sterilize sec fooschl'I. 
\\'hy do sonic of the Faculty ,,·ho ,,·ant to run 'r111·: l'ACTUS ha,·e all 
sorts of fits \Yhen asked to ha,·c their pictures n1adc and pay $1.00 for san1e? 
"/'\re there anv subj<'ctivc s_,·111pto111s in Bro111odrasis ?" \\forks. 
Ile is a bird-" t\ vcs ... 
'fhc unexpected happcncd.-.Jr. J larris in 'f11 E CACTl'S. 
''Doctor I ha,·e the Rhcu111aiiz."-~furrie. 
"Il only I had a chance to pro\•e n1y '''Orth."-Collier. ..-\s S\\·ift as a snail.-.\nios Jones. ··1 see a rod shaped coccus."-Hu,·elle. Dr. ~LcL.-"Ifo,v ,,,ould you treat Hz S04 poisoning?"-Pape. 
Regulate the diet... Opthal111ologist. Physician and i'vl usician.-Bahn. The !(night \Yas dark, the Cloud ,,·as Gray. the TTale \vas falling ~Ioore 
and :.Joore, One C'ooke \Yas lost but one ,,·as saved by being a good Skipper -and all of the111 Sopho111ores. Hone,· 111akes n1c ho1n~sick.-Schroeder. \\"ardlo,,· :-"\\'as that nian shot in the ,,·oods?" :\rnold :-"Xo in the lu1nbar region.'' \ Vanted a ,,·ido''' to raise an orphan boy.-Longinirc. 
FOi~ RIOTOUS FRESH~! EN. ~ Revolver (Colt's biggest boy) I. ?\lisce. Place in hands of exasperated citizen at 12 :45 A. ?\I. 
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Sig.-··KO\\' holler, clurn ye.'" 
"Everything I \\·ant is at the other encl of the table. "'-~Iann. 
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'J\vo ~ouls \vith but 011c singlr thought. l\vo hearts that beat as onc­Da,·is and T(ingsley. 
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Dr. 'l'crrell. in Bacteriology.-···rhree seconds 111orc. are you all ready;· 
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. \ Pratts food Baby.-.\ronsf<'ldt. 
'·\Vhi-c-h end do yo11 light"-I;Iuvell \Vith his first cigar. 
He enjovi-the solitude of his 0 \\"11 thoughts.-Darracott. 

IIello. Dr. Terrel.-Dr. 1'hil\·er has played the devil ,,·ith n1y sopho­n1ore anaton1y.-Dr. l(eiller. 
··\\'ill you please take your feet do,,·n."·-···Yessu111··-Gooclson. 
Looks to inc like a horse-lly.-Duncan. 
Evolu!ionizecl fro111 the pC\\' to Bar.-Danforth. 

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Dr. :\lorris.-"J\Iiss I..;:ingslcy do you kno\v ho,,· to 111ake niatches ?" 
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Dr. :\lorris.-'":.\Iaybe you can tell us :\[rs. Gates.'' 
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In n1ailing a letter to his girl turned in the fire alarni.-T.(hc). F. (reshn1an ) l\l[oore. -402­


ls niy beauty fad:ng-.-J)anforth. 
Seli confidence is essential to succcss.-I-Ioln1an. 
Dr. l(eiller to Fresh Shepperd :-.. Hello, the :\nato111ical Laboratory i> 

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generates heat \vhich precipitates the calci111n and ca11ses the soap to lather." 'fhe fun1es of the laboratory "·eaken the constitution. Lake,·. I-1is bark is loud. but hC' is harn1less.-Boyd. \\.ll\· aren·t test-tubes 1n;1<le of steel ?-Fresluncn ~lt'cl s. \\.hy can·t alcohol be kept in the Phan11. laboratory? 
.\ £ter  taking the  l(ccly  cure  no  doubt  he·cr  be  a  nlan.­ ~lax.  
T\\'O  of  a  kind.  Red  (.'loud and  Red  S1nith .  
.. Please go a"·ay anc! let 111(' sleep ...-(.  ~roore.  
\ \ .ardlo" ·  ( percussing  on  the left side of body ) .  .. I think  I have  the  
li ver 1napped out all right...  

.. ,\ n1an poisoned by Phosphorus is very 111uch cxhilan1tcd for the first fe\\· days.· ·-~Iathe\VS. 
Ehrhardt buys his .socks at \\.olf s cigar store. 
\\.hen you go sailing ha,·e a tug boat bring YOU in.-K<'O\\·an. 
Tie hath one quality of a Physician . ..the hand\\Titing-.'·-Lt·e. 
So light is his step "·hen late to obi,tetrics that only 


,·ou •  tell \\·hen he enters.-S!rozicr.  
Buckner.­ .. \\/here  docs  the  chan111101nilc  g rO\\' ?''  
Linder.­ .. O n  the  other  side of  the  sea  " ·all.''  

Prof. Cline.-.. P11t in a 111uslin rag and strain \Vith expression.'· :\lrs. D" ·yer (a fC\\I n1inutes 12ter on being asked the c~111sc of ill un1in­
ating sn1ile) "Prof. Cline said strain this \\'ith expression. t\ 111asher of \\·01ne11s hcart~.-Passn1ore. Lce.-"\\.hat did >:o. 10 die of? .. 'fho1nas.-..Dr. ~lcL. told nlc ·Phthisis·-·· Lee.-··1-ou·re thinking of another fellO\\' for J) r. ~lcT .. told n1c >:o. 10 
\lied o f tuberculosis.·· 'fhon1as.-..I guess then it \\'as >:o. 9 he told 1ne about." Li f c is not co111plete \Vithout g-ra vy.-Juclkins. "Ta1n111any Ilall .. of l\lcdical collegc.-Phar. Dept. " 1\1 last things arc co111ing-111y '"a,-.,._ Cibb. -403­


Question n1ark of Sopho111ore class.-\\"ardlo"·· 
··\\.ill you please repeat that last sentence ;··-\\"right. 
Essential to all "·cl! regulated fan1ilics.-·--rhc Cookie's." 
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He has chronic lip-ae111ia.-Day. 
r\ ladies cos!tnnc dcsired.-Lancaster. 
r\n authority on the l~ussio-Jap \Var.-Barha111. 
Eat drink and be n1c1-r1'.-fennel.
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The reason "·hy \ ·aughn ·s head is so 1nuch like Ifeaven. 1s because '"there is no parting there." 
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l .et's cut.-\\.arrcn. 
..To "·in a "·0111a11's heart pay ior her car farc."-Pope. 
Dr. Cartcr.-"\\'hy do \VC eat food?" 
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I-lo"· 111uch do they charge for B. I·lal! board? Sec Davis. 
Di:. :•\,·nes\\·onh (Indicating-acctabulun1) "\\'hat is this?" 
:::-\orthern.-.. Let's sec: oh 1·es that's the cercbclluni." 
Study. oh 11·hat a \\'astc of tin1e.-Jr. :\fed. !Judson. 
If you break a tube of B. typhosus "·ipc it up \vith your handkerchief.­
S. Clark. The grass turncd green as he passed.-Fresh. I larris. Cease doctoring you hair. T used to say: but 1101v •1·ou have no hair to 
ch·c.-Ro!!ers. 
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"?\01v don't I look big to a fresh111an...-Da11·c. 
'·I \vas raised on dignity.-r-Irs. D1ryer. 
\\"In· cloesn"t Rcvnolds take better care of the ladies? 
r\ lone Israclitc.-Dr..\ronsfeldt. 
\\.ould to God I had scr,·ed 1ny books as I have the nurses: they "·ould 
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.Smart Clothes 
For /den and 'Bogs 

Shrewd cr1t1cs of skillful tailoring acknowledge 
SMI,.fH-WILCOX SMART CLOTHES are 
eqt1alled 011ly by top notch 
custom tailors of our 
fashio11 centers. 

W e Fill Me.ii Orders . 

SMITH C!J WILCOX 


To Students and Professors of Varsity, Defore 
You Make Application for 

LIFE INSURANCE 

Drop me a card or call New Pho11e 131, I would be glad to show you what the NEW YoRK L1FE will do for you. 
J. N. HOUSTON, Agent New York Life. 


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WILL GIVE YOUR ACCOUNT CAREFUL AND PROMPT ATTENTION. 

Capital --$150,000 
A. P. WOOLDRIDGE, Prest. JASPER WOOLDRIDGE, Cashier 
R. L. BROWN, Vice-Prest. 
THE BUSINESS OF PROFESSORS AN D STUDENTS OF THE 
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&quitagf e fife ~ssurance Societ\J of t~e 
CUniteJ States 

HENRY B. HYDE, Fo under. 
JA:\1l·:S \\'. r\LEXA~l)JiR. 1~residc11t J.-\~tJ~S 11. 11\"01·:. \"ice J'>reside11t 
c. I·:. ·rARBl·:t..r•. '2<1 \'ice President 
JANUARY 1st, 1905 
Oulstanding Assurance S1 ,495,542,892.00 
New Assurance  222,920,037.00  
Income  79,076,695.95  
Assets  413,953,020.74  
Assurance  Fund aod an other  
llabllllles  3S3, 158,751.53  
Surplus  80,794,269.21  
Paid Policy Holders in 1904  36,389 .047 .30  

R. Ji. BAKER. Ge11er:t.I :\ln11n,:!er Au:-.tin. Texas JA)tJ;;:S H. \\'\')1AX. Ca~t1ier At1~ti11. Texas 
CeotJ:e E.. Scott. Cc11crnl AS!ent. At1$ti11, Texas Lo11is J ohoso11, A"s't to (~e11'I A~eut. A11sti11. Texas 
J . F.. \'igal. Cc11ernt Ai;:c11t. l·:I Pa~o. ·rexas ~larks & Plu111111cr. Ce11crnt Agc11t, Sa11 Antonio, Texas 
P. H. E<.l,,·ar<l~. (~e11ernl AJ:C11t, l"Ort \\'ortl1, 1'exas 
D. i\fcri,,·ctl1er. Gc11ernl A~e11t. 11011sto11, 'l'exas 
Men of charact er  c on  o btain liberal con·  
tract&  by  a pplylng  to  a ny  of  the  above  
General Agents•  

1883 ESTARl.ISHED 1883 
JOE KOEN 

JEWELER AND COLLATERAL Bl~OKER 

I 01 East Gth Street, AUS1'I:-\I, 'l'E.'\ t\ S 
Money Loaned on Diamonds, Watches or Any Good Collateral 
H. & T. C. R. R. \•Vatch Inspector All vVork \•\Tarranted 



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AUSTIN, TEXAS. 

Capital and Surplus $3501000. 
DIRECTORS' RESPONSIBILITY 


3,000,000Over 
All stock of this Bank is O\vned by Hon1e people. VI/e solicit your business and pro1nise pro1npt and courteous attention. Open your account \Vith US. 
G. vV. L1TTLEFll, J,D, Prest. ]NO. I-1. I-ioUGHT0:-1, Vice-Prest. H. A. vVROE, 2d Vice-Prest. vVM. R. HA~IBY, Cashier. c. P . RANDOLPH, Asst. Cashier. 
BOARD OF DIRECTORS. 

G. W. Littlefield, Jno. H. Robinson, Jno. H. Houghton, 
Ed~vin vVilson, M. Butler, Chas. vVolf, 
\/Vin. R. Hamby, R. H. Baker, H. A. \.Vroe. 

Hier Wiert Deutsch Gesprochen 

\¥e invite you to open your account \Vith us. 
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Lone Star Ice Company 

MANUFACTU RERS OF 
PU RE CRYSTAL ICE. 

FR0;'.1 
Distilled Water 
l·:STA!ILISlll(O 188(; I NCORPORA'fl(D 189:> 
Have You Tried 
CASCADE GINGER. ALE? 

'Pure, Mild, Aromatic At all 1>ealers 
l'R£PAR£D BY 'fHE 
Star 13ottling Company 

lVIANUFAC'l'URERS OF IlIGl-I GH.ADE (,;f\RBONA.'l'ED \.VA'L'ER.S 
A.H. FE.TTING 

MANVPAC'f\,'Rl(R OF 
Greek Letter Fraternity 
Jewelry 

·re111pOrfir)' r.ocntio11 
213 N. Liberty St., Baltimore, Md. 
lV1en1orandun1 pack:igc sent to any fraternity 1ne111ber through the secretary of the chapter. Special designs and esti­rnates furnished on class pins, rings, 1neclals for athletic n1eets, etc. 
MISTROT 

AGENTS !'OR 
T he An1erican Gentleman 
and American Lady 
Shoes 

TI-IE BEST IN 'l'IIE \·YOH.LO 
F . E . MISTROT, 

AUSTIN, • • • TE.XA~ 




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ATY LYER'' 
ohe 'Popular orain 'Betb)een 

Texas and St. Louis 
Kansas Cityand Chicago 

.And 
POINTS NORTH AND E.AST 

Every Large City in Texas is Reached by the 
''KATY'' 

CARL I SHERWOOD, City Tick.et Agent, 
AUSTIN, TEXAS. 

W. G. CRUSH, Gen'l Passenger and Tick.et Agent, 
DALLAS, TEXAS. 



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Confidential loans on Dia1nonds \vatches, Je,velry, lVfusical 
lnstrurnents or Any Good Collateral. 
\Ve also have a \veil selected stock of \Vatches, Dia1nonds. 
Rings, Silver\vare, Cut Glass No,·elties, Je,velry and 
11Iusical Instnunents. 

THOMAS & HOOCK, 519 Congress Ave. 
Sometimes called (The Austin Jewelry and Loan Co.) 
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Students! 
Have Your K odak Films De,·eloped and Printed 
JORDAN, 
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610 Congress Ave. 

\T 1-\RSIT\' VIEvVS KODt\KS FOR RENT 


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Wholesale 
6rocers. 

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Austin, Texas. 

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The Elite Jl1 Jl1 
Barber ~hop 

SAM Ci LASER. Proprietor. 
The only good shop ntar the University. Offers the btst accommodation and quickest oervice. .:A Jl fir .:A We make a sptcialt y of electric face and scalp massaging. .it $ ./fl ./fl All kinds of barbtr supplies. $ JI 
1604 Lavaca St. 

AUSTIN, TEXAS. 

J. F. NEWMAN 

College Fraternity 

Badges, Medals, Class Pins 
Designs and Estimates 
Submitted on Request 
11 John St., NEW YORK 


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During the Happy Vacation Days 

The International and Great Northern Railroad will have Sumn1er Tour Excursion tickets on sale daiJy to aII the various S u m n1 er R es o rts in Texas, throughout the Norch, East and 'vVest, and to all points of interest in Old Mexico. 
T ickets on sale daily com­mencing J une 1st, good until 
Special Pulltnan and Chair Car Service will be operated I for the Sun1n1er Tours. Ill 



Superior Passenger Service ! 
Through Texas 
To St. Louis, Memphis, Kansas City, 
Colorado, California and 
Old Mexico. 

Special Rates and Service to Porttand, Oregon, for the 
Ltnuis anti Clar/: E'A·posilion. June Isl lo Oct. 13/h. 1903. 

Ask Agents for Vull Particul:us or \\'rite 
P. J. LAWLESS, Agent, 
L. TRICE, 522 Cong. Avenue, D. J. PRICE, 

SCHUTZE BROS.
PHL~CE 
THS CON F E CTIO NERS 
BHRBER SHOP 
Cor. 24th and Guadalupe St. 
!"ortJ1,,·tsl Cor11er o f V11i,·ersit>· Cau11>t1s.
E. E. Zimmerman 
806 Congress Avenue, ( Bosche's Building), 
\Vish to inform the Students attending the Opposite Avenue Hotel. 
University of Texas, that whenever in need of Hot Tamales, Chili, IIam and Eggs, Oysters, Hot Coffee, Chocolate, Tea, or anything in the Conlee· tionery line, such as Fine Candies, Fruits, Nuts, 
Offers Better Accommodations Than Any 
Cold Drinks and Tobaccos; please gh·e them a Other Shop in the City. 
trial. \\'c ha,1e in connection '"ith our store a nicely arranged hdies parlor. \Ve give special attention to Telephone orders, deli,·ering same to all boarding houses within six blocks of Univer· 
Only Turkish Baths in the City. 
sity. Your patronage solicited, satisfaction guar· anteed on all ~oods bought lrom us. \Ve handle the well known Huyler's, Fletch· er's, Plows, Duelers, Blanke Bros. and Austin 
Full Line Barber Supplies. 
Candy Factory Candies. From the finest Rose Leaves and Violets at $8.00 per pound to the cheapest Mixed at JOc per pound. Give us a trial, 
HVSTIN. TEXHS 
remember the name. SCHUTZE BROS. 
J. R. DONNELLY 
ED. :A:. THIELE 

-DEALHR 11<­
Plu1nbing, Gas Fitting, 
Choice Beef, Mutton, Pork
Stea1n and I-lot \Vatcr 
and Veal 
=== Heating. ­Corner 25th and Guadalupe Streets 
A FULL LINE OF PLU~llHNC /\ND 

Pree Delivery 
IIEATING GOODS ON llAND 
TO SELECT FROM 

HVSTIN, TEXHS 
STUDENTS!
S. GREENBERG 
J. J:\:. A°LEX:z::t NDER
MA~l,;FACT\;Rl:s'C A:s'D PRESCRIPTIO:s' 
0PTIC l"FS;.N 
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POPULAR GROCE.R. 
Solicits '\.our Patronage. 
709 Congress Avenue 
AUSTIN. T EXAS 

0 1>1>oslte '''est C'1t111J)lt• Er1t1·nnce. 

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a1zd points East via New 
Or·leans is the 

H. and T. C. R. R. 
Sleepe1-a1zd Chair Car·s Betwee1z 
Aztstirt and Houston 
Fo1-Rates 01-Othe1· lnjo1·11iatio1i 
Call on 1i.cket Agent, 
01· Address 

M. L. ROBBINS, 
General Passeng·er Agent, rfouston, 7exas. 
P. W. McFadden, 
Druggist 
T W O S TORE.S: 
University Drug Store, 
2300 Gauda lupe Sreet 
Up..Town Drug Store, 
1610 Lavaca Street 
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Austin Academy 
A SCHOOL FOR BOYS 
Preparatory 'f o the Uni,·crsity of Texas 
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AUSTIN, TEXAS 
Correct 1>ress for all Occasions 

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616 Congress A venue 

Sole.Agents, Nettleton 0 CrawfordShoes 
Greetings to 1905 and 1906 


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OF 
1\cade1nic Costun1e 
COTRELL '& LEONARD 
Albany, New York 
~IAKJ~RS 01' 'l'il lo! 
Caps, Grote.ins and Hoods 
To the University of Texas, Baylor, I larva rd, Yale, 
Princeton, University of the South, University 
of California, Stanlord, Tulane, Univcrs;ty 
of Nebraska, Byrn Mawr, \Velleslcy, 
~It . llolyokc, and the othe1 s. 

Class contracts a specialty. Rich Gowns fur Pul· 
pit and Bench. Illustrated Bulletin, 
Samples, et~., upon request 


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G. C. BENGENLR & BRO. 
510 Congress Ave. Austin, Texas 
C. F. RUMPEL'S BOOK AND ART STORE 
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DR. HOMER HILL 
1>ro1"lrictor of 
~ Physician and Surgeon ~
The Bon-Ton Bakery 
Office o"cr Cliil<I':--Orus: Store..· l'OR 
RESIDENCE, 2JOI PEARL STREET
FIRST-CLASS BREAD STUFFS, 
PIES. CAKES. ETC. 

DOTI! ' l'lllON l·:S: 
720 Congrc,. Ave. Phone. 572 
Office. c;.; 

SOL DAVIS 
l )ll'ORTJ.: I> 1\!'\I> 00\ll·:STIC
J. l. VHr Dr ND UU0 n 
Cigars and Tobaccos
T H E. JEWELER. 
BILLIARD ANO POOL
800 CONGRESS AVE. 
PARLOR
WATCHES, SILVERWARE AND 
-~ Ft111 1.iue of Statio11cr)'. Pcrioc:lica1 ... Book... n11<I ~t''' ... 
JEWELRY 
OPEN ALL THE TIME 
Repairing a Specialty. Prices 10 Suit the Times. 
105 Congress Ave. 'Phone, 398 STUDENTS ! 
HILL & HILL 
WHOLESALE ANO RETAIL 
Chas. G. W ukasch 
GROCLRS 
Confectioner 
KEAOOUARTERS FOR 
DELICIOUS LUNCHES 
Picnic Supplies 
OYSTERS, CHILI, ETC. 
1010 Congress Ave. AUSTIN 

2218 GUADALUPE ST. Good Luck to All. 

J. A. JACKSON, 
C o 11 a t e r a 1 B r o }( e r, 

DEALER IN 
J e\velry, Diamonds, \Vatches, Silver­
\vare, Musical Instruments, Clothing, 
Guns, Pistols, Ammunition, etc. 
Great bargains in unredeemed pledges. 

Old Gold and Silver Bought. 
\Vatches and Jewelry repaired. 
617 Congress Avenue AUSTIN, T EXAS 
Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pen 
1~e11,  Pe11holder  a11d  I r1k  
in 0 11e  
A TRI  ITV OF  PERFEc·r10~  

All Dealers Sell Them Ask for Descriptive Booklet. 
L. E. Waterman Company 

173 Broadway NewYork,N.Y. 
Austin Transfer Co. 1 08 to 1 1 6 East 7th Street AUST I N, TEXAS  I ' I I I i  
George W. Patterson S11cccs~or to MONROE MILLER  •I  
Telepl1011e 161 fo r Carria~es. Baggage \\"ago us. 011111 ib\1'or A1t1b ula11ce. Eclipse Livery and Boarding Stables  I I  
The Finest Light Livery, T eams, Hearses and Carriages in the State.  
A Full  Line  of  Undertakers'  Goods  
AII orders given pronipt and personal at­tention at any hour, day or night.  

A.G. GERGES 

Men's ... 

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ALFRED H. ROBINSON, 
Dealer in 
Staple and Fancy Groceries, 
Feed, Coal and Wood .... 

2501 and 2503 Guadalupe St. 

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Repairer. 

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1001 Cong. Avenue. 
AUSTIN, TEXAS. 
BOSCH L'S 
Troy Laundry. 

806 Cong. Avenue, 
Both Telephones. 
Always a little ahead of them all. 
Try us. Do it Now. 


Wh at's a 'Bloc1( or TbJo When it's W orth 
Miles to 

Raatz & 
O'R~illy's 
4 16-418 Congress R"c. 

AUSTIN, TEXAS 
HORSMAN 
Tennis Rach.ets 
-FOR 1905­
.ARE THE CHOICE OF 
EXPERT PLAYERS • 
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In up-to-date Cesign, in material, workmanship and durability they lead all others. 
SIX NEW MODBLS. 
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whh Ofhcl•I L&w• of T •nnia a~nt P rec. on a.ppllc.ition. 
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T~ "CENTAUR" Double FrtMt aad Mu•. 
The " HYDE" P1ttnl Koottod Stringing. 
Tho "A-1 MODEL" l>.ltent Control Strlngl•C· 
The "B MODEL" Hew Narrow Oval Shapt. 
The " CLIMAX EXPERT " MaltoM Stringing. 
The " HORSMAN EXPERT " Cine Handle. 

E. I. HORSMAN CO., 854 Broadway, New Yort 
Sol• Ag• ntl 1n the United Statea for the famou• F. H. Ayrtt Champ10,.1hip Lawn 
T• nni• Ball, approved byth• Ur1ited Stat•• National Uwn Tann1• Atsoc1at1on 


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C. M. MILLER 
DEALER IN 
WALL PAPER 
Paints and Oils, 
White Lead, Varnishes, WindO\V Glass, 
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Agent for Sher\vin·Williams Paints 
711 Congress Ave., Austin, Texas. 
S'he !lJrishi// 

Steam~aundru 

Solicit& Stude11ts ~atro11age 
S. St. Sfurle.IJ, 

S olicitor 
W. A. BURKE 

PRACTICAL PLUMBING 

.•• ANO... 
ELECTRICAL WORKS 

BATH TUBS, HOT WATER BOILERS, 
WATER PIPES. HYDRANT HOSE 

Together with a f ull line of 
Plumbing and Electrical Fixtures 
GLOBES AND SHADES 

Jobbing Promptly Altended to. Estimites Cheerfully 
Given All Work Guaranteed 

'Phone, .235 

814 Congress Avenue AUSTIN, TEXAS 
J. SCHAPIRO, 

Commission Merchant, 

W HOLESALE DEALER IN 
Country Produce, Fruits 

and Vegetables 

Old Phone, 597 
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\Vrite us for lull information about the 
engraving and printing for your next ann­
ual.  We  can  give  you  many  valuable  
hints  and  suggdlions.  Consult  us  on  
your  engraving in particular ii you  want  

your photographs and drawings properly reproduced. Our prices are not the highcll, po..ibly not the lowcll-but the work­thnt is absolutely the bdl. 
Barnes-Crosby Company 
E. \V. Houser, Pres'1 
214-216 Cheotnut Street 
St. Louis, Mo. 
Also Chlca~o. Ke"· York and EiS!ht Branch.::, 



WE :ire con1ple1c 
()utfiuers for i\lcn :1 n d Boys­that n1cans \VC sell C l othes, ll at s, Shoes and Furnish­ings, and on 1y the best, :ll prices con­sistant \\"ith quality. 
\\"e arc ~elling agents for the fol­lo\ving rcnO\Vlle<l \Vares : Ed ,,. i n C lapp's FineShoes, Dr. J:1cgcr·s Sani­tary l l nder,,·ca r, K n o x I l:it;.. l\lo­h:i,vk :ind E :i g I c Shirts. 
St11de11fs arc as 
welco111c al our  store  
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E. S. Levy'& Co. 

Galves'too. Texa1 
A. A. Finck. 

Company 
'Book, Job and 
Catalol{ue 
'P'R_I]VTERS 
:\lcchanical Photographers. Photo-Engravers and Zinc Etchers. 
\Ve do all Kinds of P rinting. Publishing, etc. 
Estin1ates Carefully Gitlen Satisfaction Guaranteed 'Phone 1090 
Corner 21st and Marke t Sts. GALVESTON, TE.XAS 


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Wholesale and Retail 
E. 0. FLOOD '& CO. 

Galveston, Texas 
" POCAHONTAS" AN0 11NEW RIVER" 
The two best American S1ea1n Coals mined. Supply I fouseholds, Factories, Foundries, Blacksmiths, Railroads, In· terior Dealcl's, Steamships, Etc., Etc. 
JiJ ALL KINDS FOR ALL U SES JiJ 
Office :!I1:-1 and 2115 ;\lcchanic Street 
Tele phones 00 and 100 
. { I th Street and \Vharf \ ards: 211:1-2115 .M cchanic St reel 
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Largest 
Retail Drug Store 
in the South 
' Phone 300 and 1800 
Send for Our Illustrated 
CATALOGUE 

Gold and Silver Je,velry, \\'atches, Clocks, Cu t Glass, Sih·er Pl:itc and Precious Stones 
NOBBE & ROEMPKE 

Galveston, Texas 
Phone 687 15th and Church 
High Grade Photographs 

NASCHKE 

Galveston, • = • Texas 


I FIRST NATIONAL B ANI-{: 

OF GALVESTON.  
THE OLDEST  NATIONAL BA:\K IN TEX AS.  
CAT'IT.\L  l!'l"l.I.\"  1'.\11),  :saoo.000.00  
S f{ .\ R EllOl.l) Elt"'  J, IAHll. ITY.  :100.000.00  
S lJ Rl't.t;S  .\SI)  USl)IYll>E I)  PROFITS.  100.000.00  
OFFICERS:  
R. \VA'' ER l.EY  S~ll'l'Jl.  PR•; stD:BNT  ,V.::-l. STO\VE.  C 1.\Sllt •.: 1t  
CJI1\S. FO\VJ.EH.  Vtc J­; ·PHESIDENT  F. A~DLER.  "°'-ss·1·. c,,s1111.; 1t  
DIRECTORS:  
R. 'VAVERLEY SM l'l'JI.  \V. N. STO,V.E.  CllAS. FO,Vl.ER.  JI. A. J,A~ NDJ,;S  
.J.P. ALVEY.  J.JC.lilLL.  C.11.~lOO!ll·:  

We Solici,t the .J1ccou,11,ts of Bari/cs, Corporcitions, l!'ir11i,s cind lnclivi<i1bcits, 
1vitli the .•I ssiirance of Liberal 1'reatnie1it i.n every Respect, 
consiste1it 1vitli, Conservative Bci1ilcing 


\iVhere Quality Flatters Price 
ROBT. I. COHEN, 

Correct Clothes 
for Men and Boys 

\iVe Speciali~e Young Men's Togs 
GALVESTON 

''TWO BROTHERS'' 

CIGAR. STORE 

C. H. Rhode, Proprietor 
~ported and Domestic Cigars 
Sole Agency for the Cclebrnted "El Arabe" Cigars 
Market and T t(mont Sis. GALVESTON. TEXAS 
0. K. LAUNDRY 

Quality Service 

Taylor Bros. 

GALVESTON, TEXAS 


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A. LA:'\DIS 

T. 
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l)IRRCTORS: 
D. 13. l! ENOERSON 
LANDIS IJ. E. CROSLAND GU\' M. BRYAN BRQ \VNING GROCI·; 
C. J. \\IOLSTON 

L. A. MAAS J. TUSSUP 
Maas-Tussup Grocery Co. 

"Only the 'Best ,. 
IMPORTED AND FANCY 
GROCERIES 

S. E. Corner 
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(OlJOn rA(lOR~ 

OAlVt~lOM. ltXA~
GALVESTON, TEXAS 


JOHN SEALY SEALY HUTCHINGS H. 0. STEIN 

GEORGE SEALY 


Bankers 

GALVESTON, • • TEXAS 
CORRESPONDENTS: N3tion31 City Bank, ::-lew York. 1''ourth National Bank, ~e''' \"ork. First Nation:tl Bank, Chic•i:o. Co r11n1ercial ~ational Ba11k, Chicago. l'-lcchanics' :'\:ttinnal Bank, St. Louis. Merch:tms' Laclede N:ttional Bank, St. Louis. Third National Bank, St. Louis. Girard National Bank, Philadelphia. N3tional ll3nk of Cornrncrce, Kansa~ City. Brown, Shipley & Co., London, England. 
Miss D oM t NGO 
East End Pharmacy 

A t~ull Linc of 
PARKE, DAVIS&. CO. AND S HARPE &. DOHME PREPARATIONS 
Special Prices to Students on nil Preparations 
1'clc:phonc 108 13th St., lk1. ,,. 0. ~nd ('h111ch 
GALVESTON, TEXAS 
V. HANSEN E. KIRCHEM 

Cosmo~olitan Darber S~o~ 

STUDENTS' PATRONAGE SOLICITED 
Give Us a Call 
Corner Center and P. 0. Streets 

GALVESTON, ---TEXAS 
BAY DRUG STORE 

14th and Market Streets 
GALVESTON, TEXAS 

Druf_!s and Medicines 
Druggists' Sundries, Toilet Articles. 
Prescriptions l'rcp11rcd from the Purest and 
Rest Ingredients Only 

CHOICE LINE OF CIGARS 
WILDER & COLBY 

Star Drug Store 

Tremont & P.O. Sts. GALVESTON 
G. B. MARSAN 'Al CO. 

Headquarters for 
Oys ters, Fish, Shrimps, $ $ Poultry, $ ·~ Game and Vegetables 
1919 1'larket St. Phone ion 
GA LVESTON, • TEXAS 

8dward :i'rostman 

:l!ie :Jl,rtistic :lai/or ::line :lai/or S!lade S uits 
Regular Price S30.00 and $25.00 
Our Price :St:>.0 0 and St2. 5 0 
Overcoat s f rom S7.50 up 

70, :?Jv•. Cira• and S'rru Cto1Au 41!! e,.,,, 31. GALVESTON, TEXAS 

THE BEST ON EARTH 

IS A 
HANAN SHOE 
15 Styles ALL LEATHE'R.S 
$5.00 
A/V'D 

$6.00 

fine Groceries~Cold Drinks 

Of All KINDS AT 
T. GIUSTI'S 

Cor. Ninth and Mechanic Sts. 
GALVESTON, TEXAS 

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Gold l' ish and Aquariums, Fancy 
SeaShells, Wonders ot theocean 

CURIOSITIES, Imported Cigars and Tobaccos, t Genuine Meerschaum Goods, Briar Pipe~, Smokers 'Utencils' 
ONLY THE BEST ! 
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ANO GENERAL SPORTING GOODS. WHEELS RENTED AND REPAIREO 
221 Tremont St. Phone 70 GALVESTON, TEXAS 
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\Toltaitc-''Notl,i11g is rllOre esti1nab1e tl1an a \)l1ysician '''ho, l1aving stt1died l'1ature fron1 his youth, knows the properties of the human l>ody, exercises l1is art ,vitl1ca\ttio11, 3.r1cl pa}·s equal attention to the rich and poor," and if asked where is the best place to bu v Rub­ber Stamps, Stencils, ~letal Checks, Seals, &c., he wil.l answer prompt'y, "J. V. Love, 
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TON SORIA L PARL OR 

A . C. DEAN, P ROPRIETOR 
SHAVING, HAIR CUTTING, SHAMPOOING, 

HOT AND COLD BATHS 
313 CENTER S TREET GALVESTON , TEXAS 
KHHN' S CONFECTIONERY 

Ice Cream that is Pure, Candy that is Wholesome, 
Ca kes that are Fresh, Prices that are Low, 
Services that are Prompt 
2109 711'1'.:A:RK6T ST. CJ:tLU6ST0N· T6X7=tS 


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R.H. JOHN'S 
COLLIER& WARDEN 
Trunk Factory 
Tonsorial Artists 
Repairing Done 
Polite Attention and First Class Work Students Patronage Solicited 218-220 11arliet Street near Tremont 
2008 Market Street GALVE.STON, TEXAS 
PICKWICK RESTAURANT 

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ladies' and Gentlemen's Dining Parlor 
~ruggist 

Mrs. L. CO URS, Prop. 
Corner Twenty -First and Market
221.1 i\larkel Sircet Phone GJ2 GALVESTON, TEXAS 
GALVESTON, TEXAS 
BODDEKER'&LYONS
F. SCHORER 
Dealer In 

General Hardware
Fire Arms, Ammunition,FishingTackle 
Builders Hardware Tools 
6olf, Tennis and Base Balls and 6eneral 
Special A tten tion to Cutlery 
Sporting 6oods 
2211 P. 0. St Phone 132 
2206 i\\echanic St. Galveston, Texas 
GALVESTO.'i, TEXAS 


' Manufactu,.era of 
High Grade Bread and Rolls 
SHIPPING SUPPLIED PROMPTLY 
1906-1908 JV\arket Street Phone 146 GALVESTON, TEXAS 

THL J. SINGE.R. BOOK COMPANY 

"The Texas Subscription Book House" 
State Headquarters for Medical and Scientific Works 

A Full Supply MEDICAL TEX'I' BOOKS Always on Hand Correspondence Solicited Write (or Catalogue Mall Orders Receive Prompt At tention 216 Tremont Street GA LVE.STON, TEXAS 

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Session open in ::\'o,·c1nbcr and close in l-l<ly. fntcudcd for practi1ioners. Physicians 1nay enter any tirnc. Cnstruction <lirns to be Clinical and Practical. L'sc \viii be 1nade of the vast facilities offered at the Great Charity lio~pital, at the Eye, Ear. . osc and 'L'hroat ITospital and at the Polyclinic. Physicians \viii rind the Polyclinic an 

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P. 0. Box 797, New Orleans I 
N. SALZMANN 

W atch Maker and 
J eweler 

Old Gold and Silver Bollght 
Post Office St. 
GALVESTON, TE.XAS 

CHAS. H. STEDING 

---Florist 
Plants, Cut Flo,vcrs, Floral Designs and 
Deco1111ions. Everything for 
I louse and Garden 

Nursery, l ::lth a:id \.Vinnie 
Pl1011e 1'2•1 ..., 
GALVESTON, TEXAS 
ESTABLISlll'O 1!'51. 
EIMER C3 AM£ND 

204.211 Third Avenue, Cor. 18th St. NE.W YORK 
IMPORTl•:RS A~O )IA:<l:FACTl.RERS OF 
C. 'P. Chemicals and Reagents Chemical, 'Ph9sical 
and Scientific .Apparatus 
Assa9 Goods 


WH llANIJLH T HE BEST 01' 
Ef:Jerything Needed for a Laboratory 
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ELITE RESTAURANT, 
J>rop1ietors 
E ·v e r.ything First-Cl~1s,,;, P r om1.>t ~lnd P o lite Ser,•ic e, Open D ay a nd Night. B o.n c.1ue t H a ll 111 Co1"ln.ection. 'PHONE, .:;ea 
:J208 M a rl<:e t Street 

MARCEi.I.US KLERERC. S•. R. \'. 0 1-\\"ll)SON, JOHN NlETH E, 
KLEBERG, DAVIDSON & NEETHE, 
LHWYERS===== 
414°416 Levy Building OALVESTON,TEXAS 
B. B. STEGER. Prop. GEO. C. DARRAS. Mgr. 
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Rl-~STAURANT 
A Swell Parlor for Nice Young People 
/\\I KE YOURKOVICH' Prop. 
liats Cleaned 50c to $ 1.50 
30 Shoe Shines for $ 1.00 

Ladies' Dining l)arlor Attached 
Clothes Clean ed and Pressed 
I l\lonth's Shines and Clothes $ 1 .:)0 

OPEN !JAY AND NIGHT 
Pana1nas Altoona Bleached 318-320-322 Center Street

First Class Worll 
Cigars and Tobacco 

G A1.vEs·roN, T EXAS 
GA LVESTON, TEXAS 

ATTEND 
DRAUGHON'S PRACTICAL 
BusiNESS CoLLEGES 

FOR A THOROUGH COURSE IN BOOK-KEEP!NG,SHORTHAND & TYPEWRITING COLLEGES LOCATED AT 
GALVESTON, WACO, FT. WORTH, DENISON, SAN ANTONIO 
AND FIFTEEN OTHER CITTES OF THE SOUTH 
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